1dmurderedmewolves

[1dmurderedmewolves]

hufflepuff: what do you do when you’re bored of someone?

slytherin: hold their nose so they can’t breathe and finally stop talking.

ravenclaw: make them uncomfortable until they leave.

gryffindor: walk away.

hufflepuff: ...

gryffindor: oh don’t act like you’re better than us. what would you do?

hufflepuff: i wouldn’t get bored

slytherin, ravenclaw and gryffindor: ...

gryffindor: nevermind. they’re better than us.

slytherin: yup.

ravenclaw: morally. but yes.

#harry potter #gryffinclaw #gryffindor #ravenclaw #slytherdor #slytherin #hp #huffleproud #hufflepuff

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lily: i’m going to kill them.

remus: what now

lily: they’ve built a doggy door and siruis refuses to come in any other way.

lily: he’s tracking in mud too! i don’t even know how they figured out how to build it.

remus: ...

lily: you told them how to do it didnt you.

remus: they bribed me with chocolate. you know i love chocolate.

#harry potter #harry potter au #maurders era #james potter #lily potter #lily evans #sirius black #sirius orion black #sirius and remus #remus and lily #james and sirius

[1dmurderedmewolves]

james: oh no

lily: what

sirius: oh no!

james: no. OH nooo

lily: what is going on here?

remus: they’re practicing how to act surprised when mcgonagall asks them about the broken chandelier in the common room.

james: WHAT?! OH NO! NOT THE CHANDELIER!

sirius: A BROKEN CHANDLIER?! HOW DARE WHOEVER DID THAT EXIST!! IT IS A CRIME AGAINST THE WOLVES!!

remus: why’d you have to bring me into it?

sirius: dramatic effect. too much?

lily & remus: too much.

james: i think it was great.

sirius: thanks buddy.

#harry potter #harry potter au #maurders era #maurders #james potter #remus and james #remus and lily #sirius and james #sirius black #sirius and remus #sirius orion black #remus lupin #moony #padfoot #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #lily potter #james and lily

[1dmurderedmewolves]

i noticed something. my comfort characters are all VERY similar.

stiles stilinski: very loyal, makes jokes as a defense mechanism, would do anything for his friends, selfless, hides his hurt, adorable, refers to his friends as his family, sarcastic, human.

sirius black: very loyal, jokes around and feels like a kid at heart, would do anything for his friends, adorable, human, refers to his friends as his family.

jj maybank: very loyal, would do anything for his friends, refers to his friends as his family, uses jokes as a defense mechanism, hides his hurt, adorable, human.

#teen wolf #harry potter #james sirius potter #sirius black #sirius orion black #stiles stilinski #stiles stilinksi icons #outer banks #jj maybank #comfort character

[1dmurderedmewolves]

sirius: i’m so drunk. hold me prongs.

james: i cant. i’m too drunk.

lily: who gave them capri suns and told them it was alcohol.

remus: would you rather them actually drunk?

#remus and lily #remus and james #james and lily #lily and james #remus and sirius #james and sirius #james potter #james post #sirius black #sirius orion black #remus lupin #harry potter #harry potter au #maurders era #maurders

[1dmurderedmewolves]

sirius: we didn’t do it.

mcgonagall: are you lying?

james: that depends on your definition of lying.

flitwick: how do you define it?

james: reclining..

sirius: ..in a horizontal position.

mcgonagall: 10 points from gryffindor for lying.

flitwick: 10 points given to gryffindor for pure wit

#james and lily #teen wolf #harry potter #hp #stiles #james potter #james post #james and sirius #sirius orion black #sirius black #brothers #maurders era #maurders #stiles stilinski #professor flitwick #proffesor mcgonagall

[1dmurderedmewolves]

lily: my house. my rules.

sirius: my knife, his life.

james: you wouldn’t.

sirius: let me in.

#james and sirius #james and lily #james potter #lily potter #lily evans #sirius black #sirius orion black #maurders era #maurders #harry potter #hp #harry potter au

[1dmurderedmewolves]

james: SIRIUS

sirius: what

james: SIRIUS?!

sirius: WHAT!

james: *laying outside the bathroom door* oh nothing i just missed your voice.

#harry potter #james and sirius #brothers #maurders era #maurders #james post #james potter #sirius black #hp

[1dmurderedmewolves]

hermione: i read it in a book.

ron: i heard about it in a bed time story.

harry: what da fawk.

#harry potter #hp #golden trio era #ron weasley #ron and harry #harry and hermione #ron and hermione #hermione granger #ronald weasley #harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban #harry potter and the goblet of fire #harry potter and the philosopher's stone #harry potter and the chamber of secrets #harry potter and the deathly hallows

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*lily and remus talking about james and siruis as they walk in*

james: what.

siruis: yeah what.

remus: nothing.

lily: we think you guys need space apart.

siruis: what?! no! you cant separate us!

james: stop trying to ruin our friendship!

remus: we didn’t mean it like that-

lily: you guys are sharing one shirt and hugging. while walking.

james: it’s comfy.

siruis: don’t be jealous.

#james potter #james and sirius #siruis black #remus lupin #remus and james #remus and lily #lily and james #maurders era #maurders

[1dmurderedmewolves]

drunk sirius: i’m gonna die alone.

drunk james: me too.

*they look at eachother for a second and then hug*

both *sobbing*: we’re gonna die alone.

remus who cant get drunk: you cant both die alone if you’re together.

siruis: shut up and die alone with us.

#maurders era #maurders #harry potter #remus mention #remus lupin #james potter #siruis black #james and remus #james and sirius #hp

[1dmurderedmewolves]

james: go out with me.

lily *snorts*: when pigs fly.

*a week later the class goes on a trip to a farm.*

james: wingardium leviosa. hey lils. look a flying pig.

lily: i’m temporarily blind.

james *puts down the pig* : of course. there’s no way you could resist my looks if you could see.

siruis *daps james up*: nice one james.

#harry potter #lily and james #remus and james #james and sirius #james post #james potter #siruis black #lily evans #lily potter #maurders era #maurders

[1dmurderedmewolves]

•that one time siruis and james get in a fight•

siruis: i hope you step on a lego.

james: ooo i’m scared

siruis: barefoot.

james *whipping out his wand*: HOW DARE YOU! DUEL ME RIGHT NOW.

#james potter #siruis black #maurders #maurders era #harry potter #harry potter au #hp

[1dmurderedmewolves]

when ron said “you’re gonna suffer but you’re gonna be happy about it” it was the most sensible thing he ever said and it didn’t make sense.

#ron wealsey #harry potter au #harry potter #ron and harry #hp #harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban #harry potter and ron weasley

[1dmurderedmewolves]

a world where Harry never rejects Dracos handshake:

Draco: Hey Harry.

Harry: Hey Draco.

#draco speaks #draco malfoy #harry potter #harry potter au #hp #hogwarts

[1dmurderedmewolves]

stiles stilinski. the only one in his group with no super human strength, but would still jump in front of a bullet for his friends. the one who struggled in silence but always tried to lighten up the mood. the one who loved being needed because it gave him a reason to belong. the one who was always there for his pack. stiles stilinski. the one who loves with all his heart, not half.

#stiles pov #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #stiles stilinksi icons #stiles #derek hale #scott mccall #malia hale #peter hale #lydia martin #teen wolf au

[1dmurderedmewolves]

Sirius thought he’d grow old with James. They joked that they were soulmates, “Platonic of course. Cant forget about lils.” Till death do us apart they’d say. he believed nothing could separate them. he never thought he’d have to live a life without him, nor did he know how to. when James died, it felt like he’d died with him too. he couldn’t accept it, his other half, gone. when he was sentenced to Azkaban he thought, this is better. in Azkaban he didn’t have to mourn James death. in Azkaban, he didn’t have to continue life without him. in Azkaban, he could focus on his hate, and anger at his weasel betraying old friend. in Azkaban, time was paused for Sirius black. in azkaban, he never fully accepted that James, his partner in crime, was gone. After he escaped it didn’t help that his Godson, harry, was a spitting image of James. When he spoke to harry it seemed he was speaking to a long lost best friend. But Molly was right, Harry wasn’t James. Still, Sirius couldn’t help but see his best friend in him. He was a lost puppy, without his bone. See, James and Sirius were inseparable, until death did them apart. Sirius wasn’t ready to live a life without his brother, the only person he called family. How bitter sweet it is that Sirius never did live a life after James, from 12 years in Azkaban, to trapped in a house he never called home, to his death. Sirius never really lived after James. He died still looking for his brother, but he’d find him later on.

#harry potter #siruis black #sirius black #james and sirius #hp #maurders #hp and the prisoner of azkaban #lily potter #james potter #harry potter au #maurders era #mwpp era #mwpp