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imonomnity · 4 years

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Joon sound effects

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joonie + wavy hair for myself and everyone who needs this cr.

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Namjoon’s hair over the years

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Dating harry potter would include...

Being almost like family for him

Sarcasm, so much sarcasm

Having sass battles

him winning

Being best friends with Ginny, Hermione and Ron

cheek/hand kisses

inside jokes

Teasing him with Ron

Him being a softie around you

Him using puppy eyes for everything

him coming to your house over the summer

Sticking by him during the hole 4th year drama

Lots of cuddles

Forehead kisses

When he finds out you’re ticklish he tickles you every chance he gets

Tickle me one more time and you won’t live to see tomorrow”

“Awww you’re so cute”

*continues to tickle you*

ALWAYS being there for him and vise versa

Late nights in front of the dormitory fire talking about life

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May I have a ship? I am 5'7 and a female. I have short brown hair, blue-gray eyes and a tiny nose. I am a Ravenclaw but often get called a Sytheirclaw. I'm in the middle of skinny and fat :/

I ship you with...

Ron Weasley

He would be such a great boyfriend for you!

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Hi! Do you still do ships? Love your tumblr btw!!!😻

Yup& thankyouuuuu!!

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Overall Summary: You play truth or dare with the avengers when things start getting hot and heavy.

Pairing: Thor x reader, Natasha x Bruce, Steve x Bucky, Wanda x Vision

Word count: 515

Warnings: Some strong language

“Alright let’s do this thing.” tony said sitting down on the couch beside you.

You, Thor, Clint, Sam, Natasha, Bruce, Pietro, Steve, Bucky, Wanda,Vision and now Tony where sitting in a kind of semi circle on chairs and couches.

“So how does this game work?” Thor said.

“I’ll starts the game by asking another person to choose truth or dare. If they chooses “truth”, then I'll asks a question and they have to answer truthfully. If they pick dare I’ll ask them to do something and they have to do it. No chicken outs!” Natasha said.

“Okay everyone understand? Can we start?” Pietro asked.

There was a mutter of “yes” from everyone.

“Okay, Bruce! Truth or dare?” Natasha said.

“Umm…Truth.” He said.

“Okay, who would you most like to see naked?” She asked.

Bruce blushed and looked away.

“You.” He answered.

“Oou” Everyone said laughing. Natasha blushed looking away too.

“Okay, let’s move on.” Steve said laughing.

“Bucky! Your turn, truth or dare?” Steve said turning his attention to Bucky. Steve looked a bit nervous but you couldn’t imagine why.

“Dare!” Bucky answered looking exited.

“Kiss me!” Steve said hurriedly.

The others said stuff like “Oh shit” and “Damn Rogers”

Bucky leaned in and kissed Steve. They pulled away from each other then they started making out. They got up and left the room holding hands.

“Umm…okay” Tony said slightly chuckling.”Who’s next? Sam!”

Sam looked a little pissed but he answered anyway.

“Yeah okay…Wanda truth or dare?” He asked smirking.

“Dare.” She said smirking back.

“I dare you to…hook up with vision right now… in front of us.”

That comment got a few “what the fuck Sam”’s but Wanda and vision where happy to obliged and started making out in front of the other avengers it was about to go further but Sam stopped them by saying

“Okay, Okay never mind please don’t hook up in front of us!” He said laughing.

Wanda stood up and vision followed. And they left the room.

“Wow we’re losing a lot of people” Clint said chuckling. “So who are we gonna lose next? How about Tony?”

“Alright, alright fine” Tony said “Thor truth or dare?”

Thor looked really nervous “Dare I suppose” He said.

“I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips. And notice I charitably said girl and not person because let’s face it, I’d smoke all you bitches.” (lmao that tpobaw reference!) Tony said.

Thor looking nervous and actually blushing (yes the mighty Thor blushing) leaned into you and brushed his lips against yours. You felt fireworks his lips where so soft and sweet you could have kissed him all day. You pulled away smiling.

“Me?” You said still smiling. He nodded smiling the sweetest smile back. He looked like an innocent puppy dog. He asked you to follow him with his eyes. You guys left the room and immediately started making out. You led him to your room and you guys continued making out him pulling you to bed.

The next morning you woke up in his arms.

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Oh my gosh you're right!!! Baby Driver is AMAZING! By the way ily

IKR!! and ilyu2

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“Pepper, it’s me. I’ve got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time, so… first off. I’m so sorry I put you in harm’s way. That was selfish and stupid and it won’t happen again. Also, it’s Christmas time. The rabbit’s too big. Done. Sorry. And I’m sorry in advance because… I can’t come home yet.”

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Dating Draco Malfoy would include

Him feeling like you deserve better

Summers at his house he feels a little less lonely

Making sure he knows that you love him

Encouraging him to follow his dreams and not to do what other people want him to do

Him glaring all the time

Being each other’s first time

Cute sex

Like slow and really sweet sex

Kinky sex

Seriously hand-holding, you leaning into him, your head on his shoulder

Quick kisses before class

him doing any and everything to make you laugh

Draco being jealous a lot

Like when Harry talks to you

Or anyone, for that matter

“Draco I don’t know why you’re so jealous, i only have eyes for you”

“Because darling, you’re mine and only mine, why can’t people understand that”

“you’re so cute when you’re jealous”

Draco being really shy at the beginning of your relationship

And you being a little skeptical that he was just a cocky guy at first

You realizing you were wrong halfway through the first date

Draco being really awkward with you at first

Draco having a crush on you for a really long time before you start dating

Draco being protective AF

Him constantly talking to about you to crabbe and goyle

Them lokey shipping you two so hard

sO MANY HUGS

Draco always defending you if someone is mean towards you

“Draco did you seriously say that to them?’

“They deserved it because of what they did to you.”

“… Thanks.”

“Anytime.”

You would end up with a very high tolerance for sarcasm, and you would slowly be able to reply with sarcasm

him always taking pictures of you because he thinks you’re the most gorgeous person in the world

and he’d keep a photo album full of pictures of the two of you

You thinking he was a player before dating

Him actually being a sweetheart

You always being there for him when he’s sad and vise versa

Draco spending a lot of his time trying to make you feel like the queen you are

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Harry Potter + Draco Malfoy

“It hurts when you realize you weren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.”

To some of my Drarry shippers (because I love you): @hazyxthoughts @t3hwh1t3p4nth3r @s4900847 @moonrose14 @clearlyprofessionalpanda @consultingcupcake @ellaahxoxo @and-riaaa @mne-bolno @just-ew-w @mischievous-jackalope

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Headcanons: Marauders & Sleep

Warnings: nah

Requested: Nope

A/N: how the marauders sleep is so important to me. Enjoy x

Sirius

Not a morning person

Will hit people if they wake him up

Stays up the latest

100% asks stupid questions at 3am

James answers in his sleep

Gentle snores when he’s really tired

Denies it

Moves around a lot

Often sleeps naked

Especially when drunk

Occasionally kicks the covers off

It’s not very nice in the mornings for the boys

James

Morning person

Wakes the others up

Only needs like 5 hours of sleep and is ready to go

Prefers to have more though

Bonus Jily: Stares at Lily while she sleeps because he doesn’t need much

Doesn’t really need an alarm

Heavy breather

Him and Sirius have sleep conversations

Cover hog

Has to have a glass of water next to his bed because his throat dries out

Wears boxers and a t shirt

Gryffindor trash so it’s a Gryffindor t shirt

Remus

Needs at least 10 hours to function properly

If he has less then he’s grumpy all day

If he has his 10 then he’ll be happy all day

Easily woken up

Gets to sleep quickly

Spreads out in bed a lot

Wears long pajama bottoms and a t shirt

Even in Summer

LOVES slippers

And fluffy socks

Has really vivid dreams about the Marauders

Is the complete opposite after a full moon (deep sleeps, impossible to wake up, unbelievably needs more than 10 hours)

Peter

Snores

Dreams about Voldemort

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half - blood prince: a summary

ginny weasley: *exists*

harry: ginny you're so amazing

harry: ginny you blush like the setting sun

harry: ginny your eyes are so beautiful in the firelight

harry: my heart feels lighter after just talking to you

hermione: hey harry are u--

harry: in love with ginny? ABSOLUTELY NOT! 100% brotherly platonic feelings over here lads, just normal "friendly" behavior towards a perfectly casual friend chaps!

hermione:

harry:

hermione:

harry: nice save potter

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Can i just have a classic Percabeth or Caleo lemon?

Caleo Lemon

Warning: Sex

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Nico: what's upsetting you, Frank?

Frank: she's always using common phrases incorrectly.

Hazel: cry me a table, Frank.

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