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braveincafleet · 7 months

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Just a few of my favourite screenshots from Sam and Colbys haunted Exorcist maze experience for you all to enjoy xD

The blue demon actor certainly had a lot of fun stalking Sam through the maze. A lot of the way through it, it seemed like Sam was fighting for his life while Colby was just living his life and having a good time. xD

#sam and colby #sam golbach #colby brock #exorcist #universal horror #haunted maze #I'm sorry but this whole segment of the video was hilarious #I died laughing at some of the faces #Sorry boys #hype for hell week #hell week #funny

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skywerse · 7 months

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chip doodles (you have no idea how sad he makes me)

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meirimerens · 5 months

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got the tldr of the vid that I'm Not Watching All That & somewhat amusing how the straw breaking the camel's back for people over James Somerton is his blatant and unashamed plagiarism (as it should be genuinely i don't think you can nor should recover from this) like he hasn't regurgitated for years vile, unempathetic, ahistorical and Purely Just Wrong information about gay history including about the fight for legal same-sex marriage in the US and the AIDS crisis. like an alarming amount of people truly heard his ass say "all the good fun funky artistic and radical gays died of aids and all those who were left were unfun stuck-up prudes and conservatives also the fight for legal same-sex marriage was an assimilationist ploy by the latter who just wanted big gay weddings" as if the gay men who survived the epidemic didn't literally lose lovers and friends and entire communities and long-term partners who they shared a life with and who were denied any crumb of this previous life at their death because there was no legal recognition for same-sex cohabitation and unions and their homophobic family could tear everything from the surviving partner thanks to this lack of recognition and let it slide.

some people out there were truly so eager to shit on the boring assimilationist prude gays who survived aids by being stuck-up prudes and who just wanted "big gay weddings" they made up in their minds to get mad at that they turned their brains off and let it slide. they could've used their smoothed-out brains for ONE minute & found out that surviving took 1) plain boring luck and 2) radical, loud, proud gay activists campaigning for safe/safer sex and the information campaigns they led, as well as the protests and demonstrations they undertook to make the government fucking care for once. and that legally-recognized unions [be they civil or religious] were a matter of survival for the partner left behind. some people out there truly let a business major with a turtleneck (possibly the definition of boring) passing himself off as cool and radical and an intellectual tell them homophobic bullshit. and did not blink. like OF COURSE this guy's gonna be a plagiarist. he needs to get his information from SOMEWHERE. because when he tries to formulate his own stuff it's complete fabrications or the frankensteining of multiple sources that he manages to misunderstand/misrepresent threefold over. trying to fit a knit sock over the foot with the inside out and wonder why that itches.

i know many people in his audience are likely very young and also likely american and as such did most of their growing up in a world where their country (1 out of 195. give or take.) had legalized gay marriage but i cannot even begin to describe 1) how Young legalized gay wedding is, even in ""the west"" and 2) how many. other countries there are. my country legalized same-sex marriage before the US did. i am not even 25 and i still remember the hordes of catholics marching down the streets chanting homophobic slogans, implying the only reason two mommies or two daddies would want to raise a child together is for nefarious, vile purposes. i still remember families having to drag their asses into court to argue that, yes, a woman who raised a child for its whole life with another woman she's in a long-term committed cohabitated relationship with should have the right to be considered a direct guardian even if she's not biologically related to the child, and spending thousands of bucks having to argue their case in court. this might be shocking to some, but there are countries where homosexuality is punishable by death. in others, not by death, but by imprisonment. in others, not by imprisonment, but by ""medical intervention"". in others, not by ""medical intervention" but by fines. and in some others still, you can be gay (yay!) but you still cannot get married or civil-unioned, and the very same shit that was discussed in the 80s is still discussed now. the right to stay a guardian of your partner's child if your partner dies or is ill, so the kid does not go into foster care. the right to inherit your partner's property according to married rights instead of having through long annoying time- and money-consuming legal processes. the right to arrange your partner's funeral or have a say in their medical choices if they're incapacitated instead of their (potentially homophobic) families.

like We Are Not There Yet. we are not in a world where any homosexual can truly, fully, wholeheartedly assimilate, whether you consider it a good thing or not. fun gay artists and boring uninteresting gay office workers die the same death that we all do. the one you don't wake from. and guess what. all types of homosexuals, regardless of which ones you pick and choose to be mad at, are affected by homophobic legislation. not just the ones you think should be spared because they're oh so fun. and oh so radical.

donate to the rainbow railroad org if you can. they help LGBT+ people escape state-sponsored violence. a singular nail on one of their members' hand does more activism and real-life good than any mfer making video essays could do in his entire life.

#also were the two gay male writers who died of AIDS who's shit you stole of the ''fun artistic gays'' or the boring ones? you seem to like #their stuff enough to steal. you want their talent their eloquence and their presence; which is missed; sooo bad you look stupit!#also gay people have always gotten married. privately; clandestinely; in secret; in shame often.#gay people have had commitment ceremonies for as long as we've had partners.#like even if some of us did want ''big gay weddings''. by all means cope and seethe that no one wants your hand in marriage #and to dedicate their lives to you as you do to them publicly; to the world's face. but that's a skill issue.#not making this shit rebloggable i'm just complaining about the guy. have disliked him for a while for this ^ & also his fabrication of #how Radclyffe Hall's trial actually went. like you can literally wikipedia this shit.#unrelated me and my dad have this joke where when i feel like my academic life is not too great/i maybe should have done something else #i go ''well i might have gone to the Unemployment Factory; but at least i'm not a Business Student [shocked face] [retching face]''#and my dad hysterically laughs. all of the worst people he's ever met had been business students once.#anyways. allmother mother of all great priestess of dishing out Ls to the deserving #thank you for having taken this man down in such a glorious colossal blaze. CHEH!#neigh (blabbers)

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sailforvalinor · 7 months

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#listen listen man I don’t know what is happening to me #I asked the Boy if he wanted to call today because I didn’t want to make him feel like he always had to be the one to ask to talk and stuff #you know? because it’s always been him asking up until this point #but I was feeling really apprehensive about it for some reason and just kinda wanted to curl up in a ball and not talk to anyone until #tomorrow—idk I was having an introvert moment #but then as soon as he called me all the anxiety went away and I talked to that boy for FOUR HOURS and now my face hurts so much from #laughing I just took ibuprofen #do I know what this means? absolutely not #anyway. he referred to C.S. Lewis as ‘good ol’ Louie’ and I just about died #also this boy can do a Scottish accent??? HELLO??? he just pulled that out of his back pocket without warning???

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humanbeanisnotamused · 7 months

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i am Haunted and Pursued by the image of jean with a high fever maybe, or in enough pain to make the world blur. and calling for aunty bee but what she says is "mama".

#later she will pretend not to remember saying this #look at her. people with living mothers don't act like that #you know the. the stereotypical weird kid with the english teacher #candela obscura #addition to the list of extremely specific things i have decided based on vibes alone: jean's mother died when she was about 12 #memories of a smile. a laugh. sometimes she forgets what her face looked like. some of her jewellery was her mother's #it was just her and her dad through most if not all of puberty

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veshialles · 9 months

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customers keep asking me "do you guys have any [random wrestlers name] merch?" and it's like. sir, I'm a dyke I only know about Rhea Ripley from thirsty tumblr gifs sorry I can't help you

#also just had some guy laugh in my face for handing him a 'women's championship' toy belt and I hope he dies <3 #ruby rambles

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ladyhavilliard · 2 years

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS BOOK 3????????????????????

#tgcf spoilers #tgcf book 3 #okay now let's rant in the tags #THE WHOLE WIND MASTER AND BLACK WATER PLOT KILLED ME #IT WAS SO PAINFUL #AND THEN THIS SHIT AT THE END HAPPENS #AND I WANT TO MURDER EVERYONE #also when they entered the kiln and white no face said that xl would be the one to come out #my mind immediately went 'oh shit can xl actually be a ghost even tho he's a heavenly official???'#cause we have seen heavely officials die or xl has been worried that they might be killed #so obv killing a heavenly official is possible #however more shit than imaginable has happened to xl and he never actually dies???#even hc told him 'i knew you can't die and aren't scared of death' or some shit #and i always found it very suspicious but then xl said that whole plan of white no face killing him to turn him into a ghost??? so idk now #what actually matters is that i will die cause i know this will hurt like a bitch #the only 'spoilers' i already knew were: xl's bad memory and the 'didn't know whether to laugh or cry' thing is done on purpose #so far i could only guess what that purpose was #but holy shit now i will find out and i am scareddddddddd #also i hope these tags don't get fucked up and stay in order #i hate when that happens.#xie lian #tian guan ci fu #white no face #heaven official's blessing spoilers

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chanrizard · 2 years

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#lmao seeing as they talked about astrology in the interview is this the right time to mention that some time ago bored out of my mind #i looked up the compatibility rate between my birthchart and a certain someone's just for funsies #and i about died laughing because it's super high #ok delulu suit off removing the clown makeup from my face but a girl can dream ok

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koorinohebi · 1 year

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A Blaze to Find the Truth

An imposing figure.

An impossible, unreasonable demand.

The Scout Regiment surely had it all-- had everything that anyone remotely sane wouldn’t want to burden themselves with, that is.

“One month from now, we will conduct a recon mission outside the walls. Recruits from among your ranks will be expected to take part. We expect thirty percent of them will die. After four years, most will be dead. But those who endure will become superior soldiers, capable of surviving anything.” There was hardly any pause to be had, apart from those of the cadets that were gathered around. Doubt swooped in and perched upon the hearts of each and every one. The good news about learning more about the enemy was trampled so easily by the horrifying truth that was laid out for all of them to accept and swallow. “Now having heard this dismal state of affairs, whoever still wishes to put their life on the line and join us, remain here. But first ask yourself. ‘Am I willing to offer up my beating heart for Mankind?’ That is all.”

At the end of the Commander’s words, the rumbling sounds of footsteps began. One by one, the majority of those who had gathered here today began to turn their backs. Each one, a shadow looming over their features as they’ve made their choice. It wasn’t as if they were turning away from humanity-- no, they were turning away from the mission; giving into fear-- they were turning away to preserve their own lives. No one wanted to die, not for a cause that they don’t embody. Anyone can believe a dream, but not everyone can grasp what it truly meant to live it, specially if what they see before them was a nightmare.

What sort of outcome were they hoping for? Is that Commander stupid, or is he just out of his mind? Does he really expect that anyone would--

And then, as the cadet looked upon the forefront, the unwavering gaze of the man known as Erwin Smith remained. There was no hint of reluctance, no hint of disappointment at the fact that majority were running away with their tails tucked between their legs. Somehow, to Kiomi, this felt insane. Normally, wouldn’t anyone be disheartened by such a turn of events? Unless of course… Unless of course, this was done in order to weed out those who lacked the resolve to fight, and those who lacked the knowledge of what it’s like to stand up against the monstrosities known as Titans.

What about her? Despite the flood of people leaving, she found herself firmly rooted to her spot. She noticed that some of her peers also remained, only a mere handful, the look of dread on their faces all too apparent. Like this decision was a mistake. It seemed like they didn’t want to be here, but yet they remained. She wondered why. Even if reasons have been glossed over this afternoon, much like what Jean had told them, she still couldn’t understand what made these people stay despite the obvious suicide mission that they’ll be thrown into a month from now. If she stayed, she’ll be riding to her death too, won’t she? Kiomi looked within herself for an answer; at least to the question that had been posed before all this transpired. ‘Am I willing to offer my beating heart for Mankind?’ If she was being frank, the answer was no. Kiomi owed nothing to the mankind that had… robbed her of god knows what. She couldn’t remember. There was nothing there to attach her to wanting to die for humanity. However, not everyone had been unkind. Even if she didn’t like people very much, her… well, her friends from the 104th Training Corps had been fair to her, haven’t they?

If I turn away now, join another division, the chances of survival would be bigger. But that would mean abandoning those so called friends who stayed behind, right? The young cadet felt no obligation to humanity as a whole, but in the time that she had spent with her peers, that’s where she felt her obligation existed. Not for anyone other than them. Not for the man in front recruiting them, not even for mankind itself-- but only for Mikasa, Armin, Jean, Christa, Connie, Ymir, Eren, Sasha, along with the rest of their battalion-- even for Marco who was no longer with them. If she was going to eventually die anyway, she’ll die on her own terms, even if it means fooling herself that it’s for humanity’s sake. She’ll ride along with this sham.

As the moments passed, everything slowly began to settle. And then there was silence; nothing but the crackling of wood as the flames ate away at it could be heard. The feeling was uncomfortable, she wanted to leave, the somber sound of burning wood made her feel sick. The cadet had to focus on something else.

“I ask you,” As if on cue, the Commander’s voice draw her and her comrades’ attention. Thankfully. “If you were ordered to die, could you do it?”

She believed Kirstein answered for everyone when he bellowed out that they didn’t want to die. Somehow, Kiomi believed that the commanding officer’s reaction would be disappointed. However, all he did was accept the answer and smiled solemnly at them. His gaze, while stern, was accepting of their unwillingness to meet with their demise. Do adults like this truly exist? While he had laid out a plan that assured death, he wasn’t telling them to die now, was he? Whether it was to humor them or not-- no, his countenance at the moment doesn’t seem to be that way. It seemed to her that he was more convinced that it would be a good thing if none of them died.

“You who stayed, you are now one of us. Allow me to welcome you to the Scout Regiment. This is a genuine salute, soldiers! Together, we give our hearts!”

In that moment everyone who stayed behind gave their salute. Together, with resounding voices, everyone stood firm. Gloom was apparent on the faces of the few who stayed, some a little less telling of what they actually felt at the path that they've chosen. While Kiomi heard the murmurs around her she could only truly focus on what lies ahead.

“Those of you standing here have worked through your fear. You have proven yourselves courageous.”

More than the flames that burned brightly, the girl felt that they all fail in comparison to the one who stood before them as Commander. A memory flashed in her mind, one that made her temples throb. She remembered people who she assumed was in charge; never satisfied, always disappointed; so much splattered blood around her; Kiomi felt sick.

“Each one of you has my heartfelt respect.”

Oh...

However, those words alone shattered the image that lingered in her head. To think that someone like this existed. Perhaps following this Commander will give her answers to the many questions that were spiraling in her head.

Perhaps he was the means-- the blaze to find her truth.

#⩤ Memories from the Paths ⩥ Drabbles #AoT #SnK #ic.#⩤ To each their own devices : Kiomi ⩥#WATCH HOW I BUILD HER ENTIRE PERSONALITY AROUND THE WORDS OF ERWIN SMITH.#WATCH HOW HE BECOMES SO INTEGRAL TO HER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN THIS VERSE.#THAT SHE IS GOING TO HAVE A LITERAL BREAKDOWN AND LIFE CRISIS THE MOMENT ERWIN DIES.#I'm laughing at how her view of the commander escalated so quickly.#From 'This commander is so stupid' to 'This commander is amazing'.#Anyway. The look on her face looks like she's found some sort of salvation.#Good for you. Kiomi. Enjoy it while he's still alive.#I feel like. at the start. Erwin is to Kiomi what Titans are to Hange.#Anway. She looks so cute in her cadet uniform. Hello.#Kiomi's mental 'Oh...' is like my favorite thing because it means she realizes something. Whether it be good or bad.

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vulcanhello · 2 years

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DISCOVERY SEASON TWO THOUGHTS!!

i’m gonna try and hit the major season wide stuff and then the finale bc HOLY SHIT. it was good

overall i think this season was a lot better than the first, mostly because of my personal interest in these kinds of stories. time travel, time loops, that singular moment of understanding always always hits me. that, and the strong visuals in relation to the red angel and the time travel were sooooo good to me it’s a ten course meal for my brain.

some stuff i liked this season was more interactions with the bridge crew- although i think it could have been better, with them in the future for season three i think it’ll be really good based on the foundations of season two. i especially liked that scene with airiam going over her memories with the other officers so more of that would be good

i also liked the background aliens! the lizard guy, the guy with the huge head, po, and that one lady on the enterprise were super cool!

also i think michael is great. she’s the best character of all time really. her relationships with saru and ash and tilly were so so good and i wished we had more time with them. and spock! i think if you’re gonna add spock to a show it’s necessey to make him the annoying little brother he truly is. the most badass thing discovery did was bring aboard the world’s most beloved little alien and make sure we all knew he would never be as cool as his older sister. absolutely amazing. fr tho i thought their relationship was really well done and their last conversation absolutely has my heart. they mean everything to me

some things i wasn’t liking as much was having pike be the captain. i don’t really think it was necessary to the show honestly. i don’t think michael needed to be captain but saru would have done just fine- them not being able to pick up a new captain would have forced him into the chair and i think that would have been more interesting than a lot of pike’s scenes. i think pike’s cool and all but he took up a lot of time i wasn’t interested in personally. also, airiam’s death made sense for the story, but they really should have built on her character throughout the season, not just in the 30 minutes before her death. i’m also glad the klingons took a backseat, but i will be honest i was excited to see them in the final battle. speaking of final battles…

i think final battles are lame, and not exciting, and visually it looks like cgi vomit. HOWEVER. because the finale ALSO gave me the most beautiful heartstopping spectacular stunning amazing scene of all time during it i am forced to excuse it. michael using the red angel suit really was awesome.

i think i just really really liked it. and while i hope there’s a lot more effort put into the characters interpersonal relationships next season, i think this one makes for a solid foundation for that. maybe lower the stakes and have a bit of fun! i think we need a wacky episode. something silly. they need a break! michael needs a break to hang out with her friends and worry about nothing more than a minor tribble infestation or something. fingers crossed for season three 🤞

#im trying not to make the mother of all long posts so im adding stuff in the tags #minor stuff really. for example i must comment that i wish they had more time for gabrielle burnham. she was wicked wicked cool and i hope #we see her again next season #i’m also glad we got to see culber and stamets work it out! i’m goad culber punched ash in the face i’m glad he’s going to figure out how to #move forward WITH paul rather than by himself’#i also also want more from the discoverys main doctor- she had a real funny line in the finale and i think we need more of her #also! phillipa laughing as lelandcontrol died was so funny i love michelle yeoh #and her and nhan beating him up was good. i hope they team up more #hmmm what else what else #basically. i look forward to season three #no pike so we get to see more of ppl like owo and detmer and maybe michael will be captain now?#with some lower stakes and maybe a fun episode or two for character relationship stuff would be great #okokok i’m done #i love michael tho #she’s so cool she’s learning to be vulnerable she’s learning to trust her friends she #she #she’s everythint and more to me #did i mention she’s cool? she is #when she started zapping thru time i was hollering MICHAELLLLL WOWWWWW MICHAELL #okokok im done #captain’s log #dsc

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youremyonlyhope · 2 years

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Me: So I had been lying in bed when my friend told me the Queen was on her deathbed, so I ran to the TV to check if it was true and I freaked out. I was hysterical.

Dad: Oh ok.

Brother: She has not stopped talking about it.

Dad: Well yes, I'm not surprised, she is the resident Anglophile of the family.

Me: Wait. Dad. Question. Did you think I was freaking out in sadness or happiness?

Dad: ...Sadness of course.

Me: *Laughs hysterically*

Brother: This is what I've been dealing with.

#i finally saw my dad for a bit after getting back from hawaii and catching covid and therefore quarantining #(he came by to drop off some food and we talked outside in masks over 6 feet apart AND i was downwind)#apparently when i texted him the day the queen died and he responded with a sad face he thought i was sad with him #also please note i am not an anglophile but i do watch a lot of british tv and am obsessed with austen novels #my poor brother was stuck with me in a car for hours up a hawaiian mountain as i read out all the memes i was finding #and i only stopped when i ran out of reception #my brother forbade me from talking about the queen at the wedding we were in hawaii for #he didn't want to stir drama since half the attendees were australian. to which i said they're probably laughing with me.#(i kept the peace and didn't ask so for all i know those australians were sad but i don't think they were)

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aviolettrose · 1 month

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A fanfic idea:

Bruce was able to rescue Jason before he died, and after this experience, Jason stopped being Robin.

He became afterwards the golden child, he goes to college (with a scholarship), helps out in the city library, teaches children (helps with their homeworks and helps them to study), works part time in a car garage in crime alley, and is a supportive brother.

And it pisses his siblings off.

Because there has to be something fishy because no one, really no one, is that perfect.

And there is something fishy.

He is also Red Hood.

No one knows, and the vigilantes never talk to Jason about "the family business" because he needs to concentrate on his studies and other stuff.

So imagine, Batmans suprise when the JL was able to catch Red Hood.

Someone takes Jasons helmet off in front of Batman, Nightwing, and other members

And Jason, who wears also a domino mask, doesn't look Batman in the face even as he says :

"Hey Dad. I can explain."

And Dick loses his shit, he laughs so hard because, Jason, The golden child, the one who gave up on being a vigilante, who reads to children in the library, is a goddamn crimelord.

Bruce just stands there frozen because wtf Jason?!

And Dick takes selfies with Jason being tied up and calles the other Batkids in because they should definitely not be left out of it.

(Edit: As someone who doesn't really write (or can write good stories), I want to say, feel free to use this prompt for a fanfiction. Just please give credits to me (because I don't know if someone else had also this idea and posted it) and please inform me if you publish something (because I want to read a fanfiction like this too))

(Edit: people we got a link, pls leave some love there for @radioactivepigeons, https://archiveofourown.org/works/55499164

And for those who have struggles with the link, the fanfiction is called Prodigal by Carbon65, and you only have access to it with an ao3 account, BUT I pinned the tumblr version)

#jason todd #batfam #comic #dc universe #dick grayson #bruce wayne #justice league #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #duke thomas #dc #dcu #dc comics #fanfiction idea #ao3 being down is fr an apocalypse #hope yall are safe

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pipariperho · 4 months

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This week at work the alarm bells went off suddenly and it's like that happens occasionally for non-fire reasons, so the 1st thing we did was to check our phones if it was a scheduled maintenance testing but there wasn't any messages saying it was so my coworker called the person who maintains the alarms and he came there and asked us what we are supposed to do in this case somewhat annoyingly so I guessed it was a test. At that me and the coworker left and went to the other building to do some other stuff while he figures it out/rans the test.

Then yesterday I read from the news board that evacuation excercise was held on Tuesday and most of the workers 'died' because they failed to follow the protocol and yes that included the board members and the ceo. 💀💀💀

#the unbetaed edition of my life #Been laughing ever since for the wording #Thing is here it can also mean that some valve has stuck in a wrong position or something and there's vapour around #So most of us just go check the alarm panel to figure out where it alarm went off and then GO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON like the fools we are #I guess we think that if it's an actual fire then we would smell smoke #Not sure if we were supposed to go all the way to the meeting point #But like what's the point at least give us something to show off for it and to rub it in the faces of the ones who 'died'

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moechies · 12 days

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geto and thigh highs 👙🍋‍🟩

geto who goes mute when he sees you in thigh highs.

poor boy nearly dies , face visibly flushed as you sit so prettily for him on the edge of your guy’s bed, body covered in a skimpy outfit and lacy thigh highs.

he crawls atop of you, taking the phone out of your hands and making you face him. he fidgets at the soft fabric, groping the soft fat of your thighs squeezed by the sock.

“suguru.. stop it..” you writhe underneath his perverted touches.

“where d’ya think you’re going like this baby? hm?”

“was just gonna meet up with some friends, sugu.”

“mm, i don’t think so.”

“ what ? why not.! “

he pulls his body off of yours, sat in between your thighs with your legs dangling over his. he pulls up your shirt, revealing your soft tummy and a great sliver of your tits, causing you to squeal in surprise.

“eek— stop it you perv..!”

“oh baby, i’ll show you ‘perv.’ ”

his arm comes down to lift your leg over his shoulder, leaving soft bites along the fat of your thigh. his kisses draw lower, fingers tracing against the lace of your thigh once again. he refuses to break his eye contact, nothing could beat watching your cute face, he thinks.

“lay still honey, you’re squirmin’ too much.”

“s-sorry!”

he grins, head lowering towards your panty clad cunt. he lifts up your skirt, pressing kisses into the slicked up patch accompanied by non-stop gropes to your body.

“y’look so fuckin’ pretty, so fuckin’ pretty with these thigh highs on. my girl.”

you let out a moan of pleasure at his honey words, surely he would pick it up as a ‘thank you.’ you accidentally buck your hips towards his face, eager to let the man take action.

“heh, baby wants me here?”

he pulls the panty aside by a single finger, his tongue taking a long stripe of your slicked up cunt. he feels you throb against him, pressing another feverent kiss onto the bare flesh.

“baby’s so desperate. y’want it? want suguru to make you feel sooo good?”

“p-please—, please…”

“oh sweet girl.” he laughs, tongue dipping into the sweetness of your cunt.

#jjk #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #suguru x you #suguru geto smut #geto suguru smut #getou x reader #jjk getou #getou suguru #geto smut #getou suguru x reader #geto x reader #jjk geto #geto x you #geto x y/n #drabbles ⋆⑅˚₊

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pseudowho · 2 months

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Stoic

When Gojo assumes Nanami Kento's lack of PDA for the reader shows a lack of desire for her, a tipsy Kento is quick to correct him.

Warnings: 18+ drabble, Kento goes on a smutty rant

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'A quick drink' after work had soon turned into two, three, four. Shoko took full advantage of the rooftop bar's balcony, smoking and idly chatting; Higuruma and Atsuya gossipped and quipped, snorting into their drinks; Satoru observed Kento and you keenly behind his dark lens; you stood, excusing yourself to the bathroom as Kento gave you a gentle smile.

"I'm sorry," Satoru interrupted loudly when you were gone, his pot boiling over, "I just-- I just don't get it, Nanami." All eyes were on Satoru and Kento now-- Kento, with one thin eyebrow raised in quiet disdain at Satoru, and Satoru, with his elbows planted forward on his knees in challenge.

A few moments of silence. Kento huffed, "Should I be apologising for someth--"

"--you've been together for years," Satoru interrupted, "and I'm just not convinced. She could be-- she could be a coat rack for all the affection you show her, you're supposed to not be able to keep your hands off her--"

"--you want me to grope my fiancée in public, am I correct--"

"--well maybe, anything to show that you love her--"

Kento laughed out loud, deep and humourless, continuing to chuckle into his glass, scoffing to himself; "Love her," he rumbled, swirling his whiskey, amber eyes flickering and carnal in the firelight.

Shoko had turned, smirking, to watch the scene. Atsuya leaned back, scowling, chewing on a toothpick with crossed arms. Hiromi leaned, glimmer-eyed, into the drama, one hand cupping his jaw and the other clasping his wineglass. He picked up the bottle, slowly beginning to pour another glass.

"I don't love her," Kento spat, downing his glass of whiskey in one smooth swallow, hissing and slamming the glass down on the table, "I worship her. I'm obsessed with her."

Satoru was silent, mulish, as Kento continued.

"I would walk through rains of bullets for her," he mused aloud, "I would cut off fingers with blunt knives--"

"Nanami, alright, I'm sorry--"

"Any second I'm not with her," Kento continued, his voice quieter, darker, the group leaning into him, "is a second wasted. I don't know what point there was in the years I spent without her-- probably just there to build me into even a semblance of the man she deserves--"

"--why are we doing this--"

"-- and when I'm not thinking about talking to her, watching her, being near her, holding her, or-- fuck, just having her look at me goes bone-deep...I spend at least eighty-percent of my time thinking about different ways to make her cum--"

Satoru was blushing now, his face in his hands, while the others leaned into Kento's mild breakdown with awe, "--fucking hell Nanami, I didn't mean--"

"I almost died last week, at work," Kento mused, as a laughing Hiromi slid the glass of wine down the table to Kento, which he caught seamlessly, "because I was too busy thinking about how her mouth had felt around my cock the night before, because I was pondering the many applications for my tie, because I was thinking about how incredible she felt underneath me--"

Atsuya and Shoko whispered together, Hiromi now giggling to himself unashamedly; "Oh he's really going for it--" "I know I know, shhh, let him finish--"

"--and I've been sat here with her all evening, resisting the urge to strip her, tie her wrists together and have her ride me until I go fucking blind, all because of social-fucking-propriety, just for some long streak of jizz like you to say I clearly don't love her--"

Satoru had shrunk in on himself now, his soul quietly leaving his body, mortified and put to rights as Kento tsked, swirling his wine before downing that, too. He accepted the bottle Hiromi slid towards him in approval.

"...it really just is rather rude and presumptuous of you, isn't it, Gojo?"

The group sat in stunned silence as you returned, sitting beside Kento and laying a hand on his crossed knees. You felt the bizarre tension; Hiromi unable to conceal a blush as he looked at you, Shoko giving you a knowing smile around her cigarette, Atsuya unable to make eye contact. You smiled uncertainly.

"...what did I miss?"

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It’s been months since he’s settled into life at Wayne Manor. It’s hilarious that they don’t think he knows about their obvious nightlife (and that’s coming from someone whose hero name was just their last name spelled differently) but they don’t know anything about his own past as a vigilante. To be fair, a dimensionally displaced Ghost King wasn’t really on the board for reasonable guesses. Danny Fenton blinked innocently at Duke, blue eyes watery and oh-so-trusting of his adopted older brother when Duke claimed that his bruising came from getting caught in Ivy’s attack on the busses today.

(“Oh my god he’s so trusting and pure what the hell?” He heard Steph whisper to Dick, who nodded emphatically.)

“Oh man, you should get some rest. You guys are seriously unlucky, you know? Do you need to go to the hospital?” Danny asked Duke, his core trilling as he allowed himself to fuss over a member of his ‘fraid.

“Nah, man. I’m good. I think I’ll take a nap and sleep it off.”

“Okay. Oh, here!” Danny fumbled for his bag, grabbing his prescribed pain meds- for his chronic pain, but they don’t actually do anything for him since his ectoplasm burns away most of it- and handed it to Duke. “Take one, and only one. Those bruises look nasty.”

And then Danny gave him the puppy dog eyes and Duke folded, because Danny knew that he wasn’t supposed to hand his meds out but these situations were kind of the reason he claimed chronic pain to being with (even if it was true and his hands shook with aftershocks).

“Thanks, Danny. I feel like death warmed over.”

Danny laughed, the opportunity to mess with the family sparking in his head. “Yeah, I’ve died before. Wouldn’t recommend it.”

With that, Danny threw Duke an easy going smile and walked towards his room, bag on his back.

From his peripherals, Danny watched Jason drop his bowl of snacks, Dick’s pale face, and the concerned and shocked look of everyone else. Except Damian, who just kind of scowled thoughtfully. Tim looked like he was going to rip Danny apart like an interesting puzzle, Cass sat up straight (and he made sure every micro expression he caught on others stayed unconcerned on his own body), and Duke froze.

He snickered- well out of regular earshot- as whispers and whispered shouts rung out after he left the room.

He can’t wait to drop the “I know you’re vigilantes” bomb on them. It’ll be hilarious.

#danny phantom #dc x dp #tim drake #dick grayson #duke thomas #Danny is ghost king #Danny messes with the bat fam by trauma dumping #he’s like I’ll drop lore as a prank #but he actually got attached and is sharing trauma as a form of trust #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #those baby blues #Danny uses puppy dog eyes #it’s super effective #they think he’s the most normal #they’re (heh) dead wrong

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