#EE incorrect quotes

[marvels-bitch-boy]

Emerald Eyes: Rekindling the fire

Natasha joining Y/N outside of the bar they went to

Natasha: That was so hot, Y/N.

Y/N: *dusting off after a fight* I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Y/N who looks drunk and drained

Natasha: *admiring him* I'm so in love with you.

#marvel #Emerald Eyes M-B-B #Emerald Eyes Natasha #Emerald Eyes Y/N #ee incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect y/n marvel #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvels black widow #black widow #black widow marvel #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect black widow #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x male!reader #male!reader x natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x male reader #x male reader #marvel x male reader #natasha romanoff x y/n #natasha x y/n #x trans male reader #natasha romanoff x trans male reader #marvel x trans male reader #ftm reader

[fallenorder-incorrectquotes]

Merrin, inviting Cal into her blanket fort: Let’s talk about the paranormal and witchcraft

Cal: Ok!

Cere, dragging Cal out by the foot: NO-

#let him do magic you cowards #source: ll-uu-nn-ee #cal kestis #merrin #nightsister merrin #cere junda #jedi fallen order #star wars jedi fallen order #jedi fallen order incorrect quotes #jedi survivor #jedi survivor incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #greez dritus #bd 1

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JAKE: Yall ever heard of bucees? Ill tell you what i tried it for the first time the other day. Loved it! Didnt think i would but i love bucees. Im a big fan of bucees now. Real friendly place. They told me to come inside i did. Had the time of my life. I actually left for a minute came inside again just as much fun the second time around. Ill be honest ill probably stop for a bucees anytime i see one from now on.

#submission #source: tiktok i think #the joke is that he is pronouncing Buc-ee’s like ‘bussies’ #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jake english #mod terezi #sorry i'm an albany girl bucees is beyond me

[incorrectccrp]

Ted: Dude don't sweat the fact that you got knocked out during phys ed. It happens to the best of us! Pete: Yeah? It happened to you too? Ted: ..... Well, no, but I'm not the best of us.

#incorrect quotes #tgwdlm #ted spankoffski #pete spankoffski #op #goat bros #npmd #source: me #and ivy #i forgot the context but it wasnt applicable so I had to come up with somethin else lol #also had to stretch my brain to remember what yall called P.E. #here we just say the letters: pee ee

[sadsoftserve]

Rick: Takes massive sip of Giovanni's hot pink bong "This... Doesn't taste cough.. very good.."

All the boys are staring at him in horror

Ben: "I think he drank the bong water."

Giovanni: "NO SHIT BEN. I SAW HIM DRINK THE BONG WATER"

Rick is dying now.

#incorrect quotes #epithet #epithet erased #epithet erased prison of plastic #Rick Shades #giovanni potage #giovanni #ee #Ben #Banzai Blasters #this came from my discord server 💀💀

[hunter-sylvester]

Incorrect Quote | Metal Lords 2022 | Hunter Sylvester & Ray

#my post #metal lords #hunter sylvester #ray metal lords #adrian greensmith #teddy van ee #huntermakesgifs #gifs #gif #stupid joke #incorrect quotes #joint #metallords

[chishiyas-wig]

Viney: Alright guys. Let's go over this one more time

Viney: If something breaks?

Hunter: We try to fix it before Willow gets back

Viney: If it doesn't work?

Gus: We blame Skara

Skara: ...why-

#toh #the owl house #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #incorrect owl house quotes #incorrect toh quotes #toh hunter #toh viney #toh skara #toh willow #toh gus #emerald entrails #incorrect emerald entrails quotes #incorrect ee quotes #random

[incorrect-aatc]

Alvin: I have a 1:30 appointment.

Secretary: Which doctor?

Alvin: No, never again… I want the regular doctor.

#alvin and the chipmunks #alvin seville #incorrect quotes #oo-ee-oo-ah-ah #ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang

[sentistrange]

mera : i don’t like getting sympathy from others

also mera : i was born with glass bones and paper skin which meant i had to be isolated my whole life for fear of someone bumping into me and breaking my shoulder into a million pieces and--

#epithet erased #ee incorrect quote #epithet erased incorrect quote #idk i don't do many incorrect quotes #mera salamin #not art #incorrect quote

[floofyboi57]

Lorelai to Yoomtah while Naven criticizes her kidnapping skills: CONTROL YOUR GODDAMN TWINK-

#epithet erased #incorrect quotes #epithet erased naven #lorelai blyndeff #epithet erased yoomtah #prison of plastic #been listening to the audio book snippets on the EE twitter #Naven is a little shit and I love him

[incorrect-hot-crispy-dazzling]

Mera: I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything I want is free.

Jericho: That's called night robbery.

#anime campaign #hot crispy dazzling #incorrect quotes #jericho felocity #mera salamin #in ac mera wasnt arrested for robbery #but i think jericho would be excited to learn that ee mera is into museum heists too

[marvels-bitch-boy]

Emerald Eyes: the things we do for love

Y/N and Steve talking during a team dinner

Y/N looks across the room with a soft smile and whispers: I would do anything for her...

Steve looks and sees Natasha playing with morgan

Y/N: I would die for her... *sighs* I would kill for her...

#Emerald Eyes M-B-B #Emerald Eyes Natasha #Emerald Eyes Y/N #EE incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvels black widow #black widow #black widow marvel #marvel #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect black widow #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x male!reader #male!reader x natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x male reader #x male reader #marvel x male reader #natasha romanoff x y/n #natasha x y/n #x trans male reader #natasha romanoff x trans male reader #marvel x trans male reader #ftm reader

[tomboyjessie13]

"Blood donations? What won't they think of next? Everything is packaged these days, fu fu~ even pretty girls, hm?"

- DIO after stealing blood from a blood bank, loosely inspired by "Gay Purr-ee"

#jojo's bizarre adventure #dio brando #incorrect quotes #gay purr ee #tw: blood

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Equius: D—> Who wants to hear a story about a magic artifact

*the children clamor and move towards him, clearly fascinated by the premise of magic.*

Equius: D—> Yes

Equius: D—> It is a special necklace called

Equius: D—> The Arsene Amulet

Vriska: *warning tone* 8quius

Equius: D—> And i am told

Equius: D—> That it can steal

Equius: D—> A person’s epithet

Vriska: 8quius, shut up

Equius: D—> I bet something li%e that would be pretty va100able

Equius: D—> Va100able enough that somebody might even want to try to steal it-

*Vriska uses all of her strength to pull Equius towards her, glaring at him.*

Vriska: 8quius! Th8 8xhib8. Isn’t. Publ8c y8.

Equius: D—> I’m sorry miss vris%a

Equius: D—> I thought it would spice up your boring epithet tour

Equius: D—> Be%ause it is a ne%lace

Equius: D—> That steals epithets

Vriska: How about I st8ck to g8ving tours. And you stick to moving boxes.

Equius: D—> Very well

Equius: D—> I shall do it

Equius: D—> With gusto

*he flexes so hard that the box he’s carrying shatters, revealing priceless artifacts that the kids ooh and aah over for a few moments.*

Random Student: HEy! FREe TREASURe! LET’s GEt It!

*the kids cheer and leap into the pile of artifacts to fight over them.*

Vriska: You’d b8ter pr8 th8 amul8 wasn’t in th8re.

Equius: D—> I’m sorry, miss vris%a

Equius: D—> But at least the children are happy

Vriska: G8 away from th8re you l8tle gobl8ns!

*she leaps into the fray. After a monent, a chomp sound can be heard.*

Vriska: OW! Don’t b8 me!

Vriska: H8! Ch8perone! Don’t just stand th8re! Do someth8ng!

*Tavros’ Father looks up from the game he was playing.*

Tavros’ Father: uh, huH? oH! good calL! *he nudges Tavros.* can’t let them get all the good stufF!

*he swan dives into pile.*

Tavros’ Father: TREASURE!

*Vriska lets out a massive groan and disappears back into the mess of child fists and bites as Tavros’ Father dives in.*

Equius: D—> Worry not, miss vris%a

Equius: D—> I shall gain their attention another way

Equius: D—> Children

Equius: D—> Look

*the fighting pauses as everyone, including Vriska, turns to look at this musclebound hulk of a man.*

Equius: D—> My epithet is BARRIER

*with an incredibly loud grunt of exertion, he flexes his shirt right off. Most of the children boo.*

Passing Museum Guard: WelL, He’S CertainlY GoT MY AttentioN.

Random Student: MEh.

*the children and Tavros’ father return to fighting, causing Vriska to dive back into the pile. The noises of the fight, Tavros’ father’s game, Equius flexing, and Vriska yelling get more and more intense, until…*

*A green bubble appears around Tavros, muting everything.*

*Tavros Nitram. Epithet: DUMB. Can mute and simplify things.*

Tavros: *sigh* tHAT’S BETTER,

Tavros: hEY DAD, i’M GONNA GO TAKE A WALK, oKAY?

Tavros’ Father: huH? whaT? tavroS, you know i can’t hear you when you’re silenceD! *he chuckles.* oh well, more for mE!

*as he walks away, Tavros bumps into a boy with a purple skunk stripe in his hair.*

Tavros: oH, uM, sORRY,

*a small cloud of violet dust rains down on Tavros as he hurries away from the boy, who only responds with a small “hmph.” As he moves, his footsteps begin to grow unsteady, and less certain. His legs wobble, and his eyes droop.*

Tavros: *yAWN* wHY AM I SO TIRED,,,? i GUESS I WAS UP RUNNING THE, uH, tOY STORE THE LAST THREE NIGHTS, aND TONIGHT

Tavros: mAYBE, iF I JUST, sIT DOWN FOR A SECOND,,,

*he collapses, and a little under two hours pass.*

Vriska: *over intercom* The museum will be closing in five min8s. Please m8ke your way to the 8xits. Noooooooow.

*the students run out, cheering about freedom.*

Random Student: CHECk It OUt! I TOTALLy NABBEd THIs COOl SWORd. I BEt THIs THINg Is, LIKe, SUPEr CURSEd.

Random Student #2: HHehe, nnice. LLet’s tthrow iit aat ggirls.

*Random Student #1 cheers before they both leave, Tavros’ father close behind while humming and still playing his game.*

Tavros’ Father: hang oN.

Tavros’ Father: feels like i’m forgetting somethinG… keys, wallet, phonE… keys, wallet, phonE… hM. two phoneS. no walleT.

*there’s a pause.*

Tavros’ Father: welP! that’s threE!

*he whistles as he leaves the museum. Vriska watches him, before activating the intercom again.*

Vriska: *over intercom* 8tention! The museum is now closed. If you are still in the museum, g8 out.

*another six hours pass, returning us to the present - John Egbert and his Banzai Blasters attempting to rob the museum, while Tavros can only watch.*

#submission #tavros nitram #john egbert #vriska serket #equius zahhak #random students #Tavros’ non-canon father #Equius adds like 4x the lines this would have otherwise because of his no end punctuation rule #Out of character equius #Epithetstuck #Humanstuck #That extra museum guard isn’t there in EE I just thought it would be OOC for Vriska to find Equius hot #Equius is kind of a dumbass in this #It’s a given when you’re taking the place of Indus #Source: Epithet Erased #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #thank you for tagging this cause i wasnt gonna #mod jade

[correctto1quotes]

A text message in Daigo's inbox: Do you care if a girl has a bit of cellulite?

Daigo: I don't give a fuck what kind of phone she has.

#incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect to1 #to1 #i can still HEAR their cover of that that #the part where jeyou says #j.you wa daigo #and he says it like dah-ee-gooooo #i love it #i love it so fucking much

[failedcrow]

Hey I have a idea.

I normally post misquotes where EE characters say funny quotes

But new ideas "incorrect misquotes" where they try and do a quote but they mess up and something goes wrong

#epithet erased #misquotes #please repost #polls #incorrect misquotes