#//he’s so fucking weird I love him!!!!

[murderandcoffee]

protocol is already going heavy on the themes of invasion of privacy and surveillance what with the OIAR getting people’s personal letters, messages, therapy sessions, etc

and then there’s needles, who just said all that shit for free and would say it again

#he’s so fucking weird I LOVE him #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp needles #bs.txt

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright #because he senses something in the room #and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent #hes so fucking funny 😭 #i love him being weird and strange and offputting #‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt #and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business #drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon #the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner. #guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!” #out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality #dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain #“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE #PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!! #my art #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #art #tgcf meme #mxtx #天官赐福 #lmao #hob #heaven official's blessing #the people have spoken...

[bby-deerling]

eat your heart out (law x reader)

my hungry ass could NOT be a heart surgeon :)

wc: 1.3k masterlist

cw: law licks your heart, mild body horror, typical law behavior (he takes your heart out of your chest), pining, yearning, confessions, suggestive content, possessive behavior, law being a freak

tagging: @eelnoise @risenwrites

The last person that Law expected to slip into the room unannounced while he was lounging in his office with his feet up on the desk was you; he was no stranger to your visits, often catching him during times he was hardly working, as if you had a sixth sense for when he was craving some conversation.  However, you usually knocked in a familiar pattern, or at least announced your presence, intent on not startling him.  Whatever you had on your mind today was apparently too imperative and pressing that you had abandoned your usual rituals in favor of speaking to him directly.

“Captain, I wanted to ask you something.” you say, eyes fixed to the floor.  Eye contact was a strong suit for neither of you, but today you were sheepish.  There was a certain comfort shared between the two of you in these private moments as the walls both of you had built up crash and erode underneath the waves of the deep sea.  Today, you’re different—guilt and embarrassment coats your face, but you seem determined to come clean about a certain something that’s been occupying your mind.  His lips curl into a smirk, satisfied that he’d finally caught you in his web after months of patience, careful planning, and pining on his part.

“Go on.” he says.  His tone sounds curt to an outside observer, but you always catch the subtle nuance in his tone that encourages you to continue.

“When you take peoples’ hearts out, do you ever… y’know… get the urge to bite into them?” you ask, face flushed red as you remain unwilling to meet his eyes.  Bewilderment and shock wash over his face—this was not the confession he’d anticipated hearing from you today, but your taste for the morbid and lack of being put off by his ability only endears you more to him.  “It’s just the cube looks like jelly, and it’s just sitting there in the middle like a big chunk of red meat!  Shachi and Penguin laughed at me and said I was weird for even thinking about it but—” you continue, flustered and rambling on before Law stops you with an answer.

“Once or twice.” he says nonchalantly, legs still propped up on his desk as he eyes you from underneath the brim of his hat.  “I’ve thought about it once or twice.”  The tension from your face dissipates at his divulgence; all at once, things are as they should be between you two—calm, comfortable, and collected.  He’s touched by the way you perk up from the validation—from his validation—that you weren’t alone with your thoughts, and that he treated them seriously and without ridicule.

“Wonder what that would feel like…” you think aloud as you flop down on the couch; it’s quiet, almost spoken solely to yourself, but your words stir something deep in the crevices of Law’s soul.  Though your gaze is lazily fixed to the ceiling, the way his stare penetrates you sends a shiver down your spine.  The intensity of Law’s stare was commonplace, but the sensation of being trapped within it was addictive and overwhelming, and draws your heart towards him like the attractive force of a magnet.

“Want to find out?” he asks with a smirk, causing you to snap your head towards him.  Eyes blown wide like a deer in headlights, your lips part but fail to give a response.  “I won’t hurt you.” he says lowly, gently coaxing you to bend to his whims.  Tearing your heart from your chest to toy with was twisted and a bit sick, but the thought of clutching your life between his fingertips was driving him wild—and besides, you were the one who had broached the subject in the first place.  The slightest nod is all he needs to flick his wrist and separate you from the treasure that lays guarded between your ribs.

“So shocked…” he muses, drinking in the expanse of your wonder-blown pupils as you stare at the way your heart beats rhythmically in the palm of his hand, “Surely you’ve seen enough of them by now.” he teases, tearing his eyes from the sight of you to watch the way your heart thumps in his grasp. 

As his tongue dips into the translucent cube and runs across the pumping, bloody flesh, your cheeks burn; the act is pure devotion in the only way Law is capable of.  Though the way his wet tongue swirls along the surface lasts mere moments, it stretches out for an eternity as you memorize each drag of his tongue against your most crucial and precious organ.

Despite being entranced, your heartbeat picks up, so much so that Law’s eyes widen in mild shock until he sees the heat nearly radiating off your body.  He places one last long, teasing lick along the surface of your heart before lightly grazing his teeth across it.  Your thighs unconsciously rub against each other at the sight of him leaving such a permanent mark on you; he hadn’t harmed you, but no one else would be able to hold your life in the balance like he had—it was a profession of care, of possession, of how much he cherished you.

Of how he now owned you, keeping you forever wrapped around his tattooed finger with a single swipe of his tongue.

Blood pools in your ears as he returns your heart to its proper place; dizziness and darkened vision clouds the view you have of him staring down at you, but the murky haze suits his handsome features.  Your chest tightens, unbearably so as he leans in; one of his hands lands beside you, the heat of his thumb nearly grazing your thigh, while the other hits the back of the couch above your shoulder, caging you in.

“So.” he whispers, so teasingly close to your heated face, “Tell me how it felt.”  His deep voice fills your already light head with flurries of electricity, and stuns you into speechlessness.  Bit by bit, you collect yourself—no easy task when pinned by the intensity of his smug stare—and take a deep breath in.

You could have told him that the light bite had felt strangely distant, like nails softly dragging across the surface of your skin.  You could have mentioned that the circles of his tongue were so light that they tickled you.

 But instead, you tell him the truth.

“It was intimate.” you tell him quietly, holding your stare with his.  Only three simple words fell from your tongue, but they were laced with care, lust, and longing; exposed bare, there were no longer any secrets hanging in the space between you.  The last wall you were desperately clinging to had been completely shattered; Law now had access to every piece of you to use as he pleased, heart and all.

The hand that was already creeping dangerously close to your thigh smoothly slides across it, making your pulse throb in your cheeks as his inked fingers squeeze the flesh over top of your boiler suit.  His darkened eyes keep you in a dazed state as he takes in the moment; he drinks in each shaky breath, the way you lean into his touch, and the outpouring of need from your eyes.  There’s a certain level of restraint as he kisses you; hungry for control, he is slow and methodical, the blood on his tongue the only reminder that your plump, beating heart was just in his mouth.  However, the way that you melt under his touch combined with the invisible mark he’d left inside your chest makes him let go, slipping his tongue inside your mouth with overflowing passion.

His fingers entangle in your hair; though it’s the first time he’s done it, he treats it as if it’s the last.  Though you had given him your heart on a silver platter, he needs more of you.

You’d sparked a remarkable hunger inside of Law—you just hope you’re able to satisfy it.

#one piece x reader #trafalgar law x reader #law x reader #law x you #trafalgar law x you #law x y/n #trafalgar law x y/n #one piece fanfiction #one piece scenario #he is so weird and fucked up i love him

[s1llycilantro]

stupid ass funky ass au ill NEVER make a comic for

#cinema au? #idk. ill probably post abt it more #esstianlly pg!shuichi realizes pg!kokichi is very similar him and is like 'bro let's make a fucking MOVIE' #except kokichi thinks he's kinda weird and unsettling but shuichi wont take no as an answer #NOT yander shuichi im so SICK of yandere shuichi #saihara shuichi #trans shuichi saihara #shuichi saihara fanart #ouma kokichi #drv3 #danganronp v3 #saiouma #i swear they fall in love just. not yet. #drv3 kokichi #drv3 shuichi #danganronpa #pg kokichi #pg shuichi #pregame drv3 #pregame shuichi #pregame kokichi #again FUCK yandere pg shuichi #idk who made that popular but i hope u have a terrible day #cinema au

[papertowness]

most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell

#like when he and house are eating in the cafeteria and house is on his ‘ stacy is still in love with me ‘ stint #and wilson is like ‘ yes i’m with you these makes complete sense ‘ #or when house was in the mri machine and wilson was like ‘ house . this is God . ‘ #when he was playing poker with cuddy and house was on the phone with him so he was talking in ‘ code ‘ #when house was using his office because he wanted his carpet back and wilson walks in and he’s like #‘ hm . that’s weird . the door says james wilson . what a crazy typo ‘ ( or smth ) #when he and cuddy are in the stairwell and cuddy is like ‘ are we here to hide from house ‘ and he’s like ‘ unless you wanna make out ‘ 😭😭 #please his deadpan deliveries always take me the fuck out #motherfucker has me crying from laughing so hard sometimes . james if i was there i would laugh at all your bits #house #house md #james wilson #houseposting #lgbtq #lgbt

[leathfaic]

Every year around Easter Ghost hides somewhere on the training grounds. If you find him you get half of his leave.

Soldiers all around go fucking feral, Ghost never takes any leave and there's rumours that start around Christmas of how long you'd be able to go home. Weeks probably aren't enough maybe a few months? Some are sure it's at least a full year.

Except of course no one ever finds him.

He's the Ghost and if he doesn't want to be found he isn't. He's just taking the piss, enjoying how the event has people riled up for weeks. He's not one for practical jokes, but this has him cackling.

Enter Soap, the FNG, the man who brings Ghost to his knees. They do their whole song and dance, and come Easter Ghost is hugging his boyfriend before preparing to hide.

Soap promising with a cocky smile that he'll find Ghost and they are going to use that leave for a nice holiday. Which Ghost smiles at, his sweet naive Soap, as if he's gonna hand him a win just because he loves him.

Imagine Ghost's shock when a few hours later he spots Johnny from his hiding spot. He's still high in a tree but the other man is walking directly in his direction and after a few moments he looks up.

Once Ghost is down the tree, still incredulous, but also very much in love, he asks Soap how he did it.

"Let my heart guide me, L.t." is the answer he gets which he calls out for the bloody nonsense it is.

Takes him all the way back to base to make him talk. And even then Johnny just hugs him, reaching around putting a hand in his back pocket (not unusual) and digging around (definitely unusual). Producing a small piece of technology.

"You fucking tracked me?!" his jaw nearly drops at the realisation.

"Aye, slipped it in this mornin' when we hugged."

"You little shit." is all that his brain will allow, mostly hung up on the cocky smile on Soap's face. The same as this morning.

He should be fuming. His proud record broken, he actually has to make good on the promise that so far has been all but hypothetical. Price will be in hysterics about the amount of paperwork that comes with it.

But he can't find it in him to care. He's mesmerized at Soap outplaying him. Drunk on the weird sense of pride that Johnny is so observant and skilled. Most of all he's blown away by the fact that he never even considered the possibility. It would be easy to blame hubris here, but that's not the reason no-one ever pulled a similar stunt.

No, Soap was able to do this because Ghost let him get close. Because he trusts him.

The Ghost that met Soap a few months ago would've panicked at this point. Soap had not only seen his weak spot, he clearly was also cunning enough to use it to his own advantage.

The Ghost that has been loved by Johnny for months now doesn't. Because he trusts him. And because he's proud. And because the rational part of his brain realises that any enemy agent would never have exposed their advantage for a game.

"If you ever do anything like this again-" he doesn't need to know where he wants to end that sentence, but Soap's interjection saves him the trouble "No worries, I like meself alive too."

He'll still have to be careful next year. After all he found a worthy opponent and he can't just make it too easy on him. Probably can not let Soap touch him before the game. Maybe not even the night before. Just to be safe. A fortnight should do it. But that also means a fortnight of not touching Soap...

But he can consider that later. For now he and Soap have a holiday to plan.

#this devolved from purely fun to feelings I'm sorry #anyways this is unrealistic as fuck but also gave me a serotonin so i thought i'd share #i just love the idea of soap outplaying ghost like that #and ghost unable to be mad because hes got a whole thing for soaps competence #because he really wants soap to be better than him one day #ghostsoap #simon ghost riley #soapghost #cod mwii #johnny soap mactavish #cod #captain john price #cod hc #sorry for the weird hc

[cacaocheri]

this was supposed to be one drawing!! ONE DRAWING!!!!!!!!! but every time i draw them i can't stop i need to keep going

#i like how sun looks in these #im tryna play around with how i draw him in my style #he needs to be.... tastier #anyway it is a genuine problem with the dca #bc ill be drawing them #and then in the middle of drawing them #ill suddenly get like 10 more drawing ideas #its so fucking funny #funniest part is that i can go months without inspo but the MOMENT i start drawing them again. they are back to taking over my brain space #i love these guys #yknow its weird to think that before them i was waiting for YEARS for a fictional character to make me feel anything #and then they come along #and make me feel every emotions humanly possible on the spectrum #uhhh okay anyway #for those who read my tags i hope you enjoyed this rant #my art #security breach #sun fnaf #fnaf sun #sundrop #sundrop fnaf #sun x y/n #fnaf security breach

[ratpoizonz]

hey (headcanons ur caramelcorn)

#spooky month #spooky month 6 #spooky month hollow sorrows #radford #radford spooky month #kevin #kevin spooky month #caramelcorn #caramelpopcorn #spooky month fanart #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #these stupid fucking dorks.... they make me so happy :3c #editing black features onto radford specifically was super fun #and YES those are weird al and reanimator pins on him #i'm projecting onto him... #kevin was super fun too ofc!!! i personally love the outfit he wears in sm4 and it just kinda became part of my general headcanon for him #aaaanywaaayyyssssss #aubrey draws

[catgirljaneway]

(last images sourced from this wonderful post)

Voy + Textposts 11- Special Chakotay being a hater edition!

(Voy + Textposts 11) + (Voy + Textposts 13)

#trek thoughts #as he should! #i love how much of a hater chakotay is #i wish the writers had let him be more obvious about it #cause it's so fucking funny #you know when b'elanna got with tom he was beyond horrified #and i mean!! he's right!! #tom ISN'T good enough for her at all #truly tragic #chakotay was right all along and they ignored him #b'elanna probably didn't take his advice seriously cause of the whole weird throuple polycule thing he's got going on with tuvok and kathry #tuvok and chakotay dislike each other but also they hook up #they're both fighting for kathryn's attention but also it's homeorotic #chakotay what a guy #star trek #voyager #chakotay #b'elanna #janeway #tuvok #tom paris #chakotay x janeway x tuvok #star trek memes #star trek voy #star trek voyager #captain janeway #kathryn janeway #st voyager #star trek janeway #st textposts

[sophiethewitch1]

we've read about dick and tim being pathetic, but I wanna know the strange, stoic way Damian would be pathetic for reader if you're up for it :) I love your writing!!!

Points at camera like I'm on a gameshow! You, dear reader are lucky you came to the right blog!!!

So, we all know what cats are like when they like someone, right?? Just, following them around constantly. They don't want pets, they don't want to get picked up, they just want to watch you from a distance of five to twenty feet. Anyway, that's Damian!

He's in love with you, he needs you, he wants to keep you, but he has his pride!! Well, for a while at least. He's clingy, of course but he just... pretends he isn't?? It doesn't really work after the first few times. Pressing kisses to your forehead and holding your hand. And he'll do it while he's glaring at you.

Now, if you break up with him or reject him, you are going to see true brattiness. Monstrously bratty. How dare you? How dare you think you can leave him, reject him? He's the heir to the Al Ghul and Wayne dynasties. He gives you everything. And you don't accept it?

...Okay, you thought he'd stomp off after that. He's not leaving?? He's just... sitting outside your house...?? Why the hell is he glaring at you through your window???? It's not your fault????? Damian, however, is absolutely certain it is your fault. He will sit there through rain and snow, deliver you gifts and takeout, and wait sadly and grumpily till you take him back. And I thought he was impatient!

Unfortunately, while you saw him as a cat, he thought the same with you. While you see him as tame, he thinks of you as some wild alley cat that needs to be caught for it's own good. He just needs to slowly acclimate you to him and you guys will be right as rain. Maybe some treats will make you like him more? He'll figure it out, that he's confident of. Don't tell him he's being silly, you will just make things worse.

#sophie speaks #sophie answers #yandere batfam #he is impatient btw he probably breaks in when you're not looking #if this goes on too long things start getting even weirder but I'm not entirely sure yet what it looks like yet #but it gets WEIRD #hes a slow burn ive said it before #hes just fucking weird #points at a character i like: autism rizz #ive got so many versions of him in my head which are kinda conflicting #but i think this is how i think I'm characterising him?? how it seems to be falling at least #did i post that thing where he locks you in a cage but he cant get you to love him so you're both just upset and stuck together?? #i think i did it was one of the alphabets

[stranger-fucking-danger]

got some more bangers for yall

part two / part one / part three

#they live in my brain #can you tell that i love oliver more than live itself #hes so fucked up and weird and sad #i love him 🩷 #saltburn #barry keoghan #oliver quick #cattonquick #felix catton #jacob elordi #text post

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i don't think i posted doodles of Sundown Summer's loyal steed! he's a starry appaloosa. a... starpaloosa. constelloopa. appastella. he has a body count written in blood

#fun fact his character is Years older than sundown #he was originally a bounty hunter who happened to be a weird cartoon horse #i wonder if i can find any of his original doodles in an old sketchbook... #he looks pretty different but still Similar to his og design! #nah thats a lie. thats a blatant fucking lie lmao #he's kept the hat & the eye and the mane/tail #the sideburn is a new development #i like this spruced up design better! he has more Character to him! #scribble salad #forced idiots <3 #oc #original character #they love each other very much <3 #wlw mlm solidarity to the max #if anyone looks at sundown wrong he Will stomp them to death with his hooves #they were quite literally made for each other! #honestly someday i want to do a animatic for them w/ centaurworld's 'i was searching for you' song #bc Yeah. i have a scene in mind for them where that pretty much happens #oh to have a loyal gay murderous horse by my side... #man im so happy with his colors and overall design #not sure with sundown's colors but hmmmm its good enough for now #ill workshop it #he was almost a lighter blue w/ a black blanket and white stars #but i took one look and my brain went That Is Yeehaw Princess Luna so uhhhh this is better!

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-P

#i have such complex feels abt them #bc they seem to genuinely enjoy eachother but goodsir is still part of the empire #like the come with us scene twists me up inside. bc its said with good intent but hes asking something so insane and she would like probably #die of disease and if not then it would still b super fucked. but shes so kind to him. shes so kind. she didnt deserve any of this #i think the script said they were like siblings in horror and i like that. but by not making them romanticly involved they made a #relationship thsts so much more Romantic and lovely. so i dunno. i feel weird abt them but theyre cute #harry goodsir #silna #lady silence #the terror #amc the terror #goodsir is subtlly leaking rainbows

[smokbeast]

He's here

Latte belongs to ma fren @crazybookcat :)

#this is latte. hes just a lil guy #hes literally baby. HRKDKFK #like legit hes seven so no weird with him! ill kill u EJKDLRK #but yeah baby brother to the max i love him so much yall you dont understand #hes the most tragic fucking pap ever and me and book are just UGNGN fighting the war #of making his life better or worse JRKDLGJA #but yeah thats merlots lil bro :) #fellswap gold #fellswap sans #fellswap papyrus #undertale #undertale au #undertale fanart #friend oc #latte #my oc #merlot #latte papyrus #merlot sans #art #my art

[raveartts]

babygirl

#raveartts #a date with death #i love his outfit but it is also so stupid like what is going on with it #ajshdgfhjskaskjdhgfhjdkss he is so cringe oh my god #edgelord puppyboy #...i am so glad he has an actual name #because i fucking KNOW someone named Grim and it was starting to feel weird #(has never even met that person but hsgdjkdshdhj i know him by proxy okay)

[pachimation]

renewal and rebirth

#genshin impact #wanderer #i guess??? #whatever we call him now his new design is fuCKIN SICK #OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #the blue is a weird choice but it works?? somehow?? #spent the entire day in a scara haze bc waking up to his drip marketing was so surreal #like wow. hes. hes gonna be playable. hes gonna have his own banner. i can put him in my teapot. #cant wait for his character teaser its going to be so fucking hype #scaramouche