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m4tthewmurd0ck · 4 months

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Tom Blyth x Actress!Reader

no y/n and i try to avoid descriptors but do use she/her. you star in house of the dragon and your character is aemond targaryen’s girlfriend (let me live ok i know we could change him! he told me!!) aaaand also tbosas as sejanus girlfriend (get it bc rachel and josh and now you and tom). your character in tbosas is nova may winter.

your social media ~

just a fun little social media series, will do this in between editing my coriolanus snow x reader series. first part below the cut, sometime early 2023.

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tmz_tv trouble in paradise? rachelzegler and tomblyth spotted looking a little cozy last night! wonder how yourname and joshandresrivera feel!!!

yourname heartbroken!

↳ joshandresrivera shocked!

↳ yourname betrayed!

↳ joshandresrivera bamboozled!

↳ yourname flabbergasted!

↳ joshandresrivera devastated!

↳ yourname yeah that we weren’t invited hadbdjsndj

↳ tomblyth i hate you both 😭

↳ rachelzegler you guys literally had reshoots for tbosas though????

↳ tomblyth and we offered to reschedule for when all 4 of us could go?

↳ yourname fuck we’ve been exposed

↳ joshandresrivera gotta blast!!!

username wait are they really dating?!

↳ username no. rachelzegler is dating joshandresrivera and tomblyth is dating yourname.

↳ username waaaait i just read tbosas. obviously coryo and lucy gray, but also yourname character is dating joshandresrivera character 😂 so everyone had to kiss each others significant other 😂😂😭

↳ username oh to be yourname and rachelzegler

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 30 minutes later 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

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yourname here to serve your #snowbaird needs! first 3 📸 are the love of my life and tomblyth is in the shots too.

rachelzegler hahaha i love you

↳ yourname marry me when???

tchalamet where was the post for paul and luna when dune came out? #fakefriend #betrayed

↳ yourname timothée??? i literally made a whole youtube video talking about my experience with dune? and i sung your praises for like 10 minutes???

↳ tchalamet not the full first name 😳

joshandresrivera and what about the ship for our characters 🤬

↳ yourname istg you’ll get an entire post dedicated to u once the film is actually out.

↳ joshandresrivera carry on 🤭

ewanmitchell aemond and juliette didn’t get a post either 🤨

↳ yourname aemond killed my baby lucerys, he doesn’t get shit 😞

↳ ewanmitchell you did a whole post when osferth died????

↳ yourname my sweet baby osferth did not deserve to die either 😔

username damn yourname your onscreen boyfriends are low key needy af 🫣

↳ yourname i know right 😩

tmz_tv 👀

↳ yourname this was a joke. i’m laughing at you, not with you.

yourname has blocked tmz_tv

tomblyth caption got me like 😧… and what’s the last photo my love?

↳ yourname my lockscreen is what it is.

↳ username “my love”

↳ username she said my lockscreen hahdudsbdifesz one of us one of us

hunterschafer you’re my spirit animal

↳ yourname hunter is the ACTUAL loml you guys

↳ tomblyth “heart been broke so many times” - rod wave 😧

username i read the book. coriolanus has to choke nova may. tomblyth did u develop a choking kink 🤭😏😏😏

↳ yourname hahahaha username i love you so much for this

↳ username someone spoil it for me why does he choke her

↳ username nova may figures out that coriolanus is the one who betrayed sejanus right when he’s executed and she goes to confront him later. this is when he and lucy gray first get to the cabin. she has a gun but he manages to throw it to the other side of the room. and at least in the book he slams her against a wall and tries to kill her by choking her.

↳ username istg they better put this scene in the movie.

↳ username but does he kill her?

↳ yourname watch and seeeee!

↳ rachelzegler so proud of my girl yourname! we can’t talk about it too much because #spoilers but you guys she’s incredible and it was so cool to watch her and tomblyth film that scene

username i bet tomblyth felt so bad having to be mean to yourname

↳ yourname all jokes aside, tomblyth aka the actual number 1 love of my life, he did feel so bad 😭 i love seeing him turn into coriolanus because it’s obviously so different from who he actually is as a person. but after each take he’d immediately ask if i was okay 🥺🥹

↳ username god i’m so single

if you’d like to be tagged in future tom blyth x actress!reader let me know!

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pseudowho · 3 months

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Reader: Hiromi I committed a crime,😓.

Higuruma Hiromi: ...😦

Reader: and now you will have to judge me 🥺.

Higuruma Hiromi: the.. wha..?? 😧

Reader: my crime was🥺....to have stolen😔....your heart😮‍💨😮‍💨.

higuruma hiromi: 😦😧🫨😵‍💫😵.

As soon as you almost give your husband a heart attack hahaha, follow me for more tips🤭🤭

Aiiiight, here we go...

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Hiromi was sat, spread-legged, jittery-kneed on the sofa, the pen behind his ear being taken off, clicked clicked clicked, put back on, taken off, clicked clicked clicked; truly, a fidgeter, surrounded by case notes, his brain a hive of activity. He barely looked up at you as you entered the room, simply patting the sofa beside him, invitingly.

"Hiromi," you teased, pouring him and you a glass of wine, "I've committed a crime."

"Mmm? Is that so?" You heard the humour restrained in his nose, your lips twitching into a smirk, and continued.

"It's true," you insisted, "I've stole--"

"Because it is a crime to confess to a crime you haven't committed," he said airily, "it's perjury, in fact."

You faltered. Hiromi was stern now, unsmiling, his black pen unclicked.

"Obstruction of justice," he continued, "by proffering false evidence, can be punishable by a not insignificant jail sentence. I've seen whole trials brought down by it, you know." You blushed under his burning gaze, feeling like you had broken the law already.

"So I hope you know a good lawyer, darling." You sputtered as Hiromi went back to his work.

A few moments passed as you stewed in your embarrassment...until Hiromi giggled, clicking his pen again and wiping tears from his eyes.

"I'm sorry. I'm just fucking with you. What were you going to say?"

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Higuruma Hiromi uses his powers for evil.

#pseudowho answers you #jujutsu kaisen higuruma #jjk higuruma #hiromi higuruma x reader #higuruma hiromi #higuruma #jjk hiromi #hiromi x reader #hiromi hiromi hiromi

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boyfiejay · 5 months

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Boyfriend Niki Bullet Point AU

(again not birthday related but I couldn't think of anything else)

Warning : curse words, lmk if I missed smtg

Author's note : his birthday is almost over but I had such a busy day, I couldn't make time to finish this. And I have a test tomorrow which I need to study for, so this is kinda rushed. Anyways happy birthday Niki!

- Let me tell you, bro was MESMERIZED

-You met him through sunoo and he was laid back and all till the moment he saw you.

- he isn't quiet around new people, although he wouldn't start a conversation but hes never quite.

- The whole of enha was staring at him while he introduced himself, cuz wdym he's stuttering???

- ' um, h-hi. I'm riki ' and awkwardly trying to give you a smile.

- looses it when you smile back at him.

- cuz wdym you're pretty and have the cutest smile??? bro is done for.

- avoiding eye contact and isn't making a single noise while you go around being best friends with the rest.

- the moment you leave, jakehoon are on his ass.

- you can't blame them he was a bit too obvious.

- continues being in denial till sunoo speaks up,

- ' you know, idc if you go for her. She thought you were cute '

- bro is speaking half truth because you have a full fledged crush on Niki for months now, but you would bite off sunoos head if he said that

- the fakest laugh with words of denial again 🤦🏻‍♀️

- ' hahaha, what no no, I don't- wait what😧 '

- atp jakehoon are CACKLING, like rolling on the floor tears in their eyes kind of laughter.

- Sunoo tried so hard to be laid back to not scare Niki, but that flies out the window the moment he saw Niki turn red.

- basically forces him to talk to you.

- everyone agreed in their heads that making him talk in person was a stupid idea, so he decides to text you.

- now this guy has a whole different personality when he's hiding behind a screen.

- ' Hey, is this yn from earlier? I just thought you were cool.'

- what. the. fuck.

- wdym he's good at texting? wdym he actually made a good conversation starter?

- ' oh hey! Yeah that's me, you know you could've said that in person. '

- take deep breath for this one

- ' then how about we meet up sometime, so I can say that in person. '

- ??? what. rizzimura indeed

- He can't believe he just scored a date(?) with you

- yes he did not say that out loud in person.

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httpsuniverse · 10 months

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DRESS | JD14

wherein singer!y/n shocks her fans when she reveals her relationship with a person her fans obviously didn’t expect, f2 driver, jack doohan.

↳ TYPE: ig au

↳ PAIRING: jack doohan x singer!reader (face claim: aespa’s karina)

↳ DETAILS AND WARNINGS: fluff/romance

↳ AUTHOR’S NOTE: some drafts i’ve written/made, just needed to clean up the drafts. there’s more but i’ll edit them first before i post em! enjoy ❤️

this work is purely fictional. names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. © newuniverse, 2023. do not steal, repost in other platforms, translate and/or claim this work as your own.

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yourusername last moments with my black hair 🥹 any guesses which color i’m choosing? (it’s my first time dyeing my hair i’m nervous 😓)

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yourbffsig i think you’ll look good without hair :D

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yourbffsig KIDDING!! love youu 😌

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user omg queen!! what if you go blonde 🥺

user i can’t see her going blonde though, it’s a bad idea 😩 purple would look good!

user the day y/n dyes her hair is the day i go insane.

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user GIRL WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF HER GOING BALD IM CRYINGF

user maam what if you bleach your hair 😌

user STFU FONT GIVE HER IDEAS IM GONNA BAWL

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jackdoohan happy to come away from the #spanishgp with a p2 and most importantly solid championship points, let’s keep it rolling into monaco next weekend! #f2

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user still can’t believe you cut off your hair 😭 i’m still mourning over it, jack.

user congrats mate! 👏🏻

user 🔥🔥

56 weeks ago

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yn.updates y/n seen today in barcelona with a bleached hair 🎀 sources said she came with her best friend to watch both f1 and f2 races!

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user sometimes i forget her best friend is literally a nepo baby, a fia nepo baby to be exact

user huh what

user yeah lol her dad’s one of the board of directors of fia! she was often seen in the paddock when she was young and i think she’s close with mick as there’re some pictures of them both in and out of the paddock!

user WHATTTTT

user WHERE TF IS THAT GIRL WHO SAID Y/N GOING BLONDE IS NOT A GOOD IDEA

user i apologize 😔

user ok but like whats the reason behind her bleaching her hair 🤨

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yourusername 22 coming your way 😉

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user WHAT.

user OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG Y/N ALBUM!!!!!!

user OOOOO SHE LOOKIN GOOD 👀

user WHAT THE FUCK IS JACK DOOHAN DOING IN HER LIKES !!!!

user it’s so random pls

user 😭 icb it’s a canon event lmfao

user i think it’s because they met(?) each other in barcelona! i think her bff introduced them to each other 😄

user why haven’t i heard that y/n went to the gp 😧 i was literally there

user she went there for a music video filming i think, she just went to the race during her break she said it during one of her ig lives hahaha

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[ T I M E S K I P ; A YEAR LATER ]

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yourusername it’s been a little over a year since 22 was released! as you all know, i’ve written my first full album last 2022 and it has a special place in my heart, as the title song tells the story about being young and carefree ❤️ thank you all so much for all the love you’ve given 22 ✨ as a thank you, i’ve released a new song titled DRESS, which is now available to all streaming platforms!

i’d like to express my deepest gratitude to my label, my manager, my friends, my family and last but not least, my muse–the reason behind this piece, jackdoohan 🤍 this is for you, my jacko!! happy anniversary to us, my racer <3

enjoy the surprise song, everyone! sending you all love, xo.

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user y/n??? jack??? what???

user WHY NOW WHEN I’M ALREADY COMFY IN BED!!!

user y/n, when was this???

user im so confused rn

user I AM IN CONFUSION, EXPLAIN, Y/N, EXPLAIN!!!!!

user can jack fight tho 🤨

user NOT ME LOSING Y/N TO JACK DOOHAN 💔💔

user this wasnt on my bingo card this year

yourbffsig congratulations lovie!! happy for you and jack 🥰 thank me yall hahaha happy anniversary and stay in love!! 🤍✨

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mickschumacher loved the song, y/n!! happy for both of you 🤍

— ❤️ by yourusername

jackdoohan happy anniversary, angel 🤍 i love you and all the songs and poems you’ve written for me 😍

yourusername love you soooo much, jacko 💞

user SONGS?!?!?! THERE’S MORE?!?!?

yourusername will be released soon 🤫

user WHAT THE HECK!!!

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jackdoohan so amazed to see you on stage tonight, beautiful. you looked absolutely stunning and happy doing what you love. congratulations on your first concert, i love you ❤️

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yourusername crying!! you really surprised me when i saw you in the crowd 🥺 i almost didn’t finish the song and was thinking of running straight to you!!

yourusername the flowers are pretty btw!! 😍

jackdoohan just like you ;)

yourusername OH??

mickschumacher there are children on this app.

yourbffsig tell them to go away, let these two be in love!!

user oh idk which one i wanna be...do i wanna be jack or do i wanna be y/n

user he came right after his race yall, and on her concert’s first night. if he wants to, he would.

user damn it, when will i be in love... GOD I SEE WHAT YOU DO TO OTHERS ?! WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN !!

user the hand placement yall :( hand fucking placement!!!!

user jack is SOOOO in love 🥺

user “you looked absolutely stunning and happy doing what you love” haha guess who will sleep on the highway tonight haha

user you 🤝 me

#jack doohan imagine #jack doohan x reader #f2 imagine #f2 x reader #f2 instagram au #formula 2 imagine #formula 2 x reader #formula 2 x you #jack doohan x yn

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suzukiblu · 27 days

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re: how gnc should kon be in the sugar baby AU, i kinda got the impression that it was something kon was—testing out, kinda? not exactly, but like, in the same way that he’ll do something to indicate he wants to hang out with tim and then walk it back bc he thinks he’s being overbearing (and then tim wants to burn down the world).

like “haha i’m doing this for you do you like it lol 😘” “yes. 🥵🫠🥴 but also do you like it. are you enjoying it. are you having fun. if you’re having fun then can i bankroll this forever. not just for me but also for you” “…….. 😧😵‍💫😳 what” (the emojis are not in-text conversations, they’re states of internality. except the kissing face that’s also external)

Tbh I actually had zero intentions of including Kon testing out gnc stuff when I originally outlined this fic but then crop tops happened and also Daisy Dukes and then I wanted to include Serling in at least a name-drop and anyway it all snowballed from there, hahaha, so I think we can all safely assume that he is doing at least a BIT of testing things out at this point. Like, there are just several layers of "testing things out" that Kon is currently partaking in while Tim is just gently boiling into mush as an unintended casualty but also encouraging and supporting him in every possible way, lol.

Also "oh hey Tim thinks this thing I definitely don't specifically like and haven't been specifically wanting to try is super-hot, oh, uh, okay" is VERY validating for Kon, I'd think?? Like that DEFINITELY seems like a thing that would validate Kon, haha.

#anonymous #rintalk

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coeluvr · 3 months

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no cuz whatever dynamic luceris and mc have is so fascinating forreal.... luceris being proud of mc is so. 😧⁉️ still not over him calling them bird either.... they make me insane coe what did u put in this dynamic to make it so addicting ((((((i feel like i have to say it but not romantic!!! not romantic!!!!!!!))))))

also mc panicking at the sight of helios after the hunt bc he looks like luceris is sooooo good also im squeezing helios like hes one of those stretchy spikey ball things <3

I think Luceris being somewhat odd makes the dynamic between them pop LOL like he's just so... ? One moment he's like "aw child be free 🥰" and then 2 minutes later he's all "yeah I murdered your family HAHAHA!!! 👹" like yeah...

I think Helios being a stretchy spikey ball fits all too well now that we're kind of seeing the type of person he is lol I listen to "Step on me" by The Cardigans for him a lot heh

#coe answers #coaaf if: mc #coaaf if: luceris #coaaf if: helios

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ncityavenue · 2 years

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You smack their ass ft DREAM + Sungtaro

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MARK

"Hahaha! Dude, I mean babe! Dude why would you do that?!"

Thinks it's so funny that he tells everyone about it

Is genuinely tickled by it

But when yall are alone, no more smiley tickled mark– HE'S COMING FOR DAT ASS take that as you please

RENJUN

"Do you wanna die?" Is the first thing that comes out of his mouth.

He literally runs after you until he catches you and will smack you ass back but ten times harder

Is your booty okay?😧 (take that as you please)

It will be war.

You didn't know cute little renjun had that in him but all you know is that your ass is sore and you'll never slap his butt unannounced again.

JENO

Looks at you like (.◜◡◝)

Because he knows if he retaliates that you will be crying fr fr, FYI he doesn't know his strength

Instead he just asks you with his deep voice, "why now?"

Thinks it's cute honestly but he'll slap your ass back just for a lesson

Don't let your butt jiggle either, IF HE SEES THAT IT DOES HE WILL BE DOING IT AGAIN AND YOU WILL BE RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE😭

HAECHAN

Straight up moans and tells you to do it again

Becomes even more clingy with you afterwards

He hugs you tightly and is like "AIIIIGOOOO"

He starts slapping your butt as well but lightly

Idk y but he's genuinely happy that you did that?😭😭

JAEMIN

*Wingles eyebrows in jaemin*

"Sexyyyyy~"

You think he forgets that you did that but like 20 minutes later when the room is silent he slaps your ass so hard that it echoed

Btw yall are in the dance room so it echoes loud and all the members look at you dying from pain and pleasure

He looks at you like your crazy and says "what happened?"

Just know Jaemin is sneaky with his ass slaps.

CHENLE

Screams. Straight up screams.

"What are you talking about?!" Even though you said nothing?

Bites you. Yes bites you. Where? Anywhere that is the closest to him.

He doesn't slap your ass back he just sits there as if he just didn't just bite you.

You don't do it again because you're scared what he'll do next

JISUNG

Feels betrayed and looks at you as if you committed a crime.

You were laughing at first but now you feel really bad

You hug him and apologize to him but then you feel a giant hand swiftly come down on your butt.

You're really surprised because jisung doesn't even like saying the word boobs he says chest instead but this man just slapped your ass so now you're conflicted.

"JISUNG!"

"YOU DID IT FIRST."

Then you realize since he's always around boys that he need to defend himself to all the time this is nothing more than defense and not him ruining his innocence.

SHOTARO

*giggles* BECAUSE THATS ALL HE DOES😭😭

Would actually move on as if nothing happened

"Why'd you do that?" *in giggles*

You actually never do that again because he's so "uwu" that you refrain from doing it💀

SUNGCHAN

How did you even reach his ass? He's too tall.

He doesn't feel it though, because since he's so tall it felt like a breeze passing by

"Was that you?" *speaking from the clouds*

"Yeah?"

HELP😭😭 ALL JOKES INSIDE THO

He looks back at you and says "what are you trying to slap? There's nothing there" (lowkey roasted him a bit but we still love sungchan okay)

You start backing up bc you think he's gonna smack your ass back but he doesn't, all he does is kiss your forehead...

*SMACK!*

You feel like you just got the whoopin' of your life.

"Love youuu" *goes back to dancing with taro as taro giggles*

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I really do not know what this is, all ik is that I'm tryna post.

ALSO, IM SO EXCITED FOR HALLOWEEN IDK Y and kinktober

ANYWAYS BYE BESTIE BOOS 🤗❤

#nct #nct dream #nct drabbles #lee jeno #huang renjun #na jaemin #zhong chenle #park jisung #lee haechan #mark lee #sungchan #shotaro #nct scenarios

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prettyngeto · 4 months

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things in the first two eps that i will never recover from 🫡

the intro. word for word BAR FOR BAR

blackjack cameo iykyk 🤭

uncle rick cameo when they were in the headteacher's office 😭

the way grover was willing to have percy hate him just to keep percy safe.

THE MYTHOMAGIC CARDS

"i can grab some food from Di'Angelo's" LIKE HELLO????

grover and percy swapping their sandwich fillings - my heartttt

the entire mrs dodds scene

RIPTIDE.

percy and sally counting to three before running out the car - i love them your honour

SALLY WIPING HER TEARS I WANTED TO CRY

and just sally being the goddess amongst women she is honestly

dionysus convincing percy he was his dad js to get day drunk😭

"Son." "Dad? 😧😧"

"is there a god of disappointment?" - idk but im probably their child

"we burn what we'll miss the most" PERCY BURNING HIS BLUE SWEETS AND PRAYING TO SALLY 🙏🏽

"i think i've made some real friends" oh! yeah this is gonna hurttttttt i can feel it

if luke evil then why hot.

if clarisse bully then why hot.

the dryad and the council of cloven elders ughhh 😩

"like...like Jesus??" bro was convinced he was the next messiah

"grover why is there half a goat in your pants 🤨🤯"

gabe being a comedic relief instead of an abus*ve asshole?? like no dude im supposed to hate you😭

"losing at imaginary poker" - i giggled.

LOGICAL PLAYING WHEN QUEEN SALLY SHOWED UP

sally buying percy "welcome home" sweets - sobbing.

"there's something wrong with my brain." "i'm scared" - LORD I AM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER

annabeth shamelessly admitting to stalking percy. what an icon

YOU DROOL WHEN YOU SLEEP ‼️

"not you sunshine" changed my brain chemistry

percy's silly little teenage boy montage - he fr started flossing pls 😭

clarisse being a female rage icon

luke playing the role SO WELL i be forgetting he's the villain so this just means the betrayal is going to hurt more hahaha xx (im not okay)

annabeth helping him up js to pathetically push him into water and the way SHE KNEEEWWWW ugh yes we love

"I AM SALLY JACKSON'S SON" - LIKE YES BABY YOU TELL EM ‼️

and finally percy being a confused and sarcastic lil shit for the entirety of the two episodes because walker is percy confirmed.

#star talks pjo 💙#🧇𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐬 #so yeah pretty much everything from the first 2 eps 😭😭#this is my life #if y'all couldnt tell by now...#percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood

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frodo-with-glasses · 1 year

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More Reading Thoughts: The Steward and the King

New chapter, let’s go!

Dude Eowyn chill out lol

Eowyn: “I’m bummed because I tried to commit sudoku and it didn’t work.” Faramir: “Please don’t do that. You’re too pretty to die. But hey, if it makes you feel any better, we all might die anyway, so you might as well rest up if you wanna be able to fight.” Eowyn: “But they want me to stay in bed. And my window doesn’t look eastward :’-C” Faramir: “Oh! I can fix that! :-D”

AND NOW MERRY AND FARAMIR GET TO CHAT!! DUDE!!

First Bergil, and now Faramir!! This just in: All of Pippin’s friends eventually become Merry’s friends. When am I gonna get my scene with Beregond and Merry, huh??

(I probably won’t but a girl can dream)

Tbh I think the Warden ships Farawyn

Faramir: “I’mma give you my dead mom’s cloak ‘cause it’s beautiful and sad like you”

Faramir: “Man, it’s been great hanging out with you. I really hope the world doesn’t end now, ‘cause I don’t want to lose this.” Eowyn, a genius: “This what?”

This whole scene plays out like a cheesy Bollywood movie. It’s so over-the-top. I love it X’-D

And then everybody MAGICALLY STARTS SINGING AT ONCE

“And his duty was to prepare for one who would replace him” 👀 John the Baptist is that you??

And here we see the healing power of love *throws confetti*

YOOOOOOO WE GET MORE GONDORIAN MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS WAIT

Okay so we have trumpets, bells, harps, viols, flutes, and horns listed so far. I’m gonna want to answer that ask more thoroughly at some point won’t I?? ‘Cause I have didn’t have this information before but NOW I DO

Heyyy there’s somebody named Hurin! Hopefully his life has been better than the original one

(I can’t imagine naming your kid after someone who’s best known for having a son with the Worst Life Ever. Like, okay, sassing Morgoth to his face is pretty cool, but is it worth it?? Is it really?? Like the only thing worse would actually be naming your kid Turin. … They’ve done that too, haven’t they?)

ELFHELM!!!

ELFHELM SURVIVED!!

ELFHELM OF DAD JOKES I LOVE YOU

Hahaha hi Ioreth

“They are dear friends, I hear.” HECK YES THEY ARE

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW RIGHT YOU ARE IORETH

Listen one of my favorite tropes is when people in-universe acknowledge the bromance as An Official ThingTM, so this is PEAK. THANK YOU TOLKIEN

Faramir: “I give you my stick.” Aragorn: “No u”

Goodness GRACIOUS that is a whole paragraph of titles for Aragorn. What the heck. Who is it in my notes that always tags Aragorn as “local man has too many names, local authorities report” because you are RIGHT

“Now according to tradition, he should take the crown from his father, but given that his father didn’t have the crown and is also very much dead—”

Faramir: “I give you the crown” Aragorn: “NO U”

And now Frodo does the task of a ring-bearer in an actual wedding, which is to carry the shiny thing to somebody so they can give it to somebody else

“HEY! LET’S HEAR IT FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA!”

Woohoo King Aragorn!

WAIT

HOLD UP

‘ITS GATES WERE WROUGHT OF MITHRIL AND STEEL’??

YOOOOOO!! That’s a 100% METAL DOOR!! In a MEDIEVAL SETTING!! Even WE don’t have huge metal doors for most things, and we’re in the modern age!

First of all, imagine how shiny! Secondly, IMAGINE HOW FREAKIN’ SCI-FI—

BEREGOOOOOOOOND

HELLO MY BOO I’VE MISSED YOU

“And the king said to Beregond: ‘Beregond…’”

Pffft

I must be slaphappy, ‘cause for some reason I find his name being written twice in a row to be very funny

Aragorn: “Okay so you’re not in trouble, but you’re also not allowed to be a Guard of the Citadel anymore.” Beregond: “😨☹️😭” Aragorn: “…Because you’re gonna work FOR FARAMIR! GET PROMOTED ON, IDIOT!!” Beregond: “😧 … 🤩🥳🎉🎊🎈”

Aww haha Aragorn and Eomer hug X-D

Eowyn, to Faramir: “I’ll be back later, I promise.” Eomer, probably: “👀😨😡”

Aragorn: “Pls stick around, friends, I love you guys”

Frodo: “Pippin, you were wrong, Gandalf is keeping secrets again.” Gandalf: “excuse”

Aragorn, excitedly: “LE GASP!! A TREE!!”

Okay so lemme get this straight: Aragorn wasn’t allowed to marry Arwen until he found a tree??

Right. Okay. 🤣🤣🤣

I’m sure this is very symbolically important and whatever but it’s almost 3 AM and I just think it’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all night

GLORFINDELLLLLL

GLORFINDEL HI!!

I’VE MISSED YOU FRIEND!!! 8-D

I guess all these other elves are here too but I don’t really care ROFLOL

This chapter really is the epitome of Tolkien going “oh shoot I guess I’d better include some romance in here huh”

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wyllzel · 18 days

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companion reactions to accepting bhaal are so interesting 😧 i am glad i tried it but i feel like the worst person on earth now hahaha 😭

shadowheart (selunite), karlach, and wyll's reactions... 😭 shadowheart's was definitely the worst...

i felt really awful over astarion's too (spawn) ;;

lae'zel felt like my mom giving me a "not mad, just disappointed" speech which felt very deserved :'(

gale was surprisingly chill ??? altho i guess he knows what it means to be a god's chosen... plus even tho he's on his "mystra forgiveness" path, i am sure he still has his powermaxxing tendencies haha (i had him in my party for the orin fight, and he only Disapproved -1 when accepting bhaal - i was worried it would be like -10 or something 😧 but no just -1!)

#bg3 spoilers #chelle.txt #dark urge: fleance #interesting stuff...

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ngl i realized a couple months while looking at colleges that i do NOT wanting to be going into something medical related 😭 it just hit me all of a sudden like BAM hey maybe you shouldn’t sign up for something you’re most likely not going to commit to, won’t enjoy, and for financial gain that will probably not be much of a gain hahahah also seeing how much sleep a sibling of mine is losing … yep not for me 😧 so you’re totally on target about going into medical because you LOVE it and not for anything else lol

Extremely wise judgment call on your part! There's a lot I didn't know about how fucking hard training to be a doctor was before actually getting into medical school. It's well-known that it's a "difficult subject," but aside from the rigorous academics, like... it's not very well-advertised how physically taxing the hours and requirements are, and how genuinely toxic some programs (especially among surgical specialties, including OBGYN) can be, which in my opinion is where the real difficulty comes from.

The national divorce rate is around 50%. The national divorce rate for neurosurgeons is 99%. Suicide is one of the leading causes of death for resident physicians across the board of specialties.

That said, I love medicine! I genuinely really enjoy the subject and the practice both! I have had so many good times, and I have no regrets about my choice to become a doctor! But if I had to go through the same exact schooling except I was learning, I don't know, law? I would have burned the fuck out, hahaha. I would never recommend that somebody do this without strong intrinsic motivating factors, and I'm not even going into a specialty known for being difficult or toxic.

#ask #personal #Anonymous #medical school

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house-of-lovin · 11 months

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To the anon mentioning the fan arts, I don't know how jealous Jenna can be but imagine R walks in on her shredding papers.

R: "Uh, baby, what you doing?" 🤨

J: "Just shredding some fan art"

R: 😧 "Wow, ok. Way to show your fans some appreciation."

J: "Oh, no hahaha! Not mine!"

R: "Jen... what did you do??"

J: "Some fans sent some fanart of you and Hailee as spider-girlfriends saying something about how perfect you two were. And don't get me wrong, Hailee is a queen but just couldn't have it In our house, ya know? ☺️"

R: 😰"........."

PLSSSSS

R would just be like:

#ask #legally binded

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strongheartneteyam · 5 months

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Happy 🎩 SPANKSGIVING 👄 🌽 you HUNGRY HOES 😩 💦 It looks like 👏🏼 the 🍗TURKEY 🍗 isn't the ONLY thing getting 😧STUFFED 👀 tonight 😝 So prepare 💋 👉🏼your pussies 😳for some sweet potato 👅 DICK 🍆 and some CUMkin 🎃 pie cause it is time to 😘GOBBLE GOBBLE 🤤up that slow roasted 🐓COCK 🐓 and swallow the 😜CRANBERRY SAUCE 🍒 if you know what I mean 😏 NOW👇🏼give that turkey 🦃some good 👍🏼'ole jerky ✊🏼💦 and get ready to give OR receive 😉🙏🏼 thanks ‼️ Send this to 7️⃣ of your best 💁🏼SKANKS 👯and let them know how ♥️ THANKFUL🍁you are this HOEvember 😘🍆 🔗

SORRY FOR BEING LATE but happy spanksgiving to you too hahaha being a hoe rocks ✨

#victória answers her precious flowers ❀˚ ༘#victória's moots live in her heart <3◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜#victória l♡ves getting asks!! ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚

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pandoraslxna · 5 months

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Happy 🎩 SPANKSGIVING 👄 🌽 you HUNGRY HOES 😩 💦 It looks like 👏🏼 the 🍗TURKEY 🍗 isn't the ONLY thing getting 😧STUFFED 👀 tonight 😝 So prepare 💋 👉🏼your pussies 😳for some sweet potato 👅 DICK 🍆 and some CUMkin 🎃 pie cause it is time to 😘GOBBLE GOBBLE 🤤up that slow roasted 🐓COCK 🐓 and swallow the 😜CRANBERRY SAUCE 🍒 if you know what I mean 😏 NOW👇🏼give that turkey 🦃some good 👍🏼'ole jerky ✊🏼💦 and get ready to give OR receive 😉🙏🏼 thanks ‼️ Send this to 7️⃣ of your best 💁🏼SKANKS 👯and let them know how ♥️ THANKFUL🍁you are this HOEvember 😘🍆 🔗

HAHAHA PLS 😂😂🩵

I‘m so thankful for you too on hoevember <3

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STREAMERS AU STREAMERS AU STREAM ERS A U ????????

yeah streamers au!!!!! :D i'm thinking all of them also upload their own videos on youtube too, but some originated as streamers and some as youtubers (more streamer au hcs under!!)

like i said in the other post, i think zelda would be analogous to someone like pokimane or valkyrae, and does variety/just talking streams. i don't think she would take advantage of or even be aware of her simps/e-girlism, she's actually very sweet and a just bit naive :'>. she probably already collaborates a lot with urbosa, and has on done a video or two with mipha. i would say she probably started off streaming first and then eventually starting doing youtube to post her vods, then make her own videos

mipha would kinda be like the qtcinderella and urbosa would be like. corpsehusband lowk ☝️😳 mipha does a lot of cutesy stuff like acnh and stardew valley playthroughs, maybe cooking & baking videos, and also like lifestyle videos like GRWM or 'day in the life' vlogs. her first video was a first aid video because she wanted to be a pediatrician when she was younger 🥺 urbosa started off as a youtuber and is one of those like old legendary youtubers who's still around so she's seen the rise and fall of the internet fr. she's very wise and she's zelda's favorite youtuber growing up, role model, and mentor 🥺 mipha probably also watched some of urbosa's videos growing up and cites urbosa as one of her inspirations when she started her own youtube channel :)

revali absolutely started off as a streamer but he excels as a youtuber, as expected. he does a lot of speedrun or challenge streams/videos of video games and i lowkey think that he has beaten quite a few speedrun records, only bested by link who he has an ongoing rivalry with because they keep beating each other's records. revali mostly does stream highlight videos, but every once in a while he'll do a fun little collab video with someone else or on the rare occasion, a vlog or a grwm 😧 someone asked him how he keeps his hair so nice on stream and he was so proud he ended up making a whole video about his haircare routine, what products he uses, etc HAHAHA

link is definitely the type of guy who made dumb little videos as a kid but eventually evolved into a full-fledged content creator with high quality videos and excellent ideas. he definitely does a lot of nintendo game videos (people adore his acnh playthrough series and his collabs with mipha 🥺), but i think he would also upload a lot of like. scenic videos of places he's traveled to or hiked at because he's pretty good at filming and editing. link def found his love for streaming and speedrunning on accident by, get this— watching one of revali's streams 😳😳😳 but he forgets that it was by revali 😭 link is like, This looks fun I want to try, so he does and is actually really good at it. so he ends up streaming the same exact games that revali did and beating his records, and revali would get pissed that his records were getting broken, and thus the rivalry was born!

what daruk does as a streamer or youtube still escapes me though like i just don't know what he would do. i can't even see him streaming KDJHFKJD like what would he do? maybe make reviews videos about old gaming systems, retro games, or reviews on his favorite restaurants or something LOL feel free to offer any ideas for him bc i'm lost lowkey

my brain is stewing with ideas for growing sexual tension between streamers revalink...... imagine them slowly starting to do collab streams together........ collab videos........ the champions going to twitchcon and doing a panel...... revalink meeting irl right before twitchcon because champion meetup and not knowing what to say because wow they're even more attractive irl....... revalink sexual tension in the airbnb all the champions are staying at because link got out of the shower with only a towel wrapped around his waist because he forgot his clothes and revali's eyes bulging out of his head 😭 UGH I THINK I MIGHT WRITE THIS AS AN ACTUAL AU HAHAHAHA

#revalink #loz #botw #loz botw #legend of zelda #amihan's revalinkverse #amihan's headcanons #ask #streamer au #THIS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL TBH #i wanna write revalink streamers so bad now.......#thank u anon for indulging encouraging and also enjoying this idea #could you imagine the amount of ship wars there would be between zelinkers miphlinkers SIDLINKERS and revalinkers in this au 😭#someone has gotta write the “heat waves” revalink fic in this au i swear to god #the revalink fandom would start off small and it would be a rarepair first but then when revalink start interacting more and collabing #people are converted into revalinkism because of revalink's lowkey flirty banter #losing their shit when revalink sit next to each other at the twitchcon champions panel and flirt even harder #internet would explode when revalink announce they're actually dating though #i'm so into this au omg

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