riz being aroace as well as fabian’s gay awakening is the only correct option but also the funniest one. this loser (affectionate) is obsessed with you but in somehow the most platonic way possible and there’s a second where you think he might like guys and has even dated one but nope it’s the manifestation of his fears of his total lack of romantic attraction. meanwhile girls are asking YOU why you always bring HIM up and you can’t face the fact that you are actually just as obsessed with him because you are just afraid of your sexuality as he is of his. crazy.
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“she stuck to her guns” so you killed her? for having beliefs? for holding to them so steadfast she wouldn’t go along with the foolish, childish plan someone else made for the rest of her life? you took the one person in your party whose power comes from a connection, one that she was devoted to by all accounts that matter, and tried to change it on a dime. and then it didn’t work out? so you killed her? and hid her body hoping no one would find it? tarnished her soul so someone else had to preform a miracle to set it free? and you call her your friend. horrifying.
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Forgot until a few minutes ago that Baron from the Baronies is technically one of Cassandra’s creations, and could well be on the side of the Bad Kids this time around
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this is my "they're so tactical and so late" i can't fucking breathe i'm laughing so hard
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I want an "Oops! All Bards" campaign of the Bard Dance Class at Aguefort Adventuring Academy featuring Terpsichore Skullcleaver and Mazey Phaedra
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I think if we ever got you out of the briefcase, Jawbone would try to get you therapy and you would have the same reaction as Riz. Which is to say I think you would try and kill the therapist. -Adaine
Oh, but I have already met Jawbone. He lives here in the manor. And he is quite good at his job.
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i fear buddy dawn's death is my fault for saying that he and fabian were 'giving destiel'
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hyperfixated 2023 kpop tracks
[Monsta X - Beautiful Liar]
[NCT U - PADO]
[Seventeen - Super]
[NCT Dream - Broken Melodies]
[NCT 127 - Fact Check]
[Shaun x Jeff Satur - Steal The Show]
[Ateez - Bouncy]
[Pentagon - PADO (wave to me)]
[Blitzers - Macarena]
[EVNNE - Trouble]
[ONEWE - Gravity]
[ZEROBASEONE - In Bloom]
[DPR Live - Hula Hoops (ft. Beenzino and Hwasa)]
[DPR Ian - Ballroom Extravaganza]
[KARD - Icky]
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