#& her cat is named taco :)

[barbreypilled]

her ass just has to be the most melancholy bitch at grand entry

I’m so 90s Barb pilled rn it’s crazy here is a silly little wip before I wreck it w marker

#skinny ahh eyebrows #I just know Rodrik had the absolute time of his life razzing her about the piercings when she came home for the summer #also I’m just realizing those signs they put on u at powwows definitely don’t have last names on them? lmao? #well maybe some do idk but I’ve never seen them like that #she is staring longingly at Cat who spilled her entire ndn taco all over her lap #asoiaf #mine #valyrianscrolls #barbrey dustin #barbrey ryswell

[clownsnake]

this one Korean youtuber I watch has a cat tht she keeps switching pronoun usage for. It’s probably just a translation thing (idk if animals are referred to with gender in Korean ._.) but it’s delightful to me that this cat has he/she pronouns

#Going post #she’s called nyangsoop btw #& her cat is named taco :)

[kamii-2]

omg domestic!paige x domestic!y/n🥹🥹

i had to look what this meant 😭 anyway i love this idea!!

warning(s): cussing, bullying, some nsfw stuff

genre: fluff

pairing(s): domestic!paige bueckers x domestic!reader

not proofread 👤

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yall take naps together when yall don’t have anything to do

she follows you around the house while you do stuff 😭

you guys definitely have a pet

like a dog or cat

but i feel like you guys would have both

a pitbull named mr. worldwide (boy) 😭😭

and a ragdoll cat named taco (girl)

paige would bully your pets all the time

she would call them fat and ugly and stuff like that

“stop calling her ugly” “no”

you and paige would go live like once a week and just do stupid stuff

you guys tried to make cookies on live and paige kept messing around

when you’re bored you ask paige to play roblox with you

you guys take showers together all the time

paige is always touching on you

she will be behind you with her hands on your waist as you cook on the stove

super clingy when she’s tired

won’t let you get up to do anything

if you have to get up she will get mad and won’t talk to you for like 3 minutes then she goes back to talking to you

she ignores you when you ask her to do things she doesn’t want to

“paige” “yea?” “can you do the laundry?” “…” “paige madison bueckers.” “fine.”

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so sorry it took a million years to get out but i hope you enjoyed it!! hope you have a good day/night, love you 💋💋

#uconn wbb #uconn huskies #paige bueckers x reader #paige bueckers

[padawansuggest]

The post war Cody and Kenobi household is as follows:

Boga

Boba, Fennec and Din, whom they found in a dumpster and took pity on. Din stole Grogu so that’s actually HIS kid thankyew

Padawan Reva, she bites because she’s learning all of Kenobi’s worst habits, but she also cuddles and steals cookies. BFFs with Fennec and they practice weapons together. The boys cuddle and do each other’s nails.

Two cadets that Cody and Obi-Wan decided to adopt after the war, they call themselves twins, their names are Taco and Bell and no they are not taking criticisms at the moment they WILL cry on you

Wooley, Cody’s first baby. Rex was a little brother from the beginning but Wooley is an infant baby who deserves a cuddle. Cody will not take criticisms about that he WILL cry on you.

Waxer and Boil crashed back into their lives with Numa about 6 months after they adopted her and now they’re being very useful in helping take care of all these damn kids.

Three lothcats that all have the exact same fur pattern, it took Obi-Wan about two weeks to realize they in fact, have three cats, not one. He found this out while Cody was in the shower one morning and Obi-Wan woke up to all three of them on him or napping against him. Cody came out of the shower and nearly went right back in when he realized he’d been found out. Turns out he needn’t worry, as the orange lothcats are getting along with his orange riduur very well. They’re creating a no-braincells club only for other orange idiots. Everyone else in this goddamn house other than Boga and Grogu and Numa is a brunet so no one else is allowed to join. The twins wanna dye their hair but they want pink and blue so they can’t join either.

That spider in the corner that everyone to too afraid to deal with stays with them for a while till Grogu stumbles upon it and eats it.

Anyways. This is my new fave idea. Cody and Obi keep adopting kids and animals so Anakin can’t ask them to babysit his terrors. Obi-Wan would love to babysit them but Cody is afraid of Leia cause after she starts speaking it’s VERY clear she is some sort of evil little mind reader. Obi-Wan has decided she’ll be his next Padawan. Him and Reva spoil her.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #clone wars #commander cody #Obi is the only orange boy in this house till those cats come along #he was feelin out of place #codywan #post clone wars

[alyssavstran]

MORE MISCHA HEADCANONS

• gets absolutely freaked out whenever someone is even a little unwell because of his mom. Will diagnose every cancer possible. This is how he learned organs and body parts names in English.

• can braid hair surprisingly well?? Like very difficult braids too??

• will sleep absolutely anywhere but an actual bed. Once freaked noel out by falling asleep under his kitchen table.

• does not understand the concept of the words "the" and "a" Ocean just gave up after a while. He puts it wherever he pleases. Frequently says that grammar is for losers.

• can curse in like 12 languages. Uses his French knowledge constantly to make noel laugh

• cannot spell but has really neat handwriting . Makes ocean want to rip her hair out because his cursive is better than hers, but he spells like a toddler. Will purposely write his rap songs with a really bad handwriting to seem cooler.

• eats at taco bell only for noel. Absolutely despises the food.

• shoplifted a bright red lipstick for noel once.

•makes jokes about ocean being short. Constantly. At any occasion. Crouches to her eye level solely to annoy her. Also about her being a ginger.

• talks to Ricky's cats in Ukrainian.

• does not know how to tie a tie. It's not a choice.

• sang the most vile disgusting song in ukrainian for his choir audition. With a church melody.

#mischa rtc #ride the cyclone #mischa bachinski

[buckysgrace]

Gator Tillman Headcanons

Just some random thoughts I had about baby boy tonight <3

I for sure think he was born premature? A teeny tiny little baby with big brown eyes lol.

Definitely got doted on because of his huge eyes and messy hair. Very hyper kid too, always needed to be doing something. Probably a biter tbh (spanked a lot sadly smh)

Threw an absolute fit when he was itty bitty and they were weening him off of the pacifier. That was his paci damn it!

Grew to love snakes because his mom hated them and he was quick to remove them from her garden. He thought it was funny to chase her while holding them

Roy use to make Linda keep it in a buzz cut because he hated how long it was on Gator. Thus, leaving Gator to find his own style when he was old enough.

He definitely showed cattle when he was younger. His favorite cow was named Rosie and he won several ribbons for how well kept she was <3

Knows how to ride a horse but doesn't have a desire to do so. Plus his lower back and hips are always so sore after

Prefers dogs over cats, but you best believe any time a cat is around him they're all up in his business

I also think he struggled with asthma when he was little too?? He hasn't had an attack in years but still carries an inhaler around

(don't bring up him vaping while having asthma, he gets very defensive and irritated lol)

Never been out of his hometown unless he needed to travel for competitions or for work. Probably never been on a real vacation before either.

I think he was always tall and lanky but stopped growing his sophomore year of high school?? He always wanted to be taller tho

Was in the FFA obviously.

Being an all-state quarter back I'm sure he had a ton of college offers? I imagine he was fairly average in school, probably enjoyed science more than anything else

Had a really hard time after his mom "left". I think he had a lot of anger issues at this time

His leg injury blew away any chances of him really believing that he could do better for himself, so he followed in Roys footsteps

He gets cold easy, so he always bundles up into layers and layers.

Sucks at cooking. Could not boil water to save his life. I think that he'd take cooking lessons later in life (or learn from someone hehe)

Has a surprisingly good green thumb if he'd keep up with it

Enjoys drawing in his free time and is actually really good at it.

Cannot survive anywhere where it gets too hot. He burns easily

He's in church every Sunday (sometimes Wednesday nights too, depending on his shifts) but it doesn't stop his potty mouth

Car lover of course. Likes to work on vehicles too. Occasionally welds I believe.

Loves going to car shows, or to tractor pulls lol

Most of his tattoos were random, little afterthoughts or done while he was drunk. I think he bought his own tattoo kit but opted out of it.

Flirts like a middle school boy. Will poke and prod at you, lots and lots of teasing. If you meet at a bar you best believe he's gonna be showing you all of his cool drinking tricks lol

A surprisingly good big brother, although Karen thinks he's a bad influence so he doesn't get to spend much time with them

Big fan of Game of Thrones but also loves Golden Girls lmao. And Westerns.

Does that thing where he acts like he's not interested in what's on TV but then he stands there with his hands on his hips watching the whole time lol

Do not ask him to pick you up something for the store, he will not find it

When he's high on weed he's very giggly; thinks everything is hilarious. Will absolutely lay underneath the stars and try to explain the way the universe works. Very snuggly and has the worst munchies (devours a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos in one sitting smh)

Will drink coffee (usually with a protein shake mixed in) but he 100% prefers energy drinks

Jack Daniels and PBR are obviously his drinks of choice hehe. Although he does love a good margarita occasionally

Absolutely devours some Taco Bell after he gets off the night shift. He always gets a box with a chalupa, beefy 5-layer burrito, and the fiesta potatoes but he's also getting a cheesy gordita crunch and the Cinnabon delights. And a Baja Blast. Mans has worked hard and he's hungry lmao

Hates ankle socks

For a late night snack he is breaking open something sweet. I imagine he prefers Heath bars and 100 Grand Bars.

He also loves carrot cake

#Gator Tillman #Gator Tillman headcannons #Gator Tillman headcannon #Gator Tillman HC

[lacyscabinet]

ur writing is my fav oml! could you do nat x fem reader adopting a kitten? I feel like nat would be so against it and pretending to hate the cat but she warms up to it and loves it at the end. tyyy <3

A/N: AWWWWW THANK U SMMMM!!! also this is so cute! hope you enjoy!!

Taco

"What is that?"

"A cat"

"Cat?"

"Our cat"

"No"

"Yes"

"But y/n we have enough on our plate already," Natalie argued, her arms crossed defiantly as she eyed the ball of fur that you held in your arms.

You chuckled softly "Come on, Nat. Look at this little guy" you coaxed, gently stroking the kitten's soft fur. "He needs a home, and I think he'd fit right in with us."

Natalie couldn't deny the undeniable cuteness of the kitten, but she refused to give in so easily "Fine," she rolled her eyes dramatically "But I'm not going to be the one taking care of it. That's your responsibility."

"Deal."

As the days passed, Natalie found herself gradually tolerating the kitten more and more, going as far as personally picking his name: Taco. He seemed to have a knack for getting into trouble, whether it was knocking over plants or vases, and after all Nat couldn't help but be amused by Taco's antics. She found herself smiling at him when she thought no one was looking.

One evening, Natalie sat by the fire with Taco curled up on her lap "You know..." she murmured, absentmindedly scratching behind his ears "I never thought I'd say this, but... I think I might actually like having a cat around."

You giggled softly "Guess he won your heart"

Natalie rolled her eyes playfully and looked down at the sleeping kitten in her lap. "Yeah, I guess he has" she admitted, a smile tugging at the corners of her lips.

In the end, everyone loves cats, even Natalie something Catholic Scatorccio.

#natalie scatorccio #yellowjackets #nat scatorccio #natalie scatorccio x reader #yellowjackets x reader #nat scatorccio x reader #yellowjackets x you #natalie scatorccio x y/n #nat scatorccio x

[peaky-shelby]

New Romantics | Mbappé [6.1]

READ OG CHAPTER 6 HERE BEFORE

» summary: in which an arrogant and talented football player (the best of his time as some say) and a focused and harsh critic of a journalist are gonna have to find a way to co-exist.

» chapter 6: Poker

» author's note: WAIT WHAT???? WHAT IS THIS???? lol have fun 👀

» Taglist: @moonchildohh @formulahoe @princetongirlll818 @mavieesttriste16 @kiwisa @godessstela @hummusxx @kodzuvk @pink-manz @corbyns-smile @ippid @jayruiewo265738 @blueanfield @mrs-bellingham @sorceresski @sooblovebot @okayymochi @army7g @j-rbps @heli991113 @markhyucksmells @chaotic-taco-collector-blog @i0veless @photmath @http-isabela @rainytelevisionfilmwagon @formula101x @neymarloverxxx @cepolar @freespirit-51 @marialikescherries

PLAY MUSIC

Holding her felt wrong in the most damned way possible but it also felt like heaven, if there ever was one. His hands travelled down her shape, taking in every single detail, kissing her in places that he didn’t think he’d ever see. Places that he never thought, she’d allow him. She was a maze to him, searching for a way out but she had him wrapped around her finger, wrapped around her body.

Her fingers dug on his back while he moved over her, leaving his mark in her skin and inside her. He couldn’t help but laugh in when he heard her slight moans. When she called his name repeatedly. When she cursed and held on his arm like she was holding on for dear life. His laugh would die out every time she took control, her lips leaving an invisible mark anywhere and everywhere.

They laid next to each other, as naked as they ever would be. She’d play with his fingers, tapping them and counting them. She didn’t say anything when they were done, she didn’t even look him in the eye, didn’t try to make a moment. He didn’t either. What could he say that would be enough to explain what he was laughing when he didn’t even know what he was feeling. It was all a chaos in his mind, was fucking her just a way to get her on his side. Was it anger? Pure jealousy? Was it real? He watched her fingers while she moved them in between his, interlocking with each other in just another way for the night. Her head on his chest, hearing his heartbeat, listening to every single part of himself, right after she had seen every single part of himself too. Suddenly she moved away, turning her back on him, and sleeping on her side of the bed. He laid on the side, lifting his body enough just to be able to look at the right side of her face.

“You, ok?” he asked. First time either of them spoke ever since the ended in the same bed. He kissed her ear, her shoulder, her arm, her elbow. His arm hovering over her, but waiting for her to respond before he put it around her. She nodded.

“Yeah, I’m fine.” She took his hand herself, holding it up to her lips. He moved closer, taking his place as the big spoon. He nuzzled in the back of her neck, kissing it too. She wasn’t fine, but neither was he because he had never been more confused in his life. Is this what they called hate fuck? It didn’t feel like it because he cared about this woman even if he didn’t know how to show it.

She fell asleep right there, in his arms. He couldn’t sleep. He heard something getting knocked over, jumped in the bed. Taylor moved slightly, but didn’t wake up. He could see something moving I the dark, something like a tiny ghost, but then it turned, two glowing eyes making a difference in the darkness. Luna threw another pen from the desk. Taylor moving again slightly. He got up, walking over to the cat. He laughed

“You must be Luna”

Meow.

“Sh. Your mama is sleeping. Tranquilles”

Luna seemed to be listening to him, she sat tall, curling her tail under her tiny body. Then she meowed again like she was asking for something, He smiled. “You must be hungry. Does she ever feed you?” he asked, laughing. He reached for the light on the desk, opening it. He could see Luna better now, she was pretty cat, looked as dangerous and sweet as her mother. He smiled at the comparison. Luna got of the desk, uncovering the file she was sitting on. It was a white one, labelled as “PSG PLAYER REPORTS”. Next to it was Taylor’s notebook that she always had with her. The urge to know what’s inside came back.

I shouldn’t. he thought. Looked over at taylor that was still sleeping. He should have gone back to her and sleep. He should have never gotten up from the bed. He glanced at the desk, stroked the notebook with his finger, opening it only for a second before letting it close again. He shook his head. “no” he whispered. Then looked at the white folder. Was he in there too? He had just seen everything most personal to her, he was allowed to take a peak at piece of paper, right? Especially if that piece of paper was about him.

He sat on her chair, stared at the notebook and the folder. He bit on his lips. Expecting her to wake up anytime now and yell at him for even thinking about it but she never woke up and he felt like he had too. He looked at the notebook first, her notes were so confusing, her handwriting so messy he could barely get anything out of it. He went back to the first page; her name was written on the label. Her full name.

Taylor J. Wilock.

“TJ Wilock” that’s what Bellingham called her “She was on the under 8 team in Birmingham city. Lost touch after she was picked out by Chelsea.” Kylian’s wheels started turning “Yeah, she was the best they had in woman’s team. Almost joined national as well-“ he closed his eyes.

“He was a great a player…life happened and he had to let go of the sport.” those were her words when she was asked about JW playing.

Kylian could feel his stomach twisting. He looked at the folder next to him, opened it without thinking twice, meanwhile he thought about the things Jude had told him.

“She had an accident on the field. A heart attack— she stopped playing after it. She was diagnosed with a heart condition. It was a shame, they loved her.” Jude’s voice echoed in his mind.

Then Taylor’s voice: “He had to find a different way to get involved”

“You’ve made me watch it repeatedly for your stupid articles” that was Trish. “Have to say she is very unfair with you.”

He searched for his report, it was a bad one. Talking about how he needed a break immediately, he was threat for the team. It was brutal. He scoffed. Her writing on the report- he recognized it all too well. Same expressions, same stats.

“The golden boy” how many times had she called him that? The same nickname was on one of JW’s articles. The same use of vocabulary.

He remembered the first day he saw her, how she jumped in the conversation, introducing herself. “I’m the assistant.” She said to him. But she never looked just like as an assistant.

“You were right”

“About what?”

“Me.”

That’s what she said to him. He remembered the day that happened, same day Neymar was sad about his article. He wanted to throw up. Wake her up and fight. But she was never straightforward with him so why would he be with her? He sat up, rubbing his face. Sweating.

“Who is she?” he asked Marquinhos. And perhaps a part of him already knew by then but just wouldn’t process it until now. And now it hurt more than it would have hurt in any other day, any other time. Cause there was only one answer to his question.

She was JW.

BUAHAHAHAHAHA A SUPRISE CHAPTER???? enjoy the chaos. Don't know when I'll update again, have fun i guess🥲😂 I'm genuinely enjoying this. Because i know exactly what's gonna happen and you don't 👀👀 can't wait for everyone that read the first part to wake up. Chapter 7 is gonna be FUNNNNNNNN. I'm gonna go die in my bed now. Wake up in a week.

Next chapter »

#mbappe imagines #kylian mbappe #mbappé #mbappe x reader #mbappe #mbappe x oc #football writing #football imagine #football requests

[validwarriorcatsnames]

While this isn’t my cat (couldn’t keep her due to housing circumstances), I still think about her often. My roommate and I found her by the dumpster at our local Taco Bell. She came right up to the car while we were in the drive thru and was meowing so incessantly that we simply had to open the door and let her in. We named her Chalupa :) But I think she deserves a warrior name, if you’re willing to give one. She’s since been adopted btw! I do still wish I could’ve kept her though… Such a sweet and friendly little thing 💛

Oh my gosh I am in love with her markings, I'm so glad this little chalupa found a home. I'm very tempted to say Crunchwrap but I feel like I've given that out already pretty recently... I'll give her the old classic Mountaindew. For she is Baja Blasted

#submission

[hauntingmesostunningly]

marvel headcanons

weirdly specific headcanons for my favorite characters,

some traits may not align with canon or popular fan opinions. these are just my opinions, to each their own !!

!! TW: s/h , ptsd , disability , neurodivergence , anxiety , depression , alcohol

Gwen Stacy :

lesbian + non-binary

she/they

has a secret spider-girlfriend

obsessed with pop-tarts and tries them in every universe

spends her free time at the animal shelter petting dogs, the workers from many universes know her since they come by so often, and they always welcome her.

won’t admit it but secretly wants to be an english teacher when she grows up

Peter Parker :

trans ftm + bisexual

he/him

his parents are rich lawyers who travel a lot, so he’s always lived with his Aunt, May. doesn’t have contact with his birth parents

has social anxiety and a severe anxiety disorder

has a soft spot for dalmations

in the process of filing for a psychiatric service dog for his panic attacks

has adhd

Wanda Maximoff :

bisexual with a female preference

has a wife !!!

massive swiftie

has two twins and an adopted daughter

disability mom, billy has angelman syndrome and tommy has autism and epilepsy

in therapy to work on her trauma trigger responses ie. controllingness

has suffered with severe depression

loves loves loves dogs (has two goldendoodles, snowflake and rocky)

Yelena Belova :

queer woman

convert jew, found herself in the religion and found a community through a support group for, and run by, woman in her synagogue.

absolutely in love with Kate Bishop

very protective over kate and shows her off to everyone

has a ptsd service dog named sasha, who helps with her flashbacks

has struggled with s/h, but is in therapy and getting better

has a very sexual relationship with kate and everyone in the compound steers clear of the hallway where kate and yelena’s rooms are

Kate Bishop :

pansexual + demigirl

madly in love with Yelena Belova

super innocent but would do unholy things for her girlfriend

hates all dogs. except her dog, pizza-dog-lucky. lucky is different.

slight mommy issues

bottom asf , and a massive brat

super snarky but easily gets her feelings hurt

was homeschooled her whole life, and she never lost that childish energy

thinks her girlfriend’s protectiveness is cute, but loves to push against it to see yelena get all hot and bothered

always spends the holiday season with clint’s family (partially bec she loves them and partially to save on heating bills in the colder months)

spam posts every detail of her life on insta stories + makes mini-vlog reels 24/7

Natasha Romanoff :

demiromantic + unlabeled

hates labels, she likes who she likes end of story.

has a massive soft spot for cats, and has 3 of her own, Tumeric, Spots, and Dart.

has a massive unrequited crush on wanda

she’s labeled as the “bed-hopper” by her friends for her string of serial hookups after she left the redroom, but she wants nothing more than to settle down with a wife and even more cats.

top

big mommy issues and that usually comes across in her relationships, as she seeks out (sometimes older) people with nurturing qualities.

battled alcoholism during the dark days in the blip from losing her sister, but she has an amazing therapist and is now sober

Kamala Khan :

bisexual

she/they

really into tarot

best friends with America Chaves and has a small gay crush on her

constantly gets in trouble with teachers for being too loud and talking in class

has inattentive adhd and always forgets to take her meds

has a very popular carol danvers x fem reader fanfic on A03 that she hides from her parents but she always neglects her homework to make sure she updates regularly for her readers

loves tacos

has sensory issues and gets sensory overload breakdowns due to sound and this can trigger her powers to go haywire while she’s overstimulated

her family puts a lot of pressure on marriage but she just wants to live in a house with america and spend the rest of their lives together reading fanfic and rewatching avengers movies

she kissed america once and they never talked about it again, though they both have hinted at wanting to do it again.

#kamala khan #gwen stacy #marvel headcanons #spider gwen #ms marvel #doctor strange in the multiverse of madness #scarlet witch #wanda maximoff #peter parker #spiderman #trans spiderman #natasha romanoff #black widow #yelena belova #hawkeye #kate bishop #i actually made this wtf #part two will happen eventually

[chomesuke]

the creature herself

#animals / #cat shaped taco isn't a name it's just what my sibling says she is

[lettermanjack]

Welcome back to some more 2am II headcannons with Letter (the slightly more angsty addition!) (Not all of these are sad just a good portion of em are lol.) (These are my personal headcannons, if you don't vibe with em that's fine just lemme be angsty in peace/lh)

- Mephone has undiagnosed Autism and Alexithymia. (because even robots can have a little yippee in em dagnabbit/j/lh) As a child Mephone watched how reality TV show hosts acted, saw how many people loved them online, then shaped his personality around that. (Y'know that sarcastic and sometimes rude Mephone) After the show ended Mephone found himself at a loss on how to act considering he now lives with all of his contestants and acting like a TV host with no show to host doesn't rly work. Safe to say Mephone has had identity crisis after identity crisis over that. He's slowly getting better at it tho and is learning how to unmask around people he trusts (mainly OJ, Test Tube, and Bot)

- Trophy and Mephone are both undiagnosed autism buddies :] (RotaryGold propaganda-/j)

- During her alliance with Taco, Mic unfortunately became very used to bottling up her emotions and not communicating what's wrong. Mic naturally posseses a lot of empathy and feels her emotions very strongly. All this repression definitely tanked her emotional stability a bit. She'll subconsciously bury her emotions until they become overwhelming, which can happen quite easily. Knife is extremely familiar with this type of behavior and is working on helping her unlearn it. Pickle may not be as experienced as Knife is, but he'll always be there if she needs a good cry.

- Cheesy grew up in the foster care system for around 5 years or so before getting adopted when he was around 12-13. Despite getting adopted, he never really felt truly "at home" until he started living at Hotel OJ. He loves his parents, but the hotel is and always will be his true home. Trophy and Tissues make him feel safe and secure, a feeling he hasn't felt for most of his childhood. He loves them dearly :]

- Tissues has a deaf therapy cat named Casper. She is, however, affectionately nicknamed "Achoo" by Trophy and Cheesy. She is an all white Turkish Angora who was born deaf and screams to remind Tissues to take his medicine and also to feed her lol. She is very spoiled and the entire hotel loves her to bits.

Aight time to slep NSNDNNF

#object shows #object show community #inanimate insanity #ii mephone4 #ii trophy #ii humanized #ii knife #ii pickle #ii microknife #ii microphone #ii knickle #ii knicropick #ii limegold jokes #ii taco #ii oj #ii orange juice #ii test tube #ii bot #headcanon #letterman's rambling #ii tissues #ii cheesy

[cutepastelstarsalior]

Silly spiderverse headcanons

Gwen has a WIDE range of music. Something it’s alternative rock, sometimes it HipHop, sometimes it’s a generic pop songs.

Gwen likes listening to rock bands the most becomes she try’s to replicate the drummer’s speed or style. Or something listen to emotional screaming help her deal with all of her issues™️

Gwen and hobbie like to listen to each others music taste. Since cds came out in the 1980, someone gives Hobie one and he loves it. He learns how to burn music onto it

he and Gwen make each other playlist and cds.

They also make playlist for their friends. (They both gift givers)

Gwen picked her name after her favorite tv character

Autistic Gwen!!! Adhd Miles and Pavtir!!!

The Spider Gang™️ have friendship kandi bracelets.

Peni is Lesbian, Miles, Gwen, and Pavtir are bisexual, Noir is gay, Margo is Demi-aromantic, and hobie is aromantic + gay.

Gwen, Pav, and Hobie are all trans.

Miles has bad anxiety

Once Miles tells his family he’s Spider-Man, his mom immediately teaches him first aid, just in case.

Pavtir is naturally happy and energetic. But kind of hate it when other thinks he’s faking it or being native

Margo favorite food is steak tacos and she like binge eating anime

Margo comes from a big family and is the middle child

Peni favorite food is ramen and she tried to teach the others how to make it

Peni favorite anime in Ergo Proxy

Gwen has a special interest in penguins and she loves to see them at the zoo.

Gwen collects penguins and cute plushies

Noir also like penguins, E-42 miles like pumas, Pavtir like giraffes, Miles likes sea lions. Margo likes tigers, and Hobie likes pandas.

E-42 Miles (Gonzola) and Miles have a sibling “twin” bond

Every time they’re online the 2 like to spam each other kaomoji

both roleplay with each other

Adult headcanon

Miguel is trans, Jessica is pansexual, Peter is polygamous bi, and MJ is omnisexual polygamous

Miguel has ocd and self destructive tendencies

Peter has adhd and very bad depression

Jessica being a new mother gets a bit nervous leaving her baby at home with her husband, but she won’t dare bring her kid to HQ

She ends up bring her baby to HQ

Both Jessica and Peter talk to each other about being first time parents + child having spider powers. They both fins it helpful

Jess’s baby and Mayday grow up to be childhood friends :)

Ben Ridley and Superior Spider-Man have lot of philosophical debates…that sometimes leads into physical fights

Miguel like flan (strawberry specifically) since his mom taught him and that like the only positive moment the two had.

When Miguel was 13 his mom bought Gabriel a cat even thought Miguel was allergic

When Miguel was 8 and Gabe was 6, Gabe help Miguel picked out his name

Lyla like to dress up in different outfit because it help tricks humans into believing she not a computer and thus they tell her their emotional problems

She also like old fashion she thinks it’s fun she and Margo bond over it

Lyla he,so Miguel with his anger issues and ocd

The HQ has really good medical program and free healthcare

The HQ also has a way to make money for different dimensions.

#my thoughts #fandom #atsv #spiderverse #miles molares #gwen stacy #pavtir prabhakar #hobie brown #peni parker #peter parker #jessica drew #miguel o'hara #margo kess #across the spiderverse #spiderverse headcanon #my headcanons #long post #lgbt headcanons

[lotties-ashwagandha]

THE YELLOWJACKETS AS PET OWNERS

SHAUNA!

HATES dogs.

definitely has a cat that she tells all the drama

if she’s pissed at jeff she will find her cat and tell him about it

the cat is probably named something stupid tho like taco truck or snickers or billy

but he gets ALL the drama

and he gets a bunch of toys and a fancy bed

he’s more spoiled than callie

shauna will get drunk on wine while the cat gets high on catnip and she calls it a family bonding night

LOTTIE!

major dog person but she loves all animals

definitely has a dog she named after some ancient philosopher or some shit

will get another dog too just to name it after another philosopher she likes

“this is my chihuahua socrates and my basset hound alan watts”

takes the dogs w her everywhere

they have beds in every room of the wellness center plus a special spot in the barn w bruce

she can’t sleep unless socrates and alan watts are in bed w her at night

TAISSA!

um

i uh

so here’s the thing

um

yeah so actually ..?

😁🥲😅🥸🥳

VAN!

dog person and hamster person

wait no actually not dogs after the wolf incident sorry van i forgot abt that </3

anyway

she probs has a hamster

her name is mary poppins

she lets her run around in her little ball around the store

calls her her little helper

NATALIE!

probably has some scary ass dog she doesn’t know how to handle

like a damn doberman or cane corso or pitbull or smthn

makes a tiktok page for her dog

buys her dog birthday cakes on random occasions

will just buy a bag of food and leave the bag open for the dog and doesn’t bother putting food in the bowl

MISTY!

we already know girl pampers caligula

i can see them having movie nights together and caligula’s fav movie is mamma mia

the two of them having wine and a cheese tray

misty trying to teach caligula different languages

misty letting caligula terrorize and torture all her hostages

#yellowjackets #lottie matthews #natalie scatorccio #misty quigley #shauna sadecki #taissa turner #van palmer

[simpforrooster]

Hey I’ve been feeling bummed out recently and was wondering if u could write a fic where reader is feeling really down and low and rooster comforts them? Plsss

you're valid.

Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw x Reader

summary: reader is feeling down, and rooster offers some much needed comfort.

a/n: here you go anon! I hope you start to feel better :3

Things have been rough to say the least.

You've refused to get out of bed for the past week, much preferring to snuggle up with your cat than face the existential crisis plaguing your mind.

It's so hard to see those around you seemingly achieve the things you suppose you should be too.

Getting engaged, getting married, having kids. Or getting promotions at work.

It just felt like you were on a different timeline.

You phone buzzes beneath your blankets, causing your cat to jump into the air. Freeing the phone from its confines, you take in the name.

Rooster 19

Letting out a sigh at the number of texts you've ignored, you shove the phone back into its comfy prison.

It's not that you don't want to talk this out with him, Rooster is the best listener. You just don't want to worry him with this trivial problem. Not when he's a legit fighter pilot living his dream.

He just wouldn't understand.

You allow yourself to fall into a deep nap, pulling your cat close to your chest, letting her purrs calm you.

~

You awake with a start at the sound of something coming from your kitchen.

"Fuck," you hear a deep voice curse. You'd know that voice from anywhere. Peering around the corner, Rooster clumsily moves around your kitchen. He pulls out a sheet pan from the cabinet and starts placing cookie dough on it.

Then he moves toward the stove, stirring whatever was in the pot before sliding the tray of cookies into the over.

Your heart grows thirteen sizes at your boyfriend's ministrations. You giggle as you take in your huge fighter pilot wearing a corgi covered apron, attempting to keep his plain black t-shirt clean.

His head whips in your direction at the sound of your laughter. He fixes you with a smirk and saunters over. Your heart picks up it's pace as he stalks toward you. Craning your face up toward him, you allow him to place a sweet kiss on your lips.

Rooster's hands slowly slide around your waist and he pulls you toward him. "Talk to me, baby," he murmurs in your ear, causing you to melt on the spot.

"It's nothing, Roos," you say.

Rooster pulls you toward the stove, picking you up and placing you on the counter so he can watch what looks like taco soup simmering.

"It's not nothing. Not when I can't get a text back from you." He sets his spoon down and looks at you with a fist in his hip. As he stares you down, everything falls out.

You tell him of your fears. Of your insecurities. Tears stain your cheeks as you finish, chocking on a sob. The soup forgotten, Rooster pulls you back into his arms, leaving you on the counter so he can look into your eyes.

"Baby, why haven't you brought this up? You don't need to suffer on your own. I'm your boyfriend."

You shrug. "It just seemed so trivial when you are living your best life."

Frustration crosses his eyes. "Nothing about you or what you go through is trivial. You are valid, baby. Your feelings are valid. Promise me you'll tell me next time you are hurting."

Tears fall harder at the man in front of you. How could you think he wouldn't care about any of this? This man loves you.

"I promise, Bradley," you murmur. His lip quirks up at the mention of his name.

"I love you, y/n," he says before placing a kiss onto your forehead. The simple gesture fills you with enough gusto that you push him out of the way from the cooking and take over.

Rooster lets out a sigh of relief, allowing you to fix everything he messed up food wise.

"I don't know what I would do with out you, babygirl."

"Likewise, Roos," you answer with a kiss on his cheek.

masterlist

#top gun imagine #top gun fanfiction #top gun maverick #topgun #rooster fluff #rooster x reader #rooster fanfic #rooster top gun #rooster #bradleybradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #bradley bradshaw x y/n #bradley x reader #bradley bradshaw #bradley bradshaw x oc #bradley bradshaw x female reader #bradley bradshaw fanfiction #topgun imagine #bradley bradshaw imagine #rooster x you

[starkstruck27]

I headcanon that today (June 14th, but I might not get it posted by midnight because time management is not my strong suit lol) is Steve's birthday, and we just had a book signing at the bookstore I work at tonight, so I was inspired to write this. It's modern day, and slightly aged up characters, but not by much. Enjoy!

Steve couldn't believe his luck. It was his birthday, and it seemed like everything was going just right today. First, he woke up before his alarm and actually felt energized, then Robin had promised to take him out wherever he wanted to go later on (even volunteering to drive so she could show off her new license and car), then his favorite coffee place gave him a discount and a free pastry since it was his birthday, and to cap it all off, he had gotten back a test from one of his most difficult classes, and he'd passed it with flying colors. All in all, it was a good day. But then, he saw a sign outside the campus bookstore, and it went from good to great.

The sign was advertising a book signing with a local author, who just so happened to be Steve's favorite author of all time. The guy's name was Ronnie Fitconi, a mysterious man who never had his picture in any of his books. He didn't write much about himself in the little "about the author" section of his books either, the only things he said was that he was 23, just a year younger than Steve was, he lived somewhere in Indianapolis, he preferred tea over coffee, he loved the beach, he was a cat person, and he was gay (which was pretty apparent from the books he wrote, but whatever).

The book that he was promoting with the signing was his fourth, pretty impressive for a guy so young, but Tik Tok had managed to make him blow up practically overnight. That and how secretive the guy was. Seriously, if you looked the guy up on Google, it was like he didn't even exist. There were no pictures of him, and no record of him except that he was a writer that blew up after his first book was released three years ago. This was the first book signing he had ever done, and it was only to the local college bookstore and a few others in the area, but all were small, and none were at big chain stores, only locally owned.

As soon as Steve saw the sign, he took a picture of it, then immediately called Robin as he rushed back to his car.

"Dingus!" She answered, her smile evident in her voice, "Happy Birthday! What's up, buttercup?"

"Hi, Robbie. Thanks for that. But also, you know how you said you'd take me to do anything I wanted tonight for my birthday?" He asked, practically vibrating out of his skin.

"Yeah. Did you finally decide what you want to do?" She asked.

"Yes, and I know it's probably not going to be the rip-roaring time you were planning, but just hear me out, okay?" He said, "How would you like to come with me to meet Ronnie Fitconi?"

"That author you like?" She asked, "Yeah, of course! I told you, anything you want to do, I'm down. So, what's the plan? Are we breaking into his house?"

"What? No! You are seriously so weird. He's doing a book signing at the campus bookstore, I was gonna bring my books and buy his new one and then I get to meet him and get his autograph! No breaking and entering required."

"Well, that's a lot less fun, but I'll be there. What time does it start?" Robin asked.

"6:30 tonight," Steve replied.

"Let's get there at 6:00, we don't want to have to wait forever, so it'd probably be better to get there early."

"Good thinking. In the meantime, we have a couple of hours, and my classes just ended for the day. Will you meet me for dinner and help me pick out what to wear so I don't look like a total idiot?" Steve asked, already heading towards his dorm.

"Of course. I'll bring tacos. I'll be there in ten."

With that, Robin hung up the phone, and Steve drove off towards his place. As soon as he got there, he went to his desk to get his copies of Ronnie's first three books. Steve would probably never admit to liking them as much as he did to anyone but Robin, because the guy wrote only romance novels, but he really did love them. He didn't read much, and when Ronnie's debut novel came out, he didn't have much interest in that, either. But then he read the second book when it came out, and he was hooked. He read the third one when it came out and only got further hooked, and finally he buckled and read the first one, too. He hadn't expected to like it, but he found that he couldn't put it down, and now that another one was coming out, he couldn't wait to read it, too.

The first book the guy had written was called "Kings of the Lost World", and it was a dystopian sci-fi romance. It was about a young man who thought he was king of all he saw, but just as he's settling into the position, the apocalypse hits. The king gets taken down a peg, having to team up with the same guy who had been in his position before, but got kicked off his throne before the new king had taken over, but now, they have to learn to lean on each other to survive. They have a rocky start at first, but eventually, it turns out that they fall in love, and they manage to find a place where they are safe and get to live out the rest of their lives in happiness. Steve honestly didn't think he'd like the book, since he typically hated both sci-fi and dystopian, but he ended up loving the book when he finally read it. It almost reminded him of when he was in high school, when Billy Hargrove came and kicked him off his throne for good, all except for the romance bit.

The second book the guy had published and the one that had gotten Steve hooked on the guy's writing was probably his saddest one, called "Blood of the Innocent". It was a noir thriller set in the 1920s, about a gay man who sang in speakeasies as a drag queen who got accused of murdering a bunch of young men that went to the clubs he sang at. The detective in the story, who was closeted himself, fell in love with the guy while trying to clear his name and solve the case, but after they'd started their affair, they were found out. This book didn't end up as happily as the first, with the two of them being able to run away together, rather they were both killed for their relationship and the original case was mostly forgotten about and covered up, only to go cold and remain unsolved. When Steve read it, he could not put it down, and when he got to the ending, he would be lying if he said he hadn't flat-out bawled over it. He had finished it around two in the morning one night, and Robin was not exactly happy about having to wake up to his call at that time to listen to him rant to her about it, but she read the book later at his insistence, and she soon forgave him once she got to the end.

The third book the guys wrote was called "Don't Fence Me In", and was a cute, sweet, rom-com kind of book about two young men who worked together on a horse ranch. The one man had lived there his whole life and who's father owned the place, but was getting too old to run it, so they hired a farmhand. That's where the other man came in, a handsome guy from out of town who had just been looking for work anywhere, and who the first guy thought was much too prissy and posh for the kind of manual labor that was expected of him. He had come from the city and was the son of a rich businesswoman, so why he wanted to run from that cushy lifestyle just to work on a rinky-dink ranch, the first guy didn't know, but he teased him about it relentlessly. But where he expected the guy to get offended and ditch his position, the other guy just took it lightly and met it with laughter, until they became friends, and eventually, even more than that. At the end of the book, the first guy's father, who, once he found out about the relationship supported it 100%, gave up ownership of the ranch to his son and his boyfriend, and the two were married on their land with the help of a fat check from the second guy's mother, who also supported them completely. Steve had gushed so hard over the book that when he was reading it, he found himself lying on his stomach with his legs kicked up and a permanent smile on his face as he twirled his hair. It was probably his favorite of all three books.

And now, as he held each book in his hands and placed them in his favorite tote bag to take with him to the signing event, he couldn't help but wonder what the next book might be about. That was another reason he loved this author so much, he always kept you guessing on what he might do next. Most authors picked one or two genres and stuck to them, but this guy was all over the place. And yet, everything he wrote was absolutely amazing, and had Steve captivated within a few pages. He could not wait to see where things would go this time.

After a few minutes of thinking about it, he heard a knock on his door, and he knew Robin was there. He went to let her in and immediately, the two of them set up the tacos on his desk and ate while Steve threw practically every piece of clothing he owned around his room, trying to find the perfect outfit. There was still an hour and a half before they had to be at the bookstore, but Steve refused to leave the apartment until he knew he looked perfect.

"Seriously, is it really that big a deal? I mean, you're gonna see him for like, five minutes. If that. You don't have to be in a tux or anything for that," Robin said as Steve continued to fret over whether he should wear his blue sweater or his green button-down as if the fate of the world depended on it.

"Yes, Robin, it is that big a deal! I don't want to look like an idiot! I'm already gonna look like a creep because of how much I love his books, and if I blank on him and say something stupid or can't speak at all, I want to at least look my best so he can't gossip about that to people, too!" Steve said, finally deciding on the sweater, but then having a whole new meltdown over which pants would go best with it.

"Okay, point taken, but also, you're selling yourself short. I'm sure he won't think you're an idiot, and he'll probably be flattered that you like his books so much. I mean, he wrote them for people to read and enjoy, right? And if you freeze up, I'll be right there with you to bring you out of it, so you really don't have anything to worry about. And go with the brown pants, the gray ones don't look right." She said, finally deciding to be helpful.

"Okay, I guess you're right. Now, which shoes should I go with? Dress shoes would probably be too formal, right?" He asked, holding his selections up to himself in the mirror.

"Yeah, just wear your converse or vans. We might still get stuck in line since this guy is so popular, so you should wear something comfortable. And wear your white dress shirt under your sweater so that the collar and cuffs stick out. It'll give you that cute academia look with your glasses and make it less weird to think of you as a bookworm." Robin said, helping him pick out the final few things and then leaving to give him privacy as he changed. Not that he needed it, they've both changed in front of each other countless times, but still. She also had a surprise for him, and she needed an excuse to count her cash without him seeing.

Finally, he was finished, and after he was finally satisfied with his hair, they put the leftover tacos in the fridge and Steve grabbed his books. They hopped in Robin's car, and got to the bookstore right at 6:00, ready to go inside with the others already on their way. The bookstore employees were apparently already checking people in, so Steve was anxious to get in there and get a good spot in line, but before he could jump out of the car (and his skin), Robin grabbed his arm.

"Wait, you're missing a few final things," she said, rummaging around in her little backpack that had the little video game character Kirby all over it.

"What?" Steve asked, his heart beating hard enough already. What could he have forgotten? Was his breath bad after the tacos? Did he have something on his face or in his teeth? Had his hair gone flat?

"One, a breath mint, just in case," she said, opening her pack of Altoids and giving him one. "Two, your inhaler, also just in case. We don't need you hyperventilating in front of your hero. Three, some lip gloss, just like back in our scoops days to really complete the look and make you just that much cuter."

She handed him a tube of her favorite lip gloss, strawberry banana flavored, the same kind she used to lend him way back when that made his lips pink and full. He slathered on a layer and handed it back to her, then popped the breath mint and slipped his inhaler into his pants pocket, fixing his hair and taking one last deep breath before turning to her and smiling nervously.

"You think I have everything?" He asked.

"Almost," she said, "You still need one more thing."

With that, she reached into her bag again and pulled out her wallet, handing him forty dollars in cash with a big smile on her face. Steve stared at the money, dumbfounded, trying to hand it back on instinct.

"No, keep it. You need it if you want to get his new book. Besides, it's your birthday present. You don't get to argue, I'm paying for it. Now let's get inside before they sell out!" Robin said, smiling widely at Steve's confused spluttering.

"Robin, you don't have to pay for me. Thank you, but you really don't-"

"Shut up your face, Dingus! I want to. Besides, like I said, it's your birthday present. Now, let's go, for real. We don't want to be the last ones in line, do we?"

Finally, Steve relented, climbing out of the car and meeting Robin at the front of it to give her the tightest hug he could muster before they walked in. They may be strictly platonic, but Steve loved her more than he ever loved anyone before, and he had to make sure she knew that.

Finally, they walked into the bookstore, where they were greeted by an overly chipper employee who already looked tired, and the event hadn't even started yet.

"Hi! Are you guys here for the book signing?" She asked, her customer service smile and attitude something the two of them were all too familiar with.

"Yeah, we are," Robin said, grinning widely at her.

"Great! Do you have your tickets already or do you need to purchase a copy of the book now?" the employee asked, covering her mouth against a yawn.

"No, we need to buy a copy," Steve said, holding tightly on his tote bag straps.

"Okay, that's perfectly fine. Just go on up to the front registers, Gigi will be there to help you out, and then just keep your receipt and you can jump in line. Have fun!" The employee smiled, then greeted the next people that came in behind them.

Steve and Robin went to the counter and did as instructed, asking the girl there for a copy of the book and paying for it before getting in line and waiting for it to start moving. As they did, Steve was practically on pins and needles, and Robin took the opportunity to examine the cover of the new book. It was called "Court of Royal Rivalries", and the pun was evident when you saw the cover. It was two boys playing basketball, one a brunet in a green and white jersey and the other a blond with not shirt on, just green shorts.

"Hey Dingus, can I see your book for a second?" Robin asked, and Steve handed it over.

"Sure, why?" He asked.

"I just want to read the back and see what it's about," Robin said, flipping it over.

"Ooh, read it out loud, I want to know, too." Steve encouraged, and Robin began to read.

"Seth Haner is the king of his high school, with everything his heart would desire. He's got money, he's got looks, he's got charm, and most of all, he's got his peers groveling at his feet for even a scrap of his attention. But after having been dumped by his girlfriend Natalie seemingly out of nowhere, he realizes that what he really wants, a love that will last, is the one thing he doesn't have. Enter Ben Holden, a new student transferring into the sleepy rural town from California. Suddenly, Ben is the hottest commodity in the school, easily dethroning Seth and taking over his court. Seth can't stand the guy, and is dreading it when he finds out that they'll be playing basketball together, the one things Seth has left after losing practically everything. Ben is a monster on the court, and Seth feels like he's losing basketball, too, when the coach tells them to work out their differences or they'll both be nixed from the team. Can Seth and Ben put aside their differences to find their similarities? Or will the blood of the two kings be spilled as they fight for the crown on the court?"

Steve stared at her as she finished reading the blurb, his jaw hanging open as she finished.

"Okay," he said, debating whether or not he needed to use his inhaler, "Either this is one hell of a coincidence or... Well, no, that has to be it! That's so fucking weird."

"I know! I mean, that's like your high school career in a nutshell. And look at the cover! I'm willing to bet my life that the brunet one is Seth and the blond is Ben, because this is too fucking uncanny. That is the creepiest shit ever. It's like a glitch in the matrix or something!" Robin agreed, handing the book back to Steve.

"Wait a second, hang on, I want to see something," he said, pulling out the other three books from his bag as the line began to move. He flipped them each open to the title pages, and Robin watched as he found what he was looking for.

"Okay, wait, look at this," he said, showing her the first one, "This book is dedicated to his sister, apparently, who 'taught him what it was like to live through the end of the world'. Then this one," he opened the second book to the same page, "This one is dedicated to his mom, who 'kept him safe until things got hard and then left him to the wolves'. And this one," he opened the third one, "is dedicated to his father, who 'should have supported him like Mr. Montgomery supported River'. So I wonder..." Steve said, then opened up the fourth book, and his heart nearly stopped when he read the dedication.

"What does it say?!" Robin insisted. They were only a few people away from meeting the guy, but Steve felt like he knew him already, and it only raised more questions that he couldn't figure out the answers to as he handed the book to Robin to read for herself.

The dedication read, "To my Pretty Boy. You know who you are. This is the way I wish our story ended up. I'm sorry."

Robin finished reading it and her eyes went wide as she looked up at Steve, the both of them utterly baffled. This was just impossible. Neither of them could believe it, and neither of them knew what to say. They were both trying to come up with some way to explain it, but before they could, another bookstore employee, a man about their age with dark hair down to his shoulders, ushered them through the backdrop screens that were set up to keep the interactions private and told them to have fun.

Steve and Robin didn't know if it was more or less confusing when they stepped up to the table and saw none other than Billy Hargrove sitting in front of them, a sharpie in his hand and his blond hair tied up into a knot on top of his head. He had a slight beard now and more tattoos now than back in high school, in fact, he had a whole sleeve on one arm and a few standalone ones on his other arm. He was wearing a short sleeve button up, but unlike back in school, all the buttons were done up, except for the top two, exposing the pendant he still wore and just a sliver of his still golden skin. His eyes were still the same sparkling blue, but they were partially hidden behind a pair of round brown glasses. He still wore his dagger earring, but he had a few more piercings up around the shell of his ear and a stud in his nose now, too. Overall, he looked fantastic, he took Steve's breath away, but he was still completely floored that he was sitting there in front of them.

"Hi, how are yo-" Billy said, finally looking up at them and seeming to choke on the words, literally. He began to cough as his face went red, and the manager of the bookstore ran to get him a bottle of water while another employee, the dark haired man, came over to make sure everything was okay.

"Yeah, yeah, everything's fine, thanks," Billy said, waving the man off, "Just wasn't expecting to see any familiar faces today."

The manager finally returned with the water, and Billy drank it, and once he caught his breath, he finally seemed to get himself collected. At least, collected enough to turn on his charm and start acting like he hadn't just choked at the sight of two blasts from his past.

"Well well well, Steve Harrington and Robin Buckley. I never expected to see you two around here. How've you been?" He asked, motioning for Steve's books and readying his sharpie.

"Um, fine, I guess?" Robin said, "Wow, sorry, it's just a trip seeing you here. I honestly thought you were dead or something."

"Aw, I wish!" Billy joked, smiling as Steve finally handed him the books and he began to scribble in them. "But no, seriously, it's a trip to see you guys, too. I never expected to see anyone from Hawkins ever again once I moved out here. I'm not surprised you thought I was dead, I tried to bury my old self. That's why I don't let anyone take pictures and why I write under a pen name. I didn't want to be found."

"Jesus, what, are you on the run?" Robin asked, Steve still speechless beside her.

"No, just living happily by myself for once and not wanting anyone to find out and ruin it for me. I guess you guys know, but the fact that you're here means you're fans, so I don't think I need to worry too much about you posting my yearbook pictures all over Twitter as long as I ask you really nicely." He grinned, and Steve nearly lost his breath all over again.

"Well, Stevie's more of a fan than I am. It's his birthday today, so I told him we could do whatever he wants tonight and since he loves your books we ended up here, but either way, my lips are sealed." Robin said, finally stepping back and pushing Steve forward to make him interact with the other guy.

"Y-yeah, no, I wouldn't tell anyone. I mean, after all you've gone through to make sure no one knows who you really are. Like, I couldn't even find you when I googled your name, and you can find anyone on google." Steve rambled, hoping that Billy couldn't hear his heart beating practically out of his chest.

"I appreciate that," Billy said, his smile big and bright on his face. "So, how've you been, Stevie? I hear you're a huge fan. What did you think of the last one?"

"I-I loved it. 'Fence' is probably my favorite of them, but I love all your books. You're a really talented writer, I never would've thought- Wait, no, that came out wrong! Jeez, I hope I didn't offend you, I just meant that you always seemed more street smart than book smart- shit, I didn't mean that either, I just meant- Oh, hell," Steve stammered, his face going as red as Robin's t-shirt, "This is coming out all wrong, I didn't mean that, I hope I didn't just piss you off, because I really do like your books and I'm just nervous cuz it's you and you're like, the last person I expected to see here signing them. I'm so sorry!"

"Hey, calm down, Stevie Boy. It's fine, I get it. No need to be sorry for anything. And anyway, I'm the one who choked when I first saw you," Billy chuckled, finally finishing writing in the last book and capping his sharpie before he handed them back to Steve to put in his bag. "I'm glad I got to see you guys again. I think I needed some familiarity. It was starting to get a little lonely being a ghost. Hopefully I'll see you again sometime soon."

And with that, he stood up, gave them each a quick hug, and then motioned for the dark haired man to bring in the next group. Steve and Robin left through another set of screens and to the door, the both of them seemingly in a daze until they got to Robin's car.

"Well, that was... certainly something," Robin said, staring straight ahead, just like Steve, both of them still trying to wrap their heads around it.

"You can say that again. I mean, Billy fucking Hargrove? I never would've guessed in a million years." Steve said, his eyes still wide.

"Neither would I." Robin agreed.

"And to make matters worse, he was so fucking hot! Like, that was not fair for the universe to make me look like such an imbecile in from of him!" Steve ranted.

"Okay, it really wasn't that bad, you were just star-struck, I'm sure he gets that all the time. And besides, he looked happy to see us, especially you," Robin replied, then she seemed to remember something, perking up and turning to look at him. "Wait, what did he write in your books? He wrote for a long time, it couldn't have just been his signature."

Steve nodded his agreement and took the books back out of his tote, starting with the first one and flipping it open to the page that Billy had written on.

"What does it say?" Robin asked, trying to lean over to see, but she couldn't read the cursive Billy wrote in.

"It says, 'Pretty Boy, since you're a fan and you already know, here's some more tidbits you might not have guessed about...(1/4)' then his signature." Steve opened the second book, and read on, "This one says, 'First off, my pseudonym is a joke. I always liked the name Ronnie, and Fitconi is an anagram of the word 'Fiction', because it's a fake name. Clever, huh? (2/4)'. Then his signature again." He flipped open the third book, his heart pounding in his ears as he read, "This one says, 'Secondly, and probably most importantly, all my books-'"

Steve cut himself off as his heart got caught in his throat, but he swallowed as he started over, "'Secondly, and probably most importantly, all my books are about you and me, and the way I wish they'd been for us. (3/4)', and his signature again."

"Holy shit!" Robin said, practically lunging at him as she begged him to read the last one.

"And finally, this one says, 'Lastly, I'd like to see you again. Maybe I can elaborate what I mean by all this, because I really want to. Enjoy this book, and even if you don't let me know your thoughts. Don't be giving this out to people, but-'"

Steve cut himself off again and slammed the book's cover shut, his face flushing even worse than before as he hid his face in his hands.

"What?! What did it say?!" Robin demanded, her hands waving around as she got more excited.

"He gave me his fucking number!" Steve practically screamed, pulling his hands away from his face as he looked at her with a weird smile. "Then he wrote happy birthday and signed his name again! Fuck, I don't know whether to scream or to go back in there and kiss him right on the fucking mouth! This is fucking Twilight Zone levels of insanity and I don't know whether to be happy or terrified!"

"Let's go with happy for right now, he wants to see you again! And all his books are about you! That's so cool! And he wants to see you again! This is definitely a win! I think you should call him tomorrow." Robin said, trying to hype Steve up.

"I don't know..." he said, picking at his sweater sleeve, "What if I make a fool of myself again? I wouldn't even know what to talk about with him. I'd just look dumb."

"I highly doubt he would think so. He practically lit up like a light bulb when he saw you!" Robin said.

"He choked on air when he saw me." Steve deadpanned.

"Yeah, but after that, he lit up! And he told you that his books, which are all romances, are about you! Seriously, you should call him. At least once you finish the book, that way if you don't talk about anything else, you can talk about that!" Robin argued, and Steve reluctantly agreed.

He was finished with the book by that time the next day. He loved it, every word, and he knew from the beginning that it was about him, but it was honestly both weird and heart melting to read his own life (albeit with a different outcome) written down on paper. He remembered the dedication in the book, how Billy said that the happy ending he wrote for Seth and Ben was how he wished things had gone for them back in high school, and finally, Steve buckled.

He called Billy.

#steve harrington #billy hargrove #harringrove #billy hargrove x steve harrington #robin buckley #ficlet #robin is the best best friend and she and steve are too cute #i need to write about their friendship more #stranger things