The way Santana was left behind seems so cruel to me. Wammu and Santana as kids could have been very close as brothers. Either that or Kars went full shinobi training on his kids. Honestly I really wish we got more content on the backstory of the pillar men. My mind be spamming headcannons about them.
As about Santana left behind in the continent, it would be really cool if he had some cult formed around him or sm. I NEED A SPIN OFF!
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Play Fighting Headcanons
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Lets you win - doesn't even try to fight back because they think you're cute
Speedwagon
The fight with Jonathan on Ogre Street
Wammu
Even let Joseph live and gave him a ring just to see him again
Avdol
barely fights back against Polnareff when given the chance, everyone else would have flattened that french himbo
Okuyasu
Mista
also expect to be tackled by the pistols
Bruno
Formaggio
Melone
he considers it a win that you will play fight with him in the first place
Jolyne
Funny Valentine
Mountain Tim
Norisuke
Lets you win because they don't even realize what you're trying to do
Jonathan
it's like he's being attacked by ants
Kars
Kakyoin
He just thinks you're giving him a hug (please give him a hug)
Koichi
Giorno
Risotto
man's too big, who really gonna attack the slab of meat?
Pesci
F.F
Anasui
convinces himself it's how you're trying to flirt so he just lets it happen
Johnny
Gappy
he's just a sweet simple boi, probably think it's just a fun hug
Would have let you win, but you provoked/insulted them
Dio
Joseph
Polnareff
His honour as a Frenchman goes out the window when he's a big baby
Josuke
hair, that is all
Narancia
Prosciutto
Ghiaccio
you probably didn't even realize you provoked Ghiaccio
Weather Report
Versus
what a little bitch, but don't tell him
Diego
Yasuho
Wins to establish dominance
Erina
Caesar
Jotaro
Wouldn't even think to lose - jotaro is the type to not lose his virginity because "he never loses"
Rohan
Yuya
probably makes a joke about you having to be one of his groupies now
Abbacchio
Fugo
Trish
Illuso
Hermes
Gwess
Tops get top bunk
Gyro
Toru
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The Flower Pillar🪷
Meet Magnolia Lopez a human being that is half PillarMan too. Her mother Melody was the music pillar and her father Javier was a gardener who found Melody in his shed. The two soon died afterwards trying to protect each other leaving Magnolia as a orphan who soon became a maid for the German army in Mexico studying the Pillarman known as Santana.
She was not aware of her pillar form out of anxiety when witnessing Santana attacking the soldiers and she had a reaction that was similar to the hulk and practically attacked the soldiers pointing guns at her. But Santana managed to calm her down before going to fight Joesph, she soon joins speedwagon and Joseph on their voyage to find Caesar. In the end of part 2 she ends up dating Santana. Her pillar form is quite taller than Santana, she’s about 7’0 feet tall.
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Ok I got to asked do you have a version of female pillerman like you do with the monkey Queen and plum princess I am curious.
“Do I have a genderbent version of Pillarmen”? Who do you think I am? Of course I have a version of the Pillar women! Unfortunately, since my original piece of them is not currently with me I had to do an update.
I hope y'all enjoy the muscle mommies<3
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Whoever’s idea it was to make all of the themes of the pillar men, ancient beings who come from a time before humanity, dubstep, especially Kars’, is a genius. It just shows how even though they’re before our time, their power and intellect are still decades ahead of our own, and nearly incomprehensible.
Avalon really hits the nail on the head. The amount of existential dread that theme can instil is insane. The music for Jojo is so goddamn good.
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The pillarmen need more smut and angst fics🤕Santana by himself is also a need, he’s so overlooked in fics and sometimes not even included.
Trust me I’ve scrapped the bottom of every tag including them all just to wring it all out…then read everything I found again
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