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l3viat8an · 10 months

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*Games night in Levi’s room*

Mammon: Damn this game is crazy!

MC: Crazy?

MC & Levi:*In perfect sync* I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with with rats, and rats make me crazy, crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with with rats, and rats make me crazy, crazy?-

Mammon: What the fuck is wrong with you two????

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ros-garden · 6 months

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This is what happens when Mammon has to babysit Luke-

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devildomwriter · 2 months

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The Brothers When MC is Angry

Accurate representation of MC’s threat level vs size

#obey me shall we date #funny obey me #obey me shit post #obey me crack #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me video

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hopeluna · 3 months

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Thinking about.....Barbatos being lowkey unhinged whenever he is slightly jealous. You can't really tell from his polite mask that he has put on but he's going through every possible torture methods in his head as this guest at Diavolo's ball is getting a little too friendly for his comfort.

You notice his eye twitching from annoyance when the said guest puts a fleeting hand on your arm, laughing at their own joke. Barbatos acts nonchalant when you drag him away to a little secluded space, though you can see his decorum slipping, second by second.

"Barbatos, no."

You get just a shrug in response. "Lets go back, dear", a polite smile as he leads you gently back to the main hall. You decide to leave it at that and instead enjoy the party, making sure that Mammon isn't sneaking his way into the royal treasury.

A few days later, you decide to make your way to Barbatos, having nothing better to do for the day and missing him.

While you're with him, chatting on about your day, a thought strikes you as you ask him about that one way-too-friendly guest. It was as if they disappeared from the ball afterwards.

You, again, get only a shrug in response, "I have no idea what you are talking about".

You pretend not to notice the way his lips threaten to quirk up.

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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year

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[Lucifer opens the door to see MC in a cage fight with a lower demon and a crowd cheering]

Mammon: Left hook, look out! I got money on ya!

MC: (Tackles and knocks the demon out)

Diavolo (announcing): Ohhh and they're out!!! The winner is MC!!!

[Mixed cheers and boo's]

All the brothers except Mammon: Oh shit Lucifer is back home early-

Lucifer:

Lucifer: Mammon?

The brothers: (nodding)

Lucifer:

Lucifer: Put me and Mammon in there next

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edit: an awesome comic of this was done by the wonderful bahbahsven, check it out c':

#my menace MC Enzo inspired this because him and mammon would come up with shit like this lol #they never give poor Luci a break... anyway it was nice knowing you Mammon!#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me shitpost #obey me humor #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me diavolo #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me imagines #om! mc enzo content #shitpostcifer #obey me crack #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹

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lyrichi · 2 months

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Beel, walking up to mc: do you wanna go to Hell's Kitchen with me?

mc, one ear bud in and only half paying attention: the fox show starring Gordan Ramsey??

Beel: ...what?

#dawg I would watch that shit w my mom #all the time #istg #and house hunters #I only think of the show when someone talks abt it in shitposts #yeah #okay #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me #obey me mc #obey me beelzebub

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notcreative360 · 12 days

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So I can do this thing where I can high pitch my voice, and make it sound like a little ghost girl from horror movies. It's not something that special, but I do like to use it once in a while to scare my sister. But then I thought "What if MC also did it randomly to scare the demon brothers, especially Mammon since he scares easily?".

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Mammon: *Casually strolling through the hallways of the house of lamentation whistling.*

MC: *Hiding around the corner and uses the little ghost girl voice* Hello, Mammon.. wanna pla-

Mammon: AAHHHH

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me nb #obey me nonsense #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shenanigans #obey me shitpost #obey me sheep mc #obey me brothers #obey me game #omswd #obey me mammon x you #obey me mammon #obey me mammon x mc #obey me mammon x reader #obey me shit post #obey me crack #obey me mc

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densetu-wolfenius · 10 months

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Mc: Morning, anything new to vent today?

Barbatos: Indeed, today I offered the young master some new pastries I had been working on. He proceed with "Oh, I think you overcooked them Barbatos". Sure sir, the demon who can't boil water to save his life is going to point out the mistakes of my baking.

Mc: That's rough buddy. Simeon anything new?

Simeon: Oh yes! I was writting the latest chapter of my novel when Leviathan went by asking questions about It. At the end I couldn't even finish It.

Mc: Typical Levi, and what about you Solomon?

Solomon: Well, after seeing that Lucifer was fond of dining with MC. I had the splendid idea of preparing a dinner with the finest ingredients from Devildom. I sent a message on MC'S DDD to invite him to dinner but to my surprise as soon as he reached the door he saw me, his smiled faded and said "You are not MC" before turning away leaving me behind! The audacity!

Barbatos/Simeon: Yeah, I would had done the same.

Mc: Wait. . . You used my phone?!

#obey me #obey me simeon #obye me solomon #obey me mc #obey me crack #obey me barbatos #So after unlocking a chat Barbatos Ur from chapter A #You find out these 4 have a chat just to vent shit

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squishe-fiasco · 1 year

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Barbatos: Lucifer hurry up! What do you think Lord Diavolo is paying you for?

Lucifer: He doesn't pay me. We don't even exist.

Lucifer: We are just 2D character versions of biblical figures in a Japanese otome game.

Barbatos: One more crack like that, and you're outta here!

Lucifer: No, please, I have six brothers!

#source: spongebob squarepants #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shit post #obey me lucifer #obey me barbatos #om barbatos #om lucifer #obey me shall we date #shall we date #obey me #obey me crack #obey me diavolo #obey me nightbringer

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1-siracha · 6 months

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mc: *extremely frustrated* OH MY GOD!! ISTG, FUCK ME AND FUCK THIS STUPID SHIT!!

asmo: already did!!~

mc: … HUH?? 😨

asmo: *winks and walks away* mc: WAIT WHAT?? ASMO????

#based on a conversation I had with my friend 😭#I was shell shocked shitting #I also said kys to this mf and he said ‘already tried’ LIKE UHHHHH HUH??? ARE YOU OK??#obey me #obey me shitpost #obey me shall we date #obey me crack #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #om! asmodeus #om! asmo

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l3viat8an · 11 months

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Simeon: Stop eating crab legs! How would you feel if someone cracked your legs open and ate your insides?

MC: See, me personally-

Lucifer: MC!

MC: I didn't actually say it! I was gonna say it!- But I didn't!

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ros-garden · 6 months

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Cleaning out my camera roll and found this old gem :p

#helphsjsh the editing is so bad but it was rushed!!!#obey me!#obey me meme #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me fandom #obey me #om!#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#anime meme #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me crack shit #❀ memes

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devildomwriter · 2 months

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What MC sends Barbatos when they’re mad at him

#obey me shall we date #rats #Barbatos vs rats #pet rats #obey me crack #obey me shit post #funny obey me #obey me barbatos #obey me barbatos x mc #obey me video

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books-and-catears · 2 years

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MC: I swear the bottle is landing on me more than anyone else. Which one of you is doing this?

Asmo: Doesn't matter, MC, truth or dare!

MC: Tru-

Levi: You cannot choose truth five times in a row, MC! That's cheating!

MC: No what's shady is that the bottle landed on me 5/8 times! Ugh ...

MC: Okay fine. Dare.

Mammon: I dare you to give me 3000 Grimm for-

Levi: Mammon you were disqualified the first time you dared me to do that.

Asmo: And Levi gave the dares last 3 times so it's my turn!

Levi: Oh no.

Mammon: Oi! If it's anything dirty we won't allow it!

Asmo: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

MC: ...okay hold on then. *takes out DDD and calls someone*

Solomon: *on video in MC's phone* Oh hello, MC... Hope you started the game already, I'm so sorry I'm running late because-

MC: *kisses the screen* That's okay, take your time.

Solomon: .... Oh?

Brothers: .....

MC: It was for a dare.

Levi: The dare was to kiss someone inside the room, MC...

MC: Why else do you think I video called him?

Solomon: I can just teleport there and you can do it again.

#obey me #obey me solomon #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me asmo #obey me crack #this is the kinda shit my mc would do-#obey me shorts

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cosmicstarlatte · 8 months

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I feel like Diavolo would have a willy wonka & the chocolate factory Halloween party. Like the little ds are right there, lil oompa loompas. 😭❤️

meanwhile Lucifer is on board at the mere mention of factory

#Dark turn: also imagine a very fucked up factory bc it's hell so you get some SAW shit going on too lmao #I'm sorry I can't be normal 😔#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me shitpost #obey me diavolo #obey me crack #obey me imagines #obey me scenarios #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹#Have they ever made an event like this?? If not they should!!

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lyrichi · 1 month

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mc: you remind me of that one mean girls song...

mammon, side eyeing mc: ......which one..?

mc: oh shit what's the name of it.. Uh... da-da-da-da-da -- stupid with- Stupid with love!

mammon, offended: I- no- how dare you compare me with Cady-

mc: it's cause your stupid and in love

mammon: what??

mc, dramatically: and I'm Aaron, the camera is revolving around me

mc, being more dramatic: and then I dip you and kiss you like in that other song from the new movie

#smart with math but stupid with love #da da da #hc time #i feel like mammon is a human calculator #still has shit ass grades in everything #but you ask him a math problem verbally and like #he just KNOWS #yk?#yeah #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me mammon #this one's kinda bad ngl :((

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