honestly i don’t think y’all are ready for my namjun birthday gfx 😎😎 i love it so much
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku & Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Todoroki Fuyumi & Todoroki Shouto
Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Todoroki Fuyumi, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Crack, Conspiracy Theorist Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto Friendship, Enemies to Friends, Fix-It of Sorts, Smart Todoroki Shouto, Aldera Middle School Faces Consequences (My Hero Academia), dadmight, Social Media, Chaotic Midoriya Izuku, Chaotic Todoroki Shouto, Hero Society is Corrupt (My Hero Academia), Secret Identity, speedrunning canon
Series: Part 5 of All for One Versus Social Media
Summary:
Izuku Midoriya had a sizeable following online. Not as a hero, but as a conspiracy debunker. He built his following using facts and his obscene amount of free time as a kid without friends.
Shouto Todoroki wondered if this is what it felt like to have a mortal enemy. He wanted to prove the mysterious debunker wrong. He wanted a conspiracy to be right and his rival to swallow his words.
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Egyptian pharaoh names but I’ve turned them into ancient cat names
1. Tutankhbastet (Tutankhamun)
This is the most obvious name on this list because literally all I’ve done is change out the name of one god for another god. I’m not doing that for any of the others I promise.
King Tutankhamun is the one pharaoh everybody knows about, which is ironic since his birth name literally means “the living (ankh) image (tut) of the Hidden One (Amun).” (“Tut” can also be translated as “likeness” or “statue.”)
Amun was the Egyptian god of, uh… stuff (he’s hidden. His whole deal is that he’s hidden). Bastet was the Egyptian cat goddess. Sometimes she was portrayed as a lady with a cat head, but sometimes she was just a cat. If you switch Amun’s name out for Bastet’s, it becomes “the living (ankh) image (tut) of the Cat Goddess (Bastet).” Truly, a name that only the most dignified and elegant cats deserve.
Transliteration: twt-anx-bAstt
You could also say it “Tutankhbast” if you prefer.
2. Hatmiushepsyu (Hatshepsut)
Hatshepsut’s name means “the foremost (hat) of noblewomen (shepsut),” and it turned out to be really good name for her, since she became pharaoh and all. If you want to change it to “foremost of noble cats” it becomes Hat-miu-shepsyu, “miu” meaning “cats” and shepsyu meaning “noble.”
Transliteration: HAt-miww-Spsyw
3. Nedjestiti (Nefertiti)
I am aware that calling Nefertiti a pharaoh is controversial since there’s a chance that Neferneferuaten might have been her daughter and not her. But finding names of pharaohs that you can do this to and are also popular enough to be recognized is hard so shush.
Nefertiti was supposedly the most beautiful woman in the ancient world (although we can’t confirm that because Nefertiti and all the other ancient women are now dead). Her name fits this, because it means “the beautiful one (nefert) has come (iti).”
“Nedjes” is a word meaning “small,” so changing the name to Nedjest-iti makes it mean “the small one has come.”
This is a good name, because if your cat is bad then you can use it in a derogatory sense to call them a penniless little beggar. Unfortunately, it only really works for girl cats, because the masculine version is “Nedjesiu,” which loses the pun quite a bit.
Transliteration: nDst-ii.ti
4. Miumer (Narmer)
Narmer was the first pharaoh to rule over all of Egypt, and like other early pharaohs the only name used for himself was his Horus name instead of his throne name or birth name. (You know that TS Elliot poem about how cats have a bunch of different types of names? Pharaohs are like that too). Because Narmer was his Horus name, it was written inside an enclosure called a serekh instead of a cartouche.
The name itself means something like “striking (mer) catfish (nar)” or “fierce (mer) catfish (nar).” To change it to “striking cat” or “fierce cat,” you need to change nar to miu: Miu-mer. (Yeah the English translations of this one are stronger wordplay than the Egyptian versions, sorry.)
If your cat is a girl then the name should be Miutmer instead.
Transliteration: miw-mr
5. Bitokris (Netiqerti/“Nitokris”)
Queen Nitokris was either a cunning murderess, whose name lurks in the shadows of history… or she was a 3,000 year old transcription error. The only potential record we have of her name in hieroglyphs is the name of a pharaoh called “Netiqerti” on the Turin kings list. This could be Nitokris, or it could be a mistake made by a scribe while trying to copy the name of the name of another, completely different pharaoh.
If Netiqerti is Nitokris, then her name means “Neith (Net, a goddess) is excellent (iqerti).” Bit-iqerti/Bitokris would mean “honey (bit) is excellent (iqerti).”
Transliteration: bit-iqr.ti
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Thinking about older/adult zhuiling and how they’d technically be in an LDR?? Jin Ling is the new sect leader of the Jin clan and Lan Sizhui is basically traveling around with his undead uncle doing whatever the hell he wants because fck the police
I personally headcanon that LSZ is a free spirit for sure and isn’t the type who needs to be around his S/O all the time to love them and feel secure in their relationship but I feel like JL would lowkey haaaaate the constant distance so much (he’s baby, let him be clingy lmao) that he’d keep making up excuses to either visit the Cloud Recesses or bring LSZ to Jinlintai
and everyone in Jinlintai is looking at LSZ like “why is he here again?” so JL keeps saying it’s sect leader stuff, official business and everyone’s like “okay and that official business involves him wearing your clothes and sleeping in your room every night???” 💀💀
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