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littlest-bugz · 2 months

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he lives rent free in my head,,,,,,

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feralthembo · 1 year

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Brain gremlin

#i absolutely know how to anatomy yep mhm certainly #<- a total lie

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bigfatbreak · 17 days

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Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

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woolysstuff · 5 months

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I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM

Evil!Sun my beloved (Edit// This Evil!Sun is from TSAMS and is not an AU of mine guys)

Bonus doodle

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buggachat · 4 months

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(random s5 finale musings) tbh I don't think Marinette chose to keep The Secrets™ from Adrien because Gabriel asked her to. I feel like Marinette keeping secrets like that is so consistent with her character; she hates giving people bad news, she hates rocking the boat, she hates upsetting people, she always chooses to keep any 'controversial' information to herself for as long as she can get away with (examples: bubbler scarf, telling Queen Bee she was benched, confessing to Adrien, warning Chat Noir about Scarabella or Rena Furtive, never told Chat Noir about Chat Blanc, etc) that I just totally believe she would've done it either way. She was even already having nightmares about Adrien hating her for finding out she defeated his father, so I feel like Gabriel's request was moreso giving her a go-ahead than it was a primary deciding factor, yknow?

#ml s5 spoilers #tbh half the time when thinking about it I forget that gabriel asked her to do it at all #because it just feels like such a Marinette™ thing to do to me lol #to be fair maybe I'm downplaying it? I do think Gabriel's plea struck some emotional chord with her too and helped push her that direction #but again I. totally believe she'd do it either way #and I do strongly believe that her decision is moreso ''I don't want to hurt Adrien'' than it is ''I want to honor Gabriel's final wish''#she loves to avoid verbal/emotional problems and hoooo boy idk a worse verbal/emotion problem than #telling your boyfriend that his entire life is a lie and that he's not entirely human and that he was abused and controlled and puppeteered #all his life and also that his father was a terrorist and that she saw his mom's corpse in the basement #I mean. I don't think I'd have the emotional maturity to break that to someone either and I'm not.... FOURTEEN.... LOL

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salamie-baby · 15 days

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Local urban development scheme makes efforts to shelter millions of homeless children across the country within three months

#I'm so EXCITED I LOVE BUILDING AND CUSTOMISING THINGS #It messes with my headcanon that sky children are like cats in the sense that they won't just be living wherever anymore #BUT #I wamt haus #I'm gonna try and make mine at least a little silly like a zoo enclosure because I want to climb and lie on top of things #Totally not projecting at all #:3 #Season of nesting #Nesting Guide #sky children of the light #sky: cotl #that sky game #sky cotl #sky: children of the light #sky game #skyblr #skykid #IKEA #Meme

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applestruda · 1 year

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Boatem sleepover pt. 2: morning people vs. not

#more boatem bc yeah #totally not gonna have my next post be boatem either #(i lie)#boatem crew #boatem #grian #goodtimeswithscar #pearlescentmoon #impulsesv #mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft s8 #my art

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itsdefinitely · 3 months

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Hey!!! I love your art sm!!!!!

I was wondering: can you draw Ted being possessed by Tinky or Bill being possessed by Blinky (or both)?

Have a great day!!!!!!!

normal guys in normal scenarios

also

#ted spankoffski #bill woodward #bliklotep #<- I KEEP SPELLING HIS NAME WRONG #t'noy karaxis #id in alt text #definitely art #im so. normal about bill haha you have to believe me would i ever lie to you #“what's more if we don't comply/with the church's wishes/i can see us being sacrificed or stuffed”#no i totally didn't replace things in that song with stuff that relates to hatchetfield and the church of the starry children. haha

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nikholascrow · 5 months

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Remus and Sirius in the common room

Remus sitting in an arm chair Sirius sitting on the floor in front of him

Remus braiding Sirius’ hair while talking to James Peter and Marlene

no one questions it because they’re always like that always gently touching each other thats just how they are

#and its totally not cause they’re head over heels in love and both in denial (lie)#marauders #dead gay wizards #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #peter pettigrew #marlene mckinnon #remus john lupin #remus j lupin #sirius orion black #sirius o black #sirius black x remus lupin #sirius x remus #nikos fic ideas #fuck jkr

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pizzazz-party · 6 days

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Day twenty three! This counts as an outfit because I want it to.

#this is definitely one of those that i would love to spend more time with #it’s a solid drawing and i could push this lighting even further #but i need to lie down and down some more cold medicine #it’s lovely enough as is #usagi yojimbo #miyamoto usagi #pizzazz art #artists on tumblr #anyway yes. totally counts as an outfit. forget that i planned out all these prompts in late march; let the ill person have this one #edit: yeah that’s meant to be the grascutter sword in his hands

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mythicallystupid · 7 months

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As an Aussie I fuckin love the 'humans are space Australians' title, it hilarious.

(I would LOVE someone to use this as a short story prompt, PLEASE)

SO IMAGINE, a big cruiser has a few (like 10ish) humans on the crew (none of which are Aussie) and everyone is just chatting over 'lunch' and the topic switches to earth and it's cultures/countries. One of the humans decide to just go "fun fact, Australia is not only a country but also an island and continent all in one" so the whole conversation shifts to how dumb Australia is.

All the non-human crew are just staring at the group dumbfounded as they tell 'fun facts' about Australia.

Then one day an Australian Human needs a hitchhike to a station the cruiser is stopping at next (with permission [optional]) so during a meal time they basically get interrogated once everyone realises they are in fact an Australian and, as we do, they spread 'knowledge' of our wildlife such as drop bears and many creatures alike.

( FEEL FREE TO ADD :D )

#humans are space australians #humans are space orcs #humans are space oddities #humans are weird #humans are deathworlders #humans are complicated #humans are cool #Aussies are total fibbers lol #we totally dont lie alot #you have no proof

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cococaffeinated · 6 months

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