#source: tiktok i think

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JAKE: Yall ever heard of bucees? Ill tell you what i tried it for the first time the other day. Loved it! Didnt think i would but i love bucees. Im a big fan of bucees now. Real friendly place. They told me to come inside i did. Had the time of my life. I actually left for a minute came inside again just as much fun the second time around. Ill be honest ill probably stop for a bucees anytime i see one from now on.

#submission #source: tiktok i think #the joke is that he is pronouncing Buc-ee’s like ‘bussies’ #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jake english #mod terezi #sorry i'm an albany girl bucees is beyond me

[incorrect-first-order]

Leia, at some official event talking with Hux before Hosnian’t Prime: Fuck you, my child is completelly fine!

Hux, dumbfounded: Ma’am, your child’s comfort character is Darth Vader.

#submission #source: tiktok I think #HOSNIAN'T PRIME #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars #star wars #star wars sequel trilogy #the force awakens #the last jedi #the rise of skywalker #star wars episode vii #star wars episode viii #star wars episode ix #the resistance #the first order #leia organa #armitage hux

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

How siblings talk

Expectation:

Lillie: Hi, big brother!

Gladion: Aw, you're so sweet, little sister!

Reality:

Lusamine: Hey, BITCH!

Colress: *offended Archeops screech*

#incorrect pokemon quotes #lillie pokemon #gladion pokemon #Lusamine #Colress #source: TikTok I think #They are a very chaotic family #(And Cynthia is the cousin) #Lusamine is Colress' older sister

[incorrectclonewars]

Maul: Skywalker has been groomed to become Sidious's new apprentice.

Ahsoka: Nu-uh.

Maul: The fuck you mean "Nu-uh"?!

#incorrect clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #darth maul #ahsoka tano #anakin skywalker #source: tiktok #< i think?? #isn't this how it went? #1k

[moviestarmartini]

coming up to jude running a hand around your pregnant belly, trying to hide your smile as you go “babe, the baby is craving something weird today.” he can’t see through the act right away, instead just looking up from his phone a bit concerned. “yeah? what is it?” he’s already getting up to go to the store. without missing a beat, you respond: “a pink porsche.”

he blinks several times, he places his hand under his chin and starts brushing the hairs. you laugh as he opens his mouth and closes it again, unable to come to a conclusion. “maybe after our girl comes.” he nods, pressing a kiss to your forehead. “what are you actually craving though?” and yet again, without missing a beat: “smashed burgers. with unlimited fries.”

#i think i should get a tag for drabbles but eh #inspired by that tiktok trend #tiktok is my biggest source of inspiration tbh #jude bellingham #jude bellingham x y/n #jude bellingham x reader #jude bellingham x you #jude bellingham blurb #ALSO the fries thing is from a popular place in madrid !! #i forgot the name rn but gosh it’s so appealing rn

[zukkaart]

Sokka: Once, I told you I’ve kissed a thousand people. That was a lie

Zuko: I know

Sokka: I’ve only kissed two or three hundred! Now, how many people have you kissed?

Zuko: very few…

Sokka: but you offered me a kiss… why?

Zuko: Such a foolish reason, I’m afraid. I just… wanted to kiss you

#source: some TikTok audio that I think came from a 50s movie #I literally can’t figure out which one #sorry #avatar the last airbender #atla #sokka #sokka avatar the last airbender #zuko #zukka nation #zuko x sokka #zukka #zukka au #adult zukka #incorrect zukka #zukka incorrect quotes #zukka my beloveds

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Gregor: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of the Lord?

#not a submission #source: tiktok #i think #spooky month #spooky month incorrect quotes #spooky month incorrect quote #father gregor #father gregor spooky month

[sainz]

these pics are doing things to me just imagining them like this🥹

#og source is a tiktok / volleyball player influencer i follow on tiktok #and the aesthetic offf his pics are!! cheff kisss #and his bf is a professional basketball player 🥹 #both spanish #but then sometimes i see these kind of pics and i cannot not think of carlando #carlando #for legal reasons this is a shitpost

[iarrelm]

An early morning conversation about tea got a little out of hand

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #angel dust #charlie morningstar #vaggie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #alastor hazbin hotel #my art #alastors face in the second to last drawing is my masterpiece i'll never draw something as funny ever again #i really needed a whole season of dumb shenanigans tbh #praying for a longer season 2 that includes the cast being stupid and best friends #i got this audio from youtube shorts but i looked up the source and apparently its from a tiktok by yokaidogma?? i think #the content is originally from a tumblr post that you can find if you search up 'tea tastes different if you put it in hot water' #this was my first time doing an animatic style thing it was fun #i havent done anything like this since i took computer graphics in high school like 3-4 years ago lmao #ok now that i've done a silly animatic it's time to try a serious one

[thischerik]

Erik: Did you guys know I'm the most Googled person this week?

Raven: That's because he Googles himself.

Charles: No it’s because he terrorising people in the park again.

#the first two lines are from keeping up with the kardashians ajdhjd #I only know bc I keep getting tiktok slideshows #they’re a goldmine for these acc #I don’t think this’ll be the last time you guys see them #thischerik #cherik #x-men #incorrect x men quotes #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #xmen #incorrect cherik quotes #raven darkholme #mention #source: KUWTK #mystique #marvel #xmcu

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Solar: That’s my boy!

Jack: *flops down from the rafters and plasters himself on the floor*

Solar: Oh no, my boy!

Jack, weakly: Father, help…

#sun and moon show #sams #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf solar #fnaf jack o moon #incorrect sun and moon show quotes #incorrect sams quotes #incorrect fnaf quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tiktok #i think #aka my missing 8pm post #from january 25th

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JOHN: last year while i was on a date i said "i'm sleepy" and the person pulled out their phone and tweeted-

DAVE: tops say "im tired" but bottoms say "im sleepy"

JOHN: -and then put their phone away.

#submission #source: rumplemilkskin on tiktok #https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNuu9eSX/ #LMAOOO?????????OOOOOOO #i say tired . i dont think this revelation is of any use to me #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #john egbert #dave strider

[l3viat8an]

MC:*On the phone* Hi. Is this witness protection? Yea, so I tried playing my boyfriend’s video games and accidentally deleted all of his progress…..

Operator: Oh you’re dead. You better hurry up and give me your address.

MC: Oh, I know…yea… I already packed. i’ll be waiting on the crib.

Levi:*Materializing behind MC* What did you do?……

MC: Oh, fuck-

#RIP MC you will be missed 🫡 #obey me! #obey me #om! #obmswd #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me incorrect #source: tiktok #< I think #ro’s dumb stuff tag #om! incorrect quotes #obmswd incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost #obey me crack shit #obey me shenanigans #obey me levi x mc #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #om! levi #om! leviathan #om! shitpost #om! shall we date #obey me mc #obmswd shitpost #obmswd crack #obmswd leviathan #obmswd levi #obmswd mc

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Jesse, staunching Radar's wound: Is he gonna be okay? Ivor: Just keep applying pressure. Jesse, leaning close to Radar: If something happens to me, I'm relying on you to take care of Beacontown. Ivor: Not like that! Jesse: He has to know!

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm radar #mcsm ivor #source: tiktok #(? i think?)

[cmincorrrctquotes]

Reid, talking to Fran: No, Mrs. Morgan. We didn't even have a real wedding, we went to the courthouse on a Thursday.

Morgan: The judge sentenced me to life with no chance of parole.

Reid: You begged me to marry you.

Morgan: It's true, I did.

#incorrect criminal minds #incorrect moreid #moreid #spencer reid #derek morgan #source: tiktok #i think

[aseuki]

Had the honor and joy of participating in the Kirby 32nd anniversary collab alongside so many fantastic artists! My contribution was none other than the royal queen bee herself, Sectonia! Looking her absolute regal best for the selfie filter as she should 😤😤😤

also a fun lil bonus version under the cut 👇

#kirby #queen sectonia #taranza #he's there #looks. I know I said that I would never draw Sectonia again and yet #the Moment I hopped on the signup sheet I blacked out asldkfjsdfksdn #in all reality my decision hinged on 'who would be the most funniest to draw for a celebratory selfie' #posing for her millions tiktoks fans #the wings as always are a source of madness for me ah the things I do for love 💖 #(thinks fancy women are fun to draw) #and Sec posing like an tiktok influencer won out alsdkfjsdlfk #aseukiart