#Die Hard 3

[90smovies]

#Die Hard 3 #Die Hard with a Vengeance #Bruce Willis #John McClane #John McTiernan #Jonathan Hensleigh #Roderick Thorp #90s

[crazysleepydreams]

Tony: You know you can die from that, right?

Hans: [smoking a cigarette] That’s the point.

Simon: [drinking alcohol] We’re trying to speed this up.

Karl: [Eating raw cookie dough and nodding]

#misquote die hard #random post #die hard #hans gruber #die hard 3 #simon gruber #alan rickman #Tony Vreski #Karl Vreski #somehow I can see this happening #johannes gruber #random though of the day #really random

[vertigoartgore]

Die Hard with a Vengeance's John McClane by Akira Toriyama.

#akira toriyama #john mcclane #die hard #die hard 3 #die hard with a vengeance #NY cop #bruce willis #christmas #summer #gruber family #90's #90s #1990s #barefoot #badass #funny #dr slump #dragon ball #manga #cool #action hero

[talaraleya]

I am shamelessly objectifying him and I don't plan on stopping.

#jeremy irons #die hard 3 #the arms #the shoulders #the looks #he is the best villain

[comfortfoodcontent]

#die hard #die hard 3 #die hard with a vengeance #bruce willis #movie screencaps #90s #90's #1990's #new york city #nyc #90's vibes

[jeandejard3n]

Die Hard: Nakatomi Plaza

#die hard #die hard 2 #die hard 3 #die hard 4 #die hard 5 #die hard 6 #die hard 7 #die hard with a vengeance #die hard trilogy #die hard dice #john mctiernan #john mcclane #bruce willis #hans gruber #nakatomi plaza #nakatomi building #nakatomi hotel #Youtube

[firespirited]

Continuing the Die Hard watchathon:

Die Hard 3: the one with Samuel L. Jackson. watched in two parts because I used up that day's spare time/energy bleaching my hair.

Sam Jackson makes for a fantastic addition as the Everyman drawn into the chaos and rightfully wary of white police. The banter has not aged well because Zeus is 100% right and shouldn't have to explain but the chemistry is impeccable and brings freshness to the franchise.

Die Hard 4: the one with Justin Long. whose agent must have had so much dirt on Hollywood to get him all those juicy roles. I'm not saying he's bad, i've actually sought out some of his work. It's just quite something that, for about five years there, a non-jacked more comedic-leaning actor most known as the trekkie from Galaxy Quest managed to get 'it guy' status for a while. This one's got a bunch of h4rdc0re cyber-crimes with green/blue filter and hackers using blackberry-like devices (rule of thumb for y2k writing about tech: flash drive for raw files, clunky laptop if you want any processing power). I did appreciate that the power station's system looked like a windows 3.11 program: that tracks. Seeing Kevin Smith made me go "oh nice, I hope we get some real behind-the-scenes commentary".

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So here my spicy take on the Die Hard franchise:

I didn't really enjoy the way the first one ended, I enjoyed 2 (airport edition) just as much as 3 (Wall Street) and 4 (cyber).

2, 3 and 4 are all *equally* silly and fun. Stealing Wall Street with gold bars or haxxored financial records from a super duper special vault seemed equally stupid to me. The one motive that did make sense was that Jeremy Irons' crew were partly sponsored to create chaos on the global markets.

The suspension of disbelief required to accept you can survive explosions in tunnels and car wrecks is the same as fighter jets hovering under bridges and throwing a car at a helicopter IMHO.

It was harder to believe Maggie Q would ever quietly take orders from Timothy Olyphant (he looks rough without facial hair).

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Fun fact: it wasn't called Die Hard in France until the fourth film. The first 3 were known as the John McClane saga:

Crystal trap,

58 minutes to live,

A day in hell (Walk or snuff it in Quebec)

Die Hard 4: Return to hell. (Live hard or snuff it in Quebec)

Die Hard 5: Beautiful day to die (Beautiful day to snuff it in Quebec)

#saf #movie reviews #die hard 3 #die hard 4

[lonelycatsblog]

currently watching die hard 3 with my family and scrolling on tumblr/poshmark

#thats all i have to say #thank you for coming to my ted talk #die hard #die hard 3

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton teaches Vanessa the first rule of FNAF

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #william afton #springtrap #spring bonnie #fnaf #sister location #fnaf 3 #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Vanessa gonna learn it’s real hard to get rid of her dad actually #Michael knows #Michael knows all too well how much William can’t die #he’ll help Vanessa though to get rid of him 🙏🏾

[beybuniki]

they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

#DONT COMMENT ON THE BACKGROUND I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW #anyway this is day 1. they take a bus. the bakugo household has fishing gear so ´deku is wearing bakugo's onesoe (?) and bakugo is wearing #his dad's. and notices he has grown :') #anyway they take a BUS and don't feel like doing this at all it's awkward for so many reason #also trying to relax after everything is neurologically just really hard they might be hyperivgilant dik #and there's so much they never got to unpack bnut they have to and they have to start somewhere and with someone #deku makes that flower crown while bakugo preps everything and they both look at it and are thrown back into their childhood 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ #and at first they just sit and wait for the bavarian fish to bite (rody should make a cameo tbh) but then bakugo breaks the iceeee. #and he starts with their moms because their moms have been such a stubbron connection between these two :') #and deku answers with the usual 'good :) how's your mom :)?' and to everyone's surprise he actually opens up #and tells deku about his mom's insomnia because she watched her son die (that shit was live streamed tpo 10 bnha tweets btw) #idk i love to think of their moms being a very easy subject to connect through i think it's easier for them that way to be more vulnerablei #and then some fish biteeeeeeeeeeee #but like 3 small ones so they have to gather berries and mushrooms and make stew (dw there's an aldi this is bavaria after all) #but yeah day 1 is a bit weird like it's just them in the woods with no distractions #which is so different from whatever went on during their 1st year of high school #don't read this i will throw up i just need this somewhere this is my public scrapbook #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #the flower crown on their knees makes this a bit homosexual but fishing is always homosexual im not fighting against that #au: #fishing

[alilarxy]

Stephanie has got a gun, tra-la-la-la how fun 🎶

#nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #team starkid #fanart #stephanie lauter #hiii guess who's experiencing starkid brainrot again after 3 years #npmd was genuinely so so good WATCH IT RN #everything about it went so hard i love the characters i love the music oughhh #gotta catch up on nmt now omg #sanesartworks

[praise-suns-and-chill]

Let's be real

In Die Hard 3, Charlie was the MVP

Stayed until the last second in front of a ticking bomb without loosing his nerves

#die hard 3

[crazysleepydreams]

Simon: Hi mom, remember when I said me and Johannes were going to have a calm and normal outing for once?

Mrs.Gruber: Yes....?

Simon: Well, we're in jail now.

Mrs.Gruber: *hangs up*

#die hard 3 #die hard #misquote die hard #simon gruber #mentioned hans Gruber #hans gruber #alan rickman #random post #siblings #sibling love

[yourlocalabomination]

The darkness will spare my soul.

#PLEASE LOOK AT THE RUFFLES #PLEASE APPRECHIATE HOW LONG I SPENT ON THEM #actually please apprechiate all of this because I spent like 3/4 weeks on this bad boy #this piece reminded me why I’m lazy with most of my art because when I actually do detail properly it takes forever #also- idk how to do lighting I’m learning rn do don’t try and deep it too hard ok #anyway I’m out here shoving religious symbolism into my artwork oh look how original #I think grace would be dismayed at the fact this took 6 9 hours- a holy number #grace chasity #grace chastity npmd #grace chastity fanart #npmd #npmd starkid #starkid npmd #npmd fanart #nerdy prudes must die #starkid nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die fanart #starkid #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

[talaraleya]

#those pictures are doing things to me #Jeremy irons #die hard 3 #holy shit #i love the smile #and the eyes #he always has so beautiful eyes

[thechaoticdruid]

AsTaRiOn Is A sUbBy BoTtOm

Hmmm......I don't believe you.

This man is always trying to pin me down.

#Dom Astarion Supremacy #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion x tav #astarion my beloved #astarion x reader #astarion romance #astarion #astarion x karlach #astarion x dark urge #dom astarion #top astarion #i will die on this fucking hill #shitpost #astarion thirst post #Ascended Astarion is hard dom #Spawn Astarion is soft dom #fight me #Dom/switch Astarion Headcanons are acceptable #He is definitely a bossy power bottom #But like you can't convince me he doesn't like Tav being underneath him smh #beneath him if you will