#I burnt the chicken :(

[arawsuu]

Had to draw Dew even though hes burnt and a bitch

#nameless ghouls #ghost the band #dew ghoul #i can fit so many design choices into this burnt ass chicken nugget #he use to be so bright and blue like Rain #but alas #also dont look at my poor cropping i cant be bothered

[57sfinest]

also yall we need to step back from the harryvision and understand that kim, at his core, is a loser (affectionate) like everyone else. so much out there wants to portray him as limitless patience, great cook, super organized, good handwriting, nice tasteful living quarters etc and that's fun to contrast him to harry but well i am here to RUIN that we need to take off the du bois glasses and appreciate kim for the weirdguy that he is. he has horrific fits of road rage and harry genuinely fears for his life riding along with him and witnessing the generational curses this man is capable of unleashing upon the stupid little fucks that cut him off on the 8/81. he has never had the time or space or budget to learn to cook so he lives off deli sandwiches and butter noodles and the occasional grab-and-go fruit. he writes so much so frequently with such awful handwriting that he has invented a new form of shorthand and the moralintern is contacting him to create a cipher system for them. he has no resources to furnish and maintain a nice flat so it's like a slightly gentrified r/malelivingspace but with a table for his sewing machine and there's scrap fabric and thread and half-pinned half-hemmed pants strewn about the place. there are absolutely a bunch of shitty mockups of his old wirral character in the backs of his notebooks and he hasn't played it in years but if he ever picks it back up then his minmax high int high dex definitely-not-a-self-insert sidhe artificer is READY. everyone add your weirdguy kim thoughts NOW 👇

#the 'kim is so cool and confident etc' illusion shatters the moment martinaise is over and harry knows him outside of the one case #harry will be starry eyed about him for a long time regardless. but harry knows More now #harry like kim i dont know how to cook for myself please help :( #kim comes over. they attempt a dinner. the vegetables turn out undercooked but burnt somehow. the pasta is limp. #the chicken gives them food poisoning. #'are you... bad at cooking?' harry asks. kim pulls the eyebrow. they drop the conversation and harry never asks again #harry decides to try out wirral with a local group and tells kim. kim goes full nerd mode #kim walks him through character creation and gives him a full rules rundown from memory #introduces him to the prominent ttrpg settings and lore. it's a literal 8 hour conversation #at the end of it kim says 'and that's the basics' and harry gives him a Look and kim is like ah. i may have told on myself a bit there. #anyway that ends in harry DEMANDING to see kim's wirral character #kim (embarrassed) (proud of his character) (ashamed) (really wants to talk about his character) (needs help with backstory details) #anyway they end up workshopping their characters together. #kim at the end is like 'hm maybe your guy can be in mine's backstory' and harry goes '😣👉👈 is this first base...' #kiwipost #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi

[sugs-shipping]

Time for "Sugi draws incorrect quotes!" with Ichini and Dabihawks

#sorry if it it's kinda hard to see some stuff 💀 I used a scanning app and I draw everything small so #dabihawks #takami keigo #hawks #chicken man #chicken and bacon #dabi #Todoroki touya #ichini #second ofa user #shigaraki yoichi #ghost boi #kudou #suugiart #my hero academia #burnt bacon #I accidentally posted this to my main blog and wanted to die because people probably got a notif that i posted and went there and saw nix #I need to #I need to use my brain #Kudoichi

[bandgie]

Bandgie's Masterlist!

All of these works are 18+, MDNI

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ warning! some of my works are dead dove/lemon

yellow is dubious/not too bad orange has mentions of gore/dubious consent red is noncon/full gore/graphic deaths

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ Drabbles/One Shots

So Cruel - Miguel O'Hara

Pussy Eating - Miguel O'Hara

Beast of a Man - Tarzan

Pussy Eating - Gyutaro (Demon Slayer)

Quick Taste - xReader's Insert

An Uncertified Doctor - Alucard Castlevania

Pretty Boy (1) | Poor Baby (2) | My Pretty Baby (3) - Bangchan Stray Kids

Ateez MTL Pussy Eating - OT8 Ateez

Ghost in the Night - I.N Stray Kids

Cursed - I.N Stray Kids

Anon Req. Yandere - Bangchan Stray Kids

Before Class (1) | During the Party (2) - Huening Kai TXT

A+ Student - Felix Straykids

Car Drabble - Felix Straykids

Missionary With Them - Bangchan & Minho

Agora Hills - Changbin (skz)

Language Barrier - OT8 SKZ

Req: Gamer Boyfriend - Beomgyu (TXT)

Req: Dark Vampire - Yeonjun (TXT)

Req: Hate sex - Yeonjun (TXT)

The Spell of the Night - Huening Kai (TXT)

Req: Perv & Yandere - Seungmin (SKZ)

Req: Perv & Yandere (2) - Seungmin (SKZ)

Req: Jealousy - Seungmin (SKZ)

Desperate Drabble - Wooyoung (ATZ)

Req: Tarzan Continued - Tarzan

Req: Perv & Yandere (3) - Seungmin (SKZ)

Req: High with Perv - Seungmin (SKZ)

Req: Pervy Thoughts - Seungmin (SKZ)

Req: Choking - Bangchan (SKZ)

Req: Piss - Hyunjin (SKZ)

Req: First Time Domming - OT8 SKZ

Req: High With Them - Chanlix & Jisung (SKZ)

Req: Distracting - Beomgyu (TXT)

Munch Drabble - Jay (ENHA)

Bratty Head Drabble - Sunoo (ENHA)

Learning Kinks Drabble - I.N (SKZ)

Req: Hate Sex 2 - Yeonjun (TXT)

Req: Choking (2) - Bangchan (SKZ)

Req Drabble: Perv - Seungmin (SKZ)

Club Sex Drabble - Lee Know (SKZ)

Anal Drabble - Changbin (SKZ)

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ Series

Predator & Prey (Completed) - You were suddenly teleported to a snowy world while discovering a cave. After norrowingly escaping a terrible fate, you're practically forced to deal with a winged beast you saved. It's awkward and kinda mean, but it does more good than harm.

Lost & Found (Ongoing) - You hated the little town you lived in, you hated your job, hated how everyone knew everyone, you hated how your mother didn't care about how much you hated it. You needed to do something, to get out of this repetitive life. You've decided to apply to be a maid in the castle for the Viscount and his family. With this new life, you hope to change your pace. Yet, one of the sons can't help but give you an eerie sense of familiarity. (Second Part to Predator & Prey)

The Insides (Completed) - You have it all: a good job, a nice apartment, a doting boyfriend who loves you so much. It seems all swell, until he starts behaving strangely. Unfortunate for him, he's not the only person that fell head-over-heels for you. Well...not the only entity at least.

All in White (Ongoing) - Your father, that major of Neuva York, was hosting a party congratulating their safe environment by the hands of Spider-Man. You did not care for parties, only there for the alcohol and occasional good conversations. You managed to catch the eye of Spider-Man, and boy did he want a taste.

˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ I do have requests/hard hours open! Here are some rules...

I will not write about underage characters, real or fake (unless they're adults playing as younger people ex: Eddie Munson, Billy Hargrove, etc.)

No shit! Like literal shit, no scat play (pee is fine, but no piss drinking)

Incest, including in laws (brothers bff/dad's co-worker is fine)

No age play (age gaps are fine)

No virgin reader (this might change, but not allowed as of now)

#hheeeyyyy here's my master list lmao #masterlist #oh gaawwddd its getting serious #im eating dinner rn #I burnt the chicken :( #mdni

[soullessjack]

6am exhaustion posting but it’s very funny to me that jack is compared to so many serpents, the biblical serpent in the garden. the ouroboros. the black snake. and then he loves fantasy movies with heroes that crush villains. he reads fairy tales like sleeping beauty, fairy tales that predominantly have knights in shining armor slaying the dragon or the serpent. obviously with him wanting to be a hero he’d follow the KISH archetype, but also look. serpents are medievally satanic symbols. fairy tales are majority stemmed in European Christianity. He’s literally a dragon that wants to be a knight . A satanic if not Thee Satanic Serpent wanting to be a hero and a Knight In Shining Armor and actively partaking in slaying other beasts for acceptance. this vision came to me with caffeine and zero sleep but do you see it .do you see how this is insane and also funny. Do you understand it …..

#cal.txt #okay goodnight this took like an hour to write bc I couldn’t do words #I am not in a healthy state of mind or body 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 #I have a caffeine addiction and nonexistent sleep schedule and also I am . burnt out every other day !!!! #anyways . #spn #jack kline #spn ramble #spn meta #media tropes #knight in shining armor #dragons #ouroboros #the chicken and the snake #spn 14x14 #supernatural meta #animal motif #Plsase guys does somebody understand this #clutching my head and screaming HE JUST WANTS TO BE GOOD DESPITE WHAT HE IS !!!?!?!!?! #a monster that wants to be a hero . Do You Even Care . #suugghhjfjkgdg #maybe my gummies did kick in #it’s about fucking time it’s been almost thre hours #goondigjttt

[alolanrain]

Regarding Ash's released Pokémon in the Poké Beast AU, I can see the following happening:

Butterfree: Breaks out of behavioral school with his new swarm and goes full on folklore cryptid status.

Lapras: Never goes back to the herd after being rejected for the first time; Ash is more important and the baby has tasted blood and taken down a Moltres.

Larvitar: Is too rowdy to stay at the preserve and given back to Ash.

Goodra: Stays with Ash after resolving the conflict in the marshlands but ominously promises to return if anything else happens.

Greninja: Kalos caused the problem, Kalos can fix it. Kalos hurt Ash, so it owes the region no loyalty.

Naganadel: Is usually mistaken as the second coming of Necrozma due to the level of feral.

Nebby: Is waiting for a chance to go supernova on Ash's enemies he really wants his Meema to say yes.

…. I really wanna read a fic where Nebby, once evolved at the alter, just lowers their head and growls at Gladion before allowing the class on his back. Gotta but that boy back in his place.

#ash ketchum #poke beats!au #ash Ketchums Pokémon #LAPRAS DESERVES TO BITE A BURNT CHICKEN #Lugia watching Lapras take on one of his older kids: you make your grand-pappy proud kid #Groodra just doing the ‘I’m watching you’ move as they walk away with Ash #Poipole being so friendly yet so aggressive at the same time #the ​naganadel comes to be and Necrozma doesn’t stand a damn chance #LISTEN L I S T E N- #Nebby has the right to be angry at Gladion

[larsbarsart]

Day 7. Tim Wright

The guy!!! The Blorbo Himself!!! I am. tired.

Anyway, featured in this are Frisk, Chara, my oc, Sammy, Crimson the Egg, and Leah Maria! He's such a cool dad :]

Leah belongs to @bananaman86 and Crimson is @cardinallll's

#marble hornets #marbletober #mh ut au #tim wright #mh tim wright #mh tim #frisk #ut frisk #undertale frisk #ut chara #chara dreemurr #undertale chara #marble hornets oc #I have. not posted anything about her. but she's my burnt chicken nugget #emphasis on burnt bc she got. severely burnt as a child :]

[yore-donatsu]

I wanted to draw Poseidon!Ramattra and King Conrard between each commission and... this interaction was born in my mind 😅

The version without dialog 

#Crossover #Overwatch #ow #Ramattra #The Husbanbot #Poseidon skin #Dead Cells #DC The King #King Conrard #My headcanon #and AU #Conrard with knowledge of horses ? #Probably 😆 #I can only confirm that he really like baudets du Poitou #They are donkeys with long hair and quite tall for donkeys #For chickens - in Antiquity - some temples sacrificed chickens (by carbonizing them) to gain Poseidon's favor (or appease his wrath) #Of course Conrard is more likely to make dishes out of them than burn them #Making local food #Strangely enough the god will be interested by that #Maybe he's tired of eating burnt chicken ? Surely !

[bolithesenate]

oh right, speaking of the agricorps

behold, my specialest little boy: Nuot-Cla

#none drawing right nuot-cla #several fun facts about him include #his name is an actual name that exists and is the rumantsch version of Nikolaus #he is from stewjon bc i say so #he is a perpetually burnt chicken nugget #(sunscreen who dis) #and he is my most important agricorps oc #why? #because i love him and so should you #random boli thoughts #star wars #my art #jedi agricorps #star wars oc

[astrodizzius]

★Jashtober day 4, Chicken★

#kinda low effort but i dont wanna get burnt out lol #jashtober #jashtober2023 #chicken #doodle #cartoon #art #digital art #dizzius draws

[albi-finch-blog]

LYL Tord is better than whatever this burnt dumpster fire... I don't even know who this is,,, just drew him...

#eddsworld #ew tord #ew red leader #ew red army #burnt chicken #tord is a rat #barbie is his real form #art block #is punching meee #what am i doing

[t3mpest98]

Some good boys being silly

#i luv them #tempests chickens #burnt toast #fred #chickenblr #backyard chickens

[jdiknight]

drawing my bf,,,, love arcann so much,,,, i need a ref for myself (with details that fit my headcanon) bc i wanna draw him more often but needed to concept his arm first for example. he clearly has a more lithe version since redeemed!arcann doesn't look like he's wearing one at all under the sleeve. tried to repurpose the general shapes his emperor!arcann arm has around the shoulder area.

#wip #ghost's art #ghost's hcs #swtor #arcann #i love him so much #my lil burnt chicken nugget #i headcanon him halfdeaf and halfblind

[am-1-ty]

Kinda hate the highlighter background however! Touya has a special place in my heart, a very very burnt place.

#drawings #artwork #touya todoroki #art #artists on tumblr #my hero academia #I love touya #he’s such a burnt chicken nugget #traditional art #mha touya #bnha touya #mha dabi #dabi todoroki #bnha dabi #dabi #dabihawks

[larsbarsart]

Day 9. Friendship

Friendships through the ages.

I! Included! My! OCs!!! Their names are Sammy Oswald-Wright and Ruben Fridman, one was adopted by Tim at age 12 after being homeless for two years and the other met the former for the first time as a child and held onto those interactions for the rest of her life. Together, they're going to kill The Operator with bombs :]

Also, they're in love. They are in gay love and kiss each other all the time

Here's the unfiltered version of the bros

#time to make tomorrow's prompt about Sammy as well! #another relevant point is that those are burn scars #this chicken nugget got burnt when she was 10 #is that and the homeless arc related? yes. will I elaborate? no #currently that is between me. god. and google docs #also for a time frame Sammy was. like 8 when MH ended #just thought that was also worth mentioning #i just realized I forgot tim's scars #but I've already spent too long on this and I wanna move on #also yes I realize the implications of putting two bros and a lesbian couple in the same Friendship prompt is implying #take what you want from this #i do not care. just have fun #marbletober #marble hornets #tim wright #mh tim wright #mh tim #brian thomas #mh brian thomas #mh brian #marble hornets oc #mh oc #mh ocs #oh yeah and Sammy sees dead people in her sleep #goodbyyyyyyyeeee

[askdrhourglassandmuffintop]

Do you like to read? Gaming books perhaps?

i know this is a filly book, but i always like reading it lol

#i don't read much since the library in my village burnt down #n all the books in the TARDIS r all written in languages i can't read :// #all looks like chicken scratch to me #askdrhourglassandmuffintop #ask blog #ask away #ask me #asks open #thanks for the ask! #mlp fanart #mlp friendship is magic #mlp fim #my little pony friendship is magic #mlp #mlp ask blog #mlp derpy #derpy fanart #derpy hooves #doctor whooves #ditzy doo #the doctor #doctor who