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probablybadrpgideas · 8 months
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"Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf"
"What about side by side with a weird murderhobo whose backstory is 50% blatant anime ripoffs and 50% the player's barely-concealed kinks?"
"Aye. That I could do"
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Miss Chiori goes to a play party
Chiori: You want to kiss my shoes? *Seriously?* Fuck no!
Chiori: I know where those lips have been. I saw you kissing that lady's hundred-Mora knockoff boots just now.
Chiori, under her breath: I bet they're glued not stitched.
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AITA for being into petplay?
I was hanging out with my (24F) college friend (19F), for the first time in a month and the first time since she broke up from her middling relationship she had been in for 2 years. I am a bi trans woman attracted to masculinity, extroverted and sexually educated, having had a special interest in kink for a while ; she is a feminine pan cis woman, shy and introverted and though she isn't shy about sex around me, she has not had fulfilling sexual relationships. The whole discussion was difficult, including her telling me that the Barbie movie excluding trans women from its definition of womanhood in the real world was normal, since there are fewer trans women than cis women.
But the end of the discussion felt like a knife stuck in my chest : I told her I got a new boyfriend recently and we did quite a few kink scenes, including petplay. She asked about what that means and I explained I would act kinda like a dog : on all fours, whimpering, panting (not barking, I don't find it fun)...
She tells me that it's weird, zoophilic and identical morally to pretending to be a child during sex. I tell her it's just pretending and really not the same as ageplay but she tells me that she considers any evil done to animals as bad as the same evil done to humans (she is NOT vegetarian). And she told me she thinks I have committed an evil act by engaging in petplay. We have not talked since. I understand her lack of knowledge about healthy sexual relationships and her youth may make her have harsh reactions, but I felt unfairly demonised for engaging in kink.
AITA?
What are these acronyms?
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joeyspissstain · 4 months
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im gonna say it
saying that there shouldnt be any kink at pride is a reductionist take on the queer community
kink, depending on the context, is a huge part of our history
if its a kid's pride event, or meant to be just kid-friendly, then obviously there shouldnt be kink involved but at parades and such?? is seeing a leatherman really the worst thing youve ever seen?
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kayforpay · 29 days
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happy egg holiday. I've seen some people saying that easter is based on various fertility celebrations from pre-christianity religious belief systems, and I gotta say that fucks hard. maybe clowns have an egg-based orgy day? anyway, here's this :o)
edit: please rb if you're comfortable w it!
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bhaalbaaby · 6 months
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another kinky poll: who would be the most into the breeding kink?
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swedisheek · 1 year
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vaguely sexy art below so. you have been warned or whatever. it’s cwilbur if that makes you more interested
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um. woof?
[ID: A traditional sketch of c!Wilbur, shown from the neck up in profile. He has a muzzle and collar on, and his hair is tied back in a loose, short ponytail. He’s looking pleadingly towards the viewer, face flushed. End ID.]
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5mind · 2 months
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((Listen it was either being uploaded into meat or the biopsy roleplay fantasy
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merryfortune · 6 months
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average rocksaltshipping interaction
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spinchs-field · 1 month
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feral dog given pretty collar that immediately cures its rabies and makes it world’s most loyal pet. more at six
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chaoscoining · 1 year
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"Harmful paraphillas" and "the big three" have always kinda bothered me as terms, as they sort of beat around the bush about the actual problems and what is being talked about, so here's an alternative I thought of:
Impossible-Consent Paraphilias.
This makes it clear what's actually being referred to (paraphilias that cannot be consented to) and without the implication "harmful" has sometimes where anyone who has them is inherently going to cause harm. It allows for expansion in the way "the big three" does not, and is also more clear on what it actually means without context on what "the big three" actually are.
It also avoids including ageplay, petplay, or consensual non-consent, as these are all things which can be consented to (though obviously your mileage may vary on your interpretation of them otherwise).
Not sure if this'll catch on or anything, but if anyone else was uncomfortable with the common phrasing, I wanted to share my alternative.
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kayforpay · 28 days
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my first thought was 'accidental eggs Gamzee' when I saw your prompts thing.
Karkat is surprisingly territorial. Granted, Gamzee wasn't surprised when they were younger, before everything that happened in the game, but he was surprised now.
Karkat had, after all, been the one to suggest they start dating from the beginning. And Gamzee had sincerely tried to meet him there, despite how often he found himself wishing he could skip pretending to get to know him again and just lay on his chest. They had managed one human earth "month" of platonic dates, before Karkat had come to his hive in the middle of the night and asked if he could have a kiss.
Far be it from Gamzee to say no.
The next "month", after several more dates that felt like dates used to, Gamzee realized fully that Karkat wasn't actually as comfortable distancing himself as he acted. There were signs, like the fact that he still initiated most of their piles or anything, but this was definitely the clearest indication Gamzee got.
They were sitting outside, enjoying a lukewarm day, and Meulin came up to them. Gamzee liked her well enough, and since he had at least a rudimentary knowledge of Alternian Sign Language, she had been coming to meet him more often than not; seems her group was as yet unwilling to learn.
"Gamzee! Do you wanna get something to eat?"
Since he was at that moment laying his head on Karkat's back, he took a second to respond, speaking the words as he did for Karkat's benefit. "I'm busy right now. Can he join?"
Karkat frowned at the corner of Gamzee's eye, but stayed silent, only putting his hands on Gamzee's thighs where they sat around his own.
"I wanted to take you out. You can ditch him, right?" That same, casual Beforan energy. It was worst about any of the mutants; Sollux or Rufioh, messiahs forbid Tavros even. They had been raised to not just consider Karkat and Kankri as lesser, but to think they were almost non-entities. "You don't have a pale, do you?"
Non-entities in dating, especially. Even the ones who knew Kankri for a while seemed to act that way a lot of the time.
Gamzee's frown matched Karkat's, partially because he had copied it so much to try and get his way on Alternia. "I'm with him right now. Stop talkin' about Karkat like he's not even here. Don't wanna go out with you, anyways, Nep would--"
He didn't have a chance to finish speaking, because Karkat stood, and offered a hand to Gamzee. When he took it, Karkat started leading him off, back towards his hive, stomping every step of the way. Meulin looked upset, but Gamzee didn't really feel much sympathy for her, all things considered, and resolved to send her a text later, maybe.
As soon as the door slammed behind Gamzee and he was closed up in Karkat's hive, Karkat was on him, pressing his face to the side of Gamzee's throat and stuffing his hands under his shirt. He turned his head, pressed a kiss to the base of Karkat's horn, and got pulled into a kiss that was half teeth a moment later.
"Baby, are you made at me?" Gamzee mumbled, stroking his palms over Karkat's cheeks. "You don't gotta be gentle."
Karkat froze, and settled his palms on Gamzee's shoulders. "I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at her. And all the other fucking Beforans, for acting like that. She asked you out when I was sitting in your lap! On Alternia, I would be expected to gut her!" He shook with bottled-up anger, and Gamzee kissed his forehead.
"Yeah, but the others'd get upset." He purred, rubbing his nose against Karkat's own. "Does it help you're the only troll I ever want in my diamond?"
He opened his eyes to Karkat's own wide, pale red tears threatening to spill over the edges. "The only one?" His face was flushed, and the heat suffused Gamzee's hands.
"Course, sweet. Only one I've ever wanted, only one I'll ever want. You're my perfect pink."
Karkat wasn't rough, kissing him again. He pushed Gamzee's shirt up, and slid his tongue into Gamzee's mouth, but pulled away after only a second. "D'you wanna lay down?"
The pile they'd made at Karkat's hive was plush, constructed mostly of his sweaters and blankets with too many holes to keep using for anything else. Even though it was easy to get new things now, they were both partial to the well-loved feel of old things like this, so they had silently agreed to keep it that way. Besides, it meant Karkat wasn't going to be upset if Gamzee's face smeared onto the blankets.
He fell into it with Karkat on top of him, the concentrated weight and softness of his stomach pinning him down in a way that always made Gamzee melt, this time included. Karkat licked his ear while he moved to straddle Gamzee's waist, his bulge twisting against the front of his jeans already. It had been a long time, after all, since they had really had any reliable outlet for that, too.
Karkat pulled his shirt off, dropping it to be lost in the pile, and ran his hands down Gamzee's chest, leaving a trail of goosebumps from how warm he was. "You're so pretty, Gamzee. You have to look out, trolls are gonna want to be with you because of it." He said it matter-of-factly, and Gamzee felt his neck get hot about it.
"You're teasin' me, Karbaby." Not that he was complaining. "Are you jealous?"
He gasped when Karkat stuffed a hand down his pants, hot fingers pressing against the lips of his sheathe. Karkat slid off of him to push his pants down, rubbing his fingers over his sheathe until Gamzee's bulge slid out a few inches to wrap around them. Then, he was kissing Gamzee's stomach, his hips, and he turned his head to look at Gamzee directly when Gamzee sat up on his elbows.
"Yeah, I am. I'm jealous anyone else looks at you at all, Gamzee." He sounded so miserable, so sincere and honest and pathetic, that Gamzee couldn't help but believe him. "Does that make me a bad palemate?"
Gamzee's hand covered Karkat's horn, half holding on as his bulge finished sliding out. "Nah. I love you, diamonds. Nothin' you did could make you a bad palemate." He smiled, and Karkat dug his teeth into Gamzee's hip bone, growling.
"Lift your legs, Gamzee." His fingers were pressing at the edge of his nook, rubbing insistently, and pressed in as soon as Gamzee spread his legs. "I love you. I love you so much." He thrust his fingers slowly, pressing the pads of them against the ceiling of Gamzee's nook, and followed him when it inevitably made him squirm.
"Fuck, lemme uh, lemme touch you, Karkat." His voice was a whine, hips rolling slightly, but Karkat only sat up to kiss him, firmly, even though it made his reach more shallow. "Baby, please?"
His other hand planted in the middle of Gamzee's chest, pushing him down with just enough force to keep him still. "Let me, Gamzee. I'm.." He bit the inside of Gamzee's thigh, and started thrusting his fingers more quickly. "I just want to. Just wait."
The first time was quick; he ripped some of the blankets in his fists, and Karkat praised him like he had done something special by spilling all over himself. The second time took a while to build to, and Gamzee felt almost so oversensitive he needed to stop several times, whining until Karkat slipped his hand into Gamzee's hair and kissed his face, purring at him, saying we can stop, if you want to and making Gamzee beg for him to continue.
When he came the second time, tears streamed down his cheeks, and his bulge, completely ignored around Karkat's wrist, only gave a weak twitch before clamping itself down against Karkat's skin again. "So good, Gamzee. I don't want anyone else to see you like this. Okay? No one else, you're mine."
His eyes felt sticky with quick-drying tears, but he nodded, looked up. "Okay, yeah. Love you." He sat up as much as he could, and pulled Karkat into a kiss. While he struggled to match Karkat's intensity, Karkat unzipped his pants, and only broke away to push them down.
Gamzee's nook was puffy and a little sore, and it made him flinch when Karkat pulled his fingers out. His bulge was softer, but after the first twist it was a stretch, and Gamzee whined, wrapping his arms and legs around Karkat as tightly as he could without hurting him, which he only really knew from the grunt his palemate let out.
Karkat's hips moved in jerky, quick movements that made Gamzee's bulge rub against his soft belly, and twitched a little faster when Gamzee's grip moved to the soft folds on his ribs, pinching his grubscars slightly. He was getting tense, sharp knees pressing into Karkat's sides and his claws threatening to dig into his beloved's skin, but he couldn't stop himself.
He yelped when Karkat pinned his hands down, leaning over Gamzee completely, and he shuddered as the combination of the deeper thrust and the weight of him on top pushed him over the edge again. Gamzee sobbed as he came, his bulge writhing angrily, and Karkat murmured against his neck.
"So good, so pretty, I love you, Gamzee. I love you." He moved a little faster, grinding the base of his bulge into the sore rim of his nook.
Head tossed back, Gamzee gasped. "Fuck, somethin'-- I can't, I can't stop it, babe, baby, diamond, mothefuck--"
Something moved through his bulge, solid and from the inside, and he couldn't make a single sound as an egg rolled against his stomach, the strange pain-pleasure mix making his eyes roll and his nook clench around Karkat. He spilled, white-hot material flooding Gamzee and pushing a second and third egg out of his bulge, followed by watery spurts of material.
"Fuck." Karkat was out of breath, grinding still, and released Gamzee's hands to cup his face. "That's so... Can you do that again?"
Gamzee blinked slowly. "Dunno. Didn't know I could at all. Felt fuckin... Weird."
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aro-culture-is · 2 years
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Aro culture is wanting to cuddle and kiss and do kinky gay shit and feed each other strawberries in the woods but platonically
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