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My deepest darkness secret is that I love the stupid, meanless tasks my manager gives, and have to pretend I don't for my coworkers.

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Thinking about how the first time I took a everything shower in my life, I cried, because every time I took too long my parents would fight and how every little noise would send me into a panic frenzy and that more than once I ran to the living room in a towel only for the noise to be from the TV and after I got them to divorce, my mom started complaining about the water bill and how long I took showering. And how when I was 17 I cut off all of my friends, and broke up with my boyfriend and stayed in my room all day so people wouldn't feel too much grief when I was gone and how now I genuinely teared up when saying goodbye to my best friend/neighbor even if I was only moving to somewhere a 10 min walk away, and when I got the chance to move out I didn't want to because I'd miss my family too much. And how when I was 13, and 14, and 15, and 16, and 17, and 18, AND 19 the only time I could remember being genuinely happy was when I was 5yo, and now at 22 the good things in my life outweigh the bad by so far it's actually ridiculous. ... OK, I'll go to bed now.

#it gets better #depression #parents #parent issues #daddy issues #mommy issues #happiness #parenting #vent #hope #dreams #childhood

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Not ever forging the Star Trek and the Hunger Games fandom for passing the opportunity for the funniest ship names

#the hunger games #hunger games #tbosas #tbosbas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #rachel zegler #tom blyth #jennifer lawrence #josh hutcherson #katniss everdeen #katniss and peeta #peeta mellark #star trek #james kirk #james t kirk #spock #spock/kirk #mr spock #peeniss #Kock #everlark #spirk

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Watching Star Wars in Chronological Order might just have ruined the experience for me because when I see Vader in the Original Trilogy I don't think: “OMG, terrifying eldritch horror.” I think: “Maybe if I fucked him hard enough, I'd fix him.” And I don't think that was what George Lucas intended for his cinematography.

#star wars #ahsoka tano #darth vader #anakin skywalker #star wars anakin

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You guys should also check out Antônio Francisco Lisboa's art (commonly known as Aleijadinho, which is a word that LITERALLY MEANS DISABLED). He was a very famous sculptor and architect and is recognized as a “national hero” in Brazil, who had a degenerative disease. Here's an example of his work:

hey artists just in case you feel despair at the rise of ai art please remember that the talking points of pro-ai people are as genuinely “ai art bad? but what if there was a PUCK girl who had Steampunk Tube Arm Prosthetic No Hand Syndrome that couldn’t draw because of no hands and you poured a biiiig vat of pencils in front of her really big and made her look at it sadddd style and she can’t just Pick Up Pencil and draw because No Hand ? what if that happened? then ai art… goood😃😄?”

#disabled #disability #disabilties #disabled artist #physical disability #art #artwork #art tag #ai art #ai generated #ai artwork #ai image

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DID Y'ALL KNOW THAT YOU'RE LOSING ME BEAT IS A HEARTBEAT UNTIL TAYLOR SAYS "I CAN'T FIND A PULSE"?????? CUZ I JUST REALIZED IT

#taylor swift #taylorswift #taylorswiftmidnights #swifties #ttpd #ts ttpd #ts11 #TS11 #midnights #midnightstaylorswift

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So how long after the announcement for the tortured poets department when can start calling it tpd?

#tpd #taylor swift #taylorswift #tortured poets department #grammys

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the ao3 crash really traumatized me cuz now every time the site won't load even if is because my wifi is trash I have a mini heart attack before I figure out the reason why

#ao3 #ao3feed #ao3 fanfic #ao3 stuff #archive of our own

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Tumblr: Because you follow “Batfam”, here’s full frontal nudity from an only fans model that’s most likely a bot

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I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

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getaway car started playing, and I had a split second moment where I went "rep TV is better" *scoffs* and then I-

#it hasn't even been announced yet #taylor swift possessed my body and sent me a message #taylor swift #taylorswift #taylorswiftmidnights #swifties

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fucker better stop being himself or else I'm gonna suck his dick

#he just gave up his olives #fucker was concerned about me eating a strawberry because I'm allergic to red food dye #he knows my allergies #a smoker that doesn't smoke around me cuz I have asthma #he's practically his little sister's dad #I've never wanted to please someone so bad #jesus h christ #the olive theory #i want to grab that cap from his head and run my hands in his hair #he's endearing while drunk wth #that shouldn't be possible #I'm going to do nasty thing with this man

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having the epiphany that the reason you hated that girl on high school was just gay panic is enlightening. Fantasizing about licking the sweat off her abs when you two meet again in a party is just humiliating

#queer #wlw post

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yeah, no. this is funny

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

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me: That's funny, though I can't have been on Tumblr long enough to relate

me: [Does the math]

me: ...oh my ....six years

tumblr should offer health insurance to its long time users

#I'm so sure Tumblr irreparably changed my brain's chemistry now that I think about it #I was baby when I first started here #jesus #Tumblr #hellsite