#(pfft can you tell which ones are new which ones old?)

[tuliptic]

"You're the death of me," they said. But why? And how?

Piles go from left to right, photos are taken by me, everything is literally by me. And I do not consent my work being used by third parties in other websites as well.

Now. Breathe in with me, and then breathe out. Picked your pile? Let's find out what are the answers

Disclaimer: This is solely for my entertainment purposes. Take only whatever you feel like it. If it doesn’t resonate, it’s okay to just drop it. 

Content warning: Sexual topics mentioned briefly without much details. Just to let y’all know beforehand.

Decks used: Luna Cat Tarot Deck (Major Arcana), Kawaii Tarot Deck, Sweet Dreams Oracle Deck, Starcodes Astro Oracle Deck, self made decks.

Pile 1:

With The Emperor being the overall energy in this pile, what I’m seeing here is some self demanding, where you have high expectations of yourself, and others as well at times. You have your idea of how you hold your destiny, and you often expect the same of others, probably why you may feel weird that people are not willing to improve or why would you have an FS and all those questions. Change is also very prominent here, where you live for changes, and changes often come to you. What I’m mainly feeling here is a soulmate relationship (there’s The World and The Lover) coming out for you in other places and… Yeah, just take it as you see fit. Cuz with all the questions you have about yourself and others, your FS is still head over heels, madly thinking about you all time.

Emotional attraction: Three of Cups rx 

Pfft for some feeling, your FS might want to start a fling with you, something short, something not so serious. But oh how the tables have turned, cuz seeing you with how you’re not someone to mess with may make them want to have you. It’s the cliche “I can fix him” trope, except you have no intention of fixing anyone. It’s just they’re learning from you about the ways of life and have been slowly seriously attracted by you. And they change. There’s a Death card in the entire reading and it symbolizes the dying of old ways and embracing the new ways. The catalyst? It’s you. They’re changing for the better because of you as they wanted to be the right one to be by your side, to be someone you’re willing to show off.

Emotional addiction: Eight of Cups rx 

And now we come to this card. Do y’all know one of the messages for this card is fear of change? There we go! There’s a lot of fear in your FS, but that somehow gets them more addicted to you. Fear of you leaving, fear of being left behind in terms of work progress or status in life, and many other more fears. You never wanted him to feel those emotions, but they just… Sorta has it. Prolly cuz of the trauma they experienced when they were younger. But all these fears just made them want to be better, pushed them to be better to be your equal. No, not masochistic tendencies but just… You. It’s all because it’s you and they want to achieve what you’ve achieved, so that you can look into their eyes and say “I noticed you, I saw you, I’m looking at you now.” kinda thing. 

Physical attraction: The Fool rx

This pile is starting to make more and more sense cuz The Fool in reverse gives me the feeling of maturity, as it’s the opposite of a fun and new beginning. You prolly have had a lot going through in your life, specifically school, career or family. Hence, there’s this old soul kinda vibe in you, where you may unconsciously present the more mature side of you. You may be young, yes, but people tend to say you look older than your age because of how your eyes focus on things, how your thoughts have formed you to be who you show to the outer world. Which was probably what made them want to have a fling with you because they wanted to see what it’s like beneath that hard shell.

Mental stimulation: Six of Cups rx

Honestly speaking, at this point I’m already tired of talking about mental maturity here but still the cards are telling me that. As your FS gets to know you more, they noticed that you’re working on yourself more and that you’re resolving any childhood issues, any traumas that have made you who you are today. While you appreciate being the strong you right now, wounds still need to be healed. This part of it just makes them amazed. They’ve prolly never needed to go through this and don't know the difficulties in healing your inner child. But they are willing to learn. They wanted to know more about you, about how amazing you’ve flourished, and they fall in love with you again and again.

Other forms of addiction: Knight of Swords rx

-Covers face in agony- ‘Aite let’s get back in. Your FS prolly has a tendency of annoying you just to hear whatever sarcasm or witty words you’ll be throwing back at him. I swear to god I don’t think they have a masochistic personality but the cards seem to tell me otherwise. ANYWAYS. Back to what we’re talking about here. They prolly like how you (lightly) hit them when they said something annoying or cheesy, since you’re prolly not very used to them. Or maybe they teased you a lot, thinking you didn’t know what they’re talking about, while you understood every single word and retorted back in the same way/language.

Remember what I said earlier in the first paragraph? About this being a soulmate relationship? Yeah. There may be fights and disagreements in life, but y’all know how to resolve it instead of sweeping it under the carpet. You both understand the importance of connecting with each other and that’s one thing that’s very telling. You two attracted each other into your lives and you slowly let go of whatever self criticism you have.

Ooh, one thing I need to share with you is that they like you, they love you a lot. They may act all nonchalant or fun and cheesy, but deep down in their hearts they’re really REALLY madly in love with you. They want you to hug them and to love them, just like how much they love you, just like how much their life depends on you showering them with the love they crave for. They are your other half, and y’all need to explore the ways of balancing the relationship because the past may be a ‘lil rocky.

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Pile 2:

The overall energy of this pile is hella intense. When the two cards fell out, I wanted to take only one but then upon looking at them, yeah they're gonna be a pair, cuz it's The Tower and The Devil. Personally I feel that there's no black and white in the energy present here. It's just, intense. No it's not all over the place, it's just at a place and it's building its strength there. 

I'm trying to keep this PG 13 but not gonna lie, it does give me a huge sexual energy between the both of you. No one should be judging you on that, not even yourself. Some may be easily sexually attracted to other people so yeah.

Emotional attraction: The Chariot rx

They like how things build up, letting the pining and tension between you two simmer. Or maybe how you’ve put a distance between you and them, only allowing them to slowly approach you. They like the pursuit, the chase, the patience and strategic planning to approach you. It's like... Extending the sexual tension in between you two. Yes it's there but instead of raving and rushing through it, it's gonna be like... Let it level up slowly until you're madly in love with them, until you can't think of anyone else other than them. 

Emotional addiction: Eight of Pentacles

They get hooked onto you by seeing how you've been working on yourself, how you've been wanting to master a particular skill, or multiple skills. I'm not surprised if this pile is learning a lot of things and wants to get good at it. Them seeing you getting better at saying the corniest pick up line just makes them fall for you even more. The way you focus on getting your shit done? Perfect. It'll make them torn cuz they want you to do your best and yet they also wanna kiss you and tell you that you're amazing. Honestly speaking, having both is possible you'll need to tell them that.

Physical attraction: Page of Swords

There's this youthful look/glow that you have. It's not gonna be about the appearance but the energy you give out. Probably have air influence in your rising sign (signs, degrees, Mercury, Venus or Uranus conjuncting your AC). There's this liveliness that you expressed when they first noticed about you, and that constantly be one thing they looked for in you. They love the air energy of yours and will get worried if you're not as upbeat as you were, or not as witty as you used to be. For some reason, the way you send text may also say something about it? Do you use a lot of emojis in your text? That too.

Mental stimulation: Six of Pentacles rx

Shrewd with your words. You're actually someone who's really smart and has a lot of concrete knowledge. Instead of the air type of intelligence, where one knows a lot of things and random knowledge, your sort of intelligence is something that you've learnt throughout the years, through your pains and tears. Those are what we're talking about here. And it's gonna take a lot of probing and coaxing from their side to get to know you better. You're the exact opposite of an open book; you're a sealed book. And guess what? They have the magic key to unseal you. You trust them and are willing to share about yourself, but those were already ingrained and you, to the point you don't know how to tell your story, which part of the plot to focus on and all. And this is what stimulates them the most.

Other forms of addiction: Two of Pentacles

For some reason, this balance over here is giving me peak Libra energy, of wanting things to be fair and square. Yess boo I'm looking at you. Instead of talking about addiction, it's more of how they're attracted to your need to have things in balance, and want things to be fair, equal give and take, especially in terms of money. It's giving me the feeling of gift gifting, where you match the same with your FS. 

Another thing I'm picking up on is that you tend to have great guts or intuition on certain things with people around you, for people around you. But not towards yourself. It's time to trust your feelings cuz there will be a lot of downloads from the universe coming to you, and you're called to accept the changes coming your way because that's what your FS is bringing every single day. If you're single, it's time to manifest your dreams, desires and goals.

You activated so many potentials in your FS, expanded the view they have towards the world. This partnership that you two share holds a lot more meaning that you could never think of. Juno is significant here too so you may check your Juno sign in astrology.

Also, don't hide things from your FS because you think it's too much for them. They rather two to share the burden instead of you shouldering everything. You guys will share a lovely marriage together, so please let your thoughts out and share them together. They're prolly insecure as well, and they are head over heels with you cuz you're always in their head, making them unable to think of anything else. You're literally the death of them.

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Pile 3:

The overall energy that you give your FS is that you’re not one to be messed with, that you have this air of regality over you, and you’re sitting in your throne, knowing what you want and what you work for. You steer your way through the sea of life, no matter how hard and harsh the waves may be. These all made your FS head over heels for you, cuz the confidence you have is different from the atrocities others have.

Emotional attraction: Wheel of Fortune

This card appeared twice in the entire spread and I really like to think that this is a fated connection, something that’s like soulmate. They’re somehow attracted to you upon meeting you or interacting with you, and slowly but surely, they fell for you. Sounds cliche, but that’s what the cards say, not me. Also, instead of saying it’s purely fate, I strongly believe that you’ve been working on yourself and your FS sees that. Whatever effort you’ve put in working with yourself is seen. They see it and acknowledge it, appreciating how you’ve strived to make yourself a better person.

Emotional addiction: Nine of Pentacles rx

Somehow somewhat, there’s this sense that they like how you’re not independent at times. You’re sitting on your throne, having everything and anything you want. Yet sometimes, you just want to act spoiled and lean on someone while not giving a shit with the responsibilities in life. They like how you trust them to the point you let your shield down with them, allowing them to see your most vulnerable side and letting them pamper you. With this, it makes it seem that they have a reason to stay by your side, although they know very well that the entire relationship is balanced.

Physical attraction: Six of Pentacles

The way you’re generous with the people in need, the people you care for, and most importantly, generous with yourself. It’s very obvious in how you care for people, and there may be a chance that one of your love languages is gift giving. But yeah, that is something that caught their attention, especially when you spend money to "decorate" yourself, and people also do the same for you because you helped them too. Something here gives me the feeling that some of you may like having inks on you, or have the habit of writing things/reminders on your hands. Man imagine you writing something on your hand and your FS just takes your hand over in theirs to see what you've written. That just happened in my head okay.

Mental stimulation: Page of Wands

Creativity is something that links you both together. You both have some artistic traits that you two interrelate. For some reason, I thought of one composing music for a poem the other wrote, or one drawing a comic for a fic the other wrote. You both like to keep things fresh and explore various topics, and they enjoy their time with you a whole lot cuz it's never boring or dull with you. There's also a touch of youth here where they feel like they're constantly learning new things about the world, learning new things about your interests, and most of all, learning new things about you. There are so many layers to you and they'd love to understand you and get to know you more.

Other forms of addiction: Four of Cups rx

Once again, instead of saying there's addiction, I feel that this card here tells that you've freed them from their stagnation, from whatever they've been holding in the past, and all they focus on right now is to see how they can move forward with you in the future. Just a scenario to explain this: They may have had a crush in the past and it's just difficult to move past. But then you appeared and slowly replaced the crush he had on the other person, and now they're focusing on you, with every intention to grow with you instead of standing in the same place. It's as though their eyes are now opened and they know what they want to focus on, and they work on it. 

The theme of stagnancy is pretty prominent in this reading, and it's highly cuz of you. This is something very different from what I've written above cuz this is definitely you. You've been unwilling to get out of your shell, only wanting to stay in your mind. And at times, this trait of yours makes them want to shake those thoughts out of your head. High possibilities that you may feel yourself are unworthy of love and think that no person that charming and attractive will be romantically interested in you. 

This is your calling to surrender the self-limiting beliefs and to welcome the new magic into your life. It's difficult, yeah, but baby steps. I believe this community is with you to celebrate every little success you've achieved. Time to put this coping mechanism of not wanting to feel disappointment and rewire the thoughts that failure is never a disappointment. We're all just small beings in life so what's wrong in falling a little? You're not gonna be like Evergreen being stuck at the Suez Canal anyways.

By surrendering the old past, only you will be awakened and will be reborn into limitless possibilities, heck, even things you've never been able to imagine. Your guides are watching over you and have wanted to work with you, to show you the miracles of life, to show you how wonderful the world can be, how abundant in blessings and support you are.

There are times that your FS may wanna confront you and your toxic behaviours and you may question if you were meant to be together. But know that even the best team out there takes time to work together. That's the same with you both, where you two are the strongest combination you'll ever have to venture into a future together. You're their first and their last, and they wanna hold your hand and dance with you. Don't think lowly of yourself, you can't imagine how lonely they feel without you by their side and how much they want your presence.

You may not see it now, but you're a butterfly. When the time comes, you will be reborn again and transformed anew.

#tuliptic #🌷 #pick a card #pick a pile #future spouse reading #tarot #tarot reading #i cant believe im doing this already #like.... tagging to get exposure #but eh theres this side of me where i still type my thoughts in tags #anyways #pile 1's fs legit reminded me of jung wooyoung #dont ask me why #I'll tell you why #my brain went to the part where he was at the beach and he yelled #'YOU GONNA SPANK ME??' #and boooyyyyyyyyy i wanna push you into the waters

[chubbyheadquarters]

Heyy, could I request a reincarnation situation with monkey King, macaque and redson where the reader was their past lover who died an early death and the boys finally to moved on but in the present they meet again and fall in love all over again if you don't mind!

NDNJSBSJ ( ✧Д✧) YES!! Pfft had a Tang moment there- I most definitely can. I was so excited to write this! The possibilities for reincarnation fics are endless. (*´▽`)ﾉ

Genre: Romantic + Bit of Angst + Good Ending

Pronouns: Gender-Neutral

TW/CW: Mention of Death

Character(s): Sun Wukong(Monkey King), Liu Er Mihou(Macaque) & Red Son

☀️MONKEY KING☀️

This could take place during his journey, where you had joined and fought alongside them as their healer. Granted, you weren't strong like him, nor fast, but you understood him. You listened to him rant and gave advice. You played along with his jokes. Heck, you even defended him when Zhu Bajie would try and get him in trouble.

He quickly fell for you, and made it known as soon as he found out. And eventually, after a long conversation, the two of you got together. He would go on about all the places you could visit and the adventures you go on together after he got you an immortal peach! You planned out where you'd go first, what you wanted to do-Oh, if only those precious days could last.

Being used as bait and immediately being killed off once your role was over definitely wasn't part of the plan. Safe to say, no one was safe from Wukong's rage that day. Blood painted everything it could reach, and no one could calm him, not even his companions, who were like family to him. He spent...a lot of time alone on Flower Fruit Mountain.

After wallowing in his sorrows, he began to slowly accept that you were gone. And as everyone passed on and time marched forward, he truly believed that he would be alone, but it isn't until he sees you delivering noddles with MK that all those buried emotions would come out, and he's in a state of shock. You, with the same hair, the same features, but the only difference being your choice of clothes to match the new times. Even your warm, soft voice is the same.

When he starts training MK, the first thing be asks is for him to bring you with him, which he obliges. You're confused, but are happy to make a new friend and introduce yourself to the Monkey King. You're talking about how you've heard a lot about him from Tang and MK, who's gushing about his mentor. And believe me when I say that it takes every ounce of his strength to not just hug you right there.

But that doesn't stop his little monkey friends from doing so. They're all over you, crying and holding onto you so tightly, and there you and MK are, confused and worried. He has to tell them that you don't remember anything, and that you may never be able to. They eventually understand, but still cling onto you, getting upset when you have to leave. You've joked about how you're like their mom, but Wukong never denies it.

He sees that your kind nature has stuck with you, and you're always offering to help him when it comes to moving stuff, cooking, cleaning, etc. You still give wonderful advice, and he takes it all in, using it the moment he can. He sees how you take care of his monkey friends, never losing your temper with their little antics, just like before. He realizes that he's quickly falling for you all over again, but he's not gonna stop it.

And you could feel yourself falling for him. He was so attentive, always making sure that you were comfortable. He cracked witty, and sometimes old jokes, but they made you laugh. The way he talked to you, and the nicknames he used with you, it made you feel special. Like you were the most important person in the world. And if anyone dared to hurt you, by calling you rude names or making fun of your appearance, he's gonna have a few words with them. In his civilian disguise of course.

At one point, he notices that you're more nervous around him and asks about it. When you confess that you've fallen for him, he's ecstatic, but it turns into panic when you start talking about the downsides of being in a relationship with YOU. "You're the Monkey King, you're super strong, and I'm not. So if an enemy were to use me as bait... That'd suck really bad."

He's shutting that down real quick and confesses that he's fallen for you too. Even with your concerns, he's showing off his powers, which calms your fears a bit. And if you wanted to, he could train you! More time to spend together! Whether you agree to it or not, he's fine with it, just as long as you accept his feelings back, which you do.

He doesn't waste any time and gets an immortal peach. He's not going to make the mistake of waiting like last time- So the next time you visit, he's asking you to eat it and spend eternity with him. When you hesitate and ask for a few days to think about it, he panics. Anything could happen in that time, you could die again-He's not gonna lie and say he wasn't a bit pushy cause he was-

But eventually, you accept it and are now immortal. "I don't feel different. It was a good peach though." And at that moment, his fears washed away. Of course, he's still worried about you getting hurt, so he'll give you an item that'll protect you should you ever need it. He has less nightmares about the possibility of you dying again, but the past memory still haunts him. Those nightmares-heck, even the thought of you getting hurt scares him. He just wants to be with you. 😔

If you were to remember, it'd probably take a hard whack to the head. Say that you're training with MK and he accidentally hits you with the staff, knocking you unconscious. Both him and Wukong are freaking out, and when you wake up, you're asking where THAT demon is. It takes you a bit to remember where you actually are and what happened, now being dazed by the fact that you've been reincarnated.

MK's asked by Wukong to leave for a bit, and when they do, he's embracing you. He's spouting about how happy he is that you remember everything, how lonely it's been without you. You, as usual, comfort the big monkey, soothing him. Eventually, you're both talking about everything he's accomplished since you've been gone, which leads to a conversation about the places that you both still need to visit.

🌙MACAQUE🌙

Macaque never thought that you two would get together. I mean, you did help patch him up after first meeting, and you were absolutely gorgeous, but you were human. Humans feared demons, hated them, wanted them dead. Expect for you. You believed that everyone deserved a chance at life, and a second chance if they made a mistake. And as nice as that sounded, Macaque warned you that there were beings who simply wanted to kill just to kill.

And yet, you tried to reach out and help a demon, but they laughed in your face and attacked you. Obviously, Macaque attacked back and whisked you away, trying to find help. You kept apologizing to Macaque, who keeps telling you to just focus on breathing. Your last words to him are you apologizing and hoping to one day make it up to him. He's devastated, crying his heart out under the moon, begging for you to open your eyes, begging for you to not LEAVE HIM ALONE-

For as long as he tried and as much as he said it, he never truly got over you. Never dated anyone, not even trying to get to know someone like that. You were his first love, his ONLY love. You were the only person to truly understand him and stay with him. Comfort him when no one else did. Defend him through every accusation, even if it got you hurt. You were a mere human, beings that're known to get hurt easily, and yet, you stayed with him.

So when he dies, he welcomes it with open arms. If he can at least see you in the Netherworld, then he'll find his happiness again. But when he's told that you've been reincarnated, he's booking it and takes the deal with LBD without ANY hesitation. And once he's brought back, he'll look for you, scouring the whole world, but alas, he can't find you. He's so close to giving up.

So when you show up to one of his plays, he's stunned. You look the same as you did back then, like nothing had changed, other than your outfit. He decides to tell a tale about a memory that the both of you shared, and he can see the subtle look in your eyes, like him talking about it is reminding you of something. It gives him so much hope.

He gets your attention after the play and y'all talk, with you both exchanging numbers. You would begin to visit the theatre, talking about anything and everything. He's asking all sorts of questions, wanting to get to know the you of the present. He realizes that you may never remember your past life, and that you may have changed with your reincarnation, so he wants to know everything.

He begins to note all the differences and similarities you have with your past self. How you're much more reserved and anti-social, keeping to yourself and those you know. And yet, you're still kind to everyone and always willing to lend a hand. He IS happy that you're more apprehensive when it comes to those who give off bad vibes. He's also glad that your love for the arts hasn't changed a bit. More for you to converse about.

And you can't help but be pulled towards him. His sarcastic nature being playful to you and only you. Whispering kind words in your ears and flirting with you and you alone. The soft look in his eyes everytime he looks at you. Him only allowing you to hug him or hold his hand, and you being the only one who can brush his hair. That level of trust with him makes you feel like you're on cloud nine. But when you realize that you're falling in love, you're panicking-

And he's absolutely freaking out when you don't come by the next day. He's texting you, and though you say that you're fine and just busy, he can read between the lines. He can tell something's bothering you, so that night, he goes to visit you at your home. You're startled, but invite him in. After some back and forth, you blurt out your feelings. You're both shocked, and you refuse to look at his face.

When he hears your sniffles, he's quick to confess back, and you're still crying but stunned. You ask him why, telling him he can do so much better-but he won't let you say another word. He won't let you degrade yourself. He tells you that, to him, you're a goddess, and that you're perfect to him, which gets you all shades of red. Eventually, after talking it out, you get together.

He's not worried about anyone taking you away. He doesn't see them as a challenge, and if someone tries to flirt with you, he'll give them a glare as a warning. If they insult you, he'll have his shadows deal with the person in question. What he worries about most is if there's anyone dangerous around. He's not going to lose you again. He absolutely refuses. He'll tear down everything and everyone in this world if it means keeping you safe.

He decides to borrow steal two manfruits, a delicacy that can extend your life by 47,000 years. He eases you into the idea of prolonging your life, asking questions about what you thought and felt about it. You joked that as long as he'd have you, you'd eat one to stay with him for as long as you could. So when he presents them to you, you're understandably shocked. A part of you is happy that he looked for something this precious, just so that you two could stay together longer.

Remembering your past life would probably involve him saying a specific line from the past. Maybe you'll be on a stroll, and he holds your hands under the night sky. "You're my first and only love. No matter where you go, I'll always find you Moonlight." And then, it all hits you. He's scared at first, but when you look at him with those apologetic eyes, he knows that you remember and he's holding you as close as he can.

You're apologizing to him for that night even happening, but he keeps telling you that he's just glad that you're here with him again. The two of you go back home and he tells you what happened since you've been gone. His journey to find you, the things he's learned, even his vengeance with Wukong. You're worried about the latter, but he soothes your worries. He wants revenge, yes, but he's never going to put it above your relationship.

🔥RED SON🔥

You, his precious childhood friend, stood by each other's side, fighting enemies together. Growing and becoming better with each other. He knew that you would be his spouse one day and proudly proclaimed it to everyone he knew. Of course, you believed that as well, and the both of you were never seen apart, other than when you had to go home and rest for the night. Both of your parents thought it was adorable.

He truly believed that you would stay together forever. But when you took a hit that was meant for him, he exploded, tearing down his enemy before cradling you in his arms. Your last words to him were to "find happiness". How could he find happiness if you weren't there!? He felt like a part of him had died that day.

His mother had tried to console him, but he would lash out. He didn't want to talk about it, since if he did, it felt like he would HAVE to move on! To move forward without you! It felt like it would be betraying YOU-The memories you made together-EVERYTHING! It...took him a while, but he did talk to his mother eventually and had at one point, moved on. His father, after being released, was informed of your death, and felt bad for his son. Maybe if he had been there, he could have stopped it...

It isn't until the New Year's Festival that you two meet again. You're strolling along, looking for something spicy, and you stumble upon their shop and place an order. As soon as he hears your voice, he's stunned. He thinks it's an illusion and tries to shake it off. But he turns to see you and drops the bowl. His father, upset, goes to scold him but sees you, and he too is stunned. It's like you had never died.

You're a bit confused, but ask for the menu, which DBK does while Red Son is still frozen, trying to process what he's seeing and hearing. You ask for the Boiling Lava and you're talking about how good it is. You're even more confused when the red head asks for your name in a hurried manner, but you answer, and that's when he truly knows that it's you.

When he flies off with the venom, you're right next to him. He NOT going to lose you again. So during the trip to the Celestial Realm, he's right by your side, and the others are confused, but he ignores them. At one point, you're looking at him, and he asks if he's got something on his face. "No! It's just... I don't know. I feel like I've seen you somewhere before." Oh my god his hope meter has crashed through the roof-

After that fiasco, he'll shyly ask for your number, which you give and y'all grow close right away. You share the same humor that you had back then and that big smile of yours still warms his heart, but to his surprise, you're hobbies are different than before, but regardless, he's willing to learn about them just for you. They bring you happiness, and your happiness, is his and his love for you only grows deeper.

You begin to adore his fiery personality, finding it adorable when he would blush at your compliments. You fawn over how cool you think his hair is, and when it bursts into flames, you're awestruck. His speeches are inspiring, and his nicknames for you make you swoon. And when you ask about his inventions, he's so excited to break it down for you. A lot of people feared him, but you never did. If anything, you felt pulled towards him, but you didn't mind one bit.

HE actually confesses first! He even set the day up and everything! You came over, he made dinner and steered the conversation to make the confession flow, instead of just nervously blurting out his feelings. When you discuss the reality of your short life and if he's sure, he gently holds your hands and looks at you with a determined gaze. "My Dear, I've never been so sure of anything in my entire life."

He definitely becomes more protective. If anyone even DARES to insult-even LOOK at you the wrong way-he's blowing up on them. One pat from you and it's like it never happened. If they FLIRT with you-ohmygosh they better prepare their funeral. You have to drag him away and remind him that you chose HIM. He makes it up with his cooking and hugs.

What would trigger you remembering your past life is a specific move he repeats. The two of you are training, and he does a specfic move that only him and your past self knew. Suddenly, your head starts to hurt, becoming more unbearable until you pass out. When you wake up, you're surprised. Both at being reincarnated and remembering everything. When he comes in and sees you crying, he's nervous and asking what's wrong. "I remember everything..."

It takes him a moment to process what you just said, but the moment he does, and he sees that distinct look in your eyes, he embraces you. You're both holding each other for the rest of the day, just holed up in his room, with the both of you whispering apologies and words of comfort. His parents are told the next day, and they're happy about the news! They see how happy the two of you are and, for a moment, it reminds them of the old days.

Sorry for any spelling/grammar errors! Hope y'all enjoy!

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Baby Steps

[Chapter 1] One Night Stand

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Pairing: Satoru Gojo x f!Reader

Chapter Warnings: Smut

Usually Saturday nights are for you to stay home and relax. You take the night off from studying or doing any chore. You prefer to stay home, watch the newest thriller movie or a romantic show, order some junk food and stay up till your body can no longer stay awake. But tonight your best friend had other plans.

She swayed you in, starting on Monday with saying stuff like, you stayed in again? Pfft you’re so boring and, only 20 and here you are, acting like a grandma. With subtle phrases like that is how she began her plan, making you feel old for not going out as much. While it is true that you prefer to stay in, you also don’t like to be shamed for it and especially don’t like being made to feel old for it.

Although you stood your ground. But Friday night you caved in when she told you the possibility of attractive people showing up to this hang out. Kaya refuses to call it a party, just saying that just a couple of her friends were showing up and they’d spend the night together. She couldn’t show up without her best friend, could she? And that was that. But this doesn’t look like just a couple of her friends hanging out. 

Her arm is intertwined with yours as you walk into the apartment. There’s some music playing softly in the background, careful not to be too loud and bother the neighbors. Some groups stay aside, sipping on their drinks and speaking with their friends or new acquaintances. There’s not so many people, but definitely a lot. Too many for it to be just a small hang out, and you’re almost one hundred percent sure that Kaya doesn’t know half of these people.

“Daisuke!” Kaya raises her voice to get his attention, and the man turns his head. She waves at him and his cheeks begin to turn pink. He shyly waves back. She lets go of you and walks over to him, while you decide to go to the kitchen to grab yourself a drink.

There’s a couple in the kitchen, at least you think they’re a couple before catching a bit of their conversation. You try not to stare as you grab a drink, but it’s hard not to. The conversation is so interesting to hear, considering you don’t get this kind of free entertainment at home.

“I told you to leave me alone.” The man says. You take in every single one of his features, and you can’t deny that he’s handsome. He’s tall– Very tall. His hair is an unusual white color and he wears it down. You can’t get a look at his eyes since he wears shades, which you find unusual since it’s dark out and you’re inside. 

“Oh, c’mon. Stop pretending like you don’t want me. I’ve seen the way you look at me.” She tells him. Although you don’t understand where she’s coming from since the shades that he wears hide anything. She’s talking confidently, and she has a basis for this confidence because she’s stunning.

“I don’t fucking want you. I’ve made it clear around six times already.” The man is getting irritated. You understand his point of view and his reaction, because you would be the same if you had to repeatedly reject a guy. “I’ve been so nice to you the other times to not hurt your feelings but you can’t seem to get it through your skull. I. Don’t. Want. To. Be. With. You.”

You see her get flushed, and she looks down at the ground in shame, not liking the harsh tone that the man used when talking to her. It’s quite mean, but you understand why he’s talking that way. “Look, Leiko, I’m tired of this. Every single time I come around Daisuke, you keep bugging me. I enjoy spending time with Daisuke but I’ll have to stop coming around if you’re with him because I can’t take it. You’re irritating.”

She composes herself, realizing that he’s just a weak man and he’ll fall eventually. For now he’s just playing hard to get, maybe to just brag to his friends about how he kept rejecting her and she always went back. She smooths out her skirt before turning on her heel. 

“Your loss.” She tells him before beginning to walk away. She tosses her hair back before noticing how you’ve been staring. She scoffs, “What are you looking at?”

Your face goes warm, realizing how you were just blatantly staring as she got rejected. You grab your drink and leave before the man can say anything to you. You walk over to Kaya, who sits on the couch and talks to Daisuke. She lays her head on your shoulder as she continues talking.

You look around, disassociating with the conversation and sounds around you. You sip on your drink and notice the people around you. Your eyes lock on someone and a sigh leaves your lips, one that makes Kaya look at you. “What’s wrong?”

“Guess who’s here.” Your voice is beyond apathetic, and she looks around for a minute. Then she spots him and rolls her eyes, throwing her arm over your shoulder. 

“We can find you a boyfriend for the night if you want.” She suggests and you shake your head. You take a deep breath before chugging down every drop of your drink. You put the empty cup down on the coffee table.

“I’m leaving.” You tell her as you stand up from the couch. She grabs your arm and tries to stop you, but you brush her hand off. You walk out of the apartment, not caring to stop for your best friend who calls your name.

You run down the stairs and exit the building, just wanting to go as far away as possible just in case Kaya has plans of stopping you. You don’t care to look at your surroundings, something very irresponsible and dangerous considering how late it is.

You walk in the street, not noticing how many cars come. There’s a hand that pulls you back in, and in that moment you feel the breeze of the car that almost hit you at full speed. You look up at the man who’s looking down at you. You finally see the blue eyes that the man was hiding.

“Are you an idiot?” Are the words that leave his mouth. He’s still a bit upset about having to reject Leiko for the umpienth time. You don’t say anything, standing so close to him for another minute or so. It feels weird. Although you’re pressed against him, it doesn’t feel as if you’re really touching him.

“Sorry.” You finally say, coming to your senses. He lets go of you and practically tosses you to the side. “I wasn’t really… Thinking.”

“Yeah, I can see that.” He responds. You awkwardly stand for another second or so before turning. This time you actually stop and watch for cars. But you get this sudden impulse and you turn back to him. He stands there, watching so you don’t decide to walk into traffic again.

“I overheard your conversation with Leiko-“

“More like eavesdropped… Look, if you come to her defense, I don’t want to hear it. I’m tired of her and her little friends.” The man tells you, and you feel as if he’s rolling his eyes at you.

“No- On the contrary.” You say, which catches his attention. Nearly everyone around him is bugging him to take her as his girlfriend. It’s like they’re all secretly in love with her and know they can only live their dream through him. “I’m sorry. I know rejecting someone over and over again is hard and I totally understand why you spoke to her the way you did.”

“Thank you.” He responds. He’s glad to hear that because everyone else around him tells him otherwise. “I just feel so pressured by everyone.”

“Yeah… We went to the same high school and she was the prettiest girl there. She’s not used to getting rejected so I guess it’s why she’s acting like this.” You share. “And everyone loves her so it’s why they want you to say yes.”

“I don’t get why, she’s irritating.” He scoffs, which makes you let out a chuckle because you couldn’t agree more. It feels nice to know someone feels the same way as you.

“I totally agree. She’s so mean too but no one takes it seriously.” You tell him. He stands quietly for a minute, and you’re sure he’s staring at you but there’s no way for you to confirm since his shades block everything.

“Do you need to go somewhere?” He asks and you shake your head in response. Your plans are to go back home and that’s it. Your phone is silenced, and you’re sure that Kaya is blowing it up, but you know she isn’t going to leave the apartment and chase after you. “Do- Do you want to take a walk?”

“Uh… Sure.” You agree. He walks towards you and you turn to watch the oncoming traffic. You watch the pedestrian traffic light, and wait for it to turn green. Once it does, he does the unexpected and grabs your hand. He begins to walk, standing between you and the cars that are stopped. 

“Have to make sure you don’t decide to jump on a car or something.” He says, and an awkward chuckle leaves your lips. You get to the other side and continue walking down the sidewalk, with no trajectory.

It hits you for a moment that you’re walking with a complete stranger. No name, no nothing. He could have malicious intent as he walks with you, yet you put your full trust in him. 

“What’s your name?” You ask as he lets go of your hand.

“Satoru Gojo. You?” He responds. You tell him your name.

You walk mindlessly for a couple of minutes. You walk past multitudes of people in silence, and considering how neither of you speak, this all feels so futile. You wonder why he asked to walk together, and why you agreed.

“Do you want something to eat?” You offer and he hums in response. Although you have no idea where you’re at and what place offers good food.

Something catches Satoru’s eye. Not something that you were thinking of when you thought of food. The cupcake food truck is more of a dessert, but regardless he walks over there and you follow. And the list of cupcakes is endless, and it makes your mouth water a little.

“Hmm… What do you want?” He asks while your eyes are just glued to the menu, indecisive with the list that goes on and on. He receives silence from you, and he can’t blame you because he also has no idea what to pick. He’d buy every single item on the menu, but he knows that it’s too much. He’d end up full fast, and he doesn’t want to carry so many cupcakes back home.

“I think… Chocolate caramel.” You finally decide. There’s a bit of a line so Satoru has a bit of time to decide. In less than five minutes, you’re being attended.

“One chocolate caramel cupcake, a carrot cupcake and a red velvet cupcake.” He orders, and hearing the carrot cupcake makes you scrunch up your nose, but you keep your comments to yourself. He pays, and you immediately get them. His hands are very large so he manages to hold both of his cupcakes with one hand.

You walk a bit before finding a park that’s across the street. You both cross the street, this time Satoru doesn’t hold your hand. The park is empty, and you both stand around to eat your treats. You watch Satoru eat the red velvet cupcake first. He notices you staring and he raises his eyebrow, “Do you want to try?”

“I’m good.” You respond, eating your cupcake in peace. He finishes the red velvet one fast. He throws away the paper cup in the trash can that’s practically next to him. He gives it a minute before taking the first bite of his carrot cupcake. “Is that good?”

“Yeah, why?” He questions as he chews. He swallows before speaking again. “Have you never had carrot cake?”

You shake your head. He takes your cupcake from your hands and forces you to take the carrot one. He practically holds yours hostage. “Try it.”

“I’m good. Maybe some other time.” You tell him but he shakes his head.

“I will lick your cupcake and claim it as mine if you don’t take the smallest bite out of that.” He threatens you. “It’s so good. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.”

“I’ll buy another cupcake.” You tell him, hoping that’s enough to make him give you back your cupcake. But it’s not. He shrugs in response.

“If that’s what you want to do, then go ahead.” He responds. You sigh, not wanting to go back for another cupcake so you take a miniscule bite from the one that’s in your hands. You aren’t the biggest fan of carrots but now you see that they aren’t so bad in cake. 

“I did it.” You say and you exchange cupcakes and go back to eating. “It isn’t so bad.”

“See, I told you.” He replies. That response would normally make you roll your eyes, but you don’t really feel offended or annoyed by the response. You eat in complete and utter silence before walking to the swings of the park and sitting down.

You don’t know each other but you’re following each other’s every step. You sit quietly before he says your name. You look at him and he just says your name again.

“What?” You ask him and he shakes his head.

“I love your name.” He says. He says it once again. You love the way it rolls off his tongue. The way his voice makes it seem like the sweetest treat. While you never really felt anything sort of sentiment towards your name, for once you’re proud it’s yours. “If I ever have a daughter I want to give her that name.”

“Well it’s a pretty name so she’ll at least have a pretty name.” You tell him, and he chuckles. It feels weird. You both just met but you feel as if you can tell him anything. “So why did you leave? Were Leiko’s friends bothering you?”

“No, not yet. Left because I knew it was coming up and I didn’t want to deal with that.” He responds. He takes a deep breath, holding back from rolling his eyes at the thought of the woman he constantly has to reject because she won’t take a no as an answer. “I just needed fresh air. I’ve been annoyed with her and I know she would’ve been all over me if I stayed for much longer.”

“I’m sorry. That really sucks.” You sympathize. “I completely understand. And I bet a lot of them are on her side as well.”

“Daisuke is the only one that isn’t on her side. I don’t even know why I come around them when Daisuke is the only one I’m friends with.” Satoru shares. He isn’t even so close with Daisuke either, they just happened to meet and Satoru needed a friend. Ever since then Satoru goes around the man, but they aren’t particularly close. He clears his throat, tired of being the center of attention. He knows your name and that he saved your life but that’s it. “How about you? Why did you leave?”

“My ex-boyfriend was there and you can say we’re not on the best terms.” You confess, which spikes Satoru’s curiosity. Perhaps it’s cheating. It’s always something like that. 

“What happened?” He asks before realizing how imprudent it is to just ask that when you two haven’t known each other for an hour. “Sorry- That’s really innapro-”

“No, it’s fine. Caught him talking to a couple other girls while he was promising he’d give me the world and all that. I confronted him about it and he said a couple nasty things along the lines that I’m unlovable and that he was so good to me. That I’ll never find another like him.” You share, causing Satoru to chuckle.

“Yeah, hopefully you don’t.” He responds, causing you to chuckle as well. “This is the first time I see you.”

“Yeah… I usually stay in. My best friend convinced me to come with her.” You tell him.

“Who’s your friend?” He questions. He has a person in mind but he won’t say it outloud. He waits for your response, and it’s who he was thinking. “Kaya? She’s really sweet. Are she and Daisuke a thing?”

“They’re both into each other but neither of them will make the first move.” You say. “It bothers me so much because she talks about him in such a sweet and loving voice yet she won’t confess. He won’t do anything about it either.”

“He really likes her, he just doesn’t know how to ask her out.” He tells you. “Maybe we can help them out.”

“How?” You ask, and he shrugs. He doesn’t know how he’d be able to help them out either. “I think it’s best if we leave it up to them. It’ll take a while.”

“Yeah, you’re right…” He responds.

“You can tell him it’s clear that she likes him so that’ll cheer him on.” You suggest. He slightly nods since it’s the best thing that can be thought of at the moment.

“Enough about them. Tell me more about you.” He says.

“Hmm… Well I’m 20 years old. I’m currently a university student majoring in education. And I like chocolate cupcakes. I don’t know what else to tell you at the moment.” You answer. Cupcakes are fresh on your mind, but all your other interests subside in your brain at the moment. “How about you, Satoru?”

“I’m also 20. I don’t go to university, I work… And I don’t have a favorite kind of cupcake because I love them all.” He replies. He finally takes off his shades, and you get somewhat of a good look at him. The street lights illuminate the park, but not bright enough. But he’s handsome, you know.

“Why do you wear shades when it’s so dark out?” You ask. The question has been bugging you.

“It helps with my headaches.” He reveals. “Hopefully it doesn’t make me look like a pervert.”

“You’re lucky you’re handsome because if you weren’t people would call you all sorts of names.” You giggle, and he laughs in response.

“You know, you’re also very pretty.” He tells you once laughter subsides. You don’t understand why your face gets so warm all of a sudden. Or well, you do. He’s very attractive and you weren’t expecting to hear that from him. “Very beautiful. The prettiest girl I’ve ever seen.”

“You’re so sweet, thank you.” You smile at him, slightly tilting your head. It makes his heart skip a beat, and he swears that he’s gone insane because he met you just now. But he’s not alone because you feel the same way.

This isn’t what you planned for your night, but you like this way better. He makes great company. You like being outside on this cool autumn night better than being cramped up in that apartment with people you can barely stand.

“Do you live here?” You ask him and he hums in response.

“I travel a lot though.” He says. “It’s fun though.”

“Yeah I can imagine.” You comment. You get up from the swing and he does the same, ready to follow your every step. It’s like you’re stuck with each other for the night.

“What made you want to major in education?” He asks, hoping that if he keeps the conversation going that you won’t leave. The reason you stood up was because the swing was uncomfortable, but he didn’t seem to notice that.

“I like kids and I think they’re our future so I want to teach them, and hopefully inspire them to be a better person.” You share as you walk over to the bench and take a seat there. He sits down next to you.

“That’s really nice. I wish I could’ve figured out what I liked and decided that’s what I wanted to do.” He tells you and you raise your eyebrow as you look at him.

“What do you do?” You question and he shakes his head. It doesn’t matter. He doesn’t know how a simple shake of his head worries you so much. But you hope it’s nothing more than overreaction. You’re sure it’s just unnecessary thoughts invading your mind because he’s friends with Daisuke who’s a great person. “What? Are you a pornstar or something?”

“No!” He quickly tells you, his cheeks quickly turning pink as he thinks of that. “I just work a boring corporate job.”

You assume he has a high position or something of that sort, considering he said he traveled a lot. But what position if he doesn’t have any further education? Or maybe he’s a genius that happened to go to college before anyone else. That or he has connections. There’s so many possibilities and you don’t dare question anything.

“If I ever win the lottery and I’m so rich then you can quit your corporate job and I’ll help you pursue your dream.” You say, which surprisingly enough causes a weak smile to appear on his lips. 

“Thank you.” He answers. It’s weird to hear from a complete stranger that they’d help you pursue your dream if they had the means. “I’m not even sure what my dream is anyway.”

“Understandable.” You reply. “I hate how you’re expected to just figure out what you want to do for the rest of your life when you’re so young.”

“And I hate how the world just… predetermines what you’re going to be and do in life.” He sighs.

“Really? Do you think that?” You respond, and he nods. 

“Everything is already determined.” He says.

“Then where are you determined to be?” You ask. “Where are you going to be in ten years?”

“Alone. Just alone.” He tells you.

“I think that’s dumb. If our destinies are already decided then I don’t think we would have free will.” You share. “You always have the option to choose. You rejected Leiko because you didn’t want to be with her, not because it was determined.”

“How would you know?” 

“Hmm… I have the option to kiss you right now but I’m choosing not to.”

“That’s how you know you don’t have free will because why are you passing up the opportunity to kiss me?” His voice is laced with cockyness, and for some reason you love it. You playfully roll your eyes at him before grabbing the collar of his shirt and pulling him in for a kiss.

His lips feel so soft on yours. Softer than you were imagining while staring. His hands land on the back of your head as his tongue invades your mouth. His tongue presses against yours, and while you don’t want to let go, your mind is telling you to stop because this kiss is going to lead to much more.

But you chose to kiss him and you’re going to continue. He’s the one that puts a stop to things. He pulls away, pressing his forehead against yours. “As much as I enjoy that, I won’t be able to control myself if we continue.”

“Let’s continue.” Your voice is low as you speak. Your eyes have been consumed by a look filled with lust. Satoru doesn’t notice it because it’s in his eyes too. “Let’s go to my place.”

“Mine is just around the corner.” He informs you. You both get up. He grabs your hand and begins to lead you to his place. You both walk in a rush knowing what’s waiting for you when you get to his apartment.

This wasn’t what you were planning for the night. But you wouldn’t have it any other way. Him undressing you so desperately when you get to his apartment. Laying on his bed and him kissing down your body when you’re just in your underwear.

“Satoru-” You moan as he sucks on your neck while his hand reaches behind to unclasp your bra.He slides it off and throws it across the room. He kisses down your neck to your chest, wrapping his mouth around your nipple and sucking. You bite down your bottom lip and close your eyes.

He goes to the other and he rolls his tongue around. He doesn’t spend too much time on your tits. He kisses down your torso, until he reaches your lower abdomen. He pulls down your panties with his teeth. He manages to take them off before kissing your inner thighs. 

He’s stopping himself from tasting the sweetest part of the cake. He’s afraid of getting addicted and not being able to let go. He’s always been a fan of candy after all, and he’s afraid of this being his favorite.

You’re eager and can’t wait for him. With every kiss of his hot lips it feels like you melt inside. It feels like something you’ve been needing. And for a moment you think about destiny and how maybe he’s right because laying on his bed feels so right. Nothing has ever felt so right before.

“Satoru, please…” You sound pathetic. But it works. He kisses your clit before he begins to lick between your folds. A pitiful moan leaves your lips once he begins to eat you out. 

He was right. It’s so sweet on his tongue. The best candy he’s ever had. Definitely something addicting, and he hopes that he won’t be dependent on it after only having it once. 

He begins to suck on your clit while two fingers gather your slick. He pushes those fingers in, and a loud moan leaves your lips. His fingers are just so long and thick. You had noticed them earlier but you didn’t think they would feel this good inside you.

“Fuck-” He curves his fingers just right and moves them at the right speed. And his mouth on your clit just feels heavenly. Maybe this wasn’t how you were planning your night to end, but it’s certainly better than anything you were imagining.

He hums as you loudly moan into the air. He’s enjoying this so much. He’s watched this hundreds of times in pornos, and while he knew it was such a great enjoyment for the woman, he never knew how great it could be for him. And he’s thinking he’s enjoying it more than you since he has a sweet tooth but he doesn’t know how badly you’re loving it.

“That’s it-” You tell him, your hand landing on his head, and without meaning to, grabbing a fistful of his hair. His tongue is too busy for him to complain. He barely notices it anyway.

His fingers move just right. The speed still matches his tongue, which you couldn’t be more glad about because it’s perfect. Your mind gets clouded, and soon all thought process leave your body. You can’t think of anything, just how great he’s making you feel with his tongue and his fingers. 

“Satoru!” You moan, and he loves the way it sounds from you. He’s always loved his name but he loves it even more when it comes from your moans. And you don’t stop saying his name. As your first orgasm of the night approaches, you repeat his name over and over again. You say it louder each time until you see why, your legs spasming as you reach your high.

He takes his fingers out and gives a couple more kitten licks to your cunt before detaching himself. He’s on top of you again, kissing your lips. Your tongues press around each other while your hands go under his shirt, feeling his body. You find it unfair how you’re naked while he’s fully clothed. You pull away from the kiss.

“What do you want?” He asks.

“Get naked.” You tell him which causes him to chuckle. He gets off the bed and takes off his shirt. You sit up to look at him and notice the scar across his chest which makes you beyond curious but you don’t question it. You lick your lips as he unbuckles his belt and unbuttons his pants. You wait so eagerly for him to finally push down his pants. And when he does, you’re certainly surprised. 

“So what do you want to do?” He questions and you blink, tilting your head. “Do you want to suck it first or…”

“Fuck me.” You answer. That’s all you can think about at the moment. He laughs. You lay your head back down and you feel him lift up your legs, throwing them over his shoulders. 

He grabs his cock and runs the tip through your folds. He presses the tip against your clit, and when the softest whine leaves your lips, he smirks. He slaps the tip gently on your cunt a couple of times before going lower. 

“Do you want it?” He asks.

“Yes.” You sound eager. Desperate as well. You want it so bad and you’re not in the mood for teasing.

“Really bad?” He continues.

“So so so bad. Please.” You don’t waste your time fighting it. You beg because you want it so bad. And he loves your response. “Please put it in, Satoru.”

He does as you wish and his cock slowly enters your cunt. You have to close your eyes because sure his fingers were thick and long but not like his dick. Satoru is cursing under his breath, loving the way your cunt wraps around him.

“You’re s-so fucking tight.” He says once he bottoms out. He gives it a minute before beginning to move slowly. Before you weren’t moaning as loud as you are now. He’s barely even moving, but it just feels so fucking good.

You’re touch deprived, but you’ve also never had someone as thick and long as Satoru before. And it’s nice to see how much he’s enjoying it, at least from your point of view. He bites his bottom lip as he looks down at how his cock disappears inside of you.

Not only do you feel so good and taste so sweet, but the noises that leave your lips sound like music to his ears. If it were up to him, you’d be locked up with each other each day and night just fucking each other. Sick and twisted thoughts are the only ones that go through his mind, but how could he not? Not only are you beautiful but you feel so fucking good around him. 

His thrusts pick up speed, and your hand moves down to play with your clit while he focuses on regulating his breath. And not finishing so soon. The latter seems so difficult, you’re just so nice and warm around him.

This wasn’t how he planned his night to end, but he doesn’t mind at all. He loves this more than any other possibility. 

“It’s so good-” You moan, your orgasm building up with each and everyone one of his thrusts. You look at him, his head is now thrown back and he bites his bottom lip. The room is poorly illuminated but you know he’s blushing.

You get tighter around him as your orgasm approaches. He goes fast, his release also nearing.

You finish first, loudly moaning as your legs shake. He’s so close as well, thrusts getting sloppy, thinking about finishing in your sweet cunt. He loudly groans before finishing inside you.

You should be worried when you feel his warm cum inside you considering you’re not on birth control. But you’re thinking about him as he lets go of your legs and lays down besides you.

You both catch your breaths for a minute or so. You should come to your senses and leave but your libido is high and all you can think about is getting on top of him and going for a second round. You let him rest for a couple minutes though.

“I wanna go again.” You tell him as you sit down on his torso. He lets out a chuckle, it’s like you’ve read his mind.

“Go ahead, princess.” He responds. You grab his cock and align your entrance with it. Both your cum and his’ serve as lubrication as you lower yourself on his length. 

Once it’s fully in, you move back and forth on his cock. Your eyes nearly roll to the back of your head as his cock repeatedly hits your g-spot. 

Satoru focuses on your beautiful face, taking in every single detail about it. You look so alluring with your messed up makeup. It was barely noticeable but now you have some mascara running down your cheeks. You’re covered in sweat as well, which he is too.

“Your cock’s so good.” You say, now bouncing on his cock. His hands land on your hips and he holds onto you while you move up and down on his length. 

He lets you do most of the work yourself. Except he begins to play with your clit. And that works wonders because you begin to squeeze around him, and he’s nearly in heaven– again. 

He was worried about getting addicted earlier, but that worry is long gone. He already is and it’s his first time trying. What’s the point of fighting it when he can just succumb to the pleasure.

“Shit.” You’re breathless, about to orgasm again. You shut your eyes as you see white for the third time in the night, and when he feels it, he takes over and begins to move his hips. You’re so fucking tight around him, it won’t take him long to finish fast as well. 

“Fuck, fuck, fuck-” He curses as he comes inside you again. Once every drop is inside you, he slides his cock out.

You lay down on him, your head on his chest. He wraps his arms around you as you both regulate your breaths.

He’s just a stranger yet you have never felt this safe before. You hear the sound of his breathing, and it’s so calming. You feel tranquil as he holds on to you. 

Maybe you’re just lonely, or maybe there was something in those cupcakes but at the moment you know you’re happy. Safe in his arms. And it’s foolish but you start planning out your future with a complete stranger because he doesn’t feel like a stranger. He feels like a lifelong friend, a lover.

It isn’t his words that determine that, it’s what he radiates. You’ve never felt like this before around anyone. Not even people that you’ve known all your life.

“It feels like I’ve been waiting for this moment all my life.” Satoru speaks up, his hand caressing your back.

“Me too.” You respond. Your finger begins to trace lazy circles on his chest. 

For a moment you think about your conversation from earlier in the night and you think that if it’s true that everything is already determined, then you hope you’re determined to be with him. You doubt you will find anyone that’ll make you feel like this again in so little time.

You lift your head up and peck his lips, your hand going down to wrap itself around his cock. Satoru doesn’t need to be told twice.

-

The rays of the sun enter the room and shine directly on you. You try to block it out at first, taking the pillow and putting it over your head, which works. But you gain consciousness quickly and remember that you always sleep with your curtain closing, blocking any sunshine from entering the room. You take the pillow off and look around the room, which isn’t yours.

The moment you sit up on the bed, you remember the events from the previous night. You look down at your exposed chest and bring the bed sheet up to cover it, before studying the bare room. It’s almost as if no one lives here.

And you think about it, and maybe he doesn’t. It was just a spot he knew and he took you here. You feel like a fool. Your face gets warm of embarrassment just thinking about how easily he tricked you. You thought you two actually made some sort of connection, especially with the way you both fell asleep so easily in each other’s arms. 

However that embarrassed feeling goes away when he walks into the room. He wears a black shirt and some gray sweatpants. 

He takes a look at you, and it’s almost as if he tears his eyes away from you. He awkwardly bites his bottom lip before clearing his throat to speak. “How are you feeling?”

“Just a bit sore.” You respond. He looks at you and tears his eyes away again. You’re glowing and he can’t absorb much of that.

“When are you leaving?” He asks. You feel your heart drop but you try not to show it. Maybe it’s just your overthinking.

“Do you want me to leave?”

“I think it’s best if you do.” He tells you. You inhale and hold your breath, looking down at the bedsheets before you nod. “I’m sorry. What happened last night was a mistake. It should’ve never happened. I don’t know what came over me. Sorry for deceiving you.”

The words from last night were just empty words… But they felt so real. You sigh.

“Please leave so I can put on some clothes.”

-

Time passes normally, and you try to forget about Satoru. While your life isn’t ruined and your heart isn’t broken, but you just keep thinking about him. About destiny. And maybe he was right, maybe he is determined to be alone just like he said. 

Over a month passes and you focus on your studies, on your work, on anything else. You don’t care to search for a relationship. Kaya tries to get you to get out but you refuse, especially after the events of last time.

Kaya knew something was up the morning after your night with Satoru, but you convinced her nothing happened. And ever since she has been insufferable about you getting into a relationship. 

“Have you looked at Ryo? He’s definitely your type.” Kaya says as she chops some onions for the food that she’s making. You ignore her, playing a game on your phone. She babbles about him while you focus on winning until you smell the food that she’s making.

“What the fuck are you making?” You ask her, putting your hand over your mouth. You stand up and run to the bathroom.

“Hey, are you okay?!” Kaya yells, and she runs after you with a glass of water in hand. Once you finish vomiting, you stand up and take the glass of water from her hand and drink most of it. “If I didn’t know any better I’d say you were pregnant.”

Your eyes widen for a second or so, thinking of the possibility that you are. But there’s no way. It’s just exams stressing you out. There’s absolutely no way.

But she noticed your reaction and now she questions it, “There’s no way you are, right? You haven’t been intimate with anyone.”

“Actually… Over a month ago.”

“You used a condom, right? Any type of birth control?” She asks and you shake your head.

“Just a Plan B the morning after.” You answer and she gasps, putting her hand over her mouth.

“You know that those aren’t that effective. Those only stop ovulation.” She informs you. You begin to freak out, your face getting hot just thinking about this all. She opens one of the sink’s drawers and pulls out a pregnancy test, giving it to you. She walks out of the bathroom, leaving you alone to do this.

You stare at the box, your hand shaking, thinking that the results can possibly affect your future. You sigh and open the box, first reading the instructions before taking the test. Your hands won’t stop shaking. 

You put the test down on the sink’s counter. Three minutes feel like an eternity. For those three minutes you think about all the possible outcomes that can happen with the test coming back negative. Then all the possible outcomes if the test comes out positive.

“What are the results?” You hear Kaya outside the bathroom, and you can’t even bring yourself to pick up the test from the counter to flip it over. Your hands won’t stop shaking, and you feel as if you’re about to collapse at any moment. Your hands hold on to the sink for support, or else you might fall over.

“I- I can’t do it.” You mutter. You have to take a deep breath. Ignoring the test won’t stop reality, but it spares your feelings for a minute. It keeps your world together for a minute. For another minute. Then your world will fall apart. “Fuck.”

You finally grab the test and your hands are shaking. You might drop it at any moment. You flip it over and you shut your eyes because you don’t want to read the result. For another minute. Then you open them and read the results. Ones that you have been dreading. And immediately you put it down and hold on to the sink. You sigh.

“I’m pregnant.” You mutter. “I’m pregnant. Fuck.” 

You fall down on the ground and bury your face into your hands, immediately letting out a sob. You’re still so young, with a bright future ahead of you, and having a baby won’t make it ideal.

“What are the res-” Kaya barges into the bathroom, only to find you on the floor, crying your heart out. That tells her everything she needs to know. She sits down besides you, unsure of what to do. She wraps her arm around you, trying to hug you. “It’s going to be okay.”

She attempts to reassure you but it doesn’t work. At the moment, your world is crumbling into pieces. You’re still so young, and you can’t do this alone. No, this isn’t something you wanted. You don’t want this. A baby when you’re freshly 20 is the last thing you need. And the father of the baby– he’d want nothing to do with this for sure. Satoru Gojo described his night with you as a “mistake” and something that should’ve never happened, so you doubt that he’d want this.

20 year old Satoru Gojo will most definitely tell you to get an abortion. And maybe you’ll do the procedure without telling him anything because what he doesn’t know doesn’t affect him. That’s all you can think about. It’s not like you and Satoru will ever cross paths again.

“When are you going to tell him?” Kaya asks and you can’t help but shake your head. You’re not going to tell him.

“I’m not.” You respond and she furrows her eyebrows. She doesn’t know what to say to that. She wants to give you her undeniable support in each step but she also believes that the father should know.

“Why don’t you want to tell him?” She questions, hoping that your response will put her at ease. She’s scared that you won’t give her a valid reason and she’ll stay quiet, the weight of the secret weighing on her conscience for the rest of her life.

“Kaya, I- I just don’t know what to do.” You sob, and she comforts you. You calm down and tell her, “I know he’s not going to want this.”

“But what do you want?” She asks. You cry into your hands because you don’t know what you want. “Whatever you do, I’ll support you. Even if I have to keep it a secret from everyone else. I’m by your side, always.”

🏷 @mykyoon @sunjayist @fonkymonkeyfriday @lilith412426 @luvs-wrld @itachiswhore20 @cosmic--illusion @qtnfer @witchymermaid12 @fi106 @vale0023 @whosveenus @distractionforyourthoughts @bakugoscomet @dearsunaa @tamak00 @myyummy @watyousayin @leiriswhore @sleepybunny11

#jujutsu kaisen #smut #jjk #anime #jjk smut #jjk gojo #gojo x you #gojo x reader #gojou satoru x reader #gojo satoru #gojo smut #jjk fanfic #jujutsu kaisen gojo #gojo fanfic

[hydrangeyes]

Snowball Fight

So if you don't know, Yes this already existed, my old account was deleted (accident but I can tell I won't be getting it back), and am reposting my old x male reader works!

I don't know if I saved all of them but here is one that was saved to my AO3 account.

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This is a barely edited rambly cliché, empty brain hrs, I’ll edit this out if there isn’t any. Anyway, I’ve been called in early for work so this will be hella late.

Hawks x Male reader, demon quirk (it’s not that important)

headcanon that keigo does not like cold weather, that yeah cool air on his wings are great but ice cold about to make icicles cold? hard pass.

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It was a crisp freezing cold Christmas week. Monday to be exact. Everything was covered in snow and the few brave (or stupid) souls out that afternoon were running about last minute Christmas shopping. It was this upcoming  thursday after all.

And thank whoever up there Keigo found himself off for the holidays, because he did not like the cold weather. See his wings can keep him warm but his wings themselves couldn’t take how harsh the winter air gets in the sky. So he’s been dubbed “useless unless it’s an emergency”. After all, it’s not like there’s gloves for every individual feather.

Letting out a bored sigh, he thinks about what he can do right now, not going to his apartment was one. Days off were a blessing but how empty his place was around this time made him antsy. A thought to call- no. Just pick up a bucket of chicken and go home, not think about- a dull wack to the back of his head sends him tumbling forward.

“P-pfft!! Hahahaha!!!” A familiar laugh coming from behind him. Keigo straightens turning with a fake smile. There behind him was his current avoidance. Y/n L/n, a good friend turned benefits that well…He was catching feelings for.  They started out as work buddies, Enji asking him to test a new recruit with a ‘demon’ like quirk.

And boy was he a beast. A tall 6’0, tight but soft muscles, hooded f/c eyes, and black hair styled up to reveal an undershave. Y/n’ whole look fit his sharp teeth, horned head, magic quirk. To be honest, hawks was a little bit surprised that y/n was a hero. Given he looked more on the villain side, he was surprised y/n got this far.

But after the test it didn’t take long for them to start up a casual friendship. Keigo smiled a little at the thought. Y/n was easy going and fun to be around. He didn’t expect anything from him and that just broke down a lot of the reservation keigo had. To say it took long for him to catch some type of feelings from their fuck friends arrangement, would be a fat lie.

It was fun and had him dazed easily. But it was the softness after and the hang outs that felt like dates that made him feel like he needed to run.

Which was his current problem. Having all avoided the man for a few weeks now to figure out what to do with these new emotions. Keigo felt guilty about it but well he was never taught how to handle these types of emotions…. In a good, healthy way at least.

“So much for being the quickest baby bird.” Y/n teases once he’s close enough. Snapping back to the present Keigo huffs pretending to be annoyed, his growing blush at the closeness kind of giving him away. “Mah, what has you so distracted?” Y/n asks, chuckling as Keigo gets redder. Scowling slightly, Keigo picks up a handful of snow and quickly packs it with a swing.

Y/n yelps as it hits his face. And seeing Y/n with such a surprised expression sends Keigo into a snort of laughter. Y/n blinks looking at his friend laughing up a storm, his wings drooping in the release of tension and grins. Good, he missed his idiot.

“Oh it’s on.” Y/n said, starting a mini snowball fight war, that grew as fans and kids joined in. Keigo can’t exactly say when he’s felt this light and happy (outside of learning he was gonna meet endeavor as an equal). As it got darker, things started to slow and with some pictures taken and left alone to catch their breaths.  It ended with just him and Y/n.

Let out one more breath before slinging an arm over Keigo’s shoulders, this was not where he was trying to go with looking for Keigo but- Y/n hums as Keigo presses into him freely as the wind starts to pick up. -This was perfect.

“Hey. My place?” Y/n mumbles hopefully

Suddenly Keigo couldn’t help but want to be working rather than having to answer that.  Adrenaline came back and he pulled away a bit unsure. Y/n sighs feeling the tension come back.

“What did I do?” Keigo quickly looks up at in confused “Wha-”

“Look I know when someone is avoiding me. So I’m guessing you want to break this whole arrangement off or something?” Y/n say as calmly as he could, but there was an edge of defeat in his tone. Keigo felt his wings ruffle and try to curl around the both of them. It was old, dark, and too public (they were in a park the back of his mind whispered). 

He would at least have this conversation somewhere warm and private. “Can we talk…at your place?” his eyes focused on y/n’s shoulder. “Yeah.” Y/n mumbles back, with a flick of his hand opening a portal to his living room and shuffling them in. Keigo shivers at the shift in temperatures kicking off his boots and plopping onto the couch, as y/n does the same with his shoes following after.

“Than-”

Y/n leans down pressing a kiss to keigo’s lips. Balancing himself with one hand on the couch a bit hunched over. He kept his body relaxed just in case keigo wanted to push him away. But he didn’t, instead gripping his coat and using it to tug him closer, deepening the kiss.

(Watch as my writing changes now that I found mood music, at least to me it does)

“I love you. I fell in love with you and I’m terrified” Keigo whispers softly, the words ringing through the nearly empty apartment. Keigo chuckles wetly as he felt himself tremble but he held on and nipped at y/n’s bottom lip. Y/n stares down at him, eyes unmoving breath escalating. 

“Heh…heheheh-” Y/n sucks in a breath as euphoria courses through him in a wave and he knocks keigo back full onto the couch kissing him recklessly. “My sweet, beautiful keigo.. I love you too. And there is nothing you need to be scared of.” Y/n whispers back at a startled keigo.

Both gave each other shaky smiles, neither able to articulate the sheer happiness they were feeling. So with another boost of adrenaline, Y/n leans down to start his journey loving every bit of Keigo freely.

#top male reader #x male reader #hawks x male reader #keigo x male reader #bhna x male reader

[foxydivaxx]

Another Excerpt for Gossip Girl AU Prequel chapter 5

Warning: totally NSFW and spicy

Zoro lies on the bed as he awaits Sanji’s reply to his naughty thirst trap. The Internet shut down after photos of him at the beach sporting a brand new look resurfaced onto the Internet.

He decided to oblige the fans for once and break his silence by giving them and the world a little something to talk about.

He is aware of Griffith’s signing to his current label, a very petty and desperate move if you ask him. But rather than quietly accept defeat, what did the King of the Upper Eats Side do instead? Simply and quietly restrategize.

Part of why he and Sukuna came to Japan was not just to get in touch with their Japanese ancestral roots but to also get away from the bullshit in America for once. Come up with new sounds and styles no one has heard of.

Grimmjow happened to be in Japan ironically as he went off to spend time with his relatives and the trio messed around in the studio like old times. They met their old friend, Sasuke Uchiha as well and next thing he knew, all four of them started recording like 4 tracks together.

He was just going to take his time with this album. No rushing. Just going to take it slow. One thing is for certain; Zoro was going to take a huge risk.

It was at that moment that his phone rings. Smirking deviously as he knows who it is, he answers the call. “Hi Curly. Been a while I’ve heard from ya.”

“You asshole!! Do you intend to kill me?!” Zoro just chuckles. Truth is, he started as the typical boy next door. That selfie which had him pose with him lifting his shirt up and posing in a sensual manner that is bound to raise an eyebrow or two, has more or less shattered that image.

“Maybe that was the intention.”

“Geez Marimo!! You look….”

“Sexy?”

“Yes!!”

“I am done being a little boy. I am done playing nice babe. Now we are in a new era. Gotta let them know.”

“You do realize becoming a sexydol is a huge risk.”

“You are one to talk. You and that sexy ass that you jiggle a lot.”

“Pfft….you fucking like it and keep fantasizing about plowing your dick into my ass. Now to the more interesting question; how big and thick are you down there Daddy?”

The greenette smirks. He misses hearing Sanji call him that. “All I can tell you is that once you have a taste of my dick, your body will be begging me to fuck you more till your legs get tired.”

#one piece #sanji #zoro #zosan

[aprillikesthings]

It's a work night but it's fine

I wanna watch more she-ra

s4 ep9 hero

my occasional reminder that this is a rewatch and therefore not spoiler-free for later episodes

YAY MADAME RAZZ

she calls Mara by Adora's name D: she really *isn't* oriented in time, huh

but then time shifts and

...for those of you who don't know, I work in a retirement community, at the front desk. Most of our residents are independent living, but we have a few that have memory issues and aren't in the locked memory care floor--some aren't considered at risk of leaving/dangerous, and some get 24/7 caregiver visits. And the way Madame Razz talks definitely reminds me of some of those residents.

I made myself really garlicky pasta for dinner and multiple friends of a roommate have walked through and commented on how good it smells. But I only made enough for myself.

Poor Adora is freaking out and Madame Razz is puttering around. And for some reason stores stuff under a Horde helmet?!

Adora: AHHHH Mara said something about a weapon??? Madame Razz: *suddenly stops* Madame Razz: *thonks Adora on head with broom, goes back to pie-making* Madame Razz: anyway Swift Wind is coming over to make pie

he's right

But also Adora is trying to talk to her the same way relatives will insist on talking to someone with dementia sometimes--repeatedly trying to orient them to time and place or arguing with them. (Don't do that.)

You have to enter their world. If they wonder where their (long dead) husband is, don't tell her he's dead; say he's at work, and do you want to help me with this (fairly simple task)?

(Seriously. Do not tell them their husband (or other family member) is dead. All you succeed in doing is upsetting them. They will forget WHY they're upset a few minutes later, but they will physically be able to feel that they're upset, and not have any idea why, which will just agitate them further. Don't put them through that. Don't make them grieve their spouse/parents/etc over and over and over.)

OH HEY they're back in Mara's time, and that's the space ship alright. And uhhh the Crystal Castle? I guess?????

Mara doesn't recognize her! Madame Razz is like OOHHHHHH is this the first time? It's been so long! Also I need sugar for the pie.

"or I will be forced to alert your superiors."

That's so weird, I'm used to She-Ra not having any "superiors"

just give her the damn sugar!

Even Mara doesn't know details about the Heart of Etheria Project. (oooooh yeah I bet she didn't D: )

Back to Adora's time

oh that's not the Crystal Castle--it's a new (old) place

The ruins have a bunch of marks from the She-Ra sword, ancient boxes of sugar (lol I bet the First Ones' writing just says "sugar") and a fancy crystal thing (that had been in the control panel of the ship)

Adora: what is this? Madame Razz: oh Mara left that for you, she wants to talk. Help me pick berries.

"She's been gone for a thousand years!"

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

Thankfully Madame Razz exists outside of time and was just like "pfft nah Mara's helping me make a pie today :D"

well that's definitely inspired by the boar god from Princess Mononoke

oh we get to see Mara's little transformation into She-Ra, nice!

Madame Razz can order the boar monster around!

and there's a transfer of magic happening! cool! they're friends now

and this is how we (the audience) learn that She-Ra's powers don't necessarily require the sword, nice

which is wild because Mara is technically an alien lol

lol Mara points this out the moment I unpaused it

yep

Madame Razz: "You cannot control magic, magic simply is."

Mara: "I'm sworn to protect Etheria just as I'm sworn to protect my people. But I know we're doing something to the planet."

Me: *squints* is this a metaphor for like, climate change

Mara: "I don't know all the details of the Heart of Etheria Project, I just know it's big. They say we're the heroes, but I don't know if it's right." Madame Razz: "She-Ra protects Etheria. Your people made the sword, but they did not make She-Ra."

Oh that makes sense lol

They jump back to the present, and Madame Razz is all sad and says, "She said she would come back....she promised....we were going to make the pie....I've been waiting for so long"

Adora puts two and two together: "Everything we're doing, the berries, the sugar, making the pie--it helps you remember." YEAH (seriously tho familiar things really do help them remember stuff, which is why people with dementia, especially at first, are "better" around family.)

Madame Razz, with tears in her eyes: "Oh, Mara. You were never supposed to succeed. They made a plan for you.

;_;

"There is a great evil at the Heart of Etheria, Adora. And it is waking up again."

(eek)

omg look at the little timer thing

YUP

A frustrated Adora is just like "Please you have to remember SOMETHING"

Madame Razz: "Adora, Mara, it always ends the same!"

IT'S NOT FUCKING GOOD

Mara: "It's going to activate soon, there's no time...it's starting, I have to get to my ship." Oohhhh that's when she does the little recording they found

Mara: "I can't stop it."

;_;

THAT CAN'T BE GOOD

it's a show for kids! light-hearted fun!

(Hey at least I made a Gravity Falls reference and not Steven Universe. This time. But also for real they got away with SO MUCH BODY HORROR in Gravity Falls?! but couldn't have two people of the same gender in a relationship. FFS.)

Anyway I'm not screenshotting the rest of this scene

Except to point out THAT'S HOW THE SWORD ENDED UP IN THE WHISPERING WOODS that's where Adora found it :O A THOUSAND YEARS LATER, Mara literally abandoned it there as she stumbled off to the ship

but yeah we jump back to the current era where the pie is done, and also Swift Wind and Adora have fallen asleep, Razz runs out the door with the pie, and then is chasing Mara in the past, and then it jumps back to the present--

I forgot they moved the ship lol but poor Bow is working on it and

but yeah Madame Razz is back on "you need to talk to Mara!! you have everything you need"

she gets out the little crystal thing from the ruins

we see Mara's "ghost" (like we did in the ship when it was still in the Crimson Waste) and we flash back:

Light Hope sounds SO CREEPY

Okay so they're not in space, they're just above Etheria

Light Hope: "The Heart of Etheria has been activated. Your mission has been fulfilled. There will be peace throughout the galaxy"

Mara looks HORRIFIED

Light Hope: "you will be a hero" Mara: >:( Mara: "How will destroying worlds bring peace?"

AND I'VE HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT lol I knew I would hold on

#april rewatches spop #hero

[neoruby-loves-ut-aus]

How Twyla! Sofia and Alexander or Nightmare Jr met

*time when Twyla was just a 6 year old princess*

Twyla: Mommy, I'm going out to play because the sky's awake!!!

The Queen or her mother (*insert name because not sure*: Okay dear! Please be careful!!!

*Twyla goes to a forest which is near to her castle and spots kids of her age playing*

Twyla: Hi!! I'm Twyla!! Can I play?

One of the kids: *thinks* Ewww, she's ugly!! She wants attention!! Ugh!

Another kid: Hey! If you want to play with us, we need some things to be off from you to make you look gorgeous.

Twyla: What I don't understand-

*they start physically bullying her*

Please!!! I didn't do anything!! Stop!!! *Screams*

Another kid: Haha, no one can hear your garbage voice!!

*meanwhile somewhere in the forest*

*an eight year old boy with brown and white hair, wearing a blue cap and black jacket with black trousers and a seagreen shirt and black sneakers hears her scream*

???: Someone is in danger!! I need to help that person!

*rushes to the place where Twyla was getting bullied*

HEY!!! LEAVE HER ALONE YOU MEANIES!!!

One of the kids: And who are you to interfere? Maybe you two lovebirds can join our beatings.

Another kid: BOSS!!! HE'S THE SON OF THE MOST DANGEROUS KING!! HE'S THE PRINCE OF NEGATIVITY!!

The leader: Pfft, it's a lie. He's nothing but a show off brat-

???: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? *Wipes Twyla's tears and bandages her wounds and covers her eyes with a cloth and covers her ears with headphones playing nursery rhymes, her favourite songs*

*turns into a huge goopy abomination which makes the bullies all shocked* (like how Noot Noot dealt with his own bullies after the apple incident)

*ina corrupted voice* SO YOU CHOSE NO MERCY =) ~

*The boy brutally kills them, like he killed one of them by tearing him into half with his tentacle, killed one of them by melting her to death using his scream of death (like Mortal Kombat Sindel's scream fatality), choked one of themto death using his tentacle, used his water powers to rip a face of one of them and later stabbed them using his ice powers (like Mortal Kombat Sub-Zero's Fatality).*

*uses water powers to clean all of the blood from his body and uses perfume to make Twyla not suspect anything and buries the corpses in the perfect way without wasting any time and tells his grandmother, the guardian of hell, in his mind to torture them when their spirits go to hell*

*opens the cloth* It's alright friend. They're gone now.

Twyla: Thank you!! You saved me!!

???: You're welcome! My name is Alexander, call me Alex for short. People also call me Nightmare Jr for I am the Prince of Negativity. Wanna be friends?

Twyla: Yes!! My name is Princess Twyla!! Nice to meet a nice person like you!

Alex: I'll take you home. *Holds her hand and teleports her to her palace*

Twyla: Wowie!! Your magic is incredible!! Thank you and hope to meet you soon!!

Alex: You're welcome and when we meet you again, I'll show you more of my magic!! Bye new friend!! *Teleports away*

*At home*

Twyla: Mommy Mommy!! *Explains everything but did not mention what Alex did to them because she did not know it and said that he scared them away*

Her mother: Awww, I'm glad that though being the son of the most evil King, Nightmare, he's still an angel on disguise like his mother. He saved my baby!!

*present time*

*Adult Alex and Adult Twyla telling about their childhood to Alex's baby triplet siblings*

Twyla: And that's how me and your big brother met. At least he did not traumatise me when he killed them. That was sweet of him.

Luna (A girl of Alex's baby triplet siblings) : When will you be our big sissy?

Amaris (A boy sibling of the triplets): My brother Esmeray, me and my sister Luna and our big sistas will be happy!!

Esmeray: Yeah!!

Alex: *blushes* Twyla dear, *whispers* hold my hand and let's get out of here.

Twyla: Soon dears. Soon. *Smiles*

Alex: Okay.... We gotta go and join our friend! *Teleports with her holding her hand*

Triplets: We can read your mind big bubba. You can't hide your thoughts from us hee hee!

Dreamlevel belongs to me and @sofiathehooman

People who need to see this:

@analexthatexists @shaylacousintale @deepestredloves @shorukarts

#dreamtale #undertale au #gacha character #utmv #nightmare sans #alexander #twyla sofia #frisk oc #moon frisk #sofiathehooman #dreamlevel #dreamtale frans #dreamtale au #underlevel #undertale #ut au #sans au #undertale fandom #undertale multiverse #undertale oc #frans shipchild #frans ship #undertale ship #ship child #ship kids

[thebutterflyoficeandwisteria]

okay here is the callyn flashback thing

My name is Calynn, and I don’t know how it got this way. Neither do you. I can still remember when everything was so…Happy.

I remember training with my older brother before he died, and I remember…Her. My best friend: Tanniyn. How could everything go so wrong those years ago…

~~~

“Dodge!” My brother said, swinging his practice sword. We were in the training arena and he was teaching me how to dodge my opponents’ attacks and use openings to attack for the 20th time. He had to, since he was the new dragon hunter after mom and dad retired, and I would be next after him.

My brother was my hero, he was practically the best warrior in the kingdom. And of course, He is just kind, like an older brother would be. I wanted not to fail again and to actually make him proud this time. Then I heard the start of a sword sweeping through air.

I saw the strike coming and everything seemed to slow down. I could see everything around me. The details of the columns in the arena, the parts of the ground where the dirt was still wet and had puddles that could make me slip, I heard the whoosh of my brother’s sword, every detail I could see, including the opening. I quickly moved to the left and lifted my wooden sword up to strike, and landed the blow.

I watched my brother fall from the blow and was shocked. That was the first time I managed to dodge and land the blow out of all the time we spent practicing that I managed it.

“That was amazing, Cal! You finally got it” He yelled. “I…did? I did!” I exclaimed. I did a jump and ended up tripping on my sword, which had fallen at my feet.

Then the messenger came. He was a thin man with curly red hair, a fancy outfit, and a scroll for my brother.

“Dragon hunter, the queen in waiting wishes to see you. She has something to discuss.” He looked at me and my brother on the ground and covered in dirt from the arena floor, and then said “I’ll give you a moment to get cleaned up.” I felt embarrassed because I thought it was obvious I tripped on my sword. The messenger usually came most days to let my brother know about things, and he had seen me lose to my brother a lot.

My brother told me “Calynn, I’ll be back in a bit okay? Go let mom and dad know and tell them training is finished for the day.” I nodded, then ran back to the door to the hallway to find them.

~~~ I don’t remember exactly what happened when I found them, I just know that afterwards the first thing I did was go outside to find my friend Tanniyn. The gardens were always full of beautiful flowers, with scents that could make you feel like you were in a dream. I walk out farther the gate that leads to the path into the town square. I was a few feet outside the gate when I was greeted with a loud “BOO!”

I jerked back in surprised, and then I saw her and got a little annoyed.

“pfft I got you again! Really Calynn you are very easy to scare” Tanniyn said, mockingly.

She leaned toward me smiling her playful grin she always has, and I felt heat rushing to my face.

“Tanniyn, do you have to do that every time you find me?” I asked, hoping my face wasn’t red.

“Yes. Now come on! Do you want to play a prank on the old lady always telling us to stop scaring the birds? Or do you want to play hide and seek” Asked Tanniyn.

“I am going to go with hide and seek. I am pretty sure she is friends with my family. I don’t need to get in trouble after getting a win over my brother during training today.”

For a moment I thought I saw a flicker of a grimace on her face, but it was quickly replaced with a smile. “you did? Well congrats, Calynn. So what do you think of doing hide and seek in the woods? There is a lot of plant growth and trees to hide in.”

She usually suggested it, but I always chickened out. We were only eight years old after all, and I always worried about what we would find in there. It was the one place the adults always told us not to go because dragons lurked there. We all heard the stories as kids, how they would always attack humans on sight. I was one who never really believed the stories that much but was still scared by them.

“I don’t know, Tanniyn, you know we aren’t allowed to” I said nervously, sweat starting to trickle down the back of my neck.

“You said you got one over on your brother today, didn’t you? If you could do that you can handle the woods, right? Besides we’ll be back before anyone notices, and I need to go I haven’t gotten to go with you without your brother or parents coming, too.” Tanniyn sounded a little bit disappointed when they came along, which I could understand. Adults usually don’t let you have that much fun in wild areas away from the square. Even my brother sets as many limits on what we can do as my parents. “Yeah I can do it, but we have to be back before the sun starts to dip down, okay” I said.

“Yes! Thanks Calynn, uh why let’s get some snacks and then we go?” Said Tanniyn, whose stomach was starting to rumble. “Yeah let’s go get some snacks…maybe the bakery near the square’s fountain?”

“Definitely”

~~~

The bakery is always one of the best places in the square. The scent of pies, cakes, candy, and more are always present, and a bite out of anything from there is like something from another world. Tanniyn and I just went in and out this time, so we could have enough time to play hide and seek. “We would save the bakery and its wonders for another day.” That’s what Tanniyn said. We both ran out of there before we could get stuck in the bakery forever and we make a head for the mouth of the forest. The wind whipped through my hair and my braid started flying behind me.

~~~

The forest is a beautiful place. You can hear all the birds and other creatures roaming or flying or running and jumping. The flowers are the most beautiful things you ever see. Some glow, some are colors you have no name for. Though ever once in a while in the clearing you see a track of a creature that not like the rest of the animals there. It is bigger, more claw like in a slightly reptilian way. It is too big to be any creature you see. I have always been nervous when we spot these, but Tanniyn is unfazed whenever we run into one. She just glances then twirls away like it is no big deal.

“Okay time to start! I am going to be the seeker” I paused “Also, Tanniyn?”

“Hmm?” she says, her dark blue eyes looking back at me.

“Don’t get lost” I say, concerned.

“Never do.” She reply’s, smiling. Then I closed my eyes and started counting to 10.

~~~

I ended up finding her, and then we swapped places. Then she found me. This went on until I couldn’t find her. When I gave up, I waited. And waited. I assumed Tanniyn would come out when she realized I couldn’t find her.

I started calling out “Tanniyn!” and going deeper into the woods trying to find any sign of her hiding somewhere. The shadows of the trees felt like they were trying to trick me and make it so that I will never find anything. I ran through the trees frantically calling her name fearing I would lose her forever, until I bursted into a clearing in the forest.

And saw the gigantic dragon towering over me with mutilated deer all around it.

It’s scales were the color of the midnight sky with scatters of stars…and its eyes. Dark blue. With hints of purple around the pupil and light spots scattered around.

The dragon’s eyes looked just like Tanniyn’s. I made an impulsive move. I said “Tanniyn is that you?”

The dragon’s gaze softened and it shifted back into the form of my friend. She looked down and I think I saw a tear come down her cheek.

I just ran up and hugged her.

 “I will love you no matter what you are” I say, hugging her tighter.

“Same to you” Tanniyn replied.

And we stayed there till the sun started to set.

~end~

#my stuff #my oc #my ocs #writting wip

[canyouhearthelight]

The Miys, Ch. 220

First things first: Reader shout outs to

@israfel00

@freakfagot

@lwgph

@butterflies-orgasms

A couple of these names are not new, but I still wanted to extend some appreciation.

Also, thank you to @baelpenrose for helping me get over the over-thinking this chapter and the next one or two.

Content warnings on this chapter for:

Mention of Nazis

Mention of genocidal acts

Mention of the “Saffron Terror” which is not the politically correct name for the event but is, unfortunately, the one that leads to accurate results on Western Google. (Please tell me the correct name if you know it, and I will change it. I hate having to use that name so that people can look it up and get the facts)

Historical recounting of being in a concentration camp. It was way worse to hear in person when I was fourteen years old, and the details are worse, but the facts are accurate. Unfortunately.

Due to the number and severity of the warnings, TL;DR: Sophia and Parvati talk. Parvati isn’t ready to come back to work yet, but they meet at the Undine to talk things over.

Still working on the buffer, but... happy new year, everyone.

The day after I pitched the concept of giving everyone on the ship the chance to pitch every functional idea they had as alternatives to outright killing the Eko-mari once we were on the planet, Parvati sent me a message that she wanted to meet and talk on neutral ground. As much as I wanted to believe this was a coincidence, there was a non-zero chance that she had been copied on the recording of the session.  If it meant she was willing to talk, however, I honestly didn’t care.

That is exactly what I reminded myself hours later, when I was sipping a drink in the Undine and evaluating the merit of the soft music that was playing.  It was something with soft horns, very mellow. I kept expecting it to crescendo, but instead it would smooth back out like a lazy river. Very good choice, overall.

“Seriously?”

I was snapped out of my soft, grey headspace to look up at a dark and disappointed eyebrow.

“It’s virgin,” I told Parvati, wiggling my bloody mary at her.

She shook her head and took a seat. “I pity whoever your doctor ends up being. Your blood pressure must be insane.”

Snapping my fingers, I winked at her. “Joke’s on you. My blood pressure is around my ankles somewhere, always has been. Super efficient kidneys or something. Tyche’s even worse off.”

“Must be nice,” she whistled softly.

“Spoken by someone who has clearly never had to genuinely worry about fainting every time they stand up.” I cleared my throat. “But you aren’t here to talk about my health. How are you feeling?”

“Not ready to come back to work, for sure,” she sighed, waving Sebastian over. “Wine, please. Just bring the bottle. And a carafe of water.”

He glanced at me and held up two fingers. Draining my salty tomato juice, I nodded. “No rush on coming back to work. You’re only missing the riveting world of housing assignments and bivouac suit inventory.”

“Thrilling,” she deadpanned before smiling gently. “I do plan on coming back, just not yet.  I need some perspective that isn’t coming from the Council or someone adjacent…. I’ve basically been couch-surfing for the past week, because I couldn’t sleep in my quarters or be around Xiomara without questioning my life choices.” She sighed again. “Xio doesn’t deserve that.”

“Parvati… Please tell me you’ve talked to her already?”

“Pfft! Sorry, Sebastian, that wasn’t about you. You’re lovely,” she responded as he returned. He grinned, shaking his head, and once he had opened the wine and stepped away, she continued. “I wouldn’t be here if I couldn’t face her first. That would be beyond cowardly, not to mention cruel. No, I spoke with her yesterday, as soon as I was in the right mindset.”

Oh. “So… this isn’t directly because of the proposal to the Council?”

“Not immediately, no.  I’ll admit that this meeting happened much sooner because of it, but I was meeting her for breakfast when I got the notification. This would have happened eventually.”

“Thank fuck,” I exhaled. “Theoretically, our department is over-staffed and can survive without you. In reality, I was wracking my brain to figure out if there was anything I could do without directly reaching out to you. I wasn’t expecting you to reach out until maybe a week or three before planetfall.”

“I was pretty angry,” she admitted, finishing her first glass of water and pouring each of us one of wine. “But then I remembered someone else.”

“Who?”

She shook her head before repeating herself, enunciating carefully. “Someone. Else. I remembered Else.”

Even more confused, I cut my glance over to the nearby wall, where multiple fist-sized puffballs trundled and chirped happily in tune with the music. “Vati, you love Else. You event plan around them. What was there to remember?”

Delicately, she held a finger out and picked one up. “I was walking in the corridors, just wandering… And two people were arguing - ironically about the Eko-mari. I didn’t even realize that was what they were talking about when I walked past.” Holding the puff to her face, she nudged it with her nose playfully. “And they I heard one say ‘It’s not like they’re Else, is it?’.”

Oh.

She kept going, petting the Else-chick gently with one finger despite how upset she sounded. “And yeah, they’re cute and useful… now. But they weren’t originally. In fact, they were killing us. They almost did kill several people. It was a close call.”

As much as I wanted to politely say ‘I know’, there was no way for it to sound anything other than sarcastic.  Instead, I literally bit my tongue and let her get her mind together.

It didn’t take long. “But we actively saved them.  Not just that, we made sure they were given every chance to thrive - a nebula, a ferrous planet, and we brought them with us. Even knowing they could kill us at the time, with no guarantee that the fact would change.” Ruffling the chick elicited a trilling coo, and she smiled. “Humans do that, don’t we? We domesticated predators to the point that we can’t be happy without them… We can survive, but we would be very sad. We love and we love, to the point that we wanted to befriend a lethal emergent species and make allies of a fleet of nightmares.”

By this point, her hands were trembling with emotion, even as she stroked her cheek with the bright yellow ball of chirping fluff. “Charly and you would never go along with outright killing someone if there was any other option,” she whispered hoarsely. “I don’t understand what tells you both, and several others, that it’s the best option, but I knew even before the communication this morning that you would have found another way if there was one.”

“Is that why you’re here?”  I asked. “To find out what we understand that you don’t?”

“It’s essential,” she confirmed. “Not just to our role, but to my mind. What am I not seeing?”

At this point, I was flat out confused. I carefully set my glass down, turning it slowly as I tried to think. “Parvati,” I started hesitantly. “When we say the Eko-mari aren’t like Else… Else was emergent, right? They were basically destructive children who didn’t know any better. When a child throws something that feels good to throw, you don’t kill them if they break a window or hit their sibling in the eye with it. You teach them better, right?”

She nodded and gently placed Else back on the wall with the rest.

Bracing, I forced myself to continue. “The Eko-mari aren’t children. They were warring with people from other worlds when we were figuring out how to rub sticks together and make fire.  It was in the Galactic Curriculum, we all took it.” I paused and she nodded to confirm. “Okay, so… They aren’t children who don’t know better. They’re… they’re space Nazis,” I finished lamely.

Contrary to her quiet demeanor to this point, her head dropped back, her hands fisted hard enough to whiten her knuckles, and I could hear her teeth clench and grind from where I was sitting. After a low growl, her head snapped up like a woman possessed. “Stop. Saying. That. Word,” she hissed between her teeth. “It doesn’t mean to me what it does to you!”

That was unexpected. I blinked silently and let her keep going.

She blew several breaths from her nose, smoothing her hands flat across the table. “I’m not stupid, I know Nazis were bad. I’m pretty sure everyone on Earth was aware of that. But I did not have family or neighbors, or the family of neighbors who were impacted by it like so many people seem to have. Yes, my country sent soldiers to war. Yes, we hosted an Allied base. Our people starved in droves, but it was due to the choices of the British. Nothing new there. Nazis are, largely, academic to me. But they lost, and as you are so fond of saying, winners write history.”

“This is why I was so frustrated,” she seethed, impressing me with her ability to keep from shouting, “The Baconist Rebellion? I remember. Nihilous Rex? All too well. But even those don’t elicit that gut-level response so many of you have.” Four long, slow breaths as she rolled her glass between her hands, collecting the cool condensation before rubbing it on her throat to cool down. “But Alistair said something else… he called them fascists.” The word sounded funny, telling me it had been translated and translated back. “By the time I had calmed down, I was sitting in the Archive, trying to find peace.”

Arminta was strict about quiet in the Archives, even more so than Alistair had been. I wasn’t surprised when anyone went there looking for quiet and solitude.

“I started doing research - honest to gods, hands on paper research. After all, if what Odvub had said about the Eko-mari was true, I couldn’t trust the digital system with this.” The tension melted from her as she recalled it, and I was more than a little envious. “Topic notwithstanding, it was lovely. But I found what had been tickling my mind about fascists - what the press called the ‘Saffron Terror’.” Given the way she spat the words, I immediately logged them as one to avoid. “In the first decade of the millennium, there was a huge Hindu ethno-nationalist movement.  I remember my parents whispering about where the most recent bombing were, praying for people in whispers, and not understanding until I was older that they were praying for the Muslims who had been killed.”

She choked up, causing her to pour and chug two glasses of water before she could compose herself. “I was the Germans,” she whispered. “My family weren’t the Nazis, but we were definitely the Germans. Not even the kind who can say we hid Jewish people.”

“Vati…”

She snapped her fingers in front of my face. “No. We do not pity me. We do not. I learn, and we move forward.” Snap, snap, snap. “I am better than that. Pita did not raise a coward.” Once she was sure I was listening, she relaxed slightly. “That was when I knew I needed to speak with Xiomara. I came here to understand what it is from the side of the people attacked so I can understand.”

I sat back, chin pulled tight to my throat. “Parvati…” I waved at myself: blonde, blue eyed, wide hips. “I have no clue. Only thing my family was victim of was being poor and mostly pagan. And that second one quit being a killing offense wayyyy beyond living memory.”

“Then I will ask someone else, again, as soon as I can. Why do you have such a reaction?”

“Oh, that’s easier,” I exhaled, relieved. “When we were learning about the Holocaust in school, the teacher played a recording of a woman… Miss Rose.  She had only passed somewhat recently - my teacher filmed this interview, and it was less than twenty years old at the time. Maybe closer to ten?” I thought for a moment before shuddering. “Miss Rose had survived Buchenwald, one of the concentration camps.  The things she talked about… and she was so detached. There’s something you recognize, that you identify with, when someone has survived abuse and treats it like just a part of life. But this was - it was so far above and beyond anything I would ever experience, and she talked about it like it was being spanked for punching her sibling. ‘These little holes are scars from where the mites would eat into us’. So casual…” I shook my head to snap my way out of the memory. “You don’t forget that. I’ve watched interviews with serial killers that didn’t hold a candle to the chills that video gave me. And she survived. How much worse happened to the ones who didn’t?”

It was her turn to blink at me. “What the hell is happening in NorthAm schools?” she hissed to herself before making a comical voice. “Oh, yes, let’s traumatize the children.” Rolling her eyes, she turned back to me with a softer look. “But it makes sense.  Still, you have to use a different word if you want everyone to understand what you’re saying.”

I spread my hands, palms open. “As you are aware, I am open to suggestions.”

Planting her index finger firmly on the table, she started stabbing out her points. “Just say fascist, and include a link.” Thunk. “Better yet, have Arthur - no, Simon - record a short lesson on it and send it out as required prior to voting for or against the original plan.” Thunk. “Definitely Simon, but anyway…. So people know what they are voting on, not just ‘Fascists equal bad’.” Thunk “Nils wasn’t the first to call his enemies that name, whether it was true or not.  Mandatory informed decisions are better.”

“As much as I love the suggestion, I don’t like having to explain to Arthur why he’s not doing the lesson.”

She flipped her hair over her left shoulder. “I will tell him, and make it clear he does not have a choice.”

“I’m not sure if that’s a threat or a promise, but I’m not arguing. Cheers.”

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#the miys #found family #hard conversations #original fiction #historical basis #tw: genocide #tw: holocaust #tw: saffron terror #tw: abuse #tw: trauma #humans are weird #haw #hfy

[league-of-starlight]

TOURNAMENT OF SOULS moveset: Draven.

Thought I'd give you a taste of the new series, so you know what you're voting for.

Playstyle: An aggressive rush down fighter, Draven specialises in getting in close with his axes and cutting them to ribbons. While he has projectiles that can bounce back, he’ll need to pick them up if they miss, leaving him open.

Special attacks:

DRAVEN LEAP!: Draven leap forward and slams his axes down. If it hits the opponent, it causes bleeding for brief damage over time.

Playing to the crowd: Draven looks to the camera and does the “Get a load of this guy” pose. The opponent takes increased damage if it finishes the taunt.

Axe toss: Draven throws one of his axes at the opponent in an arc. If it connects, it will bounce back and can be caught from a brief burst of movement speed.

Grinder: Draven tosses both axes along the ground, which return to him for an extra two hits if they connect.

Draven has a unique mechanic called crowd pleaser. The more axes he catches without dropping, a bar just above his super meter fills up. When it gets all the way, he can activate a powered up mode where he moves faster and hits harder. If you don’t catch an axe during this period, the buff immediately goes away and Draven briefly takes higher damage.

SOUL HEAT: Laughing Hyena: Draven does a series of spinning slashes with his axes before kicking the opponent away he twirls his axes for the crowd before throwing them at the opponent as they try to get up.

Victory pose:

Draven shows off for the crowd, juggling his axes before pulling the camera and giving a wide grin.

Quotes:

Draven: “There’s only room for one handsome mug, got it? But damn, I look good!”

Evelynn: “I love your look, but you’ve got wild eyes.”

Gwen: “Didn’t your mama tell you not to run with scissors?”

Irelia: “Would it kill you to relax a bit? You’re bumming the crowd out.”

Jhin: “I’d call that a Draven style performance.”

Lux: “All that sunshine won’t help you out, girlie!”

Naafiri: “Play dead, doggy. Good girl.”

Nidalee: “Better run away, kitty cat, I need a new fur coat.”

Nilah: “Quit smiling already! Creeping me out.”

Pyke: “Maybe your buddy can stitch you together again?”

Samira: “You know, with all your talk, I expected more flair.”

Sett: “Back off, momma’s boy, this is my arena!”

Shaco: “Ugh. You creep me out, man.”

Viego: “Could you shut up about your wife already?! Giving me a headache.”

Defeat Viego (Final boss form): “That eye of yours just got plucked out. Ha!”

Xin Zhao: “This ain’t your arena, old man. Back off.”

Yasuo: Crimson tempest? Pfft, more like red breeze.

Ending:

After Viego embarrassed him and gained the role of tournament host, Draven seethed with vengeance. That debt has been repaid.

With the power of the Eye at his disposal, Draven will now make his face unforgettable. But there is one person Draven still needs to impress.

His older brother, Darius.

Time for a family reunion.

#league of legends #soul fighter #Tournament of souls movesets #draven league of legends

[dreaminlittlenightmares]

Write the Mirror Man giving fashion advice to another character (your pick) :P

Mirror Man goes into Edna Mode mode lol

Title: Throw Yourself into the Garbage Word Count: 702 Characters: the Mirror Man, the Granny

If the Mirror Man could gorge out his eyes, he would; except, he didn't have eyes. He could see perfectly with his long, thick tendrils and anything that passed in front of a mirror caught his attention. He had a nasty habit of staring from his side, whether that be looking at a crime that was happening or gazing into another person's eyes. This one leaned more towards the former, though the crime in question was of his personal opinion.

The longer the Mirror Man watched the elderly woman pose in front of a cracked, full body mirror, the more he wanted to gag. Her clothing was hideous, both for her frame and in design. Her dress was overcrowded with floral patterns, like the dress was designed to camouflage the wearer in a garden. The cluttered pattern erased the woman's body shape, which the Mirror Man couldn't tell if she was very skinny or very fat. The dress draped over her body like a cloak and she moved in it with heavy sways. If she was trying to seduce the mirror, it failed.

"Please take it off," the Mirror Man begged loudly, "This dress is just absolute garbage. I don't even want to know where you got it. Just put it back in the trash, where it belongs."

The Granny froze and frantically looked around. She was the only person around, and nobody on the Maw had a voice like this one. "Hello?" she asked, "Who's there!?"

"Old woman, I'm telling you to take off the dress!" The Mirror Man moved closer to come into view. One hand hugged around his torso, while the other one curled in front, where his mouth would be. "Please, before I come forth and rip it off myself!"

The Granny stared at the cracked mirror and the being on the other side. "Excuse me? Who do you think you are spying on a young lass while she's changing?"

"Young?" the Mirror Man gagged, but collected himself quickly. "Ah, I see. You're the Old Lady of the Maw. I've heard of you, madam. I am the-"

"I know who you are, king," the Granny cut him off with a sly smile, "Don't you think this dress is wonderful? My lovely successor flushed it down for me. How thoughtful of her…"

The Mirror Man gawked at her. "I would have words with that witch," he mumbled, "But, please. That dress is terrible. Take it off."

"No." The Granny crossed her arms and pouted. "Unless you tend to dress me yourself, Mirror King."

"Would you like that?" the Mirror Man chimed with excitement; anything to rid that disgusting dress from his eyes. "I can do that! Please. This-" He fluttered a hand towards the dress, "needs to go. I can give you something better."

"Like what?" the Granny asked in a daring voice.

The Mirror Man's tendrils curled with eagerness. He snapped his fingers and his clothes changed from his usual dress shirt, dress pants, and bow tie to a modest knee length dress with small flowers printed on it. "If you want a dress, I recommend this. If you want something with flowers but with a younger look then…" He snapped his fingers again and wore a long sleeve, floral print blouse with pair of slacks and loafers. "Comfy, warm, stylish."

"Hmm…" The Granny stroked her chin. "You can conjure up any sort of fashion?"

"Of course!"

"Then, I wish for something loud!" The Granny flung her skinny twig arms in the air. "Like one of those Hawaiian print shirts and sunglasses! Like a tourist, but chic! Tacky, but glamorous. Can you do that, Mirror King?"

The Mirror Man chuckled. "Pfft, that's not even a challenge, old madam." And with that, he went to work. By the time the mirror and the hag were done, they had created at least ten outfits. The Granny ventured up to the kitchens in one of her new outfits, adorning a pink polka dot shirt with puffy sleeves, a pair dark green capris, and a comfy pair of loafers on her feet. She took her seat at the dining table to eat, beaming happily at the bewildered stares from the crew members.

#little nightmares #the granny #the mirror man #dream granted #short dapples

[minuy600]

A Quick Look at all Games on the Kruidvat Famiclone (Part 3)

I live for this shit, as John Justice would say. Despite not really finding myself too motivated to make blogs at the moment, this dinky ass handheld keeps calling my name. Regardless of it's extremely cheap build quality, I find myself extremely charmed with the design, some of the bootlegs and the Kruidvat packaging. Junk food gaming at it's finest.

#017 - Fairy 2001

Behold, a game I actually played in remade form! Dunno how you could spin 'Blaster Master' into 'Fairy', but hey, at least I recognise a lot about this game. Blaster Master Zero's first level is really close to the original's.

A giant 'Let's Go!' replaces the visual of Jason going out on his mission, way to make the story more interesting. This Fred censorship will not be tolerated.

Sophia looks like a turtle, shooting angry blue guys whilst the music is the original being flipped upside down. Now this is a new high of weird edits in bootlegs. Even comes included with the puke colors this system appears to use for all their more elaborate junk.

#018 - Happy Angel

Sorry, Happy Angel

Legend, as the game calls it, features a happy Teletubby, a pensive Teletubby and a winking Teletubby as they attempt to rescue Babs Bunny from blue Mickey Mouses. ...Did a 12 year old sneeze on Wattpad and make a game from it or something?

Good game by the way, would like to try Tiny Toon Adventures in non-fucked up form someday.

#019 - Inclement Trip

More like InCREment Trip, as you start this hack of Super Spy Hunter on level 2 instead of level 1. If you like having a power trip (hahaaaaaaaaaaa), you play as a guy in a jetpack blowing up all kinds of vehicles, including cars and helicopters.

#020 - Raider

Another Famicom hack which is neat, this time it's Saint Seiya that gets a hilarious Engrish translation. With the heroes Bik (hello Jerome), Roal, Mier (Dutch for ant) and Dum (the only playable female??? Nice sexism guys) in tow, you first play through a level.

Once you got that figured out, some random soldier tells you 'You haven't enough power,go!'. Displeased as you are of course, you yell 'Die to shame!' back as you duke it out in a tutorial battle. Which according to the soldier, is 'too absurd' and 'now unallowed!'. Pfft, laws, am I right.

#021 - Rosker

Oh ye gods, it's spreading. Now you play as Mario with a TELETUBBY HEAD. The Teletubbies on the title screen also have 'Y2K' on their chest, which only makes it scarier. The first boss is a frickin' Star Wars sandworm. Creepypasta games before creepypastas existed, huh?

The realisation that this is a hack of Joe & Mac settles in when you get rewarded for your efforts in the list of 'Best Cavemen'. Thanks, I know i'm ooga booga.

#022 - Soldier-Boy

This soldier boy is gonna partake in some Wacky Races. While looking more like a karateka than a soldier. Can karate moves be used in a war I wonder? Most early enemies are pink sludges and SMB3's Nipper Plants if they grew legs.

#023 - Space Soldier

Holy sh*t, Roal has returned! He has been called into action as planets suffer from severe climate issues like consuming storms or weirdies!!!! The Cock asks the amazing space soldier to eggwalk, which he (or she apparently, there's a female portrait in use the one time we see them up close) gladly obliges to.

Infamously, this Bucky O'Hare hack kills you when an enemy hits you even once. That's because of an anti-piracy gimmick by Konami, as the title screen got changed up a bunch, like you would expect them to.

#024 - Storm-1

Do I even need to say anything? This is peak. Cowards won't allow there to be an episode of Tiny Toon Adventures where Buster is a stoner and loses his marbles.

Conclusion

Next time, we'll cover not THE final games, but the last ones that are hacked from games that have some meat on their bones. After that, expect a style change with how I do these things.

#minuy600 #retro gaming #famiclone #famicom #nintendo entertainment system #bootleg #temu garbage #review #bargain bin

[cat-arsenal]

I was trying to finish some WIPs so naturally I thought of a whole new thing which is WARLOCK PATRON GAVIN because my DnD Brain is at the forefront lately.

The basis is Mage Lasko who was flipping through some old books he got in a sale and accidentally summoned an ancient demon who finds him very amusing and decides to stick around. Said demon initially appears in a huge, monstrous form, before switching into the shape of a small, horned man in a lot of jewelry and very little clothing who stands entirely too close and smiles with sharp teeth. Lasko is Scared And Aroused.

"I can give you just about anything you want, little mage. All the power, all the pleasure, you could ever need."

"A-and in exchange? What do you want f-for all that? My blood? M-my soul?"

"Pfft, no. I have no use for blood or souls. All you need to do is keep plying me with that needy energy--let me fulfill some of those hidden desires of yours--and I'll be more than satisfied."

Lasko considers it. A pact with a magical being of any kind is a rare opportunity, but one so old and powerful is almost unheard of.

"I know you want me," Gavin offers, low and silky, making Lasko's thoughts screech to a halt. "Ever since I manifested, it's taken up quite a few of your thoughts. I'll tell you a secret." He leans in close, lips very close to Lasko's. "I want you, too."

He leans back on his arms and laughs while Lasko covers his face, embarrassed.

"Aww, don't hide. All I'm saying is that it would be a mutually beneficial arrangement. You get a boost to your magic, I get a steady supply of meals, and we both get earth-shatteringly good sex."

Lasko peeks through his fingers. "...Earth-shattering?"

"I guarantee." He runs his fingers through Lasko's hair, and Lasko's touch-starved ass leans into the touch. "What do you say, my delightfully lustful little mortal? Shall we 'seal the deal?' Do humans still say that?"

Foregone conclusion: Lasko has a demon familiar/boyfriend (they probably don't actually have a magically bonding agreement; it's really more like Lasko gets a FWB roommate who helps him study and eats his snacks.)

@teddybasmanov @cottagecorexboy

#writing #fanfic #babble #JUST JOTTING DOWN IDEAS FEEL FREE TO RUN WITH IT #redacted asmr #redacted gavin #redacted lasko #lasko x gavin #gavin x lasko #teddy! #mac! #since i was yelling at y'all about it #suggestive

[krazys-ass-emporium]

8 Shows to know you

@j-ellyfish​ tagged me and my slow ass is finally filling this out.

1. Star Trek (Mostly TOS, but also TNG, DS9, and Voyager. Sorry, but the new stuff just doesn’t look like Star Trek to me.)

This was my first fandom I guess?? I didn’t actually interact with anyone since this is before I ventured onto the depths of the interwebs. I was 10 years old and everyone kept calling me a Vulcan because of how literal I was. I did not know what a Vulcan was but soon found out and got my grubby hands on every piece of media I could find at the local library. I probably watched every VHS and read every novel they had. Spock is still my favorite to this day. I wrote my freaking GED essay about him.

2. Redwall

I might have been even younger when I got into this than when I got into Star Trek. This is just so unknown no one knows what I’m talking about lolol. It was more the books than the show, but it has a short animated series so it still counts. I was obsessed with this. I made forts out of logs by the stream across the street from my house and swords out of wood and play-fought my brother with them.

3. Teen Titans

This was probably my segue into anime. Yes, this isn’t actually an anime, but since it incorporates anime aspects it got me used to them?? I was very into superheroes in general when I was like 12 to 15 or so, but these were my top fave. Controversial opinion: DC is better than Marvel. I made my very first OC based on Teen Titans I think she might have been partly Star Trek too lol. I also started drawing people because of this show. Before that I only drew horses and wolves.

4. InuYasha

My very first anime. It all started when I saw a manga at the library and then looked up the anime on YouTube. Ah, the memories of watching an episode in three parts and you’d never know if it would be the dub or the sub. This was the first fandom where I actually joined the interwebs and interacted with human type people. The internet in 2006 was a very different place lol. I got my first email address (which I still have lol) to join this website called Fanart Central so I could post my InuYasha fanart. I found my first online friends there too. I miss them...

5.  Pokémon

I’m not entirely sure how I managed to watch as much of this as I did, but I only gave up when I got to Alola. The original is my favorite, but I also liked some of the newer stuff too. I drew art for Pokémon too and let me tell you, it’s the most toxic hell hole of a fandom ever. I’ve never gotten flames before Pokémon, all for liking an unpopular ship lol. The internet in 2010 was the Wild West.

6. Yu-Gi-Oh!

Holy crap was I into Ygo. I still have my room covered in it lol. I still love it to bits, but I’ve calmed down a lot. I have a lot of cards too and I do know how to play, but not competitively and I don’t know anyone in person who wants to duel me :( I got into cosplay because of Ygo and made my first cosplay (Joey Wheeler) in 2013. I apparently like to suffer because Ygo cosplays are NOT easy. I made my still best friend in this fandom. Seriously, this is one of the best fandoms out there, most everyone is so nice.

7. Supernatural

(Don’t look at me, I know pfft). I can’t deny how much I like this show... it’s honestly the one I’ve rewatched the most times. I no not know why. I guess it’s just easy to binge lol. You can blame my group of gay guy friends back in 2013 for me getting into this. It’s also why I got Netflix, and tumblr. And here I still am...

8. Hetalia

Oh wow, a Hetalia blog having Hetalia on the list, weird. Got into this at the crusty old age of 28, so I don’t have the nostalgia for it like a lot of y’all. I fell hard pretty fast. I also have made way more friends than probably any other fandom I’ve been in? Probably because I stuck my head out of my shell for a bit lol.

I tag no one because I’m lazy, do it if you want and you can blame me pfft.

#Krazy Rambles #8 Shows to know you

[convxction]

What drew you to Chrom originally?

For munday send in a question in for the mun to answer. On or off anon. | accepting | @pieman1112

to answer truthfully or not

ok ok. my first time writing chrom was ... *opens old multi muse blog* 8 years ago... March 13, 2014. at that time i did not have a 3ds so i didnt play awakening but for some reason i just liked chrom and gaius without playing the game. i looked at them and i was like yep these two looks fun to write them. tbh i had a mutual who had a custom avatar and i think (not sure i cant tell because old blog and weird tags and dumblr not showing everything) i added gaius first ? then chrom the next day maybe. knowing my like for thieves it was obvious to add gaius at some point even without playing the game. i did the thing i dont like in rp XDD adding muses you are not that familiar with and fuck with their character because ehe~ but let me defend myself. i tried my best to not go ‘ehe’ mode. looking at some posts they are not that far from ic tbh not like.. bragging or anything ;sweat; but y-yeah. dont look at my grammar and typo mistakes please. ahaha;;;;; 

but yeah i believe i read the wiki page from chrom and was i like mhm interesting. will he dethrone ephraim tho????? shhh. i liked his characteristics of being honest, straightforward and looking after his friends (i am as you know weak to nakama.) it is funny that i knew lucina was marth already but it didnt affect the experience to me when i played it because lucina is good. fight me. she was written mwah. chef kiss. now i hope for more actually chapters for lucina alone, her POV when she came to the world and the two year time skip and all but eh. we can do that with writing XD

anyway what am i writing sheesh i got distracted. 

ok so i stopped using my old blog and moved to single blogs and chrom was abandoned with other muses lol. UNTIL WARS AND ARPH CAME AND BEING THE SIN FRIENDS THEY ARE I MADE CHROM BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

exhibit A

listen. they talked me into this (wars you cannot sue me. i have the naga and the crystal by my side.) ok i got influenced so easily lmao so i made chrom blog solely to write RIsen King Chrom with Arph’s Henry and bother Wars on whatever blog she was on lmao. Just pure angst threads and i didnt expect anyone would find my chrom and write with me or anything but uh...here we are, in a new blog when i noticed that ‘hey ...um people actually...might....like...like like my chrom??? wow. not just shenanigans and dumb posts??? wow ..wild.’ so yeah i had to move to a new blog--here!!! and start actually serious ...pfft...s-serious....pf...AAAAAAAAHAHAH SERIOUS PLOTTING MWAHAHAABAABABABABAHAHAHABGAGAGA!!! ok but compared to my old blog yeah this is serious....ish pfft.

so yeah thats the story of me and this dumb blue lord. thank you for coming to my ted talk. it probably did not answer your question but heck i dont know. i found him, i adopted him, and that’s the story. (whisper i found he was voiced by tomokazu sugita and he was a keeper forever. i didnt know mat merc but i knew sugita-san and i love him so much so duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. gotta love me sugita muses)

 ahem. short answer: that stupid himbo smile+opening scene +cool hair+sick moves+tomokazu sugita. mhm.  one think i must add because shay pointed it: dark haired swordsman with sibling issues is my muse type apparently. which i dont believe so. i dont have that type nope. nooope.

#⚔ooc.⚔ (faty speaks) #pieman1112 #[ i will not be made fun for my choices.

[sunnysmilezz]

Hi! Can I have an outsiders ship please? Physically: 5’4, female, dark brown curly hair, tan skin, hourglass shape, lean/athletic, green eyes, angular face. Personality: I love fashion, my style is classy with a lil edge to it, I’m an INTJ, I’m smart, determined, moody, impatient, feisty, quiet, funny, spoiled, protective. I have trust issues & can come off cold (I have a rbf). I like animals more than people, I speak my mind & have a bit of a temper, also I argue for fun sometimes. Tysm!! <3

hi !! tysm for asking <3

when I first read through, my mind went to my favorite boy,

steve randle

knowing steve, he would initially be attracted to you physically. steve is a flirt, but when he first saw you he was taken aback. you were the gorgeous, and his usual silver tongue was tied as he watched you saunter out of the DX. from then on his interest was caught on you.

adding onto that, he found your eyes fascinating. steve always found himself occupied with looking at girls bodies, (and ofc he would look at urs too PfFt- he’s a horndog.) but instead he often found himself staring into your eyes. he always thought they were so pretty and was one of the first things he noticed about you.

steve definitely was rejected the first time he tried to flirt with you. the quick and feisty remark back caught him off guard, but intrigued him. he wanted more of that, he wanted the challenge to gain your affections.

while opposites are said to attract, I think in this case your similarities work. you both are fiery and hotheaded and see eye to eye for that reason.

but he would probably find it annoying when you argue, especially because he tends to be wrong. he would always apologize first, but his temper would get to him in the heat of the moment. (I think you’d be quick to forgive too considering you’d understand his pov)

would attempt to come to your athletic events if he had the time (off work) he hadn’t really ever participated in any for hs, worried about the money aspect and the time to put into it. he loves to watch you play because he never got the chance to.

loves to go shopping w u, even if it’s not often because he loves to dress you up.

pda? ofc. always has a hand on you. typically on your ass/waist/thigh, which you have to tell him to quit in the wrong places. he doesn’t care though, he loves it

ends up giving discounts at the DX even if he’s not supposed to.

you end up spending a lot of time at the DX actually, because he works a little more than he should. i imagine you, loving animals, found a stray cat and practically forced steve to keep it at work. now it is the little mascot of the dx and loves you and steve the most

steve is insecure about other boys, especially soda. instead of showing it, he comes of stingy a majority of the time which could potentially upset you. he is also very very jealous, and possessive so beware

he appreciates that your protective just as he is ^^

both of you have trust issues, which can lead to some misunderstandings between the two of you. eventually since you both realize your going through the same thing, you open up to each other and began to fully trust (which is hard but worth it.)

dates on nights hes free will consist of driving around and listening to music, going to the diner, watching a movie at the drive in, or parking and making out somewhere random. that’s the rotation, no new, no old.

likes to play with your hair if you let him! finds the curls pretty and different to others straight hair

#steve the outsiders #steve randle #steve randle x reader #the outsiders #ship game #the outsiders ship #i love him w my whole heart - u lucky duck