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also, bc I’m assuming there’s some angry fans out there: me not liking these books doesn’t mean YOU can’t, obviously. I don’t hate Sarah. not all characters are meant to be good. I don’t like that they’re considered good, goals, etc.

anyways I’m back to being dead in the SJM fandom. bye

hey, y’all. it has been awhile! I am not dead, but not here either. here’s a thread explaining why, and thank you so much for coming along on this journey with me! (most of you, anyways).

my new main is @theseviolentdelights-insta (@/theseviolentdelightss on IG), and my bookstagram is @/schreavingthroughpages. if you ever need someone to talk to, or just want a chat, book recs, etc. my messages are open!

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hey, y’all. it has been awhile! I am not dead, but not here either. here’s a thread explaining why, and thank you so much for coming along on this journey with me! (most of you, anyways).

my new main is @theseviolentdelights-insta (@/theseviolentdelightss on IG), and my bookstagram is @/schreavingthroughpages. if you ever need someone to talk to, or just want a chat, book recs, etc. my messages are open!

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #feysand #throne of glass #aelin galathynius #tog #dorian havilliard #cc #crescent city #bryce quinlan #hunt athalar #acosf #acomaf #acowar

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“steph did what she had to do” what, exactly? Thinking Mor is lying about her sexuality? That Elain should fuck with Koschei to have the same dynamic as rhysand x amarantha? wdgaf who that woman ships, we gaf about her misogyny

let me start by saying i haven't seen any part of her live but from what i've been told from people who did see it:

steph didn't say mor was lying about her sexuality, i believe she said it'd be interesting if she and eris were mates (and it would be bc then y'all would get that mate bond rejection you're always so wet for) and she likes emerie and mor together so??

haven't heard anything about the elain/koschei thing so can't really comment on it.

but it does come off as you caring who she ships when you're using the same exact arguments you give everyone else. "oh you don't ship e/riel? YOU MUST HATE WOMEN AND THEIR RIGHT TO CHOOSE!1!1!1" then cry at the possibility of elain CHOOSING someone other than uwu shadow boi.

even if steph is in the wrong what are you accomplishing by attacking someone sarah cares for and knows irl?? if i were sarah and someone was attacking MY FRIEND for simply discussing her opinions about the book i wrote, i'd be fucking disgusted lmao

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Not so friendly reminder

Tamlin may have slut shamed Feyre for sleeping with Rhys, but the entire Court of Dreams shamed Nesta in ACoFaS. Even though a good part of it was just Feysand smut. And, Cassian kept going after her even after she rejected him, because he apparently can’t take a no ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

OG post by @azrielsbxtch

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #acomaf #acowar #azriel #cassian #amren #morrigan #the court of dreams #nesta archeron #oop #the truth #tog #throne of glass #acosf #acofas

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Feyre: how was your quarantine, Az?

Az: I social distanced from all my problems.

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #acomaf #acowar #azriel #cassian #amren #morrigan #court of dreams #inner circle #night court #tog #throne of glass #crescent city

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The IC as quotes from my calc teacher

Calc quotes Pt. 2/???

Feyre: My life story. Uh, in university, I majored in Chemistry and Math. I hate Chemistry with a passion.

Amren: As always, after you’re finished, you’ve got to erase the evidence.

Morrigan: We’re having fun, and that’s the important thing. Well, I’m having fun, and that’s the important thing.

Cassian: If dog equals cat, and cat equals horse, then a dog is a horse.

Azriel: “An object is dropped from the roof of (our school)” - don’t do that. Don’t drop things off the roof, especially when I’m teaching.

Elain: (on student bribes) Oh that’s what I would like. An air fryer. Those are good.

Nesta: You’re usually the problem.

*Rhys was included in my previous post!*

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #acomaf #acowar #azriel #cassian #amren #morrigan #elain #nesta #feyre archeron #night court #inner circle #my iconic calc teacher #tog #throne of glass #crescent city

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Aelin: honestly, how do some people NOT like me?!

Aelin: I’m attractive, smart, I could kill someone with a toothbrush, I bring cake to parties,

Chaol: *holds up a finger then brings it back down*

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #tog #throne of glass #aelin galathynius #rowan whitethorn #dorian havilliard #chaol westfall #manon blackbeak #kingdom of ash #crescent city #house of earth and blood

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The High Lords as quotes from my calc teacher

Calc quotes pt. 1 of ???

Rhysand: Bonus marks??? Your bonus mark is that I’m your math teacher.

Thesan: *when a student ate a raisin off the floor, in the middle of a pandemic* Oh, come on, (student name). There’s so many other raisins you could’ve eaten. Really? I’m employed by (provincial health department). It’s my job to make sure everything meets standards! And that raisin was not the standard.

Helion: what do I use math for? for counting my money.

Kallias: My laptop screen is frozen. Like the movie. No, Frozen 2. Like Frozen 2.

Beron: I have a big booboo, everybody. I have a big booboo.

Tarquin: That’s in my book, **** Philosophy. The last chapter is “If You Are Second Place, You Are Not The Winner”.

Tamlin: You’re going to cry. You’re going to fail and cry but you’re going to suffer and you’re going to enjoy it.

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #acomaf #acowar #azriel #cassian #amren #morrigan #tamlin #thesan #tarquin #beron #kallias #helion #my calc teacher is so funny #b eef #tog #throne of glass #crescent city #house of earth and blood

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Aelin: I’m not laughing at you. I’m laughing near you.

Chaol: is there a difference?

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #tog #throne of glass #aelin ashryver #rowan whitethorn #dorian havilliard #chaol westfall #manon blackbeak #kingdom of ash #crescent city #house of earth and blood

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Azriel: it’s unfortunate that Nesta’s a moronsexual.

Cassian: hey! don’t call my girlfriend a moron.

Cassian: wait-

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #acomaf #acowar #azriel #cassian #amren #morrigan #nesta #a court of silver flames #incorrect quotes #i’m cackling #acosf #throne of glass #crescent city

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Mor: it’s not four servings if you eat it all in one sitting!

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #acomaf #acowar #azriel #cassian #amren #morrigan #throne of glass #tog #crescent city #house of earth and blood

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Bryce: hey, Tharion!

Tharion: what’s swimmin’, Legs?

Bryce: why don’t you call Hunt Wings?

Hunt: please don’t start-

Tharion: what’s flappin’, Wings?

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #cc #crescent city #house of earth and blood #bryce quinlan #hunt athalar #tharion ketos #legs #love me some tharion #throne of glass #tog

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When Feyre was back at the Spring Court

There was 1 Imposter among them.

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #acomaf #acowar #azriel #cassian #amren #the inner circle #tamlin #night court #spring court #crescent city #throne of glass #among us

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AAG

Am I sequencing DNA or talking about Aelin Ashryver Galathynius? The world will never know.

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #feysand #tog #throne of glass #aelin galathynius #aelin ashryver #rowan whitethorn #dorian havilliard #chaol westfall #manon blackbeak #the cadre #terrasen #cc #crescent city

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Hunt: you can’t just have chocolate croissants for every meal!

Bryce: huh?

Hunt: eat some actual food!

Bryce: I can’t hear you over the sound of me vacuuming the ashes of our enemies off the carpet!

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #cc #crescent city #bryce quinlan #hunt athalar #house of earth and blood #hoeab #tog #throne of glass

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Tarquin: my season is almost over! :(

*distant rumbling from the Autumn Court*

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #acomaf #acowar #azriel #cassian #amren #morrigan #summer court #night court #tarquin #inner circle

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Bryce: today Hunt asked me if I wanted a quickie.

Juniper: so did you say yes?

Bryce: he meant a quiche. of course I said yes.

#acotar #sjm #sarah j maas #feyre #rhysand #cc #crescent city #bryce quinlan #hunt athalar #tog #throne of glass #house of earth and blood