#yo good for him tho

[reineyday]

me, perusing movies on netflix, finding happiness for beginners, and squinting at the camp guide: RACETRACK HIGGINS???

#rei rambles #newsies #ben tyler cook #ben cook #racetrack higgins #yo good for him tho #im gonna watch it now of only to concoct a sprace au in my mind that i will never write #i can picture it now: spot going on an appalachian trail hike to get away from everything only to find another new yorker leading the trip #and being like the fuck???? what are u doing in the WOODS #and then they go stargazing and race finds himself in the unfortunate predicament that is wondering how ethical it is #to hook up with a client lmao #mb also featuring some of the other newsies in the camp group lol #anyways im gonna watch it for him and ellie kemper

[jabbloo]

Smug thief...

#avenpaz #honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #hsr topaz #Jabby draws #(Aventurine voice) how do i look #Topaz looks at him deadpan and goes “i hate yo admit it but it looks good” #He proceeds to pose excessively and she SIGHS #(*enjoys it tho it'll never be announced verbally)

[lets-go-banana-fishing]

I love how Eiji knows exactly when to use his sad puppy face

He uses it when Ibe is about to give him shit:

To get Max to take care of Ash in prison:

And obv on Ash like,,,, all the time:

And honestly, good for him

#he knows about the power that he holds BDSJSJSJ #good for him 😌 #he really knows how to get his way no wonder he never listened to Ash BAHAHA #HE LOOKS SO CUTE THO AAAAAA #i understand how you can't say no yo that face #banana fish #ash lynx #eiji okumura #asheiji #ash x eiji #max lobo #ibe shunichi #shunichi ibe #mimi posts

[aquateenpatrolsomethingshowshow]

BRO WHAT IS THAT JUMP THAT MEATWAD DOES GET YO ASS IN THE OLYMPICS RN

#LITTLE DUDE OUT HERE DOING FRIGGIN LONG JUMPS GET YO ASS IN THE OLYMPICS PRONTO #((jokes aside tho its so cute ngl hes just happy and excited for pop tarts as one should be :3)) #AND FRYLOCK AND HIM SHARING- #🥺🥺🥺 #SHARING IS CARING AND FRYLOCK HAS DEF TAUGHT MEAT THAT AND HE WOULD BE A GOOD SHARER #athf #aqua teen #aqua teen hunger force #meatwad #frylock #videos

[theoutlawfaleena]

my niche historical interests and intriguing movie watching habits have led me to add another masked meow meow to my library

i fear i've rlly gone off the deep end this time besties

#n e ways kingdom of heaven (2005) was pretty good #i've collected yet another emotional support masked guy #the guy who played him just did so good #and u know i can't resist a sad tortured backstory #king baldwin iv i love u #i fear the fandom is tiny tho #so i'll just holler into my echo chamber #me when i draft up another könig au #yo this would actually be SUCH a cool skin for him omg #faleena thoughts

[vicsy]

my dad watching yet another documentary about the criminal authorities of the 1990s Russia (nearly all of them assassinated by rivals): oh, I knew that guy. been to this one’s house. this guy was okay but he did stab several people. remember this one, I told you about him? he got killed in a police raid on live tv. very generous man but extremely fucked up.

me, having heard the stories multiple times, still asking to this day: dad, were you in the mafia?

dad, drinking his 8th espresso of the day: no, I was just really friendly and communicable with all sorts of people. although I’m still unsure how we managed to survive the nineties. oh, look, I met this one just a couple of days before he got gunned down near his own house.

yeah. wild.

#seriously tho if you look up the 90s in Russia #and the prominent criminals and the bratva (local mafia) #you’d be surprised at how fucked yo it was here before the start of the 2000s #like honestly people who lived through it are tough #my dad has a scar on his leg that he told me is from falling off a mountain #but it’s actually from that one time he was kidnapped and mildly tortured my the criminals for money #and he was never part of it all tbh but somehow all the criminal authorities saw him and went OH A GOOD FRIEND #pretty sure my dad can befriend inanimate objects but like #he knew some very VEEERYYY interesting people #one of his close friends was also assasinated but he wasn’t that much of a criminal #that was just payback for smth and his daughter was my sisters classmate #I’m telling you… wild times #vicsy personal

[employee052]

#ADateWithNarry

hello, my name is jay, though most folks call me soup. i'd like to petition a date with the narrator. big fan of his game! i used to write headcanons for him a lot, and there's still a part of my heart that flutters when i see him on my dash. he and i share a love of stories in common. i'm an english major aspiring to be a writer. i feel like he and i would have a lot to talk about, and i do admire his voice quite a bit. my favorite quality of his is his sense of showmanship. he put a lot of work into his game, and it shows.

(and maybe if i can, i'll just blow him a lil kiss 😘)

<3

AAA tysm for the submission yo! I was going to get my narrator to respond on this post bc submissions are supposed to go to his blog, but it just ended up on an hour-long rant about principle and how he might not reach his followers on his blog so ill just post this and let him respond on his own.

#a date with narry #(ooc even tho its my own blog im just breaking character for a bit: i was debating on whether or not i should just let narry respond here) #(bc it would be easier if i just did and have him rb on his blog and just move on to answering the others) #(but the narrator voice in my head straight up yelled and went into a long monologue for a good while asjkhd) #(anywho sendin this over to his blog i hope you dont mind yo!) #(also i love your narrator fics and headcannons sm btw! they actually play a huge inspiration to my narrator and his rp blog ajskhd)

[soloavengers]

what stills cracks me up about the ulrika romance is you wake up in a room with two beds after the fade to black. was i wrong to assume??? did they not??? what is this. two tiny beds, come on if you’re gonna throw me into this at least do it proper

#dd2 #dd2 spoilers #? #i didn’t mind the romance i only avoided wilhelmina bc syl is an awfully intimidated 20 yo she whouldn’t want him #ulrika was cool. tho he’s in love w sven he wasn’t going to commit to anyone while feeling so Doomed. a night or two were good #say they communicated he isn’t a jerk #oh winnie sulked. Very sorry to her

[rainesenator]

guard your ghost partners everybody. noah marshall's going to be pulling bitches in that plaid 😁🥵💅🏾

taglist: @itlivesproject @the-unconquered-queen @elfilibusterismo @mischiefy @sagedumortain @izzycheeese

#when he popped up in his lil outfit 🥰 #stealing ava's color scheme and potentially her gf tho. brave man i wish him the best 💀 #god he looks so good. mr steal yo girl fr #also. just imagining noah stepping out of his room looking like that and connor being like. 😳 bc he can why redfieldmc could leave him #me @ connor when he sees noah step out of the closet: so u think noah's hot huh? 🤨🏳️‍🌈 baby boy u have two hands #it lives within #ilw #it lives in the woods #ilitw #it lives #playchoices #ysa.art

[just-an-enby-lemon]

I'm back home for the holidays and I was playing with my cousin (the most adorable toddler ever) and I think I want more fics about characthers taking care of babies. It's cute, soft and makes me smile.

#found family #babies #give me damian holding baby mar'i wrong and dick rushing to correct him #bruce adopting a baby #some of the rogues having to babysitfor n reasons #i just want fluffly adoption fics #lemony keeps the baby in hero of the story #and know we have a traumatized homeless 13/14 yo and a baby for Jacques and Kit to find and bring back later #percy babysiting his sister #and this serves for noth Percy Jackson and Percy de Rolo #Phoenix adopting Trucy except she is a toddler #tho Phoenix and Trucy early days fics are always good anyway #emma keeps henry #regina raising henry #rumple raising bae #just baby fics

[giyuulatte]

YALL THAT IS MY SON DON’T PLAY WITH ME OR HIM

#watched the first episode a few minutes ago #…imma give them they props #it was good! #the bending tho???? TOP TIER YO #uncle iroh still my fav tho so don’t play with him either #CASTING ATE DOWN #i won’t say much about sokka other than i’m hearing him but not seeing him…. #that’s all i will say. #dallas eating as zuko like that’s him!! #kiawentiio…that’s my katara. #gordon quite literally is aang. no further discussion #OH AND I DON’T PLAY ABOUT GYATSO EITHER #everyone bodied their roles i’m so happy #i will say more after i finish the series #yes i am streaming illegally so shush and don’t tell nobody #not too fond of the changes but like i said….will discuss later #avatar the last airbender #atla live action #atla liveblog #aang #sokka #katara #zuko #uncle iroh #avatar the last airbender live action

[mossmx]

I was looking at Memory Alpha for fact checking and in season 1 Jake was like 14 and I tought him and Nog were like 11?? i have zero clue how to age guess and apparently also no idea how teens proportions work, and also Aron was like 24yo in season one?? I guess the make up and the good acting made me think he was the same age as Cirroc

#not that if they had been 11 yo it would have stopped me from shipping lol #I was fact checking for federation education questions XD #I love that on DS9 they threw people at keiko's school #and smh no one ever questioned if Nog knew how to read #pls #Keiko (beloved) I know you had noticed #the writers just couldn't show you being a good teacher bc they had messed up priorities #tho Jake teaching Nog how to read the Federation language >>>>>>> #Ferengi education is an interesting topic to me #blessed be memory alpha and memory beta #llap #moss text #to be fair Cirroc was as tall as Avery Brooks by season 3 #so damn tall XD #puberty said WE'LL GO VERTCAL #you can see the equivalent of control+T and making him taller as seasons progress #jakenog #star trek #ds9 #jake sisko #nog #just stuff to think about I guess XD

[threebea]

I love all the beautiful Imperial Sithy-Wan art. It's not my cup of tea for reading but I do understand the appeal. But when I do find myself thinking of Sithy-Wan it goes very grungy.

Maybe he's more of a dark Jedi because he's not a Sith he's just fallen.

Obi-Wan is a person that survives and outlives so for me his breaking point is grimy dirty losing again and surviving it, surviving another person. It's not even a person he knew long or well but they were good and they didn't deserve it.

He loses hope and himself.

So you have Vader getting news of him and it's this angry Obi-Wan who has traveled and has been killing 'bad' people without mercy and without compassion to them or himself.

And he's the Obi-Wan that can look at Vader and say: "This time it will be through your heart, Anakin."

#obi-wan kenobi #star wars #fanfiction #sithy-wan #darth vader #angst #fallen obi-wan #it's the end of his endurance and love #he is lashing out selfishly #if he keeps surviving the he's going to take people with him #just all messy feelings latching on yo resentment and hatred of those that trample on good people #and totally aware he is lost #and doesnt care anymore #Imperial Obi-Wan is so pretty tho so i really do get it

[catfishofoldin99colours]

me when my coworker is worried another guy in the office doesn't like her: Ah that sucks for her. Glad I'm not affected by that tho

Me when that same guy gives me a short teams message: Ah. Well good thing I don't care about being liked by him or not

Me after thinking about it for maybe 32 seconds: no actually I hate this

#catfish speaks #i get the feeling he does not like me #and im not about to try snd change that if he doesnt like me he doesnt like me #it just stung a bit when he sent me a short reply to a teams request and im like. ok ouch. #like mine was jovial and im trying to be nice #idk. it's very small potatoes in the grand scheme of things #and stands out cos i have a pretty friendly relationship with literally everyone else at work - bot just in the office but eith everyone #were a small company so i have spoken yo almost everyone and had decent friendly conversations with most of them #and i like pretty much everyone here! everyones quite nice and we have good comvos and i feel like we're friends #so it stands out a bit when i have one on one interactions witu this guy and theyre so #like. short. and business like. #tbh tho ik im also not the friendliest #especially in the mornings lol #maybe he jusy doesnt know hwo to talk to me either #anyway! small potatoes not a big deal anf not worth crying over lmao #maybe ill try to talk to him a bit more throughout the year #but if he doesnt wanna talk then theres nothing else i can do and i aint sweating over it

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Naruto shippuden things that made me lose my mind (ep 244-260):

Dark naruto my beloved 🖤 (I wish naruto could externalize these thoughts to someone else and they could comfort him so he wouldn't have to comfort himself)

Kushina @ naruto: wow minato didn't tell u shit

There's something very... unsettling? To me about minato. I think maybe it's just bc bad writing but something feeling deeply wrong about him?

Child itachi: don't worry, sasuke, I'll protect u (I think they're framing this as a sweet moment but it just feels sad and fucked up and sinister bc itachi u literally r going to create a monster. Like u meant well in ur own fucked logic but u hurt him so so bad)

Kushina, dying: naruto, stay the fuck away from lord jiraiya

Kisame, confronting his impending doom: I choose death by shark attack

Tobi, on his way out the door to murder someone and desecrate a corpse: kabuto don't do anything fucked up while I'm gone

I can't take Kabuto seriously in that snake hoodie???

In Madara secret hide out of horrors he has a chamber of eyeballs, a mutieyed beast that sucks the souls from jinchuriki, 100,000 lil white soldiers, and the petrified remains of hashirama. What a fucking place to live.

Everytime we find a new character with part of hashirama in them, it only gets funnier

Spend 20 episodes traveling to keep naruto safe then just fucking instantly their position is compromised lmao

I would like everyone to stop lying to naruto, please

Yamatoooooo in the belly of a snake :'(((

7yr old naruto: what were my parents like? The 3rd hokage: fuck off. Bye.

The writers: what if we reanimated the original Naruto but gave kakashi smaller hair?

#listen. the flashback eps with kushina and minato are so fucking good. like best episodes so far #i would die for kushina. i lov her so much. minato just doesnt feel like a real person tho? #lile it feels like he read the script so his actions are dictated by the plot and he has no emotional reaction to them #bc he knos what's gonna happen. he is v pretty tho #i am hype for this war tho. i wanna see madara murder everyone #and i wanna kno obitos whole deal. i wonder if i would have figured him out by this point if i didnt kno #bc like at this point it seems pretty obvious bc like also im fucking awful at seeing things like that #anyway... i domt even kno im just glad naruto got to meet his mum #naruto #also i assume kabuto got to stay wuth tobi bc he dragged up the actual dead ass corpse of madara? #which is really fucking funny to me. like kabuto being like: yo look what i got here madara #and obito is standing there sweating like: fuck. this fucking snake is gonna spill my secrets better keep him close #i assume he needs to keep his identity a secret until he can actually revive madara bc that's why everyone is so scared of him #bc i was like y does he care if everyone knos who he is. at this point kakashi is the only one who would b emotionally affected by knowing #but yea its gotta b bc madara is scary powerful so the whole world is like. mmm lets not fuck with masked man #unrelated

[kalpasio]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME CHIBI KALPAS WAS A THING?? I CANT FIND ANYTHING ON YOUTUBE EXCEPT FOR A SHORT OF HIM DOING THE MACARENA AND I AM HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS -yo hey anon

I love him your honor 😭😭😭

#yo hey anon!! 🧡🧡 #i am so desperate for any content of this man #cannot tell you how upset i am that KEVIN AND KOSMA WERE IN THE EVENT BUT NOT KALPAS #i skipped like every scene tho so like I'm not a good judge #i skipped ever scene because kalpas wasn't there #give him a gun you cowards