#Berlin Calling

[andagon]

One day, baby - the reckoning song

This song and video is for @amagnificentobsession who may remember what it felt like to be mortal. But it's even more urgent for all the mortals out there ….

from @curlish, @trans-darbie and myself

"Think about the stories that we could have told ..."

A Valentine from Hell

#asaf avidan #one day baby we'll be old #the reckoning song #dj hell #a valentine from hell #dj dagon #Youtube #berlin calling

[kittesencula]

Berlin Calling

#Alex Flach #Berlin Calling #Drago Publisher

[willowcrowned]

Sigh. I’m asking about the f*ckable cities

thank you for asking number one fuckable city easily chicago (lake micchy trains bean MUST I say more). number two fuckable city paris BUT she does have herpes and you WILL contract it. number three fuckable city leipzig (not technically fuckable you must make love to her but it will be worth it)

number one UNfuckable city is endless suburban purgatory with ten blocks of what vaguely passes for a real downtown (st. louis). number two unfuckable city is london (obvious)

#others considered for the list but discarded either for mehness or highly ambivalent traits: #austin tx berlin san francisco and nyc #also the city I live closest to. which frankly should barely even be called a city but technically it is one #but it’s just kind of shit and not actually unfuckable and also I don’t want to doxx myself. so there’s that #asks #anon

[dreamings-free]

sir i’m fairly sure it’s like illegal to look this cute on a zoom call off a laptop..

24/10/23*

#how is he so pretty on a video call like.. #louis #tour promo #jimmy & nath #aired: #24.10.23 #*pre recorded #21.10.23 #berlin #m #both interviews were great!

[bonefall]

it is healing to come onto this blog and see basic respect for diasbility after being in other corners of the fandom and reading the words “snowkit could never be a warrior because he wouldnt know what anything is. he wouldnt even know what a clan is because nobody could explain it to him” said in full seriousness

Im..... That statement is so ableist I cannot even imagine the worldview you'd need to have in order to come up with that.

They really think the only way anyone learns anything is through verbal-speaking-words-noises? No one has ever observed something before? Not even once?

This is beyond touching grass, this person just fell out of the fucking Jurassic Period when all they had was ferns and stegosaurs.

I just...

OH YES. I remember my first day of Society Lessons as a hearing person, where the everything was explained to me. Via Audiobook. FIRST they spoke and said, "you are standing on the ground." It was a life changing revelation, and the world began to spin.

But it did not stop.

THEN they said, "there are fingers on your hands." The sensation of flesh and bone crackling into existence is indescribable, but I did not yet know pain, until they told me, "that hurts." I began screaming immediately.

And yet... it continued.

They explained so much. Chairs. Tables. Walls. The sky. Frogs. Ionizing radiation. Breathing. I was told all of it, in one sitting, and only then did I understand. Only when my ears were bursting with normal hearing knowledges, did they begin... my final test.

A strange wall-chair-finger emerged from the sky-of-the-wall, stood on the ground several times, until it was in front of me. A second one came behind it, this one slimmer. The audiobook gave these things names;

Human. Father. Mother. Door. Walking. It was completely impossible to know what these things were until that very moment.

I watch a human dip a hook into water and produce a fish, and I recall my Society Lessons where they called that "fishing." I am decked in the face by a nefarious hooligan, and I have only the audiobook to thank when I know I have been "punched" by a "bad guy." It was only the magic of verbal-speaking-words-noise that made me understand that there are "other people" and that they "do stuff."

Sometimes, even, in "groups."

Before the Society Lessons Audiobook, I knew nothing. I was pure, innocent, uncorrupted by concepts such as "parents" and "door." I am grateful every day that there is no such concept as "being shown things" or "simple logical reasoning" or "looking."

Blessed be those amongst us who escape the horrors of the Society Lessons Audiobook. I pray that you never learn what anything is. Be free! Free as a bird, which also knows nothing and famously cannot learn. 🤗

DEAF/HOH FOLLOWERS I'm losing my mind do you want me to bump a 'Hearing Disabilities Herb Guide' to the top of my priorities? Something you can use to bludgeon whackadoodles like that. This is ridiculous

Obviously not a MEDICINE guide but like; common causes of hearing disability in clan cats. Accommodations for hearing loss vs congenital deafness. Actual difficulties of not having that sense Clan-by-Clan. Debunking of misconceptions like... not being able to learn APPARENTLY.

#bone babble #Fennelposting #Obviously the answer is 'theyre incapable of THINKING' but like... they do know snow has a line right #In the book. He figured out. A word. Through observation. #He says 's'all right' because he knows it calms ppl down #He did not need to hear the magic words 'You can make noises at others to influence them' #Like a fucking tutorial tip #Im going to start keeping a JOURNAL of ''times people have been weird about snowkit specifically'' #Ableism #cw ableism #I could also link to the pawspeak thing so it's all in one place #I wrote this last night and put it in the queue and I laid awake thinking of this... #What do they think happens when someone goes to another country where things aren't written/spoken in a language they know? #Do they think they wouldn't be able to figure out anything? Do they think the tourist would just perish #Would they collapse in the streets of Berlin sobbing? #Happened to me. Went to England and they called it a Car Boot Sale instead of a Flea Market and I died to death #AND if I did make that guide please tell me if there's any other weird misconceptions you need to see in it #I know that ONE of them is going to have to be that. like. deaf people make noise. #theyre actually quite loud because they don't know they're making noise #and people with hearing loss do not suddenly forget how to speak. #and people born deaf dont talk like cavemen #cw body horror #tw body horror #EDIT: OOPS sorry I have such an astonishingly tolerance for body horror I did not realize that counted as body horror

[randomluck-ofthe-universe]

and Berlin was there with him.. again 💙

#timothée chalamet #dune part two #paris 2024 #berlin 2017 #call me by your name #armie hammer

[depressopax]

Masterlist - Multifandom

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[fanficsforheartandsoul]

German!Reader: Excuse Me

Reader with taskforce 141 and KorTac in Berlin for a mission:

Soap: Excuse me Y/N, could you please help me with directions? You know your way around here right?

Reader, visibly frowning:

König, staring at Y/N: *shaking his head vehemently*

Soap:

Also Soap: Why aren't you answering?

Reader, turning their head left and right:

König: Don't-

Reader whispering: Okay, I'll help you-

Every civilian in their vicinity: *turns head towards Y/N and frowns*

Reader, panicking: Fuck NO PLEASE I'M ONE OF YOU GUYS, ICH GEHÖR ZU EUCH! ICH BIN EIN BERLINER!!!

König: You shouldn't have done that.

Soap: ??

Ghost: What the hell is going on?

König: A true berliner doesn't help tourists.

Reader, full on sobbing on the ground:

#Reader: I belong to you guys! I'm a berliner! #call of duty #call of duty könig #call of duty incorrect quotes #call of duty modern warfare II #modern warfare II incorrect quotes #modern warefare 2 #soap #ghost #könig #konig #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #simon riley #john mactavish #gender neutral reader #reader #soldier reader #german reader #fem reader #male reader #special forces #special forces reader

[notafraidofredyellowandblue]

okay, hear me out:

New Rammstein documentary of the chatting, but instead of the 'Amerika' couches, there's one big bed and they do a 'Pillow talk'...

#maybe i should call them to suggest #hey berlin? yeah i just had this thought.. #rammstein

[imperial-agent]

hello❓❓❓❗❗❗❗

#my decker's called hardware six and he's stupid #also it's set in berlin i've never felt closer to home #shadowrun

[chalamet-chalamet]

▫️ Berlin Film Festival-February 13, 2017 ▫️

#timothee chalamet #timothée chalamet #Berlin #cmbyn #call me by your name #February 13 #throwback

[mogoce-nocoj]

not me belting out the lyrics to huhhahhei even though the song literally isn't even released yet lmaoo

#Also jere called it “yes the boat song” I laughed so hard I love him #sorry to the people on the left and in front of me who seemed super confused #käärijä #I've been listening to it on repeat since we got the live version #So in love with this song #käärijä berlin

[nights-are-better]

me: *sat in lesson typing*

my friend: what are you doing?

me: ... revsion

me: *turns to forthwall* don't look at me like that

#i was in fact writing fanfiction #this isn't the first time i've written fanfic in college #ao3 fanfic #ao3fic #ao3 #fanfic #fanfiction #911 abc #warrior nun #good omens #doctor who #babylon berlin #sense8 #shameless #willow show #call of duty #i can't listen them off the top of my head #...i also don't wanna #im in so many crack fandoms its too funny

[rbf451]

Joker Out in Leipzig 🤯 (if you were there you agree) Also Berlin was 🔥

#joker out #see you soon tour #i like to keep my distance and wouldn't dare to talk to let alone hug any artist #so when in leipzig during umazene misli bojan was suddenly in front of me his back just a few inches away covered with that lace shirt #i went to shock and died and only started breathing again when he was back on stage #sidenote: had to call my boss and inform her that i won't be coming to work on friday because of the airport staff strike #my flight was rescheduled to saturday. well i wished i could spend more time in berlin 🙃 #my text

[aluraye-alu]

hihi

#germany #call of the netherdeep #belgium #dusseldorf #berlin #hawkeye pierce #katherine pierce #netherworld #pierce the veil #belgique #germa 66 #1990s #paris saint germain #denmark #australia #austria #australien #burlington