#🤍.makki

[haikyu-mp4]

hi omg i love your works sm !! each one is so cute and i love your dialogue for the characters 🫶 i've read most of them but i'll be going back to reread and reblog them bcos u deserve the love 🤍

i wanted 2 ask if ur requests were open ? it's okay if they aren't ofc !! but i had this idea earlier about dentist / orthodontist iwaizumi or oikawa ! and i've been looking thru the hq writers that i've reblogged from n u came up ! the idea is pretty broad but i was thinking more of a build up from patient-dentist (?) to lovers, smth like that ! idk if ure up for it then do ur magic but otherwise i hope u have a great day and i'm looking forward to reading more from u 💞💞💞

Unusual affection

thank you so much for your love!! I never wrote much AU before so this was such a fun idea and I hope I did it justice<3

word count; 1353 – gn!reader, dentist Oikawa AU, patient-dentist to lovers, suggestive

You're not so fond of going to the dentist. Luckily, your teeth didn’t give you many problems growing up, but your parents were urging you to get a check-up appointment after you moved away to a new city. Better to establish a dentist before the issues come up, they would say.

So you did, you made an appointment with dentist Oikawa Tooru and made your way to his office a few weeks later. His waiting list wasn’t exactly short. Not that you had to wonder why for long because…

that is one gorgeous man!

“You need to floss more regularly,” he added as if it just came naturally for him, which it probably did. You lay on the seat as he looked over all the basic stuff, rinsing and picking at your teeth. Unfortunately, you couldn’t see yourself attracting him very much with your mouth wide open and lips scrubbed dry already, so you just accepted your fate.

“I’m not really a dancer but I’ll try,” Oikawa stopped what he was doing and the swivel chair he sat on slowly turned towards you. That’s like something Makki would say, he thought. And that’s not a compliment.

“How old are you, 10?” he asked but quickly cleared his throat when the secretary seemed to eye him from her desk. She always said he shouldn’t have an attitude with customers.

“Some would say I’m a 10 out of 10!” you responded, joyfully watching as his patience wore thin. Oh, how fun to find cracks in that perfect exterior.

He sighed, shook his head, and turned back to the monitor. You started looking at the ceiling, counting the dots and lines in the ugly pattern until you lost count and started over. Is that a headache creeping up on you?

Finally, Oikawa rolled back over. You blinked a couple of times to shake off the view of the ceiling and actually focus on him. “Open.” Wouldn’t mind hearing him command you like that in another setting, you thought, suddenly avoiding eye contact again but still doing as he said. Dentists are not supposed to be this attractive. “Your wisdom teeth on this side, do they hurt?” he asked, pointing to the cheek he was referring to.

You thought about it, humming in thought. “Yes, especially after eating. Lots of food gets stuck in there too.”

“We can set up another appointment to get them removed,” he informed you. “It should be mostly covered by insurance if I say it’s necessary.”

You nodded, licking your lips as they felt so dry from his gloved hands running over them. “Will…” he was about to stand up but stopped for a moment to listen to you. “…you be doing that?”

A small humorous sound left his lips, and it sounded so melodic you were in a trance. “That could be arranged.”

Two weeks later, you’re back at the reception of your dentist's office, asking for Oikawa. You agreed to do the procedure with a local sedative, as you didn’t have that many close friends in this city yet that could pick you up, so two assistants were currently making sure you wouldn’t feel anything around your mouth for the next hours. Unfortunately, this called for you to stay quiet, and you were honestly just excited to see Dr. Hottie again.

Your prayers were answered, and after they left you to soak in the numb feeling in your mouth for about ten minutes, Oikawa walked through the door. “Hey there, little dancer.” he greeted you.

“Hi!” you cooed, but it sounded odd when you couldn’t feel your lips. You frowned, trying to look down at your lips for a moment before giving up. Oikawa clicked his tongue from where he watched you, shaking his head before putting gloves on. Everything he did seemed so elegant, but you had a sense there was a dorky side to him.

“It might hurt a bit, but just tap me if you need me to adjust, okay?” he informed you, looking into your eyes for an answer.

You nodded, sucking in a quick breath. His eyes were pretty. Swirly, like chocolate ice cream. “Yes, I got it.” You bit your top lip, sheepishly continuing. “My safeword is toothbrush.”

Oikawa seemed to chuckle under his breath, he hesitated to humour you but still gave in. “Good to know. I was half expecting a stupid joke about tap dancing.” he hummed before picking up the first tool he needed and swiftly getting to it. It wasn’t very fortunate, to have him stare at your face as your cheeks flushed red, but it was worth witnessing the self-satisfied smirk on his face.

The procedure didn’t take too long. He struggled with the lower tooth, so an assistant came in to help him and the two conversed like you weren’t even there. When it was finally done, Oikawa pressed a button so you were adjusted into a seated position. You let your lips run frantically over your chapped lips, reaching for the small cup of water he provided you. And had you not been busy with the aftermath of the procedure, you would have noticed the way he watched you for a moment too long before getting up and throwing away his gloves.

Oikawa knew it was inappropriate. His breath shouldn’t have stuttered when he saw you in the waiting room for the check-up, he shouldn’t have sent you a small wave before calling your name to let you know he was ready for you, and he shouldn’t have put his hand on your back while leading you to his station. He just found you entertaining, that’s what he told himself, but he definitely looked off his game when you finally sat down for him to check the stitches from the procedure.

“Everything alright there, doc?” you asked, eyebrows furrowed. Oikawa waved his hand as if it was nothing, laughing under his breath.

“No worries, I was just-” he pursed his lips before pointing at you with the little tool in his hand. “Do you like pasta?”

Your jaw loosened in disbelief. “Pasta? I guess I do, is that bad for my teeth or something?” you asked a bit awkwardly.

“There’s this new Italian restaurant down the street. You should go there,” he said. “With me, I mean.”

Oikawa’s penthouse apartment was pretty nice, so you two basically spent most of your time there after a couple of dates led to stumbling through your front door with your lips locked together. He had complained about the small bed and creaking floor of your apartment, which led him to take you home to his place the morning after.

Now you were sitting on the marble countertop in the bathroom with Oikawa standing between your legs, and it was similar to something you had dreamed up before when imagining life with a boyfriend. The difference was, you weren’t kissing or anything like that. No, your mouth was wide open as your handsome boyfriend checked your teeth before bed after you brushed them. “This is a bit unusual, don’t you think?” you managed to say, making him pout as you accidentally left a small bite on his pointer finger.

“You’re a bit unusual, but here we are,” he mumbled, but still hummed in appreciation at what he observed. “I knew the electric toothbrush would help.”

Finally, he leaned an arm on each side of you on the counter so you could have a kiss, which you’d say was a much better reward for being good at the dentist than the ones you would get when you were younger. “You truly are a genius, Tooru.” you cooed sarcastically. He kissed you again and hummed, savouring the aftertaste of your toothpaste. The expensive kind.

“Maybe I’m such a good dentist that my kisses clean your teeth,” he said, and it shouldn’t work. It shouldn’t be charming. It was cheesy, made no sense and created some disturbing mental images. But you savoured it nonetheless, accepting every kiss he gave you and returning it with the same sweetness.

Luckily, this dental nerd is all yours.

masterlist

#ask-mp4 #hq #haikyuu #haikyu #haikyu x reader #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyu x y/n #haikyu x you #oikawa tooru #oikawa x reader #haikyuu oikawa #hq oikawa #oikawa toru #oikawa

[inakielgato]

3 ships, same trend/skit 😉☺️ (my first time posting IN TUMBLR, so PLS PLS PLS DONT JUDGE 🙏😭)

~🖤🍮~

Kenma: I rilly RILLY HATE KURO 😒

Yamamoto: Then y r u with him? 🤔

Fukunaga: Yeah, y?

Kenma is offline.

Everyone: …?

Yaku: What’s with him?

Lev: 🤷

Kenma is online. Kenma kicked Kuroo from the group.

Kenma: …9 inches.

Yamamoto: AYOOOO!!!- 🫣✝️

Fukunaga: 💦🌊

Lev: 🤯 how is THAT possible, Kenma-san?!

Yaku: It is possible, Lev. 😐

Lev: 😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🥹🥹🥹😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

~🤍🤎🦅~

Shirabu: Y r u guys pestering me abt this?!-

Shirabu: I DONT LIKE SEMI, I HATE HIM LIKE FUCK! WTH, MAN?! YALL DISGUSTING. 🤦

Taichi: *sends an attachment* (Indian accent, srry and no offence 🙏) Y U STILL WITH HIM, SHIRA?! U STUPID LITTLE OFFENDER!

Yamagata: IF U RILLY HATE HIM THEN Y TF R U BOTH FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER THROUGH ARGUMENTS AND FIGHTS?! 🤦

Tendou: I just don’t get u guys! 🤷🙃

Sagae and Yamagata: ^ 🙄

Shirabu: …ó/////////ò

Shirabu: this will get him online instantly but…

Yamagata: WHAT?! TELL US. Y DO U STILL WANT TO BE WITH HIM?! U LITERALLY SAID U HATE HIM. SO WUT ON THIS FUCKING EARTH MAKES U LIKE HIM STILL?!

Shirabu: 9 inches… 😓😮‍💨

Sagae is offline.

Taichi: (//////////) GOD BLESS US ON THIS FUCKING EARTH PLS! THIS IS TOO UNHOLY! AND IM ALSO ASHAMED OF MY BESTIE 😭😭😭

Yamagata: Woah. That is…massive. Srry abt everything, we won’t budge into ur luv life anymore. 😅 We take it back.

Tendou: Imma peace out on this! 😳😧😎

Semi is online.

Semi: Is everything ok?!

Shirabu: NO.

Semi: ok, ok! Calm down, love 😳

~🧅👅~

Kunimi: WHEN WILL U GUYS UNDERSTAND?! I HATE KINDAICHI, AND I WILL NEVER EVER LIKE HIM! WTF?! 😒😑

Oikawa: Were wondering y ur still with him tho. Thats our question, were not asking whether u like him or not! 🥲

Makki: Cmon! Just tell us and well move on to another topic! 🥺

Yahaba: Kunimi, stop being stubborn and stupid and just tell us. We don’t have ALL day 🥱🫤

Matsun: There right, now spit. We’re dying to hear y! 😀

Kunimi: OH CMON!

Makki kicked Kindaichi from the group.

Makki: See? We kicked him! Now pls tell us! U can delete it after we add him!

Kunimi: 9 INCHES. 😃🔪🩸

Kunimi deleted a message.

Oikawa: 😳 HOLY JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH! 🫠

Makki: HOLY MOLY MOTHER FUCKER 🙀

Yahaba: I actually didn’t see that coming 😀

Matsun: THATS DOUBLED OF MY LENGTH! I DONT GET HOW THAT ENTIRE 🍆 STILL FITS INSIDE OF KUNIMI- WTFH?!

Kunimi: STFU ALL OF U! OMFG!

#kuroken #semishira #kinkuni #haikyuu texts #haikyuu #dirty mind #haikyuu smut

[3yearsbyourside-sunnybunny]

3 years with you, my sunny bunny. 🐰🤍

Mi chiquitito, ¿puedes creer que hemos llegado a este punto? Sabes que estoy cumpliendo esta cantidad de tiempo a tú lado, me hace sentir la más feliz en el universo, porque realmente se siente como un regalo para mí. Poder decirte mejor amigo y saber que luego de tanto tiempo seguimos acá, es mi razón suficiente para saber que las personas realmente brillantes existen y tú, tú eres una de esas, la personita que siempre me alegra el corazón, porque contigo, no existen días grises.

Gracias por haber llegado a mi vida de casualidad solo por hablar de las mascotas maravillas en un grupo, quién diría que una tortuguita y conejilla de indias definirían que seríamos por siempre el héroe del otro al recorrer este camino de nuestras manos, no te haces una idea de la importancia tan grande que tienes en mi vida. Te amo con todo mi corazón, mi Makkie-bú.

Espero que podamos vivir muchos años más juntitos, que logremos en conjunto ser aún más la mejor amistad de todas, porque tenemos tanto pero tanto por recorrer que seguiré aquí fielmente tomando tu mano y viéndote crecer. Vamos a seguir cumpliendo sueños pero juntitos, te amo, te amo, te amo.

Felices tres añitos, mi conejito, que la felicidad sea eterna en tú vida y sigamos así de unidos, my dear bestie. 🐹🤍🐰

[alwaysbegratefulblog]

Ya Allah, salah satu kegundahah yang sedang aku rasakan adalah keraguan untuk menyebarkan dakwah dengan bahasa yang mudah kepada orang disekitar. Ada ragu ketika takut dicap alim, yang padahal proses menuju kesana adalah perjalanan panjang hingga akhir hayat. Hingga ada keraguan ketika menyebarkan dakwah pria semakin minder dengan pola pikir dan sudut pandangku. Katanya begitu, banyak yang minder buat mendekat kepadaku.

Ya Allah aku yakin rencana-Mu adalah yang terbaik, sangat baik malahan. Tapi izinkan aku bertanya untuk saat ini, sebenernya Engkau sedang persiapkan aku menjadi apa sih ya Allah? Atau Engkau sedang mempersiapkan aku untuk mendampingi siapa kelak?

Aku dengan segala pola pikirku yang kata orang punya pola pikir dewasa, punya sikap yang dewasa, entahlah. Semoga segala label itu, adalah memang diriku sebenernya dan Engkau ridho ya Allah.

Tapi kenapa aku masih ragu? Untuk menyebarkan cara pandangku kepada dunia. Ketika sekelilingku belum ditahap memiliki pemikiran tentang dunia dan akhirat yang sama. Bukan berarti cara pandang dan ilmuku sudah lebih baik dari mereka. Bisa jadi aku lah yang harus lebih banyak belajar dari mereka. Bukan berarti begitu. Hanya saja mengajak sekelilingku untuk berjalan bersama dalam indahnya islam adalah cita-cita.

Lantas bagaimana caranya agar mudah diterima dengan baik oleh mereka?

Lantas apakah dengan sikapku dan caraku seperti itu adalah langkah yang tepat?

Kemudian, apakah dengan pola pikirku seperti ini membuat mereka jauh lebih segan terhadapku? Padahal aku pengen kita tetep bisa gaul tapi tetep paham agama. Itu aja.

......✨️

Langsung beberapa menit kemudian Allah jawab melalui Ust. Abi Makki.

Dakwah itu dulu ditugaskan untuk para nabi dan Rasul. Kemudian yang membedakan Umat Rasulullah Muhammad SAW dengan umat nabi dan rasul lainnya adalah umat Nabi Muhammad SAW diberikan amanah untuk berdakwah. Khas nya umat nabi Muhammad adalah dakwah. Masyaallah indah 🥹🤍

Dakwah bisa dilakukan dengan banyak cara. Apapun, bisa dakwah melalui ucapan, tulisan, gambar, dll.

Berdosanya aku padahal tahu tapi memilih diam 🥺🥺

Khairu Ummah

[ickymichi]

wrong person texts

warnings: violent talk(?) in iwa’s, suggestive comment in oikawa’s, swearing.

includes: mastukawa issei, hanamaki takahiro, iwaizumi hajime, oikawa toru

things to know!: set in the timeskip! gn! reader

note: i was bored and made this wjdbsj. but if you enjoyed pls like n, reblog my dears! if you’d like a part two just lmk which characters! <3

#🤍.hajime #🤍.issei #🤍.makki #🤍.toru #🤍.seijohfour #🧸.soft times #📱.txts #matsukawa issei imagines #matsukawa imagines #matsukawa issei x reader #mattsun fluff #matsukawa #matsukawa headcanons #hanamaki imagines #hanamaki takahiro #hq hanamaki #hanamaki x reader #iwaizumi drabble #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi headcanons #oikawa toru #oikawa x reader #oikawa x you #oikawa headcanons #haikyuu x reader

[nishiannoya]

hii! omg i loved ur "2d vb bf writes fanfic abt u" fic! is it possible for u to write a pt 2 for that? (only if it's not too much trouble ofc) have a nice day [or night] ( ´ ω ` )

I do not have a squeal post planned, but hopefully this shall suffice 🤍

𝗜𝗻 𝗔𝗻 𝗔𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲: 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝟮𝗗 𝗩𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗕𝗙 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗬𝗼𝘂

18+ Only

gn!reader x haikyuu, humor, satire, masturbation

(part 1 found here)

✷ Lurker. Clears his browsing and search history after every fic binge. Absolutely no one can know of his shame. Cringes at himself for being such a simp.

ASAHI, Kenma, Yamaguchi, IWAIZUMI, Kindaichi, Yaku

✷ Gets genuinely upset when he reads something he thinks mischaracterizes you. Vague-posts about it. Stews on it for days.

Ennoshita, Yamamoto, Yahaba, SAKUSA, Oikawa, Sugawara, Semi, Ukai, Atsumu, SHIRABU

✷ Will read anything with your name in it. Does not give a fuck if it's OOC. Is willing to imagine you any type of way. The brainrot is real.

TANAKA, Makki, Koganegawa, BOKUTO, Goshiki, Terushima

✷ Reblogs with a full on meltdown in the tags. Leaves paragraph comments on AO3. Keyboard mash king. Cries when he gets the "you've already left kudos here" message.

Atsumu, SUGAWARA, Lev, Oikawa

✷ Horny but doesn't touch himself. Squirms and maybe whimpers a little bit while reading. Face contorts when he reads a particularly juicy line.

KITA, Asahi, HINATA, Kenma, OSAMU, Yaku

✷ Horny and touches himself. Maybe just palming himself through his pants. Or full on hand pumping while imagining it's you as he reads.

Sugawara, Suna, Atsumu, TERUSHIMA, Tendou, OIKAWA, Noya, Makki

✷ Has to set the mood to read fanfiction. Puts on a reading playlist. Turns down the lights. Makes himself a cup of coffee. Lights a candle. Cozy clothes.

AKAASHI, Aone, Akiteru, Kai, Osamu, Daishou

✷ Will shamelessly read fanfiction anywhere. On public transport. In class. While hanging out with friends. At the dinner table. Zero fucks given.

MAKKI, MATTSUN, Suna, Bokuto, Terushima, Tendou, Kageyama, Kunimi

✷ Complains about the fanon version of you but won't write his own content. Has only a select few authors he'll read content from.

Kyoutani, DAISHOU, Osamu, Hoshiumi, Hirugami, Yahaba

✷ Can't or won't read anything over 500 words.

KAGEYAMA, NOYA, Hinata, Hoshiumi, Ushijima, Kenma, Kunimi

✷ Sets an entire night aside to read a 60k+ multi-chapter slowburn.

Kuroo, UKAI, Asahi, Sugawara, AONE, Ennoshita, Shirabu

✷ Just freezes after he's done reading a fic. Stares at the screen while trying to process his feelings. Has to remind himself to breathe. Blinks blankly.

Tsukki, AKAASHI, Kita, Kenma, Daichi, Akiteru, Aran, Hirugami, Suna

✷ Makes audible noise if something he reads catches him by surprise and gives him any kind of strong feeling. Sometimes has to read with a hand over his mouth to keep himself quiet.

Aran, Asahi, Hinata, Yaku, LEV, Iwa, Semi, AKITERU, Komori, Kageyama, Kindaichi, Osamu

✷ Finds himself reading the reader's lines out loud. Maybe even acts out some of the scenes a little (especially angsty fight dialogue). Don't let the theatre majors know how good he is.

Akaashi, ATSUMU, Oikawa, YAMAMOTO, TANAKA, Tendou, Hoshiumi

✷ Blushes like mad. Screams into his hand. Bites fist. Makes vocalized keyboard mash sounds. Squeezes his phone to the point of shaking.

YAMAGUCHI, Kuroo, Atsumu, Goshiki, BOKUTO

✷ Can read with a completely straight face from start to finish. Maybe his brows will raise just a little bit for a second at the good parts. Otherwise anyone who saw would think he's reading some dull news article.

USHIJIMA, Daichi, TSUKKI, KUNIMI, Kita, Mattsun, Kyoutani, Ukai

✷ Sends smut to his friends. "Here, I read this porn and thought of you." He's everybody's favorite friend.

Tendou, Akaashi, MAKKI, Fukunaga, SUNA, Kuroo, Koganegawa

✷ Has actually woken up family members or roommates from screaming, choking, and wheezing with laughter at some headcanons.

Hinata, NOYA, FUTAKUCHI, Tendou, KUROO, ATSUMU, Osamu, Komori, Oikawa, Makki, Tanaka, Sugawara

[saglovesu]

𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐

— 𝘽𝙪𝙯𝙯𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 ♡

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CW: lots of swearing, furries (idk if I need to put a warning for that?? I‘ll just put it here like I do w/every kink/fetish related stuff lol), descriptions of violence

A/N: I‘m having WAY too much fun doing these quotes,,, if you want more parts/ other shows let me know!! Requests are open so feel free! 🤍

Atsumu: I think you need to learn how to start seeing things for what they are.

Sakusa: I think you need to learn how to shut the hell up.

♡

Makki: I think the moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts.

Oikawa: *laughing* no it‘s not!

♡

Yahaba: in today‘s episode we investigate into the question: are ghosts real?

Kyotani: *shakes head*

♡

Sugawara: By the way, anybody could sketch anybody. Like, I could just- that means if I drew a sketch of you murdering someone back in the day, I could show up to the police station and be like „here it is. Here‘s evidence that Tanaka Ryūnosuke in cold blood, killed this woman dressed as a furry.“

Tanaka: And I feel like you would do that.

Sugawara: and they‘d be like „you‘re right. We had a lot of reports that Tanaka Ryūnosuke is in fact a furry.“

Tanaka: slap the cuffs on those hooves.

♡

Kuroo: so this is part of the recurring theme that you‘ve had throughout this show, where if there weren‘t modern devices you‘d be-

Kenma: I‘d be a monster

Kuroo: - an insane psychopath

Kenma: yes.

♡

Osamu: you hear that ghosts? That‘s Miya Osamu 1, Waverly Hills Sanatorium 0. How does that feel?

Suna [from behind him]: you fucking wimps!

♡

Yamaguchi: the first theory is ridiculous.

Tsukishima: *bursts out laughing*

Yamaguchi: I‘m just gonna say that right now, it‘s ridiculous

Tsukishima: never heard you just flat out-

Yamaguchi: I know, for- for me to say it‘s ridiculous-

Tsukishima: this is a first

♡

Akaashi, counting down: 10,9

Bokuto: 8

Akaashi: I‘m counting in my head.

♡

[in a haunted house]

Oikawa: alright, iwa-chan is doing his lock up in there- oh boy oh god my fucking light just died goddamn it turn back on please please please

Iwaizumi, in the other room: *laughing*

Oikawa: iwa-chan is your lock in done??

Iwaizumi: No I‘ve just got another two min-

Oikawa: *screams* fuck fuck fuck come back out! AH! Come back out!! Come back out!

Iwaizumi, laughing: I got two more minutes-

Oikawa: NO NO!!

Iwaizumi: this is one of the best days of my life.

♡

Atsumu: and the worst part is I don‘t even have my holy water! I went to eight churches today to try and get some holy water and I could not get one bit of holy water so now I‘m going into a demonhole with no holy water!

♡

Tsukishima: I‘m gonna take everything said by a ghost hunter with a grain of salt.

Kuroo: well technically now you‘re a ghost hunter so think about that.

Tsukishima: oh shit.

Kuroo: So I don‘t know if I could trust you.

Tsukishima: uh, I‘m a ghost hunter but I‘d- *stutters*

Kuroo: oh my god did your brain just explode?

Tsukishima: Am I a ghost hunter? I don‘t wanna be a ghosthunter. This is all bullshit!

Kuroo: (wheezes)

Tsukishima: Oh no, do I have to put that on my business card?

Kuroo: yeah „Tsukishima Kei, Ghost hunter“

Tsukishima: son of a bitch

♡

[in the borden house]

Bokuto, holding an axe: andrew this look familiar?

Kuroo: oh my god

Bokuto: *imitates axe smashing his own face* AH! AH!

Kuroo: *laughing* that‘s so fucked up

Bokuto: *imitates swinging axe at kuroo*

Kuroo, still laughing: dude get away from me!

♡

Y/N: that‘s Jodie

Atsumu: the- the doll?

Y/N: mhmm

Osamu: what‘s her deal

Y/N: she will be the overseer of the haunted nursery of dolls that I‘m going to have.

Osamu, whispering to Atsumu: I‘m gonna buy you one of those for christmas.

Atsumu: shut up 'samu!

♡

[in a haunted house]

Sugawara [to the ghost]: I heard you like balls- NO WAIT *laughs*

Daichi: you wanna do a retake on that one? That had to be intentional

Sugawara: I swear to god I‘m not doing this on purpose

Daichi: I mean this is a bit-

Sugawara: *still laughing* no it‘s not a fucking bit I‘m sorry

♡

[talking about a haunted house]

Atsumu: It’s been reported that shadows follow you.

Kita: shadows do tend to follow you though. That‘s sort of how they work.

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#haikyuu #buzzfeed unsolved x haikyuu #hq #buzzfeed unsolved #anime #haikyuu x reader #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu quotes #tanaka ryuunosuke #miya atsumu #atsumu #sakusa #sugawara #haikyuu crack #haikyuu fanfic #hq crack #kita shinsuke #seijoh #nekoma #karasuno #shiratorizawa #inarizaki #itachiyama #hq incorrect quotes

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Kindaichi x manager Y/n bc my boy is severely underrated and my sweet first year needs more loves 🤍

-☁️

Omg pls Kindaichi is everything 🥺 I love him and Kunimi so much! Pls them putting up with the third years 🤣 to the group chat!

Makki: so 👀 I heard a rumor

Mattsun: oh yeah

Oikawa: oh yeah yeah

Makki: it involves @YN and @Kindaichi 👀

YN: 😐

Kindaichi: here we go 🙄

Makki: are you two really dating?

YN: yes

Oikawa: wait WHAT 😱😱😱

Kindaichi: what Oikawa-

Oikawa: oh nothing-

Iwaizumi: Shittykawa istg

Mattsun: 🍿🧎‍♂️

Makki: I mean it's cool but why didn't you tell us?

Oikawa: Seriously? How rude? I mean of all of us YN... Kindaichi??

YN: @Makki does this 👆🏻 answer your question

Makki: yes 😒

Kunimi: sounds like someone's jealous Oikawa

Mattsun: that's definitely what it sounds like

Iwaizumi: Loserkawa is just mad YN likes middle blockers

YN: what can I say 💅🏼 its the height 😍

Kindaichi: that's my girl 😘

Oikawa: gross get out of chat with that crap!

Kunimi: I mean, you did want to know what was happening Oikawa

Oikawa: we keep this chat PG

YN: since when! Just the other day you talk about that -

Oikawa: THATS ENOUGH YN

Kindaichi: come on YN, let's get out of here

Kunimi: can I come? I hate it here

YN: Yes 🥰

Makki: Mattsun, Iwaizumi and I are coming too

Kindaichi: the more the merrier

Oikawa: wait can I come 🥺

*read by YN, Kindaichi, Iwaizumi, Mattsun, Makki and Kunimi*

Oikawa: YOU GUYS 😫😫😫😫

#kindaichi x YN #☁️anon #my lovely bbys #seijohs group chat #live action headcannons 🤣

[tetsvhoe]

MILLENNIALCORE

character/s: multiple haikyuu boys (and girls)

genre/s: crack??? humor???

warning/s: none

gwen's notes 🤍: lmao i had so much fun doing this because isn't cannon that haikyuu boys are millennials JDJSJSJSJSHS also i missed a couple ppl but there are so many characters that my brain started to hurt

MASTERLIST | TAGLIST

minions memes shared by facebook aunts and moms

KUROO, BOKUTO, OIKAWA, hinata, kindaichi, goshiki, uSHIJIMA 😭, daichi, lev, aone, kita finds them hilarious and shows them to the twins

don't talk to me until i've had my coffee! 😡🤪

kenma, iwaizumi, sugawara, osamu, futakuchi,

MUSTACHES ON EVERYTHING??? shoes? coffee mugs? phone cases? socks?

tendou, ushijima is an old man istg, matsuwka and hanamaki they come in pairs, ATSUMU DEADASS, koganegawa

all sorts of clothing item in one big seamless GALAXY pattern

OIKAWA, semi because he's edgy like that, yachi c'mon even our graphic designer girl had that phase, tsukishima wears a galaxy hoodie to school

EMOJI BACKPACK 😭

TANAKA probably matches w nishinoya tbh, kenma, kagEYAMA,

unhealthy brunch obsession lives and breathes avocado toast

sakusa for some reason looks like a brunch guy, akaashi too, yamaguchi, oikawa drags iwaizumi w him and religiously posts it on his story

harry potter obsession has the quote "i sincerely swear i am up to no good" somewhere in their room or bio

osamu swears he is a ravenclaw, sugawara, kunimi, asahi is a hufflepuff can we all agree?

supreme logo on header on every single social media for some reason

NISHINOYA 😭, also bokuto, atsumu smh, TERUSHIMA HSHJAHAUA ugh i h8 him, konoha

obsessed with matcha flavored everything and acts like they're better than everyone who doesn't like matcha

yaku, shirabu, kuroo 😐, daichi, iwaizumi

only personality trait is liking pizza and/or nutella

lev, nishinoya, makki and mattsun again, hinata eats nutella out of the jar

2012-2014 peak tumblr aesthetic–infinity and feather tattoos, hipster glasses, lana del ray and arctic monkeys, flannels, combat boots–the whole fucking ensemble

KIYOKO ugh yes queen, semi, tendou, suna got his entire personality from tumblr he probably got tumblr famous from posting his veins w a really pale blueish filter, akaashi had a poetry blog

#haikyuu fluff #haikyuu crack #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu headcannons #haikyuu oneshots #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x yn #haikyuu x you #[ archive ] #—out of spite; gwen

[3yearsbyourside-sunnybunny]

No matter what, you got me, I got you. 🤍🐰

Gracias por hacerme la personita más feliz de este mundo desde que tú presencia está en mi vida, créeme que lejos eres ese lugar seguro donde siempre desearé estar, porque tenerte en mi vida siempre será uno de los regalos más bonitos que voy a tener por siempre. Te amo mi Makkie, eres el mejor amigo que alguien puede tener y que realmente siento que esto perdurará por miles y miles de años más. Gracias, gracias, gracias por ser tú. 🤍

[complexgods]

want makki to ride me and cry while he does it 🤍

and he would look SO PRETTY- crying and riding your cock/strap, trying to chase his own release, playing with his nipple piercings because he isn't allowed to touch himself anywhere else :(( When you play with the tip of his leaking cock he lets out a broken sob and cums all over your hand as well

#hanamaki smut #hq smut #haikyuu smut #makki smut #thinking so much about him #knight tag #my mutuals<3 #answered #felix thirsts

[shiplikeme]

HQ Boys Read Thirst Tweets 🐣💦: Ship Edition! (boyfriend reacts)

Tweet #2: MatsuHana

MatsuHana out here reading the tweets on camera together. This is the last one.

The tweet 🐥 : Hi just popping in to say that I would DEFINITELY have sex with Mattsun and I would DEFINITELY die during it

The reaction:

“Mattsun? Why do they call you Mattsun?”

“Ohoho, you jealous that they’ve keyed in on our cool inner-circle-nicknames or something?”

“Nah, I was actually gonna say that I agree with OP.”

“Yeah?” Matsukawa licked his lips triumphantly. He should really be paying more attention to the camera but he always loses himself when he’s with his boyfriend. “You agree that this poster would DEFINITELY have sex with me and they’d DEFINITELY die during it?” (He emphasized the ‘definitelys’).

“I mean, based on my personal experience? Yeah. Your dick is huge. And you’re pretty easy to get into bed.”

“UM Duh! FOR YOU, you piece of shit!”

Hanamaki turned to the camera, displaying the piece of paper with the tweet to the lenses.

“Can confirm this tweet guys.” He nodded. “Cause I have DEFINITELY had sex with him and I have DEFINITELY died during it.”

“Dude!” Mattsun laughed incredibly hard, very close to toppling over.

Hanamaki continued. “—I’m actually a ghost right now, actually. Did you know?” He smirked. “I can literally walk through walls and shit. Every solid object goes right through me. Wanna see?”

Hanamaki slapped Matsukawa on the back of his head.

“Owww!! Itai!”

“Hmph. Guess it only works sometimes.”

“I hate you,” Issei muttered, rubbing the back of his head.

“You said you loved me when we banged this morning,”

“I—“

Makki spoke only to the camera again as he jutted a thumb toward the brunette.

“He’s banging a ghost, guys. Remind me what you see in him again?”

“Alright…” Figuring he’s taken enough abuse during the making of this video, Matsukawa stood up and threw his boyfriend over his shoulder.

“Hey!” Makki exclaimed.

“Gotta go, yall,” Issei shot a peace sign at the camera. “We’re talking a lot about ghosts and it’s reminded me that I gotta ghostbuster—I mean, gotta GhostBustANut.... nightly night!”

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Taglist🤍: @kirinjaegeste @twixcrush

See/follow the hashtag -> “ #shiplikeme thirst tweets “ for more!

#shiplikeme thirst tweets #matsuhana #hanamaki x matsukawa #mattsuhana #hanamaki takahiro #matsukawa issei #haikyuu ships #shhhiplikeme

[augustinewrites]

My fav weather is prob spring? i spend it starting off w a swim nd run/play beach volleyball or shit then drive around in a car w the windows down. maybe a nice dinner by the beach yk it’s pleasant and all, then sit nd talk w friends by the beach mwah until midnight + you remind me of hirugami idk why but yes.

when i think of beaches in early spring, i think of grey, heathered skies, and the gentle roll of the tide against rocky shores. i also think of bonfires blazing as the last, pale peach rays of the hidden sun dip below the horizon. i also think of friends, which is why i think you’d huddle around the bonfire with mattsun, the two of you joined by the rest of the seijoh 4, sipping warm drinks and chatting until midnight 🤍

+ bonus: you end the day laid out on the blanket gazing up at the now-clear night sky while makki and iwa try to throw oikawa into the water

— ask game closed!

#augustine’s ask games #yknow it’s actually not the first hirugami i’ve gotten hmmm

[nishiannoya]

"I still can't believe you think so low of yourself, princess," said Makki with a disappointed tone as he continued taking pictures of your precious face. Your teary eyes look directly at him as you kept taking his whole dick on your mouth. You were doing your best trying not to gag as the tip hit the back of your throat, but it was not an easy task. Especially since Matsukawa insisted on thrusting at your pussy from the back at an insane pace.

"Doesn't she look beautiful, Matsu?" he asked, showing the other guy his phone with your pictures on it. Matsukawa slapped your ass hard enough for you to moan loud, causing Hanamaki to growl at the sudden vibration.

"So fucking beautiful," he agreed. Your cunt clenched at the conversation of the two boys. It was too much, and they know it, but they won't stop until you see yourself the same way they see you. And that requires more than one round, for sure.

I already told you this but I fucking love you 🤍

f!reader, filming, male masturbation, humor, poly w/ matsuhana

18+ only - MINORS DNI

Ding!

It's a beautiful day in Buenos Aires, the city just waking up as a certain brown haired athlete finishes his morning stretches. Oikawa checks his phone and excitedly unlocks it when he sees it's several new messages in the group chat with his old teammates. Whatever is going on must be pretty juicy based on the way his phone won't quit buzzing.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Kindaichi: Fuck you senpai

Kunimi: 👍

Yahaba: I hate you both so much

Watari has left the chat

Iwaizumi: whEJEK88?++7

Iwaizumi: WHO

Iwaizumi: WHERE ARE YOU I AM ON MY WAY

Iwaizumi: xms9))!kaq*

Iwaizumi: sorry...fucking Miya saw that over my shoulder and stole my phone

Iwaizumi: you can't just send me shit like that while I'm at work

Iwaizumi: now the whole JNT wants to fuck your girl

Kyoutani: Sendai Frogs too

Oikawa chuckles at the picture attachment of the trio of blonds - a selfie shot with just the top of Mad Dog's head, Tsukishima frowning in the background with red cheeks, and Koganegawa caught with his mouth hanging open.

He curiously scrolls up the thread of messages and nearly drops his phone when he sees what's caused all the commotion - a shot of you, naked and shimmering with sweat, being held down on Mattsun's lap, his large hand around your throat while presumably Makki's fingers squeeze at your cheeks, keeping your pretty mouth open and tongue pressed forward to show off the load of cum that overflows in lewd strings mixed with your saliva.

Fuuuuck. Blood instantly floods to his cock beneath his shorts. Tooru lets out a strained groan, the arousal almost painful as he taps the image to enlarge and focuses in on the glassy look in your eyes. He imagines what it'd be like to be there, to hear you undoubtedly whining and to tell you how pretty you look all fucked out at his friends doing, maybe even smear his cockhead against your messy tongue if they're willing to share.

Phone in one hand, he reaches to adjust the hardness in his shorts, unable to resist running his palm up and down the length over the fabric. You certainly must be a needy little thing to handle both Makki and Mattsun, and perhaps another if they'd ever be so generous.

His hand moves faster, breath quickening, and eyes fluttering when he suddenly loses grip on his phone. He fumbles with it a few times, able to catch it before it lands on the floor, but everything in his body goes ice cold when he checks the screen and realizes his dire fuck up. Somewhere in trying to catch his phone, he accidentally snapped a photo of him gripping his dick print and sent it to the chat.

Iwaizumi: vote to kick shittykawa out of the chat say aye

Meanwhile back home on the other side of the world, Makki nudges your dozing form in Mattsun's arms to get your attention. You peak open your bleary eyes to see your strawberry-haired lover holding his phone to you.

"See, princess? Look how stupid you have these men. That's our pretty girl for you," he coos pridefully and places a quick kiss to your forehead, making you smile as you nuzzle into his shoulder. Mattsun hums in agreement from behind you and gives the back of your neck an affectionate little peck.

"Thank you," you murmur softly, grateful for these two to always make you feel loved and desired.

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#kiki-ps📬 #i am sitting in a grocery store parking lot with my head against the steering wheel #the person in the car next to me is totally judging me #thank you for sending me this 🤍 #needed this today

[dollfaceartz]

Haikyuu Art Masterlist

*nothing yet*

❤️NEKOMA❤️

-Kuroo -Yaku -Kai

-Kenma -Yamamoto -Lev

-Inuoka -Shibayama

-Nekomata -Fukunaga

🧡KARASUNO🧡

-Daichi -Suga -Asahi

-Noya -Tanaka -Ennoshita

-Hinata -Yachi -Yamaguchi

-Ukai -Kiyoko -Michimiya

-Narita -Kinoshita -Tsukki

-Kageyama

💛FUKURODANI💛

-Bokuto -Washio -Saruki

-Akaashi -Konoha -Kaori

-Yuki

💙AOBA JOHSAI💙

-Oikawa -Iwaizumi -Makki

-Yahaba -Watari -Kyotani

-Kunimi -Kindaichi

-Matsukawa

💜SHIRATORIZAWA💜

-Semi -Tendo -Reon

-Ushijima -Shirabu

-Goshiki -Yamagata

-Kawanishi

🤍INARIZAKI🤍

-Kita -Aran -Omimi -Akagi

-Suna -Samu -Atsumu

-Ginjima

🖤OTHERS🖤

-Sakusa -Daishou -Mika

-Terushima -Komori -Iizuna

[mylittletucktuck]

1st year w/ you, my little turtle. 🐢🤍🐹

¿Recuerdas cómo nos conocimos? Fue un 08 de febrero del 2022, un día que pudo haber sido cualquiera pero que sin embargo para mí tiene un significado hermoso, ya que así pude obtener tu amistad, de la cual me siento más que afortunada. Pienso que lejos, mi Makkie-Boo, eres una de las mejores cositas que me han pasado en la vida. Tú forma de brillar y de ser tan único hace que todo tenga más sentido, me transmites calidez y una paz tan hermosa que es tema de verte para volver a una realidad, puedo aquí decir que eres el mejor amigo que alguien podría pedir, tenerte es como ganarse la mayor fortuna del universo. Es por eso que, recuerdo este día como el mayor regalo en mi vida, porque a través de las mascotas maravillas conocí a una gran partecita de mí; tú, mi niño. Muchas gracias por existir, mi pequeña tortuguita. Feliz primer añito, mi chiquito. *.✧