#Except lucifer

[deathfavor]

me: can i write now-

izana vc: did i say you can for anyone but me?

#except lucifer #lucifer is awake and active despite izana but #RATTLES BARS #izana pleASE- #᛭ — [OOC] angst is the game and tears are the currency

[ask-darling-xoxo]

I love this fucking otome game so much, it fuels my craving for romance and love

I am so happy to be playing it again but now I gotta catch up with all the damn events I missed 😭

#darling xoxo blog #fanfiction #satan obey me #mammon obey me #mammon I love you #shall we date mammon #mammon avatar of greed #i fucking love him and his brothers #THEYRE ALL SO CUTE IN THEIR OWN WAYS #Except lucifer #fuck lucifer #sorry to the lucifer stans #i do not like him

[viriborne]

Ok……..this event is really fucking good

#^ they forgot how much they love every character in this story #except lucifer #I hope he dies I hope his life gets worse actually #barb is on thin ice bc he’s annoying

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Part 4 and End of Alastor's bad day Alastor survived his fake date and will probably (not) think twice in the future before trying to one-up Lucifer on unknown projects. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #radiostatic #kinda ? #charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #vaggie #my art #and we will never know what else happened on that fake date #except that Vox is still alive after it which is a miracle #also yes I do have the full color HD version of the photo #still haven't decided if I'm gonna do something with that #it's just my desktop background for now #fun fact their poses in the photo was greatly inspired by the “cock shame”/“pussy facing the world” meme

[sincerelystesichorus]

hazbin meme dump for ur pleasure <3

i actually watched hazbin before helluva,, but you probably wouldn't know it with how helluva managed to rot my mind.

#charlie is my fav psych major ever dkdjdjd #she'll therapize anyone except herself even her dad #one sided radiostatic #also my beloved #hazbin #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #radiostatic #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #hazbin angel dust #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin lucifer #hazbin emily #hazbin nifty #Lucifer my cringe fail king #vox and alastor #alastor the radio demon

[allastoredeer]

He's a jokester ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Bonus below the cut!

#Alastor will do anything for the joke - change my mind #except you can't #because he's a troll who always has to get the last word in #he's always got to get the last laugh #he's just being silly cut him some slack #do it for the joke #you can't get in trouble if its funny #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #alastor fanart #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar fanart #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel husk #husker #hazbin hotel lillith #lillith #hazbin lilith #fan art

[belladonazeppole]

The Many Suitors of Miss Fortune

"I fucking knew it!" Adam yelled while pointing at Husk, this asshole reborn as a sinner and didn't took him long enough to come to the hotel asking for a place to stay since it look that lot of sinners could recognizr him and they weren't happy.

Charlie, the bleeding heart that she had, accept him even if she wasn't excited of him be here but she believe that everybody deserve redemption even if that person was Adam who took a liking on Husk.

"You almost convince me that you were a dude!" For some reason Adam believe that Husk is a woman. Maybe it was his chest fur since Angel gave him a shampo that gave Husk more volume or maybe Adam is into woman with deep voices or he's just a fucking moron. "You look so hot that I can get over you having the bitchest personality in this dump."

"I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU CAN'T BE THIS FUCKING STUPID! " Husk yelled angrily at Adam, he has this argument to many times and just fially he succed in making him see reason in that thick skull of his."I'M JUST IN DRAG!"

The fact that he comes from Adam just makes him lose hope.

Sadly he can't make this moron see reason but he was right in one thing, he look really good. Husk has to congratulate Angel for making his grumpy old ass look this great. Husk was wearing a golden-yellow backless dress with a slip on the side, golden heels to match, a short wig that was the same color that his fur. It make Husk remember his youth when he do some drag as "Lady Luck" but that was when he was alive.

"As crude and imbecile Adam can be, he is right for once, you look quite wonderful tonight, my dear Husker." Said Alastor while spawning out nowhere in the stool of the bar while glaring at Husk. That was actually kinda sweet from Alastor since after their deal was broken their relationship was.... weird. Alastor sometimes tried to treat still like his pet but now Husk could actually refuse.

Alastor still was a bitch in deer clothing but maybe they can move on from their owner/pet relationship, maybe even making Alastor see Husk as an actual person and not his cat.

"Thanks, Al. That—

"Your welcome! But I do have a problem while the dress fits you like a glove the color just don't see like the right one." He squints his eyes while looking at him up and down to then snapping his fingers making the dress changing from golden-yellow to red, "There! It isn't better? Red was always a color that look better on you, my friend."

Or maybe not.

"No thanks. This color fits me way better than red." He said with a smug smile while snaping his fingers and, return the dress from Alastor signature red to his original golden-yellow, which make one of Alastor's ears twitch.

"Just ignore them you can't deal with stupid or batshit crazy." Said Angel while not giving Adam or Alastor much of a thought, the first just flip him in return while the latter strains his smile, "Now give me a spin! I want to see all my hard work before your date ravish you!"

"DATE WITH FUCKING WHO?" Adam yelled now angry knowing that the hottie that he was trying to bang was gonna be bang for somebody else.

"Husker!?" Alastor was shocked that his former (pet) associate was having date he believe that he and Angel were going to one of their silly "going out" but that somebody was having interest in his oldest... friend. It make Alastor feel angry and possesive. Meanwhile, Husk just rolls his eyes and ignore the outburst of these dumbass but still does what his friend ask him, after all Angel did help him and looking like this-

"This is just a first date, Angel."

"Just do what I'll do."

"I won't do anal in the first date." He cringes at bit at the sound of radio interference but refuse to giving Alastor the attention, "Buuh you whore!" Angel said jokingly while Husk just snorted at him.

"There you are!" A new voice make himself know, that was coming from the TV, it was Vox, who succed in coming out of the TV before Alastor could destroy it. "Fuck you old fossil!!" He yell while giving the finger to the radio demon.

Ever since Vox saw Alastor defeat agaisnt Adam he become more bold in entering to the hotel to mock the other overlord and old rival much to everybody else annoyance. Even fake dating Husk to have more info but the dumbass become more invested in Husk.

He may become Husk unofficial sugar daddy.

They don't even fuck.

Vox just gaves Husk money like an idiot for doing nothing.

Again Vox is a moron.

"Are you gonna fuck a fucking TV instead of having me? The Dickmaster?" Adam asked in disbelieve, fuck he fall really hard in this one. "He looks soo desperate."

"Inded and needy." Alastor glare harder at Vox, "I would expect that you have a better taste than this, Husker." At hint of dissapointment was in Alastor voice. Vox, for the first time, didn't put a lot of mind on them, "And you two are better?" He asked while crossing his arms to them point to Adam, "You! A broke fallen angel that is so fucking desperate that come to the place that tried to destroy in the first place!" Now pointing at Alastor, "And you! A coward who escape in battle and treat him like a pet at best!"

Now looking smug, "While I'm a powerful overlord that has tons of money and can make any of his whishes reality."

"I mean he isn't wrong."

"True, but Husk has a date with somebody waaayy better than any of you guys."

"WHO?" The three of them ask in anger.

"Hoo Mama!"

The three sinners slowly begin to turn around to see Lucifer the King of Hell with a bottle of apple cider and his mouth wide open at the sight of Husk, so he was the date.

That motherfucker.

Lucifer seeing that there were more people watching him pulled himself together as best he could, failure of course, "I mean…uh- You look beautiful tonight Hu- I mean Miss Fortune, yes, that color suits you excellently." He said hurriedly as he handed the bottle of apple cider to Husk who only smiled at his reaction.

He hands the bottle to Angel, "Thanks, Duckie." He laughs a little as the redness in his cheeks appears, "But you have Angel to thank, he's the one who made my geezer self look this awesome."

"Uuhhh, thank you Angel." He said a little awkward as with the use of his magic made another bottle appear, "A thank you for making Husk look amazing…I mean more! More amazing than you normally look, you always look good but now? I almost fainted…"

He really was Charlie's father.

The same verbal diarrhea when they're nervous.

It was adorable if he was honest.

"I understand you look amazing today too, Duckie." He said once again using Lucifer's nickname which only made him smile more and more relaxed, "I'll wait for you outside."

"Thanks, Short King" Said Angel with the bottle in his hand and leaving to his room, "Have a good fuck you two!" He just waves his hand a bit awkwardly, "Don't worry I'll make sure Husk has a night he won't forget."

He was ready to leave until he sees the three sinners looking at him with daggers in their eyes, his awkward posture changes to an arrogant one while he flashes them the finger, "You three want to be me so badly right now."

"Adam, looks like third time's the charm after all. Alfred I'm sorry for not being able to stay for a conversation but I have date right now…. and who are you?" He said the last while pointing at Vox but shakes his head nonchalantly, "It doesn't matter if I'm honest. I have go to my date with Miss Fortune and if I'm lucky it will soon be Mrs Fortune." He said while sticking his tongue out between his fingers.

"Toodles!" He cheerfully as he leaves the three of them alone.

The King had a date and felt really lucky if he is honest!

(This takes inspiration by a small convo that @adyophene and I had it was too good for me not write.)

#hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #husk #husker #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #hazbin angel dust #angel dust #vox #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel adam #adam hazbin hotel #royalflush #royalflush / lucihusk #lucihusk #vox x husk #voxhusk #catvideo #radiohusk #So I decide that Lady Luck was Husk drag name when alive #And Miss Fortune as a sinner #Lucifer is super smug about dating a hottie #everybody else is super salty #except Angel #he is just supporting his friend #Husk deserves to be take out to fancy places #MissFortune!Husk

[prodigal-san]

🍎 vs 🦌

#my art thingz #my doodlez #hazbin hotel #radioapple #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #this is cute i might color eventually lmao #the chibi fight turned out SUPER cute tho 😭 ✨ #is it obvious i got lazy drawing the others at the back #except for niffty #we are all niffty

[4belphie]

the real reason beel fell from heaven

#obey me #swd obey me #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me asmo #obey me levi #including every brother except lucifer to humble him

[aro-in-danyl]

Dad Jokes - AppleRadio

I don't think I've read a single fic where Alastor and Lucifer get together because they make each other laugh. I need to see them being cringey old-ass qpr pals with combined -1000 rizz somehow charming the other by having horrible taste in humor.

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No one remembers who started it but hardly a day can go by without Alastor and Lucifer trading dad jokes back and forth like a hot potato.

As soon as one catches sight of the other BOOM cringe-ass pun and without fail the other will burst into uncontrollable laughter.

And the jokes are bad. Like really bad. Not even Charlie can find the silver-lining (and she has tried). Listening to them laugh at those truly horrible jokes sparks an avalanche of second-hand embarrassment on the part of everyone within ear shot.

It eventually gets to the point that just looking at each other triggers a Pavlovian response where they just giggle and wheeze before the other can even tell a joke.

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Someone: Really? You want to be with that guy?

Alastor or Lucifer: He makes me laugh :)

#duckiedeer #appleradio #radioapple #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #do you see my vision #idea: lucifer decides to sit in on an overlord meeting #better idea: he's sitting across from alastor #they both absolutely fucking lose it and just start cackling after making eye contact for 0.3 seconds #roger and jessica rabbit vibes except they both switch who's who at any given moment #jessica is headcanoned to be ace already it's perfect

[anonymouscheeses]

Fascinated x normal

"Do you need to throw up?"

"Nnnnyoe"

Random jmpscare doodle dump. Barely even doodles but like here ya go anyway 🥰

#CHARLIE. except myvart is inconsistent each image. #KIDDDING KIDDING. IM NOT THAT BAD. I WAS JST EXPERIMENTING WITH THEIR FEATURES LMAO 😭 #i love charlie. i lover her so much. did you know i love charlie. oh i love charlie. did i tell you how much i love charlie. i love charlie #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vaggie #charlie morningstar #chaggie #rainbowmoth #varlie #vaggie x charlie #charlie x vaggie #erm. been a while since i last drew their actual designs instead of redesigns or au ones 😔 #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #i love giving tails to characters that dont have one. it judt tickles the beian in a dunny way #blitzo jumpscare 😭😭 #hazbin charlie #hazbin hotel chaggie #hazbin vaggie #charlies ears are goat ears and Vaggie is just. ears. i cant for the life of me draw charcyers wibtout ears it just lokks so goofy 😭 #hazbin hotel vagatha #vaggie #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #suggestive

[luckycloverforducks]

Canon swap RadioApple dynamic (they got drinks together 2 weeks after this)

#swap au #hazbin hotel swap au #radioapple #apple radio #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #alastor the radio demon #then they kiss-/j #old men yaoi except its really vague #UpsideDown/Swap AU

[anachronic-cobra]

How many death threats do you think I'd get if I wrote a queer book where the Devil falls in love with Adam from the Garden of Eden when something causes him to Fall from Heaven? And they both have to unlearn their religious trauma? And I retcon the existence of god because I think that's a more interesting take on the concepts of heaven and hell?

#from the desk of anachron #like adam resents him for the garden and lucifer did do that intentionally but regrets the consequences of acting in anger that way #but he also hates that Adam looks down on him for being the Devil #he knows he was prideful in his youth and he knows he didn't really get it #but eons of interaction with human souls will do wonders to make you realize some stuff about yourself #anyway fixing millenia of religious trauma by enjoying sin in moderation to prove good and evil don't actually exist #except as moral judgements we place on ourselves and others

[astaroth1357]

Happy birthday, Birthday Buddy!!

Sorry I keep calling you an old man, but if we're being honest, we're both too old for this shit 😅😂

Also:

Alright game. I admit, that's more than I expected. Not huge, but more. But I better still get my birthday phone calls, or I swear...

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me birthday #old woman making fun of older men #here's what you get on your b-day btw #for vip i think #except for the 10 pull #because of course that takes vouchers 🙄

[mammon-s]

The brothers not knowing poly mc is fucking Solomon until he sends the group chat a picture of them with their cute little fucked out face covered in his cum

#they’d be SEETHING #especially Lucifer #except for Asmo and Satan bc they are boyfriend with sol #they’d probably be all excited about potential future 3somes Lmao #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me smut #obey me solomon #obey me solomon smut #poly mc

[rexwrendraws]

happy six months to vol 1 of the into the dreaming zine!! to celebrate, here's some of the promo art i did last year that i dont think ive posted by itself yet :)

#the sandman #dc #dream of the endless #morpheus #death of the endless #lucifer morningstar #the corinthian #mervyn pumpkinhead #lucienne #matthew the raven #into the dreaming zine #I HAD DRAWN A GILBERT TOO BUT I CANT FIND IT WITHOUT THE TEXT AOUGHHHH RIP #hope to do some merch stuff with these designs i love them #dont look at my settings theyre bs i didnt use photoshop for them except compiling them for this lol #rex draws