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perfusio · 10 months

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Some funny Illustration of Buggy the Clown, Mihawk and Crocodile. Th

Cross Guild is about two losers guys finding an interesting boyfriend. God really give his best dumb boyfriend to his worst trash poisoned mind dumbass.

Really Buggy, always the short hand of the stick. You can't go out with any of them individually, let's not even talk about the two of them.

( the relationship began as a rebound after another bad breakup with Shanks but Buggy didn't anticipate that it would... stuck ? All of them are trash but weirdly for now, Buggy doesn't mind that much - Shanks Instagram feed stalker mod was stopped because Crocodile is jealous asf and he yeeted the phone in the sea. None of them is crazy in love and none of them is house train but when they go out everyone is very put off by their energy soooooo )

#crazy ramblings #one piece #perfusion #op #drawing #digital art #fanart one piece #fanart #buggy the clown #illustration #crocodile #crocodile one piece #dracule mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #cross guild #wine guy #geologiste guy #and actor guy #began a colocation and its weirdly fine

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esmamig · 1 year

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nowadays i get tipsy on 2 glasses of wine which is fantastic news for both my wallet and my stomach

#drink up #alentejo wine #wine guy

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mo-mode · 4 months

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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son #Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #dionysus #Mr D

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bruciemilf · 2 months

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I can’t explain, it but Thomas Wayne should be a cigarette mom

God help you if you cross this man at 4 in the morning at a Krispy Donut parking lot cause his cat of a child chased a rat. Voice sounding like a broken car motor, but like. Sexy. “The hell are you lookin’ at?! God damn it— BRUCE. Take that outta your mouth.”

#if you watch kimmi Rhodes you know what I’m talking about #just like #‘god DAMN it Bruce! you got to the count of 3 to stop biting that god damn mailman! one! TWO. TWO. AND. A HALF.’#very rough guy but damn he can be sweet #tiny Bruce had it both rough and fun. wine mom Martha also!!!#thomas wayne #dc comics #text #batman #batfamily #bruce wayne #baby bruce #young bruce wayne

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valgeristik · 8 months

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i dont think he remembers what a normal meal is, nor does he care

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 tav #baldur's gate oc #aino bg3 oc #kunst huli #ainos like i love you but this is unacceptable #inspired by the auto choice function when choosing camping supplies #other gems included: 8 bottles of wine and 2 raw fish #id imagine itll happen once someone lets astarion make dinner again #and its like guys. have we learned nothing #too sleepy to draw that tho so

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frodo-a-gogo · 2 months

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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE #my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy #despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital #if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners #but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure #on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser #and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise #opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union #though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals #to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel #still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it #but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful #thats cus hes not conventionally attractive #cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk

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skullzy20 · 2 months

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Doodle dump from the whiteboard hosted by @pandeesall !! :]

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3proutboy · 4 months

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Goofy ass lawyers are ruining my life. But atleast they’re now objects cuz why not

Im so normal abt the wrights i SWEAR,

Did that meme w phoenix and fan

Vague wrightworth but objects style

Extra doodles i did, plus mia fey BD

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dramaticwithoutgender · 4 months

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Janus' offense at the implication that Thomas is easy to read is hilarious. Like bestie we all know you're not that good at your job.

#of course thomas's poker face would be janus' job #my guy has had a little too much mulled wine this ep #sanders sides #tss #janus sanders #ts janus

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gayforbagels · 2 years

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Pouring one out for Afghanistan and Anguilla and Antigua and Aoteoroa and Barbuda and Australia and the Bahamas and Bahrain and Bangladesh and Barbados and Belize and Bermuda and Botswana and Brazil and Brunei and Canada and the Cayman Islands and Cornwall and Cyprus and Dominica and Egypt and the Islas Malvinas and Fiji and Gambia and Georgia (the country) and Ghana and Gibraltar and Grenada and Guyana and Hong Kong and India and Iraq and Ireland and Jamaica and Jordan and Kenya and Kiribati and Kuwait and Lesotho and Malawi and Malaysia and Maldives and Malta and Mauritius and Montserrat and Myanmar and Nauru and Nigeria and Pakistan and Palestine and the Pitcairn Islands and Qatar and St Lucia and Saint Kitts and Nevis and Saint Helena and Ascension and Tristan da Cunha and St Vincent and Grenadina and Scotland and Seychelles and Sierra Leone and Singapore and the Solomon islands and Somaliland and South Africa and Sri Lanka and Sudan and Swaziland and Tanzania and Tonga and Trinidad and Tobago and Turks and Caicos and Tuvalu and Uganda and United Arab Emirates and United States and Vanuatu and Wales and Yemen and Zambia and Zimbabwe tonight

#text #op #dancing crabs #and many more #sorry if I missed you trust me when I say I am still popping the FATTEST bottle for u TONIGHT #edit: guys I copy pasted a shit ton of countries from fucking Wikipedia for a shitpost it’s not that deep #edit: the amount of y’all that are tagging this as ‘except us and Canada’ are missing the fucking point #it isn’t cute lol #EDIT: WHATS UP GUYS IT’S ME YA BOY COMING LIVE FROM. GLASS ONE OF WINE #I CHANGED MY MIND FUCK IT IM ADDING EVERYONE I MISSED INTO THE OP #AND ANOTHER THING #SOME OF YALL HAVE TO REMEMBER THERE ARE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE IN CANADA AND THE USA TOO #SAYING THE USA AND CANADA DOESNT DESERVE TO POP BOTTLES IS DISMISSIVE OF EVERY INDIGENOUS LIFE DAMAGED BY THE BRITISH EMPIRE #AUSTRALIA TOO #THE MONARCHY HAD A VERY PROMINENT ROLE ALONGSIDE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IN RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS AND COLONIAL VIOLENCE #IN SETTLER HISTORY #ALSO TO ANY OF MY BRITISH HOMOES I AM SO SORRY YALL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT PROPAGANDA MACHINE RN #GFGFGFFGGG I’m not changing that

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driaswrld · 5 months

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higuruma who likes wine. i'm thinking he likes it almost as dry as his coffee but he's very appreciative of the fruity undertones — like you can tell the mood he's in based on the wine he's bought.

he wins a case and he already has a bottle of pinot noir open and waiting for when you finally get home, tie loose and manspreading on the couch, hair tousled and a small dopey smile (yes he started without you but don't worry, he's sure you can keep up)

or maybe he's lost a case and you're pouring him a third glass of california cabernet in the warm bathtub, soap bubbles on his frown lines, arms wrapped tight around you while you straddle him, his teeth grazing your shoulder (he's literally just a brooding baby, hold him pls)

either way, he fucks you idk why i was talking ab the wine. idk anything ab wine. basis is he fucks you while wine drunk really.

#📰 — archive #spit in my mo—#anyways #hiromi is a wine guy #nanami is more of a whiskey guy #he prob buys his wine at the same store everytime #very particular ab picking whichever one feels right in his hands #idk he might be autistic i think hes literally me #do not let him pour your wine though #he'll never let you stop drinking #this man is here for a GOOD time okay?#hes not stopping til the bottle is ran thru #will 100% call you wasteful and tease you if you can't keep up #loathes being called an alcoholic bcus god forbid he has attachment to a substance other than you #jjk higuruma #higuruma x reader #higuruma smut

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owlyjules · 6 months

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Spooky atmospheric Game Rec!

"Where water taste like wine."

I bought it on a whim while looking for a spooky but not jumpscare filled game to play on my switch for the season and let me tell you its a hidden gem!

You play as a vangrant who lost to a card game to what we can only assume is a trickster god or the Devil himself in the form of a wolf headed gentleman, and now you are a giant walking skeleton with the tasks to walk around the country and gather tales for him.

Oh and all of it on tarot cards!

Its a fantastic visual relaxing but spooky game where you never know what kind of tale you will end up encountering. Some are spooky, some sad, some strange and some inspiring.

Long story short, please go look it up if you want a cozy game who will def remind you of "Over the garden wall" and "Old gods of Apalachia"!