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Did I tell you guys about the dream I had the other day? So as a precursor, I tend to have adventure dreams with multiple segments shown as a movie type of deal.

The dream starts off with that 1990s fall movie aesthetic on a golf course and my plaayable character is in the passenger of a golf cart that the owners of the golf course’s son is driving. He wants to hire me as a PI to find out why his parents don’t want to leave him the course and the bed and breakfast. Next thing that happens is his mom tries to chase me off with a large pig before I stumble into a portal. The portal transports me back to 1950 suburban America in greyscale except for the sky. Then as I walk down the sidewalk I see a mail car coming at me with Joe Biden driving so I head down a side street which leads me to a new segment of the dream. This new bit starts with me in a restaurant. The restaurant is offering Broadway tickets if you eat anything there. When I get my ticket I figure out the tickets are forgeries so the restaurant people kidnap me. Eventually I escape through a window and get to a street that has trolley systems that are rollercoasters. As I make my way through I pass a family that is blurry with only the dad and a little boy in focus. The dad is on his phone but still keeping an eye of the kid while the kid declares he wants to go to Antartica. I muttered, “You’d have to get your appendix removed” and the dad paused and turned to look at me. It was like the man was confused by me interacting with them. Anyway he went “What did you say?” And I told him, “Well to go to Antartica you have to have your appendix removed” and then I continued on my way and the little boy asked his father what an appendix was and then I woke up.

So that was one of my recent dreams.

#i dreamt this #dream i had #hi void #crazy dream #adventure dream #adventure #joe biden #irl #happy chaos #time travel #someone could make this into a movie #yes my dreams are this way #there are more details but i lost them as i woke up #golf course #Antartica #pig #broadway ticket #should i share more of my dreams?

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and now i bring to you my concept art for my imaginary tos episode: the crew go to the beach planet (the beach episode) 🏝️

#love #star trek tos #tos #star trek art #Star Trek #Love the designs #gorgeous #fanart #not mine #but beautiful

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It’s been a year and I still have not found a specific French song that I listened to when I was driving on a car trip with my sibling. All I know is that it was about some guy being tied to a chair for cheating and his angry lover putting the house/mansion to flames.

My sibling looked up the words to see what they were saying and I just want to know how my imagination was able to know what the song was about without knowing french, but anyway does anyone know what song that is?

#question #french #french song #it’s been stuck in my head #does anyone know it #hi void #seeking answers #silly i know #music #music question #house fire #revenge song

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I find it funny that my dad is always saying I have weird taste in media, but he’s literally the one that introduced me to everything.

#Star Trek #star trek tos #lucifer #airplane #naked gun #scooby doo #mash tv #hannah barbera #addams family #things my dad says #goofy #question my taste when i imprinted from you #movie taste #media consumption #parents say the darnest things #me irl #irl #silly

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*talking about small town life*

Me: I enjoy making the conservatives question their gender beliefs and stereotypes

My friend: Aahhh! I do not have time for a gender crisis right now!

#me irl #irl #real conversation #making conservatives question their social understanding #gender identity #gender crisis #just in time for exams #and holidays #friend quotes #quotebook #mood

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So in Star Trek, Vulcans have to suppress their emotions. What if instead of having anger rooms where people smash stuff, the Vulcans had Emotion rooms to express emotions in peace without societal consequences so they don’t bottle emotions.

#Star Trek #tos spock #star trek tos #star trek vulcan #vulcan #emotions #anger rooms #smash rooms #bottling emotions #expressing emotions

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I think my crush is asking me out, but I’m an oblivious lil thing who needs direct communication to know for sure.

Like I know being told I should come over for a romcom binge with strawberry tequila and fuzzy blankets sounds like a date, but what if they’re just being friendly?? I’m that oblivious character in a book right now because I can’t process that they would ever ask me out.

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Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

#fanfiction #fandom #fanfic #me irl #reading #recreational reading #the best #you forget about the plot twists too

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Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.

#asexuality #ace #sex positive #sex repulsion #yeet #i can write it #but if you try to touch I’ll bite #asexual visibility #asexual #asexual things

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I feel like Hawkeye would only marry for the tax benefits as a fuck you to the government. Especially after being in the Korean war.

Like him and whoever he marries would be swingers, but they’d be the couple who’ve seen shit and would find all the loopholes to exploit the government.

#hawkeye #mash #dr hawkeye #benjamin hawkeye pierce #doctor pierce #mash theory #m*a*s*h #hawkeye would be a swinger #swingers #he would fuck the government #korean war #korean war doctor #mash book #mash movie #mash tv #loophole #someone came across this and thought I’d talk about the marvel hawkeye #Hawkeye surpremacy #Hawkeye is the best #not marvel #tax benefits #he’s a good guy #exploit the government

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ppl who oppose gender affirming care for kids are nuts like the extent of medical intervention for trans kids is maybe puberty blockers but they’ll still be like “SO UR SAYING WE SHOULD LET TODDLERS HAVE TOP SURGERY???????” barbara toddlers do not have a top to surgery

#gender affirming care #puberty blockers #let trans folks have human rights #america wtf are you on #gender affirming care saves lives #protect trans youth #protect trans rights #sending hugs for all of those in the states where idiot politicians reign

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why is writing fanfic so hard. i just want to be able to sit down, think my idea, and have it magically show up in my doc exactly how i see it.

#fanfic writing #fandom #fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic struggles #archive of our own #fanfic authors #I’m still learning but this is the struggle #i just want to read this specific idea i came up with but that means i have to write it out #people who can finish writing fanfics are insane (affectionate and impressed) #fanfic writer

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#it means something unexpected #like when a person says they eat cheetos out of a sock in their art box #you just pause and look at the person with a loading screen because they won’t elaborate type of vibe

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Anyone looking to make a proper Scooby-Doo adaptation please remember:

Fred is the charismatic face of the group and the strategizer. Later adaptations made him a massive himbo who chugs respect for women juice and those have become necessary parts of his character.

Shaggy is cowardly but also incredibly resourceful; let us not forget his skill at ventriloquism. Make Shaggy the skill monkey, who every episode mentions some weird skill he has that's previously unmentioned; that'd be an amazing running gag. Also, bring back the dry humor Casey Kasem injected into the og character.

Scooby is Shaggy's best friend, the other half to his two-man comedy routine. Independently of Shaggy, Scooby is also prone to be a bit mischievous and just kind of a little scamp. Play up both of those things.

Velma is the smart nerdy one, who also had a really dry sense of humor. I don't know why she was turned into the "I'm surrounded by idiots" character because, while as I stated, she always had a dry sense of humor, she was never mean to her friends and never talked down to them, or anyone else. Bring back the chipper Velma from like Witch's Ghost or Zombie Island. Let Velma be a little cutie pie. Also keep her as a lebian

Daphne was... originally really just "The Girly One" but later adaptations have fleshed her out, like making her essentially the muscle of the group, which is just amazing and should continue. She's also been cast as the oddly resourceful one. Shaggy is the skill monkey, Daphne is the one who has a tool for literally any job. Human Swiss Army Knife, which again, would be an amazing running gag.

Have Shaggy and Daphne bounce off-the-wall ideas for a plan together, Fred steps in to ground them, while still using their ideas, and incorporating Velma's theories about the case.

Make references to Flim Flam and Hot Dog Water

A Scooby-Doo adaptation should not be difficult, and must be done with love.

#exactly #and most importantly #they’re friends not enemies #they all love each other

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yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

#biting #my friends are scared of my teeth #it’s both affectionate and anger #literally have a term for when I’m angry at the wod and want to chomp #teeth #num num num #biting people #me irl #yes i have issues #i’m on tumblr #that’s enough of a diagnosis #love language #uncommon love language

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#English is my first language #i say ope #that’s pretty distinctive #where I’m from the towns all have there own accents too so that’s another layer of chaos #the amount of videos I see making fun of my accent is great #i send them to my irl friends to annoy them about speech patterns they will be aware of in the back of their head for years to come

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the world needs transsexuals more than it needs god