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#LIES your honor
watmalik · 28 days
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The Reaper? Oh! You mean Lucy’s man, the one with the ripped abs and baby girl™️ smile?
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ryukatters · 6 months
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bf!bkg ignoring you because you won’t call him baby or handsome or whatever nickname you usually call him
“Katsuki— have you seen my charger? I can’t find it anywhere.”
You call out as you make your way down the hall from your bedroom. Your boyfriend is sitting on the couch, having a rotting party all by his lonesome to really live out his day off. It’s a rare occurrence for him to be so inactive, but you surmise even pro heroes can be lazy every once in a while.
“Kats?”
Still nothing. You know for a fact that he can hear you, because you can see the way he subconsciously perks up the minute you say something. Definitely charming, but not enough to quell the growing mix of irritation and worry (mostly worry) brewing inside the pits of your stomach.
You make your way across the living room, standing in front of his place on the couch. He’s still not looking at you. No matter, you just decide to straddle him instead. His hands automatically find purchase on your hips, fingers just a few millimeters shy of your ass.
“Katsuki. What’s wrong?”
“Dunno who that is,” he huffs, head turning to the side so you can’t see the way his lips quirk down into a pout. (Because he swears up and down that’s something he never does.)
“Kats?”
“No.”
“‘Suki?”
“Close, but still no.”
“Baby?”
“Yeah, baby?”
"Have you seen my charger, handsome?"
"In your desk drawer on the right."
You smile. You press an innocent kiss to the tip of his nose. He pulls you flush against him before you can pull away, capturing your lips with his, appreciating the way the two of you meld against each other. He tries not to look too disappointed when you lift yourself off him and stand up. You lean down to give him a fleeting kiss on the cheek.
"Love you, Katsuki."
"Think you've got the wrong guy, sweetheart."
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amyelliotsdiary · 7 months
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whatever casting director put jaz sinclair in a room with derek luh and then london thor deserves all of the awards and a little kiss on the forehead
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yuviur · 6 months
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All these things I've tried, boy, be cute be dumb be wise be young So don't tell me what to fear in the darkness of this atmosphere Dirty Imbecile | The happy Fits
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keepin-it-on-the-d-l · 5 months
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Sometimes family is a sniper, his husband, and their 134-year-old baby they snagged from the Titanic.
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makk1 · 6 months
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mothers 🙏🙏🙏
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gwynfahr · 6 months
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Jordan's an overstimulating queen, and a worshipping king, you can't convince me otherwise.
In female form, she will not stop making you come until you almost can't articulate your safe word anymore. Spurring you on by whispering an unending stream of "Come on, one more time", or "I know, just one more and then we can take a break" in your ear. She'll add some light degradation, fucking you roughly on her fingers.
In their male form, he changes completely, he's tender, he's praising the hell out of you. Of course, he's overstimulating you still, but he'll add compliments such as : "You're doing so well, baby" or "such a good fucking girl for me".
Either way, sex with Jordan Li is fucking mind blowing and you can argue with the wall if you don't think so.
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averagemartian · 6 months
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Still thinking about Jordan ranting about Marie mid-fuck like what was the goal there why are they thinking about their rival while nutting?
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mrs-jamesbbarnes · 1 year
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This picture will live rent free in my brain for the rest of my life 🥹
Courtesy Jessie Mei Li on Instagram
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cosmiado · 3 months
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thinking about the teens again and how they act in regards to getting attention, because they clearly need So So Much Attention All The Time.
Normal: easy. he is a Good Good Boy in order to get attention. when he doesn't get it, he tries to be gooder, as if by him being good enough, it will make everyone love and pay attention to him. (it does not)
Scary: the polar opposite of Normal. she is a Bad Girl for attention, and acts out when she doesn't get enough of it. as if by her being bad enough, it will make everyone hate and pay attention to her. (occasionally, it does work, but she only seeks hatred because love is too hard to handle, and despite what she claims, i think it definitely hurts her to be hated.)
Hermie: the most interesting in my opinion, because he is a combination of both Scary and Normal. he is either good or bad in any given moment based on what's more likely to get him attention. he's good when driving the Pussy Wagon into the molten cheese, but bad when he deliberately leads the teens into a trap during the Black Parade. he's good when they need him to act as Risky Click or Keira Knightly, but bad when he steals the mascot costume. he switches wildly back and forth; love and hate matter less to him than the sheer fact of attention. any press is good press.
Link: he's interesting because we don't really see how he acts when he Doesn't get attention, because he is perpetually getting attention from Grant and Marco. he sabotages everything that will even slightly take away their ability to pay attention to him. he seems like the most well-adjusted on the surface, but hes just as much of a wreck as the rest.
Taylor: deeply deeply hilarious to me, because he absolutely cannot conceive of the fact that he's not getting attention, to the point where he straight-up doesn't believe it. it may seem at first like he doesn't particularly care, but that’s just because he assumes that everyone is paying attention to him at all times, because why wouldn't they be? he doesnt feel the need to change the way he acts, because hes convinced hes already getting all the attention and love that he needs.
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chanrizard · 10 months
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he just. plopped down in his lap
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whaliiwatching · 11 months
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he’s talking abt seeker constellation myths
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adeadlightbulbuwu · 2 months
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Ping and li sketch :D
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zishuge · 4 months
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Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023) | Ep. 11
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Thinking about Normal who so badly needs validation and to be loved but struggles to seek it in a manner that is honest. Thinking about Lincoln who loves all his friends deeply but has developed a strong aversion to lying after being lied to all his life. Thinking about Lincoln and Normal's hearts being in the same place but never at the same time. Thinking about Lincoln's attention constantly being divided and pulled apart in the struggle to care for all of his friends at once, and Normal needing the surefire but infinitely distant reassurance of being someone's one and only. Thinking about their current relationships with their dads being the most similar in the group, and what they both saw in Wrath. Thinking about them never actually having time to talk with each other without something or someone getting in the way. Thinking about a cleric and a paladin who really have so much in common and could be such good friends, but whose circumstances leave their trajectories perpetually misaligned and their relationship one of the weakest in the group.
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goblinkingsart · 24 days
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a little huafanghua sketch from a while ago
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