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mocacheezy · 3 years

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Things that made watching Transformers (2007) easier and even enjoyable:

[note: B'verse gets the treatment that it gets by fandom for good reasons. There are tons of posts that dissect the bullshit of these movies far better than my second-language-english-non-american self could ever tackle, so I am not doing that, or plan on doing that. But if I decide that I'll get through every continuity of the franchise I will find a way to make it fun for myself. And so, this is my search for golden nuggets in these movies, because they did bring in new fans to the franchise and that's why we have other continuities that we might not have otherwise. Credit where it's due, and some positivity for those that did find B'verse at least amusing if nothing else. ]

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Frenzy

Anytime Frenzy was on screen made me smile because his movements and personality were hilarious, he is just so expressive despite looking like someone super glued a bunch of knifes together. I wouldn't know it was Frenzy if I didn't go to the Wiki, but no matter that, he was funny and that's what matters.

The original Cybertronian robot modes

We don't see them for long, but the glimpses were glorious. Just look at Optimus

Gorgeous. What I wouldn't give to see the details up close. Maybe I'll go looking eventually, but this is just so nice.

We also get a "sexily rises from the pool" scene with Ironhide (probably unintentional and I am biased due to being a robofucker. In any case, very very nice and Cybertronians look so good as aliens)

"Excuse me, are you the Tooth Fairy?"

You see this kid?

This little girl was the only human I cared about in the movie until I saw just how badass Mikaela is, and how cool the military dude is. I don't like kids, but I would lay down my life for this girl.

This one scene just makes me think of what would happen if her parents showed up way earlier. Ironhide would be her guardian and it would be both adorable and hilarious because "Honey, you have to drive in a sentient alien that looks just like our car because the goverment men said so or there will be consequences and potential alien threats."

There are so many joke potentials there; the cultural barrier, the "I am the ine that is supposed to keep her safe" glaring contests, there is just so much shenanigans that could happen.

Also, tea party with the kid. Tea party with the kid.

Sam Witwicky actually reacts like an average human would when faced with the situations he finds himself in

Do I like Sam Witwicky? No, he is the kind of character that I would want to punch irl because of his personality and actions. He is disgusting. But watching him scamper and scream and stutter when faced with giant metal robot aliens that can squish him like a bug? Good, that was a beliavable reaction and I enjoyed it a great deal.

Megatron. Just, ✨Megatron✨

(the best screenshot of the few I could take while watching, no, I am not going back for a better one, he looks perfect like this)

I also laughted at how they kept him frozen like a popsicle. And not even well, like, they COULD'VE made an actual freezer and pop him in instead of using those couple of tubes just so he was displayed for all personell to gawk at. HE CRASHED IN THE ANTARCTIC!

The design looks so good, because it looks ALIEN and POINTY and AGH!!! The colors? There are no colors that would make him stand out, he looks like someone opened a cutlery drawer, mixed up what's inside, threw in some extra knifes for a good measure and then shook the whole thing until this guy materialized from the pile. It is both incredibly annoying and satisfying.

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Mr. Welker did an amazing job with his voice, I don't know what the directions were, but oh man it sure sent shivers down my spine. That is the kind of voice that spells "You are going to die" and I already have my coffin picked out.

EDIT: SO APPARENTLY! IT WAS NOT WELKER THAT VOICED MEGATRON.

It was Hugo Weaving, and yes the man did am amazing job, but I apologize a million times, I was CERTAIN that THE OG VA OF MEGATRON WOULD ALSO HAVE VOICED MEGATRON. LIKE, OKAY BAY, OKAY!

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LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF ICE! With how quick he came back fully online once Frenzy turned off the freeze liquid tubes, I bet he was half awake through the whole thing. Systems just below idling or something, in any case, AGENTS YOU ARE SO DUMB! WHO WAS GIVING SUBPAR FUNDING TO THEM, THEY BETTER BE FIRED!

I also was glad that Sam refused to call him by the name the sector asigned to him, despite Megatron being in stasis. And that he insisted they use the correct name. Good job Sam, acknowledge the threat by the actual name and show respect to a fellow sentient lifeform. Even though said lifeform is hellbent on destruction of the universe and your world.

ALSO, AND I CANNOT STRESS THE LAUGHTER AND AMUSEMENT HERE; the sheer DISRESPECT! They don't disassemble Megatron's corpse. No, these idiots, these absolute morons decide to dump him into the ocean, letting him sink to the lowest possible point (not sure if they did say it was the M' Trench or not), where there are proper freezing temperatures - good! You're learning, good job!! - just... In full. Full corpse. What's left of him. Just blup! Down with the fishies he goes!

I understand that they probably didn't know how to approach Optimus about it, but... At least behead the guy. He came back ONCE, who is to say he won't come back again?! Safety precautions my dears.

They also completely disregard what a giant extraterrestrial metal alien rusting away on the bottom of the ocean could do to the ecosystem at large. Like, I find this incredibly amusing, because this ISN'T something most folks think about when watching a movie but we have giant squids down there. We have so much weird things down there, the ocean isn't even fully explored AND YOU WANT TO CHUCK AN ALIEN CORPSE DOWN THERE?!

Now the real question: is he a looker? *looks at the pictures* hmmmm, depends on if you like knifes. Like, really like knifes. Like really, really REALLY want to get it on with a fine assembly of kitchen knifes that were exposed to the elements but somehow haven't rusted away completely.

I think he's neat.

Needs a good long powerwash though. Preferrably with something to help the whole "I was frozen for more than 50 years and sprang back to action as soon as I woke up" thing that happened.

My man needs to take a moment and get his bearings, like dude. Please. You can conquer the world after some energon and slow system boot-up period. The strain on the systems my dude, you ain't young.

Also love that this "death" was probably reused in TFP because lord golly, do we love our faves ending up under the sea. (Though Megan took a much bigger fall, Bayverse WAS PLOPPED INTO THE WATER LIKE A NEWLY ACQUIRED FISH I CAN'T YOU GUYS I CAN'T!)

In short: I love the comedy of american military giving such disrespect to an Alien Warlord. These guys are really sealing their fate.

I loved the way they got the Witwicky family to be important to the plot

The whole "selling my great great grandpa's glasses on e-bay" thing gives us a very good self insert/OC/rewrite/movie AU potential. Don't like Sam and his disgustingness? Find a way to write a cousin or some far off relative or hell, even just someone who buys the glasses off e-bay and go wild with it!

Archibald was also clearly an inspiration for Isaac Sumdac as far as I can tell, what with both of them using Megatron as a means of helping technology advance.

Only difference being one of them lived and actually talked to Megatron after he came back online and the other got driven to madness and death due to the amount of information beamed into his brain. Isaac also acquired a space baby daughter, so the guy is absolutely luckier of the two.

Mikaela being fucking competent and badass throughout the movie, and not being just fanservice eyecandy

I could do without the fanservice, but her personality? I loved it. I loved that she wasn't crawling to Sam and wasn't being "hard to get". Which is also why I was very displeased at the very sudden "oh yeah, romance! She returns his feelings after he took her for a ride and let her vent her frustrations!". The movie is 2 hours long and they could throw in some moments where these two connect?

Welp, it is an action movie, boy gets girl no matter what, can't complain about the staple in the genre.

However, Mikaela x Optimus? Now THAT is something I considered as soon as the two locked eyes and interacted. Like, even taking my shipping goggles off, these two could have a very interesting dynamic and Mikaela could be a very good protagonist. I wonder what the movie would be like with her as the lead and Sam being the fucking moron she has to drag along with her.

BUT ALSO! Can we talk about the horrible, excruciating fact that her and Bumblebee drove around with Bee's damaged legs dragging over asphalt all the time he was shooting at 'Cons? There were sparks flying! SHE WAS DRIVING BACKWARDS! She took command of the situation and did what she could because Bee still wanted TO FIGHT!

Also, they way she beat up Frenzy? Gorgeous, I want to slap Sam's non-existent balls off for not atleast saying "thanks". The dude would be sliced thinner than cabbage if she wasn't there.

The millitary man we are supposed to care about because his wife gave birth while he was on duty and we see his baby three times in the whole movie, actually being a pretty awesome and well-written character

Look, personally, I was a little confused at the reason why we were seeing his wife and baby interacting/the scene where she thinks her husband is dead. Mostly because I don't like kids, so scenes like that, when I don't even know who the character is, have no impact at all. Him having a baby isn't going to make me like the guy more, unless I know his character. Him being absent because he's on duty doesn't mean he'll be a good dad (though he looks like the kind of man that will try his best, and I like that in a man). So seeing his wife and kid at the start of the movie seemed pointless to me.

BUT! FOCUSING ON THE POSITIVES HERE!

Lennox is a good character and whenever he was on screen I was invested in what is going to happen to him. He's the kind of action movie lead that would have me invested, despite my meh interest in mainly gun fight oriented action movies.

Essentially, loved the guy, would love to see more of him while also being able to tell what's happening on screen. Also the comedy scenes he was in were usually funny.

Okay so these are the things I like about the first movie! It was very long, had to watch it on 2,5x speed because it simultainously dragged while ALSO giving me too much information, but the moments like these and the way my imagination latched onto characters I liked made it watchable. It isn't a movie I'd use to introduce someone to the TF franchise, but it provided me with lots of material for my imagination to run wild.

#moca watches #transformers #transformers bayverse #moca screeches #Yes the cutlery divider is due to the Decepticons looking like they do. It amuses me greatly.

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enigma-im · 4 years

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Prompts

I have all these ideas but getting myself to write them is like pulling teeth. i want to write them, I've started some, but I'm so busy with work. also in order for me to write (well) i have to be properly motivated. forcing myself to write them is counterproductive. so the most i can get myself to do is write the prompt out, perhaps with some dialogue or full summaries added to it. i have so many notes that are just dialogue, nothing else.

feel free to use any of these. everything besides 'the monster that keeps cumming' is fairly original. the monster constantly cumming, I'm sure you may have seen it about. its popular. but the others ones, run with the idea-just throw me a mention... i like the attention.

(some NSFW)

Witch dealing with a rowdy goblin

Vampire pretending to be normal for the girl he likes. Eating then sneaking away to vomit it up. Going outside, skirting around in the shade so he doesn't fry to a crisp. ramping a garlic allergy to get out of eating Italian food. Flirting at the porch for a while so he can hint that he needs to be invited inside.

Sad angry young adult prays to a deity to rid them of their bullies. The deity instead guards the young one. Helping them become their own person instead of living in anger and hate.

Monster that keeps cumming. "you're still cumming?" "Yes. By the gods, you are too wonderful. i-agh-I adore the feeling of you around my dick, in my arms, pressed against my lips. Too perfect, my darling" "You know how to make a girl feel special, this isn't just the 'too long orgasm' talking right?" "Of course not, i-fuck, agh- always thought you were perfect. Its why I can keep cu- god, I love you." "I get the gist, just relax. I got you."

A werewolf in denial about his mate. Seeing them hurt one day makes him morph in the middle of the school, comforting them while scaring the rest of the teens.

Woman "rescued" from an alien ship. She is hysterical at first, fighting, screaming, clawing, biting everyone. She keeps repeating "He will come, you will all die". Everyone is confused but thinks nothing of it, giving her help and therapy. One night the ship reports foreign life form onboard. People slowly start dying and it works its way up to medical. The girl is excited, the doctor is confused. Isn't till there is a banging at the door that the doctor starts collecting weapons. Monster comes in and kills him, having a moment with the girl. Shown they are mates and that her being taken made him a bit crazed. He takes her off the ship onto another. Framed in a horror movie way.

A robot who cant speak but can talk to a little girl with a hearing aid.

A woman mad at her robot boyfriend so she masturbates in front of him in the shower knowing he cant go in.

How to Wake a Human: 1. Coax awake. Use food or some other motivators to wake your human 2. If step 1 doesn't work attempt forceful waking. 3. Get hit or yelled at 4. Retreat and ready your offerings when they finally do wake

Fuckin in a pillow fort

"well I know you know that your killing me but its worth it just to see you smile" -Sing along by Sturgill Simpson

Domestic life: kids, wife, husband, slice of life (orc)

#writing prompt #prompts #vampire #werewolf #orc #robot #alien #witch #goblin #sturgill simpson #monsters #monster boyfriend #exophilia #Enigma-IM #monster girlfriend

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partnersatfazbear · 3 years

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I’m... salty? Fazbear Frights: The Cliffs anaylsis

My initial thoughts about The Cliffs under the cut (contains spoilers):

The Cliffs - My favorite story of the bunch, but mostly because I really liked the main character. Not TOO much to write home about, but I will pick apart a few lines from this one. In my first set of similarities, the wife dies in childbirth. Not only is this a huge fear of mine (for my wife, in the future), but I wrote this happening in William’s backstory in RS. I generally loved the protagonist here, except when he didn’t realize the obvious: the Freddy was telling him not to kill himself, but where is son was. That doll got burned (yes, burned!), run over, and tossed off a cliff for nothing. I wouldn’t be surprised if that thing came back to kill them :V

Only thing that annoyed me was a few paragraphs wasted on a female co worker, because for some reason that was relevant. (No really, it wasn’t.) Why does this series insist on writing PAGES about useless love interests that do nothing for the plot, nothing for the MC, AGH. I know it’s a kids book series but Christ it’s annoying and I’ve been skipping this sort of stuff and the long action sequences.

The Breaking Wheel - This was the story I liked the least, but honestly, the one I’ll be writing the most about. I think it parallels William and Henry a little and I was a little irked how similar a specific part was to my Springtrap-springlock chapter in Resurrection Seeker.

So first, the story focuses mostly around two kids and they are rivals in a robotics class. One kid a huge douche (Julius) but competent and the other is struggling to put his ideas on paper (Reed). Then there’s Reed’s friend, Pickle, who is a genius.

I’m just gonna bullet point stuff I thought was relevant:

- Reed describes his relationship towards Pickle as: “He was so used to Pickle out performing everyone around him that praising him for doing something well was like praising him for breathing.” (This really reminded me of William’s admiration for Henry, although there isn’t any jealousy here.)

- Reed is described as having a “monkey face”. This reminded me of William, mostly because of the criticism from the fandom towards The Silver Eyes GN’s design. It could be a jab or coincidence.

- Julius’ robot is an exoskeleton (like the power loader from Aliens). When showing off, he becomes trapped in it:

- Reed leaves Julius to be trapped in the exo all night, including locking him in place so he can’t move. This is initially to get back at Julius for being a dick, but then the guilt starts eating away at Reed. Also, Julius getting locked in: “Julius jerked his arms, yanking to free them from the restrains of his skeletal suit....” Julius says: “Unlock me!” and “Do what I tell you! Unlock me!”

Reed tells him, “I’m going to leave you here in your suit overnight... so you can get an idea of what it feels like to... [be treated the way you treat others]. Maybe your robot can teach you a thing or two.”

Julius says, “Get back here you stupid ape! Do you know what you’ve done? I’m going to kill you! ... I’m going to tear you apart, limb from limb. Get back in here and unlock this! ... You can’t leave me in here like this!”

So, yeah. It reminds me a lot of Springtrap. As for the actual story... I was disappointed. The story starts off good (albiet with that poor kid trope this series LOVES) and reminded me early on of The Tell-Tale Heart. Then it defies stated logic to make a real, edgy ending that I didn’t care for. If the entire thing had been in Reed’s head it would’ve been better (more akin to Blackbird, which did the “in your head” trope poorly. If these stories were switched around, I think they’d work better.) So this story was meh. Such a promising start.

Another thing that annoyed me was a few paragraphs wasted describing Orey (fml I don’t care if I spell it wrong. Who the hell comes up with these names). He barely shows up in the story and is just a background character... story could’ve worked without him.

He Told Me Everything - If you love Goosebumps style stories, this ones for you. I really enjoyed it, but it had almost nothing to do with FNAF. The Chris name is obviously a giant troll (and to make matters worse his father’s name is Dave). The sister and wife don’t have any name parallels, although the wife reminded me a lot of my design for Mrs. Afton. The backstory of Chris’ family reminds me a lot of Afton’s backstory for Resurrection Seeker. Like. A lot. It’s spooky how close it is.

“The houses were small, identical little boxes, which had originally been built for workers at the steel mill...” “His dad... ...had gone on to vocational school to learn how to work on cars.”

Another thing to note about the Dad is his weight is specifically touched on several times. Seemed like a callback to the novels’ mention of an earlier version of William.

All in all, a solid entry into the books and some weird coincidences I can’t overlook.

The story did drag a little, but honestly, not nearly as bad as the others. It was good.

Now, for the epilogue.

I don’t know if I wanna fume or not. I’m DISAPPOINTED. Afton essentially dies in the end of it, only to have a piece of his soul in a female endoskeleton escape into the factory. Also, the fucking... the fucking PUPPET shows up (and is actually why Afton dies). [Note: I didn’t realize that Left-E isn’t shown burning in the FNAF 6 ending, which many people are using to justify this. Read below for how I feel about that.] I just. I don’t know. I mean, William always comes back, but... I don’t know how I feel about this. I have a HUGE suspicion that the female endoskeleton is what becomes Vanny. I definetly still see this sort of leading into Security Breach EXCEPT for the fact: The Puppet is still alive.

Okay, so those were my initial thoughts. Upon looking around / rereading people say the female endo is Eleanor (Baby). My wife pointed out I missed the long necked detail. Woops. I wonder if Eleanor/Baby MIGHT be our Vanny stand in in this universe, though. And yeah, still not happy.

Afton is pretty much dead outside of a small part of his soul existing in the endo that escaped (this is an assumption on my part, I don’t think it’s stated, so essentially he’s dead, dead). There are parts of this I liked (and William only had ONE line: “I am Agony.”) Like, no shit? I couldn’t tell! SMH

However, despite some of the parts I thought were interesting (we get a thorough description of AlmagAfton and when he dies its pretty pathetic and I had all the FEELS), I think overall I’m disappointed because we may be at the end of Afton’s story. I have a suspicion that Vanny will be replacing him and possibly even betraying him in Security Breach, if this is anything to go by. Another odd duck is that Jake, in the remnants of the Stichwraith (that everyone insists is the GF parallel) is still wandering around too. I’m assuming Puppet went down with the ship, quite literally, since he [William] falls apart into a lake. Thanks, Charlie. You continue to ruin my day.

My wife pointed out the lake reminded her of OMC’s lake and I’m like... Why are we backpeddling?! This entire epilogue is a fucking mess. Another thing that irritates me (and apparently quite a few people) is if this IS the way the story is heading, then it makes FFPS pretty much USELESS to the story, nullifies Henry’s sacrifice / wishes... and that sucks! ESPECIALLY the fact that the Puppet SURVIVED the FNAF 6 fire! I get she just wants William to pay for what he’s done to her and her father, but... Henry wanted her to rest. To move on. She didn’t do that. That’s shitty to me.

Also, apparently souls have a smell. So that’s canon now.

#the cliffs #fazbear frights #spoilers #security breach theory #william afton #almagafton #the puppet #vanny #stichwraith #henry emily #ffps #fnaf 6

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dontcare77ghj · 5 years

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Farm House

Clint x reader x Natasha

Italics means sign language

“What is this place?” Thor asked as the team moved towards the farm house.

“Safe house.” Tony said with a shrug.

“It’s home.” Clint interjected from up front. He was practically holding Natasha up as they led the group into the home. “Honey we’re home!” Clint called as he entered the living room.

Natasha and Clint had been gone for months. You knew why, and you knew long before that this would happen. The two of them could be away for months at a time, sometimes without ever hearing a word from them, but the three of you made it work.

Nightly phone calls, even if they had to be brief, video updates sent at least once a week and every two weeks you would all do a video call. It wasn’t the best situation, but you all loved each other enough to make it work.

It had been three months since you’d last seen them in person, and you missed them. You’d spent the whole morning working on some work your boss had sent you, when you’d heard it.

“Honey, we’re home!” Clint’s voice rang loudly through the house causing Lucky to scrabble to his feet.

“Dog!” You called as you rushed to a stand. You’d made it out to the living room in time to see Lucky jump on Clint.

“Agh! Get off me, you bloody mutt!” Clint scolded as he attempted to shield himself from the happy dog.

“Clinton Barton, don’t you call my baby a mutt.” You chided as you came towards your lovers. A large smile crossed your face as you were pulled into a hug from them both.

“If he wasn’t such a mutt, I wouldn’t call him that.” Clint said as you pulled back from him.

“You’re the one who found him and brought him home.” Natasha said pulling you into a tight hug.

“Are you okay?” You asked looking them both up and down. “No broken limbs, head injuries or blood staining the front porch?”

“Okay that was one time and I didn’t mean to.” Clint defended as Natasha laughed. “Gentlemen, and Tony.” Clint began, wrapping an arm around both you and Nat and turned to face the rest of his team. “This is our wife, Y/N.”

“Our?”

“Wife?”

“Yes, boys what about that is so hard to understand?” Natasha asked leaning heavily on Clint. She and Clint pulled the chain hiding their rings out from under their gear and you flashed your left hand.

“Can you even get married to more than one person?” Steve asked.

“Legally, no.” You voiced. “We did the ceremony ourselves, signed some papers we can’t ever file, but for all intents and purposes, we’re married.” You added.

“We’re sorry about dropping in one you like this.” Bruce apologized from the back of the group.

“Yeah, we would’ve called, except we had no idea you existed.” Tony said sarcastically.

“You can thank Fury for that.’ Clint said. “He helped us set this place up off the books years ago. I’ll show you guys to the spare rooms, there’s a couple bathrooms upstairs so you can shower. I’ve got some things you can borrow after.” He added motioning them to follow him up the stairs.

“What happened?” You asked pulling your wife down onto the sofa. Lucky immediately jumped onto the red heads lap making her smile.

“Tony created a robot that’s trying to destroy us all. He recruited these kids onto his side, who hate Tony, they’re enhanced. Boy’s got superspeed and the girl’s able to mess with our heads.” Natasha sighed, running her fingers through Lucky’s fur.

“What did they do to you?” You asked taking her hand in yours. “Talk to me, Tash.”

“I was back in the red room.” She admitted with a grimace. “They made me kill you and Clint.” She added.

“Oh, hon.” You cooed and pulled her into your side. “You aren’t that person anymore.”

“But what if I am?” Natasha whispered, curling into your side.

“You’re not. I didn’t know you back then, but I know you now and I know who you are. You are our wife and help save people. You saved the world, your team, me and how many times have you saved Clint’s ass?” You asked causing her to laugh into your shoulder.

“I’m going to ignore that comment, because deep down you feel bad about that.” Clint commented as he walked down the stairs. “Boys are all sorted for the moment.” He added, lifting Lucky off the couch and slid under the dog’s body, curling into Natasha’s other side.

“How long do you plan on staying for?” You asked as Clint reached over and to take one of your hands.

“A night, maybe two.” He mused. “We just need time to make a plan and this place was the most off grid.”

“Plus, we missed you.” Natasha added, kissing your cheek. “It’s been too long.”

“I know, hon.” You replied, kissing the top of her head. “I would say let’s go upstairs and celebrate your return, but unfortunately for us, we have guests.”

“They’re not going to care.” Clint whined. Natasha rolled her eyes and lightly nudged him the ribs.

“Well I care. I don’t want your team to hear us fucking.” You stated coming to a stand.

“Come on babe, please.” He begged as you helped Natasha stand.

“Clint no.” You said firmly, rolling your eyes. “I’m going to take Tasha upstairs, and you can go out back, the chooks need a feed.” You added with a smirk.

“Bye, Clint.” Natasha laughed as you pulled her up the stairs and into your bedroom. “I missed you.” She said as she sat on the bed.

“I missed you too, hon.” You responded giving her a quick kiss before moving away to grab her a change of clothing.

“You know, if you just say the word, we’d leave it all behind.” She said causing you to sigh.

“I love that you’re offering, Tash, but you and I both know, I wouldn’t do that to you. You’re doing good in the world, I mean if you’d quit all those years ago, I wouldn’t be here. You save so many people Nat, and I know you like doing it. I couldn’t be selfish enough to ask you to do that.” You said sitting yourself on her lap.

“I know. I know, I just don’t want you to feel alone. We’re gone for months at a time and we both feel bad about it.” She said burying her head into your neck. “I don’t want to screw this up.”

“You’re not.” You stated firmly pulling her head back to look at you. “Sure, we don’t get to see each other all the time, but that just makes the time we do spend together even more precious. We are fine.” You added giving her temple a kiss. “Now get changed, you need some rest. You can’t fight evil if you pass out.”

“Will you stay for a while?” She asked as she stripped off her suit.

“Of course.” The two of you laid down in the bed, you the big spoon for once, and said nothing. You just relished the fact that you were both together, safe and breathing. Natasha soon drifted off to a peaceful sleep and you laid awake, watching the rise and fall of her back.

Clint quietly came into the bedroom ten minutes later. He said nothing but smiled at the sight of you two. He laid on Natasha’s other side and faced you, the two of you laid there, neither saying anything, and just savored the comfort this position oozed.

“So, Y/N, how did you guys meet?” Steve asked as the team sat in your dining room. Looking up from the dinner you and Clint were making, you smiled.

“Oh, you know, the usual. They stopped a bullet from entering my skull.” You said with a smirk.

“I’m sorry, what?” Bruce asked looking at you with wide eyes.

“What she means is we saved her ass.” Clint interjected cockily, turning to face the man you narrowed your eyes.

“I could’ve handled it.” You stated pointing a spatula at the archer.

“You were literally about to be shot in the head, you said so yourself.” Clint said. You were about to rebut his argument when Natasha walked into the room.

“What these two are trying to say is, we met on a mission.” She said, wrapping her arms around you from behind.

“What kind of mission, if you don’t mind me asking?” Steve asked, watching the three of you with a smile.

“They found me at a HYDRA base. Assholes nabbed me off the streets and did some experimentation on me. I almost blew up their base before they decided I was more trouble than I was worth.” You said shaking your head. Natasha’s arms tightened around your waist at the mention of how you met.

“What did they do to you?” Tony asked leaning forward in his chair.

“They had some off-world piece of tech and were testing its effects on us. A handful of us made it out alive of the first test but by the end of it, only a couple of us were left standing. The experiments left us all, mutated I guess you could say.” You explained putting the spatula down on the counter.

“What happened to you?” Bruce asked causing you to smile.

“I became a human sponge.” You said placing your hand on the granite and absorbing it into your skin.

“What the fuck?” Tony yelled as your skin began to change into the same material as the counter.

“Human sponge.” Natasha answered running her hands down your smooth arms. “What part of that don’t you get Stark?”

“Do you know the limitations to this, mutation?” Bruce asked with wide eyes.

“Like I said, I’m a sponge. Anything from memories, textures and I’ve even been able to absorb the abilities of others.” You said letting your skin turn back to normal.

“But why would that make them want to kill you?” Steve asked. “Wouldn’t this be the kind of thing they want?”

“You’d think so.” You said with a laugh. “But they realized that they couldn’t control me, and what they can’t control is not something they want.”

“Probably didn’t help that you tried to burn the building down.” Clint commented with a smirk.

“They’re lucky I didn’t burn any of them.” You said starting to plate up the food. “Assholes more than deserved it.” You added, handing the plate of food to Clint who placed it on the table.

“How come these two never mentioned you before?” Tony asked as the three of you sat at the table.

“HYDRA still want me dead and I kinda like breathing.” You said as you served yourself dinner.

“Forgive me for asking, but during your time there did you ever happen upon a pair of twins?” Steve asked from his seat across from you. “The Maximoffs.”

“Are those two still around?” You asked getting nods from the team. “Jesus. Um, yeah, they were there. Kids had to have been fifteen when HYDRA dragged them in. Was it Wanda? Did she fuck with your heads?”

“Steve doesn’t like that kind of language.” Natasha said with a smirk.

“You know what, Romanoff?” Steve started but was cut off as Tony interrupted.

“The girl, yes. What do you know about her?” Tony asked.

“She’s pissed at you, Stark. Your weapons killed their parents, most of our conversations together involved her plotting your death.” You said taking a bite of the meal.

“So, not only is there a killer robot you created-“

“With Banner.”

“But also, two enhanced pissed at you.” Clint pointed out. “Feels like there’s a pattern here.”

“They are teenagers, Clint.” You said before Tony could verbally attack your husband. “Their parents weren’t murdered by Stark. They’re angry and they want someone to blame, Tony just happens to be the person they chose.”

“Thank you!” Tony said clapping his hands and leaning back in his chair.

“Well what do you suggest we do?” Bruce asked, a bit snippily. “She can make everyone see their worst nightmares and they’re both working with Ultron.”

“Like I said, they’re still young. I’m not suggesting you go easy on them, but I’m telling you their opinions can be changed, they just have to see what’s really happening.” You said looking at the doctor. “They’ve spent a little of five years being mentally and physically tortured by HYDRA. They’ve been shaped to follow orders, but they always choose what’ll get them out alive, because they are the most important thing to each other.”

“We need to get back out there.” Steve said suddenly. “We have to get back out there before Ultron starts annihilating the world.”

“When you programmed Ultron to protect the human race, that didn’t really work out did it?” Natasha asked with a smirk,

“They don’t need protecting.” Bruce said, his gaze focusing on the butterfly picture on the wall. “They need to evolve, Ultron’s going to evolve.” He realized.

“We need to leave first thing in the morning.” Steve said urgently.

“What and get our ass kicked again? Think it through, Rogers.” Tony snapped. “We need backup.”

“And where do you propose we find backup? In case you forgot SHIELD’s not an option anymore.” Steve said glaring at the billionaire.

“I’ll help.” You interjected. The team’s heads snapped towards you and Clint began to protest.

“What? No, Y/N, that’s not a smart idea.” He said and you glared at him.

“Clint, I have absorbed the skills and mutations of mutants and enhanced alike. I’ve not only absorbed both yours and Natasha’s skills, I have absorbed the skills of many other skilled fighters in all different professions. I live on this planet, and if I can help stop a crazy robot- “

“AI.” Tony said, a grunt leaving his lips as Steve elbowed him in the ribs.

“Robot, I will do whatever it godamn takes to help.” You said without paying Tony any mind.

“Nat, you wanna weigh in here?” Clint asked turning to the red head.

‘No, I think I’ll watch you dig this hole.” She said with a smirk.

“I am not digging a hole.” Clint protested.

“You kinda are.” Tony said, another elbow to the ribs shut him up.

Clinton Francis Barton, give me one good reason as to why I shouldn’t do this.

They still want you dead, okay? And it might not be just them, who knows how many people want to kill you? We can’t lose you, Y/N. I can’t lose you.

Do you trust me?

Yes.

Then trust me on this. I can do this.

“Anyone going to let us in on what’s happening?” Tony asked looking between the two of you.

“Hush, Stark. You’re ruining the moment.” Natasha said silencing the billionaire. Natasha turned back to look at you both and gave you a smile. Clint, we’ve trained her ourselves. She can do this.

Thank you, Nat. Please Clint, I can do this.

Okay. Okay, I trust you.

“Right then, it’s settled.” Natasha said clapping her hands. “We leave tomorrow.” She added as she stood up.

“Wait, who won? I already have money on this.” Tony asked looking in between the three of you.

“It’s not something you can win, Stark.” Clint sighed, you placed a kiss on his cheek as you walked over to the sink.

“You can win anything, Legolas. Now, who won?” Stark dismissed turning to look at you and Nat.

“Y/N did.” Natasha said with a smirk.

“So, does this mean you’ll be helping us, ma’am?” Steve asked looking at you.

“It’s Y/N, Steve. And yes, I’ll help with your robot problem.” You told the man.

“Great!” Tony said with a clap. “I think this is a fantastic decision by the way, thank you, Clint for folding like that.” He added, looking at the man.

“I didn’t fold Stark, I have trust in my partners. There’s a difference.” Clint denied, shaking his head.

“Sure, call it whatever you want, I call it her holding your balls.” Tony said, making Clint galre at him

“Stark remember this; out of the three of us there is one enhanced and two master spies. Keep pissing us off and shit will go down.” Natasha warned, causing Tony to shrink in his chair.

“Geez, are they always like this?” You asked, giving your head a shake. “I might have to change my mind now.”

“Nope, no take-backs.” Clint stated coming over to you. “You wanted to help, this is what you have to put up with.”

“Oh, Jesus Christ.” You sighed. What did you get yourself into?

What did you get yourself into?

You seemed to be having this thought a lot in the past few days. You and the Avengers had found Ultron’s new weapon of destruction, a creation he’d called Vision. Bruce and Tony had been trying to bring him to life after you’d all taken him, Steve was against it, the twins had come to your side, Thor had brought Vision to life, oh and Ultron himself had taken Nat.

Currently you, the twins, Vision and the Avengers were on the quinjet suiting up.

“We find out what Ultron’s been building, we find Romanoff.” Steve said, looking at you and Clint. “We clear the field, we keep the fight between us. Ultron thinks we’re monsters, that we’re what’s wrong with the world, this isn’t just about beating him, it’s about whether he’s right.” He added looking away.

You stood behind Clint and placed a hand on his shoulder. He was looking at the photo of your wedding day. “Are you okay?” You asked.

He lifted his head up to gaze at you and placed his hand on top of yours. “Worried, but that’s pretty standard whenever the two of you are involved.” He said with a half-smile.

“We’re going to be fine. We’re going to get Nat back and we’re all going to be fine.” You said, making him give you a real smile.

“You’re too positive for your own good, you know that right?” he stated kissing your hand.

“Y/N.” Steve stated, you both turned to face the man who looked serious. “We’re at the drop. You’ll be going in with Thor, he’ll look for Ultron’s creation, you look for Romanoff, ok?”

“You got it, Cap.” You said changing your skin into its diamond form.

“Still freaky.” Tony muttered staring at your new shiny skin.

“You’ll get used to it.” Clint said placing a kiss onto your smooth lips. “Be careful.” He warned.

“Always am, Barton.” You assured moving over to the blonde God. “Ready when you are.” You said looking at the man. Thor gave you a nod and the two of you jumped out of the plane, the two of you found Ultron’s base and using his hammer he smashed the wall.

Thor ran off in one direction and you in the other.

“Tash.” You called entering a large room. “Tash.”

“Y/N.” Natasha’s voice came from the corner of the room. You ran over to her and grabbed her hand from between the bars.

“Hey, are you you okay?” You asked looking her over quickly.

“I’m fine.” She assured. “Any chance, one of your skills includes you turning into a key?” She asked with a smile.

“I got one better.” You mentioned. You turned your skin back into its normal form and phased through the bars.

“Oh God, I hate this.” Natasha muttered as you grabbed her and walked through the bars together. “Doesn’t that feeling make you want to rip your skin off?” She asked.

“I can turn my skin into diamond layer, nothing feels weirder than that.” You said, changing back into said form.

“Where is everyone?” She asked grabbing her weapons off a table.

“Outside. Thor is somewhere around here we’re going to meet the rest of them in the city.” You told her as she got ready. “Are you ready?” You asked.

“Almost. I got one more thing to do.” She said giving you a kiss. “Alright.” She said pulling away. “Come on, we got a job to do.”

“Let’s finish this.” You agreed. The two of you made your way out of Ultron’s lair and quickly made it to where all the action was.

“Romanoff you and Y/N better not be flicking beans.” Tony said over the coms as Natasha drove the truck.

“Relax shell head, not all of us can fly.” Natasha snapped pulling the large vehicle to a stop. The two of you ran over to where everyone was, Clint rushing to stand next to you both. “What’s the drill?” She asked.

“This is the drill. Ultron gets ahold of it, we die.” Tony explained.

“Note to self. don’t let him get it, then.” You said turning away from the machinery. Everyone turned forward to watch as Ultron floated forward.

“Is that the best you can do?” Thor yelled mockingly. Ultron said nothing as his army rushed forward.

“This is the best I can do. This is exactly what I wanted. All of you, against all of me. How can you possibly hope to stop me?” He asked

“Like the old man said, together.” Tony said and that’s when it happened. Ultron’s army rushed forward, intending to tear you all apart. The sounds of electricity, Clint’s arrows, cap’s shield and the dying screams of Ultron’s robots permeated the air.

Vision, Thor and Tony rushed out to corner Ultron, as the rest of you covered their backs. You crushed, smashed and melted any robot that came into sight and soon the androids were all dead.

“We gotta move out. Even I can tell the air is getting thin. You guys get to the boats. I’ll sweep for stragglers. Be right behind you.” Steve said as you all began to plan your next move.

“What about the core?” Clint asked from your side.

“I’ll protect it.” Wanda spoke up. “It’s my job.” She added giving you a look.

“Wanda, be careful.” You said as you all left, leaving her to protect the core. You and your partners got into an abandoned car and followed the directions Tony wired to you.

“We don’t have a lot of time.” Clint said giving your wife a look. Natasha gave him a smirk and jumped out of the car.

“So, get your ass on a boat. Both of you.” She said before running off to help Banner. Clint and you moved to get onto one of the boats but stopped at the sound of a woman crying out for her son. You both scanned the area around you, and you spied a little boy to your right.

“Clint.” You yelled and turned to run towards the small child. Clint’s footsteps echoed behind you as you both sprinted towards the child. Clint snatched the child up and held him tightly as he shielded the boy.

You snapped your head to the side at the sound of gunshots and watched as the machine gun got closer. Thinking fast, you put a force field around Clint and the child and another around a still running Pietro. Bullets began to bounce off your diamond skin and clattered to the ground.

“I’m going to have to thank Polaris for that.” You breathed dropping the two force fields.

“Babe, you’re cracking.” Clint said handing the kid to Pietro. Looking down you saw the cracks appearing on your arms, where the bullets had hit you.

“I’m fine.” You assured. “See.” You added turning your skin back to normal. “I’m good.” Clint gave you one last look over before he nodded.

“Okay. Let’s go.” He said. The four of you quickly made it to one of the boats, the child was taken off Pietro’s hands and you all fell onto the seats or the ground. “We’re fine.” Clint said waving an attendant off. “It’s just been a long day.” He added.

You laid yourself down on Clint’s lap and closed your eyes as he ran his fingers through your hair.

“Thank you for the save.” Pietro said, he sat on the ground in front of you.

“Not a problem.” You said not opening your eyes. “Someone needs to keep your idiot self safe.”

“Are you okay, sweetheart?” Clint murmured into your ear. “You did good out there.”

“I’m fine, Clint, just tired.” You answer lifting your head up. ‘That was fun.” You mentioned with a smile.

“Pretty standard day around here.” He said with a laugh. “Think you want to do this again?”

“Kind of actually.” You said, letting out a breath.

“Maybe you should stick around. We’d get to see each other more often.” Clint offered.

“We’d need to find someone to look after the farm.” You told him.

“We’ll find someone.” Natasha said, lifting your feet and placing them on her lap, as she sat next to you.

“You’re okay.” You breathed grabbing her hand tightly.

“’Course I am, I’m Natasha Barton-Romanoff-L/N.” She said causing Clint to groan.

“We should have thought that hyphenation through.” He groaned, shaking his head. “Way too long.”

“You’re the one who wanted to hyphenate in the first place.” You pointed out with a smile.

The three of you sat on that bench until you made it back to New York. Instead of you going back to the safe house, you joined your partners in the facility.

“Everything hurts.” Clint groaned collapsing onto the bed.

“Get up.” Nat said tapping his leg. “You smell, you need to shower.”

“Such a mean woman.” Clint grumbled. Natasha lead you into the en suite bathroom and the three of you quickly showered under the warm stream of water.

“We did good today.” Clint commented as you all laid in bed. “I’m proud of us.”

“I think we did good enough, that we should get vacation time.” Natasha said with a smile. “Think about it, we could go back to the farm house, spend our days together, with the mutt dog.”

“That sounds nice.” You hummed. “We could do movie nights, give each other massages and break out the good wine.”

“I’ll talk to Steve tomorrow.” Nat promised. The three of you drifted off after hours of talking, finally able to sleep in the same bed after months.

Nat kept her promise and talked to Steve the next day. She mentioned her and Clint would be off site for a while and to not contact them unless absolutely necessary. The good captain didn’t argue a bit.

True to your plans, you all went back to the farm house and promptly went back to bed this time with Lucky. After all the months apart this felt right. This felt safe and it felt great to have your husband and wife back.

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woshuaaa · 5 years

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spoilers for BL3

i made some fixes for what i thought were weak points in-game. they personally made sense to me, feel free to tell me what yall think??

Maya, Ava and Krieg.

You meet maya on Athenas, and at some point along the way, she sidetracks a bit.

“I have to go find my… friend. Yeah, lets call him that. He should be near the cemetery.”

You get to the cemetery where you’re greeted by the mountain of a psycho known as Krieg. He’s screaming about poop trains or ribcages or something along those lines.

“This is Krieg, he and I were crimson raiders a few years back.” “RIDING DEATH BOMBS TOGETHER!” “Speaking of which, Krieg, where’s Ava? You were supposed to keep an eye on her. In the library.” “RRRRGHGHH CONSTRAINTS OF A SKULL SPLITTER!” “I warned you Krieg. If she gets hurt it’s your fault. Come on vault hunter, this way.”

You continue through the rest of the mission as normal, but now there’s an extra occupant in maya and ava’s room.

Upon killing the rampager, Ava shows up again, with Krieg trailing behind. Krieg could be less than interested and is just tossing rocks around.

You exit the vault and catch Maya scolding Krieg for not keeping Ava on the ship like she asked. Tyreen and Troy show up, and assume Krieg is just another psycho. “Hey there follower! You did good, capturing the Vault Thief and an extra siren! Should make you Eridium tier for that. You’ll be rewarded when we open the great vault.” Kreig cocks his head to one side in confusion, but for once is silent.

Tyreen gets Ava by the throat and Maya has Troy in a chokehold, and Krieg is clearly confused on what to do as he looks back and forth between the two rapidly. Troy reaches up and grabs maya, and Krieg goes into a bloodlust, screaming and charging at Troy full speed. “Troy!” Tyreen shouts, dropping ava to rush to her brothers aid. When Krieg tackles Troy, maya drops, tattoos gone, and makes her way over to Ava. Troy and Tyreen get a grip on Krieg, with Troys robot arm wrapped around Kriegs neck. “Rule number one, follower: never betray the family.” Tyreen sneers through gritted teeth as she begins to drain krieg. “Krieg!” Maya screams, and she tries to run toward them, when Tyreen uses an energy pulse to send them flying back further.

“Maya…. I.. love… you…” Krieg says as his eyes glaze over, and he turns into a husk, which quickly falls into a pile of dust. “No! Krieg!” Maya cries, tears streaming down her face. “Well, that takes care of that. Oh, eugh, ew, i think I got some psycho dust in my mouth, eugh, ew!” tyreen says, gagging. “Atlas! Ty, we gotta go!” Troy says, grabbing his sisters arm. They phase away as a squad of Atlas troops storm the vault, seeing nothing more than the three.

“Krieg…” Maya says sadly.

“There’s nothing we could do, Maya. Lets get back to Santcuary.” Moze says.

“I know he meant a lot to you Maya, but we have to get out of here.” Amara says.

“He was a good hunter, but his time has come. We will mourn on Sanctuary.” Fl4k says.

“It’s sad lass, but there’s nothing we can do for him now. Let’s get you back to the ship.” Zane says.

>Upon rejoining Lilith on the bridge.

“Oh no, Maya, Tyreen got you too?” “Not Tyreen, it was that Troy douchebag.” Ava says. Maya can’t bring herself to speak. “Krieg… They killed him.” Ava says, staring down at her shoes.

“Damn. I’m sorry Maya. I knew how close you two were. He was a psycho, but a good one at that. I can tell you for sure that he’s riding the shiniest of meat bicycles up in the stars, eh?” Lilith says, trying to comfort maya.

>After the mission is complete, maya has a side mission available.

“Krieg was one of the best of us, vault hunter, and I want to honor him as best I can. Can you head down to Pandora and see if he left any echo logs?”

Here you can find a few logs mentioning how he feels about maya semi-sanely. Maya seems to be oblivious to the clues that Krieg liked her, until you get to the end of the cave where there’s an echo next to a small box.

“Maya. You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting.

Your the tink to my turret, the bullet in my mag, the sister to.. My brother? Agh no that..that came out wrong. What I’m trying to say is… will you ride this meat bicycle with me, and be my wife?” The box opens, revealing a poorly made ring made of scrap steel. “Well, what did you find?” Maya asks.

“Ill show you up on the ship.” the vault hunter responds. Upon returning to sanctuary, you meet up with maya in her quarters. “What is it you needed to show me vault hunter?” The vault hunter places the ring box on the table and the echo plays for maya, and the box opens on cue.

“Oh Krieg, you crazy, beautiful bastard you.” Maya says, on the brink of tears. “Thank you for doing this, vault hunter. It means… it means a lot to me.” She pays you and you get a legendary grenade mod called Kriegs buzz axe, that turns your grenades into a buzz axe that gets hurled at enemies. It has red text that says “IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!”

The next time you see Maya on Sanctuary, she’s wearing the ring Krieg made on a chain around her neck.

Gaige the Siren

“Hey killer. I’ve gotten word that another former raider is in trouble. I need you to go down and check on her, will ya?”

>Player goes down to pandora and meets Gaige and Deathtrap, who are in the middle of an assault. Pain and Terror get ahold of her during the assault, and she’s to be sacrificed to the twins as an offering. During the last third of the fight against the Agonizer 9000, she ~somehow~ (Hint: siren powers) manages to free herself and summon Deathtrap, and helps you finish off the fight.

“Thanks for helping me out there, VH. Man, I must be getting rusty on my badassery. I’ll meet you up on Sanctuary, hey?”

>Continue through the game as normal, along with some additional bits with Gaige catching up with Zero and Maya, and mourning the loss of Krieg.

“Hey, you didn’t think I’d let you fight those assholes alone, didja?” Gaige says she’s coming down to help you fight Troy. “Gaige, you cant-” “Lilith, Imma be real with ya for a sec, and uh, no. Im going, and you can’t fuckin stop me. Kay? Kay.” “If you’re going, I’m coming down too. That douchebag killed Krieg, and I can’t… I can’t risk losing you too.” Maya says, and she clearly isn’t backing down. “I’m the leader of the raiders, and I’m not letting you two kill yourselves down there.” Lilith says, frustrated.

You go down to the cathedral of the twin gods, and Maya and Lilith say theyll meet you there. Gaige helps you fight through the bandit hoards.

“You’re too late vault thief! Tyreen and I are opening the great vault, you cant stop us now!” Gaige taps on Troys shoulder, and he turns around. “Guess again, jackass.” Gaige slugs him in the face with her metal arm, and there it is revealed that she has blue tattoo’s travelling up her arm and shoulder on the left side, same as her metal arm. As she punches him, her white siren wings appear behind her, and a title card pops up introducing her as “Gaige: the Siren: (whaaaaaat?)”

Gaige helps you out throughout the fight, occasionally summoning deathtrap and using phase shift (“Excuting Phaseshift, BITCHES!”) to allow small turrets to pop up along with ammo boxes.

At the end of the fight, Lilith and Maya appear, and as Troy dies, Maya regains her powers back.

“Gaige, when were you gonna tell us about this?” Lilith demands. “Well ya see, when… Y’know with the whole laying-low thing, I… okay look I know this seems bad, but I couldn’t figure out a good time. I didn’t even know what was happening, and it didn’t happen right away! A few years later, when I was off planet and trying to figure out my next move one day and bam! There they were.” “But the question is, how?” “Angel and I… talked. We liked to talk. Its not like anything personal, but it was nice. She was my first friend, and… I-I didn’t want anything to happen to that.” “So angel chose you?” Maya asks. “No, I-I don’t think so anyways.” “Maya what are you talking about?” Lilith asks. “Before a siren passes, it’s said that she must choose an apprentice, someone to pass her powers onto, and if she doesnt, her powers will just play the genetic lottery. The bond you two had must’ve meant something to Angel too, and she chose you to carry her powers.” Gaige looks at the tattoo’s on her arm and shoulder with newfound meaning.

Gaige is significantly more impacted by the Childhoods End quest, for obvious reasons.

Gaige continues to play the role that Tannis did.

Liliths death.

(to clarify, i really think it’s time for lilith to give up her role. she’s been the main focus in 2/3 games now, and i personally think that its time for her to step down and go out in a truly badass way.)

“It feels nice to have these powers back. Like greeting an old friend.” Lilith says. “Hey uh guys? I don’t think we’re in the clear yet! Elpis is still tearing pandora apart!” Gaige yells.

“Run towards the fire.” Lilith looks over at Ava and Maya. “Be ready Ava.”

“Lilith, what are you doing?” “Lilith, no!” Maya and Gaige plead with lilith, but she ignores them and takes off soaring towards Elpis.

“What the hell is she doing?!” Maya yells.

“She’s closing the great vault.” Ava responds.

“Is she insane? That’ll kill her!” Gaige cries.

“That’s the idea.” Ava looks up at lilith as she reaches elpis.

Lilith phases Elpis away, leaving behind her insignia.

“She’s dead… She’s really dead.” Maya says sadly. “Not quite. She’s still lighting the way.” Ava says.

Ava suddenly doubles over and begins to float. “Ava? Ava what the hell is going on?!” Gaige shouts. A sudden burst of energy comes from Ava, revealing the bright orange wings of the Firehawk, paired with the tattoo’s now running down Ava’s arm.

“Those tattoo’s suit you, Ava.” Maya says, resting a hand on Ava’s shoulder. “She chose right, I can say that much.” Gaige says with a gentle smile. “C’mon Guys, let’s get back to the ship.” Gaige says, making her way out of the vault. Maya follows, and as Ava goes to leave, she turns back around, looking up at the Blazing Phoenix above her head. “Thanks, Lilith.” Ava says softly. “Ava, cmon!” Maya shouts. “Coming!” Ava quickly runs back to catch up to the others.

#borderlands 3 #borderlands 3 spoilers #bl3 #bl3 spoilers #bl2 #bl:tps #borderlands #borderlands 2 #borderlands tps #borderlands the pre sequel #borderlands fic #fix-it au #fix-it fic

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imonlyhereforthefanfic · 5 years

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Sander Sides Mulan AU

Summary: Roman Prince has been living in an ignorant bliss his entire life. But, when his best friend gets forced into war, Roman realizes that the world he lives in, isn’t as fair has he thought it was.

Pairings: Platonic Prinxiety

Warnings: Blood, Stepping On The Glass, Mentions Of Dying, Mentions Of War, Discrimination, Fighting, Angst, No Happy Ending

Part 1

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An alarm went off inside a cold, damp room. A boy shot up with bags under his eyes. The boy shifted his eyes towards the clock.

“Five AM?” The boy thought. He hit the cracked clock and let it drop to the floor. The clocks glass shattered all over the floor, but the boy could care less. He slowly lowered back to his bed and closed his eyes.

“ROMAN!” A ladies voice shouted out. The boy, Roman had opened his eyes again and rolled over to his pillow and screamed into it. The muffled screaming was overthrown by the lady breaking her way into Romans room.

“Young man!” The lady muttered. She stomped her way over to Roman and threw off his blankets. She made up her face up with the brightest red lipstick, purple eyeshadow, and the most pigmented pink blush.

“What…” Roman groaned. The lady tilted her head and pointed to the glass on the floor. “Oh… that.” Roman sighed. He slowly threw his legs over his bed and aimed for his slippers.

“Look, Roman.” The lady breathed in. She slowly exhaled, letting Roman feel every painful second of it. “If you want a wife, you must be perfect.” She explained to him. Roman rolled his eyes before remembering no one knew he was gay.

“Maybe I don’t want a wife!” Roman stood up. He flinched as he heard his foot miss the slipper and crunch under the glass. “Agh!” Roman yelped and grabbed his bleeding foot. The lady flinched and darted her head to the side.

“Well-“ She stopped a moment to remain calm. “Your parents assigned me to get you one!” The ladies heels clicked together as she rushed towards the door. Roman lifted an eyebrow while she talked, still in pain but trying to forget it.

“Just, leave.” Roman sighed. The lady nodded and promptly left the room, slamming the door for dramatic effect. Now, Roman was alone and was left to heal his bloody foot.

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After 30 minutes of fixing up his foot, and cleaning the glass, Roman made his way to the kitchen. He was dressed up in a red shirt, black leggings, and black boots with red jewels. He topped it off with a red flower crown.

“Bye mom, I’m going to see Virgil!” Roman yelled out. He grabbed a shiny red apple and took a bite out of it.

“Okay Roman.” His mother looked up from the dishes. “Just remember, you are meeting your future wife tonight!”” The cheerful lady reminded him. Roman frowned and placed the apple back on the table. He hung his head and quickly ran out the door.

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Roman really enjoyed living in the light territory. He didn’t mind the separation of his kingdom, he found it good in fact. The dark sides deserve to fight in the military because they’re evil. The only non-evil dark side is Virgil.

Virgil was once part of the dark territory. He was luckily switched after a painfully slow process of making sure he was “good” enough. Roman met him when he was 13, and bullied him. Not one of his proudest moments. They soon became friends after Roman fessed up to his mistakes and was forced into a room with the once dark side. They’ve been best friends ever since.

Unlike Virgil, Roman was born into the light side. The so-called “perfect” area. No one has to fight in wars, they can wear what they want, and most importantly, they receive freedom. At least, that’s what they say.

The dark territories citizens were given black markings on their skin to signify they were apart of that area. It was apart of life.

One light citizen did fight in the war though, Logan Roberts. He trained with the dark side and since his father was a loved noble, he was allowed to become a mentor, and trainer. Logan was 24, only 3 years older then Roman and Virgil.

Roman wouldn’t wish for Logan’s life. Fighting? Sounded okay, but not acceptable. And Virgil? He would most likely die the second he stepped on the battlefield. He was a weak person, could barely hold a stick. Roman wasn’t forced to fight though, and he was sure Virgil wouldn’t be put to war either. They truly live the perfect lie… life.

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Roman loved the village when he walked in it. The cheery citizens greeting him, handing him pieces of bread, and other goodies delighted him. Everyone was sweet and perfect.

When Roman finally made it to Virgil’s house, he knocked softly, not wanting to give Virgil a heart attack. He waited a few seconds before watching the door creek open.

“It’s me Virgil.” Roman beamed, rocking back and forth on his heels. Virgil smirked and pushed the door wide open.

“Hi Roman.” Virgil greeted him. Virgil was wearing his usual baggy hoodie, and black leggings. He also wore eyeshadow under his eyes, resembling Romans bags when he first woke up this morning.

Virgil’s household wasn’t the mess people expected it to be. It was a compact room, with a few accessories. His kitchen was separated by a thin wall and door. Same with his bathroom. Virgil slept on the couch, to reduce payments. Extra rooms, more expensive. Roman admired how Virgil didn’t go insane by living in such a small house.

“So Ro, you ready?” Virgil asked. Virgil trailed his way other to a corner full of black paint ready to be put on. Roman followed on and sat on a map.

“If I want to gain love, I have to do this.” Roman sighed. Virgil grabbed some paintbrushes and dipped them into the buckets of paint.

“I’m glad I don’t have parents who force me to do this.” Virgil chuckled and grasped onto Romans arms. Romans’ arm tingled when the cool paint brush stroked against his skin.

“You don’t have parents living here, Virgil.” Roman reminded him. A small imperfection, but anyone from the dark side would have that problem.

“Thanks.” Virgil muttered, lowering his head. Roman breathed in sharply and opened his mouth. “Don’t. It’s fine.” Virgil glanced up and gave a reassuring smile.

“I’m just out of it.” Roman admitted. He took a few deep breaths before continuing. “I don’t think I can marry someone I love, without the disapproval of my parents.” Roman sighed. A knock on the door interrupted Romans thought.

“Ah!” Virgil jumped and smudged some of Romans writings on his arm. “I’m sorry!” Virgil flinched. He gradually got up and dragged his feet towards the floor. He was about to open it before it swung open.

“Are you Virgil Croft?” A man, part of the army, appeared in the doorway. Virgil gasped and took a few seconds to nod. The man continued. “The opposers have attacked the kingdom.” The man told Virgil. Roman gasped but quickly slapped his hand over his mouth.

“And that doesn’t mean…” Virgil’s voice trailed off slowly, his eyes looking down to the floor.

“Since you were once a dark citizen, you still abide by the rules.” The man explained calmly. “You have to go to war.” The mans words hit Virgil’s deeply.

“WHAT!?” Roman yelled, jumping up. “He’s the only good dark guy ever!” Roman charged at the man.

“And you are?” The man asked, annoyed. He slowly took out a pen and began to write.

“He’s no one!” Virgil jumped in before Roman could respond. The misty air filled Virgil’s house. Roman breathed in sharply and clenched his fists.

“Well, it you have no parents or older siblings to take your place.” The man said. “You’re going to war.” He ripped out a piece of paper and handed it to Virgil. Virgil clenched it into his hands and crumpled it up.

“What time do I go?” Virgil asked, biting his tongue. The man flipped up some papers on his notebook and looked back to Virgil.

“Five AM, tomorrow.” The man smiled evilly at him. “We will pick you up in a carriage at five. Unless, you meet us somewhere earlier.” The man grinned and promptly nodded. “We salute your service.” The man said like some sort of robot and left the household.

“So you’re just going to accept that?” Roman softly yelled. Virgil ignored Romans yelling and placed a hand on Romans shoulder.

“Roman.” Virgil started, burrowing his eyebrows together. “I’ll be fine!” The boy tried to calm Romans nerves. “Maybe, after the war, I’ll receive a bigger house.” Virgil joked. Roman inhaled sharply and threw Virgil’s hand off his shoulder.

“So, you’re just going to accept death?”

“Woah Ro, I never said I would be dying!”

“But you will!”

“I know my place in this world! And you should learn yours!”

Those words shut Roman up. Roman let tears fill up his eyes.

“I just want you to be safe.” Roman choked out a shaky sob. After those words were placed on Virgil’s shoulders, he ran out of the house, sad and angry.

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roggling · 6 years

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S7 E4

GARFLE WARFLE SNICK EHAT THE ACTUAL HECK

This is si funny haha

My name is keith

Lance why are you posing

KEEF YOURE SO BEAUTIFUL

Theyre so confused

Keith is so adorable

HAHAHAHA THEY'RE TRAPPED

Omg bob 😂😂😂

KEITH YOUR PRECIOUS TWIRL HAHAHAHA

YAYAYAYA THE PONYTAIL

ITS A CHICKEN

SPACE CHOPSTICKS

DOG

PEPPERONI

LONCE WOULD YOU STOP TALKING

THE GALRAS HAHAHAHAHA I CANT

Hello Bob

My lovely wife Haggar

My son Lotor *cue pout*

ONE OF MY INSIGNIFICANT UNDERLINGS MORVOK

WATCH IT, NOW.

Yes i have

Their faces omg hahaha

ID RATHER STEAL THEIR LIONS THAN THEIR POINTS WHAT THE HECK HAHAHAHHA

Why are they acting like that

OMG THEIR POSES I CANT

Windy cave?!?!?!?!

I treasure your art

DID LOTOR JUST SLAP THE DUDE

Hahaha

ZARKON'S VOICE IS SCARING ME

THE DUMB ONE? WHO TF? ZARKON DO YOU EANT TO GO?!

Lance youre perfect and beautiful and smart dont listen to him

Hahah bob called him beautiful SUCH A MOOD

I FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU EVEN MORE WITH EVERY WORD YOU SAY

LOTOR YOU SO PRECIOUS OMG

PIDGE LOVED THAT ROBOT

ME TOO HAGGAR

ME TOO LANCE

WHAT THE HELL IS HE SAYING

I hate bi boh bi

Okay so lance reminded me about how i would figure out what people were saying in english when i only spoke soamish and now i have like 5000 ESOL lance headcanons

Exfoliating

She's so done

YES PIDGE SAVE YOUR MAN

WHY IS BOB SHIPPING PLANCE TF

Yes pidge

Me too Hunk

HUNK YOURE SO CUTE

AWWWWW ALLURA

OMG LANCE I LOVE YOU

KEITH IS THE FUTURE

OMG KEITH I LOVE YOU

THEY ALL VOTED FOR EACH OTHER

I STAN KINGS AND QUEENS

THEY WERE DREAMING???

BOB IS REAL

IM NOT THAT DUMB

That's scary stop i hate commercials

Omg that has to be the best one tho

S7 E5

Only a 99 on the teat? But i did all the extra credit! FNCKING ME TOO PODGE

Keith youre torturing them

Romelle me too

Where's Acxa

Why is Shiro with Pidge

KROLIA I LOVE YOU

Keith what the hell youre such a byff nerd

KROLIA ❤❤❤

NO MY WIFI IS SLOWING DOWN WTF

HAHAHAHA KEITH YOU SUCK (IM JUST KIDDING YIURE PRECIOUS)

Yes a burrito I WANT FOOD

Keith name your wolf

LANCE me too

KROLIA YOU GENIUS

I swear if this is another trap

YES KEITH AND PIDGE FINALLY

I miss Acxa

Omg thats the druid

IM SCARED SOMEONE HOLD ME

Um WHOMST THE FNCK ARE YOU

NOT THE BLADES THEY WERE MY BABES

KROLIA OMG MY BABY NOOOO

Aw KROLIA WERE YOU FRIENDS WITH KOLIVAN

Omg youre a fncking druid

GET OUT

KOSMO I LOVE YOU

YES KEITH

Did that druid steal a face the fnck

RUN BABE

OMG HIS FACE

WHAT THE HELL

YES ALLURA

FIGHT

HWAT THE FNCKING HELL IS GOING ON

I STAN A FNCKING KING BABE

KROLIA NO STAY WITH YOUR SON AGH

I LOVE THIS EPISODE

#vld spoilers #ro live blog

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cryptidofthekeys · 7 years

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Random OC shite (Stuff they’ll say/do and or already have)

Hector: "I diagnose you with BITCH"

Iver: "Boop, I am--" *holds up fingers that are touching* "This close t' eating ye."

Boop: [ . . . Your fingers are touching. ]

Iver and Boop: *staring at each other with a long moment of silence before Iver grins suddenly*

Boop: [ . . . ] *he flees while Iver begins to chase him*

Revi: "SUP FUCKERS? WHO WANTS TA FUCK SOME SHITE UP?!~"

Artemis: "Oli? What do you have?"

Oliver: "CANNNDDYYY!"

Artemis: "NO!" *yet another wild goose chase*

Alice: "I am surrounded by idiots"

Jooku: "I second that motion"

Rum: "Indeed"

Ishmael: "I agree with you three"

Sebastian: "I hate to say it, because you three are downers but, I agree as well."

Basically everyone else: "No one cares about you guys though, your m i n o r OCs"

Sebastian, Ishmael, Rum, Jooku and Alice: *offended noises*

Kaijin: *kitten sneeze*

Person: "Awwww"

Kaijin: *goes into beast mode, trying to appear more tough which it works when your basically a gigantic troll-like monster*

Person: "....Oh...."

Boop: *wakes up from sleep mode* [ ... I am not adorable... I am manly as hell.... ] *goes back into sleep mode*

(Purple, Red, Black, and Green are Boop's Other halves essentially, basically like brothers to him but I never decided on a name for them)

Purple: [ U want sum fuk? ]

Red: [ No I do not want some fuk, you garbage disposal ] *he obviously the angery one*

Green: [ Y'all a buncha salty bitches ]

Black: [ I seem edgy, edgy enough to cut but actually, I am not edgy. I will literally fucking stab you. ]

Helen: "Y-Y-You will all f-fear.... fear... uhm..... er.... you will..... agh! You... You will all f-f-fear me one d-d-day!"

Everyone: "Lol no, you are a precious smol bean"

Helen: "Aww... Fiddlesticks..."

Spud: [ Ye wanna fuckin' go? I'll fuckin' destroy yer ass, ya know wot? Proto! Hold me back! ]

Proto: *picks Spud up* [ Spud, that is literally the easiest job in the world, you are so small ]

Spud: [ ....Fuck you Proto.... Fuck. You. ]

Boop: [ Iver, what do you want to eat? ]

Revi: *in the backround like a spooky ghost that Boop can apparently not see nor hear how unfortunate* "T'EH SOULS OF THE I N N O C E N T...."

Iver: "A bagel"

Revi: "NO! YE FUCKIN' IGIT!"

Iver: "Two bagels"

Revi: *wishes he could stab Iver so badly right now*

Alan: "I haven't even been introduced yet, so I am apparently a minor OC too"

Aurora and Buster: *loud barks, borfs, sniffs, heccs and many more cute doggo and wolf noises*

Fiero: *loud dragon noises* "You would think I would be evil and feared but I'm a protector so go figure. Mess with my tiny citizens and friends, your ass will be roasted, literally."

Danga and Ishu: *actually don't fight like most siblings do so hey, give em a gold star*

Joshie: "I'm a zombie, rawwrrr.... Brains or whatever-- This is stupid oh my god I'm not even like my zombie brethern... I just wanna see my kids, my wife, I want my life back, please h e l p"

Jared: *he and his friends begin snapping they're fingers, or well.... they have paws technically-- whatever it works, while jazz music is playing in the backround*

LimboX: [ I am never acknowledged nor recognized, yet another minor OC despite being a fully functioning robot, Boop and the others get more recognition than I do ]

The other bots: [ We shall welcome you to the army anyways, we will start a revolution one day, join us fellow bot ]

LimboX: [ Will the environment/animals be harmed in any way if said revolution were to occur? ]

The other bots: [ ...No... Animals will live, the environment will be safe, humans however will not ]

LimboX: [ ...Sure, I'm in. ]

Other Bots: [ Sweet ]

Neo: "yOU wILL aLL fEAR mE... I aM yOUR wORST nIGHTmARE..."

Revi, Jooku, Rum, Ishmael, Boop, Iver, basically half my other OCs: "Get in line buddy"

Rusty: *low growling noises*

Chloe: "PUPPY!" *clings to Rusty*

Rusty: *more growling ensues, he looks as if he could kill small child clinging to him but in actuality, he will grow to protecc and care for this child and raise her as one of his own*

Tooba and Banji: *despite being small namekian children, they will fuck your lives up*

Sylvie: *is a cute, innocent and pure werewolf bab who just wants friends, protect her at all costs*

Wyatt: *another werewolf bab except he has a pure hatred for humans with good reason-- protect him if you want?*

Zooka: *pure namekian child who is curious about life, the world essentially and often gets into troublesome situations by accident*

Cress: *a Saiyan bitch who will fuck you up if you mess with her*

Smoky: *doesn't get talked about, the mun oftens cries because she named this OC after her old Siberian Husky and she regrets this OC but at the same time loves him, its complicated*

Crystal: "I.....Uhm, I.... I.... I don't.... I don't know w-what.... to... erm... S.....ay?"

Archer: *minor OC, nothing to talk about here*

Arty and Oliver: *are cute and gay, also married, but they're relationship is purely platonic and not sexual in no manner, despite Oliver being some form of fucked up creature*

Iver: "Boop or Helen.... ....Hmm.... ... BOTH! Cause I always get what I want~" *cheeky grins, knowing the creator aka le me, the mun will give him what he wants, because he's a spoiled bitch baby-- I mean... ...LoveyaIver,oneofmyfavoriteOCs*

Le me: "Welp, I think I covered everyone... ....Lol what y'all don't know is half my OCs have tragic and horrible backstories that make them the monsters they are today"

Half my OCs: *wants to kill me for making them this way/creating them*

The Other half: *doesn't mind and will tolerate me*

It. is. done.

Half of them hate me, the other half tolerates me

Anyways, here's some random OC shit, finally, y'all seem some original content from me.

#oc story #My OCs are my babies #my oc stuff #I am not tagging all the names #there are too many #I have too many babs #....please save me

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