#Holy shit skeletons

[thefourfan]

Hi my friend is a Dreamtale fan and I made these to torture her, so now it's time to torture you too :3

@jokublog

#dreamtale #nightmare #dream sans #passive nightmare sans #dreamtale brothers #dreamtale au #sans au #underverse #undertale #sans undertale #undertale Dreamtale #I'm not in the undertale fandom lmao #discord kitten #dreamnotfound #shitpost #crappost #dream #Nightmare #Holy shit skeletons #minecraft #dsmp #Meow #what has my life come to #the fog is coming #sorry not even remotely sorry

[somewhatidealname]

i feel like based on his only environment (the fazbear frights attraction), springtrap would just 'think' someone placed horror/halloween decorations in him when he saw himself without his mask/head. like the only place he knows is decorated to hell, he cant remember anything about his person (or that he was/is one) or past, all he knows is that this is his place, there's tacky horror decor everywhere and he's somehow part of it- he knows nothing more, so the only dots he could potentially connect are these. bro thinks he is party city.

oh my fucking god you're a genius

#FUCK. PARTY CITY IS GOING TO KILL ME #he finds a halloween skeleton and he's like. holy shit. it's all coming together now #this is gonna cycle back to how the four og animatronics think humans are endoskeletons. head in my hands. god help me #the guy who orchestrated and created these robots and sealed the bodies within them. having the same fate of death in the suit #he made this world and now he's a part of it #GRABS YOU BY THE SHOULDERS #HE IS PARTY CITY #ask #fnaf #springtrap

[evilcokito]

COCO HRU DRINKING UP SMOOCHING SAM RACING CARS GAS GAS GAS STEP ON THE GAS PEW PEWWWWW PEW PEWWW

ahem anyways I am here to give a stupid little brain thought. A silly little idea.

Rangiku’s little chest necklace thing on a well endowed member of TWST’s soul society:

Ok like Leona comes to mind quick because every card that man’s in shows the tits like nobody’s business- but also Crewel. Look, man’s fashionable. He dresses up ok trust he got the fur already give him some gold✨ Sebek and Jack would look good but I feel like they wouldn’t wear Jewelry willingly :( any ideas?

Also take care of yourself!!!! 🫶🫶 Ceru out!

Ceru how are you???? gasssgaasgassss.

You know... I thought about it... and a lot. Melted every one of my neurons thinking who is the winner of this Men's Tits contest and will win "Matsumoto's Necklace" as the prize.

Must say that Jack GymBro is the one who spends the most time training and has the most worked pectorals BUT he doesn't wear that type of jewelry. The Simp: he would use it if Malleus asked him (?) but no. Even thought about Rook (in my mind he has THE best muscles) and Crewel have a beautiful kimono all closed unfortunately, if not due to the judge's favoritism, he won.

My humble opinion, I think that the great effort that Leona makes in showing his great big naturals should be rewarded, so give it to him.

NO, don't call me an undercover Leona Simp! NO NO!

Objectively, THE BEST is another very underrated character in this game of villains. He listen to Aggressive Phonk Music to train at the Gym NO PAIN NO GAIN and probably hits from the 80s.

Prepare your eyes, cry now.

#CERU HOW ARE YOU????!!! Your question left me thinking like the skeleton meme #HOPE YOU ARE WELL DRINKING A LOT OF WATER KISSING YOUR MAN #It is always a pleasure to answer your ASK HOLY SHIT #leona kingscholar #ashton vargas #twst #twisted wonerland #TWST Bleach Au

[blahajowner]

“BUT THEY’LL FIND YOUR BONES-“ good. Let them. I’m going to fight in the skeleton war bitches, there’s no time to worry about my gender then.

#shark thoughts #shitpost #HOLY SHIT TIME TO FIGHT IN THE SKELETON WAR

[kylieegriffinn]

Just a little something I saw on 3DTWT

By @urmØmkcal

#holy shit #pro a4a #@n0r3xia #ana trigger #disordered eating thoughts #i will be a skeleton #tw ana diary #i will reach my ugw #i will lose weight #a4a diary #tw ed diet #an@rexi@ #pro ana tips #tw ed sheeran #pr0 ana diary #ed shitpost #pro only for myself

[treesaap]

Making a portfolio is hard, here’s some lazy guys I doodled to take a break

#undertale #underfell #underswap #swapfell #doodles #I missed drawing these guys #holy shit #I’m returning to my roots #starry draws #new art tag ig #I haven’t drawn skeletons in so long💀

[aesthetic-uni]

I know I’m late to the party but Oh My God™️

#uni talks about the universe #hbomberguy #james somerton #I’ve been watching the video in increments #so everytime I pause and think ‘it can’t get worse’ #guess what the fuck happens when I come back #I’ve never watch James somerton but I have seen his videos floating around #but now thank god I haven’t #by the way-no hate to anyone who was fooled by them #how the fuck were you suppose to know that their entire life was a life #anyway I cannot wait for how these people try to clamber their way back #don’t even talk about Blair to me cause holy shit that woman has a lot of skeleton in her closet #I’m pretty sure they all do but I’m mentioning Blair specifically because I was keeping up on the story for her ngl #I do think internet historian is going to come out unscathed #mostly because his fans just doesn’t care #but the rest? not so easy I think #and obviously it’s fucking over for James Somerton #that man is dead. we witness a live execution. and then liked and subscribed

[vulturevanity]

normal thing to say about your dear friend who you think is really cute and charming and hard-working and basically the perfect wife material

#hamefura #my next life as a villainess #otome game no hametsu flag #aaand rewatch done! now my honest thoughts #good start. the middle is kinda boring. ep 8 doesn't exist don't worry about it #this anime draws me in in the same way that Futari Wa does #in that it has a fascinating main cast and a very vague skeleton of a worldbuilding that leaves me wanting to overthink it #unstructured thoughts incoming: #Geordo's still a creep and no matter how much the story wants me to like him I just can't #Keith's siscon is very Yikes! and that's so bad because I love his and Katarina's relationship as siblings #Katarina lowkey thinks Sophia is a freak but never kinkshames her and that's so bestiecore of her. they're soulmates your honor #Mary is SUCH A LESBIAN holy shit. I did not remember how much lesbian she is #I'm lowkey annoyed that the show frames her attraction to Katarina as “haha funny isn't she weird?!” #like in the sleepover episode she was describing the things she'd like to do with her beloved and she's being like. normal about it #but the soundtrack does a silly and I'm like. wow this anime does not like her huh #I swear Geordo and Keith are even weirder about Katarina than she is but the anime always gives them slack about it #unless they're having their homoerotic squabbles. which is to say the anime does Not Like The Queer Coding of the story #I'm sure there are worse examples of weeb homophobia but there are a couple moments I saw in the manga but not here! #anyway where was I. Oh right. Ascart Sibs Autusm 👍🏼 #Nicol doesn't have much presence in the story due to his quiet nature which is so sad because his inner world is intriguing #he's such a good friend. loyal and caring. I wish we got more of him in this season #and finally: Maria. God. what is there to say about her that I haven't already #the girl came in with a 7 year disadvantage on her rivals and yet Katarina is all over her! #rewatching season 1 is so weird because I could swear she had more presence than she really does because holy shit #Katarina loves her! so much! wtf #maybe I'm remembering season 2? #anyway these are my thoughts on doomflags season 1 #2nd watch edition #oh I almost forgot #romance in chiaroscuro

[veryanxiouscreature]

SANS THE SKELETON??

#I stared at it for a whole minute before I realised what this outfit reminds me of #the flashbacks hit me #seriously am I the only one who saw it and thought of Sans #I haven't even thought abt Undertale in the last few years 😭 #or maybe im so sleep deprived im seeing things #holy shit he looks like those fanarts of humanised Sans #IS IT JUST ME?? #jjk #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #satoru gojo #jujustu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen season 2 #sans #sans undertale #sans the skeleton

[skeletonsgeorg]

Hi again!!

For Megatron: 🎶, 🦾, 🧸(or whatever you consider the equivalent of his childhood)

For Soundwave(gasp!! Twist!!): 👻,🖕,🏳️‍⚧️,😭

Thanks!!!!!!!!!

Megatron:

🎶 A headcanon about music

When Megatron finally allows himself to enjoy human music, he finds himself especially fond of music that involves the human voice as an instrument, as well as more traditional string and percussion instruments because they're the most alien from the heavy electric and industrial tones of Cybertron. I think he'd be especially fond of Heilung and The HU. Earthspark Megatron especially loves this song:

🦾 A disability headcanon

Megatron suffers from fibromyalgia, triggered from trauma. He's been to every Decepticon medic about his chronic pain, which can flare up so bad it becomes debilitating, only for all of them to respond that there's nothing wrong with his frame. All his readings and tests come back normal, his joints are well-oiled, his pain sensors aren't malfunctioning. Several pieces of medical equipment (and at least one medic) have been destroyed as a result. His healthcare team has him on a cocktail of painkillers throughout the war.

🧸 A headcanon about their childhood

Given that Megs was constructed cold and never got to have a childhood, I headcanon that he age regresses. This utterly mortifies him and he viciously conditions himself to only allow himself to regress in privacy. This is in large part due to Terminus teaching him that if the foreman or even other miners saw him acting like a sparkling he'd be thrown in the smelter. Orion made him feel like he was finally safe enough to regress around someone, but then they have their falling out and the war started and nowhere and no one was safe again. Only Soundwave knows, and he discreetly covers for Megatron just like Terminus did. (Optimus resolves to take Megatron's secret to the grave)

Soundwave (pog):

👻 A headcanon about what scares them

The unknown. Not knowing exactly what's happened, is happening, and will happen fries his nerves like nothing else. Knowledge is his power, his weapon, his shield. To be deprived of his senses would be the worst thing that could happen to him.

🖕 A headcanon relating to anger

Soundwave has a very cold, quiet, dangerous anger. His silence is deafening when he's angry, his stare sharp enough to cut. God forbid you make Soundwave angry, because you will lose something. If you're lucky, you'll lose a part of your body, maybe even your life. If you're unlucky... you'll lose what you treasure most.

🏳️‍⚧️ A gender headcanon

Soundwave is genderfluid between agender, voidgender, and wavegender. He's also fond of neopronouns.

😭 A headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them.

Oooooooooof. The worst thing that's happened to Soundwave... can I cheat and say it's my fic Who Did This To You? If not, then it's probably when he was cast out from his home and functionalist society in general as a pariah and outcast.

#this was soooooooooo fun holy shit thank you friend <3<3<3 #megatron #soundwave #transformers headcanons #transformers #skeletons answer #ask meme

[uncanny-tranny]

How it feels to have an epiphany about your disability:

#disability #disability memes #described images #image description in alt #i just remembered that when i was younger i had insoles for my right leg because it was SHORTER than my left leg #IT ALL FUCKING MAKES SENSE NOW???????? #i refused to wear my insole because for some reason i Liked To Suffer #and i think my right leg is still to this day ever-so-slightly shorter #HOLY FUCK. so i'm not crazy or imagining this. my skeleton is just FUCKED up #this is actually making me so pissed off like. holy shit??? #also tumblr deleted my original alt text so wtf. ableism is alive and well it seems (lighthearted) #anyway vindication is a HELL of a power trip

[just-some-trans-nobody]

Any one else want to smooch a skeleton? Cause I sure do.

#trans monster fucker #monster lover #monster fucker #monster #monster boyfriend #gay skeleton #i want to smooch a skeleton #if a skeleton in armor wanted to kiss me i would be so happy and give him all the kisses in the world #like holy shit i want to kiss a skeleton i know they dont have lips but still i'd smooch that boney face #wait shit i just want to kiss sans dont i?

[amplexadversary]

Matt designing an encounter around using a very much immense-in-comparison-to-the-other-minis Halloween Toad as a D&D Mini is everything I have ever aspired to in wanting to GM.

And the toad didn't make it to the studio. Fuckin' tragedy.

#CR3-71 #Critical Role #CR3 #Matt Mercer #D&D #Critical Role spoilers #I've had the chance and time to GM like twice and never got anywhere near using some of the weird shit I've wanted to use for minis #so holy fuck I feel the pain here #look if you have a 1/2-foot tall dinky halloween skeleton it's maybe kind of lame #but if you glue it into some Dark Souls ass pose and put it up to some like <1'' D&D minis it's a completely different story

[elfqueen006]

Yall undertale fic authors are killing me with your posting the three to seven chapters of your anti-harem skeleton fics and then never updating that shit again.

#this isnt a demand #but like holy hell its almost always three or seven chapters and then the shit just stops #i want to know if the skeletons stop hating Y/N and bang her dammit!!! #undertale fanfiction #skelebros #sans undertale #sans underfell #sans underswap #papyrus undertale #papyrus underfell #papyrus underswap #elf speaks

[lazyskarlett]

Daang

I have this little animatic for a while now, but unfortunately I don't have time to really work on it, which is.. Well,.. Sad ahah

I'll post this little thing only here, just for the future me to not forget to continue working on this one. I want more visual content with MTP stuff qwq

#william james moriarty #yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #albert james moriarty #louis james moriarty #sketch #unfinished shit #I WANT TO DRAW THIS NOT FUCKING SKELETONS FOR MY JOB HOLY FYCKING SHIT I HATE THIS LIFE #yes i have issues

[motiveloss]

How does tumblr sans feel about kids? (Includes teens)

why you gotta call me out like that sans????

#ask...sans? #ut au #sans au #ask blog #undertale ask blog #ask oc blog #sans #undertale #undertale au #5th post today holy shit #sans oc #sans the skeleton #this dude