#truth or date

[hellcheerficdatabase]

When I Least Expect It

Author: @astorytotellyourfriends

Rating/Warning: Teen and up audience

Chapter Count: 1/1

Description: Chrissy didn't really know what to expect when Max Mayfield marched up to her on Friday afternoon and invited her to sleep over the following night; she'd been so surprised that she stuttered out an okay before the offer had even really sunk in.

Tags: Alternate universe- everyone lives/nobody dies, post-vecna, sleepovers, truth or date, first kiss, Chrissy POV, for the most part, one-shot, status: completed

#Alternate universe- everyone lives/nobody dies #post-vecna #sleepovers #truth or date #first kiss #Chrissy POV #for the most part #one-shot #status: completed #eddsy #eddissy #eddie x chrissy #eddie and chrissy #eddie munson #chreddie #chrissy deserved better #chrissy cunningham #munningham #hellcheer #hellcheer fanfic #stranger things

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #toshiro nakamoto #chilchuck tims #kabru #BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry. #Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong: #“dude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of you”. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH. #This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated. #I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them. #Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad. #When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment! #I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug. #Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends) #and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off. #I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi. #obligatory edit because I’m tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc #YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him. #I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference

[oasisr]

yes i am a prude, and hypersexuality is ruining friendships, relationships and society as a whole.

#hypersexual #hypersexuality #sexualization #brave new world #relationships #fds #female dating strategy #feminism #tradfem #christian #conspiracy #freeblr #bible #conspiracy theory #truther #truth #christian woman

[ollisuu]

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅MORE🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

#south park #sp bunny #kenny mcccormick #stick of truth #marjorine stotch #butters stotch #marjorine dresses as chaos to steal princess kenny away from the castle ro date in peace btw #cos cartman is a JERK

[auspicious-poppy]

Ace moments before I realised I was ace

Thinking celebrity crushes was just an exaggerated way to say X is aesthetically pleasing and that people weren't actually serious. Making up celebrity crushes just to fit in.

Being able to acknowledge that someone is conventionally attractive by beauty standards but not feeling attracted towards them. Friend: "Aren't they hot?? I'm dying over those abs!!!". Me: "I mean sure, they look fit and healthy. shrug".

Making grossed out faces when asked who I would frick during the 'fuck, marry, kill' games. "Look here, the guys in our group are cool and all but even if the opportunity to be intimate with them came, I still wouldn't do it."

Thinking demisexuality was how attraction worked for the vast majority.

Being VERY confused on why the girls in my high school year thirsted over the young male student teacher.

Being genuinely surprised when peers in my high school year got into sexual relationships ("Huh?? Aren't we too young for this?")

Not understanding what people mean by "the butterflies". Never experienced the physical symptoms commonly associated with a crush.

Not understanding why thirst traps are used and thinking 'sex sells' is an obvious lie.

Not understanding the appeal behind hookup culture.

Reading smut fics and thinking the hyperfixations on a character's physical appearance was so "grown up".

Not understanding why abstinence is difficult. ("What do you mean you couldn't resist... just don't do it???")

Not understanding why couples broke up over sex. Not understanding why lack of sex is a deal breaker in relationships. Thinking that I would be perfectly fine if my partner didn't want to be intimate.

Happy ace week everyone. 💜🤍🖤

EDIT: To anyone that's questioning: if you do relate to some of these, there is a possibility you could be on ace spectrum. However, don't take this as THE guide, this is just a recount of my own personal experiences. Instead, I highly encourage you to read up more on asexuality and other ace people's experiences - asexuality is a wide spectrum, and I just happen to fall in the "no attraction whatsoever" side. I'm also happy to answer any questions, feel free to hit me up.

#asexual #asexuality #ace week #asexual awareness week #poppy rambles #stay tuned for the aro edition #more memes there #I realised this sounds most applicable to demisexuality #truth is there is actually a lot more cause I have dated #but leaving those out for personal reasons lol

[dvnieldraws]

daffodils

#my art #artists on tumblr #art #qsmp #qsmp art #qsmp tubbo #q!tubbo #qsmp fred #q!fred #frubbo #qsmp frubbo #penpalduo #q!penpals #tubbo fanart #qsmp tubbo fanart #going. INSANE abt q!quackity kidnapping fred n the subsequent angst!! im jsufjdhdjr GHEY WERE GONNA GO ON A REAL DATE #okay. im okay. thsy are jus lil chars lmao im not actually mad at anyone this js jus my telenovela 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 #anyways. daffodils can mean honesty and forgiveness n i kinda view this esp w what fred said (what i wrote here) like them askin for #forgivwness for when they tell the truth abt whatever theyve dons #*DONE sorry i cant type propsrlly #i also dont reallh think anyone is in ths wrong in tjis sitch idk q!quack has gone thru sm in ths hands of ths fed so it makes sense he woul #dnt trust any fed workers or anyons who wkrks w the fed which js also settjn up for when q!Q either remembers or fjnds out abt the other #islanders who are affliated w the fed like q!fit q!foolish q!jai even q!baghs #ALSO. #I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I LIKE THIS IT SUCKS IN MY EYES BJT I SHARED THE SKETCH SO I HAD TP FINISH IT. SO. YEAH. MAN STANDING EMOJI.

[bleuu-moon]

ceo!price who persuades you to join him for a “business dinner” with some of his clients, only to arrive to find a table for two under his reservation

he told you they had to cancel, but really he rearranged the meeting that same morning, as he liked the idea of it being just you both, a bit too much

#so don’t be surprised if he starts asking questions about your personal life and trying to play footsie under the table #its totally a date in his head #would drink one too many and end up telling you the truth #goes to grab your hand across the table like you’ve been married for years #captain john price #price x reader #ceo!price

[waywardted]

I really do have love to give. I just don't know where to put it.                - Magnolia (1999)

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #tedlassosource #ted lasso spoilers #rebecca welton #m*ne #mine: lasso #i just think it's so important that we're getting to see how she's grown into her ultimate unfettered bestie and beloved leader self #that her big heart that had been locked up for years can finally spill out over everyone around her #she's not caught up in rupert or dating apps or her brand or how she's *supposed* to be #she's FREE and LIGHT and honest and so wholly present and supportive and generous with her heart #SHE HAS SO MUCH LOVE TO GIVE AND SHE HAS PLACES TO PUT IT #the wise up of it all i SWEAR #and with roy that she's like it's time for rebecca to be rebecca #she knows who she is and she's choosing it #not holding her tongue or staying out of things because of fear about how people might react to her honesty and how she presents herself #trusting that people she loves like roy and ted aren't going to punish her for telling them the truth #oh i am soooo emo about it i love her so much

[flamingthespian]

Idea: Sebastian is trans, Sam and Sebastian are dating and have been since before seb came out, which happened while kent was deployed. So when kent left for war he knew his teenage son had a “girlfriend,” and when he comes back, his young adult son now has a boyfriend, and he doesn’t realize it’s the same person, so he’s like, “why did Sam never write to me about breaking up with that girl or coming out as queer and starting to date this guy,” and doesn’t understand why Sam’s new boyfriend that he’s never met is acting somewhat familiar with him

#tal talks #Stardew valley #Sam Stardew #Sebastian Stardew #sambastian #Kent Stardew #I might write a silly little fic about this ideas #like where Kent just gets increasingly more confused and eventually comes to the conspiracy theory that Sam’s ‘girlfriend’ died #under mysterious circumstances and it was covered up #Kent: son please tell me the truth what happened to your first girlfriend #Sam: dad Sebastian is literally the first and only person I’ve ever dated #Kent: SON PLEASE DID THEY WIPE YOUR MEMORY IS IT ALIENS IS IT THE GOVERNMENT #also: natural redhead seb headcanon where he also dyed his hair black during the same time period #making him look even more different than he did before

[ashleyydirtbikes]

if we can’t have deep conversations about some of the darkest places we’ve been and our trauma then we can’t date

#deep conversations #trauma #dark places #dating #deep thoughts #deep feelings #raw truth #emotions #emotional

[whaliiwatching]

he’s talking abt seeker constellation myths

#transformers #starscream #knock out #knockscream #koss #the truth comes out: i was a transformers kid #rlly my friend was the diehard fan and i absorbed Love of Starscream through her #i just think he and knock out are so sillyfunny. they’d murder someone and complain abt the mess #this is one of the only enemies to lovers ships i have and its bc theyre enemies AND lovers. they hate each other and theyre dating <333 #when i saw ‘thirst’ for the first time. yall. heads were rolling that day #‘it’s been an honor serving alongside you’ ‘i always admired your lustrous finish’ shut UP #i havent been into transformers since like 2016 but i miss specifically prime starscream #he’s a bitch metal butterfly and he’s my favorite #originally i wrote here ‘i’m never drawing mechs again’ haha i lied. i drew mechs So Much

[lordgolden]

OK DEC. 6TH EVERYONE GETS ONE DAY TO READ REALLY FAST AND IF KALADIN DIES WE ARE FLYING TO UTAH DEC. 7 (THREAT!)

#hope this post is how someone finds out about the Stormlight 5 release date lmao #wind and truth #Stormlight archive

[starlitflowers]

the reason essek is only mentioned twice in eots is not because he's not with caleb anymore, it's because they both refuse to acknowledge that theyre dating (yes they have kissed in front of the rest of tm9. yes they did call each other just friends 5 minutes later.) its been almost a decade theyre too far into the bit to stop now

#beau calling essek calebs partner and caleb just going “who?” #veth tries to give essek a shovel talk and he just stares at her blankly and then says “i'm not dating caleb” with a blank face #by the time anyone decides to use zone of truth or smth essek and caleb have been married for a month so they can say that theyre not datin #(theyre only married for the legal benefits (like essek getting citizenship in the empire)) #this idea has been tumbling around my brain for a month lmao its so funny to me #because logically calebs just a private person but also. he would be the type of person to over commit to the bit #and essek would see his cringefail boyfriend and try to help but also end up being dragged into it #im not wrong. u know im not #critical role #essek thelyss #caleb widogast #shadowgast

[amiharana]

just so obsessed with the idea of revali silently loving link and pining so much for him, but holding back because he's already created this facade that he despises link, because zelda and mipha already loved him first, because why would link ever choose him? so revali keeps it all inside and tries to display his bitterness at unreciprocated love as jealousy and arrogance at the imbalance of their roles, and tries desperately to fall out of love with link.

but it's as though the little hylian won't let him.

link, who practically insists on staying by revali during battle, who stares at revali with that wide blue-eyed gaze, who naps peacefully with his head in revali's lap when they're alone. and revali should be ecstatic at how close they are, but it hurts more than anything. this isn't fair to him, to be so tantalizingly close to link but to never be able to have him more than this. it's so suffocating, revali doesn't think he can stand to do this any longer, or else it might kill him.

but he continues to let link do whatever he pleases; silently tagging along after revali to the archery range, sitting beside him at mealtimes and letting him sneak more bites from revali's plate as though revali doesn't see him, even going as far as to let link sleep with him in his hammock after what revali assumed to have been a very bad nightmare. no one says a single word when revali and link arrive late to breakfast, with link clinging sleepily to revali's wing and revali looking strangely peaceful.

try as he might (he's not trying at all), revali can't say no to link (and neither does he want to), so he supposes he might as well endure this suffering a little longer.

"why do you let me do all this?" link whispers to him once, in the dead of the night, wrapped around revali in his hammock. and revali is silent for a moment, trying to come up with some sort of answer that could defend his actions. but he can't.

"i don't know," he says simply. he can't tell link the truth.

"does it bother you?"

"do you think you'd still be in my bed practically choking me to death with how tightly you're wrapped around me if it did?" revali winces at how biting his words are, but link just hums and snuggles deeper into revali's neck. he doesn't stop link.

"if it bothered you, you'd tell me, right?" the little hylian murmurs.

revali thinks about it for a moment. and he decides, no, i wouldn't. if you wished to be warm, i'd let you use my body as fuel for a campfire.

"go to sleep," he says aloud instead, softly, gently. he couldn't tell link that either, and he probably never would be able to. he wouldn't ever have the chance. "we have battles to prepare for in the morning."

revali wraps his wings snug around the blond, and link practically purrs in content, dozing off immediately into the warmth. like this, the rito almost smiles. if burning himself alive was the only way to have link, even for just a moment that couldn't always be guaranteed, then revali would just have to make sure he stayed alight; to be the bonfire keeping link warm throughout the night.

#revalink #loz #botw #loz botw #legend of zelda #amihan's revalinkverse #this is a draft from APRIL folks. finally finished it up #alexa play the truth untold by bts #revali coming up with every excuse why link shouldn't ever love him back #and link refuting all those excuses with a solution or straight up saying he doesn't care #revali: we can't be together we're not even the same species i can't give you blood kin #link: that's okay i'm fine with adopting #to #revali: we can't date because ah. Uh. erm. ah see there! that spot on your neck! #i hurt you so deeply it left a mark it MUST mean that we weren't ever fated to be! #link: .... revali that is a hickey i willingly let you give me because i wanted it. #i was initially going to stop the post right before the dialogue #but i think it's very revalink of them to acknowledge all of it but continue as is #link thinks that they're fine and that their relationship doesn't need a label #meanwhile revali is straight up going WHAT ARE WE??? WHAT ARE WE LINK????? #q

[clubcuhnty]

DTIYS from twitter

#south park #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #sp fanart #south park fanart #kyman #ccart2024 #stick of truth #sp sot #south park sot #south park stick of truth #it absolutely is a date and Cupid Me orchestrated it