#why did I watch it at work

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

OH NO GIANNI BROUGHT UP YOUR BLOG ON STREAM IM SORRY RIP BRAVE WARRIOR

This is a few days old now but

It did take me that long to work up the strength to actually watch the rest of the stream. Because I knew THAT PART was coming.

Out of all the things that could have played it was the “I will suck you off” one im going. To die.

#it’s been tormenting me for almost a week I had to rip the bandage off already #help.me. #I have every disease #I have a fever #i can’t stand #why did I watch it at work #I read the chat too this time #you guys are right I need to flee the country #non voice post #ask #asks

[booasaur]

Vigil - 2x02

#vigiledit #bbc vigil #amy silva #kirsten longacre #suranne jones #rose leslie #vigil spoilers #vigil 2x02 #amy x kirsten #femslash related stuff #dawwww #and lol #the pregnancy being written in as it was really worked out actually lol #their relationship was always going to be the backdrop to the action plot of the season #so with the timeskip the baby just adds this immediate depth and richness to what went on in during it #and how wholeheartedly amy did apparently commit after season 1 #and poppy is not just amy's daughter now but kirsten's too #as for the plot of the season.....I see now why they feel like they're burning off what could have been a flagship show #the parallels were hard to watch! #funny how they fully meant this made up country to be a commentary on saudi #but turns out the west is propping up TWO genocidal middle eastern regimes' military objectives

[scificrows]

“I was having an emotion, and I hate that. I’d rather have nice safe emotions about shows on the entertainment media; having them about things real-life humans said and did just led to stupid decisions.” ― Martha Wells, Exit Strategy

Title sequence designs inspired by the real-life shows Martha Wells based Murderbot's favorite shows on.

#the murderbot diaries #murderbot #sanctuary moon #world hoppers #murderbot diaries #hi i spent way too much time putting these together #when i actually just wanted a tiny version of the sanctuary moon one for something else i'm working on #thank you @the-yearning-astronaut for asking for the world hoppers one assdfsjdjsd #i DID have a lot of fun making these #the shows are how to get away with murder (-> sanctuary moon); legends of tomorrow (-> timestream defenders orion) #and stargate atlantis (-> world hoppers) #i watched the first 5 minutes of the first episode of every stargate atlantis season to see which title sequence i liked best #and GOD why don't shows have openings like that anymore??? stargate atlantis looks SO stupid and fun #i might just watch it #(please don't look too closely at them they are a bit messy lol) #𓄿

[thehappiestgolucky]

Side Order doodles the fact I've not managed more is entirely because I'm too busy playing it (grindy games my beloved)

Shove Agent 4 in situations or SO HELP ME

#splatoon #splatoon side order #side order #side order spoilers #splatoon spoilers #doodles #agent 8 #inkdessa #agent 4 #pearl houzuki #marina ida #pearlina #acht splatoon #yes i did shove inkdessa into side order too its fine i can work out why she's there too #she travelled on one train and got sent into post final boss simulation. she just wanted to visit the square #i did find the into where they fall asleep on the train very cute. snoozing #i think inkdessa got sent in just before the final boss died and watched from the outside like what the FUCK is happening up there #shes the only one with stringer and splatana knowledge tbf

[per-aspera-ad-aporia]

tumblr ilu for telling me about Leverage (2008–2012) but why. why did no one tell me that the music SLAPS in the best tradition of heist jazz.

#why did i start watching this at work on my lunchbreak. now i'll never stop #leverage #paaa

[wis-art]

the aftermath of the little comic i made, hehe

#she did end up baking the cookies #lucy #wiki #drawing #doodle #art #my art #lesbian #they're watching a video about car blinkers and how they work #Why it's not possible to synchronize turn signals (but also absolutely is) #by technology connections #they are very into it #i forgot to draw her wings............................ #oh well

[kaeyachi]

Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).

He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.

And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.

No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.

Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)

He needs to be quick.

Efficient.

Perfect.

And so he comes and goes like the wind.

Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.

Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.

He'd rather he never be late ever again.

It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...

.

.

.

" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.

"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.

Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.

He imagines hearing a clock ticking.

Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?

Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.

#kaeyachi randoms #kaeya #kaeya alberich #this is actually shorter than it originally was can yall believe? #kaeya with anxiety truther there i said it #kaeya cant stand being IDLE #get it? get it? #you see that is a play of words in reference to when he is stood idle on our screens. he is one of the more verbally impatient characters #and we also see it reflected on his actions both in fighting and at work. he has a speed boost bonus and if he isnt teleporting he is #actually moving so fast that he seems like it. this is what i also concluded that results him in large amounts of free time that only amber #seemed to be hardpressed about. the people of mondstadt find him reliable and approachable despite the lax attitude and frequent nights at #angels share. we also had lore tidbits before of kaeya straight up saying he finished all his work and jean saying that he also did the #backlogged ones. It is actually insane that we hear him relaxing frequently and i bet its not because of the lack of horses COZ LOOK AT HOW #BUSY THE OTHER CAPTAINS ARE. Also id like to think that he is a toned down noelle and that is why jean told him to watch over her training #give us noelle and kaeya interactions pls i kinda need it tbh #to all those that reached this far into the notes i actually have more to say so get ready #if it wasnt clear the only day he was late was when crepus died. everything fell apart for him that day so i can see some obsessive need to #just keep running around and doing things as efficient as possible. I also think that he found the knights slow and inefficient in several #occasions and he is willing to put them in the line of fire just to get their hearts pumping with adrenaline (and fear lol). idk kaeya is #just so anxiety-coded. impatience-core. Mr. dont waste my time type of guy. and also wow look i found a way to make his idles become angst #silly me ehe #oh youre still here? how about i tell you that kaeya-efficiency-alberich probably knows where everyone is at any time of the day? #can we honestly please give him more free time i need more of him tbh #fun reminder that bro is working around 3-4 jobs casually lmao #i also just realized that the notes is a whole nother post on its own #AND THE ACTUAL FUNNY PART IS I CAN STILL ELABORATE MORE ON THIS LMAO #wait let me add this one tiny idea too but he thinks time is so valuable. bro lost 2 dads and lost time with his bro + he significantly #lessened his time at dawn winery for quite some time. i can see why he is extroverted now.

[emry-stars-art]

Extra posting bc I was going back through my sketchbooks to figure out where I left a note on smth, found this. Still don’t super like it and I actually think they’d be a couple years older when Neil finds its way back to Andrew’s beach but maybe you’ll get a kick out of it 😘

#did I ever post this #sorry for the bad quality lmao #I hope it’s still easily legible #but yeah Neil’s instincts are 1) bite and 2) hey I remember this pillow #neither are comfy rip Andrew #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #jellyfish #jellyNeil #jellyneil au #mer au #sketchbook #shout out to ash’s #Aaron watching andrew leave the house: #why are you wearing a shirt you never wear a shirt to work #Andrew: protection #Aaron: from the sun? #Andrew remembering jellyNeil stinging him and how a sting to the chest is NOT something he wants to repeat: yes #(I could be remembering that wrong actually but I thought it was great #either way)

[fruit-colored-ninja]

I like to think that after years of waking up at the crack of dawn for training, all the ninja are early birds at this point, whether they like it or not—except Nya, who has to be dragged to morning practices every morning looking like a raccoon who’s moments away from snapping. Jay, meanwhile, has adjusted to the early mornings, but is very much on the not side of like it or not. Every time his body naturally wakes him up at the crack of dawn and he gets to watch a beautiful sunrise on the deck of the bounty with his friends, he spends the entire time complaining how disgusting it is that his body is acclimated to this

#ninjago #brought to you by: i used to run cross country and my body never adjusted to the early morning runs but man did i love watching the sunrise #on one hand i miss it on the other i just cannot get up that early #nya probably wventually just starts staying up until practices and then crashing after. which is an absolutely terrible system but it works #for her. she also tries to convince everyone that the reason she’s so bad about getting up is because she started official training years #later than everyone else but that’s not why. the night owl gene is just embedded into her bones

[teeth-draws]

He’s trying to be cool about it but he shouldn’t have opened that and you should probably get out of there…

#shepherds of haven #red antiqua #like everyone else I’ve been playing bg3 and every time I talk to Gale I want to talk to red instead #also Anders but like out of all of them red is the standout favourite #less… explosive……. yanno #I just threw shoujo flowers and a bunch of textures on this I’m rly happy with his hair and skin #I’m not sure on the composition but I guess it’s a learning curve #this was originally part of a bunch of sketches I did of red and I took it and made it it’s own picture #I just love him ok #the writing in the book says something about how these demons can only be banished with a filthy pash so he has his work cut out for him #and he doesn’t want you to see #impulsivity got the best of him again #mc…… uh. I’m so happy to see you but uh. don’t watch this I’m begging you #guess he’s wearing normal people clothes and I don’t have a reason for why except that I think red wears big jumpers when he’s not in #slutty mage gear #fanart #fantasy #if games #shoh

[mintypsii]

just started whole cake and i think its gonna become my favorite arc just cuz of the sanji content. anyways favorite scene so far <33 pudding and luffy gushing over sanji was soo (can u tell that this is completely self indulgent by how incoherent and messy it is)

i love pudding so much she's so sweet I sure hope nothing bad happens in relation to her! !! (last words before disaster)

#yrah so i just took it outta my drafts (also repost cuz tags weren't working) and #UGGHFH PUDDING WHY #I HATE HER NOOO WHY DID SHE DO THAG #GURL I TRUSTED U AND WATCHING SANJI CRY MADE . ME CRY AND EVERYTIME HE CRIES IC CRY #WCI HAS DESTROYED ME IM IN SHAMBLES #almost at the wedding ugh sanji better GET her ASS idc about chivalry #or like. make luffy or nami do it for him UGHHHFHSK HE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER #one piece #op #art #mintart #my art #wci #whole cake island #vinsmoke sanji #charlotte pudding #monkey d luffy #sanlu #lusan #is that the ship name #idk herlp

[girlbloggercrowley]

i am a believer in the s3 1941 kiss

#good omens #it just makes Sense. #like the way i shot out of my seat when aziraphale said he did the apology dance in 1941... WE HAVEN'T SEEN THAT YET!!!! #my delusional theory: they kiss on the night of the zombies/blitz after their gay little romantic dinner #they freak out about it and crowley leaves #GOD what if aziraphale initiated it then. and then he shows up later in the year (?) to do the dance #as an olive branch cause at this point he's painfully in love he just wants to see crowley again #so he does the dance as like. “sorry for freaking you out here's our joke it's all okay right?” #and then crowley has to watch as aziraphale apologizes for kissing him. yeah that works! slams my head into the wall #that would explain the weirdness in 1960s #would NOT explain why aziraphale said you go too fast but like maybe more things happened in between them. #oh my god what if like they fully dated then during those years but had a messy breakup #and then crowley wants to keep going he's sad they broke up but aziraphale had issues with heaven or something so he's scared #every day i hurt my own feelings

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

“you get the weirdest choice so you’d probably get taro milk” who’s gonna tell phil that taro is one of the most common, popular, safe, and classic teas to use for boba

anyway, drop your go to boba orders in the tags/replies.

my go to is jasmine green but i also get taro a lot. always happy with thai milk and oolong. and matcha.

and in a mango smoothie.

ok i like so many i’m the wrong person to ask (no one asked me) but tell me yours lmao

#what would a normal choice be if taro milk is the weirdest #royal milk? #english breakfast tea? #can’t think of any other incredibly mild teas #anyway this video hurt my feelings because why did they make me watch them drink boba when i don’t have any #i could make some i guess but that’s a lot of work #i’ve done a lot today ok (read: i have done absolutely nothing other than have a few breakdowns and cry into my cat) #but nothing can stop me from riding my bike and getting some taro milk tea tomorrow (read: anything could stop me i hate going outside) #dnp #dan and phil #phan #yeet my deet #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #danisnotonfire #dan howell #yeet my deenp #bubble tea #danandphilgames

[haemosexuality]

why are so many adventure time fans just straight up stupid. about how stories work. and i dont even mean kids i mean like adult fans just with the absolutely dumbest takes

#i was watching a streamer react to f&c which ok i admit i brought this upon myself #but oh my godddddd #''i think farmworld finn's wife was pb'' even ignoring that one of his kids looks exactly like human huntress wizard WHAT #WHY IN THE HELL WOULD THAT BE TRUE. AFTER THEYVE SPENT S I X S E A S O N S SHOWING WHY PBXFINN COULD NEVER BE A THING #LITERALLY SEVERAL SEASONS SHOWING 1-PB WILK NEVER LIKE FINN BACK THEY ARE INCOMPATIBLE 2-FINN HAS MOVED ON HE HAS ACCEPTED THAT AND GOTTEN #OVER HIS CHILDHOOD LOVE ON HER AND ONLY AFTER THAT THEY WERE ABLE TO FORM A FRIENDSHIP #THATS LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS OF THE SHOW #WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TAKE THAT BACK AND MAKE HIM HAVE FUCKING KIDS WITH HER IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE????????? #''did prismo just die in the end of episode 4??? oh no what a mystery'' oh yeah dude they totally killed off one of the most important #characters in like 5 seconds with almost no ceremony. without even acknowledging it. thats totally how character deaths work #this is totally plausible #''what the fuck im gonna get so mad of simon actually becomes ice king again'' ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF ''CREATING A CONFLICT AND THEN RESOLVING IT'' #HOLY FUCKING SHIT #sorry this is making me go insane a little bit. #adventure time #fionna and cake #every time i see some guy mention pbxfinn and a thing that could have happened i fly into a rage. you are so fucking stupid. you have the #mental capabilities of a child. never open your mouth again. #as a thing* that could have happened

[daily-kagami]

Day #78: Movie-goers

#miraculous ladybug #feligami #kagami tsurugi #felix graham de vanily #felix fathom #marinette dupain cheng #ml spoilers #<- well #feligaminette #<- LMFAO #anyways. did anyone else watch that ''''''movie''''''' #the only nice thing i have to say abt it was tht it was very pretty. gorgeous gowns etc etc #in terms of storytelling pacing plot and dialogue........... it sure had those things ! #i really just do not understand what went wrong bc all those elements usually work fine in the show itself. like #idk other than visuals that was extremely messy. not funny not smart like it felt like a cheap copy of the characters... #AND OF COURSE. NO KAGAMI. ANYWHERE #automatic 0/10. chloes design was sooo cute though :) #see me trying to be positive. idk just saying i would not have made the movie like that. personally. #felt like so much wasted potential #IM REALLY TRYING TO LIKE IT TOO LIKE I LOVE MIRACULOUS SO MUCH THTS WHY IT FEELS LIKE SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT....... #anyways. if u havent seen the movie sorry. u can pretend theyre watching barbie or something

[mo-ok]

guys hELP

#like thanks for the save but did you have to drag him along the fucking ground like that oh my god #changeman #super sentai #file this under 'practical effect/stunt/prop work that has me screaming at the screen' #the limp tsurugi dummy has come to life and shot me point blank in the head #i cant actually watch it properly i have to cover my face i cant stop laughing #this is in the same league as the 'sasuke falls off bridge' scene in kaku ep15 #if they were allowed one fuck i'd let booba say it right here #but SERIOUSLY HAYATE BUDDY lift him OFF the ground why are you dragging him like this