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checkingoutforheroes · 30 days

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Life.

Y/n on the hospital bed after a tough mission.

Natasha: Damn, what happened to you??

Y/n: Life.

#natasha romanoff #black widow #the avengers #avengers x reader #scarlettjohansson #comfort character #natasha x reader #natasha romanov #black widow incorrect quotes #avengers incorrect quotes #incorrect qoutes

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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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Tony: *panicking* What the fuck are you two doing?

Y/N: *smiling like an idiot* We're blooping Tones, he loves it, look! Y/N: *continues poking Lokis's blue cheeks while saying 'bloop' with each poke*

Tony: *screaming* He's a fucking Ice-Giant Y/N! He's dangerous! *tries to come towards you*

Loki: *stretches one of his long arms out to keep Tony from coming too close to the both of you and growls*

Y/N: He's not dangerous, protective maybe but he would never hurt me.

Y/N: *uses hands to squish Lokis cheeks and make his face look funny and squished together*

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1luna1lovegood1 · 2 years

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Peter: *sneaking into his room wearing spidersuit at 5 am*

May, sitting on peter's desk: excuse me whERE WERE YOU?

Peter: I was working with Mr Stark!

Tony, turning on the light: Try again.

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40sjoyner · 1 month

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The avengers: Coulson?! I thought you were murdered years ago!

Coulson: True beauty is immortal. Look at me, I'm flawless.

#agents of shield incorrect quotes #incorrect qoutes #agents of shield #phil coulson #i can't believe they never found out #like?? hello??#i need a scene with them again #well technically coulson is kinda dead now and half of the avengers dead too but..#I NEED WHAT IF EPISODE WITH AOS #honestly he would definitely say that

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creative-caramel-coffee · 10 months

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Nat: Yelena why is peter drunk?

Yelena: ok it was only half my fault.

Peter: if the sky is up and we say whats up but we live on the ground and people say are you down-

Nat: peter be quiet. yelena care to explain

yelena: so you know how you said i couldnt walk around the compound drinking vodka from the bottle all the time?

Nat: yes… oh god what did you do

yelena: i put it in a waterbottle but how was i supost to know it was peters school waterbottle

Nat: HE DRANK IT AT SCHOOL?!

yelena: lets just say its a good thing we changed tonys info to mine so the school rang me instead

peter: yelenas the best-est-est ever. dad cant know i got drunk.

yelena: *snorts* thanks kid

Peter: *shoots a thumbs up before tripping over the couch and falling asleep*

Nat: Tonys gonna kill you when he finds out

yelena: it’ll be worth it for the blackmail photos *puts sunglasses and draws on peter’s face*

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ashtheashtray · 1 year

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His name is David

Eli: wait so when i was gone, you guys TRAVELED THE MULTIVERSE, FOUGTH A INTERDIMENSIONAL PARASITE, got like four new teammates and tommy is dating a mutant now. Loki: excuse me? a mutant? he has a name. Eli: right, what´s his name again? Loki: Loki : something with an S

#young avengers incorrect qoutes #young avengers #kid loki #marvel #loki #aoa loki #eli bradley #david alleyne #tommy shepherd #thinkfast

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aloneodi · 1 year

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Vision: Wanda, come here

Wanda: I'm busy!

Vision: It's an urgent

*Wanda comes in, Vision shows her a laptop*

Wanda:

Wanda: Every fucking time

*clicks "I Am Not a Robot"

Vision: Thank you Darling

Wanda: I hate you

#incorrect quotes #the avengers #wanda marvel #wanda mcu #wanda maximoff #wanda fluff #wandavision #vision #funny qoute #wanda my beloved #wanda #marvel #wanda x reader

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djcanipe99 · 1 year

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Grover ,Ron : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Percy,Harry: Allow me to explain.

Grover,Ron : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Percy,Harry: Right, you've had your fun.

Grover,Ron : What's she after, anyway?

Percy,Harry: It's time to press on.

Grover,Ron: What could she possibly need?

Percy,Harry : It doesn't matter.

Grover,Ron : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Percy,Harry : That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Grover,Ron : I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Grover,Ron: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Percy,Harry: Midget.

Grover,Ron : So you agree?

Percy,Harry: No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Grover,Ron : I've said too much. I've upset you.

Percy,Harry: No, I am simply stating that one has...

Grover,Ron: What were you doing?

Percy,Harry: Will you allow me to explain?

Grover,Ron: I wish you would.

Ned,Rhodey : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Peter,Tony : Allow me to explain.

Rhodey, Ned : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Peter,Tony: Right, you've had your fun.

Ned,Rhodey : What's she after, anyway?

Peter,Tony : It's time to press on.

Ned,Rhodey : What could she possibly need?

Peter,Tony : It doesn't matter.

Ned,Rhodey : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Peter,Tony: That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Ned,Rhodey: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Ned,Rhodey: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Peter,Tony : Midget.

Ned,Rhodey: So you agree?

Peter,Tony : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Ned,Rhodey: I've said too much. I've upset you.

Peter,Tony: No, I am simply stating that one has...

Ned,Rhodey : What were you doing?

Peter,Tony: Will you allow me to explain?

Ned,Rhodey: I wish you would.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki: Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Luffy,natsu, naruto and izuku :Allow me to explain.

Gray,Zorro ,Sasuke and katsuki: Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: Right, you've had your fun.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki:What's she after, anyway?

Luffy, natsu , naruto and izuku :It's time to press on.

Gray,Zorro, sasuke and katsuki : What could she possibly need?

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: It doesn't matter.

Gray,Zorro sasuke and katsuki:An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Luffy, natsu naruto and izuku:That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Gray,Zorro , sasuke and katsuki : I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and Izuku: Midget.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : So you agree?

Luffy, natsu, naruto and izuku : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki:I've said too much. I've upset you.

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: No, I am simply stating that one has...

Gray,Zorro , sasuke and katsuki : What were you doing?

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku : Will you allow me to explain?

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : I wish you would.

Zach : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Will: Allow me to explain.

Zach : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Will : Right, you've had your fun.

Zach : What's she after, anyway?

Will : It's time to press on.

Zach : What could she possibly need?

Will : It doesn't matter.

Zach: An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Will : That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Zach: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Zach: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Will : Midget.

Zach: So you agree?

Will : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Zach : I've said too much. I've upset you.

Will : No, I am simply stating that one has..

Zach : What were you doing?

Will : Will you allow me to explain?

Zach : I wish you would.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Allow me to explain.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Right, you've had your fun.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : What's she after, anyway?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: It's time to press on.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : What could she possibly need?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: It doesn't matter.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Midget.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : So you agree?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : I've said too much. I've upset you.

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: No, I am simply stating that one has...

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: What were you doing?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Will you allow me to explain?

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: I wish you would.

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incorrectbrodinsons · 1 year

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Loki: I hate Thor.

Hela: "Hate" is a strong word.

Loki: I have strong opinions.

#incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect avengers quotes #incorrect hela quotes #incorrect thor quotes #incorrect loki qoutes #loki odinchild #thor odinson #hela odinsdottir #source: tumblr

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agentofagony · 2 years

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A/n : when I was your age I survived the great depression little boy. What have you done with your life?

Tommy : have you ever eaten a tidepod?

A/n : what the fuck is a tidepod??? You're doing drugs or some shit?

Tommy : I was throwing up bubbles and shit bruh! My interstitial were squeaky clean!

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gachawipes133 · 2 years

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Hi! im Gueen So yeah- Im a Filipino, i speak Bisaya, tagalog, and English Msbkahwjs—

I do The arcana, Fictif, Encanto(I dont write for this fandom anymore :<)

Maybe/s: avatar(James Cameron), Avengers, Httyd(How to train you dragon)

Request status: OPEN!

Yes

Smut or slight

Yandere

Character/oc x reader

Age gap ( 20 - 30+)

Headcanons

Crack/Funny

Incorrect qoutes

Lgbtq+

No's

R#pe

Drug addict character

Age gap at 16 x 50+

Smut for 15+

☽⭒Masterlist⭒☾

Ocヅ

Orayt!! Thats all i hope you all have a good Day my friends! ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡

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checkingoutforheroes · 2 months

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Prime.

In a group chat.

Yelena: @kate bishop, do you have anxiety prime?

Kate: Yes, why?

Yelena: *amazon

Y/n: 👀

Kate: Oh yeah, I have that too.

Y/n: @blond widow I'll offer you my account, but now I'm worried about Kate.

Yelena: Kate...

Kate: What?

Y/n: Well, unsubscribe one.

*gif credit to owner

#kate bishop #yelena belova #hailee steinfeld #florence pugh #kate hawkeye #black widow #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers x reader #kate bishop x reader #yelena belova x reader #kate bishop x yelena belova #comfort character #incorrect qoutes

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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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Loki: *whispers* Future Husband say what. Y/N: *confused* What? Loki: *screeching internally*

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1luna1lovegood1 · 6 months

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Bucky: OK, who has experience with a kid that thinks he can save the world singlehandedly?

Avengers:

Bucky: Now everybody shut up and let me handle Peter.

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40sjoyner · 6 months

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Clint: [breaks down the door to Natasha and Maria’s room]

Clint: LESBIANS! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

#incorrect qoutes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #incorrect quotes avengers #avengers incorrect quotes #the avengers #clint barton #natasha romanoff #maria hill

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baffling-bisexual-quack · 3 years

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Bruce: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Thor: I don’t know how to do that.

Valkyrie: I don’t wear a watch.

Loki: Time is a construct.

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