#to the perfectly honest

[writingmysanity]

Witcher Blurb #2

based on THIS post

word count: 312

The day was going as per normal, Ciri is running around doing her lessons, focusing hard to replicate her mentors actions and many times additional instructions, in an attempt to help the girl along. 

Unlike normal, though, was her new shadow.

Lambert has been following her around the entire day, always about 10 feet back and resting against the nearest wall, looking rather bored. Eskel shakes off the urge to ask his brother just what in the world he could be doing, but Ciri doesnt seem to mind him being there and figures its some sort of bonding ritual the pup had come up with to get closer to his niece. 

He is about to walk away when Ciri accidentally knocks into a vile she was meant to keep upright, the small ashen poof coating her as if she had been working in the dirt all day, the force blowing her hair in all sorts of directions. 

This was her third mess up in a row, the steam nearly visible coming from her ears and she fights the urge to scream.

“ARE YOU-” she pauses for just a second, Eskel watching as his brother fills in seamlessly, hiding the chuckle in his voice.

“Fucking,” he offers, waving a hand dismissivly before going back to picking at his fingers.

“-KIDDING ME?” she finishes without so much as a hesitation. Snorting a laugh, eskel slides into the space next to his brother.

“Okay, ill bite. What was that all about?” Lambert fights his own grin.

“Song bird banned Ciri from swearing, something about it not being lady like… So i volunteered to help.” he shrugs, as if it was obvious. 

“You just like saying fuck,” eskel dedapans, barely hiding the amusement in his tone. Lamberts even baritone beside him makes his shoulders shake with silent laughter.

“That doesn’t make my job any less important.”

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#lambert witcher #the witcher #eskel #the witcher imagine #witcher eskel #lambert #kaer morhen #netflix eskel #netflix!eskel #netflix!lambert #game!eskel #game!lambert #uncle lambert #uncle eskel #uncles being uncles #to the perfectly honest #this is just how they are #chaos #pure unbridled chaos

[comradekatara]

drew the book 1 kiddos’ catsonas. just because :)

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #sokka #aang #zuko #art #mart #AUs #i guess???? #i was hesitant to draw this bc im usually rly bad at drawing animals #but i used references and i think it turned out ok! #either way it’s cute because cats are god’s most perfect creatures #i love cats more than life itself. if im being perfectly honest #MY cat most of all #god bless <3

[cemeterything]

sometimes character analysis is like "i want to talk about this character but i'm not interested in having that discussion without a shock collar that goes off whenever you have a bad take around the necks of everyone present including myself"

#🐉 #this is about asuka evangelion #i dont trust other people to be right about her but to be perfectly honest i dont trust me either

[lonelyroommp3]

the thing is that every single one of us with remotely creative inclinations who falls under what i might hesitantly, shuddering a little with the humiliating weight of bringing out such a phrase in the year 2024, call the "former gifted kid umbrella" has gone through a phase where we think overwrought purple prose sponsored by thesaurus.com that is very very self consciously aware of our own artistry and self proclaimed uniqueness for being able to string a sentence together is like, the absolute peak of all writing skill and that we are literally the smartest person on earth for reading classics or knowing a vocab word above our grade level or being able to pick up on metaphors in poetry. and it inevitably results in creating art that is not very good because we are focusing less and less on actually saying something and more and more on just sounding very very smart when we say it. and yes, it's deeply cringe to look back on it and a lot of the art made will, in hindsight, be at best a bit naff and at worst completely unsalvageable, but it's a massively important stage of creative development that ultimately teaches you a lot about moderation & what is really important in the art you create (ie. actually saying something from the heart as opposed to saying something that will make everyone gawp at how clever you are). the issue is that most of us who went through this did so when we were like 14 and taylor swift appears to be having that phase while being well into her thirties

#it's just embarrassing to be perfectly honest and i'm saying that as someone who loves her songwriting so much it formed my MA thesis

[annoyinglandmagazine]

#silmarillion #tolkien #maedhros #caranthir #celegorm #elrond peredhel #curufin #Feanor #Maeglin #Genderbending to me is a poorly masked excuse for more lesbians in canon #Which I love #genderbending #rule 63 #I’m not putting any dwarves here because to be honest I don’t see that as Genderbending #I think saying Telchar #Narvi or Azaghal were female is a perfectly reasonable interpretation of canon

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i bought tickets to nutcracker MONTHS ago and its finally today!!!! its in AN HOUR!!!!!! i'm finally finally gonna cross it off my bucket list! i'm so excited i fucking love nutcracker!!!!!

#op #i am positively fucking vibrating to be perfectly honest

[soppingwetboyfriend]

Sam Elliott as Wade Garrett in Road House (1989)

#road house #filmgifs #moviegifs #movieedit #filmedit #sam elliott #me when i'm about to *** ** **** *** if i'm being perfectly honest!!!

[royalarchivist]

Anonymous Viewer: I once ate cardboard to impress a boy

Niki: A BOY??? A BOY??? Come on, get some standards!

Aimsey: You won’t ever see me doin’ that, you won’t ever see me doin’ that. For more reasons than one, but still.

Niki: That’s why we love Aimsey, ‘cuz Aimsey has standards.

Aimsey: I have standards, women <3

Bonus:

#Aimsey #Nihachu #Niki #Ranboo #LGBT #IRL #This was from this weekend's Niki stream but I was busy so I forgot to upload this lol #Full transcript was a mess so this is the TLDR transcript #Niki's reaction made me laugh so much #Aimsey's too he's hilarious #both of them together cracked me up #They went so over the top with their response to this question I was dyin' #And then Ranboo's perfectly timed dono was the cherry on top #I can never catch either of their streams but this was a rare case when I caught half of it and I was like YESSS #two for one deal #also happy 2023 everyone #I'lll be honest I think Ranboo was /j #but also. it IS Ranboo we're talking about #so it's also very possible he was being /srs #Get Help King

[lordascapelion]

“Put your hand in the box.”

“What’s inside?”

“Pain.”

“Oh… sweet.” *unzips pants*

#dune #dune part 2 #dune posting #spiceposting #gom jabbar #to be perfectly honest that may have actually happened

[misspoetree]

[And then they went on the sexy killing spree anyway]

Kinnporsche + Text Messages [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | ? ]

#let me be perfectly honest here: I totally forgot about the fake text messages series #but Porsche's face in the second shot made me laugh so hard it brought my memory back #I just had to use it for something IMMEDIATELY #so here we are #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche + fake texts #kpts #kinn × porsche #kinn theerapanyakul #porsche kittisawasd #because the kinnporsche brain rot is still real #guns cw #in the queue you go

[the-magpie-archives]

Tma characters as hyperspecific non-categorised experiences.

Jon: Trying not to fall asleep on the bus when it's cold and dark outside.

Martin: The slightly firm texture a fluffy blanket has before you wash it for the first time.

Tim: Sipping a cocktail without realised how cold it is, the ice brushing your lips.

Sasha: The slightly artificial but altogether natural scent of fresh homemade popcorn.

Basira: When you spill rose oil on your hands and they smell like it for the rest of the day.

Daisy: The sting of a burnt tongue from a sip of scalding coffee.

Melanie: The taste in your mouth after you spit out chewing gum that's lost its flavour.

Georgie: Pressing your hand into a brand new feather pillow

Elias: Accidentally putting your hand in your mouth after using hand sanitiser.

#That's right folks I got conceptual with it! #I actually have no fucking clue why I wrote this to be perfectly honest but I'm tired as shit and it resonates #Enjoy <3 #tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #Sasha James #basira hussain #daisy tonner #melanie king #elias bouchard #Tbh I might delete this one in an hour depending on how I feel about it so enjoy it whilst it's here

[bubblehead-02]

I’m calling it the tyrant tormentor

#3d printing #finally I can shitpost directly into reality #funfriend #corru observer #corru.observer #3d modeling #im not very good at this yet to be perfectly honest. I learned a lot from this project though #and it was a lot of fun

[yasbeych]

this is how I see g1 megatron

#transformers #maccadam #g1 #megatron #tfa starscream #optimus prime #my art #this is so silly but I’m being perfectly honest I just think he’s such a pathetic old man who yells and I love that 4 him #someday I will make my fan continuity which mostly consists of optimus prime and megatron being old men who are bad at using Instagram #megatron thinks every vague post is about him and gets soooo mad #tbf Starscream’s vague posts are about him so he’s right on that front

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: Listening to the same music I used to listen when I was 12-13 is something else. I'm still her. I'm nothing like her anymore. She knew everything. She knew nothing. She was so right. She was so wrong.

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #rose lalonde #mod terezi #me with hs music if i'm to be perfectly honest

[storytellering]

Naught but a memory

#dmc #devil may cry #v #dmc v #dmc5 #devil may cry 5 #vitale #v dmc5 #v devil may cry #my art #hi so im still not over chalky v at the end of visions of v #though to be perfectly honest the thing that inspired this one was seeing #like ages ago when i was brand new to the fandom #some gifs of v with vergil's textures and white hair and it s t u c k with me #i tried drawing it back then but i didnt have the skills to do it justice so i gave up and threw it away #but hey now i can so #have him. chalk v

[mypheralside]

Typical cdrama fan lifecycle:

Episode 1: oh what fun, what dynamics, the sweet characters, the gaiety, fralala!

Episode 40: hhhnnnggggggg

#i'm not even there yet with my current shows but I KNOW #I KNOW #for we are cursed in cdrama fandom to be forever wallowing in tragedy #to be perfectly honest i'm all here for it #i didn't need my heart anyway it's fine