#yang xiao long

[patchodraws]

my hot take for today, rwby gets better when you realise that blake definitely did have a crush on sun in the early days but didn’t follow up on it because she realised post-fall that her feelings were stronger for yang and that sun just wasn’t the one.

1) it makes all the eclipse moments in early volumes not feel like they’re shitting on bumbleby (the eventual canon couple)

2) it highlights that yes, blake is indeed bi

3) it tells a very realistic story of how some crushes just aren’t meant to be

do i still think blake had a bit of a crush on yang at beacon? absolutely. do i still think yang fell first and was so head over heels for blake at beacon? absolutely! blake seriously has a type, and sun and yang are both that type.

the difference comes in how they treat her. sun may be fun and flirty, but he’s also senseless and pushes blake out of her comfort zones far too often without realizing why she doesn’t appreciate it. yang on the other hand is patient with her, invites her into her life to have fun without pushing her way in and trampling all over her boundaries.

and that’s what’s fun about sun and yang being so similar !! like, not only does blake have a type, but it shows the variance in that type and what she needs in a relationship. it’s a great narrative !!

and it works extra well when you consider that sun doesn’t get jealous and actively encourages blake to go on her own way (subtext: to get her girl), because then it makes him somewhat of a narrative foil to ilia, who was jealous of adam and let that jealousy fester, as opposed to sun, who let go of those conflicting feelings to let blake — who he undoubtedly loves — be herself and do what she wants. (it’s also why i really love the dynamic of sun and ilia, himbo and lesbian duo getting over the girl they loved)

long story short, eclipse isn’t bad but it also wasn’t meant to be and that’s okay. better, even, for the story they wanted to tell for blake.

#rwby #bumbleby #eclipse #rwby bumbleby #rwby bumblebee #rwby meta #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #sun wukong

[merk9613]

#my art #rwby #bumbleby #yang x blake #yang #yang xiao long #blake #blake bellodona

[brokentrafficknight]

It is Pyrrha's Birthday. When Jaune asks her what she wants and he says anything, what does she ask for?

All her friends are there too!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #arkos #ruby rose #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #lie ren #blake belladonna #team jnpr #happy birthday pyrrha #velvet scarlatina

[razorblade180]

Yang:*cuddling* Hey Jaune? Weird question, but am I like your mom?

Jaune:That definitely is a weird question to ask at this exact moment.

Yang:You always hear how girls somehow go after people somewhat like their dad and vice versa, so I’m curious.

Jaune:You’re accepting I’m a little like your dad?

Yang:Baby steps. Now answer the question.

Jaune:…Nah, you two are different.

Yang:How do?

Jaune:Well for starters you believe in me.

Yang:…..Is there gas in the car?

Jaune:We are not visiting my parents.

Yang:Why not? *smiles* I just wanna talk.

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #rwby dragonslayer

[moistmailman]

*yang kicks down JNPR’s door*

Jaune, alarmed: Whoa?! What the hell is going on?!

Yang, angrily: Get dressed vomit boy! We got to kick someone’s ass today!

Nora, immediately up: Hell yeah! Let’s go!

Jaune, baffled: Wait hold on! What’s happening?! Why are you angry?! Wait is that your team behind you!?

Ruby, with her weapon: Yep! We’re going to kick someone’s butt today!

Jaune: Why? Wait, even Blake and Weiss are here too?

Weiss: We need to break some bones, Jaune.

Blake: This honestly has to be done.

Ren: Uh….what’s happening exactly?

Yang, showing Ren her scroll: Look at this shit!

Ren, looking at scroll:……..Nora, where are my weapons?

Nora: Hell yeah! I don’t know what this is about but this is going to be amazing!

Jaune, completely: Okay, this is not like Ren at all. What the hell got all of you guys riled up so bad?

Yang: This! *shows Jaune her scroll*

Scroll: *a website that has a countdown to Pyrrha’s 18th birthday*

Jaune:……is this like the scenario with the twins from full house?

Yang: Yep.

Jaune:…..do you know where this person who made this is?

Yang: Yeah.

Jaune:…….Nora, pack as many grenades you have.

Nora: Woohoo!

Pyrrha, walking in: Hey guys. What are you doing?

Yang: Oh nothing. Just grabbing your boyfriend and your team to do something for your birthday. Catch you around.

Pyrrha, smiling: O-oh, okay. What are you planning?

Yang: We can’t spoil that. It’s a surprise.

Pyrrha, smiling: Right. Okay. Have fun.

Jaune: Oh don’t worry. We will.

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #Pyrrha x jaune #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #lie Ren #ruby rose #blake belladonna #weiss schnee

[notmaplemable]

Weiss: Are you sure we aren't going to get lost?

Jaune: Don't worry, I know this trail like I know Ruby's back.

RWBY: ...

Yang: What do you mean by that, Jaune?

Jaune: Umm.

Yang: ANSWER ME!

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #lancaster

[h4lcyonism]

so beyond happy that their story gets to continue, that bumbleby will be breaking the cancelled sapphics curse and that we’ll be able to see them again as an established couple 🖤💛

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #emma.txt

[epic-arc]

White Knight EndGame be like:

Weiss would be lying on the bed blushing with bite marks on her body and with messy hair looking towards Jaune with a smile on her face and an expression of pleasure.

Weiss: Last night you were... Unhinged, You were like some desperate, Howling demon! You frightened me...

Jaune would be listening to that with a flushed face as he held two plates of breakfast for both of them, She would look at him now with a mischievous expression on her face.

Weiss: Do it again tonight~

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Jaune and Nicholas were fishing until Nicholas would catch a huge fish and Jaune would pull out the camera and he would have a big smile on his face.

Jaune: Alright now, Let's see. Look at the camera and say ''I got that fish!''

Nicholas: I got that muther fucking fish!!

Jaune laughed at what his son was saying but another thought came to his mind ''I'm going to kill Yang for teaching him to say that''

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Weiss and Ruby would be together drinking coffee until a thought came into Ruby's head and then she would turn to Weiss and ask.

Ruby: Hey what do you do when jaune comes back from a stressful day at work?

Weiss: Oh that's almost no problem I discovered the perfect way to calm and relax him

Ruby: So, what you do?

The scene would cut to Jaune lying in bed with a smile on his face and around him there would be several plush sea animals.

Jaune: That's life~

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #white knight #rwby shitpost #rwby whiteknight #yang xiao long #ruby rose

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

*In the Final Battle*

Salem: IMMEDIATE TESTICULAR TORSION!

Yang: *Falls to the ground, clutching her groin* GAAAHH! FUCKFUCKFUCK

Jaune: ...

Jaune: You know, I'm pretty comfortable in my body, but for once I'm happy I'm not cis-

Salem: Instantaneous Period!

Jaune: *Also falls, Clutching his stomach* GODS MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT-

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #rwby shitpost #rwby salem #salem rwby #trans!jaune #trans!yang

[blake-me-up-inside]

#rwby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #bumbleby #bmblb #ruby rose #bumblby #weiss schnee #greenlight volume 10

[pictures-of-yxl]

#screenshots #volume 7 #7x12 #w/ blake #yang xiao long #rwby

[b0bs0ndugnutt]

Can’t believe they leaked Yang’s Vacuo outfit.

#RWBY #stealing my own merch idea #yang xiao long #im sorry but knowing this is one of CRWBY’s fav memes is sending me

[brokentrafficknight]

Weiss: 'Being flatter than a board' is NOT valid grounds for irreconcilable differences-

Jaune: Smile! *Camera flash*

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #the opposite of whiteknight

[min3nc]

holy shit yang getting her arm cut off was foreshadowed since the TRAILER.

"Scathing eyes ask that we be symmetrical, one sided and easily processed. Yet every misshapen spark's unseen beauty is greater than its would be judgement."

killing myself this FUCKS

#rwby #yang xiao long

[cometblaster2070]

something about weiss continuously being so tired of blake and yang dancing around their feelings and refusing to ever communicate makes me laugh so hard.

she was genuinely so done with them it's so funny

like this girl was STRUGGLING; she was calling them both out on their gay bullshit and there was no one more relieved than she was when they got together.

actually, wait i think it's funnier to believe that she's initially relieved like 'oh thank god this is finally over' and then it just dawns on her that now that they've worked through their feelings and are officially together, she's just in for more gay bs.

#rwby #rwby volume 7 #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #bumbleby #rwby bumbleby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee deserves financial recompensation #girl is TIRED #she's dealt with this for too long now #also #i do hc her as like a useless lesbian #so i think it just makes the situation funnier #that she's over here judging blake and yang wholeheartedly yk #always being like oh my god why can't they just get together already #and then there's her and ruby in the corner like #love her sm honestly

[drenosa]

One rare lazy day in Vacuo

Yang: *Bored out of her skull, reading a "Teen" magazine*

Weiss: *Enjoying her simple healthy breakfast salad*

Ruby: *Enjoying her not-so-healthy breakfast cereal*

Blake: *Catching up on her "literature"*

Yang: *Perks up on reading a topic* "Just how gay are you and your partner? Take this simple test and find out!"

Weiss: Please no, I just want to finish breakfast.

Yang: *Ignoring her, turning to Blake* Wanna take this test with me, Blakey?

Blake: *Closing her book, raising a skeptical eyebrow* You do know we have no need for such a test, right?

Yang: We don't?

Blake: We don't. And I can prove it. *Puts away her book and stands up* Stand up.

Yang: *Already standing, curious* Okay...

Blake: *Walks over, standing close to Yang, their height difference evident as she looks up at the blonde* Now, on your knees.

Yang: *Wide-eyed in shock* Uhm, wha-what?!

Blake: *Touches Yang's jawline* On. Your. Knees.

Yang: *Knees buckle, thudding on the floor* Okay...

Blake: *Now looking down at the blonde, eyes bright in delight and with a wicked grin* And that, my dear girl, that is how gay you are. Understood?

Yang: *In need of clean underwear* Yes, ma'am.

~~~~~~~~~~

Weiss: *In despair as she holds her hands in her head* I just want one, ONE, simple morning without my breakfast being ruined.

Ruby: *Still shoveling her cereal* Meh, I'm over it.

Weiss: Ugh... I should go join JNPER (Jaune, Nora, Oscar, Emerald, Ren). Surely they're... normal compared to whatever these two are doing all day.

Ruby: Probably best if you didn't.

Weiss: Pray tell, why?

Ruby: Oscar, and by extension Ozpin, is mostly busy with Theodore and other high-ranking huntsfolk for whatever business is most pressing but the rest... *Slightly cringes as she weighs whether or not she should tell*

Weiss: Ruby. Tell. Me!

Ruby: *Sighs, shrugs and spills the proverbial beans* They're probably banging right about now.

Weiss: ...

Ruby: Yeah... after our return from the Ever After there was this whole thing where Ren and Nora wanted- Needed more like- to reconnect and reconcile with Jaune. Emerald was just desperate looking for a place to belong. Anyway, long story short, they're likely banging right now.

Weiss: *Thudding her head on the table* My fucking friend group is a Gods damned mess!

Ruby: I'm still traumatized from walking in on them, but you don't hear me complain. Nora's way more flexible than you'd expect.

Weiss: *Whinging into the table surface* UUUUUGH...

#rwby #rwby shitpost #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #ruby rose #blake belladonna #bumbleby #jaune arc #lie ren #nora valkyrie #emerald sustrai #poly shenanigans