#In your dreams f*cker

[holylulusworld]

In your dreams, f*cker

Title: In your dreams, f*cker

Prompt filled for @writersmonth​ – Day: 20 -  word: jealous

Square filled for @anyfandomgoesbingo​: Free Space

Rating: Mature

Summary: You just hate Lloyd Hansen.

Pairing: Llyod Hansen x fem!Reader

Warnings: language, be aware that I’m not writing canon for Lloyd, tension, stupid pet names, love-hate relationship, secrets, implied smut, Lloyd being himself

A/N: Just a short story to get into writing for Lloyd. Maybe there will be a second part.

Words: 900

Divider by @firefly-graphics​

“Why him?” you watch the nightmare of every CIA agent waltz into the conference room. “We’ve got the Sierra agents, Fitzroy. We don’t need that man. He’s losing control all the time. That man is a ticking bomb.”

“He’s useful and effective,” Carmichael tries to defend his decision to involve Lloyd fucking Hansen. “His resources and intel are the best. Now stop wasting our time. We’ve got more important things to talk about than you dislike one of our mercenaries.”

“Lloyd Hansen is an egocentric sociopath. I don’t care that he’s your special asset for undertaking your undercover missions. We can’t waste more CIA resources on him and his attitude.

“Don’t call me an asset,” Lloyd strolls toward your seat, giving you a stern look, “it’s an asshole word. So,” he claps his hand, “who’s up for some new information on our little escapist?”

“Bite me,” you bite back. “I don’t care what you got for us. We both know you only get information out of people using torture.”

“I’d bite you with pleasure, pumpkin,” he grins down at you, making you angrily ball your hands into fists. “Just not right now. This would be inappropriate, don’t you think.”

“Me ripping that stupid pornstache off your face would be much more inappropriate, don’t you think,” you mimic his tone. “You better get out of my face.”

“You better get that stick out of your tight ass,” you scrunch up your nose at his crudeness. “Or let me put something better inside.”

“Would you mind sitting down?” Fitzroy clears his throat. “We should get back to the topic. I really can’t handle more of this.” He points between you and Lloyd. “Mr. Hansen, if you would give us the information you gathered.”

“He’s such an ass,” Dani whispers in your ear as Lloyd finally plops down next to you. “Why do we even pay him? He’s nothing but a psychopath with polished shoes.”

“But my ass is iconic, pumpkin,” Lloyd grins. “And Y/N was right. I’m a sociopath. That’s a difference.”

“We will all agree, that the information Hansen gave us was useful,” Dani rolls her eyes at Carmichael’s words. “He earned his place among us. Am I right, special agent Y/L/N.”

“If you say so, Sir,” you try to act professional around Carmichael. All you want is getting out of the conference room and go home without getting yourself into trouble. “Time will tell if he’s worth the money you pay him.”

You slowly get up from your seat to grab your jacket and bag while Dani tries not to roll her eyes again. She bites her tongue and tries to swallow the bile rise in her throat. 

“Aw, pumpkin,” Lloyd stands behind you to whisper in your ear, “I’m worth every single dollar they pay me and more. You should try to be a little nicer to me. I’ll stick around to keep a close eye on your cute ass from now on.”

“Whatever,” you ram your elbow into his stomach, making him groan. “I don’t do guys in white pants wearing shoes without socks.”

“I will change your mind, Y/N,” he purrs, lips almost touching your ear. “If you ever go on a ride with Lloyd Hansen, you will never want another man.”

“In your dreams, fucker.” 

“Your loss, agent,” Lloyd sneers as you shoulder him aside to walk toward the door. “You are missing out on a grand prime-“

“This is sexual harassment, Mr. Hansen,” Dani quips. “Go ahead and I’ll tell Fitzroy about it. You may be best buddies with Carmichael, but we won’t let you harass one of our agents.”

“Aw, do you want to crawl my balls, agent Miranda?” he dips his head to give Dani a lopsided grin. “Get in line, sunshine. I have set my eyes on agent Y/L/N. After I’m done with her, you can get a taste of me…”

“I’ll pass.”

“Hello, cupcake,” Lloyd lazily props his feet on your coffee table. “Did you miss me?”

“How did you get in here?” you aim your gun at Lloyd’s head. “I asked you a question, Mr. Hansen.” You unlock the gun.

“I have missed you,” he shrugs, still not moving a muscle as you point the gun at his crotch. “It’s been almost a month since I last saw you, my sexy pumpkin.”

“Well, Carmichael tries to keep me away from any mission involving your ass,” you kick against his feet. “Feet off my table. Now tell me what you want here, Lloyd. I’m not in the mood for one of your stupid games.”

“How about you come here and sit on my lap,” he grins while patting his thigh. You drop your eyes to his thigh, licking your lips. “You know how much you love to ride me…any part of me, pumpkin. Don’t get all shy on me now.”

“This is the last time,” you secure your gun and place it on the table. “If you ever tell anyone about whatever we are doing, you are dead.” 

Lloyd leans back on the couch to watch you slowly take your dress off. He hums as he brushes his thumb over his stache. “Leave the heels on, pumpkin. I want you to ride me with your shoes on.”

“You’re a fucking pervert. Just you know, I hate that pornstache and you so much. If only your dick wasn’t so good...”

“And you are a jealous and possessive bitch,” he smirks when you shimmy out of your panties. “Now come here and get what’s yours…” Lloyd crooks his finger, knowing all too well that you will be a begging mess in a few moments...

<< Prequel

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#In your dreams f*cker #writersmonth2022 #anyfandomgoesbingo #lloyd hansen #lloyd hansen x y/n #lloyd hansen x reader #lloyd hansen x you #lloyd hansen fanfiction #implied smut

[saiyanprincessswanie]

SaiyanPrincessSwanie Reading List Week 175 & 176

Welcome to Weeks 175 & 176

A/N: Thank you again to those who gave me recommendations for fanfics. 💜 This week had me reading 45 fics. Absolutely amazing stuff here.

As always these will be listed in no particular order. None of these stories are mine. I’m just signal-boosting them. The author is listed next to the title. My goal is to signal boost writers and spread positivity in the community.  💜💜

Click HERE to see what I will or won’t read. This is very important.

Click HERE for past reading lists.

For my Masterlist click HERE

Please make sure you’re reading the warnings on every story. They range from dark to fluff. Do Not Read if you are under 18 years old. These stories are meant for adults only. You’re responsible for your own media consumption.

Page-break by @whimsicalrogers​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Header by @fictional-affairs

If you can, please reblog these lists so they can reach more people on Tumblr.

I love you 3000 💜 Missy

Perfect for Me - (Bucky, Steve x Reader) - @saiyanprincessswanie

Forever - @nekoannie-chan

First mission - (Steve x Reader) - @/nekoannie-chan

Curtis And Honey Autumn This Or That - Golden Afternoons - @sweater-daddiesdumbdork

Curtis And Honey Autumn This Or That - Warm Blankets - @/sweater-daddiesdumbdork

Kiss Me If You Can || Part 2 - (Bucky x Reader) - @deliciousangelfestival

Captive - (Lloyd x Reader) - @targaryenvampireslayer

Plum Cake - (Bucky x Reader) - @tuiccim

Claimed - (Curtis x Reader) - @stargazingfangirl18

Dishonored - @holylulusworld

it's no secret - (Lee x Reader) - @nickfowlerrr

Garden - @/nekoannie-chan

Liar - @/nekoannie-chan

Visits - (Steve x Reader) - @/nekoannie-chan

Alpine Approved - (Bucky x Reader) - @jobean12-blog

Collared part 25 - @spnexploration

Collared part 26 - @spnexploration

His Inheritance - Part 28 - (Steve x Reader) - @jtargaryen18

Though I Have Never Read It - Part 9 - (Bucky x Reader) - @tuiccim

Though I Have Never Read It - Part 10 - (Bucky x Reader) - @tuiccim

Distraction - (Steve x Reader) - @stargazingfangirl18

Your Mark On Me - Part 1 - (Steve x Reader) - @georgiapeach30513

DON'T WAIT - (Bucky x Reader) - @likeahorribledream

happy wife, happy life - (Steve x Reader) - @witchywithwhiskey

Bucky Drabble - @angrythingstarlight

missed you - (Bucky x Reader) - @sergeantxrogers

careful what you beg for - (Bucky x Reader) - @witchywithwhiskey

Bedside Visitor - (Bucky x Reader) - @ghostofskywalker

Hell Hath No Fury - (Nick x Reader) - @navybrat817

His to Keep - (Bucky x Reader) - @jobean12-blog

The Wound Licker - (Lloyd x Reader) - @alicedopey

can you feel it? - (Bucky x Reader) - @nickfowlerrr

stuck with you - (Bucky x Reader) - @nickfowlerrr

We can learn to love again - (Steve x Reader) - @nekoannie-chan

Fame - @nekoannie-chan

Doubting - @/nekoannie-chan

I'm sorry - (Brock x Reader) - @/nekoannie-chan

Pic - (Steve x Reader) - @/nekoannie-chan

Bake Nights - (Bucky x Reader) - @jobean12-blog

Running on Empty - (Bucky x Reader) - @navybrat817

Curtis and Honey Autumn This or That - Library - @sweater-daddiesdumbdork

Getting Off - (Bucky x Reader) - @jobean12-blog

In your dreams, f*cker - (Lloyd x Reader) - @holylulusworld

Dirt & Silk - (1)- (Curtis x Reader) - @holylulusworld

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Not Dead - @spectre-posts @what-is-your-plan-today

#saiyanprincessswanie #recommended reading #missy reads #missy reblogs #bucky barnes x reader #steve rogers x reader #curtis everett x reader #lloyd hansen x reader #lee bodecker x reader #nick fowler x reader #Brock Rumlow x reader

[all-that-tmnt-jazz]

The Turtles as Things my Fiancée has Said

Alas, I did end up making one of these posts. Most of the things I have written down are chaotic/hectic so I don't think there will be many for Leo tbh.

Here we go.

[Censored Swearing]

Leo:

Is that a cop? No, it's just a Tesla.

What the flip, man?

I can't- I can't! I'm not doing that. I can't.

Raph:

I will literally punch a grandma in the teeth, I swear to god.

Betty White is strong as f*ck.

That man looks like the toothpick that came out of a crackhead's mouth.

I just shot the bartender.

Aaaaaand I don't really care. I really don't care.

Why the f*ck on the wall?

I got that sh*t too. Back to bed.

I can't tell if I dreamed that or not.

Though I concur, you're f*cked.

Donnie:

No Mikey, not f*cking coffee, you f*cking squirrel.

I'm probably gonna get, like, AIDS doing this... Why do it, you ask? It's for science.

I hear you in the trees, f*cker.

Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake-

How does Donnie know what's going on? That is an excellent question.

Wait where are my glasses? Oh, I'm too tired for this sh*t.

You don't know anything about anything.

A bit scary, but.

It's okay- eh, f*ck it. Whatever. He said to stop there but whatever.

You see, at this point in evolution, Mother Nature gave up.

I don't need a mental health day, I just need mental health.

Mikey:

You are a Dinkelburg. Shut up.

Wait, are you taking me for a haircut? Why?

Well, good evening.

What do you have? Can I have one?

Hey, look! Hi!

Does God pray to himself or to Jesus?

Ask the Little Einsteins, they're Albert's kids.

Should I stop saying that? Probably, but I won't.

*Looking at a car accident* I think you got something on your car.

Can you no?

Distract him? How am I supposed to do that, be famous?

Try to cook me, I dare you.

13 is... That much too many.

*Looking at a different car accident* You can't park there.

#tmnt 2014 #tmnt 2016 #tmnt #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt raphael #tmnt bayverse #incorrect tmnt quotes #tmnt leonardo #tmnt doantello #tmnt donnie #tmnt raph #tmnt leo #tmnt mikey #tmnt incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[originallandlockedmariner]

2023

Pickleball. Generative AI. Lula takes office in Brazil, Amazon Rainforest throws a party. Prince Harry refusing to stop talking about his frozen penis no matter how many times society begged him to stop. UFOs are real. Viral cat dubbed ‘largest cat anyone has ever seen’ gets adopted. Pee-Wee’s big adventure ends. Musk & X. Turkey-Syria earthquake kills thousands. India surpasses China as ‘country squeezing in the most peeps’. Tucker Carlson ousted. Miss USA and her 30 lbs moon costume. Wildfires in Kelowna and Hawaii. Macron tinkers with retirement age of the French. Paltrow can’t ski. Big Red Boots. Bob Barker leaves us. Alabama mom delivers 2 babies from her 2 uteruses in 2 days. Charles III. Ukrainian counteroffensive against Russian forces as the war drags on. Taylor Swift is Time’s Person of the Year. African ‘coup belt’. Flo-Jo dies in her sleep. Chinese spy balloon shot down. Hollywood writers strike. Human ‘nice mugshot’ Shitstain and his 91 indictments. Highest interest rates in 2 decades. The Bear’s Christmas episode. War in Gaza. Shinzo Abe is assassinated. Alex Murdaugh. Ocean Cleanup removes 25 000 lbs of trash from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Vase purchased for $3.99 sells for $100 000 at auction. Barbenheimer. A third of Pakistan is flooded. Lionel Messi is the GOAT. Travis Kelce. The Sphere opens in Las Vegas. Regulators seized Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank, resulting in two of the three largest bank failures in U.S. history. “The Woman In Me”. WHO declares COVID ain’t a thing no more. Titan sub sinks, rich people die. Matthew Perry drowns. Dumbledore Dies (again). Massive sales of ‘Fuck Trudeau’ flags for jacked-up micro-dick trucks. Everything Everywhere All At Once. June-August was the hottest three-month period in recorded history across the Earth. Tina Turner dies. And the Beatles release a new song?! Wow… You got big shoes to fill 2024.

Archives for context:

2020

Kobe. Pandemic. Lockdown. Koalas on fire. Harry and Meg retire. Toilet paper hoarding. Alcoholism. Impeach the f*cker. Parasite. Bonnie Henry. Tiger King. Working from home. Sourdough bread. Harvey Weinstein guilty. Zoom overdose. Dip your body in sanitizer. 6 feet. Quarantine. OK Boomer. Home schooling (everyone passes). Murder hornets. Dolly Parton. Don’t hug, kiss or see anybody, especially your family. Chris Evans’ junk. TikTok. Glory holes. Face masks. CERB. West Coast wildfires. Stay home. Small Businesses lose, big box stores win. F*ck Bozos. ‘Dreams’ and cranberry juice. Close yoga studios, but thumbs up to your local gym. Speak moistly to me. George Floyd. BLM. F*ck Trump. Phase 2, 3 and Summer. RBG. Baby Yoda. Biden wins. Bond and Black Panther die. No more lockdown. Back to school and work. Just kidding... giddy up round 2. Giuliani leaks shit from his head. Resurgence of chess. UFOs are real. Restrictions. Dave Grohl admits defeat. Monolith. “F*ck... forgot my mask in the car”. No Christmas shenanigans allowed. Bubbles. Alex Trebek. Use the term ‘dumpster fire’ one too many times. Jupiter and Saturn form 'Christmas Star'. Happy New Year Bitches!!!! 2021... you better not sh*t the bed!!

2021

“We love you, you’re very special”. Failed coup attempt at the Capital. Twitter, FB and IG ban Donny. Hammerin’ Hank goes to the Field of Dreams. Bozo no longer richest man but still a twat. Leachman, Tyson, and Holbrook pass. The economy is worse than expected. Kim and Kanye split. Brood X cicadas. Dre has an aneurysm and nearly has his home broken into. Bridgerton. MyPillow CEO is a douche. Covid restrictions extended indefinitely. Captain Von Trapp dies. Proud Boys officially a Terrorist Organization. Richard Ramirez. Cancer takes Screech. Travel bans. Impeachment trial (again?… oh and this was barely February? WTF??!!) Suez Canal blockage. Myanmar protest. Kong dukes it out with Godzilla, while Raya watches. Olympics. Friends compare elective surgeries. F9. Canada Women’s Soccer Gold. Free Britney. Multiverses. Residential Schools in Canada unearth children’s bodies. Kate is Mare of Easttown. Cuomo resigns. Disney and Dwayne cruise together. Wildfires. Delta variants. Musk passes Bezos. Candyman x 5. Capt. Kirk goes to space. F*ck Kyle Rittenhouse. Astros didn’t win. Squid Game. Goodbye Bond. Dune is redone. Angelina is Eternal. Astroworld deaths. Meta. Omicron. Three Spidermen. Tornados in December? World Juniors cancelled. Pills against Covid. School opening delayed. And Betty White dies. 2022… my expectations are ridiculously low…

2022

Wow… eight billion people. Queen Elizabeth II passes away after ruling the Commonwealth before dirt was invented. The monkeypox. Russia plays the role of global a**hole. Wordle. Mother Nature rocks Afghanistan. Hover bike. Styles spits on Pine. Olivia Newton John, Kristie Alley, and Coolio leave us. Pele was traded to team Heaven. FTX implodes. Madonna and the 3-D model of her vagina. Pig gives his heart to a human. Beijing can brag that it is the first city ever to host both the Summer Olympics and Winter Olympics. Uvalde. $3 trillion Apple. Keith Raniere gets 120 years. The Whisky War ends with Canada and Denmark going halfsies. Mar-a-Lago. Nick Cannon brood hits a dozen. Shinzo Abe is assassinated. Inflation goes through the roof (if you can actually afford to put a roof over your head). Volodymyr Zelensky. European heat wave. Bennifer. Salman Rushdie is stabbed on stage, Dave Chappelle tackled, and Chris Rock is only slapped. Thích Nhất Hạnh. Heidi Klum goes full slug. Cuba knocked out by Ian. Liz Truss and 4.1 Scaramuccis. Taylor Swift breaks Ticketmaster. Human shitstain Elon Musk ignores helping mankind and buys Twitter instead. Riri becomes a mommy. NASA launches Artemis 1. Trump still a whiny little b*tch. Music lost Loretta Lynn, Christine McVie, and Meat Loaf. Democracy died at least three times. Pete Davidson continues to date hottest women on the planet (no one understands how?!) Microplastics in our blood. Alex Jones is a c*nt. So is DeSantis. Argentina wins the World Cup. Meghan and Harry. Eddie Munson rips Metallica in the Upside Down. tWitch. Roe vs Wade is overturned by the micro dick energy of the Supreme Court. CODA. James Corden shows he is a "tiny Cretin of a man". Amber (and the sh*t on the bed) Heard (round the world). Sebastian Bear-McClard proves he’s one of the f*cking dumbest men alive. Latin America's ‘pink tide’. Anti-Semitic rants by Ye. Bob Saget. A verified blue checkmark. Godmother of punk Vivienne dies. And, Tom Cruise feels the need for speed yet again. 2023… whatcha got for us?!? Nothing shocks me anymore.

@daily-esprit-descalier

#me #my words #doodles

[jaylikesrainbowtigers]

Greek Gods as Incorrect Quotes Pt 4

Artemis: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.  Athena: Only if you also don't ask why.  Athena: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*  Artemis: ...  Artemis, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Dionysus: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Ariadne.  Ariadne: I hate myself.  Dionysus: Alright, square up.

Hermes: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?  Hephaestus: Why?  Dionysus: Ares fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.  Hermes: Apollo doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just threw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Aphrodite: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen. 

Zeus, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?  Hermes: Blue flavor!  Zeus: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?  Hermes: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!  Zeus: Blue is not a flavor!  Hermes: BLUE FLAVOR!

Apollo: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!  Aphrodite: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?  Apollo: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.  Dionysus, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-  Artemis: Then it would be inconvenient as f*ck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.  Ares: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...  Hermes: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-  Dionysus: No, nononono. You f*ckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the f*cking privilege to make that reference.  Athena: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?  Apollo: You clearly have not lived with him long enough.

Artemis: Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids. 

Ares: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?  Hephaestus, looking at Ares: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?  Ares and Hephaestus in unison: *sighs* Aphrodite

Hera: Hephaestus! What did I tell you about lying?  Hephaestus, looking down: ...That it only works on Zeus.

Ares: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.  Hermes: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.  Apollo: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.  Dionysus: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons. Athena: Why? Just why?

Apollo: Do you take constructive criticism?  Hermes: No, only cash or credit.

Apollo: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you.  Artemis: Being a fish.  Apollo: Well, sh*t.

Dionysus: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

#incorrect greek gods #greek gods #greek mythology #artemis #athena #zeus #hera #hermes #hephaestus #ares #apollo #incorrect percy quotes #percy jackson

[greedandenby]

15 Questions 15 Mutuals

Thanks so much for the tag @halo4life2017-blog ! Hopefully I do this right as i’m an idiot who has no bloody idea how it all works... ;)

1. Are you named after anyone? I’m afraid not!

2. When was the last time you cried? I have a specific playlist on Spotify with songs that make me cry, so I’ll just pop that on when I need to let off some steam. But yeah I think that last time I welled up a bit was watching season 2 of Blindspotting (it’s incredible).

3. Do you have kids? No no no. And I’ve never wanted any as far back as I can remember.

4. Do you use sarcasm alot? Not that I’m aware of. I’m not quick-witted enough tbh.

5. What sports do you play/have you played? I try to walk as much as I can to stay fit (sort of). I used to swim and play tennis when I was a kid, though. Planning on getting a gym membership at some point but that might just be wishful thinking. I’m a lazy f*cker.

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people? If they come off as arrogant or not. That’s the One thing I really can’t stand. On the flipside I’m really drawn to people who are unabashedly passionate about something, even if it’s considered weird or “niche”.

7. What’s your eye color? Brown/hazel in the sun.

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Both. Scary movies if there’s something more to them than just being scary (i do NOT enjoy jump scares), some sort of underlying theme and aesthetic. Happy endings if they’re justified, clever, and not just there for the sake of it.

9. Any special talents? Not sure what qualifies as a special talent, but let me see. I’m bilingual and rather good at picking up languages as a whole, but that’s hardly a talent. I’m a pretty fast reader and rather solid singer. Is cooking a mean lasagna a talent?

10. Where were you born? South of France.

11. What are your hobbies? Soapmaking, reading, anything music-related.

12. Do you have pets? Yes, two cats. A very clingy old grey tabby named Chuck and a humongous fluffy ginger chonk named Bruce.

13. How tall are you? I have a 6′ brain in a 5′ body. It’s a curse I have to live with everyday.

14. Favorite subject in school? Languages, art and literature.

15. Dream Job? Deejaying. Unfortunately I have zero self-confidence, I’m rather bad at networking, and my taste in music might actually clear most people off the dancefloor, so there’s that... I also wouldn’t mind making soap for a living, but the regulations in my country are a nightmare made in the deepest pits of hell, so I’ve given up on that.

Tag, you’re it!

@nalyra-dreaming @taste-of-blood-and-altars @suikamelon6 @lestatslestits @indelicateink @haronidu2 @cunt-lestat @fandomsmeantheworldtome @savage-garden-nights @fablesdelightme @bibabyvegan @klaushargreeveses @penguinsandbats @isabellehemlock @emeraldinerosefaedragon

[redtoondevils]

In ending A, where you kill Trevor. Michael will start to have those dreams about him. That he sees Trevor in his sleep. And that it is foreshadowed, when Trevor said, "I am your fucking nightmare!" In the Mission called 'Bury the hatchet.'

He even stated, at some point when they were handing out, and they were talking about their friendship. That even in the afterlife, Trevor will come back and haunt Michael every day.

And it becomes true, when Trevor appears in Michaels Nightmares. Trevor haunts his dreams. That I can Imagine, what his dreams would look like.

Michael is sitting in his chair, watching TV. Till he heard, a loud banging on the door. He get's up to investigate, not without preparing himself. He creeps up on the door, then opens it, only to find no one in sight.

He gets confused, and closes the door. Thinking nothing of it. Then he goes back into watching Television. He spends the whole day, watching some programs then decide to get ready for a nap. He turns off the TV.

Then starts to walk back up stairs, walking past the sounds of Jimmy playing his video games, then walked to his master bed room. He walks in, and finds that his room is empty.

There's no Amanda, she must be still out shopping in town. Michael, makes his way to the closet room to change in his Pj's. Which is just some while short's and no shirt.

Then Michael walks back over to his side, of his bead, then made himself comfortable. He lay's back, resting his heads under his arms, and feels himself get droopy. Then while, he was about to zone out, he hears a knock at his Bedroom door.

Michael calls out, "Amanda? Are you back, Honey?" He assumed. No reply. Michael sighed, and moves himself off his bed sluggishly. "Amanda?" He say's again walking up to the door. Then, with out notice. The door busted open, which almost got Michael's heart to explode, as he jumped back in surprise.

And he didn't recognize who it was, first thing, but he was horrified. The person, came in, with an angry expression, Michiel begins to recognize this person quickly, he backs up. The person, had hairy legs, is holding a shot gun, in his hands, with thinned black hair, ontop of his head.

Had that strange odor on him, and is wearing a wavy pink blossomed dress. Michael slammed back into the wall, stuttering "T-Trevor?" Trevor gave him the scariest look, then screamed out, "WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME, YOU F-CKER!?"

Michael screamed out. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" The dream, then fizzled out, then he felt a person calling out his name, and shaking him awake, while he flailed about, kicking his leg's and shouting. 'Michael...' "AAAAH! AAAAH!" He shouts, 'Michael.

Michael, wake up!' His vision comes around, and he's still a little freaked out he swings his arm, in a direction of where he felt the person, and he kind of hit's them. But they held on as tightly as they can, 'Michael!' A female voice called out, "Michael, it's only in your head sweety!" The females face, came in view.

Grabbing a hold of his arm, but she was also in pain. Michael blinked his eyes, then shook his head then immediately felt very bad. "Amanda!" Michael cried, positioning himself correctly, then put's his hand on her shoulder. While she messages her face, from the impact. "Baby! I'm..I'm so sorry!"

He started to apologize. Amanda, sit's up on her lap, looking at Michael, smiling. "Oh no! It's okay, you were just having a bad dream! It's not your fault!" She assures him, but Michael looks down feeling sad, for hurting his wife.

"But, I hurt you!" He say's, still in shock. Then he felt her hand touch his face, then he looks back up at her, again. "I'm okay, Michael! You didn't hurt me too hard! I understand it, it's fine!" Then she strokes his face, while he eye's her. "You are a strong woman, Amanda."

He tells her, Then he hugs her. And she held, her arms around him, then say's "I'm glad that, you are okay. Too Michael." "Yeah." He agrees softly.

She pet's him softly, and could feel that he's still trembling from that nightmare, "Just relax darling. It's alright. Take deep breaths." She instructed, him. Then he lifts, up his head, then breathed in his nose slowly. "Then count to five.", he holds his breath.

For five seconds. "And let it out." He breaths out. Then she said, "Now, come on. Let's get ready for breakfast. We'll wake the kids up, and get them to join us." She suggested, giving him a smile, before turning away, Michael smiled too.

Then he did the same, he turned around sitting on the edge, of the bed. Then put's his bare feet down to the floor, then stand up. Stretching up his back, feeling the air pockets in his spine, and shoulder blades pop. When he stretched, "Aah." He groaned, then let's his arms fall down to his sides, then looked over watching Amanda walk out the door.

Feeling adored, by looking at her long black messy hair. When she was petting it down, with her hands. "That's my woman..." He whispered, pleasantly with a blush. Then, he went around to the cupboard, to go in, and change out of his Pj's. And into his classic, fancy dress up suit. Ready to start the day.

#gta 5 #gta #fanfiction #gta 5 fanfiction #gta 5 michael #gta 5 option A #gta5 option A ending #Gta 5 trevor #trevors ghost gta #GTA #grand theft auto #grand theft 5 #gta 5 michaels dream #nightmare #funny #funny nightmare #ghost haunting #short story #revenge #friends #gta 5 michael and trevor #gta 5 amanda #gta 5 michaels house #trauma #husband and wife

[sugalaritae]

griddle's april reads

so, the end of april was fucking insane with cleaning my new apartment and then moving into said apartment and then immediately packing up and going to chicago. because of all of that i missed writing this post and tbh i forgot what i read, or rather how much i read in april (you can blame trying to distract myself from all the stress of moving into a new place).

here is the wonderful list. as usual most of it was mxm and on archive. i will list the xreader fics that i read first. also, if you are a writer and you do not want to be listed on this list please let me know and i will take you off!

hope you're all doing well and that april was kind to you and that the beginning of may has been a wonderful breath of springtime air.

paradise - chapter 13 - @minisugakoobies jjk x reader - stripper, neighbors to lovers That sexy man on stage - the one currently giving your friend the lap dance of her LIFE - is your super shy neighbor, Jeon Jungkook?! read on tumblr (ongoing)

the one with namjoon and the u-haul - @eoieopda knj x reader - siblings best friend Namjoon + “stuck in an elevator” bc god of destruction or simply bad luck idm either read on tumblr (complete)

satisfy - @suga-kookiemonster kimline x reader - smut, escort au “listen,” taehyung says, eyes wide and eager as he smiles at you. “i figure we can just help each other out. i scratch your back, you scratch mine.” but when you find yourself suddenly in need of a massive favor, exactly how much scratching are you willing to do? read on tumblr (ongoing)

no matter how far you go - @vyduan pjm x reader - chaebol au, spy After leaving Seoul (and your fiance Jimin) eleven years ago, you show up pregnant and alone��for your wedding at city hall.  read on tumblr (ongoing)

seven stars - cypheromone knj x jjk - space After an electrical storm in an unstable wormhole near Earth, the I. S. E. Bangtan loses contact with the Institute, and is considered lost in space. Four months later, the crew of the Bangtan is still stranded in an unknown galaxy. The ship is broken with no acting engineer to make repairs. The crew's doctor and life support specialist can barely cooperate professionally, and the captain is falling in love with the planetary explorer. (A love story spanning galaxies.) read on AO3 (complete)

seven stars 2/3 - cypheromone knj x jjk, myg x jhs, ksj x pjm x kth - space part 2 of the series read on AO3 (complete)

seven stars 3/3 - cypheromone knj x jjk, myg x jhs, ksj x pjm x kth - space part 3 of the series read on AO3 (ongoing)

fool me once - bazooka myg x jjk - based on the film 'man up' Yoongi is thirty years old and alone. He's got a watered-down version of his dream job (working for a small-town paper writing fluff pieces and ghostwriting the advice column), an older sister who won't stop trying to set him up with every girl she knows, and today is his parents' fortieth anniversary. Maybe if he was happier he wouldn't have pretended to be someone else's blind date in the middle of the train station. read on AO3 (complete)

fang f*cker - @sailoryooons myg x jjk - vampire au Jungkook loves reading his smutty vampire comic and so what if he fashions himself a little bit after the main character. Yoongi finds it wildly offensive. Every day he has to watch Jungkook play at being ominous and spooky - and okay, maybe it’s a little cute. But it’s mostly offensive, and Yoongi would know. He’s a vampire, after all.  read on tumblr (complete)

summer storms - beebalm knj x jjk - friends to lovers Seoul is melting, and so is Jungkook with Namjoon crashing in his bed. How long must he wait after Namjoon's breakup to make his move? read on AO3 (complete)

stay in your sky like a star - spudcity pjm x jjk - modern with magic Jimin is the one thing in Jungkook’s life that’s his alone. And he won’t let go of him, no matter what his family says. read on AO3 (complete)

threads of everything - anna (pineconepickers) ksj x knj - slow burn At eighteen, Namjoon is busy with university, part-time tutoring, his lack of a love life, and his alter ego in the underground rap scene. He’s got his hands full without a tutee’s older brother trying to kick his ass, but that is precisely what Seokjin tries to do. Ten years later, Namjoon thinks it was a hell of a way to meet his first love – and his second, and his third. After having refused to speak to Seokjin for several years, he is unprepared when Seokjin gets back in touch. read on AO3 (complete)

practice makes perfect - beebalm myg x knj - idol!au Yoongi has never been kissed. He asks Namjoon to help him out. read on AO3 (complete)

imprints (for the boys in the back) - anna (pineconepickers) ksj x knj - fuckbuddies to lovers Seokjin is not looking for a relationship – he’s been there, done that, lesson learned. So when he somehow ends up in a fuck buddy arrangement with supposed one-night-stand Namjoon, he knows that he needs to handle the fling without emotionally compromising himself. He’s definitely got this! (Dear reader, he did not have it.) read on AO3 (complete)

the magnitude - anna (pineconepickers) ksj x knj - producer!namjoon, actor!jin (part 2 of imprints) Namjoon is in love, and he is secure in the warm and all-consuming pull of it whenever Seokjin smiles at him. He is rather hopelessly in love and convinced that the two of them are ready for the next big step – but instead Seokjin begins to pull back. Namjoon has never quite figured out how Seokjin works, but this apparent case of cold feet is nothing that a bit of confident wooing can’t fix. He’s definitely got this! (Dear reader, he did not have it.) read on AO3 (complete)

more walls (collected along the way) - anna (pineconepickers) ksj x knj - exes Seokjin has been busy since his break-up with Namjoon seven years earlier, with swift promotions at his father’s investment firm, while Namjoon has, perhaps annoyingly, become one of the most prolific authors in Korea. Never mind that, of course, because Seokjin has moved on! It’s a bit of a shock, then, for Seokjin to discover that he is married – to his ex-boyfriend Namjoon. read on AO3 (complete)

what the stars look like under you - nicedress (reread) myg x knj - pornstars, bdsm After building a porn career as a popular submissive, a scene gone wrong sends Yoongi spiraling. Switching roles gives him new purpose and shields him from the trauma he’s not willing to face, but having the world’s most pretentious, ecofriendly Dominant steal his spotlight isn’t making things any easier. read on AO3 (ongoing)

#griddle reads

[holylulusworld]

Mustache Monster - Kinktober 23

Summary: You just hate him.

Pairing: Lloyd Hansen x fem!Reader

Kink: Gunplay

Warnings: language, tension, stupid pet names, love-hate relationship, Lloyd being himself, gun play, manhandling, I’ll label this one dub-con (just in case), dirty talk, hand on your neck, implied smut

A/N: Be aware that I’m not writing canon for Lloyd. Be aware of the warnings.

Kinktober 2022

This is the prequel to In your dreams, f*cker

Lloyd Hansen. Cocky opponent. Mustache-wearing bastard. The man you hate the most. Your partner on your latest mission.

“I bet you are honored to be my partner on this mission,” Lloyd grins at you. Your new partner watches you like a hawk as you type away on your laptop.

You harrumph and focus on doing your job. Sadly, doing your job doesn’t include killing Lloyd Hansen. Even though, the thought is nice.

“Aw, are you shy, cupcake?” He plays, once again, with his knife. I can understand a man like me can be intimidating. I promised not to be too rough on you.”

“You should get your ego checked once in a while, Hansen,” you don’t lift your eyes from the monitor. “I’m only here to do my job, not to listen to your trash talk.”

“Sunshine, relax a little bit while we wait for the big bad guy to walk right into our trap.”

“Muffin, you know that you love it.”

“Can you shut up for a moment? I’m trying to focus on work,” you lift your gaze to angrily glare at Hansen. “And stop with the pet names.”

“You love the pet names.”

“In your dreams.”

You huff as he gets up from his chair to stand behind you. Lloyd grips the back of your chair to look over your shoulder. “I bet you dream of me a lot, sunshine.”

“Can you just not.”

“I know you are the kind of girl denying yourself some fun with the big bad wolf,” he leans closer to whisper in your ear. “Believe me, you won’t regret letting me have my way with you.”

“Why would I want to fuck,” you growl. “I don’t care that Carmichael kisses your ass all the time. You are nothing but a misguided egocentric sociopath.”

“Egocentric. Yes. Sociopath. Yes. Misguided,” he chuckles. “No, babycakes. I’m not misguided.”

“Whatever,” you quip.

“What do you think my job is?” Lloyd starts to pace the room. “I’m a freelancer, but for a reason. Carmichael, Fitzgerald, you-” he points at you, sneering.

“All of you follow rules and the law like lemmings,” Lloyd proudly puffs his chest. “I can do whatever I want to save the day.”

“For fuck’s sake. There are rules for a reason,” you jump off the chair to jab your finger into his chest. “No mustache-wearing psychopath should be allowed to do the things you do.”

“Sociopath cupcake. I thought we already clarified that I’m a sociopath,” you hate that stupid man. He grins down at you, blue eyes looking you up and down. “Damn, I bet that pretty mouth can do magic.”

“Sexual harassment, really?” you cock your head. “Do you honestly believe I would ever consider going down on you?”

“Yes, I do,” he purrs.

“Sorry, but I don’t do mustache. And I’m not into men wearing awful mustard yellow polo shirts.”

“It’s finest polyester, sunshine.”

He runs one hand over his firm chest, still that stupid smirk on his lips.

“Rather made of junk.”

Lloyd chuckles. He likes the fight in you and the anger in your eyes. He rarely finds a good challenge in the women he fucks.

“Your clothes are made of gold then?” Lloyd challenges. He dips his head to look you up and down again. “How about we take our clothes off to check the labels?”

“You’re delusional, Hansen. Get back to work. We have a whole month filled with observations and background checks. I really don’t have the energy to argue with you all the time.”

Five days in and you are ready to kill Hansen with bare hands.

He waltzes inside the room you are sleeping at, slamming the door shut. Lloyd sways his hips as if he wants to show off his cocky ass, or sell it to the highest bidder.

You ignore him and focus on your phone, scrolling through your latest messages.

“Did you get the information or not, Hansen?” oh, he hates to admit he failed to get information out of the guy he captured.

“He just wasn’t in the mood to talk about his crimes. What did you find out?” Lloyd plays it cool. “I bet you didn’t get one step closer to the goal.”

“I know where the target is headed to.”

“No, you don’t.”

“Yes, I do.”

You get up from your bed. “I don’t believe you, sunshine.

“I don’t give a fuck if you believe me or not, Hansen. Call Carmichael to confirm the information if you need your snuggle buddy to help you do your job.”

“You fucking bitch.”

You slap his face, growling profanities at the infuriating man. “Never call me like that again.” Lloyd smirks when you push against his chest and shoulders and try to kick his balls.

“Cupcake, I must ask you to stop,” his eyelashes flutter as he drops his eyes to your lips.

For a split-second, you would call him handsome as he reaches out for you to cup the back of your neck. But then, he presses his lips to yours.

It’s all teeth and tongue. Dominance, written with his lips. “Let go of me.”

“I don’t think so,” he walks you toward the door. Lloyd smirks as you struggle to break out of his iron grip. He’s just too strong and so much bigger than you. “You need a lesson in respect.”

Lloyd drags you toward his bedroom, his hand still wrapped tightly around the back of your neck.

He laughs and chuckles as you try to fend him off. You land a few punches and even kick his shin. Problem is, you are a trained agent but Hansen fights dirty.

He roughly pushes you against the door, making you wince in pain. “I think you want me to break you.” Hansen gets his gun out to press it to your neck. “I’d love to shed your blood, cupcake. But I prefer fucking obedience into your cunt.”

“You sick fuck,” you try to knee him in the groin. “Take your hands off me. I’ll report you. Carmichael can’t protect your sorry ass this time.”

“I bet he’d like to join the party,” he presses his lips to your temple. “What do you say? Do we want to make things a little more interesting? We play a game. I win, you get my dick. You win, I promise to behave.”

“A game,” you breathlessly say as Lloyd slides the muzzle of the gun along your neck, over your chest, and down to your stomach.

He smirks as you try not to move too much.

Lloyd Hansen is a sociopath, and crazy. You never know if he wants to fuck with your or kill you. “A game, sunshine.”

He moves the gun toward your crotch, pressing it into your flesh. “What kind of game?” you whimper when he shoves your nightshirt up to your waistline to reveal your panties to him. “Hansen?”

“Well,” you drop your eyes to the gun in his hands as he moves it between your legs, “if you don’t cum, I leave you alone. If you cum, you are mine tonight.”

“You’re crazy.”

“I’m not the one soaking my gun,” you feel the cool metal of the gun press against your clit. “Yeah, you are going to cum all over my gun, won’t you, slut?”

“No.”

Lloyd places his free hand against the door behind you. His eyes are glued to your face, he presses the barrel of the gun harder against your clit. “Yes, cupcake.”

Fear and confusion mixed with arousal stop you from fighting him. All you do is look him in the eyes as he toys with you.

He starts moving the gun back and forth, back, and forth. Your slick smears across the gun, soaks the metal and his hand. “Little miss sunshine soaks my hand and gun like the whore she is.”

“I don’t…no…you can’t,” your toes begin to curl and you’re breathing harder. Lloyd watches you fight your approaching high with amusement. “Please…no…not for him.”

“Cum,” he moves the gun faster, and faster until you grip his biceps and curse his name. “That’s good, baby cakes. Cum all over my gun. Soak it for me, my little slut.”

“I-I hate you.”

It’s too late. All damns break. You clench tightly around nothing and soak your panties and his gun even more.

“I know you do,” Lloyd drops the gun to roughly cup your face and crushes his lips to yours. Again, he dominates the kiss, but this time, you wrap your arms around his neck and kiss him back. “But I’m going to conquer this cunt tonight.”

“You won the bet,” you smirk. “I always pay my dues, though…”

Tags in reblog.

#lloyd hansen #lloyd hansen x y/n #lloyd hansen x reader #lloyd hansen x you #the gray man fanfiction #kinktober 2022 #Mustache Monster #Kinktober day 23 #gunplay

[kylepleasestop]

FCG: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!

Dorian: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?

FCG: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.

Fearne, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-

Imogen: Then it would be inconvenient as f*ck. Your wings would smack every doorframe and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.

Laudna: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...

Ashton: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-

Fearne: No, nononono. You f*ckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the f*cking privilege to make that reference.

Dorian: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?

FCG: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.

#incorrect quotes #source: unknown #critical role #critical role campaign 3 #fresh cut grass #dorian storm #fearne calloway #imogen temult #laudna (critical role) #ashton greymoore

[queerwrock]

Anti-jkr Wizard Rock

Anthony Goldstein by Chasitherin

Can't Stand Your Bigotry by The Fizzing Whizbees

Cherry Picking by AJ Solomon

Consider by Totally Knuts

Correct the Architect by Harry and the Potters

Cursed Child Isn’t Canon by The Weirdos Are Out

IV. Dead Words by Creevey Crisis

Dear Jo by Mary Lambert

Fandom Autonomous Zone by Tonks & the Aurors

Firework by The Weirdos Are Out

F*** You, JKR by Kalysta Flame

Good Ol’ Jo by Fangirl Riot

Harry’s Haikus by Sage Palmieri

Hermione Granger’s Not a Transphobe by Kathryn Hoss

Hogwarts Never Ends by errandofmercy

Hut on the Wrock by Karl​-​Johan Nor​é​n

I’m a Puff, and I’m Staying by Dream Quaffle

I’m Magic by Aguamenti

Is There A Spell? by Ludo Bagman and the Trash

It’s Intersectional by Abby Ritter

JKR Freestyle by Aguamenti

JK Rowling and The Fascists of The Christ by Song a Day

Joanne by Hogwarts Therapist

Joanne by Grace Kendall

Just Kidding (Mugglef*cker) by Andri from Pagefire

My Cursed Child Review by Tianna and the Cliffhangers

Of Course by Bradley and the Dadleys

Open at the Close by Totally Knuts

Our Epilogue by CG Matovina

Revelry by Proma Khosla

Revisionist History by The Whomping Willows

Rewriting Your Story by Totally Knuts

Rogue Librarian by Ariel Factor Birdoff

Sit Down by Totally Knuts

Slytherin Anthem by Luna (Not) Lovegood

Start Again by Hogwarts Therapist

The Bi Who Lived (Prod. by Aguamenti) by Bisexual Harry

The Harry Potter Hannukah Song by Mikaila

The JKR by Sally Slytherin

The Metamorphmagus Song by Anna Dardick

The Queen by Jami Schafer

Tired by Totally Knuts

Transphobe Rowling by Craic Boi Mental

Unite! By The Arkadian

Waiting by Ashley Hamel

When Magic Was Magic by Witherwings

Where Do We Go From Here by Shauna Carrick

Wizard Ⓐnarchy by Candle Wix

Wizard Punks by Tonks & the Aurors

Yellow and Black by Boom Boom Racoon

You Said by Romilda Vane and the Chocolate Cauldrons

Masterlist

#anti-jkr #wizard rock

[pathfinderslog]

𝔻𝕚𝕕 𝕀 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕊𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕥 ℂ𝕣𝕠𝕚𝕩?

They call it "the city of dreams" for a good reason. In Night City you can be anything you want, do anything you want, have everything you want. Money, fame, power. If you are born on the right side of the road.

But for those crawling out of dark, hidden, smelly alleys, there are no warm hugs and plush unicorns. It still remains the city of dreams, but of those are broken, trampled and crumpled.

If you are born on the wrong side of the road you will have to walk uphill for the rest of your life, because in most of cases, your birth was a terrible mistake made by someone who came before you and which you must try to remedy.

Or, as in the case of our history, by a series of unfortunate events and interlinked errors.

𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕒 𝕣𝕦𝕞𝕠𝕣.

"Have you heard?"

"What?"

"She's back!"

"Who?"

"Vanilla, the jinxed girl!"

"SSST!! Are you insane?! Wanna make her hear you? She's Vinx now, stop calling her like that!"

"Oh, you're right. Sorry."

The blue-haired girl passed them silently, absorbed in her own thoughts. If she had heard their gossip she didn't make it clear, but she's used to certain rumors and most of the time she didn't even notice. She continued walking steadily towards the back door of the Coyote Cojo, the only entrance she has ever really used since she was a child. She threw a half-smoked cigarette on the floor and went inside, leaving the buzz of the alleys outside the door.

"So...?"

"She returned from Atlanta a few weeks ago and seems to have kept a low profile. A few jobs here and there, but little stuff, nothing more."

"What does she have in mind? Will she still have that crazy plan to blow up the city?"

"Oh, c'mon! It was a child's thing! You say so many things when you are little, she didn't really believe that!"

"Are you sure? Her gaze thought differently..."

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕕 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕚𝕡 𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕗𝕗.

Once inside the pub she immediately sought her contact and she was not surprised to find him locked in the bathroom, hiding like a mouse.

"What is it? Are you afraid to be seen in my company?"

"You know that caution is never too much with you, Vinx!"

"Call me V."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's talk business!"

"You have what I asked for?"

"Yes, but it wasn't easy to find, it's a VERY hot information... the bastard has the back covered by a powerful corporation, and this has raised..." - He did not have time to finish the sentence that was slammed violently against the wall, with the girl's forearm pressed against his throat. - "Hey! Take it easy, girl! Even if I wanted to, I couldn't satisfy you anyway, I don't have the data with me"

"W-what?! Are you stupid, or something? Who the fuck goes to a negotiation without the goods!"

"It's not that simple. What you are looking for is on a computer on the Maelstrom network, protected by their firewall. I have spread the word that you are looking for it, it may be easier for you to approach..."

"Wait... you did what?!? Okay, you're clearly out of your mind. So, now I'll have all the f*ckin' Maelstroms in town with breath on my neck!! You s*cker!" - Everything went black in her mind as anger took over. A fight ensued, and the bastard even managed to punch to her right on her nose, before going to sleep.

𝕀𝕟𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕖. 𝔼𝕩𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕖. 𝔽𝕚𝕩 𝕚𝕥 𝕦𝕡.

V looked at herself in the mirror, the hands still trembling. Her nose hurt like hell and it was already starting to swell.

That wasn't how it was supposed to go, but apparently, no matter how far you run, you can never get away from yourself. Wherever you go, the past will always know how to reach you. Going to Atlanta had done no good, except to waste two years of her life.

"I need a drink" she told herself, pulling herself up to get out of that stinking hole, climbing over the body of the man passed out on the ground.

𝔸 𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕.

As she approached the counter, she felt much more relieved and even allowed herself a half smile when the familiar face of the bartender greeted her cheerfully "Hola V!"

"Hi Pepe! Give me something strong."

(ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷⁱⁿᵍ ᵈⁱᵃˡᵒᵍᵘᵉ ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʳᵃⁿˢᶜʳⁱᵖᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ, ᵖᵃʳᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗʳᵉᵉᵗ ᵏⁱᵈ ⁱⁿᵗʳᵒ. ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐʸ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ)

"Everything chill, hermana?"

"Some bastard tried to mug me, I handled it."

"Who? Local guy?"

"You really think somebody local'd tried to mug me, Pepe?"

"Listen V, I got a problem... Serious this time."

"C'mon, spit it! What is it now?"

"It's, uh, Kirk... I've owe 'im. Don't pay by tomorrow, said he'd bust my legs. An' he don't joke about that stuff. Got cartels in his corner."

"You in it with Kirk?! Every man, woman and rat in Heywood knows he's a f*uckin' shark!"

"My bro jumped the joint, deserved a hero's welcome... I know I fuck up V."

"Ugh, you ever gonna get wise, Pepe? Least tell me you're brother is doing alright."

"Ah, doing his things, you know. So, can you help me?"

"I'll talk to Kirk. But then you're gonna owe me one."

"And you're savin' my life V. Truly."

ℍ𝕖𝕪 𝕂𝕚𝕣𝕜, 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕜!

She found the shark at a table in the corner, upstairs, guarded by his huge bodyguard. Her first instinct was to jump around his neck and use him as a punching bag, but she sought a more diplomatic way, to try not to cause further trouble for Pepe.

They came to an agreement fairly quickly. Too fast for her taste. The job smelled like bad cheese, but Pepe is a friend, almost a family member, even though she has never had a real family. He saw her grow up, happily frolic among the Coyote's stools as if life could still smile at her.

So, yeah, it was worth the risk.

#Cyberpunk #Cyberpunk 2077 #CP 2077 #cyberpunk aesthetic #Cyberpunk scenery #cyberpunk photography #cyberpunk screenshots #virtual photography #in game photography #evilesthar shots #esthar can write too #fanfiction #fanfic #cyberpunk fanfic #female v #fem v #street kid v #OC: Vinx #Vinx #Vanilla Saint Croix #playstation #ps4 share #no mods #Night City #city of dreams #myCyberpunk

[jawritter]

this isn’t really a question i just love seeing the “let’s misbehave” on your page it’s just so comforting for some odd reason

Aw thank you! 😊 You wouldn't believe how many people think I should update it, but it's comforting for me to reference Dean's 'fever dream' as well lol. So you're not alone! Also, Jensen is one talented mother f*cker lmao ! It brings a smile to my face everytime I think about that scene! Thanks again. Sweetie! 😘

#jawritter #anonymous

[originallandlockedmariner]

For three years running…

2020

Kobe. Pandemic. Lockdown. Koalas on fire. Harry and Meg retire. Toilet paper hoarding. Alcoholism. Impeach the f*cker. Parasite. Bonnie Henry. Tiger King. Working from home. Sourdough bread. Harvey Weinstein guilty. Zoom overdose. Dip your body in sanitizer. 6 feet. Quarantine. OK Boomer. Home schooling (everyone passes). Murder hornets. Dolly Parton. Don’t hug, kiss or see anybody, especially your family. Chris Evans’ junk. TikTok. Glory holes. Face masks. CERB. West Coast wildfires. Stay home. Small Businesses lose, big box stores win. F*ck Bozos. ‘Dreams’ and cranberry juice. Close yoga studios, but thumbs up to your local gym. Speak moistly to me. George Floyd. BLM. F*ck Trump. Phase 2, 3 and Summer. RBG. Baby Yoda. Biden wins. Bond and Black Panther die. No more lockdown. Back to school and work. Just kidding... giddy up round 2. Giuliani leaks shit from his head. Resurgence of chess. UFOs are real. Restrictions. Dave Grohl admits defeat. Monolith. “F*ck... forgot my mask in the car”. No Christmas shenanigans allowed. Bubbles. Alex Trebek. Use the term ‘dumpster fire’ one too many times. Jupiter and Saturn form 'Christmas Star'. Happy New Year Bitches!!!! 2021... you better not sh*t the bed!!

2021

“We love you, you’re very special”. Failed coup attempt at the Capital. Twitter, FB and IG ban Donny. Hammerin’ Hank goes to the Field of Dreams. Bozo no longer richest man but still a twat. Leachman, Tyson, and Holbrook pass. The economy is worse than expected. Kim and Kanye split. Brood X cicadas. Dre has an aneurysm and nearly has his home broken into. Bridgerton. MyPillow CEO is a douche. Covid restrictions extended indefinitely. Captain Von Trapp dies. Proud Boys officially a Terrorist Organization. Richard Ramirez. Cancer takes Screech. Travel bans. Impeachment trial (again?… oh and this was barely February? WTF??!!) Suez Canal blockage. Myanmar protest. Kong dukes it out with Godzilla, while Raya watches. Olympics. Friends compare elective surgeries. F9. Canada Women’s Soccer Gold. Free Britney. Multiverses. Residential Schools in Canada unearth children’s bodies. Kate is Mare of Easttown. Cuomo resigns. Disney and Dwayne cruise together. Wildfires. Delta variants. Musk passes Bezos. Candyman x 5. Capt. Kirk goes to space. F*ck Kyle Rittenhouse. Astros didn’t win. Squid Game. Goodbye Bond. Dune is redone. Angelina is Eternal. Astroworld deaths. Meta. Omicron. Three Spidermen. Tornados in December? World Juniors cancelled. Pills against Covid. School opening delayed. And Betty White dies. 2022… my expectations are ridiculously low…

2022

Wow… eight billion people. Queen Elizabeth II passes away after ruling the Commonwealth before dirt was invented. The monkeypox. Russia plays the role of global asshole. Wordle. Mother Nature rocks Afghanistan. Hover bike. Styles spits on Pine. Olivia Newton John, Kristie Alley, and Coolio leave us. Pele was traded to team Heaven. FTX implodes. Madonna and the 3-D model of her vagina. Pig gives his heart to a human. Beijing can brag that it is the first city ever to host both the Summer Olympics and Winter Olympics. Uvalde. $3 trillion Apple. Keith Raniere gets 120 years. The Whisky War ends with Canada and Denmark going halfsies. Mar-a-Lago. Nick Cannon brood hits a dozen. Shinzo Abe is assassinated. Inflation goes through the roof (if you can actually afford to put a roof over your head). Volodymyr Zelensky. European heat wave. Bennifer. Salman Rushdie is stabbed on stage, Dave Chappelle tackled, and Chris Rock is only slapped. Thích Nhất Hạnh. Heidi Klum goes full slug. Cuba knocked out by Ian. Liz Truss and 4.1 Scaramuccis. Taylor Swift breaks Ticketmaster. Human shitstain Elon Musk ignores helping mankind and buys Twitter instead. Riri becomes a mommy. NASA launches Artemis 1. Trump still a whiny little bitch. Music lost Loretta Lynn, Christine McVie, and Meat Loaf. Democracy died at least three times. Pete Davidson continues to date hottest women on the planet. Microplastics in our blood. Alex Jones is a cunt. So is DeSantis. Argentina wins the World Cup. Meghan and Harry. Eddie Munson rips Metallica in the Upside Down. tWitch. Roe vs Wade is overturned by the micro dick energy of the Supreme Court. CODA. James Corden shows he is a "tiny Cretin of a man". Amber (and the shit on the bed) Heard (round the world). Sebastian Bear-McClard proves he’s one of the fucking dumbest men alive. Latin America's ‘pink tide’. Anti-Semitic rants by Ye. Bob Saget. A verified blue checkmark. Godmother of punk Vivienne dies. And, Tom Cruise feels the need for speed yet again. 2023… whatcha got for us?!? Nothing shocks me anymore.

#me #my words

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Bayou Bugaboo

A few months back, I heard that Disney was planning to re-brand the Splash Mountain ride from Song of the South to The Princess and the Frog. At the time, I thought it made perfect sense. Disney will NEVER release Song from the Vault. It's racist as f*ck and is definitely a film of It's time. You can search that thing up if your curious but the bulk of the narrative is about a salve names Uncle Remus, singing N*gga Spirituals about his joyous life of bandage. Sh*t is catchy as f*ck but absolutely f*cked up in terms of societal consciousness. Sash Mountain has been a Song of the South ride since it's inception but the film it's based on hasn't been re-releases in f*cking decades. Disney doesn't merchandise this thing. They don't advertise it. They rarely speak on it. Like, I had A Brer Rabbit and the Tar Baby picture book when I was a kid, Brer Rabbit was the animated component to The Song of the South, and I'm damn near forty years old. And the book was pushed before I was born! The one I had was a reprinting. That was the first and last piece of official Song merchandise with the Disney stamp, I have ever seen. Four decades. Outside of people my age, who the f*ck even knows Song? You know who they do recognize? Princess Tiana.

You're telling me that Tiana, the first black Disney Princess, whose film is set in a very much geographical similar area as Splash Mountain, has no recognizable ride or visibility as the Disney Parks? You have this ridiculously popular ride that carries incredibly problematic to straight out racist branding, that needs to be updated to modern sensibilities? Just from a visibility standpoint point, the swap from Song to Frog is a no-brainer. I don't know if Tiana is popular overall, I've never see Frog, but I know she's popular among the girls who look like her and that's the point. Tiana is a solid representation of US on screen. A Black princess, devoted and digest, working toward her own goals in an era where being both colored and female literally set you back to third class in society. I mean, the true love stuff is a thing and all the Hoodoo magic was dope but, at it's core Frog is about Tiana achieving her dreams in a world that was diametrically opposed to her very existence. Why wouldn't you want to put that narrative front and center, tack it onto one of the most popular rides in your park? A ride that has spent it's entire existence, giving relevance to a movie that espouses literally the opposite everything Frog stands for?

From Disney's standpoint, this makes sense. You get rid of a problem and add diversity to your Parks in the most organic way available. So why the f*ck is there so much vocal opposition to this change? Seriously, who are the people out here screaming at the top of their lungs about how messed up it is to change Splash Mountain? I'm not a Disney Person. The MCU is not my personality. I, personally, don't care very strongly either way about that change. I would imagine that's the majority of people in this discourse. That Silent Majority, of you will. As long as the ride mechanics, themselves, aren't changed, the branding doesn't really matter. Apparently, it does. To a very large portion of this park going audience, or so you'd think with how many articles and YouTube videos that can be searched up on the subject. Who the f*ck are these people and why are they fighting so hard to keep something so violently offensive? I've heard that the connections is tenuous at best, that Brer Rabbit is harmless but, like, nah? The motherf*cker's entire existence is a caricature of theory n*gga stereotype which permeated the South at the time. He literally fashioned a baby made out of tar, to dupe a coyote or some sh*t, and this was considered "okay" media for children to consume! Back then, fine, but now? Who the f*ck are these people comfortable with examining who and what Brer Rabbit is all about, in this the year of our lord 2023?

#Splash Mountain #Brer Rabbit #Uncle Remus #Song of the South #Some ol' bullsh*t

[smokeybrand]

Bayou Bugaboo

A few months back, I heard the Disney was planning to re-brand the Splash Mountain ride from Song of the South to The Princess and the Frog. At the time, I thought it made perfect sense. Disney will NEVER release Song from the Vault. It's racist as f*ck and is definitely a film of It's time. You can search that thing up if your curious but the bulk of the narrative is about a salve names Uncle Remus, singing N*gga Spirituals about his joyous life of bandage. Sh*t is catchy as f*ck but absolutely f*cked up in terms of societal consciousness. Sash Mountain has been a Song of the South ride since it's inception but the film it's based on hasn't been re-releases in f*cking decades. Disney doesn't merchandise this thing. They don't advertise it. They rarely speak on it. Like, I had A Brer Rabbit and the Tar Baby picture book when I was a kid, Brer Rabbit was the animated component to The Song of the South, and I'm damn near forty years old. And the book was pushed before I was born! The one I had was a reprinting. That was the first and last piece of official Song merchandise with the Disney stamp, I have ever seen. Four decades. Outside of people my age, who the f*ck even knows Song? You know who they do recognize? Princess Tiana.

You're telling me that Tiana, the first black Disney Princess, whose film is set in a very much geographical similar area as Splash Mountain, has no recognizable ride or visibility as the Disney Parks? You have this ridiculously popular ride that carries incredibly problematic to straight out racist branding, that needs to be updated to modern sensibilities? Just from a visibility standpoint point, the swap from Song to Frog is a no-brainer. I don't know if Tiana is popular overall, I've never see Frog, but I know she's popular among the girls who look like her and that's the point. Tiana is a solid representation of US on screen. A Black princess, devoted and digest, working toward her own goals in an era where being both colored and female literally set you back to third class in society. I mean, the true love stuff is a thing and all the Hoodoo magic was dope but, at it's core Frog is about Tiana achieving her dreams in a world that was diametrically opposed to her very existence. Why wouldn't you want to put that narrative front and center, tack it onto one of the most popular rides in your park? A ride that has spent it's entire existence, giving relevance to a movie that espouses literally the opposite everything Frog stands for?

From Disney's standpoint, this makes sense. You get rid of a problem and add diversity to your Parks in the most organic way available. So why the f*ck is there so much vocal opposition to this change? Seriously, who are the people out here screaming at the top of their lungs about how messed up it is to change Splash Mountain? I'm not a Disney Person. The MCU is not my personality. I, personally, don't care very strongly either way about that change. I would imagine that's the majority of people in this discourse. That Silent Majority, of you will. As long as the ride mechanics, themselves, aren't changed, the branding doesn't really matter. Apparently, it does. To a very large portion of this park going audience, or so you'd think with how many articles and YouTube videos that can be searched up on the subject. Who the f*ck are these people and why are they fighting so hard to keep something so violently offensive? I've heard that the connections is tenuous at best, that Brer Rabbit is harmless but, like, nah? The motherf*cker's entire existence is a caricature of theory n*gga stereotype which permeated the South at the time. He literally fashioned a baby made out of tar, to dupe a coyote or some sh*t, and this was considered "okay" media for children to consume! Back then, fine, but now? Who the f*ck are these people comfortable with examining who and what Brer Rabbit is all about, in this the year of our lord 2023?