#(<- i am joking lol)

[themathomhouse]

this disability pride month, stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs standing up or walking.

can I stand and walk? sure, for a short while and with pain. the consequences for trying to be out all day without a wheelchair are that I'll be in bed for the rest of the week, too tired and in too much pain to move.

but the government won't give me my own wheelchair because they have the same attitude as these jokes - I can stand up, so I don't need one. exercise is good for you, you should walk!

it keeps me trapped in the house, unable to do anything more than short stints anywhere without borrowing or hiring a wheelchair - one that causes me pain to sit in and relies on someone to push me (usually with difficulty), because they're not going to have a high-end chair for that sort of thing.

it's not a miracle that a wheelchair user can stand or walk. it's something we should aspire to see more often.

#disability #disability pride month #chronic fatigue #fibromyalgia #cfs/me #post exertional malaise #like fucking hell people we should really be long past this by now #why am I seeing these bullshit jokes on my dash in twenty fucking twenty three #i did a short walk to a cafe yesterday because I thought I was up to it #and my right leg has seized up #my ankle can barely take my weight and my hip won't move properly #also lol I almost certainly have hEDS but cannot persuade a doctor to give me a referral #in summary #stop being fucking dense #i would rather people who don't need mobility aids use them than have people struggle because they don't want to be seen as a faker #or have people think that you have to reach a certain level of severity before you need it #also if I had a wheelchair I would bring my cat with me more places but that's by the by

[tippenfunkaport]

Damn, girl, are you a Tumblr poll? Because you are way too vanilla.

#i am sorry #but I had to #vanilla extract #vanilla #tumblr polls #polls #tumblr memes #tumblr culture #tumblr #memes #lol #funny #humor #shout out to Indi for accidentally giving me the idea for this joke

[mothbii]

Ok but why did I think that Armin and Eren were actually going to kiss for a second???? 😭😭

#LIKE THEY WERE POURING THEIR HEARTS OUT SAYING THAT THEY'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER #I LITERALLY SAID IN MY HEAD “wow the eremin truthers really winning with this one lol” AS A JOKE #AND THEN THEY LIKE RUSH TOWARDS EACHOTHER????? #LIKE WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO THINK??? #attack on titan #aot #eremin #armin arlert #eren jaeger #eren yeager #attack on titan spoilers #attack on titan final season

[locusfandomtime]

see, i was going to make a genuine (albeit still jokey) one of these, but I think this is way funnier.

#we’re on tumblr in the minecraft youtube fandom though so I think is going to be accurate anyway LOL #disclaimer: this is a joke! dont take seriously! i am lgbtq. this isnt supposed to be insulting its just fun and parodying #locus fandom time #hermitcraft memes #hermitcraft #hermitblr #shitpost #mcyt #people post weirder stuff and tumblr is very queer but if i get people being annoying this is getting deleted heads up

[vaguely-concerned]

Concept: After the one two punch of Tain’s death scene and the official augment reveal, Garak and Julian Do Not talk about it directly for a long long time, but Julian does pointedly assign Frankenstein for their homoerotic book club lunch after Dr. Bashir I Presume. Garak is…Untroubled. 

(“Monstrous fathers create monstrous sons all the time without ever resorting to anything so dramatic or crude as lightning rods and graverobbing, my dear Doctor. Why, in some families it’s practically a tradition. A family trade, honed to perfection over the span of generations.”

“Yeah?” 

“Could anything but such an iterative process explain the existence of Skrain Dukat, do you think?”

“Hah! You know what, you may have a point.”) 

It’s about. The mutual ‘We may both have been made into different kinds of monsters at the hands of our fathers and yeah I guess that kind of sucks. But at least at the end of the day neither of us is Gul Dukat’ emotional security of it all

#garashir #star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #julian bashir #elim garak #gul dukat #I know I made a post with a very similar joke recently but frankly I am suffering the mortifying ordeal of having to watch dukat speak #I must channel my burning hatred into dunking on him or else go mad #his one redeeming feature as a character IS that it's hilarious every time he shows up I suppose lol

[ushiromiya]

(madoka magica / rebellion spoilers below. TW: suicide and controlling behavior)

I don't know the direction in which walpurgisnacht rising will take homura's character but I can say with confidence that from at least where rebellion left off that I truly believe that homura made the decision that she felt was the most correct one even if it meant she had to become a monster in the eyes of every person that loved her. she felt that if things were left in the way the law of the cycle was currently running things that it was inevitable that kyubey would eventually capture madoka in her goddess form, study her, and use her to as a source for mass amounts of energy at the suffering of herself, the others within the law of the cycle, and magical girls at large again. this is something he explains very clearly when talking to homura before her transformation into homulilly.

I get so exhausted when I see people try characterize homura as an actually evil person with completely selfish desires and no regard for others. all of her actions, while not explicitly explained outright, when looked at closely always indicate that she does things out of her care for the other girls but feels like she bears the burden of having to do it alone because she believes she's the only one who doesn't let her emotions get in the way of protecting madoka and the others from kyubey and sometimes each other.

I will always use the scenes of her interactions with mami and sayaka in rebellion as huge examples of this. she has no reason not to kill them if she's a completely selfish and unemphatic person that only cares about madoka and no one else when given many opportunities to do so. I also don't personally think she keeps them around JUST because of madoka's happiness either. she very easily could have suppressed their roles in madoka's life with the world rewrite and clearly choose not to. I believe her mocking sayaka and acting in a clearly "evil" manner is deliberate acting on her part to frame herself as a villain. she might believe this would her actions more palatable and will create distance between herself and everyone else to protect them as well as allow her to assert more control in this situation. it is further emphasized how she truly feels with imagery displayed in homura's new world around herself (shoes abandoned on the side of a building to potentially indicate suicidal ideation, a half moon alluding to homura feeling unfulfilled and unhappy with this decision, her dancing around happily before stopping and slowly falling off the cliff side with a similar implication as the shoes).

homura's relationship with the others is incredibly complicated but she cares for them deeply too as they are also people she considers friends, she just had a particularly strong attachment to madoka. we don't get to see as many instances of her interacting with them as we do them interacting with each other as we are unfortunately only really privy to homura's life after she began looping for the most part but we can see it in the way she has expresses concern and distress for them in moments where she believes they are in real, tangible danger of being hurt (she's winces and tries to turn away when aiming for mami's leg and screams out when she believes mami is about to be truly harmed after their gun fight, which neither ever had the real intention of hitting one another with any of those bullets in the first place). her entire witch's labyrinth is one where everyone is happy and gets the lives they desire. why would her labyrinth, which is meant to reflect in-part her inner feelings and desires, appear that way if she didn't truly want that for everyone?

rebellion is so compelling to me for all of this and so much more!! (I could write a whole other post on the way it presents it's freedom with danger vs control with safety question at the end of the film) she is a girl who has repeatedly suffered incredibly traumatizing events and longs for a world where the person she loves and the friends she considers dear are safe. homura is not really the devil, but she wants to appear to be because being the devil would be easier than being a human being in these circumstances.

#I “joke” that i'm a homura apologist but like for real I am LOL #homura's actions aren't holy and good #but I don't believe they are evil either and that's kind of the point #anyway can you tell i've watched this movie like 10+ times #madoka magica #homura akemi #madoka magica rebellion #walpurgisnacht rising #homu #letters from rokkenjima

[lucabyte]

sorry loop if this looks gay to the viewers

#[deranged asexual artist voice] i can eroticise nulls in ways your mortal mind cannot begin to comprehend (i pick an appeal point and pray) #sifloop #in stars and time #in stars and time fanart #isat #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #siffrin #lucabyteart #HAVE I DRAWN IN THE SAME ARTSTYLE TWICE YET. GOD. WHY AM I LIKE THIS. WHAT IS THIS. WHERE AM I. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MOE BLOBS? ? #anyway. you guys thought the stupid chest star headcanon from my doodles was going away? nope. call me chekov baybeeee #jokes aside though this is sooooo tame. hope you all like it lol #also . loop body horror feetie pyjamas . my infinitely worse headcanon. there are NO DOGS here actually. SAD!

[foolsocracy]

omg ally

#idk what’s going on in the background but IDGAF!!! 🍾🥳 #I amuse myself #also ofc aunt May loves gay ppl this was just for the joke #my art #peter benjamin parker #spider noir #spider man noir #marvel #robbie robertson #also the cafteria Robbie mentions was a gay spot in the 1930s lol #like in real life #in greenwich village which is close enough to the Bowery am I right #they can walk a few blocks that all I’m saying #who remebers when I posted those first 2 pics like 8 months ago #tumblr if u crunch these pictures I’m killing myself

[drakkonyan]

finally did some good art, enjoy ya animals/aff

#ace attorney #apollo justice #trucy wright #klavier gavin #klapollo #my art #fanart #yall better give this at leats 1/5th of the attention that narumitsu family shitpost got yknow? #joking idc lol #reblog what yall want besties #singles kraft forehead #lol #edited because i am STUPID and part of the background was erased so i had to fix that #also i forgor to paint his bracelet in the cheese one

[accio-victuuri]

xiao zhan is the cat whisperer. 🤫

#xiao zhan #accio victuuri edit #accio victuuri gifs #jianguo be like — AM I A JOKE TO YOU??? welcome home cheater! lol #he is so gentle with the cat 🥹🥹🥹

[wistfulwatcher]

C1E44 "The Sunken Tomb" | 2.03 "The Sunken Tomb"

#tlovmedit #tlovm #criticalroleedit #vex'ahlia #vax'ildan #vexahliaedit #vaxildanedit #stealth twins #stealthtwinsedit #mine #edit #* #crc1 #callback* #1k #i love callbacks #(i mean not really but kind of) #I WASN'T JOKING this is all i'm gonna talk about it was SO SO SO GOOD ugh all the little details of this just *chef's kiss* #this is the first time in a longggg time i've just HAD to stay up to gif lol #anyway i'm an emotional wreck and am gonna crash and listen to willing on repeat #(and try not to think about the possibility of an amv to willing in just one week 😍😍😍 #(and if it doesn't happen fast i mayyy have to dust off vegas and try to do it myself))

[bird-inatrashcan]

Finally we have downpour! We've only been playing for a couple of hours but I am already obsessed with these two.

#rain world #five pebbles #artificer #rain world artificer #downpour spoilers #rain world downpour #rain world spoilers #this may have been done before i haven't looked bc. spoilers. but. #it hasn't been done by ME #also this is the best one of my little joke comics has ever turned out!!! am learning!! #giving a slugcat dialogue felt so unholy lol

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

“Ok in the original error message on Grammy night there’s the the code that says DPT which obviously now is the acronym for Tortured Poets Department but backwards and it’s counting down 3-2-1 from back to front IT’S LIKE IT’S STARTING FROM THE END INSTEAD OF THE BEGINNING or from the last page instead of the first chapter and the word scramble is literally a red herring and the original error is web speak for the system crashing BECAUSE THERE’S BEEN A GLITCH THE SYSTEM IS OVERLOADED so she has to go back to basics with a typewriter instead in the latest tease but also the betting Swifties are saying the Apple Music scramble is spelling out Glitch backwards too and the original error message is a black page with white font but the NEW error message is white with black font they’re like TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN and now she’s teasing 13– THIRTEEN WHAT?!—“

#the tortured poets department #this is the fun kind of clowning lol #I’m 99% kidding but I think I might be onto something with the end before the beginning thing lol #(I’m not a rep tv truther whatsoever) #(I want TTPD to shine and get its limelight for eons) #(but I have to admit this joke conspiracy theorizing made me think maybe the end -TTPD- prefacing the beginning -rep- isn’t that far fetche #in the grand scheme of conspiracy theory clowning lol) #I think she’s just going to release some sort of bonus/accompanying content/art to go with whatever is cooking for Friday) #I do actually think the 13 might mean something… 13 extra tracks? Poems? Something? A la 3 am edition of midnights #Jlaw gif WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[brawlmetaknight]

translated a new chapter of dedede de pupupu na monogatari (also known as kirby manga mania) by hirokazu hikawa! meta knight appearances are a rare treat in this manga, but i always absolutely love hikawa's take on him. a cool, popular DORK.

#text #meta knight #disclaimer: i am no professional at this i just do it for fun and knowledge. the power of neurodiversity compels me #i will say i don't really understand the variety show joke #i know バラエティ is/are basically japanese game shows but i don't know what balloons particularly have to do with it lol #also when mk says kirby's ghost trick scared him the most - he used the word 'obake' which is like a shapeshifting yokai (ghost/demon/etc) #which makes this the second time mk has expressed fear of ghosts in a kirby gag manga

[ladylingua]

if I lived in Tortall and became a lady knight my big distinction would be that I can be the first female knight that enjoys gossiping and parties and all the other stuff Tammy can’t help herself from 😑ing at because she hates it so much lmao

“So wait, they’re giving out free food and drinks in the great hall and all I have to do is wear an outfit and stand around and listen to assholes talk about themselves while occasionally taking my turn to yammer on about my thoughts on the realm? Say less, I’m sprinting back from this practice court as we speak”

#this is why I like aly #Alanna is my favorite but Aly and I would get on better #she understands that you can get shit done AND enjoy a good party too lol #also we both enjoy blue hair #I am semi joking because Alanna actually on page did go to parties she enjoyed #just more get together a with friends at the dove where you can vibe off to the side #which is more my scene as well #but I absolutely would not say no to a royal party with free food #I love free food #tamora pierce #tortall

[reineydraws]

chrissy & steve: somehow it feels like we've sabotaged ourselves

#stranger things #stranger things fanart #eddissy #harringrove #edssy #eddsy #eddie munson #chrissy cunningham #steve harrington #billy hargrove #comic #st comic #stranger things comic #hello antis pls just block me instead of commenting anything. dont interact. im begging. #i am SO PROUD of the way theyre all sitting. they look so relaxed. yay me. #the joke is that eddie and billy arent incorrect for assuming this based on chrissy's and steve's descriptions lol #hellcheer #i am too excited about this to wait a normal amount to post it so im posting it 6 hrs after i posted my last thing 🤷🏻‍♀️