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kenlvry · 1 year

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you're the only sp writer i request from you're literally my fav 😢😢 but can i request stan kyle and kenny with a reader who gets jealous really easily??

reader who is easily jealous

an, HI OMG THIS IS SO SWEET ILY ANON ☹️☹️🫶🫶 18-19

kyle

okay kyle didn't know you were the type to get easily jealous, i mean he js thought you didn't really care and kinda let him roll with whoever he wants but thats probably because he hangs out with girls who are in the same cliques as you so,,

it was until you literally glared at the waitress who stared at him for one too many seconds he knew, you ended up having a bad mood throughout the whole meal and eyeing the waitress "baby r you okay?" "why? if im not are you going to leave me for that stupid waitress?" "WHAT NO???"

theres always two reasons why you're so quiet on a date, kyle was too friendly with a girl or a girl was too friendly with him. you ignore him roll your eyes at him and he's just begging you to give him an ounce of attention.

if a girl likes his story you literally stalk her, her mom, her brother, her father, her boss, her colleagues everything.

you continue to ignore that girl for weeks and roll your eyes at her whenever you see her around cz why u liking my mans story? keep your likes baby

he finds it so hot tbh like omg ur this obsessive with me?? 🤭 he gets turned on by this for sure.

even though he finds it attractive and it gets him all sweaty he needs to he careful because you weren't easy to persuade once your jealous fr. once he had to get down on his knees, crying out to you to please look at him. he loves you though and he'd do it again

a thud was heard from your window, then another, and another. it was annoying you so you open your curtains to see what was causing the noise, it was your boyfriend. you opened up your window sticking out half of your body out of the window, "kyle?" you yell, "please unblock me, i dont know why she follows and likes all my post i swear" he yells back. you smile to yourself at how desperate this man is "what if i dont want to?" you put your hands in the frame of the window smiling "um,, I haven't really thought about it" "oh bye then" "wait wait!" he called out and you turn back from walking away. "I'll uh.. I'll freeze myself!" your eyes upon widen at his dumb idea "what no you idiot" he takes off his jacket, gloves and hands then put it on the ground, he then kneels clasp his hands together "please?" "omg." you rub your temples together and rush down. kyle sighs thinking you left him, looking at the ground of shame because now the neighbors think he got another girl pregnant or something. the front door open and he flung his head to its direction, you walked out with your own coat wrapping it around him "you can beg all you want but there's a way to do it without hurting yourself" "anything to make you happy" "I'm not" he chuckles as you drag him inside "don't do that again" "hmm we'll see" "kyle brofloski!" he chuckles again at you while you bring him up to your room, he really loves you.

kenny

LOVES IT SO FUCKING MYCH 😝😝😝

its like he knows you love him because you'll isolate yourself just because a girl winked at him and won't see him until he begs for forgiveness even though it aint his fault

okay that kinda sounds like a redflag,, WTV WALK HIM LIKE A DOG IG 🤭

anyways, he doesn't hate it dont care if it interferes his life. even if he has to give up everything to make you talk to him he'll do it IM NOT JOKING

he does not care, he has to block all the girls he knows? okay! never talk to any of his girl friends? yea sure! breath only your air and not lay his eyes on a single woman except you only? anything you want babe ☺️

ALSO GETS HARD FOR THIS PLEASE. i js know he's turned on after you get visually jealous.

"please baby look at me" he pulls your arm for you to stop your tracks from going into your room "shut up, maybe you should go to that hoe who waved at you, why did she wink?? did you two used to have something??" you pull back your arm and go up the stairs with kenny following in suit. arriving infront of your bedroom kenny pulled your arm again and when you turned he immediately fall to his knees "please, i dont know her" he hold your palm with both hands, glossy eyed "i,, kenny" "please?" tilting his head to the side, he'll sit there for hours if he has to. "get up mccormick, im sorry i overreacted" he got up so quickly then hugged you, his head falling on your shoulder "loveyou" his breath on your shoulder, you smile "love you too"

stan

i think he has a love hate relationship with your jealousy, like on one hand he knows you love him and would literally kill anyone for him but on the other... its kinda tiring to beg to you

i mean he doesn't care going on his knees, and crawling all fours for you but at times he just can't deal with it yk??

but he mostly loves it obvi, the way your eyes stay focus on the girl that was 'hitting' on him or the way you sulk and won't tell him why even though its obvious it's bc your jealous, its all so cute to him. and he loves this side of your jealousy, just couples being couple

other times though.. you'd block gim everywhere and won't unblock him until the next day when you reflect on your stupid decisions. or when you ignore him at school or not even make eyecontact with him, he hates and loves it.

you had another quarrel with stan again, this fight was because he still comments '☺️' under Wendy's post of herself, it was valid true but you still thought you overreacted. sitting on your bed with your arms cross and tears almost falling down at the thought of Stan going back to wendy broke your heart. ding a notification popped up and you pick up your phone hoping it was stan despite you blocking him everywhere, it was your friend "um, whats up with stan?" she texted you "wdym" your eyebrows furrow together, you immediately unblock him on Instagram and to your surprise his profile picture was you, his stories had 8 pictures of you with cute songs behind it. he had posted 2 picture of you two on his feed one captioning "traveling the moon and back to find good internet to see if her blocking me was a mistake or im a mistake". his bio was now "tell her to unblock me ☹️". you smile at this and your cheeks turned a pink tint. you unblocked him on every platform and it seems he had changed his profile picture to you on every single one. "." "BABE YOU UNBLOCKED ME" "i mean yeah i have to especially since i have 5 people texting me about your profile" "just wanted to show my girlfriend love" "whatever" a knock was heard on your door, then a chat from stan "open up i brought food and wine" you smile and blush to yourself as your rush down to open the door. he was the sweetest

#south park #south park x y/n #south park x you #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #south park x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh

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mins-fins · 4 months

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should've been me.

&&. you're in love with him, that's great! all he's gonna do is use that to his advantage.

pairing: lee donghyuck x m!reader

genre: angst yummy

warnings: um uh.. sexual content??? (like mentions), the stress of friends with benefits, mentions of drinking, this relationship is very unhealthy

word count: 1.3k

notes: stole fwb hyuck from jj im so sorry but hes so………😢 um anyway so yeah he kinda really sucks here but hes so sexy and beautiful and a hashtag #malemanipulator😂 and reader just kinda takes it cause they're pretty pathetic if im being honest 🙏 (im so sorry but its true) (i quite literally wrote this) anyway DONT deal with people who treat you like shit you deserve better than that 🫵 i also wrote this in like 30 minutes at 1 am and river kept pestering me to sleep so thats cool 😆!

you're not exactly sure what your problem is.

you're not exactly sure what donghyuck's problem is either.

maybe the two of you were simply meant for each other, he's a drunk mess in your house and your a sober mess beside him. although compared to him, your better at keeping yourself in check for long enough that it appears your emotionally stable, hyuck is like.. how would you explain it? a ticking time bomb.

renjun calls him that, he's a disaster waiting to happen, even with how much he tries to put on a stupid calm act. yeah, he's smart, much smarter than most people give him credit for, but he is also much more impulsive than he likes to say.

case in point, he's absolutely wasted in your home right now, whining about some stupid thing his seventh fling said or something.

he's absolutely reckless.

the two of you have been a bit.. off for the past few weeks, your very aware that donghyuck is messing with different people, probably trying to get you out of his head after you two yelled at each other like there was no tomorrow.

he just always seems to find his way back to your house, even after all the times you try to turn him away, he always slides his way back into your life, one way or another.

and you always just let him.

you now realize how you seem like a pushover. wow, chenle actually wasn't wrong for once.

your frustrated, he just decides to waltz into your house, after two weeks of ignoring your messages and going around with other people, messing around with other people, staying over at their houses, pretending that you didn't exist, he always thinks he can just get his way.

it's not like you two are dating or anything..

but you hate that it hurts.

"okay— stop screaming" you put your hands up, but donghyuck doesn't stop talking, just lowering the volume of his voice, he just continues talking faster. you close your eyes, taking a deep breath, sometimes you feel more like his mom than his 'friend that's more than a friend but not his partner'.

"donghyuck, you need to— be quiet" you say, you somehow find yourself walking towards him and place your hands onto his shoulders. he has to look up at you to glare at you, and you almost laugh at the fact, you always teased him about it before, but right now he's glaring at you, a look he's shared with you at only certain occasions.

"don't tell me what to do".

"you're in my house!"

"well where else am i supposed to go, y/n? your the one who opened the fucking door anyway!" he retorts, still glaring at you like before. he's not crazy drunk to the point that he's stumbling over his words and talking like a crazy person, but he's also not that sober either.

not like you don't have so many more other people willing to drop down on their knees for you, why don't you just go to any of their houses instead?

that's what you want to say, the words rest on your tongue, itching to escape your lips so you can finally talk about what's been bothering you all this time.

you two aren't dating, you aren't exclusive to each other, your not.. an "item" or whatever, you two just both found something you could use to your advantage, and it's not like there were any rules when it came to you two, you guys had no control over what the other did with other people.

you have no right to be jealous.

so you refrain from saying that, instead biting your tongue and choosing the first thing that comes to your mind. "i didn't let you in, i opened the door, and you stormed into my house, and now you refuse to get out!"

"you're just such a little— bitch".

you'd kiss him if he wasn't being so aggressive at the moment, you can't say that he didn't look absolutely.. well— irresistible in a sense. if you weren't so stubborn, you probably would've pounced on him already.

but you stand your ground.

for once he can't get his way, you'll make sure of it.

"actually, i know what your deal is!" he shouts, accusingly, he walks up to you and points his finger directly in your face. his expression is a mix of pissed off and absolutely smitten, as if he's in love with you and wants to punch you in the face at the same time.

"oh yeah? enlighten me?"

"you're in love with me".

donghyuck leans close to your face when he says it, spitting out the words like they're poisonous, it's like he knows just how much you feel, like he's taking apart the thoughts that have been constantly plaguing your mind one by one.

you laugh, true words, but your not gonna let him know that. you allow your expression to become one of humor, and you raise an eyebrow. "i'm in love with you? please, get over yourself".

donghyuck doesn't falter. "you're just so bothered by the fact that i'm in someone else's bed, that i don't parade around you all the time, you always say you don't mind than get so sad when i'm not giving you a hundred percent attention, you whine like a baby when i'm not here for just a minute".

his tone is a teasing one, he's making fun of you, like he's about to jump at you and destroy all that you love. he wants to see you break, he wants to see you give in, wants to watch as you slowly melt and encapsulate his words, digest them, he wants you to feel every single letter that comes out of his mouth.

it's like he almost finds you funny, in a sense—

but your not that easy to break, so you just let out yet another bitter chuckle. "okay then mr. know it all, why don't you sit down and let me help you sober up?"

"your a coward".

you grit your teeth, he just won't stop fucking talking will he? he just keeps going on and on and on and on, at this point your considering pulling out the duct tape above your cupboard and shutting him up for good, but instead you close your eyes and sigh.

"why is it so hard to say, y/n? are you really that afraid of commitment that the best you can do is friends that occasionally mess around with each other?"

"donghyuck" you drag your teeth against each other. "if you don't shut up i swear to god i'm throwing you out of this house and making you sleep in the freezing cold".

it's an actual threat, not an empty one, donghyuck knows you well enough that he can tell the difference. so, stubbornly, he sits down, arms crossed over his chest.

your not sure why you always end up taking care of him, he didn't ask for you to, he just wanted to stupidly sulk on your couch, attempting to "calm" his mind after he screamed at you, staying silent after he basically read out all your inner most thoughts to you, like he just reached into your mind and pulled out all the things you'd been thinking.

"you always get so talkative when you drink".

you've gotten much used to ignoring how much you hurt when donghyuck yells at you, it's all become a little thing between you two, you argue, you sleep with each other, you forget it the next day, then go exactly back to that.

it's not healthy for either of you, clearly, it's more of destroying you than anything, but you don't even try to negotiate with him, just let him sit there as you contemplate, standing at your kitchen counter.

"i hate you" you mutter, instinctively cracking your knuckles as you say those words.

and yeah— maybe you do say that,

but your always gonna end up right beside him in the end.

#lee donghyuck #haechan #lee haechan #nct #nct 127 #nct dream #nct imagines #nct drabbles #nct scenarios #haechan imagines #haechan drabbles #haechan scenarios #lee donghyuck x reader #lee donghyuck x male reader #haechan x reader #haechan x male reader #𑁍 ࣪˖ 𓂃 isa's works!

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foxxology · 5 months

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Me (oh how innocent and unsuspecting): Oh hey it spreads update! I'm gonna read it!!

Me after 😢: [GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] “DEAR GOD” [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [CRYING] “WAAAH WAAAH” “SHUT THAT DAMN BABY UP” [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING NOISES] [YELLING] [FLAT LINE]

whaaaaaaat i dont know what youre talking about! it was a totally normal update :)

#foxx just got a letter #it spreads talk #glad you liked it!

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chaosandsuns · 2 years

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I’d LOVE prompt number 34 with Jonathan as a hopeless single dad and reader as Ava’s babysitter YOUR WRITING GIVES ME LIFE ILY <3

"how have you survived this long by yourself?"

Johnathan and Ava's babysitter

Johnathan Levy x Reader, no gender mentions apart from being called mommy once (not by Johnathan 😢)

Fluffy! Soft, first kiss into heated makeout sesh, kidfic (kinda)

34: "how have you survived this long by yourself?"

A.n.- not beta'd! Any mistakes are very much mine.

Johnathan walked through the door, hearing your singing drifting lazily towards the entry way from the living room, a disney song, probably one of the movies ava keeps asking to watch on repeat.

Walking into the hall, he watched you both sitting on the floor, with Ava between your legs and you brushing her hair, surrounded by dolls and plushies thrown about, still singing the same song...

"Make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine" you sing out, humming along to the nonexistant melody, Ava humming with you slightly out of tune as you start braiding her hair.

He jumps at the sudden squeak of the toy he stepped on, unaware he was growing closer to the both of you, lured by the enchanting singing.

You and Ava both look up suddenly, startled by the sudden interruption and you watch Johnathan's face flush as he sheepishly smiles, looking like a kid caught with their hand in the cookie jar.

"Oh hey, Mr. Levi! You are kinda early today, everything alright?"

"Hi! Yeah! And none of that Mr. Levi stuff, youve been babysitting Ava for 2 years now! We are way past that point" he says with a smile.

You finish braiding ava's hair quickly while she struggles to get up and run to her dad.

"DADDY!! I missed you!" She yells and hugs him as he picks her up and twirls her around, both of them laughing.

"Hey kiddo, I missed you loads aswell! How was your day? Were you being good?" He asks as he sat her down, bending down to be on eye level with her, smiling widely.

"Yes, daddy, OFCOURSE I was behaving! Im not 6 anymore!" Ava says, rolling her eyes in exasperation. So much sass in such a little body, who knew 7 year olds were this brutal! "We went to the park and played for HOURS and then we went to get ICE CREAM!!! And we got TWO SCOOPS EACH! It was so awesome!!" Ava smiled, laughing when Johnathan tickled her with a mischievous smile.

"Then we came home and watched tangled 3 times!! And then we played a bit and ate dinner and I took a bath with bubbles and then she braided my hair while singing rapunzel's song!!!" She kept gushing with excitment.

Johnathan looked up at you who stood there with crossed arms, just watching the interaction with a fond smile. "Wow, that does sound like a very fun day!" Johnathan said, still looking at you, smiling softly.

"Alright, Ava, bedtime!" You tell her, making her pout. "But daddy just came home!!"

"Its okay bean, Ill put you to bed and you can tell me all the details about what you did today, okay?" He said, hoping to get Ava to comply. "Alright daddy, lets go!" She said, taking his hand and dragging him to the bedroom.

"Dont leave yet?" Johnathan says, looking over his shoulder at you. You smile and nod "I wont, dont worry".

You start tidying up the living room and picking up all the dolls, plushies and toys strewn about when you hear laughter from the bedroom, both of them laughing about one thing or another loudly, the melodic aound making you smile softly.

A few minutes go by and you start hearing soft singing, a lullaby you didnt recognize, Johnathan's singing. Smiling, you slowly creep next to the door, listening to the soft melody.

You jolt aware when the melody stops, realising youve stood there for a few minutes, emberassed you go and sit on the couch to wait.

Johnathan comes out of the room, "she's asleep", he whispers, creeping closer to you.

"Would you like something to drink? Coffee or something stronger?" He asks once he's far enough from the bedroom door to not interrupt Ava.

"Just coffee, thanks, I still need to drive home" you say, looking at the clock. 8PM, not as late as you expected! Might be able to relax and watch a few episodes from a show before needing to go to sleep.

"There you go", he comes back with the two coffee cups and sits to the left of you on the couch, turning slightly to face you.

Taking a sip, you hum pleasantly, "You remembered how I take my coffee?"

"Of-course I did!" He smiles a small warm smile, looking down at his cup in... Embarassement?

"Well, this is perfect. Thank you, thats very kind of you", you say, hoping to make him feel less flustured about the whole ordeal, smiling warmly up at him, as he beams back at your comment, seemingly relieved.

"So, Ava couldnt stop talking about how much youve done today with her! Park and ice-cream with TWO SCOOPS? You are spoiling her lately."

"No, not spoiling, just taking her out for a fun girls day, you know? She deserves them once in a while, she is doing great at school so far and she's just really a great kid" you say, staring off and smiling softly as you reminisce over the memories of the day. She looked so happy and her eyes practically had stars bursting out of them at the mention of two scoops of ice-cream after the fun time at the park, and she nearly cried from happiness when she realised you knew all the words to the tangled songs.

"You know, I never had time to do that with her. After the divorce it was always just working and writing and trying to keep a head afloat, which was easier when I was just writing papers since I could do it from home but now that im teaching classes again... Im just really happy she atleast has you" he says, casting his eyes down, sheepish at seemingly not providing enough to his daughter. "It was just such a mess at work today and then I finally managed to get everything together and they had me fill in for a different professor so I couldnt go pick her up from school- what Im trying to say is that we are both grateful for you." He says, looking softly at you.

You laugh, trying to brush off the blush raising in your cheeks at his intense gaze. "how have you survived this long by yourself?" You say, jokingly, as he leans into your space more and more, gaze slowly turning into.. something more?? Does he know?

Yeah you have had a crush on Johnathan Levy since you saw the man. Anyone who doesnt is crazy, in your opinion. He wasnt only a walking adonis, carved by god himself like a marble statue, but still soft and round around the edges, not sharp enough to cut, but he was also intelligent, charming and kind. And seeing him with Ava was the last nail in the coffin.

He looks at the kid like she is his whole world, the same way he looking at your right now, with his ruffled hair and his shirt slightly open to reveal that gorgeous neck that you would very much want to taste- and you are ogling the man as he is smirking at you, seemingly aware of his affect on you. Oh no, did he say something and you didnt notice?

"What?" You ask, face heated and surely by now you look like a tomato.

"I said", he leans in, smiling smugly, holding your face in his palm, slowly entering your personal space as your eyes widen 'oh my god this is happening oh god oh god', he stops just a hair's breath away from face. "That I didnt", he whispers, the air hitting your face softly as your eyes flicker back and forth from his lips to his eyes as he does the same. "Oh fuck it" you say and grab his face, kissing him hard and its everything youve ever dreamt about. His lips are as soft and his beard even softer then you ever taught possible. His sharp inhale makes your stomach twist as he grabs the back of your head and tilts it just so and you are sure you've died and went to heaven because a kiss shouldnt feel that good and- oh god thats a tongue oh fuck that man is sure to kill you if you werent dead already.

Opening your mouth slightly, his tongue twisted into your mouth and you have no idea what he just did but that sent shivers down your back and a soft moan escapes your lips. He slid one hand down to your lower back, the other still on your nape, playing with the hairs there as he turns even more on the sofa and slides a hand under your shirt, your own hands frantic, sliding in his hair and tugging softly, earning a deep groan, the other untucking his shirt from his pants and touching the expanse of skin uncovered there that you want to taste for so long and-

"Daddy?"

You both jump apart like you were burnt, Johnathan's glasses askew on his face, hair mussed and you surely look as wrecked if not more.

He keeps his face close to yours, smiling sheepishly, "Hey Kiddo, You okay?" He breaths out, chuckling softly like a teenager caught making out with their girlfriend by his mom bursting into the room.

He looks at your eyes before leaning left, looking at Ava, still not taking his hands off your body. "Whats up, bean? Had a nightmare?" He asks, smiling softly at her as you sit there mortified at what just happened.

You just kissed Johnathan Levy. The Hot Dad™ that you kept telling your friends about. And then the kid who you babysit walked in on you, probably because you were too loud.

That was too much to process and you stared off, looking down at your hands as you sit there and then notice the very obvious bulge in Johnathan's pants and Oh god you just made out with him and he liked it. A lot, from what it looks like.

"Yeah. I dreamt someone came to the house to hurt you" Ava said, sniffling, shocking you out of the deep dark and filthy place of your brain and into soft babysitter mode as you turned around to face her and stood up, walking over and hugging her tightly.

"Its okay, Avey, Its fine. Im here and I wont let anyone hurt your dad. I promise." You say softly, turning and smiling at Johnathan that looked very much shocked at your promise, eyes creased and oh no you made him and his daughter cry, this isnt going as planned!! Abort! Abort!

Johnathan seemingly breaks from his shock at the panic dawning on your face, smiling reassuredly.

You turn back to Ava, picking her up. "How about we go back to bed, and Ill stay with you until you fall asleep again, yeah?" You say, walking with her towards her room, not risking a look back again.

Ava nods against your shoulder, hugging her bunny tightly against you, still sniffling a bit.

You put Ava down on the bed, pushing hairs out of her face and covering her with her blanket again, tucking her in.

"You wanna tell me about the nightmare? Or do you want to talk about something else?" You ask, hoping to be of emotional support to her.

"I dont want to talk about the nightmare, its still scary, but were you and daddy kissing?" She asked without any shame as your face turned completely red.

"I- yeah. We were. Is that okay?" You ask, waiting with baited breath for her answer.

"Yes, thats okay. Does that mean you are going to be my new mommy? Are you gonna marry daddy? I think he will like it very much, he doesnt stop asking about you and he talks about you all the time" she says, then whispered conspiratorially "I think he likes you".

Your face burnt bright red at the thought of having Johnathan as your husband, knowing you will very much like that.

"I will need to ask your dad about that. For now thats a no on being your new mommy but I promise I will let you know if it changes, okay?" You smile and kiss her forehead.

"Okay, I trust you." Ava says sleepily, already half asleep.

You wait until you are sure that Ava is completely asleep before tip-toeing outside the room, and finding Johnathan standing in the middle of the living room, pacing back and forth, wringing his hands.

"Hey" you say softly, and he startles before seeing its you and relaxing a bit more.

"Hey!" He says, a bit loudly, looking very anxious. "So I uh, Im sorry I sort of jumped you I just really like you and I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me sometime but if not thats okay and if you have to stop babysitting Ava because now things are awkward thats okay too and I-" is all he manages to say before you walk up to him and shut him up with a kiss.

He relaxes into the kiss, nearly turning to putty in your hands when you step back and say "I would love to go on a date with you, Mr. Levi."

"You know, you really should stop calling me that, we have just made out on the couch a few minutes ago", he chuckles softly.

"Ava just asked me if I was going to be her new mommy" you say, putting your hands around his neck as he puts his hands around your lower back.

"Yeah? And what did you tell her?" He says lowly, leaning close to your face.

"That I dont think we are quite there yet, but the direction sure looks hopeful" you smile, Johanathan smiling back and pulling you in for another heavenly kiss.

"She also said you talk about me alot" you chuckle.

"Well, about that-"

#chaos rambles #johnathan levy #Johnathan Levy x reader #johnathan levy x reader #the hot dad ™#scenes from a marriage

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viridousl · 1 year

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Time Travel Percy Chapter 2 End Notes (since i seem to be putting little meme quote things at the end notes of each chapter that summarize said chapter) be like: Percy: What if I'm a Slytherin?! This will affect the timeline I think. Xenophilius Lovegood: Something is wrong about that little boy over there. His aura is fucking garbage. Luna: How dare you Daddy. Leave his fucked up aura out of this.

I love those tout population memes but i dont think Percy is actually going into Slytherin he's just worried about it _______________________________

Luna: you are like a flower to me <3 Percy, not listening: uh huh thats great Luna

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Percy: Haha wow I acted just like I would when I was 16! This time travel shit easy.

Arthur, in tears because his eleven year old just yelled at him like an angsty teen: My 11 year old just accused me of loving his brothers more than him. How do I convince him that I love him too? My boy who wants to be like me when he grows up and joins the Ministry. My baby boy is going to go off to magic boarding school thinking that I don't love him 😢

#time travel percy #percy weasley #luna lovegood

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 2 years

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The Haikyuu Boys Helping You Cope with a Loss

Nekoma x GN reader; Karasuno x GN reader; Fukurodani x GN reader

Warnings: mentions of death/loss

AN: This is an Anon request!

🌠 Please Like, Reblog and/or Share to help support my writing 🌠

Nekoma

The "will bend over backwards to support you in any way" squad

Seriously these kings are so supportive of their precious manager

Like they are just so happy to have you that they will do anything to keep you 🥺

So when they hear you lost a loved one, they will literally do whatever they can to help

First off, they will notice your change in deminer right away

Kuroo and Yamamoto have YN senses 🤚🏻

Tell me I'm wrong? I'm definitely not 😅

When you walk into, it's like the air shifts and Kuroos head snaps in your directions

"YN what's wrong? Did someone hurt you?"- Kuroo, willing to risk jail time for you

"YN istg I'll avenge you! Just point in the right direction"- Yamamoto

Please Kai come contain them

"YN are you ok?"- Kai the only calm one

"Yeah what did Lev do knoe?"- Yaku, always assuming it's Lev 😂

"I DIDNT DO ANYTHING YAKU!"- Lev, now yelling

Well this is going great

I'll be honestky, they probably make you smile YN 😊

"No, I just found out my ____ passed away"- you, on the verge of tears again 😪

"Oh YN! We are so sorry"- Kai, pulling you into a hug

Side note: Kai keeps mental tabs on everyone's form of comfort

This man is a boundaries and consent master 👏🏻

"It's ok"- you, clearly not ok

"YN, what can we do to help you?"- Kenma

Yes Kenma! Please he's supportive in a crisis and everyone knows it

"I dont- I don't know! I just miss them so much"- you, now full out sobbing 😭

Kuroo will call practice for the day and lead you to sit down and talk

"Would you like to tell us about them YN?"- Kuroo

You nod and tell them

Please these boys will sit and listen to you as long as they possibly can

After you start to feel a little better, Yamamoto will ask if you want to go get something to eat

You agree and get ready to go

Unfortunately for you, Nekoma is Nekoma and the Yaku-Kuroo drama starts

"There's a really great fish place down the way. Fish is an excellent source of protein which will help lift your spirits YN"- Kuroo

"Again with the fish 🙄 God how old are you?"- Yaku

😐😐😐

It's a good thing you love these boys YN 💜

Karasuno

Daichi, Suga, Asahi, Ennoshita and Kiyoko are going to be the most supportive

The rest are mainly comic relief 😅

It's not that they don't understand loss but they will struggle more with comforting you

When you walk into the volleyball gym in tears, Noya and Tanaka are on you like a fly on flystrip

"Yn what's wrong?"- Noya

"Yn who do I need to beat up?"- Tanaka

"Alright you two idiots, that's enough"- Daichi

"Whats wrong YN?"- Kiyoko

"My _____ passed away this morning and I'm really struggling"- you, crying and trying to maintain control

Say less YN ✋️

"Come on YN let's go sit down"- Kiyoko, leading you to a chair with Suga and Asahi right behind him

Dadchi has to deal with the idiots first then he will come 🤗

"Yn what can we do to help?"- Kiyoko

"Whatever you need, we are here for you"- Suga

"Can I have a hug?"- you 🥺

Again, say less Asahi will full on bear hug you

Tanaka and Noya are SO jealous but they will let it side

Their precious YN is in pain 😢

"Would you like to go home YN?"- Daichi now joining the group

"No, I think I'd like to stay. You guys always cheer me up"- you begin so sweet

"Did you hear that?? YN loves us"

Actual footage of their excitement 👇🏻

Please Ennoshita, smack them

Say less 🤚🏻

"YN said we cheer them up so stop acting like dumbasses!"- Ennoshita

You laugh 🤣

Tanka and Noya Faint 💀

Things are looking up 😊

Fukurodani

Akaashi ✋️

Need I say more? No

He's a total empath and can sense it the moment you walk through the door

You come in, not crying just sad

His head whips to you and his eyes narrow ok you 😐😑

Bokuto is jumping around per the usual and he's so excited to see you

Akaashi approaches you to see you've been crying

"YN are you ok?"- Akaashi

The rest of the team (aside from Bokuto) looks to see what's wrong

"I lost my ____ today"- you, extremely sad

"Oh YN I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you?"- Akaashi

"Actually, if you don't mind, I think I might head home. I'm just not in the mood to deal with practice"- You, being logical

Let's face it, your mood directly affects Bokuto and you know it

"Of course YN! Take all the time you need"- Washio, another super supportive member

"Text me when you get home ok YN"- Akaashi

You smile and walk out

Now Bokuto sees you leave and he's so confused

"Where did YN go?"- Bokuto

"Yn lost a loved one Bokuto. They need to go home"- Akaashi

Now Bokuto is going to get super upset because your upset

But never fear, Akaashi had an idea 💡

"How about after practice, we take YN something?"- Akaashi, knowing fully well that this is more for Bokuto than you

But he knows you'll appreciate it anyways 😊

"Like food? Or flowers? Or a card? Oh my god we have to finish practice!"- Bokuto, taking off running

Please he won't want to stay late tonight

When they arrive at your place, Akaashi will have to remind Bokuto why they are there

When you answer you are greeted with the softest "Hey hey hey YN" followed by a Bokuto sized hug 🥺

"Hey Bokuto, Akaashi"- you

"We bought you stuff to cheer you up YN"- Bokuto literally throwing the stuff in your hands

"You guys 🥺 thank you"- you, probably ready to cry again

"We love you YN and we want you to feel better"- Akaashi, with his precious smile

"Would you like to come in?"- You being nice

"Like into your house?"- Bokuto

"Where else?"- you 🤨

"AHHH WE'D LOVE TOO"- Bokuto, blazong past you

Please that happy boy will bring you so much joy in your touch times YN 💜

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empty-blog-for-lurking · 3 months

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For the character list post; Pidge?

I’ve read your thoughts on the other members of team Voltron but I don’t think I’ve seen anything of Pidge. Could be wrong and I just don’t remember 😅

Pidge!! Going to be real i have a lot of mixed feelings about her. Like when i started watching vld she was my favourite but over time she started to bore me, and now i barely think about her

favorite thing about them-

Early seasons Pidge was such an interesting character! Like she was desperate girl who wanted to save her family, she was secretive lone-wolf who barely got along with anyone, she had severe foot-in-mouth disease, she was insecure and rambly and over thought a lot, she still cared. She had so much potential to be so much, I miss her ☹️

least favorite thing about them

Has same problems Keith has, as in she is a writers pet so can never be wrong and everyone must hail her as The Best, kinda just stops developing after finding her brother and ends up being a plot device and her constantly putting Lance down was getting annoying

favorite line

I am so sorry i cant remember any lines right now, but i did love the love the fountain scene, y'know the one <33

BrOTP

S1 Shiro and Pidge beloved <333, garrison trio, also Allura and Pidge had so much potential as well

OTP

I am mostly ehh towards her nowadays so i dont have one

nOTP

Same reason as above i dont really have one

Random headcanon

Loves fairy lights, specifically those yellow ones. Gets cold very easily

unpopular opinion

They should have killed Sam Holt, i dont hate him or anything but they should have killed him. Like vld eps moaned so much about how they wanted to write a "Tragedy" about "war" and yet missed out on a golden opportunity. Unreal

I personally dont think Keith and Pidge would have get along. And the reason is that they are too similar. Like i said Pidge has canon foot-in-mouth disease, and Keith can be extremely sensitive especially about certain topics. Keith was also hypocritical in how he yelled at Pidge for wanting to leave the team to save her family, only to ditch team later on repeatedly to the point they almost got killed. Plus neither of them are emotionally mature enough to understand they are similar and the other person is going through the same things they are. Sometimes same people repel each other

song i associate with them

Whatever it takes by Imagine Dragons is all i can think of right now

favorite picture of them

There's another pic of her being starry eyed i really liked but i cant find it anymore 🥺😢

Thank you for the ask!!!!!!!!!

#empty answers #ask game #But yeah she (like others) had a lot of potential but sadly canon did That #She still got a better deal (being a white character and LM's favourite) though it end up being her character getting stagnated #So yeah #Again thank you so much for asking!!!!

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bestiehaver3000 · 6 months

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😢 WEH WEH KITY YELLED AT ME

its gonna happen again if you dont piss off

#ask #☕#f/ovember

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biolums · 1 year

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camellia and taro 💕🪴

CHRIS 😢☹️ iluuuuuuuuuu

camellia: what were you like when you were younger? do you think you’ve changed a lot?

ummmm honesty. like i was a just a quiet kid. i had a lot going on and i wasnt going through the worst stuff so i just kept my head down and like.. masked for my entire childhood? i dont remember a lot before shit hit the fan but it sounds like back then i was like. just an undiagnosed autistic kid lol.. i do think ive changed a lot and its hard to say what was me “coming out of my shell” and unmasking and what was me getting on meds and not living with. unmedicated depression and stuff idk. im a very different person but i also think im definitely still that quiet kid who stayed in the background so the bigger issues could get solved. why am i making myself sound like a martyr ew no like. idk im not exaggerating i swear cidksjfjfkcjgigdjjd most of my childhood one of my siblings (first my brother then my soster) were institutionalized or dealing with heavy mental health issues so i just…… waited my turn to have mine? ABAHSIFKDJSJFJF idk

taro: if someone called you right now to catch up, what’re the things you’d tell them about?

omg that my roommates bed broke last night… also that my financial aid finally went through and now i can finally stop dealing with it.. and that i have sooooo much work rn its horrible. i would also talk about the sound but like. i havent even listened yet im too scared i dont like not liking things 😢

ALSO THAT PPL GAVE BEEN YELLING ALL NIGHT ON MY STREET AS THEY WALK I HATE COLLEGE TOWNS WHY DO I LIVE HERE

#dishing out some real jace lore today….#not to be a people pleaser but what kind of dick would i have been if my family was going through that and i said no wait! me too ✋#like…. i can wait its ok #and you know what ‼️ i never got institutionalized soooooo. thats a win for me :)#ill be damned but ive seen where my siblings were institutionalized and im not making the same mistakes they did ‼️ (were honest)#JASJDKCODOSJFJDISJDJCKDDJ #dear god i feel like. freud would have a field day with this post. hiiii siggy do u think i stopped aging as a child.#i gotta stop talking im making my case worse.#ILU CHRIS I NEED TO BE MORE ACTIVE IN THE GC I MISS U GUYS :((#i dont even know how inactive i am but it feels like i never have time to talk :(#asks

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theficblog · 2 years

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renjun is a saint wdym 🤨

And ew haechan 🤢 i'll just keep saying he's older until he loses his voice yelling at me or something

Amd shotaro is kinda a saint but i have a feeking it depends on who he's with 👀 like throw him to Yuta and he's a literal child wanting to home but then u lump him with the rest of 00liners and he's suddenly a yakuza's son or something like damn

And jeno and jaemin 😡 those two are dangerous for real

Well, right, Renjun is the saint i am never fighting like that boy is into conspiracy theories and stuff you never know what he is thinking. Plus fighting him means fighting the rest of them too.. risky..

Haechan 😭😭😭 at some point he would surrender or loose itself..stay tuned everybody 😉

Next, Shotaro.. you already explained it so perfectly i dont need to add more 🦦💕

And.. Jaemin and Jeno.. well they wont really harm unless one sticks his ass out out of nowhere and the other ones walks around the streets on new york with his abs and boobs on show.. okay agreed, that could be pretty dangerous.. 😐💖😭😢

#ash #renjun #haechan #shotaro #jeno #jaemin #lmaooo idk what i am thinking anymore #but well shotaro again i cant agree more #ash vs haechan continues

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idyllic-affections · 7 months

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🌻 I SEE LOONA SPOTTED HI HELLO my bias is hyeju and im a proud owner of pink hat vivi photocard btw. ok orbit fangirl over AHAJSHSHD

so many new questions...... omg... its always a surprise when i say that i love venti the most HAHA i just rarely talk about him but i WILL be the first one to defend him from anyone.

my favorite artists... mitski. um iron maiden. um plenty of kpop groups that would take way too long to write down. yeah. i listen to anything that sounds cool! honestly ill probably listen to polish rap and american country if i somehow find a song that sounds acceptable to me... yk i can listen to literal yelling and noises and do fine, i really dont care about what im listening as long as i like it HASHSD

my favorite manga is jshk... my friend introduced me to it... sometime around picture perfect arc. i remember being very pissed at hanako and i remember making all kind of theories about the brothers and wow yeah. rly like it. i love how nene and hanako are doomed HARD by the narrative and i worry they wont have a good ending </3 while i dont read manhwas simply because im picky, i do enjoy all that historical so i probably would enjoy historical manhwas!! might start reading them one day

as for books i dont remember and rarely read physical books because i just find it hard on my arms and back 😢 and i dont sadly have like. an ebook reader. been lately thinking about continuing svsss vol. 2 tho. i still like books and movies the most out of medias. and musicals. i love musicals omg!! they are so cool

and my fav animals? foxes. just. just foxes. yeah. thank u

for the life of me, i cannot remember which anon mentioned loona HELPSLP but i hope that anon sees this!!!!!! i think it's very. ool how so many of my anons seem to have shared interests <3

YEAHHHH aphelion and 🌻 anon the venti defenders real and true!!!!

so valid btw my playlist is an blend of genres. it's hard to describe my music taste because my playlist is really just a collection of songs i like. i don't really pay attention to the genre AKSJKFJSKSFJF

THE PICTURE PERFECT ARC GOD. i was also mad at hanako if it's any consolation! they are SOOOO tragically doomed by the narrative....

foxes are so silly they are also on my list of favorites!! such silly little guys.

#aphelion replies: 🌻 anon 🌸#my anons getting along is my favorite thing ever <3

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bishiglomper · 2 years

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We had a party at Pizza Ranch for the niece getting her GED. It was lovely. It was family plus our family friend and her husband.

I got her 3 of those gatcha-like balls of those mini brands. She bought some once. Spent like 100 bucks on them. 😳

I think they were her item of the night because she had fun opening them. Mom handed her 20 bucks to go buy more because they're actually on sale atm. She told her boyfriend they were going to gamestop now for some balls. 😁

She made a snowman out of mashed potatoes. I dont know what she used for the nose and arms but it was a very nice snowman. Which she ate in one bite.

She was yelling at people for something. Then shes like "(Bishiglomper)! Open your mouth!"

Like ??? I'm sitting like 2 tables away with our family friends. She wanted to throw a ball of mashed potatoes into someone's mouth.

As far as inappropriate play at a restaurant, I thought it was pretty low risk and fun so I complied. 😂 I caught it! It was great.

Speaking of bad influences. I was telling my friend about my try with a vape. I was trying to speak quietly because my aunt and uncle were at a table across from us. I did see auntie listening in tho. 👀

When family friend gave her the gift basket she made she said that her late husband would have been so proud.

They only spoke a few times. We werent close with him but one of the only things they talked about was her intentions for college. So it hit a nerve and they teared up together.

Then later when we were finishing up mom started tearing up. Of course I knew she was thinking about grandma's feelings on the baby graduating... (I think today is the anniversary of her death..I didn't want to ask)

But when mom voiced why she was teary, niece slammed the card she had in her hand down and was like "damnit." starts tearing. "Fuck you." 👈

😢😂

Afterward we went to walmart. Where we found cute short cotton plaid overalls. They were not our size (half a size too small?) but for some reason I felt like i needed to try it on. Which is weird because im usually too self concious to stick my fat gut into a one piece. Especially something form fitting. 🤔

But it fit and the best suprise? The front was like a skort, so there was a flap over the belly! I didnt notice until then! So it didnt make me self concious! Yuss! So i got my sister one too. 😂 We were adorable.

My sister said her hubby would get her this sexy police woman costume. We found the hat and bought it thinking if she showed him her wearing the hat it would help entice him to get it sooner. 👀😏

The funny part is, as we were telling him this, he takes the hat from his wife's head and sticks it on my head. I'm just side eyeing my sister like 😳👀 you see what he just did?

So yeah, fun night, fun night.

#long post #just rambling

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