hiii!
I was wondering if you could write a villan x hero snippet where the hero is a cinnamon roll and whenever villan makes a dirty joke they just become so confused. villan dies inside every time cause it is so cute.
BUT.
someone ruined hero's mind and villan starts crying.
I know this is a but weird to ask, but I think it would be really cute.
would write it myself, but I'm trying to write a story already, and would die if I wrote something else.
only if you want to. no pressure!!
love ur writing <33
you're so sweet thank youuuuu!! I hope your story goes well :)))
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Hero sat in front of the trap, twisting the screwdriver ever so slightly. They held the trap up to examine it.
"You're good with your hands." Villain said, watching them as they worked. "Maybe we could put that to better use."
They picked up a screw and slotted it into the trap. "What, do you have more traps for me to fix?"
Villain stifled a laugh. "Not exactly."
"What do you mean then?" They rotated the trap, examining it. "I'm not very good at cooking, if that's what you meant. I don't like it. Hot things scare me."
"So you're scared of yourself?"
They looked up at Villain, confusion decorating their features. "Why would I be scared of myself?"
They smirked. "I'll let you work that one out by yourself."
Hero blinked twice, before turning their attention back to the trap before them.
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Villain let the doorbell ring twice before they answered it. Hero was standing there, curls loosened around their shoulders. "Hero? It's the middle of the night."
"You think I'm hot?" they said.
"You came out here in the middle of the night to ask me this?"
They flushed. "Uh. Yes?"
They leaned against the side of the doorframe. "How long did it take you to figure it out?"
"I asked Sidekick."
They actually laughed at the absurdity. "You had to ask Sidekick?"
"Maybe?" They paused. "They also said that... the thing about hands... really?"
Villain rested their head against the wall. "I will kill them. How could they?"
"Well, I asked, and they told me! Don't kill them, kill me!"
All the moments of confusion they would miss out on... all the times a joke would fly wildly over Hero's head... Villain felt tears spring to their eyes. But maybe that was because it was midnight and they hadn't slept in days. Who was to know.
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Behold. The cuteness of a snom. *Holds out a squeaking snom that seems to really like both Shadow and Eclipse. How can you tell? It crawls up to them and clings to Eclipse's foot with the little nubs on its face with the sweetest squeak and happy look on its face*
"Ah...that's the weirdest looking creature I've ever seen." Eclipse remarked, looking down at the young Shadow afterwards, who looked somewhat afraid and had to be picked up by Sonic.
"Is that like, a slug?" Sonic questioned. "I really need to get a door or something..."
"I have the urge to adopt it and become it's father figure."
"Huh?"
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I can clearly see Terry with his latin beloved, after days without each other, they meet the sensei with a warmth hug and passionate kiss.
"Que saudade, my dear sensei! Wanna know what I dreamed about you? Ser谩 nosso segredo..."
I think this could be for all the followers from Brazil. 鉂わ笍
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