Looks like there was an accident at the Uncle Ben’s factory. Bill will be missed.
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And they say this strain is difficult to grow…WELL NOT FOR ME!
Lol idk, this continues to be the most exciting thing going on in my life. Checking this little guy’s size every morning literally gets me jumping out of bed. It didn’t look like anything was happening, for weeks until suddenly …hyphal knots and primordia!
Two weeks til giant dumpster comes, to clean out our garage so I can start building a grow workshop and tent. IM ALL IN
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I am so so so serious, you girlies have got to start growing your own shrooms
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Hey do you guys want me to expose one of Marvel's biggest retcons that no one talks about?
We all know Spider-Man's origin. Uncle Ben gives Peter the classic "with great power comes great responsibility" talk, Peter brushes him off, Peter watches his uncle die from a crime he could've stopped and he learns the lesson from the speech. None of that happens in Amazing Fantasy Issue 15 (Spider-Man's debut issue). First off, Uncle Ben dies off screen (or I guess off page).
Also, Uncle Ben's iconic speech was delivered by the narrator.
Not only is it not actually Uncle Ben's speech, Peter doesn't even hear it! We've been lied to for the past 61 years!
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‘’gross food’’ that i love is microwaveable rice + yogurt + lemon juice, is so gud...................................
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thats a lot of popping for rice that isnt supposed to be. Popping
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all rice actually comes from uncle ben he stands in a room for hours while he secretes rice from his pores
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Spider-Man hates rice
Uncle Ben is both an instant rice brand and Peter Parker's dead uncle.
Why else would Uncle Ben die for if not rice?
Peter Parker, also known as Spider-Man, didn't want Uncle Ben to die.
Therefore, Peter Parker didn't want Uncle Ben to defend rice.
Spider-Man hates rice.
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when i was a kid i thought uncle ben was actually my uncle who just made bomb ass rice and beans and put it in a package for us to keep for a while
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...thanks Uncle Ben...
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til that other asian cultures do make rice on stovetop n i feel so fucking vindicated
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In the Madam Web universe Spidey-Pool meets Ben Parker and puts baby Peter in a Spider-Man costume and carrying him like his climbing singing "Spider-Man, Spider-Man, just whatever a spider can.'
Spideypool spins baby Peter around…
Spideypool: Spider Baby, Spider Baby does whatever a…Spider Baby does
Ben: who’s this?
Web: Peter’s best friend from the future
Spideypool flies the giggling baby past Ben…
Spideypool: Uncle Ben, I love your rice
Ben:
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guys help i dropped my uncle bens /maɪˈnjuːt/ rice does anyone have a magnifying glass
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