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stainlesssteellocust · 9 months

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I wonder if there's good eating on those silver tonguerippers

People say real animals like that would taste like mud and silt because they filter that or something but the rippers eat rich human muscle and filter all that tasty, tasty blood

Maybe they all had a barbecue after Delirium Brief with them and the ghastly centipedes and all the leftover champagne

#i mean no but its funny to think about #Mo: where did we get all this seafood anyway #Iris: that's not seafood #turns out the alfar used to do the same so Cassie's giving advice on marinades #while Alex is keeping her away from the actual cooking because he knows that while she might know what goes well with them #she can't actually cook #Bob's just like #well #not the most horrible thing I've had to do today #and chows down #Mhari shows up late like 'nah I'm good I've already eaten'#the laundry files #charles stross

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blondie-drawings · 6 months

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And the rest of the memes!! My friend enjoyed her birthday gift very much 🥳🥳 (pt 2)

#AND my copy of Nona arrived early!!! cant wait to be confused but intrigued #also i cant remember what the characters look like specifically i just went by vibes #augustine just feels like he'd have a fuck ass blond bob im SORRY #tlt #the locked tomb #gideon nav #gideon the ninth #griddlehark #harrow nonagesimus #harrow the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #ianthe tridentarius #mercymorn the first #augustine the first

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thisisalovestry · 1 year

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real

#sorry to just repost a tweet and go but REAL #johnny cash bob dylan like cmon #b

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inkskinned · 8 months

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it is totally okay to be hurt and tired and fed up with the american schooling system but i need you to understand that we need to be better about loudly and routinely defending public education.

yes, many teachers suck, many schools utterly suck. i also got bullied and was absolutely not given the right support for my needs. i am not defending public education because it was kind to me. i am defending it because it needs to exist.

right-wing republicans do not want an educated population. they want kids to be homeschooled or in private school. there is a huge religious undertone to this.

the most common argument is that despite high costs, the "result" is not "good" enough. they point to failing schools as proof that public education is just never going to work out. there will be arguments made here that you actually agree with: that teachers can be bullies, that we taught online for 2 years and still charged the same amount of tuition, that we have no recourse for students to actually have agency or a voice, and that schools are now unsafe for kids due to risk of illness and gun violence.

these are all placing the blame in a fraudulent way, one intended to get your parents to homeschool you. the less kids in a school, the less federally-awarded funding for that school, the less any school succeeds. they will not mention the fact it is their legislation that takes away important funding opportunities, that teachers are living at or below the poverty line, that buildings are not kept up to code, that administration is overpaid and forces specific curriculums, that corporations like (my personal enemy) Pearson Education control certain classroom goals because teachers can't afford other options. they pretend to be ignorant of the gun violence and say "oh just get a gun" - but these are the same people who will be sending their child to a private school with a bulletproof backpack. they don't care if your kid dies, though. they "don't believe" in covid, but they did get their kid vaccinated, because of course they did.

it is a closed loop. conservative parents hear the fearmongering and remove children from the system. frequently these parents are also deeply religious. the kids are raised without access to other media & learn to parrot their parents. you have now created a new generation of conservatives. additionally, one of the parents/caregivers must stay home and homeschool the children, usually for free. i will give you 1 guess which parent tends to stay home to homeschool the children. these parents are encouraged to have many, many children. those children are most likely not getting access to safe sex ed.

we might laugh at fox news suggesting teachers are forcing children to use kitty litter but: first of all, there is kitty litter in the classroom. it's part of an emergency kit in case children are locked in due to a shooter. so that's fucking dystopian, and the fact they've completely reimagined the scenario to somehow make the teachers look bad when it's instead a fucking huge symbol of our failure as a country to protect our children.... it feels a little intentional.

secondly: don't just dismiss the situation. because, yeah, obviously, no teacher is encouraging kids to be a catboy. but the actual undertone that fox news is trying to sew is an outright distrust of teachers and of public education. they rely on the dehumanization of trans people as a common touchstone to hide the fact they're pushing two agendas at once. (which is ironic. because the thing they accuse teachers of. is pushing. an agenda.)

whenever someone tells you they want you to read less, you should be suspicious of that. when someone tries to separate you and your education, you should be suspicious of that. i don't even like incel rhetoric nor would i want my kids exposed to it - but i would not take away my child's (age-appropriate) access to the internet. i would just provide more educational materials, not less. the difference here is that i believe we can resolve ignorance with knowledge; whereas conservatives believe that ignorance is bliss.

they misappropriate funding and demonize teachers. they pull the same trick each time - the same thing we are seeing with anti-trans rhetoric. they do not want you to have access to safe sex ed, so they act horrified, claim sex ed teaches you how to thrust deep, claim that we have no idea what "age-appropriate" means. since the mid-nineties, the united states has spent at least 2 billion dollars on abstinence-only education, even though to quote the above link: "a preponderance of studies has found no effect of abstinence education at reducing adolescent pregnancy". conservatives want you to think less of any person struggling with addiction so they can continue their racist "war on drugs", so they spend up to $750 million dollars a year on the DARE program which has absolutely no effect. acting like teachers "must" be "grooming" children is just the same thing - so they can demand that funding either goes to their causes or the funding doesn't "exist" ("i'm not paying for our kids to learn that thing!")

and they want you to feel uncaring about this. they are aware that you will hate some parts of your school experience. pretty much everyone does. they want to lean into the parts that you hate so that you don't put up a fight about it when they take it away for not being "good enough."

i know i maybe sound like a conspiracy theorist. but truly. truly. it is beneficial for conservatives to reduce your faith in the american public schooling system.

one of the explicitly stated campaign promises of the conservative party: to axe the Department of Education in 2024.

i know we are all tired and burnt out and there is so much else wrong with their entire platform. but maybe just - pay attention to this one.

#i can't believe i have to say this #the conservative party is legit like ''is it anything good? okay we hate it.''#''lets kill lgbt people and ummmmm school children shouldnt be able to read they should be at home watching jordan peterson :)"#the fact that it's like all related is. wild.#like it's wild bc if u start being like. actually making it impossible to afford housing is part of how they keep the nuclear family.....#it's just like lines connecting to lines. EXCEPT ITS OBVIOUS?#what's wild to me about most conspiracy theorists is that they're like . ohhhh the govt is hiding shit!!!!!!! they don't want u to know!!!#and im like. this old man literally got up on stage and said he hates public education and will let our kids die before taking away ak-47s #and ppl are like: lol thats just bob's sense of humor he didn't mean it literally uwu

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basketobread · 3 months

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lunara moment p. 2 (why is she making these faces... WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!!!!!)

#more old doodles from a while ago #i just like to draw her making faces lol #still recovering from burn out... TAKE THIS!!!!#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tav #bg3 tav #bg3 oc #baldur's gate oc #dnd #dnd art #dnd oc #dnd character #drow #lunara posting #bob the artist

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vellichorom · 18 days

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my friends & i have big thoughts about bob,,, THUS! i draw our respective interpretations !!!! as you do

TOP DRAWN LAST NIGHT WHEREAS THE BOTTOM WAS DRAWN IN NOVEMBER '22! LOOK AT THAT

( ft @thedoodlecorner's " Vel " & @lemoneychicken's " Borpse " ~ )

#uwu art #Spooky Month #Spooky Month 5 Tender Treats #Spooky Month Tender Treats #Bob Velseb #Spooky Month Bob #blood tw #blood cw #// ask to tag #I am what you call. insane #icb that bottom pic was like. just a bit after tender treats debuted damn #we all BEEN in spooky month hell since then #my idea of bob is like.... generic sadistic slasher serial killer who. honestly just did it because he wanted to fuck everyone else #bUT W/E TRIPLE BOB SQUAD FOR YOU

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sugarcoatedrattrap · 2 months

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when. when he, he. when

#any time he turns down a hug but is like… ‘yeah okay I need one’ I just fuckin melt #like same buddy #he physically cannot refuse a hug and we love that #bobs burgers #belchoeder

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nattikay · 8 months

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babysitter Bob! (don't worry his teeth are folded in, Kiri is not getting poked lol)

#avatar #avatar 2 #sully family #neteyam #kiri #lo'ak #ikran bob #the shading is super lazy cuz i wasn't planning on shading it at all #but finished the flatcolor stage at church and still had like an hour left to keep my hands busy #and didn't feel like starting a new pic so i just started throwing on some shading ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#so decided to just get it to a vaguely presentable level instead of going all out on making it super nice

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sevinite · 7 months

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sevenite sketchbook veteran theo makes his humble return to the public eye

#illustration #digital art #oc art #artists on tumblr #sev ocs #my art #he’s been through so much you don’t even know #black and highlighter yellow hair with highlighter pink eyes.#to awful copic marker grey pixie cut. eyes Still pink #to normal warm brown beach wave bob and lovely gold and brown eyes #to black/red/yellow hair and black eyes ?#to this #he is a chameleon. ever changing and growing.#once a 24 year old kind hearted doormat twink #now a 32 year old still a little kind hearted but no bullshit twink and sephora manager #and he runs that shit like it’s the navy #(but he’s not a hard ass)#sorry to blab about him like this i just love him

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aroaceleovaldez · 2 months

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It's honestly wild to me that ToA went through so much trouble to emphasize the fact that Will did not magically fix all of Nico's problems and was explicitly not Nico's only doctor.

Only for TSATS to have Will fix all of Nico's problems and have Nico be entirely reliant on him the entire book and literally helpless without him and LITERALLY have Nico's problems be magically removed.

#pjo #riordanverse #tsats crit #nico di angelo #solangelo #it doesnt make any sense too cause. in HoO we KNOW Nico was fully capable of handling himself in Tartarus #we already knew he was explicitly on his own. we know he had it worse than Percy and Annabeth did #because we are explicitly told that Nico saw Tartarus' true nature the ENTIRE TIME versus Percy only getting a tiny half-glimpse of it once #and Percy acknowledges that he would not be able to withstand actually seeing Tartarus more than he did without just dying on the spot #and Nico was down there for as long as Percy and Annabeth at least. on his own. flying blind and explicitly having it worse.#so it doesnt make sense to totally retcon Nico's ENTIRE experiences with Tartarus to make him sopping wet and pathetic about it #needing to be helped and only being down there for twenty minutes and crying the whole time #and then all of the book he's literally functionally helpless without Will for some reason. despite being in his element.#could not get more in his element than being in the Underworld. my guy literally lives there. that's his HOUSE. that's his YARD.#and he's still just totally sopping wet and pathetic in Tartarus the second time around #like im sorry. no. we literally have previously established canon indicating this is absolutely not the case #that is not something you can retcon. that is an entire major event. it was not glossed over.#unless you are doing time travel and it's a canonical retcon a la Homestuck im sorry the events of TSATS just could never occur #(not to mention Damasen is just never acknowledged in TSATS and him and Bob were absorbed by Tartarus the god and ergo dead in HoH)#(so Bob and Damasen are like. *Gone* gone. they didn't just die to be reformed later they got ERASED.)#(and Nyx sure as hell isnt gonna be the one to have Bob trapped for whatever reason. definitely not cause she hates light/change/whatever)#(nyx is literally the mother/sister [depends on version - sometimes a mitosis situation] of the personification of day? and sky?)#(and FRIENDSHIP? and the nymphs of sunset? sometimes also CHEERFULNESS? and THOUGHTFULNESS? and old age)#(ah yes the mother of concepts such as love/friendship and aging and. day. would HATE [checks notes] love/friendship changing and light)#(she INVENTED THOSE) < anyways thank u for coming to my aside rant in the tags #in parenthesis to indicate this is an aside/tangent rant. anyways i have so many problems with this plot. it just DOESNT WORK #on NO LEVEL DOES IT WORK AT ALL WITH ESTABLISHED CANON

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rainebownerd · 11 months

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You guys he was being so plain because he knew!!!! He knew that if he went all out all the time like Aabriya, we wouldn't survive it

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stheresya · 9 months

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no asoiaf character has ever been more doomed than Lady the direwolf. with most characters you can always rationalize their fate with "oh if they had done this instead of that then things might have been different they would still be alive the war wouldn't have happened etc etc". but with Lady there is just no plausible scenario in which she doesn't end up dead by the end of agot :(

#sansa tells the truth? lady still dies because cersei was obviously not concerned with the truth #robert steps in and decides the wolf shouldn't be killed? ok. lady dies later after bob and ned are off the picture #what if we go back in time and avoid the quarrel between joffrey and arya? lady still dies in the future because cers wasn't about to have #her hostage walking around the red keep in the company of a great northern beast #rip baby girl :(#literally a baby girl like she was just a puppy :(#lady the direwolf #sansa stark #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls

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nyankoizumi · 1 year

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