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violetsandfluff · 1 year
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Fookin’ Avocados
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louis tomlinson x reader | word count 208 | not proofread
“I cannot believe you right now.” Louis shook his head in utter disbelief as he noticed the plate in your hands. “Is this what one week in LA has done to you?”
“What?” you protested. “I help you record your best song yet and all you can focus on is my breakfast?”
“Y/N, Y/N, Y/N,” he tsked. “That’s disgusting, love.”
“I can make some for you, too,” you offered, holding the plate out to him.
“Over my dead body,” he scoffed. “Trendiest food of all time.”
“Alright,” you shrugged, taking a bite out of the toast. “You can go pour yourself some Lucky Charms or something.”
“It’s just them fooking avocados,” Louis fumed as he set his cereal bowl down on the table directly across from you. “You see fooking avocados on toast on Instagram and now the trend has infected my hotel room.”
“I didn’t know you had such strong feelings regarding avocados,” you mused around a mouthful of food. “You’re cute when you’re mad.”
Louis paused, spoonful of colorful cereal halfway to his mouth before putting it back in the bowl. “You fool,” he mumbled. “It’s a good thing your mouth is full of gross food or I’d kiss you out of spite.”
if you have any other favorite 1D quotes for me to write about, I’ll gladly make you a lil blurb 🥰
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frost7077 · 4 months
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I got bored so I made another 1D design, enjoy😅
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everywherecleo · 1 year
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Harry: I need 15 lightbulbs for my 15 ducks.
Liam: why?
Harry: so they're glowing and I can always find them!
Liam: the fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives some of us hope.
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a relationship should be 50/50. i play one direction songs and you shut the fook up when louis sings okay? good.
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blorbocedes · 7 months
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THEE lesbian situationship with your best friend break up that led to Geri leaving the Spice Girls: a know your sapphic herstory primer
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a chronicle of the breakup of the spice girls, where geri left the group after being in love and breaking up with Mel B... who she used to be the closest with and go on trips together and here describing their relationship:
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Geri's mom telling her her drunk at home when it's Mel B's wedding... phhhhh
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if i think about the girlhood dynamic manifesting in their reunion tour as grown women 😳😵‍💫😵‍💫
Mel B revealing on Piers Morgan in 2019 she did in fact fuck Geri, tries to back it off as drunken gal pals -- geri's complete image rebrand as posh Wife And Mother who only wears white and rubs shoulders with the british elite and powerful... and downplaying everything that happpened
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geri in very girlboss pantsuit shows around mel the f1 paddock and her new posho husband, redbull racing team principal and CEO. that grip on her waist tho 😵‍💫
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most telling that they're exes, mel b being the only spice girl who wasn't at Geri's huge birthday bash.
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delicatepointofview · 2 years
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12 YEARS OF ONE DIRECTION
"We were always lucky that we had each other to share the experience with. I think we were the lucky ones. We could have all lost the plot because of all the madness that was going on around us. But we were all very good at calling each other out and we genuinely got on, were able to know each other's boundaries and suss each other out" — Niall Horan.
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pathetic-dreamy · 3 months
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Louis: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Liam recently.
Zayn: No, Louis, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Louis: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Zayn: No! You’re the only one for me.
Louis: Is that so?
Zayn: I promise! Liam and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.
Louis: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Zayn: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
Louis: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Zayn: Of course bro!
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hl-obsessed · 1 month
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liampayne: New single with my love's face on
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1dlthslvr · 5 days
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Harry: That's ridiculous, Louis doesn't have a crush on me.
Liam: Yes he does.
Zayn: Yes he does.
Niall: Yes he does.
Louis: Yes I do.
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violetthekiller · 3 months
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does it ever drive you crazy
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just how fast the night changes
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maxcuntstappen · 11 months
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Formula 1 Drivers + One Direction Tweets: The Ferrari Experience  6/?
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1dhabit28 · 11 months
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Liam: *traps a spider under a
cup*
Louis: *appears and sets down
two more cups*
Liam: no wait-
Louis: *shuffles the cups*
Liam: NO-
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everywherecleo · 1 year
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Liam: anyone d-
Niall: depressed?
Zayn: drained?
Louis: dumb?
Harry: disliked?
Liam: -done with their work... ...what's wrong with you people?
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"my child is completely fine" your child would sell you for a one direction reunion.
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wiliam22pro · 2 months
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All of my life
Cullen: All of my life flashed before my eyes.
Cullen: It was really boring.
https://cutt.ly/iw0kfIjv
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pathetic-dreamy · 6 months
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*Louis on the phone with Niall*
Louis: Turn around.
Louis: No, the other way.
Louis: Again, the other way.
Louis: No, not there, one more time!
Niall: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU???
Louis: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.
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