#If you get that reference

[thatonegaybrit]

; I know assuming someone is queer based on their appearances is bad and promotes stereotypes that are harmful and I'd never genuinely judge someone based on their apperance but ... You ever just see someone and think " if that mf is cishet then my gaydar has been destroyed by a target shopping cart of straightness and barbecues because holy friend of mara they're gay. " like is it just me or do some people just ?? Fruit ??

#queer humour #lgbtqia+ #nonbinary #queer #transblr #humour #joke #don't assume based on appearances #this is lighthearted #and not 100% serious #Like 55.5% serious #at best #Friend of mara #If you get that reference #marry me #immediately #/hj #she ra #btw #<3

[illiana-mystery]

Be very quiet. He's hunting ghosts. 👻

#sorry for that caption #it sounded better in my head #lol #i'll see myself out later #if you get that reference #i love you #my cute little sadboi #i love him so much #i want to hug him tight #marty #when pigs fly #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤️❤️❤️❤️ #alfred molina

[narbevoguel]

I have been drawing on and off, just not as much as I'd like, mostly for personal reasons, but here's a couple of wip crops I posted on tweeting site the other day:

As for the dorks, don't worry, they're still around:

Just not in a way I think people wanna see often, so keeping em for myself for now, but I don't mind sharing once in a while.

#splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 idols #shiver and frye #aoc robbie #age of calamity robbie #if you get that reference #I'll love you forever

[ask-rena-the-psionic]

||Still here! And it is October, which means Witch!Rena may answer some of your asks if you choose to send some~||

#Maybe Ill do some art of her #Witch Rena my beloved #These Witches Be Bitches #if you get that reference #then I love u

[lovely-tothe-bone]

I am so freaking sorry for this but what the hell is your gender??? I can make assumptions with most users based on their content but I cannot figure out yours for the life in me and I cannot take not knowing any longer, I need to have some image in my head when I read your posts (btw thank you for sharing your thoughts on the amber heard case, I thought I was the only one who saw It that way)

Lmao thanks for scaring the hell out of me, at first I thought someone was going off before I could see the whole ask 😆

So I've never openly stated this before but I'm gender fluid (afab). I don't really care what pronouns people refer to me with as long as there's no use of "it".

That's so funny though bc I've never really thought about how others perceive my gender online. I guess I just assumed I came across as cishet woman. As far as what I actually look like I'm Katniss-ish, long dark brown hair (curly but often straightened/braided), I'm only 5'1 and soaking wet I can weigh 105 lbs. I often have to get shorts/pants from the kids section bc it's incredibly difficult to find anywhere that can make a 00 that actually fits. I'm the lightest shade of tan. Grey eyes. Apparently I'm also racially ambiguous bc I've constantly been asked throughout my life what I am. Though I am part Mexican I was cutoff from that culture bc of my paternal grandfather so identify as white. I do consider myself biracial as I feel that many of my life experiences align with other biracial folks. Ok sorry for the novel, didn't mean for that to happen.

And there's a good chunk of us out there who believe Amber, aside from that, just the legal aspect is totally off base anyway and alot of legal experts have come out and stated so. Just goes to show how deep white cishet male patriarchy still runs 🤷‍♀️ the people I reblog from about the situation are truly a saving grace, it makes you feel insane when so many people can't see what seems so blatantly obvious.

👋🏼 y'all come back now ya hear

#if you get that reference #i will be impressed #anon #asked & answered

[i-am-a-sandshrew]

I have something very special for you!

🥔

What it was doing in the river, I have no idea. But I saw it and thought of you.

river potato!

that’s one of my favourite types of potato!

#Along with roof potato #street potato #dumpster potato #if you get that reference

[beaft]

i went to get my t-shot yesterday and it took me an hour and a half to get to the clinic and as soon as i got on the bed the nurse dropped my t-shot and it broke and now they're trying to make me pay for the replacement. i think the fuck not lmao

#why should i have to pay money because SOMEONE ELSE dropped my medication!!! make it make sense #also they kept referring to 'the medicine that got broken' please drop that youtuber apology line and lose the passive voice #it did not 'get broken' YOU BROKE IT #madness. utter madness.

[cyanbeetle]

Punks

#I’m begging you to zoom in on this one it’s gonna get crunched #my art #this one took forever… if you catch all the band references you get a cookie

[sonpat-rides-again]

It's a little like religion and a lot like sex

#if you get that reference #you are pretty cool

[museaway]

I'm not ignoring my WIPs. they're ripening in my mental cellar

#writing #self-deprecating replies deleted #suicide/self harm references will get you blocked #keep the cask of amontillado references coming

[callisteios]

Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!

#NO IM NOT TALKING ABOUT CHESS THE MUSICAL I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS. I AM TALKING ABOUT THE ANCIENT BOARD GAME:CHESS #uquiz #vampires #twilight #because let's be honest there are a fair few references #and maybe this is my twilight quiz which has been in my drafts for nearly a year! #and i was tired of it sitting there #maybe! #quiz #werewolves #mention #you can get human in this im really sorry #it's a bit of a mean result #oh if anyone has an actual picture of the vampire that killed dean winchester please send it along #i could not find it with a cursory google search but i rememeber he wore a clown mask #so maybe one of those guys is the guy?

[inkskinned]

the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.

sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.

you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.

it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.

but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.

they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.

they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.

barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.

and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.

but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.

they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!

this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.

#this shifts gender so much bc it actually affects everyone #yes it's a gendered phenomenon. i have written a LOT about how different genders experience it. that's for a different post. #writeblr #ps my comments about seeing someone cry -- this is not to shame any person #and on this blog we support workers. #at the same time it's a really hard experience to see someone that looks like you. clearly in agony. and have them forced to keep going. #when you're young it doesn't necessarily look like acting. it looks scary. and that's what this is about - the fact that teens #have likely already been exposed to that definition of things. because the internet exists #and without the context of healthy education. THAT is the image burned into their minds about what it looks like. #it's also just one of those personal nuanced biases - #at 19 i thought it was normal to be in pain. to cry. to not-like-it. that it should be perfunctory. #it was what i had seen. #and it didn't help that my religious upbringing was like . 'yeah that's what you get for premarital. but also for the reference #we do think you should never actually enjoy it lol' #so like the point im making is that ppl get exposed to that stuff without the context of something more tender #and assume .... 'oh. so it's fine i am not enjoying myself'. and i know they do because I DID. #he was my first boyfriend. how was i supposed to know any different #i didn't even have the mental wherewithal to realize im a lesbian . like THAT used to suffering.

[illiana-mystery]

Want a cookie? 🍪⚱️

#i'll happily take an urn cookie #such an interesting place to put it #lol #jim is such a cookie hog #if you get that reference #i love you #i would like to sit in your lap too #bruh #he's such a sexy curmudgeon #sexy senior citizen #yummy #jim bussey #the water man #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤️❤️❤️❤️ #alfred molina

[chongoblog]

#posting this here because i know you guys would get it #the fact that the original post had over a thousand replies and only one reference to this killed me

[courfee]

oby jeggy is a different kind of dsfkdsf so here is them from the first fic in that series, i will touch you with my mind by my love @itsjaywalkers

#i fully ignored how cars work man there is a steering wheel somewhere technically #i looked at so many reference pictures of car interiors and realised #(after already having commited to the angle) #that this is not a view you could get from two people sitting in the front seat of a car. but alas. we ignore cars #less ignorable is the fact that somehow not just the car anatomy but also the people anatomy in this would just not work. how do legs ????? #i tried my best but even 24601 references couldnt help me out here so eh... #but laurie screamed at me about this yesterday so id say i succeded in what i had actually wanted to accomplish :) #jegulus #jegulus fanart #marauders fanart #regulus black #james potter #james x regulus #marauders #regulus black fanart #james potter fanart #starchaser #sunseeker #regulus x james #marauders era #hp #mine #my art

[ryssbelle]

Drew a bunch of Marinettes in a bunch of different artists styles it was a lot of fun!!

Artists who's styles I mimicked: @buggachat @hamsternamedmarinette @ladybeug @sabertoothwalrus and @anna-scribbles all epic artists 🤟😎

#my art #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #style mimic #sorry for the @s btw #yall should go follow those artists if you dont already also #this was sort of inspired by a post the three artists on the top row made #i think they all got together and drew with one another #which is really cool #but i was genuinely confused because i mimic styles a lot #and ive seen others do it too so i was just like #wow they really know each others styles really well #until i thought about it and read their posts some more #style mimicking is really freaking fun and i think its really good practice #and a good way to explore other ways of doing things #like you really have to learn new techniques and get out of your comfort zone #also anna scribbles i could not find a recent pic of marinette in her main outfit #so thats the only marinette i drew in different clothes cuz i couldnt find a more recent ref of you drawing it #anna scribble marinette has privileges thats the others dont #but ye #i also threw my own style in there as a frame of reference to what me draw like #ive drawn marinette before just not in a loooong while #sabertooth walrus was the hardest for me to mimic cuz they have a broad range in their style #so its like which sabertooth do i wanna be in this pic #Buggachat has such a distinct style thats very clean and consistent which is amazing so they were easy #being easy or hard arent bad things either it also has to do with like styles meeting up with one another #buggachats and mine arent too too different in some shapes and aspects #so yeah itd be easier plus they drew marinette like 3 sec ago so i have more recent of a ref #as opposed to sabertooth who i have a recent ref of ladybug but not marinette so we got two diff styles in one