HAHAHA not the pure excitement dissolving into disappointment…. i truly believe u could pavlov steve so easily by doing the same thing every time you blow him, give him a handjob, etc - like you always say, “alright there, handsome?” or touch the nape of his neck and he wouldn’t even REALISE he’s making associations until you do it at an inconvenient time— like when he’s trying to pick your apples for the week and you scratch lovingly at his neck and ask him if he’s alright handsome and steve’s suddenly like woah whATS HAPPENING?? WHY AM I POPPING A BONER RIGHT NOW??? his concerned face looking to you for help and well, you’re just giggling your wee heart out :) being like “wow, didn’t realise apples got you going babe” and he’s deadpan like “what have you done to me”
before we head into the new year, let’s go over all my Murder Drones AUs. Because wow there’s too many of them-
Human AU
This one’s mandatory. Everyone who’s watched Murder Drones has at least some SEMBLANCE of a human au. In mine, the workers are normal humans called “Workers”. The Disassembly Drones/Murder Drones are known as Disassemblers/Murderers. (creative, I know) The Disassemblers are experiments, who were taken at a young age and had multiple scientific experiments placed upon them.
2. Trolley Cafe AU
This one’s my favorite. They’re all humans again, because yes. Nori and Uzi got into a car crash a few years ago, killing Nori and chopping off Uzi’s left arm. She has a prosthetic now. A year before that crash however, an elderly Hispanic woman named Mya bought an old trolley and renovated it into a cafe, called “Mya’s Dulce Café”. (Mixed languages here, dulce is Latin for sweet. Had to do Latin bc it’s the only other language I know besides English-). Uzi enters the shop one day and meets N. She find out her mother used to work there and takes up a job.
3. Coffee Shop AU (haven’t written this one yet)
Uzi works at a coffee shop trying to get money to support herself. One day, she meets a sibling trio who comes into the shop at least once a week. Their unique dynamic piques her interest, and she falls down a rabbit hole into a trap called “friendship”. (And maybe something more with one of them… N)
just saw a comment on instagram that was like "i really want to get a shopping trolley but idk if its only for elderly people or if i can get one" wtf do you think is going to happen