#[five hours later]

[excesslibris]

Lighting practice with the Willest of Woods in his Mr. Capgras Era

#this was supposed to be a ‘study’ #five hours later #will wood #portrait #I’d like to take this moment to thank the TMA fandom for introducing me to this lunatic #Mr. Capgras #will wood and the tapeworms #fanart

[infernaldisciple]

i present: cat boy maid vessel ... worship, or something

#sleep token #sleep token vessel #sleep token fanart #“a mere doodle naught too serious” #was what i said #five hours later #i don't think it's a doodle anymore #writing all my notes in sleep runes to force my friends to learn them #justice for letters f j x and z #MASTER OF SYMBOLISM? no i just like flowers

[crustyt0enail]

redrew this again

the sillies

#dave strider #dirk strider #homestuck fanart #five hours later #i like how it turned out #homestuck #ive been sick

[cinderspots]

Get booped

I fell asleep before I could boop 1000 times 😭

#cindertalk #im devastated #i did the exact thing i knew not to do- laid down for just a second for a little break #FIVE HOURS LATER

[imagine-silk]

hullo! May I please request varric dating a reader who acts a lot like a detective? (Basically they really like to solve mysteries and help people and be a bit eccentric)

A strange detective covers a lot of ground, so I went with a noir Sherlock Holmes. I don't know, the thought of a melodramatic noir detective in Dragon Age is so out of place it humors me greatly.

Art by Benjamin Carre

You first met in the Hinterlands when Berand asked the herald to find his lover. They found you over her body reading the letter and you quickly explained you found her like this and needed to find her lover. When they told you where he was you got really sad claiming the hunt and satisfaction of finding him was gone.

You joined them to deliver the news a little displeased but immediately perked up when the party off-handily mentioned this was the second person you were hired to find. Excited you asked who they were and joined the inquisition.

Through all of this Varric wanted to laugh. He knew he shouldn't think this was funny in the middle of a war but you were so strange and Trevelyan thought so as well.

Working for the inquisition satisfied your inquisitive nature. Whenever there was a person or object to find you were on the case and you solved them quite quickly.

Because of the ongoing war with templars and mages you were always busy. So much so you never really talked to the inner-circle or anyone really that much not until after Haven is attacked. During the journey to Skyhold it was Varric who checked on you. He had never seen you distraught about anything unrelated to your work. While everyone is getting settled he notices no one really checks on you so he takes it upon himself to do so.

He learns quite a bit during your talks. Proper checking for cause of death, deducting suspects, talking to the victim's family. You also have more personal talks explaining how much you enjoy your job, your extreme highs and lows, your close relationship with death, your need to figure things out and how all of these things make it difficult to be palatable to others.

You also learn about him. He doesn’t really say much about himself that's not cryptic but for you he doesn't need to. Not saying you fully understand, you probably never will, but you get a general idea. As much as you want to press for detail or find a paper-trail you know he wouldn't like that and a stepping stone in your relationship is you learning to be content with that. (And no, he won't tell you the story of Bianca.)

At some point he writes a book that is based off of you. It becomes very popular even to people outside of his fans because it is one of the only book of his where the main character survives and has regular wins, a lot of losses but consistent wins. It wasn't hard to write, he mostly just rewords what you tell him and embellishes it.

A lot of people saw the change of the MC over time. MC started as a strange excitable person obsessed with solving intricate crimes who was petty and difficult to deal with but later turns out to be a person isolated because of their eccentric nature and constantly working because it allows their mind to run as fast as it can without waiting for others.

Readers also noticed when there was a growing romantic tension, like they were suddenly reading this character in the most flattering light. But they had no love interest. It's not very clear if Varric was envisioning his lack of romance or yours. (Cassandra picks up on it and is ate it up)

The only real reason he allowed it to be published was because his beta-readers loved it to pieces and he knows you won't read it due to your lack of time and lack of interest in it. You hate when writers get something wrong but specifically in Varric's case you already knew what happens. And your right, your not going to find anything new other than things he embellished.

By then people have kind of sniffed out the growing interest you both have. An interest you both don't seem to want to act on. Varric's self-loathing is infamous, he would never give himself a happy ending and you know this. You also have reservations due to your very dangerous job and insane working habits. You both are quite content to keep what you both know unsaid.

It gets to a point the inner-circle start to intervene. They don't succeed but they try. Trevelyan gives you less work so you have more free time but having less work pisses you off big time. Cassandra tries to get you to read his books but you keep telling her no and Varric is irked by her attempts. Cole tries to fix your hurts but for both of you it's too little too late. Josephine and Leliana get you to social events but Varric is a socialite and entertains crowds and you are known as a very impressive detective and a main character in a book, you both occupied the whole night. Depending if your fem or masc, Sera or Dorian will ask if you need any advice for the bedroom to which annoyed you. Vivienne got peeved enough to invite you to a spa day and brought Varric along with her, apparently he was under the same impression, so out of spite you both enjoyed your time using her paid day off to do nothing. Even Blackwall and Solas try to ask if either of you are interested in someone, though they're a lot more teasing.

Funny enough Iron Bull is the only one content on letting things play out. He knows something would need to happen for the spark to turn into a flame.

The beginning of your official romance is not very romantic I'm afraid. You leave on a particularly interesting case and don't come back. And he panics. Fully thinks your dead but doesn't give up on trying to find you. He asks news from the scouts, checks taverns and towns when he goes out, even asks Cole if he knows where you are. Cole says, "Panicked, prancing like a headless chicken, they're probably scared as I am. Or maybe their fine. Or maybe their dead. Just another regret. My answer won't soothe your hurt no matter the what I say." He knows the kid is right. If he said you were perfectly safe he would doubt it and if he said you were unsafe or dead he would never forgive himself.

When you come back bloodied and bruised it's almost like you never left. No one reacts and you don't want them to. Because of this Varric doesn't know you’re back. He spots you sitting on the battlements and runs. You turn to see a flushed sweating dwarf staring at someone he's not sure is a ghost, like if he blinks you’ll wisp away. The conversation starts like all the others and for a long time you sit casually talking. A long pause is broken by Varric, "You scared me." to which you replied a quiet I know, and silence takes over once more. You put your hand on his and he pulls you into a hug. When you pull away you look at each other and with no words see everything unsaid. Neither of you knows who started the kiss but it's long and chaste, sweet and tenderly slow.

After that you're just an item, no real talk necessary. It takes a while for others to figure it out, y'all don't act mush different. All of your kisses are stolen, flirting is no more than usual. Varric takes things slow which is fine by you.

When your gone you send letters back and forth. It's a bit difficult because you're on the move constantly. Your letters mostly consist of current events but as the time apart grows it will detail how you miss one another, sometimes it's spicy.

In your extreme highs he listens intensely. Your excited nature making him feel like everything is right in the world. In your extreme lows he learns how to help you. Lack of work? He tries to get you to focus on doing something, like a puzzle or finding a specific item. Saw something horrible? He'll ask you to talk about it. Just down? He tells you it's okay and either does a little spa day and spends the day pampering and goofing off or he takes you to the tavern to have fun, which usually end in some 'fun'.

Varric is also a bridge to having a better social life. You don't stop being strange but he brings out your sweetness and humor allowing others to enjoy it as well. You are also the muse of his latest book and high society folk are nosy so in places like Val Royeaux you will be swarmed. But in taverns and the like it's just an good time.

#dragon age imagine #dragon age inquisition #male reader #female reader #gender neutral y/n #gender neutral pronouns #varric tethras #varric x reader #Apparently there is a word limit #I didn't know this #when did this become a thing???? #I wanted to write more so I'm sorry you didn't get all of it #But I did cramp a lot of it in so you're not missing much #thank you for the ask! #ask and you shall receive #this will be quick #five hours later

[aph-estonia]

spent the past 6 months realizing and learning and coming to terms with my so-called 'degeneracy'

i had something else to add but the edible hit and i forgot 🔥💯

#.txt #FIVE HOURS LATER #WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE A HIGHER TOLERANCE FROM THE 100MG INCIDENT

[timeandspacelord]

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#my partner finally got past the waiting room of the ER #FIVE HOURS LATER #I'm so anxious for him #they took six vials of blood apparently #god I really hope zie's not seriously sick #and I hope spending five fucking hours in an ER waiting room while immunocompromised during a fucking pandemic won't cause issues #I am going to get so little sleep tonight and then spend eight hours with very limited access to my phone #at least work will keep my mind off it? #fuck I hope he's okay #personal

[causeimanartist]

Martha knit the sweaters

#superwonderbat #batman #wonder woman #superman #bruce wayne #diana prince #clark kent #dc #dc trinity #my art #causeimanartist #five and a half hours later this is finally done #I’m over it #if the colors look weird no they don’t #coloring is my least favorite part and I was struggling

[the-holy-ghosted]

Sorry I'm still incredibly overwhelmed thinking about the cannibalism thing. To think that dave k truly said that were the other still alive, bridgens and peglar respectively would resort to cannibalism in order to survive. For the other. They would survive only for the sake of the other still being alive. Eating people only because the other is still living and they cannot fucking live without each other I am going to fuckeigndndnhhshsh hdhhehshsskh <- brain blew up

#the terror #the heron speaketh #i am TIRED i have to GeT UP EARLY LATER i just spent FIVE HOURS CLEANING and just now had to clesn up a NOSEBLEED #i am a LITTLE FUCKIN G WIRED #bridglar #john bridgens #henry peglar #KILL MEEEE

[camyouflage]

I’m sorry Tommy if you stream but I literally haven’t watched a full five hour stream like that for so gd long I’m out

#I was like #I’ll just put the stream in the bg! #five hours later #ghajst rambles

[kimtaegis]

V ✦ SLOW DANCING (2023)

#btsgif #dailybts #btsedit #userbangtan #taehyung #taehyung slow dancing #bangtan #bts #kpopco #kpopedit #usermaggie #usersky #usersan #trackofthesoul #userkelli #underbetelgeuse #*th #*gifs #five thousand hours later and it's not even good

[dragonkeeper19600]

Olimar: “Let me show you some pictures of my kids.”

#Pikmin #pikmin 4 #captain olimar #treasure log #lore #olimar’s son #olimar’s daughter #*five hours later* um Olimar I need to get going

[loversmore]

❤️

#red velvet #rvedit #redvelvetinc #dailyrv #rvsource #ultkpopnetwork #ggnet #femaleidolsedit #kgoddesses #femaleidolsgifs #femaleidolsnet #femaledaily #emsigifs #*mine #flashing tw #five hours later... #this set sucks but i don't care because i love them :( #you did well :( see you soon my streghette :( ❤️‍🩹 #(@ m: danke <3)

[ms-demeanor]

Actually, another one:

How far off your preferred sleep schedule are you? In either direction; if you have to go to bed at 11 but you'd prefer to go to bed at 9 that's 2 hours and if you have to go to bed at 11 but you'd prefer to go to bed at 1 that's two hours.

Like, if you were able to sleep when you wanted and you wouldn't have to worry about work or school or bank hours and could get a full night's rest on your schedule, how much earlier or later would you fall asleep compared to your current schedule.

#i'd prefer to go to bed about five hours later than I do

[fruitbythefoot7]

we’re not kids anymore

#they make me. emotional #i miss them dearly #and i cannot wait for them to be back #the boys are back! #sorry anyways #five hours and a new desk later here we are #will byers #mike wheeler #dustin henderson #lucas sinclair #the party #stranger things #st5 #stranger things 5 #my art #byler

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: Cody. Oh sweet sweet, good man Cody. I just don’t think we could be together.

Cody: Oh. Um. Is it because I’m a clone?

Obi-Wan: *trying not to admit that he would literally go insane and either try and steal the whole army, or kill the chancellor if he admitted to his feelings* Well. It’s… a conflict of interests.

Cody: *well versed in Kenobi speak, which is why he knows that doesn’t add up* What?

Anakin: *taking out his headphones ten feet away* He said you guys have conflicting mental illnesses.

Cody: That’s not-

Obi-Wan: No no, that fits the situation pretty well, actually.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #codywan #five minutes later they’re found making out in a closet lol #Obi’s sorry to say he’s just gonna have to steal an army and kill the chancellor #the phrase ‘conflicting mental illnesses’ came to me after I read an ao3 tag that revulsed me so much #it was ‘time travel but not fix it… time travel make it worse actually’ #and I have never read something that disgusted me more #how dare you offend me the only person with correct opinions #but my first thought was ‘oh we seem to be showing signs of conflicting mental illnesses’ #and to this day (like maybe three hours later if that) it’s the best phrase I’ve ever come up with