#2am in a walmart parking lot

[fizrose]

drew my little honda again so she'd fit nicer in the lineup

behold.

#transformers art #transformers oc #original character #maccadam #they go on car playdates #2am in a walmart parking lot

[mercuryislove]

garbled post incoming sorry i was going to write this while drunk last night and forgot. when sonam finally figured out yixing was uh never coming back lol she went out and like. ate basically the narstiest meatiest fast food and got super sick because she was vegetarian for almost a decade and suddenly had no reason to be anymore

#oc talk #she was pretty much like okay im going to taco bell and getting one of everything on the menu and im going to weep in this parking lot #and no one can stop me #except her digestive tract did stop her #also there is no taco bell but she went to the equivalent #I TOO broke my vegetarian lifestyle in a fit of rage and went to cookout and wept in the parking lot #and then dropped my phone on the walmart bathroom floor at 2am. unrelated.

[incorrect-multiverse]

Wednesday: I have the sharpest memory here- name one time I forgot something!

Enid: You left me, Yoko and Bianca in a Walmart parking lot at 2am two days ago.

Wednesday: I did that on purpose. Try again.

#incorrect multiverse #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #wednesday #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #yoko tanaka #bianca barclay #wenclair

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

Nimona: I have the sharpest memory here. Name one time I forgot something

Ambrosius: You left me in a Walmart parking lot at 2am two days ago!

Nimona: I did that on purpose. Try again

#incorrect quotes #lol #ambrosius goldenloin #nimona #original post #nd stevenson #nimona movie #eugene lee yang #chloe grace moretz

[callofdudes]

More ✨ incorrect cod quotes!! ✨

Ghost: We need a distraction.

Price: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Soap, whispering: My time has come

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Soap: Do you need help getting up?

Ghost: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor

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Ghost: What did you order this morning?

Soap: What do you mean?

Ghost: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.

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Soap: So... what’s goin’ on?

Ghost: You want the long version or the short version?

Soap, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Ghost: Shit’s fucked.

Soap: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Soap: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Ghost: *in the cell next to him* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

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Soap: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Ghost: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Soap: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Ghost: Somehow that's worse.

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Soap: What do I get?

Ghost: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Soap: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.

Ghost: It won't be you.

Soap: I'll get my coat.

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Soap, shooing Ghost away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Soap: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?

Ghost: I only like dark humor.

Soap, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?

Ghost:

Soap: An IMPASTA!

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Gaz, gesturing to Price: Ghost, look what you did! You made Mom upset!

Soap: Mom, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!

Ghost: I’m sorry Mom... :(

Price, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

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Price, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Soap: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Ghost: I personally was created in a lab.

Gaz: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Ghost: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Gaz: You left me, Soap, and Price in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Ghost: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Soap: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Gaz does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Price: If Gaz were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Gaz jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ghost: You jump off a cliff!

Price: Gladly, provided Gaz did first.

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Ghost: ARE YOU-

Soap: Fucking.

Ghost: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Soap: Fucking.

Ghost: IDIOT!

Gaz: …What was that?

Soap: Price banned Ghost from swearing, so I’m helping them out.

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Soap: *falls down the stairs*

Price: Are you okay?

Gaz: Stop falling down the stairs!

Ghost: How’d the ground taste?

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Gaz: Hey Soap, wanna third wheel on my date with Price tomorrow?

Soap: Sure.

Gaz: Ghost! Wanna third wheel on my date with Price tomorrow?

Gaz: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Soap and Ghost: ...

Price: Gaz...

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Price: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.

Soap: Throw rocks at he.

Gaz: Hot Dogs.

Ghost: Kill him.

Price: Thanks guys.

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Soap: Made you all playlists!

Soap: Ghost, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Soap: Gaz, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Soap: And Price has the ABBA Gold album.

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Gaz: *about Soap and Ghost* They make a cute couple, huh?

Price: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Price: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Price: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Ghost: Uh... what's up with him?

Gaz: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Price: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Soap, crying: It's working.

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Soap: Ghost, come out of your room right now!

Ghost: You're not my dad!

Soap: Yeah well I can hit like him!

Soap:...

Soap: Ghost I-

Ghost, slamming his door open: You have three seconds to run.

Soap: L-look at you... o-out of your room..

Soap, screaming as Ghost chases him down the hallway:

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Price: Yesterday, I watched Ghost try to eat a decorative rock from Soap's potted plant. Gaz caught him, and told him he can't eat rocks. Ghost started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.

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Gaz, watching Soap and Price fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Ghost, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Gaz: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Soap: Ghost.

Price: Ghost.

Ghost: Me.

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Gaz: What’s it like being tall?

Soap: Is it nice?

Gaz: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Ghost: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

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Soap: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Soap: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Gaz: Bonjour.

Ghost: Le growl.

Gaz: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

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Ghost: I told Price to grab snacks for everyone.

Gaz, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Ghost, Price, and Soap raise their hands*

#simon ghost riley #call of duty #john soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes #call of duty incorrect quotes #cod incorrect quotes #ghostsoap #141 on crack as usual

[steddiealltheway]

Incorrect Fruity Four Living Together Quotes

Eddie: *watching their house burn down*

Eddie:

Eddie: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

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Nancy: Yesterday, I overheard Steve saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Eddie replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Steve: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.

Eddie: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

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Jonathan: What’s Eddie to you?

Steve, Robin, and Nancy: The reason we wake up every morning.

Argyle: …that’s adorable.

Eddie, earlier that morning, banging pots together: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

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Robin: If you water water, it grows.

Steve: ...What.

Eddie: They've got a point.

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Steve: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Nancy, easily: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Eddie, proudly: Fuck you.

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Eddie: Steve, do you love me?

Steve: Of course I do!

Eddie: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Steve: Well, of course I… would…

Eddie: I mean something really, really—

Steve: Eddie, what did you do?

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Eddie: Are you busy?

Nancy: Yes.

Eddie: Cool, listen to this.

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Robin: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.

Eddie: way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.

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Eddie: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Robin: How?

Eddie: I need someone to take the fall.

Robin: What did you do?

Eddie: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Steve, from the other room: Oh my god.

Eddie: ...

Steve: OH MY GOD!

Robin: Make it a hundred.

Eddie: Deal.

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Steve: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!

Robin: Eyy, that’s the spirit!

Steve: *gasps* whErE???!!!??

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Nancy: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Steve: You left me, Robin, and Eddie in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Nancy: I did that on purpose, try again.

#steddie #ronance #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #fruity four #the fruity four #incorrect stranger things quotes #stranger things incorrect quotes #incorrect ronance quotes #incorrect steddie quotes #incorrect fruity four quotes

[hakirachan]

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #24

Lucifer: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something.

MC: You left me, Mammon, and Belphie in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. 

Lucifer: I did that on purpose, try again.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #shall we date obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #swd obey me #obey me incorrect #obey me mc #mc obey me #omswd #obey me luci #omswd lucifer #Omswd luci #obey me lucifer #om lucifer #om luci #luci obey me #lucifer obey me #lucifer om #luci om #lucifer omswd #luci omswd

[ihareyhis]

Spideys as incorrect quotes

Pavitr: That's ridiculous, Hobie doesn't have a crush on me.

Miles: Yes he does.

Gwen : Yes he does.

Hobie: Yes I do

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Miguel : I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Hobie: You left me, Gwen, Miles, and Pavitr in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Miguel : I did that on purpose, try again

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Gwen : How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Miles: *blushing* I—

Hobie, butting into the conversation: Pavitr is perfect, thanks for asking

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Peni: What’s it like being tall?

Miles: Is it nice?

Gwen : Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Noir : We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

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Peter. B, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Miguel: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

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Miles: Who's in charge here?

Peter. B, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest

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Miguel: *speaking Spanish*

Peter. B: I know, I know.

Gwen: You speak Spanish?

Peter. B: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Miguel speaks.

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Gwen: Peter,  what are you doing?

Peter. B: Making chocolate pudding.

Gwen: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Peter. B: Because I've lost control of my life.

Peter. B: Here's your pudding, Miles.

Miles: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

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Miles: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Gwen a little bit.

Pavitr, holding Miles's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Miles: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Pavitr: My mistake.

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Hobie: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.

Pavitr: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.

Hobie: You have to teach Miles how to drive.

Pavitr: ...put the band-aid back on.

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Pavitr: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Gwen: *raises hand*

Hobie: *puts Gwens hand down*

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Miles: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Pavitr: I don't know how to do that

Gwen: I don't wear a watch.

Hobie: Time is a construct.

#im normal abt them #pls believe me #hobie brown x pavitr prabhakar #hobie x pavitr #chaipunk #goldpunk #hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar #miles morales #gwen stacy #miles x gwen #fruity four #spiderband #peter b parker

[everythingsallticketyboo]

Crowley: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!  Aziraphale: You left Jim in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.  Crowley: I did that on purpose, try again.

#good omens #anthony j crowley #go crowley #anthony janthony crowley #crowley good omens #incorrect good omens quotes #good omens memes #aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale ziraphale fell #aziraphale and crowley #jim good omens #good omens jim #good omens tv #good omemes #good omeme

[crystalsandbubbletea]

479er: I have the sharpest memory here. Name one time I forgot something!

York: You left me, Washington, and North in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

479er: I did that on purpose, try again.

#rvb #incorrect quotes red vs blue #red vs blue #rvb york #rvb 479er #agent york #agent washington #rvb wash #rvb north #agent north dakota #agent new york

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

GOTG on Incorrect Quotes ft. my OC! (because why not?)

Nave: If you water water, it grows.

Quill: ...What.

Mantis: She's got a point.

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Gamora: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Quill: No.

Nave: No.

Gamora: Didn't think so.

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Nave: Good. Thanks, dad.

Rocket: You just called Yondu “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.”

Nave: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.

Yondu: Do you see me as a father figure, Nave?

Nave: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

Quill: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Nave: I didn't call him DAD!

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Quill: Rocket, you’re in charge!

Nave: Rocket, can we start a fire?

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Gamora: Nave taught me to think before I act.

Gamora: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

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Nave: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend.

Quill: Yeah?

Nave: Bitch.

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Nave: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.

Rocket: All good bro, any time.

Nave: Fuck you.

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Nave: When I was younger, Quill told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Rocket: They are!

Nave: FOR REAL?

Rocket: No! Why did you fall for it again?

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Drax: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Quill: You left me, Rocket, Groot and Nave in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Drax: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Nave, pointing to Quill and Gamora: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves*

Drax: Okay!

*five minutes later*

Nave: *returns and sees Quill and Gamora unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!

Drax: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.

#incorrect guardians of the galaxy #incorrect guardians of the galaxy quotes #guardians of the galaxy incorrect quotes #guardians of the galaxy x reader #incorrect gotg quotes #gotg x reader #gotg x oc #rocket raccoon #rocket raccoon x reader #peter quill #peter quill x reader #gamora #drax the destroyer #mantis #yondu udonta #platonic guardians of the galaxy #roquill #star lord

[inccorrct-dimension20]

Dan Fucks: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Conrad: You left me, Justin, and Imelda in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Dan: I did that on purpose, try again.

#dimension 20 #mentopolis #dan fucks #conrad schintz #alex song xia #freddie wong

[chuuyasballz]

L: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Mello: You left me, Near and Matt in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

L: I did that on purpose, try again.

#death note #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #death note incorrect quotes #l lawilet #mello #mihael keehl #matt death note #mail jeevas #near death note #near #nate river

[covesdadappreciation]

Qiu : I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

MC : You left me and Tamarack in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Qiu : I did that on purpose, try again.

#our life #our life now and forever #mc #our life oc #oc #incorrect quotes #qiu lin

[halfratsalready]

Incorrect Just Dance I (I have a ton of these I’m so sorry)

Mihaly: I have the sharpest memory here. Name one time I forgot something.

Wanderlust: You left me and Jack in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Mihaly: I did that on purpose. Try again.

#just dance #incorrect just dance #incorrect quotes #mihaly just dance #wanderlust just dance #Jack rose just dance #mihaly jd #wanderlust jd #jack rose jd #incorrect just dance quotes

[incorrectbarbie]

Gloria: When we found Barbie, it was like finding an angel sent straight from heaven to bless us.

Gloria: When we found Ken, it was 2AM and he was wandering around a Walmart parking lot.

#incorrect barbie 2023