#How did I manage to do this again HOW

[cainware]

Tim, scratching at his arm: there's a fucking mosquito in here and I can't catch him

Dick: oh shit hold on. Jasooooon?

Jason, not looking up from his book but holding out his hand: give it.

Dick, grinning and handing him a slipper:

Jason, flicking his slipper and crushing the mosquito against the wall beside Tim: handled.

Tim, bewildered: did you just snipe a mosquito with a house shoe???

Dick, wheezing as he snatches the remote from Tim: there we go, all the finesse of a Hispanic mom. Thanks, Jay.

Jason, invested in the fifteenth chapter of his book: mhm.

#incorrect quotes #based off a true event because i somehow managed to snipe a fucking mosquito with my slipper #i dont know how i did and ill never be able to do it again but it was cool as fuck #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #batfam #batfamily #batbros #cainschatter

[theguffbin]

I did the thing

the horrible wretched thing

it breathes out of spite for god and smells of diseased moss and I hope it brings nothing but suffering and eight crazy nights bon appetit dork @akanemnon

#I did it #jumping on the bandwagon #because how tf did this monstrosity come back #its fucking horrible and i love it #literally the first thing I do after an eternity of doing nothing #months of creative rut and depression and boom #fucking bitchass adam sandler comes rolling in on a chariot of flaming garbage and broken memes #and suddenly everything feels like it makes sense again #eitherway i hope you hate it #i resisted a snootsie for once #it was hard but i managed #twin runes #twin runes au #twin runes fanart #akanemnon #eight crazy nights

[ifindus]

"Can you just imagine Norway and Sweden here, forced to take a picture together during their union in the 1800s??"

Or, something like that, is about what @cat-with-a-tie said just before requesting this exact scenario ✨

#hetalia #historical hetalia #aph norway #aph sweden #hws norway #hws sweden #sunor #none of them are happy to be there and would rather be anywhere else #lol I finally finished it!! #can't believe backgrounds are so time consuming even with a reference pic 😩😩😩 #also the backdrop for the photo was just so pretty I didn't even try to replicate it #can't believe we spent 5 hours at the museum??? where did the time go?? #and oustside while it was windy and snowing as well! How did we manage?? #would do again tho

[canisalbus]

Is that canon!?! Was Machete just really naive/didn't really understand the implications of his relationship to Vasco? Did his mentor ever find out about them or discuss such things with him? I assume bc he didn't have parents, he kinda didn't get educated on sex or anything. Was it a big shock to realize he was "sinning"?

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#eh I was just exaggerating it for comedy because the page was so unintentionally funny and fitting #he might've been a little bit naive but was painfully aware he was in a relationship with a man and that it was forbidden #his mentor was all about asceticism and mortification and extreme self-denial #and had drilled it into his head that practically all romantic feelings let alone sex were foolish and sinful and should be shunned #so his feelings about the whole thing were complicated but in the end Vasco was more important #not to sound corny #but there was a hole in his heart that he had desperately tried to fill with god that never seemed to care about him #and once he got some of that love he had been aching for #from another living person #he had to do what it takes to make room for that in his belief system #how could such a tender fulfilling and healing thing be wrong #answered #anonymous #his mentor did eventually find out about them and wasn't very happy about it #to put it mildly #but by that point Machete had managed to mostly inch his way out from under his heel #he was graduating and getting ordained and wouldn't be going back to Naples #if it were up to him he'd never want to see him again

[cryptid-condor]

the deer prince and the golden doe

from chapter 34 of Salt00's fic Chick Magnet

please click for HD tumblr is killing this one

#what's up nerds #fire emblem three houses #claude von riegan #fe3h #chick magnet took over my life for like 2 months #i've never managed to get through any fic over 150000 words before but uh..... here i am #i'm on chapter 79 #its like really damn good #i haven't even played the golden deer route yet but i would die for all of them #i feel like the shading on this one is way better than what i did for Dogs of Heaven #i'm getting better! i need to learn how to not do soft shading tho jeez #on the plus now i know how to make glowing molten gold which is the best part of the whole picture tbh #the working title was 'dear deer prince' which is very fun to say #i am going to TRY 52 pieces 52 weeks again but i'll see what happens #but this is week one! and pic one #all my rat

[be-an-echo]

from another mother...

the day when Tess and Maria got shitfaced

#tess and maria appreciation #they've tried to have a girls night like this for such a long time so when miller brothers screwed up (again) well this happened #sooo i believe that there's someone in jackson who make pizzas on a regular basis or like on the weekends #it wouldn't be a girls night without 20 years old magazine full of dumb and funny quizzes #according to one maria is a cornbread and tess is a brioche #these women can't hold their liquor tho #tess tried to teach maria how to smoke but failed maybe next time #ellie walked into a house at some point but quickly changed her mind when she saw that absolute chaos #boys were at tommy's thinking (and drinking) about their life choices and “what in the hell did they do wrong this time” #they found their wives in the morning passed out on the couch with house stinking of cigarettes and booze so they are even now i guess #i think there's a revenge coming soon #that hangover tho..... ugh #tess servopoulos #maria miller #tess tlou #tess lives #when i tell u i started this in january but managed to finish it now in-between some other work... i wouldn't be lying

[moeblob]

You know, when I kept getting asked "so you didn't ever have severe pains before now?" in the hospital and I kept replying "I have a high pain tolerance" I meant it. However, there is only so much pain my tiny 4'9" body can hold... (aka I am sweating and in agony bc I'm getting told to use LESS severe pain meds so I don't rely on them too much and it is AWFUL)

#moe talks a lot #i was shaking earlier and despite the fact i sound like im gonna cry #and the fact that my mom can pick out im about to cry from pain bc im trying to take less pain meds #LIKE MY MOM IS INSTRUCTING ME TO DO #shes like well why arent you taking any pain meds #BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO AVAILABLE OPTIONS AND ON A SIX HOUR TIMER #i cant take both at once or else what happens to me if i hurt before the six hours is up #i have to manage them in a way that allows me to benefit from both and being told im doing it wrong #after being told well its your fault it got so bad because you never complained about pain before #YEAH NO JOKE? REALLY? I NEVER DID? because everyone acts like im too young to feel that kinda pain #oh youre hurting? just wait until youre older #and its currently agony to breathe again but that i guess is also my fault bc im trying to use pain meds #holy moly i just want to not get dizzy standing up cause wow dang #sure would be nice if the multiple incisions in my stomach didnt THROB every time i sneezed or coughed or cleared my throat #but since i didnt use much pain meds before because i would be mocked for being too much of a baby its like #welp damn now i could really use some and im being called out for being too reliant #anyway time to sleep more because that means im not noticing my pain #im literally smaller than most children and so i do understand my body size makes people worried about the medication intake #but can i please just go a day without being asked how much im taking or when i last took it or if im gonna cry #anyway sorry for the excessive rant today never really had surgery or anything so this is brand spankin new suffering

[reineyday]

i love thinking about the different reasons mihawk might have gone from marine hunter to (technically) working for them, but what if garp sold it by saying he'd be able to chase down shanks for more fights without the government interfering. garp's like, "u can have ur lil homoerotic rivalry and get paid for it," and mihawk's like, "i'm listening."

#garp has this idea bc he too had a lil homoerotic rivalry chase with the king of the pirates in his own youth #why yes i DID see a garp/roger post and let it consume me a little. there are only like 25 fics of them on ao3 tho lol. #mishanks #akataka #one piece #garp: no im telling you theyll just occupy each other and we wont have to worry about them ever again #sengoku (remembering how he managed to manipulate their bosses to do the same thing with garp when he started being TOO rambunctious): #huh garp maybe you're right about this one

[little-devil-art]

[Welcome (back) to the dark paradise]🔥

//A piece that I have done, as I have been playing Nightbringer and I got thrown into the rabbit hole that‘s called “Obey Me!“ again. Here are the seven Demon Brothers (Because I am an OG 7 enjoyer actually) and my MC!!//

Hope you enjoy!!

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #lucifer obey me #mammon obey me #leviathan obey me #satan obey me #asmodeus obey me #beelzebub obey me #belphegor obey me #Obey Me MC #My art #alice draws #Oh diavolo why am I here again #How did I manage to fall into OM #I didn‘t think I‘d do anything related to OM again but here I am #I love Lucifer a lot actually you know

[trainingdummyrabbit]

iam getting such a good grade in human being

#today iam excited to be a human being i am a human being i do a good job at being a human being iam good at doing human. things. #manager i canot come in towork today ive forgotten how to be a human . being. today. #piktalk #the basic human experience of sitting there adn then suddenly Oh wait im not supposed to be here how did i get here where am i #mods!!!!! mods!!!! i spawned in the incorrec t instance again mods!!!!! mods im not in my designated habitat mods!!!!!!! #/mods i am not the correct npc for this mission mods HEL--/ #girl its not even noon yet. hell on eart

[softestepilogue]

y’all keep saying how y’all hope ed becomes redeemable and like who tf cares he did anything wrong lmao. pushing Lucius overboard? hilarious. stranding the crew? hysterical. chopping off iffy’s toes? comedic af. y’all always so worried about a character being redeemable or morally right and it’s exhausting. that’s why modern books are what they are now. boring and lame af. ed is morally gray. he’s always been morally gray. he don’t like killin but he likes maimin and he has anger issues. and he’s hilarious when he does all of it.

#ed teach #ofmd #our flag means death #for the love of god just have fun #y’all always worried about a character being redeemable so y’all can morally like them #it’s so weird cause they’re fictional #my fave characters are the ones who morally gray #idc what anyone says they are 100% more interesting when written well #if you like ed just like him lol #you don’t need to jump through hoops to like him just do it #idk how y’all managed to turn a comedy show into something so serious but y’all did it #this is tumblr tho so idk why i’m so surprised #this is why modern books are unbearable to read #cause millennials started publishing and are too pc to write interesting characters #also stede is literally trying to be morally gray #tumblr once again just sucking the fun out of everything #y’all are like that one friend who shows up while y’all are having fun and they correct someone to be pc and just always ruins the vibe #also PS i mean morally gray characters that are well written and not the morally gray characters that are white men y’all want to fuck #there is a HUGE difference #op

[marcmorrigan]

i finished the duel monsters dub for the first time ever last night (!!!) so i figured i oughta lock down my faces for the aibous... what a show, man

#yugi muto #yami yugi #atem #puzzleshipping #yugioh #ygo #ygo dm #duel monsters #my art #ive had atems face pretty set for literally years but ive never managed a yugi i was 100% happy with... this one is MUCH closer tho #i might render this later + experiment with some other hairstyles for them... i prefer drawing them with afrotextured hair #sketch #there are so many other yugioh artists who do such PHENOMENAL interpretations of ygo hairstyles in diff textures & styles!!! #i dont think ill be bringing anything new or revolutionary to the table hsdfghjkl. but i wanna play around w it! #i wanna experiment with‚‚‚ atem mullet‚‚‚ similar to how i did it in my yami jareth art. the super long jellyfish mullet is so cute on him #also!!! its so crazy to me to be done w the DM dub!!! ive loved yugioh for ages but had never managed to finish the show #but i decided some time last year/the year before that i was gonna try again in Earnest and!!! wow!!! call me matchbox 20 #because how far weve come... #this is a big deal to me ive been into yugioh (as an adult) since like 2014ish so this has been a long time coming!!! #im gonna read the DM manga next and i think we are gonna do DSOD this week #then i guess jump right into GX!!! ive been cosplaying jaden for so long its gonna be crazy to watch his actual series... #i only know him from bonds beyond time hsdfghjkl. AND BBT ABRIDGED... MY AUTISM MOVIE... #anyway. yugioh. 🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖😭😭😭💕💕💕

[hauntedpearl]

watching that british guy who plays buck talk about being bisexual on television with my silly little supernatural brain with its supernatural thoughts:

#in a different timeline they are sitting down jensen ackles and asking him if the first time cas walked into frame ans dean became defensive #and mad. if it was about the confused feelings of attraction he did not know how to manage #interviewer: you think dean stabbed him because he didn't know what do with his attraction to this thing be perceived as a monster? #jackles: ahahaha...well...ahah..you know. at that point in time we didn't - we didn't think about going in that direction for dean although #there was always that foundation of possibility of..of a kind of ostracizing experience of life with this guy. he's a man's man! he's #sarcastic! he's attractive he gets the girls you know? but there's definitely an element of - of performance to that. so i mean. #and we remember. we've told this story a hundred times before but when misha walked in on set. i mean! ha! that was reallt quite a day. #he was this weird dorky dude in his weird sweater and we did noy know what to make of the guy. so I'm sure that - that definitely #contributed to the way i ended up playing dean. and while. again. thos storyline was very far from being explored but we - i mean looking #back — definitely. definitely sure. it's possible. atleast the fans are convinced so. hahahaha. what do you think mish? #misha: i think he wanted to fuck him #yes #HEHEHEHEHE #anyway #god. #should i even post yhis on main #castcrew fans don't come for me jesus

[hopeinthebox]

tagged by the tastemaker @cordiallyfuturedwight for the january receipts and would you believe it i'm actually on time

tagging a few favs: @aprylynn @jiminsproof @thvinyl @jimin-gaon @visionsofgideontheninth @btscontentenjoyer @kimchokejin @jihopesjoint @eoieopda @monismochi <333 and you too if you fancy it

#full report in the tags once again: #ladies room - bop of the century. olivia dean i will do anything for you #freak me now - bop of the century. jessie ware i will do anything for you #charm you - bop of the c-- sorry. best album that 2023 managed to gatekeep from me #when did your heart go missing - what can i say? i've been going through a michael moscovitz resurgence... #mia thermopolis (disney's version) how could you let him GO #i can't go for that - every so often hall & oates take a hold of me and there's simply nothing i can do about it. this is one of those times #pomo remix ended up on the groovy chick playlist. call me when they make a movie about HER!! #homesick - two of my favourite boys doing some absolutely devastating work on my mental health #but you can't deny it's a banger for the sax alone. #love at first sight - no notes. magnificent. #shame shame shame - i am not immune to the Pride (2014) soundtrack and nor should you be!! also. it's going on the groovy chick playlist #can't fight the moonlight - leann rimes? uh yeah i sure hope she does #i feel you - still here. expect i will be for a while longer #as for the artist list - nothing particularly new except T-PAIN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR OF A COVER ALBUM #please god go listen to it if you haven't already!! genuinely biblical experience from the guy who brought us “i'm sprung” #thus concludes the month #tag #receiptify #MWAH #i need a lie down

[donnyclaws]

I was gonan make a post apologizing for lack of regular art but I feel like jts already clear im sporadic and in and out of it bc chronic pain and circumstances. So for now I'm gonna hibernate, get my health steady again, deal with money issues, and art will happen when it happens.

#i do feel kind of worn down by it. i wish patreon and commissions didn't feel so taxing even with accommodations ive made for myself #maybe it'll feel better in the future when less is going on but rn it #places this barrier of management in front of art that makes it less relieving to do #cause there's always a part of my brain reminding me it needs to serve a purpose and needs to pay off in some way #which isn’t a new feeling for artists obviously. maybe doing it all since hs js also why it's tiring. and patreon changjng the way it does #working part time now too. idk if maybe id like to step back from it #it's abnormal that i worked taht hard and it did help me get out from my parents and stay out. but im also tired ect #idw let people down by not being able to keep up with a self imposed expectation or #be irresponsible and remove sources of income for myself. redbubble inprnt and patreon all suck in ways that bother me hugely #i only really enjoy itch.io at the minute #not to say anything bad abt patrons or commission clients you've all been excessively kind and patient and understanding always #i wish i could make them better i feel like there's no way how it is at the minute is of value compared to my output as an older teen #but yknow. self imposed worry. im just worn out and id like to just make things without the management and the fretting and the #i havent made a comic post for patreon in ages or this or this i havent made a speedpaint or a song or #yadda yadda lmao #sorry for the impromptu ramble #this isnt to say id never do commissions or a store or anything again or i want to not make money off art #god knows i will need to be grinding out comms once im well again but ex #i feel like im getting less and less able to manage it and then putting out less and less #and hoping ill somehow get very healthy and active again one day and make it worth the wait yknow. #it's not a feeling i want my art to carry in me. #part of me and the parent in my brain is saying it'd be selfish to give up income but the rest is like #that's cruel. i want to feel good and healthy

[creaturefeaster]

Mine annual Rocky Horror viewing hath commenced........... still one of my favorite movies of all time 🦇

#still sometimes baffled at how i managed to watch this when i was 7 #early 2000s era #shown to me by my very cis very straight step father. like i didnt even seek it out myself. #this straight up shouldn't have been allowed #BUT IT DID ANYWAY!!! so lets do the time warp yet again #when i was younger i wanted to be like riff raff so bad it was not even funny #like its not anything i could have ever achieved at the time i was busy wearing tie die t shirts and scrambling around like a cat #i had the standing-in-the-corner leering servant act down to a key though #okay anyway gonna be drawing while watching so lets see what this brings out of me. dear lord.