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#tw mentruation
sleepy-royal · 10 months
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The human body is the definition of a "have you tried turning it off and on again?".
You have a headache or don't feel good? Try going to sleep. Usually that fixes it.
Hell, my periods were super irregular then I took testosterone and stopped having periods. When I stopped taking it and started having them again, my periods came every month(Been that way since November).
Human bodies are so fucking weird. Not only the "on/off" thing but also how it's practically an all or nothing type of deal. You could die from stubbing your toe or you could survive falling from six stories with no more than a few bruises. Plus, we eat poison like it's nothing(caffeine, alcohol, etc). We'd terrify aliens with how we're both so fragile yet so fucking sturdy.
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edelgarfield · 2 months
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dadstarion fans are sleeping on the fact that the placenta is extremely blood-rich smh. like everyone's asked the period question but no one's addressing the elephant in the room re: childbirth.
like it has to smell good right. he had to have at least thought about it right. it has his partner's blood AND a brand spanking new baby's blood, it's like a nice little cocktail.
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I want cinnamon rolls
I want chips
Everyone hates me and i hate everyone and im going to burn in hell with fiery daggers
The world is soso beautiful, everyone is worthy of love and humans are inherently good and life is soso worth living!
I want pickles
menstruation thought process ig.
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Continued from [x] with @dasmondkuss
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She knew she was not handling it well. She really tried not to be sassy (or passive aggressive). She tried to pretend it was not happening but as much as she really tried it was just not working. And she was scared. She was scared what Alois would say. And what would happen next. And why was it happening n o w, when things finally started to work for her? Even with Dominicus. They seemed to be finding some common ground. And she was about to get a grasp on her life again.
So, even if she was really trying, she was failing miserably. Nunnally knew she was failing, but she was not aware it was that visible until she heard those two men joking about her. In first moment, she just wanted to go there and yell at Alois. Why was he allying with Dominicus against her? And then run away, lock herself in the bedroom and cry herself into sleep. But they were so cheerful about it, and it (involuntarily) brought a small smile onto her lips.
‘I heard it’; was all that she shouted and it earned some more playful remarks from both men, who were now trying to disappear before she was to snap at them. She just watched their boyish behavior and instead of acting as expected, she finally made her decision.
She walked to the pantry and took out a large tablet of their favourite chocolate. Then she opened the cabinet and put a large bowl on a table, and ice-cream next to it. She hesitated for a moment, and instead of simply putting some of the cold dessert into the bowl, she took out a spoon and took the whole container. She smiled to herself. Suddenly, she was in a good mood as if the stress from the past days was finally over. These were very good advice that she was given.
She first went to Dominicus; Nunnally found him in his room. A gentle knock but she entered without waiting for the invitation. She threw chocolate at him: --
“You’ll be needing it more than me.” – she joked – “And there’s nothing more in the pantry. Someone should go shopping…” – she commented, when she was leaving him with the large block of chocolate.
It was slightly more difficult with Alois. She expected to find him in his study, but he was not there. Then she checked the balcony, the library, but she finally found him in their bedroom: --
“Here…” – she said handing him the very same ice-cream he suggested her earlier, and boldly meeting his - what she believe to be - surprised gaze – “It’s not the Aunt Flo. Nor the crimson wave.” – she used his own words against him – “I am actually late.” – she stated gently; she sat on the sofa next to him.
“There are more ice-cream in the fridge, but I am afraid we have no more chocolate for Dominicus.” 
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honeyhpd · 11 months
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every time i file my nails i can still hear her telling me i’m doing it wrong. whenever i wipe makeup from under my eyes i can hear her telling me i don’t do it the ‘right way’. anytime i put a pad on i can still hear the commentary of how i don’t do it right.
it’s like they never even considered that i’m a full on adult who has already figured out how to do basic things. when i voiced that thought, i was told I should learn to take constructive criticism, and that i was being mean because I stifled her opinion.
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sspookyspoonss · 1 year
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I FINALLY GOT MY PERIOD BACK AFTER OVER TWO YEARS, I’VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE IN THIS MUCH PAINNNNN
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twunksuf · 1 year
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Bro. WHY is the lead up to my period always worse than like. My actual period.
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sleepypotatostudio · 11 months
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Welp I'm in the hormone depression once again, my body just wants to fall apart from lack of baby.
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Tw: menst blood mentioned
Sometimes when I'm on my period, I'll just get bored and-
"Oh my goodness gracious! What's this?? There seems to be??? Blood?? Oh my!! Why is there so much, someone call a medic please!!-"
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tw: unsanitary, mentruation
so I recently started using a deva cup (highly recommend) and I’m supposed to boil it for 3-5 minutes on the stove before and after each use to sanitize it. However, I have roommates and I don’t want them to see that. So instead I boil some water with my electric kettle and then pour that water in a bowl and let the deva cup sit in that for a few minutes. Does anyone know if this has the same effect and is actually sanitizing it correctly, or do I need to find a different method?
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gayerthanthee · 3 years
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*chants to whoosh away dysphoria*
i'm trans i'm nonbinary i'm genderfluid i'm a man i'm a woman i'm either i'm neither i'm in between i'm a whole other dimension i am handsome and being beautiful doesn't determine my gender i am genderless i am all genders aaAAAA i am who i wanna be my genitalia doesn't determine that for me and other people will have to take that in or i don't give a shit about them because this my body a good ole period will not erase how gay i am i am trans i am nonbinary i'm a he i'm she i'm a they i'm a he/they i'm a he/they/she i'm all pronouns neopronouns are cool too i'm casanov i'm manuel my body shape does not determine gender clothes have no gender i'm aAAAAAA
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syraxfire · 4 years
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do i need to shit or is it just period cramps: a neverending saga
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platrom · 2 years
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Painful Periods
Summary: How Eddie Brock would help you while you’re on your period.
WARNINGS: female reader, reader is on their period, period cramps, muscle aches, cravings, Venom, fluff, mood swings, fatigue, the cold
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-It’s when he finds you curled up in your shared bed that he knows it’s that time of the month.
-You were clutching your stomach for dear life as your period cramps began their assault.
-He knew the routine: you needed blankets, water, snacks (whether it be comfort foods or not), stuffed animals, and a lot of sleep.
-He always made sure to check up on you and ask you if wanted anything.
-If he wanted to initiate any contact, whether it be a simple hug or kiss, he would always ask first.
-Constantly cuddling with you. He’s a human heater and has huge hands that he will gladly put to use to warm your stomach to ease the cramps.
-Although he’s a cruddy cook, he tries his best to make small things to make you smile.
-If you need him to go out and buy pads, tampons, or any menstruation products, he will gladly do so. What does he have to lose? He loves you and would do anything for you.
-For those who gets muscle cramps or pain in areas from your period, he’s always willing to give you a massage and help you loosen up.
-Always encourages you to sleep as much as possible. He may not experience period symptoms himself, but he can only assume how exhausting it is having your body going through that for days on end.
-Venom will also constantly be by your side on top of Eddie.
-If you thought only one of them would coddle you, you’re wrong. They both will.
-Venom is constantly bothering Eddie to get you and him chocolate to eat together.
-You guys binge watch movies and TV shows.
-If you need to go to work while on your period, Eddie will text you every couple of hours to check up on you.
-There’s nothing they wouldn’t do for you.
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gnatbugg · 3 years
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Hello, thank you for reading this! My fiance and I are both unemployed, disabled, queer, and my fiance is indigenous and we are very much in need of supplies!
As a menstruating person, I am out of menstrual products, we're always running low on meds, and our phone bill needs paid to keep our phones up and running!
Our phone bill is $70.64 by itself and $20-$30 would hopefully cover the other things we need
Even just a dollar counts! Pls share if you can't donate 💚
Cashapp: $ghostboygnat
Venmo: indigipunk
Commissions are OPEN if youd rather pay for something
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