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slvtforoldermen · 2 months

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Pedro’s Characters: The Dick-tionary

How big are Pedro Pascal’s characters and some NSFW headcannons

(WARNING: DETAILS OF PENISES AND TALKS OF SEX - MDNI)

Part Two <3

A/N: Sorry I never continued Fluff February :(, I lost motivation so I’ll just write them and post them as a prompt list for whenever…

Joel Miller:

Okay, all his characters are big, it’s a known fact, but Joel is 100% the biggest. Probably about 8.5 inches, with a pretty pink mushroom tip, and GIRTHY AGH! There’s a vein on it that is really visible when he’s hard. Oh and his balls are big too. Everything about Joel is just big. Not only is he big but you best believe he knows how to use it too. He’s got a daddy kink… Fav positions are missionary and cowgirl, however when he’s angry doggy or the mating press are a no-brainer. Daddy kink! DOMINANT!!! There’s no way this man is a sub, it just doesn’t work, he’s just so dom yknow, and when he’s soft, he’s the sweetest he’s ever been, but if he’s angry, hard dom Joel comes out and that’s a man you don’t wanna piss off if you wanna cum. He’s got such a daddy kink. “Fuck babygirl/boy, you’re so fucking sweet, sugar. So fucking good for daddy. Yeah baby? You like that? Such a good little girl/boy, so fucking sweet.” Daddy kink is such is a big thing for him. Hair wise? Well it’s the apocalypse so it’s probably hard to find the Manscaper 3000 or whatever. He trims his hair with some scissors, honestly he didn’t really care for shaving before you, so he just let it grow, but once when you were sucking him, you almost sneezed from how much it tickled your nose and made a little joke about it after, which made Joel feel a little bad so he cut them just a little shorter. Oh I’m sorry and did I mention… DADDY KINK!!!

Javier Peña:

(Here I’m purely writing about Javier Pena in a fictional sense AS PEDRO, not the real guy, this has nothing to do with the real Javier Pena)

Okay, Javier, my baby daddy. Um, who said that- ANYWAYS! Javier is probably the second biggest, in joint place with Oberyn, definitely about 7-7.5 inches, as he’s nicknamed by moi, the Pussy Slayer of Medellin. It goes without saying that Javier is rough, as we’ve seen, side note: I don’t know why I thought watching Narcos with my family would be a good idea… I was sat on the couch like “😀 okay, I’m watching Pedro have sex next to my mum, just a normal Saturday morning…” anyways back to it (hehe Negan reference) but Javier is rough, doggy and cowgirl are his favourite positions, but sometimes when he’s feeling a little somber he likes a little missionary. As how domestically-kinky I like my men, I’m a little disappointed that Javier isn’t a committed man, but he does have a tiny 🤏 breeding kink, he defo isn’t a fan of being called daddy, in fact just call him Javi and he’s yours, and he’s dom obviously. “Oh carino, you take my cock so well, you good little whore… fuck… my sweet little angel.” I mean, we’ve all seen his hair, so do we really need address it, that also might genuinely be my fav sex scene in all of cinema history.

Oberyn Martell

Okay, admittedly, I haven’t seen any proper scenes of Oberyn, because I’ve just started GOT, so I have no clue what his character is like apart from being a HUGE BISEXUAL SLUT, so he’s just like me 🤭

Oberyn, tying with Javier, is about 7-7.5 inches, and I feel like his cock is definitely a lot more tan than others, idk why, it’s just an instinct. Defo uncircumcised. His fav positions are definitely cowgirl OH and dude is the literal definition of a pillow prince, again, just like me. Suck his dick, please, just suck his dick. Again, I don’t know how he’s presented in GOT, but I’m like 74% sure he’s dominant? From the clips I’ve seen 🫣 Hair wise, do razors exists in the GOT world? Or does my man just shave himself with a sword.

Javi Gutierrez:

Oh my sweet baby Javi… he’s so kinky. I’m fully convinced he’s into full BDSM, not so much where he has to do it every single time, but maybe like once a month. When I was watching TUWOMT for the first time, when Nick is about to go into the room with all his merch and stuff, I was dead convinced it was gonna be a sex dungeon. There’s no way a man is this sweet and adorable without being into some freaky shit.

Anyway, Javi is about 6.5 inches, with a sweet pink tip and he’s definitely a giver not a taker, don’t get him wrong, he ADORES you with his dick in your mouth, but he prefers to eat you out/suck your dick for hours on end. Oh and he’s a sweet talker, when you guys aren’t being full kinky, he’ll praise you to hours on end, mumbling in your ear how good you are in that sexy accent of his. Is a little bit of a switch, but mostly dominant, soft dom if it’s a normal night but if it’s that special night, only your safe word will pull him out of hard dom space. Definitely the type to overstimulate you in a sweet way “you can take it right sweetheart? Mi amor~ just take my cock nice and good, ahí tienes.” Um, daddy kink for surely, but not like every single night like Joel. But when he’s between your legs, and he’s stimulated you so far into sub space, and you’re struggling to keep your eyes open, and you’re reaching up for him, babbling how good his cock feels in your hole, he can’t help but coo down at you and praise you so hard. He’s not bald, but his hair isn’t long, just trimmed to the point where it tickles your nose when you suck his cock.

Din Djarin

Okay, so I think it’s canon that Din hasn’t really ever felt human touch, so I feel he’s really inexperienced… but the dude’s got a pretty dick. Like it’s just so… pretty. About 6 inches with a sweet baby pink tip, he’s so sensitive too. He loves head but he really can’t say it, he’s just too embarrassed. I just get the vibe that he’s mostly subby. He tried to be dom once but the poor baby couldn’t handle it all. But then he tried again and he did so good, but it tired him out, so if he’s domming, which is once in a blue moon, he’s going to be soft, maybe even softer than Javi. Mommy/Daddy kink!! “Please, I’m good right? Please, please tell me I’m doing good… you always feel so so good, I love you so much.” Please, he’s so sweet I love him. It’s rare that you guys get off together because of reasons due to his upbringing and stuff so he just likes being taken care of, the sweet boy. Before you, he never really cared for shaving, so when you first strip together, he’s a little nervous about it, and then after that he trims it, quite short.

Marcus Moreno

If anyone says this man is a hard dom they’re just kidding themselves, this man is the sweetest man out there, obviously not as much as Din ofc <3.

Marcus has an obsession with using his hands, making you cum just by fingering you. Then when he’s inside you, he slips his fingers into your mouth, or around your neck, or on your cheek. His dick is about 7 inches, and like everyone else, knows how to use it perfectly. Angel is one of his favourite nicknames to call you. “My perfect Angel, taking my cock so good baby…” whilst hes thrusting into you ever so gently. Would never EVER do it when Missy is around, so quickies before picking Missy up from school are his go to, but he loves the days where his mom can take her out for the day or even a grandma sleepover so he can be with you for hours. You under him, over him, him inside you, his good girl/boy, his good angel. Pleasuring you until you get numb. The armpit hair in the scene of the gif gets me and idk why, I have never had a thing for armpit hair but maybe I’m just really horny, but his hair down there is nice and trimmed, not bald, never bald.

Tim Rock(Hard)Ford

Here we go…

Oh Tim man! I have a teensy 🤏 detective kink so when Pedro played this role it was over for me.

Maybe it’s the greying, like Joel, but I feel like he’s huge, just like Joel. He’s 8 inches, living his best life. But he’s just a tired old man, so when he gets home, please just get on your knees for him, he’ll just lay there, stroking your hair, praising you, telling you how good you suck his cock. Then he’ll bring you up to the bed and return the favour, making sure to always get you to tell him about your day as he does so. Saturday nights are always his favourite time to rail into you, he’s had the whole day off, just resting, watching you walk around, getting him so worked up. He has a domestic kink. So seeing you do chores get him so hard. Loves fucking between your thighs when you’re sleeping because he gets home so late and just needs a little relief, but you look so cute and peaceful while you sleep and because he’s so considerate, he doesn’t wanna wake you. “So good for me baby, so good for daddy, gonna fill you up, you’re not gonna let any of my cum slip out right, gonna keep it all in your tummy, yeah, that’s it, cum for me.” TALKS YOU THROUGH IT!!! Sleeps naked. Not trimmed, not shaved, just grows it out, he’s old so he doesn’t care, it’s not like anyone but you would be seeing him like this anyways.

Dieter Bravo

I love Dieter, he’s so cute.

Not dom, but not sub either, just dom enough to see you break under him but sub enough to whimper and get soooo desperate. Such a huge pillow prince, he loves it when you suck him, especially when you grab his balls and caress them, he cums so quick when that happens. He’s about 6.5 inches, and it loves fast, not as in quickie, but he loves seeing you fall apart as he jackhammers into your hole. When you ride him he gets so sweet, and he can last long, don’t worry, but you just look so pretty on top of him, he can’t help it, please don’t be mad at him. Has a thing for dry humping, especially in the morning when he’s too lazy to move properly. “So good baby, oh yeah, fuck, grind against me just like that, mmmf fuck…” loves to beg and watch you beg, he’s so good to and for you, don’t doubt him ever. He doesn’t shave, he trims it, but he’s so goofy, so once he shaved it into a heart.

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal smut #joel miller #joel miller x reader #joel miller smut #javier peña #javier pena x reader #javier pena smut #javi gutierrez #oberyn martell #din djarin #marcus moreno #tim rockford #dieter bravo #slvtforoldermen

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lttl3babybug · 2 months

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Could i request Lucifer cg headcanons?😙

Course!!!! I’m gonna use this as Luci with a toddler/Kid regressor cause I’ve got a Cg!Lucifer and Baby!Reader in the works too :3

Cg!Lucifer Morningstar Headcanons!

🍎Being an actual dad Lucifer is pretty experienced with kids! So he’s defo a great cg!

🍎He’s very hands on with you, loves getting messy while playing

🍎Finger painting, colouring, drawing, playing in the mud, jumping in puddles. He’s down to do it all with you. The messier the better

🍎That just means bath time afterwards!

🍎Very respectful during bath time, will leave you to do it yourself if you want but if you’d like his help he’ll happily do it

🍎Puts a few rubber duckies in the bath for you to play with while he cleans the mud/paint off you

🍎Cuddles! Especially if it’s getting chilly, loves wrapping you up in a nice warm blankie and snuggling you

🍎He’s so caring, kisses all your owies and makes sure you’re all bandaged up

🍎Loves playing pretend with you

🍎He’ll be your knight in shining armour, the damsel in distress, the big bad dragon, whatever you need he can do it!

🍎Loves picking out outfits for you

🍎Showers you in gifs and compliments, you’re his perfect little one, his pretty princess, handsome little prince

🍎You have more stuffies than you know what to do with, they’re piled up in your play room

🍎Oh yeah. PLAY ROOM.

🍎It’s filled with toys, nap corner, books, fidget toys, changing table, whatever your little heart desires it’s in there

🍎Gives you a duck he made especially for little you, it’s got a little paci in and everything :(

🍎He loves you so so much and sometimes worries that you don’t know just how much he adores you

🍎You are his everything

🍎While cuddling if you’re cold he’ll wrap his wings around you, letting you stroke the feathers

🍎Loved seeing you in his hat, he thinks it’s adorable

🍎If you’ve got long hair he will absolutely sit and put it in braids and tie little bows with ribbons at the end of them

🍎Or he’ll leave it down and put little hair clips in to keep it from falling in your face

🍎You’re his little duckling, peppering kisses all over your face every time you cry and letting you know just how much he loves you

🍎Going to the park and feeding ducks together or playing on the swings

🍎He’ll do anything to see you smile

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reysdriver · 1 year

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Behind The Venue | J.P.

(part 1 to this fic) you discover rockstar!james is cheating on you through a fan's social media post — modern!rockstar!james x fem!reader angst

warnings: james being a cheater

words: 1k

warnings: umm just to let y'all know, a lot of my writing is gonna be angst for the time being cus i'm going through a breakup lol and also let me know if you want me to write a part 2 to this cus i can defo see it already

James was currently on tour with the boys; last night was Berlin, tonight was Vienna. Although you both wished you could join them as they visited almost every European capital, you couldn’t leave everything for two months.

Well, you could. James had made it clear you didn’t need to work, that he would buy you anything you ever needed or wanted, but you didn’t want to be completely dependent on him. So while he travelled all around the continent, you stayed home to wait tables and keep your flat warm.

But it wasn’t like you were completely away from your boyfriend for the whole time; you called each other every night—even the ones where the boys got blackout drunk in foreign hotels, and you constantly stayed updated on everything regarding the band.

The little bits of connection were how you found yourself on Austrian social media scouring the hashtags related to The Marauders. You scrolled through selfies of fans in front of the empty stage, waiting for the boys to start. Some people brought posters and gifts for them, which always made you smile. Some of the fans even mentioned you in their posts and you commented on a few of them, wishing them a fun time at the concert.

Then, you sent James a good luck text and went to make yourself dinner. You’ve learned that the best concert pictures and videos get posted a day or two after they’re taken, so you know you don’t need to stay online all night. Instead, you take your food to the couch and put on a movie while the concert hall in Vienna was electric with excitement.

Near the end of the second movie of the night, you almost fell asleep in your living room, but your heavy eyelids shot up at the feeling of your phone buzzing shamelessly against your thigh.

It had been going off periodically before, but the notifications increased exponentially in the last few minutes.

Although you were half-asleep, you couldn’t just let your phone explode with activity. Scary thoughts that something happened to James at the concert overtook your mind and you quickly reached for your phone while attempting to hope for the best.

It was about James, just not what you were expecting. Someone had caught a video of your boyfriend making out with Lily Evans, the lead singer of their opening band, outside behind the venue.

The clip was short but inarguable. That was obviously James and Lily, and there was no debate on what they were doing.

It showed them quickly, then the teenage girl who took the video flipped the camera to herself and said something in German. The only thing you could understand was your own name, and you weren’t sure you wanted to know what the rest meant.

The video was just posted, but it was already spreading. There were so many comments and reposts; everyone seemed to have something to say on the matter.

It ranged from ‘you should take this down, imagine how humiliating it is for (y/n)’ to ‘I mean, we’ve known this was coming lol look at their constant flirting’, and you weren’t sure what hurt more.

And even though every single take felt like a slap in the face, you kept scrolling through them all. You were careful not to interact with any of them so as to not encourage drama, but it seemed like the fans were doing fine on their own when it came to stirring the pot. Eventually, it just became all too much. You took a screenshot of one post and sent it to James.

But despite that, you weren’t staying up any longer. You shut off your phone, plugged it in across the room, and started getting ready for bed. You didn’t care if the only other thing to do was cry yourself to sleep, you weren’t spending any more time watching your boyfriend kiss his coworker.

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The night barely consisted of sleep. There were periods where you calmed down enough to sleep, but you woke up several times in a pool of emotions. You managed to stay asleep for long enough that you’d be adequately rested, and that was good enough for you.

When you opened your phone in the morning, you were sure that any limits to messages and mentions must have been hit. So not in the mood to hear anyone else’s opinions on your relationship, you didn’t even bother opening social media.

You saw that James had sent a string of texts and tried calling you several times, and your heart ached. He was the only person who you would listen to about this, but you didn’t want to hear anything he had to say. What could he say over the phone to fix this?

Then, as if on cue, your phone vibrated with an incoming call from him.

You were torn on what you should do. Answer and listen to him begging for forgiveness, decline and ignore everyone? If you answered and he asked for mercy, would you forgive him? You even thought about airing out all his secrets online in a petty act of revenge. But none of those really seemed like something you would want. In this fragile state, you wondered if anything could help.

Then your attention snapped back to the picture of him on your screen, letting you know he wanted to talk.

Compromising between all the ideas that had just been running through your head, you declined the call and opened your messages. ‘come back home and we’ll talk.’ was all you sent James before tossing your phone aside.

#james potter #james potter x reader #james potter x you #james potter x y/n #james potter imagine #james potter angst #rockstar!au #rockstar!james #rockstar!james potter #rockstar!marauders #marauders era #marauders angst #marauders au

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hollytoshaw · 15 days

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hi hun i don't know if you do headcannons but i just can't stop thinking about what harry would be like in a relationship / in love just feel like it would be so adorable, mayb ecould you do a headcannon or smau on it? :)

hiii!!! thanks for the ask. here's my lil take on this xxx

boyfriend harry!

would probably be awake before you, having to rush out the door to a sidemen shoot but would always make you a tea/coffee and leave it on the bedside table with a cute little note like 'don't miss me too much today' or 'you look fit even when you're snoring'

defo has his lockscreen as a pic of you but not a posey pic just like a candid of you cuddled up on the sofa (thinks you're the fittest even when you're in a dressing gown, sudocrem on your face and hair shoved in a claw clip)

constantly messages you during his day when you're not together, sending you silly pics with the sidemen boys, pics of what hes eating, random selfies, defo would be cheeky and ask for a nude at like 1pm in the afternoon on a random tuesday

if he was on holiday with the boys he'd make sure to facetime you probably quite tipsy from a few pints and just goes on a rant about how much he loves you and misses you, asking you a 100 questions about your day

sends you about 100 instagram reels a day of either cooking videos asking if you two can make it for dinner that night or just the most random videos that you've probably already seen on tiktok (claims he hates tiktok)

defo would bring you back a shitty souvenir from every holiday he's been on so you end up having about 20 magnets and shotglasses from the most rogue places

he'd love cooking together but it's usually you doing the cooking and him trying to distract you by hiding ingredients or pinching your sides whilst you're chopping up the veg. would 100% make you stand on his feet and dance around the kitchen like idiots too

if you text him asking him to pick you up something from the shop on his way home, he'd end up coming back with 10 varients of the item because he's so indecisive and couldn't decide which one you'd prefer most so ends up getting them all

always slapping your arse or tryna bend you over the kitchen counter to wind you up

makes sure you have the best relationship with his family because he loves you both so much and wants you to feel like you're apart of it>>>

loveeeees a forehead kiss

always makes you be his plus one when he has to go to events or parties because he hates them but would enjoy them knowing you're by his side

always makes you scratch his back or run your hands through his hair

just needs to be by your side 24 hours of the day, not even in a clingy way just in the sense that he adores your company

laughs at all your jokes, even the shit ones

the boys constantly telling him to shut up because you're all he ever talks about, its become his personality

hates movies but would defo be a sucker when you'd suggest a rom com movie marathon just because he know it makes you happy

getting you to wear his hoodies because he thinks they look better on you

a/n: hope this was okay never written something like this so hope you enjoy!!!! <3333

#wroetoshaw #anon #headcannon

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teenage-mutant-ninja-freak · 11 months

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Random witchy shit the lads have to put up with

Leo

"Do you have any hair?"

"What? Hair? No I'm a mutated turtle, I don't have hair"

"Ok what about nail clippings?"

"Why the fuck do you want my nail clippings?"

you just sigh and walk away

telling him to put a crystal in his pocket and threatening that if he loses it and dies you're going to do some necromancy shit and beat his ass

he can't sleep so you get out your lavender infused oil and give him a massage

then he's pissed that he overslept and you're just like "Sorry I'm very powerful, next time I'll let your insomnia continue!"

he has a thing about fingerprints on mirrors so one of your most long running arguments is you writing sigils in the fog on the bathroom mirror

Raph

running into his room, clearly het up "What fucking moon phase is it tonight?"

he checks his phone and is like "A waning gibbus"

you practically screech "FUCK!" and run off again

he's kind of into it tho, always asking astrology shit like "What planet is it that's making me so annoyed today?"

you're just like "Earth, baby. It's earth"

he finds your collection of bones and teeth, he was not happy about you keeping them in his room

"But what if I need to call on those spirits to protect you out on patrol? Did you ever think of that?"

His room is messy as fuck and you do a lot of candle magic

have defo almost burnt down his room on at least 4 seperate occasions

Mikey

"Can you do a spell that will get me free pizza?"

"I could just buy you a pizza?"

"No, it's more fun if I know magic was involved"

you had to enchant his nunchucks because he kept hitting himself in the face with them

"Don't ask any questions, I need to know the time you were born"

he tells you, you go on your phone for a minute furiously typing and then say "How dare you be an Aquarius Venus. How could you do that to me?"

he looks around the lair for 2 hours trying to find the laces to one of his shoes

only to find you doing knot magic with it

"I was in a pinch and this was the only knotable thing I could find"

"Baby, I need to put on my shoes..."

Donnie

you turn everything he says into a problem because you find it funny

like he says "Bombastic side eye" when you say something out of pocket

and so, of course, you say "Did you just give me the evil eye? You 100% just evil eye'd me! You cursed me!"

taking his poptarts to give as offerings

that one really annoys him because somehow you always take the last one

and you won't let him eat it after, you just chuck it out when the deity is done wit it.

he meditates sometimes to get to sleep

and keeps waking up covered in and surrounded by your crystals

"I thought they'd relax you! Sorry I have a tight pussy and brilliant ideas I guess..."

"I just pulled the 7 of swords so who the fuck are you cheating on me with?"

he cannot win with you

#tmnt #tmnt x reader #tmntxreader #tmnt leo #tmnt donnie #tmnt raph #tmnt mikey #witch series #witch so #with s/o #tmnt imagine

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bwoahtastic · 4 months

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Max honestly screams shy cam omega. All the clips from the streams he’s so giggly and blushy

Oh pls! He would be a bit shy about it because he hasn't always likes the softness of his body, which stays even when he works out a lot. He knows its an Omegan thing but his family was always mean about it... But he is turned on by the idea of camming and needs money so tries it out. He already gets quite a lot of money foe just showing his chest, but ofc even more when he plays with himself or wears cute lingerie! Hr defo has regular viewers who spend the most on him hehe, spoil3d baby as he deserves!

#asks #camgirl au #smut

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i-gotyou-dontworry · 3 months

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So the bang was defo a clip - but RedDaya is real!

I don't think so but I need more photos to verify it

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vxxlkyrie · 3 months

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Could you possibly pls do some Jane the Killer hcs?? If not her, then maybe Nina?

I’m so sorry it’s taken me so long to get to this request! I’ve been on and off sick for a while (I’m still sick actually).

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Masterlist

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Jane The Killer HCs

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- 100% had an emo phase before she met Jeff let’s be fr

- THE BIGGEST LESBIAN ISTFG

- Dresses in pink tutus with Sally when they have “tea time”

- Has an entire collection of just different brands of black lipstick

- Practically all the young creepy pastas call her mom or something of the sorts

- She doesn’t know how to feel about it ^

- Has a separate closet just for leather jackets (the lady needs her jackets idk what to tell you 🤷)

- Draws on the thinnest fucking eyebrows omg

- HUGE coffee drinker

- Whispers “i hate men” whenever Jeff enters the room

- Defo blasts AC/DC when she drives

- Had a shit ton of Evanescence posters in her room at one point

- Her first celebrity crush was Avril Levigne

- Nina says her room is depressing (it’s monotoned 🫠)

- Has a bouquet of roses she kept from Sally

- She’s terrified of it dying cause she knows Sally will cry ^

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Nina The Killer HCs

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- Tried to do dye her hair rainbow one time and it ended in tears

- Plays that little flower petal plucking thing (the “he loves me” “he loves me not” thing idk what it’s called)

- Owns way to many Kandi

- Colour coordinates them with her outfits ^

- Same with hair ties and hair clips

- Was OBSESSED with those princess dress up games when she was little

- Would watch the Little Mermaid constantly growing up

- Drowns herself in vanilla perfume

- Gives herself new highlight colours every week (Ramona Flowers frl)

- Her sink is now permanently pink (her hands too ngl)

- Has a really creepy collection of My Little Pony dolls she stole (it’s all pinky and Twilight)

- She never even watched MLP, she just likes their colours ^

- Has those tooth gem things, a heart on her left canine and a star on her right

- When she had braces (she did idc what you say) she begged the dentist to put all the elastic colours on at once

- Has a really old Beanie Baby on her bed that she refuses to get rid of (the fluff is gone and it’s ripping)

- It’s Eva btw (the pink elephant thing) ^

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#creepypasta #creepypasta fanfic #creepypasta fandom #my headcanons #headcanon #jane everlasting #jane the killer #nina the killer #creepypasta nina the killer #creepypasta jane the killer #shitty headcanons #probably ooc #fanfiction #ao3 writer #fanfic #requests open #taking requests #ao3 fanfic

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