#BLOODY HELL

[kitsuneisi]

Happy valentines day!!! (for real now ajdlkd)

#doody art!! #doody ocs #bloody hell #ddvau #hermitshipping

[z0mbiefrank]

holy shit dan and phil's palestine fundraiser just hit $100,000

#bloody hell #dan and phil #dnp #op #palestine

[nocofamilyau]

burnout gifted kid type (11/24)

#noco family au #total drama #total drama noah #total drama cody #total drama noco #noco lore #wow its easy to forget that noah is canonically a gamer #like he'd talk about that shit in his bios constantly #and like then its only shown on screen in #fucking dramarama #bloody hell

[pentacass]

#i was JUST starting to crawl out of the brainrot #bloody hell #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #shadowheart #solistre #yzstuff #yzbg3 #but also a properly animated kiss??? *puts this on my blog like a fridge magnet* #no more inexplicably standing on tiptoes to kiss when they're both the same height!!!!!!!!!! #absolute minimum achieved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #(yes i'm just a little salty bye)

[littlebean2905]

So because Loki time slipping is about who means that in episode one, despite saying that he needs to find sylvie, Loki only wanted to be with mobius (because he kept appearing where mobius was)…

God those two are gayer than the litteral pride flag I can’t

#lokius #loki #screaming crying throwing up #bloody hell

[fanaticsnail]

Snail I need you to know I got struck with the most heinous inspiration for a Buggy smut that I am cooking up rn but bc it will be a while let me set the scene

Picture this; Buggy so enamored with someone that he hasn't had sex with anyone else, and every time he masturbates he's imagining them.

So by the time they have sex he quickly realizes he's not going to last. He keeps trying to subtly stop and readjust without letting them know but they catch on and ask what's wrong. He confessed and they assure him that they want him - in whatever way he'll be, but he's not fully convinced.

They joke that if they are that desperate they can always just use him.

And both of them notice how much he likes the sound of that.

So they pick up again, only this time he's not holding back - he wants to cum early so he can watch them use him for their own pleasure like a sex toy. He's begging them to describe how they'd use him, and they do.

They mention his devil fruit powers and how they could always use him as a dildo, or detach his head and ride his face, or both at the same time. Just hearing them describe it makes him cum but he doesn't even let himself finish cumming fully before he's trying to talk through his moans, begging them to use him. He doesn't care if it hurts, he wants it to hurt, he wants to bring them pleasure at his own expense.

They detach his dick - still inside them - and ride his face. He's mostly just sucking their clit, he doesn't care that he's tasting himself because the more he slurps away his own cum the more he can taste them. Until they start humping his face more and he opens his mouth around the base of his dick to stabilize it for them. The image giving him fantasies of them using him another way by fucking his face with his own dick. The more he feels their frothy slit around the base of his cock on his lips the hungrier he gets to feel it himself, so he detaches his tongue and sends it up there. Shouting around himself at the overstimulating sensation of his own tongue wriggling past his shaft through the hot, tight warmth. Finally, he finds their G-spot and abuses it as they grin their clit into his nose. Not caring that the more they tighten around him the more it hurts.

When he feels them cum he does too. When all of a sudden they start squirting and he immediately opens his mouth to latch around their pussy and catch it, feeling betrayed when he realizes his tongue is still inside so he doesn't get to taste it in his mouth.

Once they stop shaking from the aftershocks his dismembered body pries their legs further apart and rips out his dick, his tongue flying to join back with his mouth before it presses tightly shut around his prize. Uncaring as his own warm spend leaks onto his face he moans as he finally gets to taste it.

"More."

The two successive orgasms plus the sudden rush of cold air on his wet dick makes him burn with overstimulation, but he doesn't care.

"Please, baby, use me more." his head tries to chase you as you collapse beside his head, legs unable to hold yourself up anymore. "Please? Take my dick with you, or take my tongue, you always say I talk too much, please-"

His makeup is so smeared.

"please, keep using me, don't leave me, don't let me go, don't care if it hurts. Want it to hurt. Wanna feel you when I walk-"

You've created a monster

Snail.

Snail.

SNAIL.

You can't just go around and say these things and expect me to go ahead and pretend that everything is fine. My goodness. SNAIL. I am absolutely amazed. Gobsmacked. This is bloody spicy. Bloody hell. Oh my gosh.

The way you've set the scene right off the bat is impeccable, truly. I was immediately left too stunned to speak. I was assembling dinner and was like: "Oh? I got an ask? Oh it's from that beautiful Snail! That sweet, beautiful, lovely Snail who always has such kind thoughts and words to share. Oh let me see what they've got to- OH, WHAT THE FUCK, OH MY GOSH, BLOODY HELL!!!"

Had to take a minute to compose myself before I got back to cooking my cassoulet 💀. I had to perch atop my kitchen counter for a bit. Heights brings me an aura of calm 👌.

When you drop the full fic, you have to tag me, love. Oh my gosh.

Everyone. Everyone. Look at what the amazing @sexc-snail is whittling. I'm still stunned.

@feral-artistry @sordidmusings @writingmysanity @since-im-already-here @lostfirefly @vespidphoenix @carrotsunshine look at this!!!

#one piece #x reader #opla #opla fic #one piece live action #buggy #captain buggy #buggy smut #buggy x reader #buggy x reader smut #my goodness #normalise. sending. horny. asks. to. your. moots. #my goodnessssssss #this was very thirst quenching #bloody hell #the way i audibly gasped #mad blushing #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #ask snail #snail answers #bloody hell snail #snails gotta snail together

[dougielombax]

Holy shit.

The whole bloody thing is in the water!

Got hit by a massive container ship.

Fucking hell.

I hope nobody was on the damn thing when it collapsed.

Look at it!

It’s GONE!

Fuck.

What’s that?

They already changed the wording on its Wikipedia page?

Jesus Christ wikipedia!

You fuckers really do work fast!

Oh my GOD!

I’m not trying to sensationalise this btw.

I just wasn’t expecting it.

I’m not anticipating such incidents like some ghastly disaster-worshipping ghoul with issues.

I just hope nobody was hurt or killed.

I also worry that the conspiracy nuts will try saying it was faked or some crap. Fuck that shit!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #news #maryland #bridge #bridges #bridge collapse #crash #cargo ship #what #fucking hell #wikipedia #Baltimore #river #Francis Scott key bridge #patapsco river #beltway bridge #key bridge #Baltimore harbour #container ship #container shipping #editors #bloody hell #dali #singapore #disaster #shitshow #maersk

[pianotrees]

bloody hell, man, people on twitter fighting over whether bisexuals are queer. they already went after the T, they claimed that A was for Ally...

2030 and only straight people are a valid part of The Community™

#lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtiq #lgbt pride #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+ #queer #aromantic #asexual #aromantic asexual #gay #lesbian #wlw #mlm #bisexual #trans #transgender #twitter #bloody hell #aro

[alasarys]

Okay ...

#bloody hell #before coffee even #fernando alonso

[acecroft]

BEN O'TOOLE as Rex in Bloody Hell (2020)

#filmedit #horroredit #bloody hell #ben o'toole #moviesedit #mygifs #usermichi #mancandykings #moviegifs #filmgifs #useroptional #cinemapix #cleaning my folders and deleting most of it #including unpublished stuff #but posting some of it because i fucking spent my time on it

[kitsuneisi]

"How your oc's would react if they met you?"

well...

#doody art!! #bloody hell #doody ocs #my boys </3

[startrekheritageofficial]

YOU GUYS THERES ANOTHER TREK HERITAGE BLOG???????? AGSJFJFHFGG

@trekheritageposts

#Oh #Oh my god #Dude DMed me and was actually super cool #may the best man win #bloody hell #The day I made this blog I didn't really look and see what was taken and shit omg #C R Y I N G #RIP me ig

[autumnalmorning39]

#earth wind and fire #do you remember #september #autumn #bloody hell #here we go again #september 21 #september 21st

[hier--soir]

so i read sharp objects

what the fuck am i supposed to do with myself now

#thank you and ily everyone who told me to read it #i thrashed through it in a day #could not put that puppy down #bloody hell #sharp objects #books!!!

[fanaticsnail]

Snail's writing night:

Snail: "Finally, I've mapped all I needed to do to get myself set up for Mihawk's Sapsorrow chapter 9. I can't wait to carve this one out, it's gonna be amazing."

Inner-Snail: "...But what if we wrote for Brook though? Just a little drabble before we get into it. A little drabble for the Soul-King"

Snail: "DAMN IT!"

#one piece #x reader #soul king brook #one piece brook #brook x reader #why am i like this? #upcoming fic soon #bloody hell #glimpses into my life

[all-or-nothing-baby]

some people are so confused when coming into my neurodiverse home...

“why is your bread on top of the bread bin and not, y'know, inside it?”

“why don't you get a box file for that pile of papers so it doesn't clutter up your coffee table?”

“i mean, you could just store your spare loo rolls in a cupboard, instead of stacking them up into that ridiculously precarious tower next to your toilet.”

BITCH IF I CANNOT SEE IT, IT DOES! NOT! EXIST!

#and like. how many times do they need to hear all the various versions of this #before they. y'know? get it! #bloody hell #autism #adhd #neurodiversity #neurodiversesquad