meteor/graha but hear me out - what if meteor was the twink
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[Queue “Now that we’re men!” From the SpongeBob movie.]
You can’t say this didn’t happen..
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Secret Boyfriend
Jason met his boyfriend in a rather peculiar way: he was doing his usual rounds, disposing of the dregs of society with a couple of bullets and offering shelter to hapless victims when one of his victims began to...revive?
The easiest way to put it was that the bastard turned glowing green, and Jason had collaborated enough times with Justice League Dark to know that something supernatural was coming.
Before the whole process was complete, however, another portal opened and out stepped a pretty pissed off guy. The spirit that had just been born was intimidated by the new spirit and Jason could only watch dumbfounded as the twink destroyed the former serial killer with scathing words and scolding.
He was instantly smitten and began flirting with the rabid spirit. It wasn't long before Danny reciprocated his flirtations and well, Jason could tell it was the best thing that had happened to him all year.
On the other hand, the Batfamily was worried about Jason's constant disappearances and his sudden calmness. Fearing the worst (and seeing that they couldn't leave a matter unresolved) they decided to investigate, much to the chagrin of the Crime Lord who responded to their interrogations with deflections and continued to hide his boyfriend as best he could.
Danny thought it was a fun game and just went along with it. Tim was stressed and wanted to get it all over with.
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Accidental Internet Fame
Gothamites filming a bat sighting : "Is that Nightwing? Doing flips for no reason?"
Danny, clutching a milkshake in one hand & scrolling tumblr with the other, passing by, deadpan: "Very acrobatic"
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Gotham Reporter after an attack by Mr Freeze : "Rogue, Mr Freeze has finally been defeated by the Batman but not without leaving a trail of destruction in his wake"
Sleep deprived teenager, unfazed : "Who fucked with the thermostat?" (He isn't complaining though, ice boy likes the cold)
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Joker, holding a group of hostages whilst doing his dramatic villain thing on livestream : "Tick tock, Batsy!"
The most clown hating teenager coming out of unconsciousness to see this shit : "If I kill you, do you think I'll get arrested or a medal?"
Gotham would 100% give him a medal if he did kill the joker.
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Just,,, Danny accidentally becoming this internet meme not as Phantom but as this random twink who keeps appearing in random videos & say either the stupidest or most unhinged shit.
Bonus points if he begins to look into cameras like he's on the office. Pretend his ghost powers let him know when he's being filmed or something and so one day when a rogue says something dumb during a monologue he just looks to where he knows a camera is with a "WTF" face.
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I know a lot of people were happy to see Squilf get Boring Leader syndrome, or at least interested in the idea of her being mature enough to realize that she needs to behave differently as a leader as opposed to a deputy... but I think my distaste here is obvious.
This is a terrible outcome for Squirrelstar as a character. The conflict has just ground to an absolute halt as the RiverClan Occupation resolved itself on its own (no intervention required) and now she's being Very Reasonable and level-headed about something VERY politically motivating. Where is the action?? It's BOOK 5 and there's been one significant battle!
The whole appeal of getting a leader swap in ThunderClan was that she would be impulsive. Characters that don't do anything are boring, come on <:/
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“Til death do us part.”
“maybe longer.”
Halloween alenoah!! vampire ale with ghost noah, idea curtesy of @mangoisgay (ponytown my love)
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