Me, hanging out with my dog: How could anyone be afraid of a Doberman? You’re so sweet.
Dog: sees someone walk by
Me: Oh right. That.
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I don’t remember if I posted it here or not but awhile ago I found a candle labeled WAP (for warm apple pie).
Anyway, I went back to the store a couple weeks ago to get a gift for my cousin and the candle turned out to be like $25 and I do not have that kind of money lmao
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when you flub coming out (about being half ghost) so bad that you find out your Dad and Arch-nemesis are exes instead
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When I was a toddler, my punishment for picking fights with my sister was a timeout so I’d smack her, run away, put myself in the timeout corner for a bit, then run back to smack her again and I’d do this until my parents caught on and gave me a different punishment.
Anyway, just now my Doberman mix was doing his obedience routine and there’s this part where he has to stand on this big rock in the yard while waiting for the next command but my step-brother’s Bernedoodle puppy wanted to play and was distracting him so he jumped off the rock, smacked her with his paws, and jumped back on the rock like nothing had happened.
It felt like I was watching myself.
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I’ve had this comic half-finished for so long. Enjoy my Magnum Opus.
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[ids in alt text]
anyway this post by @milfbrucewayne was begging to be adapted into tweets. (p.s. clark and lois absolutely have matching twitter handles @DailyPlanetKent and @DailyPlanetLane. i respect her too much to have her ask about #BatWayne. she has too much dignity for that.)
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bruce wayne having kardashian level fame is so funny to me bc that means he has to do photoshoots and stuff just so the public knows that hes still,,,,alive? i guess? and so when the jl find out his identity theyre like “but…bruce wayne is a sweet guy….how is this……” and so they look up his name and see all of these professional ass pictures taken of him and they literally cannot imagine this guy as batman
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*fantasizes about pins that I want to exist*
//DO NOT USE OR REPOST THESE, THANK YOU!//
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Yes yes yes
well im calling this done because im tired of working on it but im still pretty proud of how it came out considering i don't usually do backgrounds!
anyway, this is for an AU idea I had where Max and Patelliday meet when they're children, at first Max thinks hes a mermaid, Pat has no idea what a mermaid even is.
//please do not repost!//
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What a weird looking Dog
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I can’t find the post I made about my waffle soulmate but this week screamed “corgi!” and he came sprinting down the hall to look at him through the window with me and today we were walking I saw our local cat, interrupted the conversation to scream the cat’s name, and my waffle soulmate shrieked and took off down the street to see if he wanted to get petted and now I think we may actually may just be the same person
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I just like the idea of them hanging out and having really stupid conversations 🤭
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[ID: Pair of reddit comments. One person says “People are to labels what boxes are to cats. You try to put a cat in a box and it hates it and it hates you. You leave some boxes out for the cat and it will gladly sit in one.” The second person comments “This is an amazing analogy.” End ID]
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idk why I break cookies in half, I always just want to eat the other half when I’m done with the first one
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i’ve been thinking and stumbled upon a realization of sorts
triangles are their own complete shape right? and so are squares. but you wouldn’t call a triangle a square with a missing side! yes the square has something the triangle doesn’t, but the triangle isn’t incomplete because of it; it’s just a different shape.
this is what people mean when they say aspec people aren’t missing anything.
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